/biz/ - Business & Finance

I FUCK THE MAAAARKET
I MAKE IT CUUUUUM

>>50007461
He's so fucking ugly I love it

Moving cargo the the calculation is tons per mile. And on a ton per mile basis:

Ships are 3 times more fuel efficient than trains

Ships are 10 times more fuel efficient than trucks.

Ships are 100 times more fuel efficient than planes!!

This means that ships also emit 100 times less CO2 than planes.

Plus ships are huge and can carry a whole lot more cargo per trip than a plane!

Then there is the cost. A 747-400 Large Cargo Freighter costs $238 million while the largest container ships cost less than $200 million. Doesn’t sound like a big difference until you realize that the max amount of cargo that plane can carry is 480,000 pounds while a Meesk Triple-e containership can load 141,000 Tons! Big difference!

*ahem*
Fuck retail and fuck tech

*looks at your portfolio*

>Oh my God I'm gonna, I'm gonna DW-ACK!

>>50007523

>>50007538
Kek

>>50007538
Surprising how quickly DWAC tranny disappears as soon as you call out his "35% Arb" bullshit.
I'll keep it in mind for next time.

i'm getting back into this
any good strategies at the moment? use to scalp price movements on fx with 50x leverage. anything better i can do with equities or special instruments?
need some shekels

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>50007655
Can't wait for more of my energy stocks to reimplement dividends.

>>50007495
Yes, but what if my company carried your cargo, directly to your desired port, in sailboats that blew up 80% of the time?

Invest in smallboat companies like ASTR today.

>>50007655
Why do so many anons say dividends are a meme?

>>50007634
Scalp futures, but the leverage is often less than that

>>50007672
Contrarianism

>>50007672
Look at safe, can't lose, monopoly divvy stocks like T and MO.

Free cash flow and a good business are what you want since that's what translates to portfolio gains. Total return, not dividend payouts, are what you should focus on.

What kind of accent is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROAFmdJvsn4

>>50007710
>Free cash flow and a good business are what you want since that's what translates to portfolio gains. Total return, not dividend payouts
Don't these statements contradict each other? In addition, T was notorious for being a yield trap was it not? What about a dividend ETF like SCHD?

>>50007588

I don't know if you're some kind of braindead retard so I'll try to explain it slowly.

The post merger price for DWAC is $36. Read the agreements. Right now DWAC is valued at $24. When the merger happens the price will automatically readjust to $36, as per the contract.

So it's actually a 50% arbitrage opportunity lmao.

>>50007675
how much initial capital do i need i have $10k

>>50007672
depends on your investment strategy.

most peoples issue with it is the tax implication but I think the value I receive outweighs the taxes I have to pay, especially once I retire and the first $40K is tax free to me.

plus the other advantage I find is that while i'm still reinvesting dividends, i auto DCA into companies, especially at during dips, contractions, bear markets.

moreover, when i do retire, i want to either never touch my principal or limit when I draw from my actual shares, and dividends will allow me to ride out low points in the market and sell only at or near ATH if i choose to.

its all a trade off and I'm not going to argue that total return doesn't matter the most to most people, but I enjoy the safety net my dividends provide me as they're almost all exclusive dividend champions aristocrats or kings

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50007680
>>50007672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iNOtVtNKuU

>>50007710
>Total return, not dividend payouts, are what you should focus on.
yes

>>50007743
Cope lmao

I only trade options

>>50007750
Uhhhh, i think it's dependant on the margin requirement at the instrument level. With that amount I think you could do most micro contracts. Good luck getting approval off that account balance.

Is AES a value trap? It seems too good

>>50007802
Hopefully you bought puts on friday,like me.

USAC bros did you see what happened after hours? So I have been watching this since Dec and I have never seen AH effect the opening price. But that was a huge concerning drop.

>>50007523
....and something else on the other end of the room simultaneously

>>50007672
They hate making money and prefer to wage slave and bet on lottery tickets.

SLUT PILL SUPPLY CHAIN CRISIS

>>50007851
What did you see? I didn't see anything

Will we see QE turn back on (it hasnt really been turned off) 2H 2022?

>>50007743

>DWAC is $36. Read the agreements.

I looked for that and couldn't find it anywhere

>>50007774
Are dividend payouts and share price not related though? If a share of a company tanks 50%, do dividends also tank 50%?

>>50007743
I want to kiss this girl on the lips

>>50007889
>but politics aren't /biz/-related

>>50007802
How much have you lost so far?

>>50007918
>girl
Anon,i...

>>50007741
>Don't these statements contradict each other?
I'm saying if company A earns 10% a year, then spends it on buybacks, offering a $0.00 dividend while company B loses 10% a year but autistically keeps its 5% dividend, the average divvyfag will pass over the first and leap at the second.

