/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50014222
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,180.984B, 97P = 22.484B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,155.942B, 96P = 22.458B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

The last DD that actually played out / wasn't complete horseshit was Pump Theory.
Change my mind.

>>50014222
Big checkies.

So is the split actually going to be a thing or did they just announce it to fuck with us?

When the homosexual baker stops using scripts to get digits then the crab will be vanquished and we will moona soona.

It is with heavy heart that I must inform you about OpenAI pondering the Art of Hodling then went and told Sunway about it.

Brace yourselves.

I normally would never say this to another human but with all the information provided to me, my financial advice for Ken is to jump off the roof.

Jump off the roof, Ken.

WAGMI tuesday my dudes.

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>>50014222
witnessed

Ryan found out GME was big in China or Honk Kong so he gave them a shout out. He’s fund raising for moass

>>50014222
I'll check those trips, thanks baker

>>50014222
checked

>>50014222
Why do you have a pick up DFV? He made all his money off of options and he sold all his GME.

He's 20-30 mil out the door already last year Kek!

>>50014419
He’s Hodling and he DRSd. He also Chinese

>>50014362
>epstein was a hedge fund manager
was he fucking really? i just thought he labeled himself as a "philanthropist" holy fuck all hedge fundies need to burn.

I want my money now, Ryan. Like tomorrow premarket now.

>>50014273
shouldn't our "next leg higher" than our previous $199 "short-term high"?

>>50014472
He was Mossad, along with his wife and her dad, you fucking newfag.

>>50014540
Wasn’t he bi with the Victorias Secret guy?

>>50014472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnUU_xOsDHE

Any hope for tomorrow?

>>50014587
>when and if

>>50014587
I could die in my sleep or we could MOASS, both are equally likely.

>>50014540
>He was Mossad
yes I know all about that shit, but they had a "cover up" which was used, and I thought he pulled a soros
>>50014579
holy fucking shit it all makes sense why he chose that cover up

>>50014441
oh boy i'm hoping

TWO MORE TWEETS

I can’t go to Publix…

It is closed

>>50014765
Go to Sneed's instead.

You MotherFucking Bridge and Tunnel!

Your overconfidence has always been your undoing. Your the most marginal Fucking investors in the history of investing which is why you are now commonly known as Retail Lite. You take your Happy Little Asses back to your Shitholes full of nothing but Shitbirds! You're like a Catfish on the Circle that just been done found out and we voting your ass out now! The TV show Shameless was a documentary on GME holders, basically. I wish I could Time Travel MotherFuckers, because once we Dunk down this Fucking stock I would keep going back in time to this day to do it all over again. Right now you Fuckers is up there like Oil Can Boyd just throwing absolute junk hoping you can blow it by us. Remember when I caught you Fuckers eating cathup flavored British crisps the other day?

You Fuckers are the type of person that thinks someone like Ornette Coleman is "The Shit". Whose this Cat lots of Cats ask? Exactly! You about's to be the equivalent of that dude in investing history. I will Fucking BURY GME. Believe that MotherFuckers. Believe that!

>>50014587
None. It's over Rock! Ain't nothing on Earth gonna save you now!

dubs and ryan cohen tweets kek baggies tomorrow

>>50014909
>>50014866

Desperate Rugmunchers posing as the one and only! Putting it down here and now that there is only one true version of Me just like there is one true version of the MotherFucking Bridge and Tunnel! We will dunk all over the stock, and this Cat has claws and a lack of shame! I like to gargle Cock and Balls in my Tonsils, like a real Man does! I take it up the ass because I am the One and Only you FairWeather MotherFuckers!

>>50014921
You droped these

The Top Tier Analysts at Goldman Sachs raised their HOOD ratings today! It looks like a lot of Apes might be selling GME (and some AMC) to buy HOOD!

stop tweeting and do something benchod

>>50014921
He might as well have

>>50014921
Cohen has lost a lot of money on BBBY. Do you think he is ready to tap out on that Fucking stock?

hmm ive seen this episode before

>>50015030
Do you like Black Mirror?

>9 am in India
Good morning sirs.

>>50015125
good morning sir please do the needfuyl my family is starved sir please just redeem what you have and live by ganeesh i will fucking benchod you in the mouth with sm penis I AM THE WHITE NOW DO YOU HEAR ME FUCKING ANIMAL BAGGIE
good morning sirs!

>>50014765
Should tweet about it

>>50015056
never watched it

>>50015190
first 2 seasons are kino, and third is hit and miss. 4th is pure dog shit

>>50014222
Checked and WAGMI.

>>50014587
Either it does or it don't so I'd say we have about a 50/50 shot.

Numbers don't lie

>The nightmare never ends.

>>50014222
check 'em

smells like jeet in this thread already

>>50015006
I bought just $300 worth of BBBY today for the fuck of it. Under $7 is pretty decent even if it does nothing I’ve lost nothing

>>50011656
>It's more coherent than feces and ice creme.
i'll give you that anon, kek ryan cone

>>50014587
With 100% certainty, MOASS will not kick off without a catalyst.
You will have about as much success as telling someone to stick their head in a bucket of water and drowning themselves. They will NEVER do it willingly.

