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>Come join our startup company, Anon!

>> No.50017687
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>>50017616
>office snacks
where do I sign?

>> No.50017691

where are the corporate-issue gfs

>> No.50017730

>>50017616
>>50017687
>competitive salary

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>>50017691
this, but also how do i stop being an eternal coomer

>> No.50017745

>>50017616
Who do I contact for this, you didn't drop any contact info

>> No.50017780

https://www.josh.ai/jobs its this

>> No.50017799

>>50017616
>Workplace full of useless cunt who do nothing but graze on the free food.
Nah fuck working with you lot would be fucking torture, 80% of you would fake some sort of disability. On top you would be a fucking liability to my health.

>> No.50017809

>>50017780
Wtf the team is mostly white men oh veyyy how anti semetic

>> No.50017888

>>50017809
That's because it's a hardware company that makes actual real useful products. I worked for a hardware focused tech company that rhymes with Sing before it was bought out by a large ecommerce company named after very large forest and river down in South America. All of the guys working there were white, with a few East Asian lads coming in later, and everyone had an engineering degree and literally only the sales team had women in it. Things that require actual engineering almost always have only or mostly men making up the workforce. It's only bullshit engineering like software engineering and now adays "customer experience engineering" that is overflowing with women, gays, and other minorities. Anyway, what the fuck do I know?

>> No.50017897

I seriously hate my generation for making all companies that pay anything worth a damn women filled daycare-like embarrassments like this.

>> No.50017911

>>50017616
>3 Weeks paid vacation
lmao i have 6
>Company-Sponsored Outings
tf does that mean?

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>>50017616
>get into a company as business assistant
>rise up to become the chief accountant
>accumulate months of tax evasions trough check write-offs
>embezzle funds to stake 200% on loveloot platform
>report everything to the police, make it seem like your boss did everything
>you will get a cut of the tax dollars that would've been collected
>invest it again on loveloot
There you go, now you can join

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>>50017616
>9 holidays
Fucking lmao
Imagine getting anything under 25

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>>50017809
you will never have sex

>> No.50018617

>>50017616
still not worth my freedom
>>50017691
only asian companies do that

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>>50017616
>matching non-profit donations