/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50009005
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,180.984B, 97P = 22.484B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,155.942B, 96P = 22.458B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

5pm chadbros RISE UP
WE DID IT!!!

>>50009036
IM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thanks baker, WAGMI frens

DO NOT LOOK AT THE TICKER

Perhaps the real 5PM was the friends we made along the way?

What causes chanchon say "Field too long" when baking new thread? I was going to bake earlier but couldn't figure whats wrong

>>50009192
5pm today is getting closer to tomorrows today. The countdown has begun.
>verification not required.

No more datefagging. MOASS is like the 2nd coming of Jesus. No one will know the day nor the hour. All we can do is make sure that we are ready.

>>50009206
It means your file's name is too long.

It's almost 5pm on Grapevine, TX!

2 weeks since shareholder meeting have passed

Sigh

Release the fucking dividend

If nothing is announced at 5 I am literally never coming back to these threads

The only fucking hype date that's left is the fourth of july

After that it's literally over

>>50009300
Hang in there.

>>50009011
checked.
wagwi.

>hey guys i'm going to spam a random date so it seems like something is going to happen! be sure to get your hopes up for no reason at all!

>>50009182
C'mon GMErica

>>50009317
if some larping datefaggotry shenanigans are enough to discourage you it's probably best you leave anyway

not even sneeding you, being entirely serious

>>50009329
*fifth

Happening at 6pm. Your lives are about to change forever. This is the last minute of being poor

>>50009351
July 4th is literally the only date that's left
Remember all the US flags
GMErica
RC is a retard patriot

>>50009358
Because of CERN?

>>50009364
*5th through 6th are the next hype period

>>50009356
I'm not selling, just tired of the inane faggotry rampant in these threads of late

>>50009358
Those things don't matter AT ALL
I have seen over 100 hype dates newfag
FTDs cycles teases tweet codes time stamps

Nothing makes sense except fourth of July

America

741

>>50009182
>June 28th
Does this mean that Gmerica comes out tomorrow or does this just mean the trademark is accepted? One of their filings said it was a brand thing, so this is seperate from their NFT platform I'm assuming?

>>50009378
The faggotry and schizo posting are to keep us entertained; most of us are so far beyond needing any sort of hopium to be sure of the play that in order to feel anything while we wait we need to schizo post and larp.

>>50009398
just a trademark thing as far as I can tell, it's finalized tomorrow

last and final hope
Cern activation Run 3
July 5th 2022 Tuesday 4PM EST
if it doesn't happen then

The year 5782 on the Jewish calendar (Sept. 7, 2021–Sept. 26, 2022) Market wide crash

>>50009231
Here's a freebie.

Didn't some article cone out regarding locating Nazareth's foreskin, right? Considering we're within 5700 year band (approx half life of semi-stable carbon). If any AI could tell us that DNA reclamation is possible. If so, biological specemins from ~2000 years ago could be cloned.

Perform a Dolly the Sheep method to add the genetic material to a human egg, IVF (so it would be a virgin birth) into one lucky lady (female) and you have the second coming of Jesus.

He won't have Jesus' memories as it would be a clone, but his brain would follow the same "nature" in Nature and Nurture sets.

Better ask Sunway.

>>50009356
I knew it was a larp but this one still hurt for some reason. I'm seriously giving the split until the end of next quarter, then I'm selling all but ten (I have almost 500 shares) and forgetting about this whole nightmare. Not to doompost but if it hasn't happened by then it probably won't at all.

>>50009372
this, if it runs on 5-6 july it will prove leenixus theory and wagmi

>>50009424
maybe it will be james webbs first image, will crash space time and shit

>>50009438
Give me your shares instead. You don't deserve them.

>>50009358

>>50009455
would be funny if the moment I hit sell for one share at like 99,999,999$ on Fudilety the universe the time and space just fucking stops and resets
HAHA
fuck me rite ?