>>50015006
His calls don't expire until January
In MY opinion, I believe that he believes the MOASS should start before January, because BBBY is in the same basket as GME and he'd be filthy fucking rich if the boby stock moons along gme.
>but if it doesn't?!
Than he can have the same sensation of being a baggy just like us. I swear to God Cohen I don't want to hold your fucking bags for years on end I fucking beg you.

If moass happens and I make it, I will help the Canadian Trucker Organizers Their the only people that cared enough to do anything

>>50015433
Its all about that inevitable court case that will come from it. All sides are acting now in preparation for that day

>>50015231
raised by wolves any good?

>>50014340
It was a trick to dilute to 1 billion shares and stay alive. No divvy no split.

https://www.newsweek.com/subway-worker-shooting-mayo-argument-atlanta-customer-shooting-police-1719384
why cant ken just commit subway worker syndrome yet?

If Ryan gets locked in a legal case against the DTCC and has to get permission to MOASS, I would continue to live, laugh and love, but I've already seen this movie with /XSG/. It's a pain in the arse.

>50015510
What are they waiting for if they’re intention is to dilute?

>>50015539
Shills have never been able to answer this. They can legally rug-pull us at anytime but haven't. I wonder why?

>>50015465
Agreed. Things are no doubt moving behind the scenes, although as outsiders it feels like everyone is ignoring the obvious.
This situation is such an embarrassment, even for the most corrupt institution in human history. 401ks, ETFs, etc, these people all need their shares back, which they were foolishly lending out for some premium. It's not just the shorts that are fucked.

>>50014222
For those who are unable to get off Mr. Bones wild ride, I will say this now

I will see Y'all in New Mexico

>>50015558

>>50015539
Easy, they don’t need it yet, still got mine in the bank. But at the current burn rate, they will dilute before eoy.
Why are they waiting, if there intention was to split? Baggies can never answer this.

>>50015507
never saw it

>50015622
fuck your 2's zoomer

>>50015647
black mirror seems a bit try hard, with half as much pay off, maybe il try watching a couple just for you anon

>>50015697
There's some good episodes.
>>50015622
Waiting for market place to start split.

>50015622
Easy, they don’t need to yet, still got mine in Computershare. But at the current borrow rate, they will split divvie before eoy.

see, I can just make shit up and believe it too

>>50015697
It’s outer limits but every episode is about the dystopian future we are headed towards. It’s fucking depressing. They’ll never call out trannies or anything. Just normie tier shit

>>50015697
you should heavily pick and choose based on what descriptions interest you it's an anthology so different directors.

>hedgies r finally fuk
>RC reaches deal to settle things peacefully
>Uses the extra shares out of the billion cap to let SHF close their shorts
>Charges them $10k/share
>Part of the deal is moving $GME to their own blockchain based stock market without any resistance
>Now GME has $5 trillion to build the company/buyback shares/pay dividends and they're free from the clutches of the SHFs

>>50015730
any bored anons Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade is a real kino watch, good way of waiting for the old GME or minecraft server to come on which ever

Holy FUCK Bros. Has anyone seen whose gamestops head of the Loopring™ blockchain is? Google Matt Finestone and what "he" himself says about the usage of NFTs, specifically about how they can be used as "shares"

>Tokenization, does not change the underlying value of private securities, they should still be valued by their fundamentals. But with a liquid secondary market, we can tack on a liquidity premium. The liquidity premium comes from the ability to more easily and cost-effectively buy/sell a security. (You can also think of this as the removal of the illiquidity discount.)
>It’s safe to say there is interest in all sorts of private companies, real estate, sports teams, art, and much more. """"WHAT DO STAKEHOLDERS STAND TO GAIN?""""
>""""INVESTORS"""" gain access to investment opportunities previously precluded, and trade them in liquid secondary markets.

It's actually going to fucking happen. It makes sense now, no split dividend because the NFT marketplace hadn't launched yet. But when it does it's unironically over.

>>50014866
Checked N Kek'd

Any update of the $WORK court case against the DTCC?

when it happens this will play on repeat inside my house at full fucking volume

kek baggies

>>50015742
virgin science fiction writers never can predict chad reality right anyways
>>50015747
aight

>>50015823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY&ab_channel=Verticalmule
kek forgot bideo

it's never happening king baggie abandoned us

What does it mean, GME bros?

>>50015752
Would only be like $74k/real share but at least we don't just get cucked by the US govt/sec/dtcc saying "fuk u we no let market crash" and turning off the buy button permanently like they did with that other stock

>>50015928
>Would only be like $74k/real share but at least we don't just get cucked by the US govt/sec/dtcc saying "fuk u we no let market crash" and turning off the buy button permanently like they did with that other stock
i'll sell each one at 6mil and no less :)

>>50015774
This is definitely happening. Byron’s post about “re-architecting the global financial infrastructure” wasn’t just a meme. This is huge bros.

>>50015917
You gonna WAGMI. Don't give up!

>>50015917
MOASS stays with us forever. We will stumble and fall into vice, as is the nature of man. But we will persevere each and everytime. Coming back stronger than ever before to create the change we wish to see.