>What about a dividend ETF like SCHD?
Again, an autistic focus on dividends trips up the otherwise good analysis that can come from ETFs. Let's take the example of HD. They include it because it meets the rigorous criteria of "sends out a check every quarter" and qualifies as being in the real estate sector, which they are mandated to include exposure to.

But should you invest a penny into real estate? In this environment? Fuck to the no.

>>50007538
I'm surprised it's not near $10, where it belongs.

>almost bought a shit ton of FNGU at $7
>up to over $9 now

fug

>>50007942
Stop the annoying thing where you try to say a girl is a guy.

Musk really wanted to pinch out a loaf on his dipshit fans with TWTR. He is now constipated in wanting to pump and dump.
Starlink IPO will happen. It will pump. Then it will crash to zero with no survivors.
No one remembers solar city.

>>50007461
Ok I got back from a fishing trip.

The fuck happened and why did futures pump so much yesterday only to dump hard today??? Markets look like a red and green salad too.

When do the GDP numbers drop tomorrow? I bought a single UVXY call close to the money for this Friday and have a SPY debit spread for Aug 5th 375$-360$ should I also be looking at puts on HYG and if so what time frame are you guys imagining?

>>50007905
On yahoo finance and nasdaq.com it dropped to $15.66. Like I said I have never seen the open affected by an AH move but I don't know how that price is determined

>>50007835
What's so good about being 20 billion in debt and losing money?

>>50007969
starlink will dump to 0 if the space junk schizos are right. I'm pissed it's not offered in my city. I wonder if it's due to not being able to handle a lot of traffic. I fucking hate the cable companies

>>50007930
I’ve lost -11.56% since May

>>50007930
Me too. I'm up to 78k from 5k started April 2021

What the fuck is the point of buying puts when I can just short on margin. Fuck your jewish "theta decay" lmao.

>>50008010

>I HECKIN LOVE ELON MUSK
>I HECKIN WISH HIS MIND CONTROL SYSTEM WAS IN MY BIG, BUSTLING CITY
>BRAINWASH ME DADDY

lol npcs aren't people

Cock cleaning time

>>50008012
im down almost 30% because the fed keeps adding to their balance sheet
they said they were going to stop and like a family member to a heroin addict, i believed them

>>50008045
>starlink
>mind control
>>>/x/

This what's going to happen. They'll crab the market AGAIN tomorrow in anticipation of the GDP QoQ result that's due Wednesday. Like the CPI that released, insiders got a the CPI result way earlier than its release, which caused the market to go into freefall. The exact same thing is going to happen tomorrow. So you'll be able to buy Calls/Puts depending on what insiders do when they rip it or sell it off.

>>50008045
I don't worship Elon, cunt. Brain chips are objectively retarded. I'd just like an alternative to the cable company monopoly

>>50008010
>I wonder if it's due to not being able to handle a lot of traffic.
https://twitter.com/swifty_rich/status/1541211643069321216
Starlink, like almost everything else with Musk, is about hunting for subsidies. The LOAF WILL BE PINCHED. IT MIGHT HAVE CORN IN IT.

>>50008003
>>50007905
Ok it just jumped back to 17.03. I really wish I knew why it did that

>>50008079
yea so my suspicions are right, it won't scale. I tend to think the space junk schizos are right. A nudge of one of the satellites will cause a cascading effect with them all crashing

>>50008088
Probably a glitch. Or Jewish tricks, I don't know. I didn't see it anywhere.

>>50007889
Reminder plan b has a weight limit kek no wonder women like abortions now

>>50008033
Nice. What’s your strat?

>wall-to-wall green

Aww yeah oilbros I'm thinking we're back

Tomorrow will be a bloody red day. Prepare your anus.

>>50007889
What's the ticker for Plan B?

If they Jew the market in Futures and at Market Open tomorrow, you have to buy Puts immediately when it gaps up or you'll get priced out

>>50008002
2nd quarter GDP numbers aren't released til late July

Now that the dust has settled. What went wrong with SIGA, sisters?

>>50007913
No. The yield goes up. The dividend is the same, but the share price is lower. So you get more for your money. Companies DO lower/cut dividends, but that’s why you diversify and don’t buy shit companies.

Today I shorted three (3) shares of MRK

>>50008233
Then what are people talking about tomorrow being? Good thing my UVXY call was irrespective of that after that run up Friday with the SPY being flat for hours I think we dump tomorrow

>>50007523
Bitch can see all of our portfolios at once lmao.

>>50007910
bumping myself

>>50008297
Wednesday is second half of first quarter gdp or something

>>50008275
With out the gaysex bros meme magic, the line goes down.

>>50008349
>>50008297

>>50007910
>>50008336
Yes

>>50008009
There almost doubling my energy rate and I want to make their dividends pay for my added bill cost

>200$ oil
Lmao oil isn't going to move from $110 a barrel until September.