>>50009438
I have not bought a share for over a month, I refuse to buy more now. Cohen needs to actually pull the trigger, 325 shares is enough. Thats $46k invested into his company. I expect something from him and soon.

>>50009461
I'll sell them to you for what I paid for them, sweaty ;^)

>>50009493
Nah, I expect something to happen after I hit sell and am waiting t+2, like a comet or iran goes full fallout.

>>50009494
Preach brother!

>>50009438
Do you not realize the stock is undervalued by traditional metrics? Even if it never squeezes there's money to be made here

you're gay now because you read this sentence which makes you gay when you read it
ha faggot

So what's riling up the jeets? Even if they get paid for it, it seems like they've really got their boss' dick up their ass recently.

>>50009433
Now I’m not an expert, but that sounds like a good way to produce the Antichrist.

>>50009438
>if it hasn't happened by then it probably won't at all.
Says who?

Kek crypto baggies

>>50009550
Yeah I do, but it's more a matter of my trust in Cohen eroding. That will be a broken promise in my book. I really think something is preventing or delaying him from splitting. That concerns me more than a betrayal right now. RC, unlike AA, has seemed very much on our side.

>>50009584
They’re about to get rugged in crypto and moass is soon.

ryan choen ruined my life

>>50009629
Since you seem prone to dump your faith in individuals rather than the mountain of data we have supporting the play, consider this; most of the board are talented execs poached from other businesses or carried over with RC, and have agreed to take significant portions of their salary as stock which they have yet to sell. Most of them are in the red. Until they sell they're still in the game.

>>50009655
Good

>>50009629
I wonder how big the threat of hedgies minecrafting Mr. Cohen is

im gay now too because i read the sentence that i made you read but it was still worth it

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the ∞ stag hunt, Inshallah

>>50009672
faggot

>>50009550
if there's no squeeze and i still make money it won't be enough for having put my life on hold for two years

>>50009610
>there are jeets trying to genuinely FUD while crypto takes a big stinky shit AGAIN
oh my god the doomposting rn invigorates my jimmies. i am holding swelling jimmies in one hand, and a financial diamond in the other. i can't wait to buy the site.

>>50009671
Maybe I'm a schizo but I wouldn't be surprised if Cohen has a dead man's switch for just that reason.

>>50009660
Are they fully vested and able to sell those shares though? Also Cohen is making a change where execs have to hold so many shares.

>>50009683
niggerfaggot supreme with a side of cinnamon twists and a baja blast

>>50009671
Probably 0%. RC seems trained in opsec and likely has a dead man’s switch in case anything happens to him. Hedgies are fucked.

>>50009712
what if he's an AI

>>50009707
ayo taco bell is mad gay now they don't leave sauce packets out anymore for paying customers because inflation is unironically kicking their ass in a way where diablo, and fire sauce will be gone by the end of the year like they did with the verde sauce. that is how i know we're entering a recession 100%. it starts with the dollar menu becoming a value menu, and then ends with limited time items that will no longer be featured after some time.

>>50009712
Definitely 0%. We don’t even know when his birthday is, or honestly, if “Ryan Cohen” is his actual name. I think >>50009734 might be on to something

>>50009736
nigger

>>50009760
taco bell doesn't do ebt

>>50009734
>>50009752
I’ve seen him speak. I don’t think we’ve gotten to t-1000 skin tech yet.

>>50009734
This whole thing feels like God is putting me through a transformative journey where I must learn that there, despite what all logic dictates, are in fact good breathing hebrews

>>50009605
That's assuming we didn't pick up some random guy's foreskin and that it's possible in tge first place.

Think of it like a torrent. Each cell only has a VERY tiny packet of genetic information due to organic decay. But if you looked at every single cell and pieced the code together you should get a good baseline to chuck into a speciallized DNA sequencing AI to think about the rest.

Assassin's Creed is not a meme.

>>50009777
checked and dude where's my car pilled

>>50009799
Checked and can I interest you in a tale of a carpenter named Jesus Christ?