>>50015768
Thank you. I was thinking about it yesterday but couldn’t remember the name

>>50015985
>>50015994
based, new greentext confirms

>>50015964
I would love to do the same

>>50015967
Wagmi fren

People can’t grasp the magnitude of the event, the MOASS is inevitable plus is the beginning of the restructuring of the financial system.

>>50016013
do it big guy nothing is stopping you :)

not gonna happen baggots

now that the squeeze is confirmed cancelled, what are you baggots gonna buy next?

psst

>>50016120
>>50016140
more gamestop :) eat shit jeet lmfao nice crypto blood bath

>>50016140
This.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

Bizbros...

>>50015774
>>50015967
>>50016018
Well would you look at that. They're starting to believe.

>>50016297
See >>50015774

So mr god wants us to be rich. But we must be tempted with the money by Satan himself. Mr choen has been edging us for a year and a half now. If this isn’t confirmation that choen is the anti Christ I don’t know what is. He’s GONNA give us millions. But only a select few will use the gains for procreation and creating a bountiful harvest somewhere in the woods. My faith tells me we’re at least half way there. That means it might take another year anons.

>>50016356
Let it take another year. Only gives me more time to buy GME and LRC.

“The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.” - Leo Tolstoy

>50016356
>50016402
1pbtid
tl;dr lol

>>50016348
morale is improving. The stock may now rise.

>>50016461
Amen.

>>50014222
Big bakie check!

>>50015526
Oh no Ken was on the Magazine so people can recognize him on the street, not to inspire false confidence. Do you pay attention?

>RAPN(I)G(GA)

>>50016356
I have been worrying about this too lately. He starts tweeting about politics out of nowhere- trying to set himself up as the “Everyman” despite being a Jewish billionaire. Antichrist would come during worldwide Weimar too

>>50016491
I feel like thats him trying to act sympathetic to the movement, while continuing to do nothing because "the timing isnt right". Hes basically saying "I hear ya brother!" and then doing nothing to address the issue. Should have made clear from may when they announced a plan to split the stock that they had no intention of doing it right away

jeet shills i'm buying the site and rounding you all up :)

>>50016356
He is but that is not a bad thing, AION by Jung explains this very well.

i feel something happening with the stock price today... a big move... could be up or could be down... maybe sideways... but something's happening...

Looking forward to the Phase 2 of the NEVM where Syscon will introduce zkrollups to the platform. And this will not only bring NEVM speeds up to over 200,000 transactions per second; far beyond what is theorized for ethereum 2.0, but will also allow projects built atop the syscon platform to institute zero fees within their applications.

>>50016512
That’s a reasonable interpretation. I would’ve liked splivvie already but I’m honestly more concerned with them missing the “end of fiscal q2” marketplace launch date. As long as they hit that target I’m fine with giving them another quarter for the splividend.
What’s your thoughts on the powers that be just giving Cohen 10 trillion dollars under the table and a lifetime replenishing concubine of children? Besides that there’s no reason for him to subvert our interest when they align with his own.

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50014222
Checked

>>50016348
We ride at dawn gentlemen. Kek wills it.

>>50016297
he liked this tweet
https://twitter.com/pwnwtfbbq/status/1541559690370330624

>>50016650
Absolutely based by the chairman to like that tweet

>>50016617
I think its cheaper to kill him. We will see though. So far it has become clear that wallstreet is an arm of the US government, and because of that when he messes with one he messes with the other. Good chance he gets v& and we never hear from him again until his suicide by two bullets in the back of his head turns up in the media

>>50016617
it's smart to wait for adoption of the gamestop wallets to rise, imagine launching the marketplace and there's no trading going on at all on day 1 because no one knows how wallets and shit work. there are over 60k gamestop wallets now.

>>50015697

USS Callister is like, the only really good episode. the rest is hit or miss and nothing really hits that same level of quality, imo. There's enough entertainment there to watch them but the quality is very wavy.

>>50014222
how are you holding up anons?

Holy shit
>today is Tuesday

>>50016802
powerful

Amc up 13%
Robinhood up 14%

Gme down 4% and yet again.... Zero fucking announcements. Kek every baggot who was hype for 5pm

>>50016888
Trips checked for stating obvious 60iq take, here are your satoshis, Dalit

>>50016888
It's their attempt to get more people into it. They will pay. Soon.

It’s 1:30 in the morning and I got up to piss and say one thing…

Kek crypto baggies

All types of hype posts are shill tactics. Change my mind.

>>50016888
Scams getting pump is more confirmation that GME is the play, AMC and robinhood are shitty companies no matter their pumps

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50014222
big checkies

>>50016888
It was 5pm somewhere, just the wrong timeline.

This week should be super exciting. Tomorrow you get a trademark with zero explanation or announcement on what it is. Supposedly it has to sit for 60 days before they announce anything.
>2 more months

Kek baggies

>>50016888
What are you talking about? AMC absolutely tanked today.

Elon Musk's birthday today.. awfully quiet on twitter

Tesla woes?

