/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50010221
The planned Parenthood cartel will murder you if you try to take their turf

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>>50010221
I live in southern Illinois. If you try to make ritual child sacrifice a core industry here, your buildings will have some accidents.

>>50010221
people like you are annoying cause you come on here since you have no friends to talk to and just spew stupid shit of your mouth. you're not going to do that, no ones going to do that.

for me its becoming an abortion bounty hunter
>texas roastie goes to blue state for abortion
>charged with murder
>i hogtie her and collect the bounty

>>50010221
Nigger meat grinder. If you seek the fetuses to a local Chinese restaurant they have baby back ribs all the time and even your garbage is cash

>>50010221
Post nose

>>50010250
Cool. And liberals in chicago will do a kickstarter to pay for my construction costs. Your move, corn farmer

>>50010221
Haha yeah. You get em bro, Illinois is definitely the closest

>t. NC landlord

>>50010279
NC isn't set in stone yet. There is still a huge question mark in that state. It could easily swing the wrong way and it's over for you, just like what happened in the supreme court.

I should preface: I fucking hate abortion. my fiance and I have both vowed that if we were to have a baby before we were ready, we would move heaven and earth to give that child the best like we could possibly give them.

But if I see an unfulfilled business need, Im going to capitalize on it.

>>50010221
if i opened an abortion clinic i'd name it Taygetus after the mountain Spartans used to throw unwanted babies off

>>50010221
You're only evil if you dont direct 100% of your marketing towards niggers. If you try to sell this to Whites, you deserve an eternity in hell.

>>50010342
That's fair. Turn it into a 'miami girls trip' except it's in metropolis illinois and you're not gonna ever have to worry about yo baby daddy anymore.

But any fundraising campaign to make this happen - yes. that will be directed at white liberals. They have money and loooooooove to donate.

>>50010342
Libtard spawn and mutt children get the bin too

>>50010413
There is hope for any pureblooded aryan child.

>>50010382
The fundraising is a good idea. You could paint this as a place dedicated to serving low income "BIPOC" birthing persons or some shit. Provide special treatment to niggers as a way to atone for systemic oppression or some other horse shit. Throw in as many buzzwords as possible while maintaining coherence.

Any advertising for the service should be really simple and painted as a pleasure trip (like you said). May be a good idea to start up somekind of nigger friendly spa and give them a free trip

>>50010494
Doesn't even have to be marketed directly toward blacks. They loooooove doing fancy white people shit, whatever the hell it may be. Throw in a nice pool and a comfy room (tenant-proofed, of course) and maybe put up a bar or two downtown catered to an "abortion trip" or "abortion party." They really love this kind of shit. Liberal white women too.

>>50010542
The point is to keep Whites from killing their babies while encouraging non-whites to do so. By all means make it fancy, but it needs to be targeted directly at a non-white customer base or else it's a degenerate idea

>>50010221
I had the same thought, but ultimately I think the abortions will be done within red states on federal land.

>>50010583
Put a pop eyes and mr Allen’s on each side.

>>50010221
>Cairo, IL
You inspired me to go watch a bunch of videos on this dying town

>>50010242

Seriously OP, do you really want to step on the toes of people who kill babies?

>>50012425
>muh chilluns

>>50010221
Reminder that planned parenthood has a huge financial incentive to sell fetus body parts and thus perform abortions. They can make $100k off a single fetus.

>>50010221
Absolutely based and landlord pilled

>>50012551
Sounds like bullshit to me. Who would pay top dollar for essentially a clump of cells that doesn’t even have any organs?

>>50012617
Pharmaceutical companies, stem cell researchers, universities, etc. It might sound crazy but fetuses are still the best source of human cell lineages for many purposes.

>>50010221
nice blogpost incel go outside

>>50010221
This is what a peak /biz/raeli looks like

>>50010221
>companies offering to pay travel, lodging, and procedural expenses in a state where abortion is still legal
anon no one is going to pay for that, its virtue signalling

None of these corporations will actually pay for that shit. They only virtue signal on twitter.

>>50010221
also to add :only niggers/beaners who cant use contraception and white teens with christian- conservative fathers do abortions. nigs and spics wont pay you shit and christcucks will go to mexico for a "vacation"

>>50010317
dude its just a bunch of cells what a moral fag dumbfuck

>GOP gonna lose all their seeats in the midterms

o im laffin. They had some good steam with Biden shitting the bed, but just undid all their work lmao. GOP are retarded fuckers.

>>50010221
>The planned Parenthood cartel will murder you if you try to take their turf

In theory it's a good idea, but it's unlikely that states like Illinois will set up many more abortion clinics. Even so, there won't be that many around low density population areas in Cairo or Metropolis. Most likely they'll be one in East St. Louis and Belleville area, the part of Illinois around STL.

Go ahead...buy property in east st louis, I dare you

>>50010221
nice idea, but you forget there is more than one way to abort. Thats why i've gone to every department store in town and bought all the metal coat hangers. They'll be trading at 200% markup in 2 months.

>>50010242
Who said I’d compete with them? I’d be leasing medical space directly to Planned Parenthood and operating lodging to accommodate their out of state visitors. If anything, I’d be helping them.

>>50012987
I know it’s hard for sociopathic liberals to believe but most people don’t actually like killing babies and won’t vote for the same people that gave them $5 gas

>>50014087
You are not jewish enough to rent topp

>start up fund to subsidize abortions for the most vulnerable: black women and other women of color

>>50014149
I’m not Jewish at all. I do like money tho

>>50014107
Jesus Christ man, it’s a fucking clump of cells, at least in the first trimester when most women get abortions. Not everyone who’s pro abortion is le libtard.

>fucking over baby killers and sluts

How is this evil?

>>50010221
It's good, anon. Make sure to sell abortion themed funko pops in the checkout aisle, and have other sweet swag "I went to Anon's Abortionplex and all I got was less pregnant."

>>50012829
>"Hey boss I need another bort'cation"
This will eventually just be sick days being considered "paying for" it

>>thanks to chicago, Illinois will >never< outlaw abortion
I wouldn't count on this but this seems like a lame larp anyway

>>50012937
You're just a bunch of cells, anon

>>50012937
just like you are. not that i wouldnt kill you too if it was profitable and not send me to jail

>>50015702
in minecraft of course

>>50010221
You could rent places for psychiatrists too and plan for electricity for the murderers working and staing there