>>50009799
the jews aren't israelites or hebrews, they killed them and took over

>>50009830
I have heard of the man. Him, Ryan and Hitler are on my Edeljuden-list

>>50009830
he was the last israelite, honestly the only chad in history

>>50009752
Why don't we ask him in person?

>>50009876
>honestly the only chad in history
based very based

>>50009887
i want to know how he got to where he is because it seems a little too whimsical to be just 'lol i sell cat food good'

>>50009830
>2000 years later they’re still trying to shut him down and to this day base their own (heretical even by their own scripture’s standards) teachings on how “terrible” he was
Yeah I’m thinking based

idk anymore desu
is there ever going to be a slivvy ?

>>50009931
no

>>50009931
The splivvy is for post-MOASS

>>50009887
ask what it would cost to make him an ama on biz, lets say 10 threads á 300 replays

>>50009931
yessir

What do you think he’s up to right now?

>>50009960
Kek, I will chip in for this

>>50009931
the crabbing will continue until morale improves

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50009990
Last thread he was posting about the car crash he got into. And like the faggot he is, telling us things when he really should shut the fuck up and talk to a PI lawyer instead

>>50010017
Lmao WHAT?!?! Source?

Why did AMC go up? Is the reason going to annoy me?

>>50009990
Probably sold because this shit stock is going nowhere.

>>50010041
It fulfilled it's role as a distraction psyop

I am the white man, sirs. You must sell the gamestop shares or you will be the niggers and Pajeets.

nigger

>>50010029
>>50003689
Not guaranteed to be him but the general location and willingness to talk about things that really shouldn’t be public definitely fit

>>50009206
>he doesn’t know

>>50010093
>willingness to talk about things that really shouldn’t be public definitely fit
audibly kekked. this dude posted his drivers license here b4 as well

>>50010093
Lmao what kind of city is called “Plugerville”?

Is it pronounced FLU-GER-Ville?

>>50010041
A hedge fund manager bragged about his short position on AMC and dared baggies to squeeze him. Probably a desperate attempt to pump swapcorn

>>50010158
it's pronounced gay stamp you fucking chud

>>50010093
Travis county (pictured) is Austin, the Gamestop Corporate Office is in Ft Worth which is Tarrant county; 3ish hour drive between them

>>50010017
insurance companies will search your social media posts, send out investigators to your place, but have not into 4chang.

>>50010194
How can I profit from telling them?

hello frens
two days ago (June 25) was my birthday
i used my birthday wish to make moass happen today (June 27) but it didn't happen
im sorry frens my birthday wish didn't help today
i'll try again next year

>>50010283
I guess create a website that sells data of anything that’s posted here that could assist law enforcement or insurance companies as in photos and accompanying green text

>>50010330
>>50010283
why are you guys being mean to stalkerbro

>>50010314
not thanking people wishing you happy birthday weakened your wish

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1541556841133445120?s=21&t=m9XHd7RLiOYUkXxaozKs0w

>>50010351
God is punishing him

>>50010360
MOASS is the solution

>>50010356
i thanked everybody :(
it's not hard when its only my aunt and exgf's parents lol

>>50010360
While I don't disagree I'd have settled for a 'power to the players' tweet again.

>>50010360
MOASS IS THE SOLUTION NIGGA PRESS THE BUTTON

>>50010283
>welcome to /biz/, enjoy your stay
>>50010360
>what’s the solution?

>>50010372
>Name my band

>>50010360
GMErica. Global Mutual Exchange (GME). Be your own stock broker. Be your own bank. Its happening.

>>50010360
1 min before 5 PM CST..

5pm anon may have been onto something. what's the solution?

>>50010065
I wish it’d fufill its role as a bankrupt piece of shit to be honest.

>>50010167
Fr no cap? That’s the least organic shit ever, are they even trying to be subtle?