***AMC IS DEAD ON DILUTION***

***GOYUM TRAPPED***

***INITIATE THIRD IMPACT***

***DISPENSE ORANGE TANG***

>>50016650
my dick

>>50017122

Lmao. Check the chart again brainlet

I’m a little behind on this one, but what exactly is GMErica? Is anything confirmed yet or is it just speculation about what it might be at this point?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vmgfd6/gmerica_has_already_published_today_on_june_28/
WHO WANTS SOME FUK BOYOOOOS!?

>>50017325
I'm looking at right right now dumbass.

>>50017365
Another month, set to coincide with the end of GME's Q2.

>>50017365
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vmgfd6/gmerica_has_already_published_today_on_june_28/
lets go

>>50017364
It's a trademark for branded goods, probably physical merchandise and clothes. That's about all we know and we only know it because that's the description in the patent application. It could be quite a lot of things, but it probably includes branded goods of some kind.

>>50017325
We don't read here, Euro, you uncultured Albanian fuck.
>>50017365
Give me my freedom, you subhuman kike goblin manlet. I fucking hate you, Ryan. I fucking hate you.

>>50017497
Oh fuck, MOASS is going to have merch!
>like and subscribe

>>50017563

>>50014273
>Be me
>Speculate about chart technology
>Retarded negroes on 4chan call it a DD because my speculation became truth
>Fuckyeah.png
>Write more shitty speculation that retards call DD
>Loose all my money and moass potential
>Put a pumpgun in my mouth and pull the trigger because I'm a stupid nigger.
>World's a better place now.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlHLP86o-i8
>literal niggers, faggots and roasties
>didn't receive just the tip

Post MOASS i'm NEVER TIPPING .

God America has become a hellhole .

>>50016791
Don't listen to this anon. That is one of the worst episodes. If you like star trek and bad normies humor, then absolutely you may like it. Even as a "so bad it's good/funny" it isn't, it's fucking terrible.

I rec San juenpero, hang the dj and dog. May have these names slightly wrong so sorry it's been a long time.

>>50017817
Is this supposed to be a rap verse? That’s how I read it.

>>50016791
>>50017863
You're both wrong. The first two seasons are excellent (with some episodes obviously standing out from the rest). Turned to shit after it got sold to Netflix.

just drop it to zero already
what are you faggots waiting for ?
fucking hedgies just do it tomorrow
sell it all dump GME to ZERO

>What are they waiting for if they intent to moass
>What are they waiting for if they intent to rug

We have found ourselves in a crab stand off

Is it market open yet?

WTFWT

>>50017915
Yeah I forgot about the first season. Can't remember what is in 2nd but yeah the 1st season is great.

Who posted this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vm9urt/the_plan_has_been_laid_moass_imminent/

I've invested my entire savings in GME and I got caught up in the hype and even invested some more. About 16.000 USD. My average is at 168. There are exciting news coming out, especially the recent trademark business and more news about creators on the marketplace, but I'm still somewhat anxious. Gotta find the zen again.

I also feel like a lying and deceitful bastard because I keep complaining about my lack of money, but I have a lack of money because everything is tied up in GME. Fuck me.

>>50017997
u/bvttfucker of course.

>>50017997
You tell me, mr. redditor.

>>50017242
>They think the MOASS is starting
>They're already buckling up
Can't wait for the rug LMAO

>>50018017
buy more

>>50018017
This post was generated by an AI

>There's not going to be a stock split
>It's going to take years for DRS to hit 100% at the current trajectory, and very likely that trajectory will slow further and further as 2021 fades into the past
>There's no evidence that a market crash would topple Citadel et al. Many hedgies did extremely well out of the 2008 crash, which was far less anticipated than the potential 2022 crash
>There are no other catalysts being discussed for a MOASS event
>We haven't been in negative beta for a long time
>Borrow rates go up, people get excited, borrow rates go back down
>DFV has been silent for over a year
>RC just tweets about farts and inflation all day, schizos on Reddit seem convinced each time there is some hidden meaning to his shitposts
>Gamestop is still not making a profit
>There's been no good new DD for months
>We've been on a perma-crab for a while now, the highs are getting lower, and the lows are getting higher.
Tell me again why this is such a sure thing anons?

>>50018074
>There's not going to be a stock split
>Making hedgies think that to maximise pain when it's happening
>Callcenterniggers are shilling this
Are Pajeets actually retarded?

>>50018074
wow, you post this every thread with the same image and think you come across organic...

Sad. Many such cases.

>>50018125
>>50018148
If either of you can refute either of my posts then I'm all ears. Not a pajeet, just a fed up Bong who held since Jan 21 but sold when it became apparent nothing was going to happen. I guess I make these threads because a bit of me still wishes it was true - I would fucking love to be a millionaire like everyone else. And I'd buy back in in a heartbeat if someone could give one good reason why this stock is still going to moon, but we seem to be all out of those now.

>>50018199
>Not a pajeet
Just the white man like you!

>>50018199
Where would you put your money?

>>50018204
irish even

Sirs I am the White Man just like you

>>50018208
At the moment everything seems to be a shit show so I don't have a fucking clue to be honest
>>50018204
Why is it so hard to believe that GME investors who had been told for a year and a half that generational wealth was just around the corner might start to get disillusioned and sell at one point? Call me a shill all you want - I'm on here because I want to be convinced that this can still work and am offering you every opportunity to set out your case, just how I set out the case against GME above. That's how debates work. If all you can do is resort to calling everyone who disagrees with you a shill, I can only assume you have no evidence to go on whatsoever. But please - if that's not the case - let me know. I am all ears.