>>50010409
It’s 6:04pm Central time now

>again with the political platitude posting

>>50010360
>What's the solution.
whatever it is, it should be FINAL

>>50010436
kek, nevermind

>>50010360

>>50010360
I expect catgirls on day 1 of the marketplace launch, Ryan.

GMErica is going to be the new routing service for securities. This post will auto-delete in 5 minutes.

>>50010473
There is no such thing as auto-deleting here, fren.

>>50010485
He's got a deal with the jannies, they work for free so that's just as good as automation.

>>50010485
There is for Sr Product Managers of blockchains.

>>50010473
>Sr Product Manager, Blockchain
are catgirls considered a security if they bring me emotional security?

>>50010406
>

>>50010406
I believe it Mr 1 pbtid

>>50010496
THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>>50009909
Has anyone actually seen him sell any cat food though? Because I haven't.

>>50010360
QUIT FUCKING EDGING ME, COHEN

>>50010561
just imagine how good the release will be

>>50010473
To your credit, you did delete it after 5 minutes. If we get a gamestock stock market then I'll remember you, bro.

oh and one of you pinky promised me you would buy me a steam game if my birthday wish didnt come true (moass)
ill be claiming that now thankyouverymuch

>>50010360
God please let the MOASS happen soon. I want to help my family so much and to get out of this lifestyle.

GMErica launches tomorrow and I also have a doctor's appointment at 10am.

I hope she can remain professional even if I have a massive erection. WAGMI

>>50010461

>>50010377
not the anons that replied to you

>>50010473
That's not how this works, but thanks for the heads-up

>>/biz/thread/S50009005#p50010473

>>50010406
the schizo in me likes this one the best

>>50010440
>FINAL
agreed

>>50010452
kek never minds, fren

WAGMI

>>50010409
One of these days some anon will correctly predict the precise moment moass begins, if for no other reason than blind chance. Of course, this will cause everyone in a 2 mile radius to WAGSO

>>50010404
Whitest Dead Kids You Knew

anyone else see a large dip in SPY in afterhours in their data?

>>50010497
Huh color me surprised.

>>50010658
If it didn’t dump to Under 300 I don’t really care

Tomorrow is also Tuesday. If GMErica does release I'll come back to these threads, but not until then

>when and if

I’m not zen. I want to be but I can’t. Nothing remotely good has happened to me after I was born.

>>50010360
>What could possibly be the solution!
Pull the trigger you fucking prude and find out

THE RAPEY FOX IS BACK!

The poo meat didn't kill him, the dead magpie I left him today hasn't appeased him clearly.

STOP HAVING FOX SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW OR ILL BE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING

totally healthy, totally normal

>>50010741
>741
big check, >>50010473 and >>50010406 might not be larping and big waves, or rather a fucking tsunami are about to hit the market

>>50010360
How about you shut the fuck up and give us the split divvy instead of larping as elon musk? Sounds like a good solution to me.

Every monday two weeks have passed but somehow there are always two more weeks ahead of me.

>>50010739
film it bro

>>50010782
I would very much like to spend money this xmas I did not last year because I invested most of it, I would like a house before blackrock buy them all, I would like food before inflation prices me out, I would like these things before things get worse

>>50010704
Trust in the Lord, Jesus Christ. We're all going to make it and we're all going to finally find happiness and a meaningful life. Help is on the way.

>>50009494
The day after you sell will be when MOASS occurs.

>>50010689
>I'll come back
take care drive safe

>>50010739
why not shoot near them with a pellet gun or something

>>50010815
thoroughly kekked, i was just watching how otters act in heat earlier on youtube
i am not into animal sex i swear

>>50010815
I was about to get an audio clip

>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh reeeeeeeeee woo woooo arghhhhhhhhhhh reeeeeeeeeeeeee

wagmi, motherfucker

>>50010886
He didn't

>>50010592
what game?

>>50010904
false, he made it into heaven

>>50010937
your favorite game

You are the leaves bathing in the sun, I...am the roots that grow in the dark..

>>50010904
Yes he did

>>50010704
same...

>>50010902
tyfys chartbro
i dont know what this means but i appreciate you

>>50010782
>instead of larping as elon musk?
GME memes are manifesting reality
>verification? not required, bullish for GME

>>50010984
>>50010977
He died from vaxmaxing he did not in fact make it

>>50010360
The solution is already planned and predicted.

>>50010977
Checked. He also made peace with the fact that his addiction would kill him, and that it wasn't something he was strong enough to escape. It was revealed that he didn't purposefully try the drug either. Someone deceived him, and once it was in his system, that's how his addiction started

>>50011024
Lol
Lmao

Spent $10 on 5 powerball tickets

If I win the $320million

I’m DRSing $100million worth imagine the chaos if a 1 million GME DRS sale hit the lit exchange

>>50010902
so they shorted a lot in the morning

>>50011049
*buy

>>50011024
just because the jews deceived him doesn't mean he is unworthy of going to heaven

>>50011049
Please lord let this happen. People don't seem to realize that every retail investor has worked to earn the money they're investing. Just once it would be nice for someone to randomly win money and fuck over hedgies

>>50011049
this would be a big dick move, but it be even bigger if you unironically dumped ALL the money into gme.

>/smg/ baggies having such a meltdown that they start spamming gay porn in their threads
lmfao LMFAO we are kings

>>50010360
Probably one of the few tweets that isn't completely nonsensical.

>>50010982
Failed abortion face

>>50011161
just pointless?

Butterfly effect.

>>50011191
who is this and why do i care?

Evening Frens. Today we had more datefagging but it is all but obvious that regular posters are wise to such shill tactics. Always keep in mind that the hedge funds and major investors front run the news. There is no date in which there will be any run-up that waits until after the date and time. The MOASS will almost certainly happen before the killshot announcement or event or whatever happens. This is one of the bedrock principles of comfyposting.

> 1984 ("THEATRICAL" AUDIOBOOK)
https://youtu.be/CBPNrVQwqeo

> ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

Good night and good luck.

>>50011211

>>50011191
You don't mess with gamers.

>>50011211
8 year old drama that hasn't been relevant in years

>>50009005
What are some BTC wallets that dont ask for ID

>>50010360
SHUT UP CUNTFACE AND DO ACTIONS

Evening Frens. Today we had more datefagging but it is all but obvious that regular posters are wise to such shill tactics. Always keep in mind that the hedge funds and major investors front run the news. There is no date in which there will be any run-up that waits until after the date and time. The MOASS will almost certainly happen before the killshot announcement or event or whatever happens. This is one of the bedrock principles of comfyposting.


>TODAY'S UNINTERESTING LINKS TO INFORMATION RELATING TO MY NICHE HOBBIES

>How to Whittle a Gnome - Step By Step Beginner Wood Carving Project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXtvgtED_qE

>Carve an Easter Island Head -Simple "Knife Only" Quick Tutorial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogxq65nVCGs

> ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi (embed)
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v (embed)

Good night and good luck. Have a comfy weekend.

>>50011226

>>50011211
how nu r u?

>>50009005
Expecting our stock to hit $122 soon then go back above $150? Thoughts?
>It's getting closer

>>50011256
how yung r u to have the free time to keep up to date on how many cocks a liberal whore has taken?

>>50011033
We must refuse to pay income tax. Not on all of it, but whatever is spent on public works (large scale renewables, nuclear, high voltage DC interconnects, lagrange point industrial space stations) should have ZERO tax paid on it.

I will pay taxes on income I spend personally, not public works projects.

>>50011294
>n-no you!!

>hello fr-ACK

>>50011294
Old enough to not be this fucking new and arrogant about it. Do you know anything at all about this website you're using or is this just a second reddit for you?

>>50011322
RIP Kenny.

Press S to spit.

>>50011365
Where did you find this?