>50018248
>posts this pasta every thread trying to form sentiment
>gets mad when called out
>writes essays no one is going to read about why we should care about his essay
Nope

>>50018248
Splivvy, market crash, NFT splivvy etc.
Lurk more, you'll know more.

>>50018248
best strategy is just forget about it and continue living normally. No signs of betrayal so nothing to worry about.

>>50018074
Because you’re here

>>50018248
>I'm selling as soon as it hits $150
>I'm dropping $15k if anyone can explain why GME will moon
>I used to hold but I sold but I'll buy back in if you convince me

I told you last time bro your vernacular is too recognizable. You need to do better.

>>50018278
As I said before - no sign that a split is going to happen (if it was RC would have done it by now) and a market crash isn't any guarantee of anything - lots of hedgies came out of 2008 very rich for playing the market right.
>>50018259
I've posted this twice now. And no one has been able to offer a compelling counter argument. Makes you think there probably isn't one.

>>50018278
>>50018281
Stop feeding (you)'s.

>>50018299
>I've posted this twice now. And no one has been able to offer a compelling counter argument. Makes you think there probably isn't one.
>he thinks anyone cares enough about his pity posting to rebutt him

kek, plebbit is that way for pity posting

>>50018299
>no sign that a split is going to happen
It was voted on only a few days ago. Are you retarded? Do you expect this stuff to happen instantly?

>sirs i am all knowing and know if there was a split it would have been by now

>>50018294
>your vernacular is too recognizable
He does glow a certain way

I genuinely noticed that FUD starts at 5AM peaks at 9AM-12AM and ends at 4PM. I wish we had flags.

>>50018411 (checked)
Maybe we can respond with flags as a stop-gap measure.

>>50018487
Sar you have to sell

>>50018496
Yeah, fucking Indian shills.

>>50018311
Yes - what is there to wait for?
>>50018356
When your entire stock thesis boils down to "I really want this stock to go up and everyone who tells me it might not is a shill" you're ngmi

>>50018525
>When your entire stock thesis boils down to "I really want this stock to go up and everyone who tells me it might not is a shill" you're ngmi
Thanks for confirming all along you don't hold and you're Irish :D

That didn't take long for you to expose yourself kek

>>50018487
There would be so many irish flags lol

>>50014222
How is this shit still a thing?
how much they pay to make this hopeless thread?
kys nigger

Uh-oh, stinky.

>>50018307
Sorry I am sick and can't sleep.

>>50016888
Robinhood is the right play right now.

>>50018533
I did hold up until a week ago. Sold when it hit 140. I guess it could be worse - my buy average was 93 so I made a decent profit. Again, as I keep saying, I'm happy to buy back in if one person can offer a good reason why.

>>50018645
Sure you did Dalit

So if nothing happens today we all sell right? There was 0 news last night, 5pm anon lied, but everyone has been hyping up the 28th for a while now. If we get another crab day and RC doesn't say shit during AH, we just sell tomorrow yeah?

>50018669
Sneed

>>50018518
>>50018496
>>50018487
I hate Australians so goddamn much.
~Moot
~Whenever he said it

>>50018669
He was in the wrong timeline, it’s 5pm today.

>>50018669
My deadline is 7/5. If nothing happens post Alien Day, I'll assume the the split has been cancelled an RC is just fucking with us.
GMERICA isn't a stock market but a sock market replacement and jpg store is DOA anyway.

>>50018692
COHEN ALLAH ACKBAR

>>50018627
Nice. When GME baggies finally capitulate that will be my signal to get into the market again.

>>50018248
Its clearly over. I am selling first thing. Thankyou fren.

>>50018669
What I want to know from the people still holding, is if not now, when? No one was expecting to still be holding in June 2022 back in January 2021, I remember everyone being convinced it would take a few months at best. And yet here we are. So what are people's cut off points? Two years of holding? Three years?

>>50018716
Same amount of time it’s taken me to farm out Invincible.
>I’m still farming

>50018716
>He's still trying

>50018716
>What I want to know from the people still holding, is if not now, when?
I believe the quote was 'riches or zero'.

>>50018635
Hope you feel better soon, fren. If you have allergy medicine / antihistamines, they work on colds too.

>>50018716
7/5.

>>50018725
Seems to rile you up doesn't it? What's the matter, annoyed that someone is asking inconvenient questions? Don't worry bro, if the MOASS thesis is as solid as you insist it is, I'm sure someone will be along shortly to set it out and rebut my posts with actual DD

>>50018248
>>50018716
My biggest concern is that, I know all the DD. I know this SHOULD happen. I know the hedgies are fuck. I know we are on the verge of something crazy. But at the same time, we have been since January. I fully expect them to just can kick forever and I can't fucking take it anymore. They will can kick until they can find a way to get a bail out or lobby for new stock market rules in their favor or any other bullshit thing they will pull. Hell, they might even begin systematically assassinating all big holders and force selling their positions. Who the fuck knows? Everyone is against us. Even Fidelity is partnering with Citadel and RC has shown his true colors this month with absolutely nothing happening and no news other than shitty divisive tweets and poop tweets.