>>50011357
Gamergate was retarded faggy bullshit when it happened, rehashing it after this many years is even worse.

>>50011385
Sounds like you didn't know that George Soros and DARPA were behind the death of a subculture.

>>50010360
Do it Ryan. Bring it down.

>>50011365
Why should he rest in peace? Why not troon him up and sell him to white sex slavers until the end of his days?

>>50011303
Moving to Andorra once MOASS tendies settle.
>Far from capitals in case of WW3
>Supply of clean water from the mountains
>Just progressive enough to let homos fuck without falling to the trannie propaganda
>Cold weather means no hobos
>Any taxes paid (very low) will ACTUALLY be used to improve roads and shit

>>50010741
AMZN, TSLA, TWTR, NFLX, and META (just ones I periodically check when shit's weird) all had slightly similar spikes as well.

someone's fucking around

>>50011470
Piss, not peace.

>>50011380
That's one funky monkey.

>>50011470
>rest in piss

>>50011211
NEWFAG!!!

>>50010741
>Team plunge protection blasting off again!

>>50011498
>>50011509
Ah... Gotcha. My mistake.

>>50009005
WAGMI.

SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING

what are some BTC wallets

>>50011635
I've been lied to and I'll never trust any of you again. 5PM anon needs to explain himself.

>>50011186
It's more coherent than feces and ice creme.

>>50011635
Hello.

Posting just in case I actually win the powerball and DRS 1 million shares in one shot

aww did somebody had a bad day?

>>50011635

>>50010360

>>50011637
Unironically the official one on your computer.
>>50011701
Kek newfags

what are some BTC wallets that dont require ID

>>50011726
>10pbtid
>vs my 14pbtid
yeah, and I'M the newfag

>>50011635

I'm pretty pissed at them for announcing a divvy. No news is fine but giving us hopium and then not doing anything with it for weeks is the shits.

I hope they've learned to shut the fuck up about good news and just let it happen when it happens. We've already proven we're more than happy to just buy and hold with zero news. We don't need our chains yanked to keep us motivated.

>>50011726
how do i send BTC to my computer

>>50011848
You have to save it on a flash drive and transfer it that way.

>>50011866
right so it saves the address and the key on the flash drive?

Umm what is happening to Bitcoin?

>>50011701
Jannies are so fucking wierd. They're awol when nigger-faggot spams the threads but one newfriend shows up and they lose their minds.

>>50011635
I like you fren

>>50011911
dubs say it all

>>50011701
>>50011921
There's at least one bitterfaggot jannie that lurks the general and tries to ban pro gme frens while ignoring the spammers and bots. They've probably been obsessed with us for years and are the same trannyjanny that tries to get baker banned.

Well it's not exactly 1:1 but
>fractals back on the menu
>?

>>50011968
I remember when the count fucked that troon janny up good, some of the finest evading I have witnessed fucking troon janny

>>50012017
nigger i could make the price of my poop sock look like gme if i stretched and scaled it enough

Are fractals really dead? What should we rely on if not schizophrenic graph comparisons?

>>50012090
Do it.

Friendly reminder that big money is manipulating your emotions! WAGMI!

https://streamable.com/hqe9sy

>>50011968
>>50011921
if you've already received one warning, you are the resistance

>>50012125
Just make things up. Entropically speaking, everything will eventually happen.
Gooood for you.
Obsession is gooood for you.

>>50012168
Here is another friendly reminder

https://streamable.com/j9ycp7

>>50012171
>he gets warnings
I call mods faggots then report myself so I know they read it.

>>50011635
i was busy making this

why is no one talking about RC proposing to destroy the financial system as it stands today?

Objectively there is nothing negative to say about RC, there is little of him out there, and what he does say on twitter is so fucking bullish. Why would he say such awesome shit like his last tweet, if weren't gonna knock hedgies loose.

>>50011911
cowabunga dude!