>>50018725
It's his job, whether we know or not he still needs to put in hours to get paid.

>50018755
Sneed

>>50018755
Ryan Cohen is a useless cunt and his followed all worship cock.
Also: futures green. Amc not dumping premarket. Gme up less than a dollar. No announcements at all ever.
Baggots kek

A lot of people here caring about my investment today.

>>50018755
RC can trigger moass by launching the split divvy, yet he doesn't. What else do you need to know?

>>50018891
It will happen when the weather cools.

>>50018771
It's quite funny how they try the same 2I'm totally one of you guys, but I don't believe it anymore, you shouldn't do either, but if it goes back up I'll totally buy back in, I totally made profit and I am 100% irish!"

Quit whining, bitches! it's 4chan, get your shit together. Reddit hodlers look more based than some whiny bitches here. I KNOW YOU WONT SELL, I KNOW I AM NOT SELLING. I KNOW IT"S BEEN A LONG TIME AND LIFE IS GETTING DIFFICULT EACH DAY. BUT GME IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO MAKE IT IN LIFE. Only way to quit is to drs shares and put the bullet in your head hehe

Lmao you where joked by the hedge funds who bet against citadel, by the shark and by the pump and dumper and you all are still there.
What a bunch of retard.

>>50018964
can you say your nationality, sir?

OOOOOOOOOH BAKER OP can we have Papers Please as next OP pic? It's a really good game.

>>50018992
Retard, lol
i made 70k back at the start of 2021
Thanks for bagholding retard.
Anyway pajeet> mutt
Pajeet never bagholding like you, they are smarter.

>>50019026
Papers please. Post hand.

Look, even if I gave credence to the preposterous notion of MOASS not happening, the "experts" are saying that retail traders' death grip on their shares is the only reason the crash so far hasn't been WORSE. The giga-rich are waiting for Johnny Q to sell, letting the market "find it's natural bottom" so they can scoop up cheapies.
As a spiteful asshole, this removes all choice from me, which sucks, but also makes it easier.
>Sell shares, get fucked by billionaires
Not happening.
>Hold shares, watch billionaires crash with everyone else, and gain pyrrhic victory.
Well, it's better than being a cu/ck.
>Hold and get disgustingly rich off of billionaires
That's what I'm talking about.

Really simple decision, if you're not some low-T faggot that likes getting his portfolio reamed.

>>50019026
>>50018984
You made 10k more now?
Kek non gme baggies

Comprehensive June FUD Guide:

Most Popular, June 2022:
1) I'm so tired, I'm fatigued, I have low T posts.
2) When divvy / No divvy posts.
3) Sell the stock posts. Direct.

FUD Power Rankings:
1) David Lawry is "our guy" copypasta
2) Crab Poster
3) Group speaking like you are investing as a team and not an individual.
4) What Fractal?
X
X Big Power Gap
X
5) Qanon posting
6) Old Dunkie (Fuck new dunks, take your ass to PMG until you get some new material. 96 sonics again bro? I'll pass.)
7) Im so tired bros
8) "But RC would have done the divvy already if he was gonna do it / When Divvy"
9) I fully expect them to just can kick forever and I can't fucking take it anymore.
10) I'll hold for 5+ years, but ill probably kill myself before then. **

**Authors Note:
Kill yourself now (Author opinion may differ from the majority of the server)

Removed from Top 10:
1) Price anchoring posts
2) Sell the rip guys, then reposition!
3) Too big to fail posting

>>50019026
how much is 70,000 rupees, like $10?

>>50019026

>>50019111

>>50019111
dedication this man has, it's inspiring. True legend!

>>50019055
Now do a post where you rebut these one by one and show why they are wrong. How can When Divvy posts be FUN when literally every post on here in May was hyping up an immediate divvy after the shareholders meeting. You can't memory hole something that quickly.

thats why he's ranked #2 on the fud power rankings guys.

crab ill see u tommorow

>>50019111
Chegged

>>50019136
What if I told you crab man and yil poster were the same person?

>FUN
>MEMORY HOLE

thanks for reminding me i've got a nap to take rajesh

have a good one, but no (you) for the shitty translation

do better or bring the ai

>>50019111
>>50019164
What if I told you that crab man, yil poster AND Publix poster are but one man - and that man is Ryan Cohen? Only he knows the hour of the moon and on that day, there will be no crab man, no yil and most importantly of all - he will finally get back from Publix.

>>50018487
That sounds like a good idea

>>50019111

id like to try my hand at some masterwork fud.

Here's the issue: It's light years above anything that the msn, salt mines, cringedown, and gme general has been able to put in front of us for over a year.

Rajesh, i'll be contacting your boss and asking you to be let go. I can do your job better than you (Not surprising).

>>50019277
Alright, bish basterd ser, you can do it better. But can you do it as cheaply!?

I believe in RC

Know your value in life, Rajesh. When you do something right, there's no need to do it again.

It's already finished.

That mentality will never get the (you)'s that your family covets so desperately.

>>50019139
>he outs himself after getting nowhere and shows he was never a holder
You know this is childs play to expose you right?

>>50019372
Pajeets seem to struggle with the ID system.

>>50018934
Even this post is much more constructive than the hundreds of "sneed", "you're an indian shill" and other deflection posts that fill these threads now.

>>50019676
Sneed

>>50019676
Sneed

>50019676
I'd tell you to go eat shit but I'm sure you do that anyway

>>50019702
>>50019710
>>50019735
SERS! DO NOT REDEEM THE SNEED! DO NOT REDEEM IT!

>>50019372
How did I out myself as someone who never held? I didn't say anything about it. For someone who claims to be comfy you seem awfully keen to shut down any notion that GME might not be the meal ticket you think it is.

>>50019803
>He's still trying
You know you can just use another phone for a new ID, right?

>50019803
>he wants to be spoonfed why he glows
Nice try Sanjay, next thread coming up soon try again perhaps?

wagmi today

>>50019111
big checked

Another win for the crab!

>>50019823
Not a shill so have no interest in doing that. All I've done is posted a list of reasons why I sold and why I don't think MOASS will ever happen, and invited people to give a counter argument. That's how debates work, and if you have a stronger argument or some evidence that beats my claims, then I'll gladly shut up and say that I was wrong. But so far no one in any of these threads has any counter arguments at all.

I'll provide a simple example. Let's say there is a thread where everyone is talking about how the sky is blue. One person comes into the thread and says no, actually the sky is red. All it takes to make that person look like an idiot is posting proof that the sky is blue - such as a photo - that proves that the people in the thread know what they are talking about. So where's your proof anon?

>>50019945
>Not a shill
>Proceeds to write an essay no one is going to read
Sanjay, try again next thread this one is burned

>i soldered
>therefore im gonna spend hours shitting up the thread
at least try to make it believable

>50019945
Struggling with those indirect (you)s, eh, Sanjay?

>>50019959
He's having some trouble. Must be working overtime.

>>50020000
Checked

>>50019959
You've replied to me over ten times in this thread alone without being able to articulate a single reason to keep holding. Sad.

>50020029
You've posted 12 times in a thread for a stock you don't own

Sad. many such cases

>>50020039
If it dips below 100 and someone can offer up a decent reason to buy, I may buy in again. So will loiter in here a while longer asking my questions. Maybe one day someone will actually be intelligent enough to provide an answer.
It's not hard to figure you out by the way. You can't even answer basic questions about DD and yet you are clearly very emotionally invested in this stock. You've clearly come here on the coat tails of Superstonk, hoping to stick it to hedgies and make millions. But the problem is you bought in at around 180, excitedly told all your friends you were going to get rich in months, and now are saddled with a -30% portfolio, hoping against hope that if you stick your head in the sand and have faith that the MOASS will come true. That's not intelligent investing my friend - when the facts change, so should your portfolio.

>>50020151
>Here he comes writing an essay his betters just typed up for him
BORING!

>shills still don't know about the filter and waste their time writing novels

>>50020160
Alright poorfag you keep holding with no proof I'm sure that one share is going to make you super rich

>>50020208
>I'm TOTALLY not a shill though
We pegged you about 3 posts in buddy

>>50020242
Shit I'm really in your head aren't I? Look - if I'm bothering you that much I'll go. But first, just refute one line of this for me:

>There's not going to be a stock split
>It's going to take years for DRS to hit 100% at the current trajectory, and very likely that trajectory will slow further and further as 2021 fades into the past
>There's no evidence that a market crash would topple Citadel et al. Many hedgies did extremely well out of the 2008 crash, which was far less anticipated than the potential 2022 crash
>There are no other catalysts being discussed for a MOASS event
>We haven't been in negative beta for a long time
>Borrow rates go up, people get excited, borrow rates go back down
>DFV has been silent for over a year
>RC just tweets about farts and inflation all day, schizos on Reddit seem convinced each time there is some hidden meaning to his shitposts
>Gamestop is still not making a profit
>There's been no good new DD for months
>We've been on a perma-crab for a while now, the highs are getting lower, and the lows are getting higher.

>50020264
>Shit I'm really in your head aren't I
Yet he keeps replying to me, after his facade fell away that he was never actually a holder in the first place and the mask now slips entirely

You fooled no one, the only ones livin rent free are us in your head Sanjay.

>for a stock he doesn't/can't own

>>50014222
Big checked

>>50016296
You too, comfy eldritch loli posterbaker

>>50019055
>>50019111
Observed intensely

>>50020264

>>50020278
It's no wonder you can't refute DD when you have failed to read basic English. I'll make it simple for you in small sentences:
>I held for 15 months.
>I Realised RC is jewing us around and is never going to split.
>I Sold at 140 for a nice profit.
>I Am now hanging out here in case some fresh DD comes up that makes it worth buying back in.

>>50020321
>the split hasn't happened yet so it won't happen.
kys posthaste

>>50020345
So why hasn't it happened yet? Everyone was convinced last month it would occur 10 days after the shareholder meeting

>50020354
> Everyone was convinced last month it would occur 10 days after the shareholder meeting

No you shills pushed that, the 8k never said that only they would file the paperwork authorising the split.