>>50012125
hope not, mine are just kicking in
>more hands = hold more shares

Sorry what is /gme/?

>>50012280
The only negative things I can think of is his one son is insane and his cryptic tweets are annoying as all fuck. Other than that I do trust him.

>>50012209

So not this week, and not next week. I hate that I'm tapped with this fucking tease

>>50012315
Billionaire waiting room

>>50012315

>>50012315
baby don't sell me.

TA is bullshit on this manipulated stock, but I’ll be damned if that doesn’t still look like a textbook bullflag

>>50012315
It's the general that makes fun of crypto baggies

Lmao today I learned some dude that posts on /sp/ won a season of Big Brother

>>50012391
>baggies making fun of baggies
cute

>>50012227
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>>50012209
Teach us this power. We will need it when the MOASS comes.

>>50012227
Because people want to believe fractal theory wasn't all for nothing. I seriously hope there's something to this whole GMErica thing being what saves humanity from central banking. I can't wait to help my family and myself especially. I really hope I get to become a better man in all aspects, to serve God and his Church wholeheartedly, to have have an incredible wife and start an amazing family, to help others when I can, and to have fun doing all of it. I hope the same for all of you.

>>50012315
it's cope until this jew does what the fuck we all came here for

>>50012418
why is /gme/ literally the most based general in all of 4Chan across all boards? The answer is because it has people line you in it, fren.

>>50012209
I KNEEL

>>50012227
Bros, is RC a glowie? Why would he ask this question?

>>50012453
We are literally the ones that are gonna bring these horrible crooks to justice. Weaponised autism is beautiful. I love this shit.

>>50012227
seems a little antisemitic.

>50009438

Sneed.

>>50009206
sorce

How much longer do we have to keep waiting. And don't tell me 2 weeks.

>>50012726
5 more years

>>50012726
2 more weeks

>>50012726
Sometime before the end of September

>>50012760
why no option for "2 more weeks"

>>50012453
>>50012574
I'm no one special. I'm not even smart. I'm just a broken shell of a man looking for change in his life.

>>50012726
עוד שבועיים גוי

>>50012726
Roughly 14 days, give or take

>>50010561
MAXIMUM DOPEMINE LEVELS ENGAGED

>>50012315
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

>>50012391

Dear Ryan, I tweeted at you but still ain't replyin'
I left my twitter @, my reddit u/, and my shareholder reference number at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in June, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the shareholder meeting or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your dad?
My girlfriend's chinese too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Susanne
I read about your Uncle RICO too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some chairman who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shares that you did with the dog company
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with BBBY too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

>>50013083

DEAR MR. I'M TOO GOOD TO CARVE OUT OR SPLIT MY STOCKS
This will be the last investment I ever make with your ass
It's been 17 months and still no word, we don't deserve it?
I know you got our last two votes, I voted on the proposals on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing ninety on the freeway
Hey Ryan, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued us from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy split or a dividend
I hope you know I sold all of your companies off my portfolio
I love you Ryan, we coulda been rich together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Ryan, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Ryan, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't make her hold bags, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

>>50013083
Dear Ryan, you still ain't carved or split, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't give any forward guidance
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the shareholder meeting
You didn't have to, but you could've signed a certificate for Matthew
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We’ve held since the sneeze for you
For 17 months and you just said, "kek"
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met at Moon Jam, you said if I'd tweet you you would tweet back
See, I'm just like you in a way
I grew up just middle class
Making YOLOs and trying to start businesses
I can relate to what you're doing with your investments
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and watch DFV
'Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even YOLO OTM calls to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the loss is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you buy is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Ryan, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest holder you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. we should be together too
>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

Were link threads like this during accumulation?

>>50013188
Ima let you finish then

>>50013188
DEAR MR. I'M TOO GOOD TO CARVE OUT OR SPLIT MY STOCK
This will be the last investment I ever make with your ass
It's been 17 months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two votes, I voted yes on all 'em perfect
So this is my tweet I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing ninety on the freeway
Hey Ryan, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy split or a dividend
I hope you know I ripped down all of your pictures and sold my calls
I love you Ryan, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Ryan, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Ryan, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't make her hold bags, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she holds she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

>>50013224
Dear Stan, I meant to tweet you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the meeting, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your losses too?
I say that shit just clownin', dawg, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn.

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

>>50012726
T+13

It's simple
>when shorts cover on any stock, the price goes up
>if the price has not gone up, shorts have not covered
simple as

>>50013083
>>50013188
>>50013224
>>50013242
kino

Nothingness.

You guys do realize that Ryan has his whole life to hold our bags, right?

So many niggershills turned positive, expect dip tomorrow.
They still control the price right now but not for long

>Finished post-grad degree
>Overseas jobs hiring again now nobody gives a shit about the coof
>XXX stack, no longer feel the need to buy this shit fucking crab stock
>Will be out of the West by the end of the year

I AM going to make it.

>>50013434
I'm immortal.

>>50012227
I don’t care anymore. Pull the pin or shut the fuck up.

>>50013434
built for extreme conditions, holds in the most hostile markets

>>50013641
I do imagine we will be some variation of those humans from that guys book, some kind of creature adapted to super strong wind forces with an unparalleled grip

Another day of zero announcements
Another day of getting throat fucked by the market and amc
Kek baggies

>>50013700
>fag ID

>>50013675
my ride after we wagmi, man after moass

Now you wanna run around talking bout shares like I ain't got none
What you think I sold 'em all?

I want this thread to die.
/GME/ dying might unironically be the catalyst. The fire that lights up under Ryan's ass.

patience, patience.

>>50013872
What are you, my wife coach??

>>50013872
I really hope the NFT market place is a massive success and it attracts a bunch of new investors to organically squeeze the nuts right off of the shorts. The thought of waiting for 100% DRS is going to be a loooong wait. Hell, even this 2nd quarter seems like it is taking forever.

>>50012418
Your time is limited in this world, eventually you, your children, your wife, everyone you ever loved, everyone on this planet and the whole planet will come to end. You need to focus on fighting aging, building spaceships so The humanity could live on if Earth is fucked. Not your church and god illusion.

who is Ryan cohen

>>50012315
>>50014077

>>50014025
Anxious retarded nigger

>>50014077
LaMDA plant

GUYS, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. AGING IS A DISEASE. YOU DON"T HAVE TO DIE. IT'S NOT NATURAL TO DIE. HUMANS CAN LIVE FOREVER.

>>50014025
This life isn't forever. The next life is. Other redditors will go the "muh heckin I LOVE SCIENCE" route. Me? I want to help turn deserts all around the world into forests on a large scale and teach permaculture techniques to everyone I can (because people who can feed themselves can never lose their freedom, and because I want to recharge all the aquafers in the world) and to love those around me, even if I'm a shy and timid fool. The only thing I'm worried about is how I'm going to proselytize if I'm too shy, retarded and I HATE verbal confrontation.

>>50014077
The chairman of gamestop.

>>50014025
>Reads Greek philosophy once and thinks he now has to tell everyone that they’ll die
Thanks Marcus Aurelius but kill yourself I’ll be uploaded to the metaverse with infinite game coins and shark cards I want.

>>50014018
marketplace wont cause squeeze.

I swear to fucking god if we have to wait until 100% DRS I will go to his house.

>>50014222
>>50014222
>>50014222
Threaded.

>>50009348
WGAMI.

>>50011559
WAGMI.

>>50012213
Nice. The name too.

>>50014278
Do it now and be useful to someone else for once in your wretched life.

>>50014200
You're beautiful anon. :)

>>50013201
worse. People were actively fudding and trying to get the uninformed and the unsure to sell. In gme there is no counter to the thesis. Chainlink wasnt so sure

>>50014936
There is a constant fud campaign trying to get people to sell here as well.