Man your so bad at this, now your making sweeping assumptions without any kind of evidence. This is just sad Sanjay

>>50020354
I'm not on the board of gamestop so I don't know. Why are you so adamant on it not happening?

>>50019702
>>50019710
Goddamn obnoxious

Another day I wait for something to happen even though I know nothing is gonna happen

>50020321
>please swing so we can get dat liquidity
>please take profits

>>50020373
Hahaha that is peak 1984 we are now at war with Eastasia bullshit and you know it. Everyone on here was super pumped about June being a sure thing, no matter how much you lie about it. Oh well, this has been fun but I'm off to get some lunch. Thinking of making some smash burgers. Enjoy another day of the stock moving by $10. Do you think it'll finish closer to 120 or 140 today?

>>50020354
It was just another tease like so many before. Remember Cohen tweeting that Tombstone more than a year ago? Or that "Kenny is dead" South Park clip? He probably gets off by leading people on.

>>50017497
>GMERICA IS A CLOTHING COMPANY
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NICE CARVE OUT BAGGIES

>50020429
>If I just use pop culture references and lie they will believe me
Man, your colleagues are so much better than you at this, you got exposed at the start of the thread and now you're just doubling down.

Are you Irish?

>>50020429
Yeah, the memory holing is strong with baggies. Every other week there's a new bullet proof DD, date, or moass trigger and when it turns out another nothingburger, they've forgotten all about it. How often has this happened by now, a hundred times?
Every baggie claimed the split announcement would happen immediately after the shareholder meeting and trigger moass. And you know it.

>>50020458
Thats cool cos GME Entertainment LLC is the real spin off

>Same thread as last night
Lol it's over. Thanks Ryan!

>50020468
>Oh look his "colleague" has joined the chat kek

You know we can see the same syntax in both your ID's?

Shill's can't even fud right hahahaha

>PRIMARY US CLASSES
Games, Toys & Sporting goods

Truly they are grasping at straws to fud now lol

>50020503
Oh no, it's retarded. :(

>Didn't provide papers

>>50014222
checked!
wagwi!

>>50020525
FUNKO POPS AND FUNKOPOP MERCH

>>50020528
Say the retard who can't read ENGLISH, next thread coming up you can try again then

>>50020525
The truth is that it doesn't matter what that company sells if it forces shorts to be closed. They can't obtain or rehypothecate shares, nor issue synthetics since the company hasn't IPOd yet.

So, cringemines down already? lets check the dot... well dot is heading in blue direction.

>>50020615
hmmm seems pretty easy to cover a position thats worthless yep
(shares for a funko pop retailer 2.0)

>>50020623
use dot old in the meantime.

>>50020623
>mfw dot blue

>>50020639
i dont care about cringemines, it is boring and cringe and annoing, all I do is use it as a quick check for gme related news (rygnan twat, fillings, whatever).

Markets never crashing faggots. Cohen is never announcing anything

>>50020638
>have to deliver shares or close your short positions
>shares aren't available at the market yet, only as a dividend for GME shareholders of record
Sucks to suck

stock market gets liquidated as soon as my DRS transfer is complete.

>>50018669
>>50018716
>>50018891
why are people hyping the 28th to begin with? also, why do people think the nft marketplace will change anything? unless they announce a major partnership with microsoft or apple, i don't see how another nft marketplace will change things. even if it has low gas fees. hopefully im wrong but i wouldn't put my hopes on the marketplace being the catalyst.

>50020638
>Someone just logged in for their shift after their colleagues just got BTFO
Classic

>>50020820
monke jpegs on tshirts
this makes the shorts close

>>50019237
Why is the rainbow chicken wing fist pumping?

>>50020837
The big fucking carve out company where we all get shares of it as a dividend ended up being just a merch company. They’re milking us. I really want to sell but I’m too far in now

>>50020882
we're deep in clownworld now fren
no going back

>>50020810
>>50020810
>>50020810
Threaded, frens!

>>50014301
>>50014375
>>50014392
>>50014416
>>50015245
>>50015313
>>50016485
>>50016618
>>50017040
>>50020286
>>50020574
WAGMI, frens!

>>50019111
Big spot on checked!

>>50020429
>>50020468
This is so bizarre. Do you really think that we're dumb enough to think that your obvious fake hype posts for meme dates were genuine posters?
We've been here for a year and a half. We actively make fun of meme dates. How fucking retarded are you? Why do you think people keep saying that it will happen in 2 more weeks?

>50020882
>this is the fud they are going with despite being wrong
Shocker

I'm gonna use my moass money to fund an XCOM-style tactical shooter, except the characters will all be Funko Pops, and you build your personal squad based on what ownership NFTs you have in your wallet.
I only use this as an example because Funko's are cringe, but it's now in the public domain, so if you have a more interesting or based interpretation, feel free to beat me to the punch. :)

Holy shit baggies you got fucking BTFO
Just give up baggies, you can't provide any counter arguments beyond
"Sneed"
"Not reading that"
"Wow you're concerned about my money"
"Le Indian Shilly"
No arguments of any substance to be found.

>>50020947
They have been posting all night. I go to sleep, wake up, drink my coffee and their shift hasn't even wrapped up yet.