>>50007910
Yeah, 100%. Can't let Black unemployment exceed 5%, no matter what the white man says about this "inflation" bullshit.

>anon likely from a hedgefund shills you his bags knowing theyre gonna offload them
>anons lap it up
>half of them go from short term quality dd get rich quick to long term holders
Lmao, you were screwed by what was likely some hedgefund crony tricking you anon, get over it anon >>50007671

>>50008233
I think people get confused that these are just "Estimates" on Wednesday

>>50007851
What has USAC anon suggested to do? Buy calls or puts?

>>50008002
Uhh what. Are you sure numbers drop tomorrow?

>>50008275
I have 45 shares in my gaybull account.

>>50008275
retardedwordfilterpox panic is dying off

SIGA sisters
>bunch of retail sold/were shaken out
>positive inflow despite price decrease
>large institutional buying below $11
>only 12% of the float left open
Feels good man

Just officially closed on my house! Homeowner at 25 haha. Thanks /smg/, your awful advice led me to be able to afford a 50% downpayment.

>>50008297
Idk lol

Cock cleaning time. Do it for free

>>50008482
Congrats man. Took me 4 more years than you. Good work young lad.

>>50008422
Lol I was warning against that shitco on Friday and trolling the bagholder in the last thread. You almost hate to see SPCE Round 2.

>>50008464
It really is as easy as going to finviz. Also this week "estimates" on gdp come out

>>50008440
there’s a bunch of the usual nothing in AH not sure what that other anon is talking about

Jan nies love cleaning cawks

>>50008512
>GDP Deflator
>Deflator
INFLATION CANCELED, BOYS! BUY BUY BUY!

>>50008530
Where did you get this picture of me. Was I doxxed?

Big one for you cock cleaning enthusiasts

EVFM is still a buy if you want to ride the contraceptive play, risky but could make out with some decent gains still. i was in at 68 cents this morning

>>50007743
In M&A when stock is trading below buyout value, that means investors think the deal will fall through.
>RE: Twitter
If stock is trading above buyout, investors think someone is going to come along with a better offer. Nothing is guaranteed anon

>>50008398
That sounds like an emotional trade, anon.
You can't find a better dividend stock?
But hey, if you think it will make you happy, go for it.

>>50008275
>What went wrong with SIGA, sisters?
Me buying.

>vix closed at almost minus 4
Yeah,my puts are printing this week.

Did you hedged

Why is Robinhood buying Twitter?

>>50008105

you realize they have electric motors and can move right?

>>50008129
>Nice. What’s your strat?
lying on the internet

>>50008673
I doubt they would be able to move out of the way in time if a satellite was taken out with an explosion

>>50008010
>if the space junk schizos are right
Northrop Grumman is launching a shit ton of cube sats into space. I’m sure other defense companies are also doing it. Talked to a satellite engineer two years ago and he said they were working on a contract to provide an entire 3D image of the earth and elevation accurate within 1m.
Space junk schizos are wrong.

>>50008732
oh yea your 3d map of space is really useful when the projectiles are moving faster than the motors on a satellite to evade. Also my dad works at nintendo and he says the space junk schizos are right

This market is completely out of "pump".
Bought a fat, stinky bag of SQQQ at EOD today.

>>50008139
Do i go all in on NRGU in post market? Is the dump over?

RIP /smg/ brothers. Jannies are the worst.

>>50008749
Ok brainlet. This is the org I met this dude through. I was a part of IEEE in undergrad and reached out this local chapter when I moved to Los Angeles for work. Lots of NASA JPL guys and Northrop/Lockheed dudes are a part of this chapter. They have events at CalTech all the time.

>>50008869
How do you get banned from /biz?
I have being banned from several boards, mostly /int/ due the large amount of faggots in moderation. But never /biz.

>>50008888
cool appeal to authority bro, still haven't addressed my point

how'd we do today, permabulltards?
does it hurt... being stupid?

>>50008916
idk maybe spamming dick pics all day every day and ban evading will do that

>>50008749
>>50008888
This event is open to the public and available online via zoom. Please please please record yourself asking these two NASA JPL scientists about space junk schizos.

Mumutard ballsack coin purses for days son. Ill admit, i can only hokd like two pennies in them as mumu balls are so damned smol.
https://youtu.be/5LACYrvV6uU

nigger jannies need to kys
ruining the only good general on 4chan

>>50008218
TEVA

>>50008916
welcome new fren. By simply replying to your off topic post I can expect a 3 day vacation.

>>50008935
Ironically posting dicks is not a bannable offense on /int/. As long you type somewhere "does this happen in your country?".

7 years ago /int/ receive the worst mods on the whole board.

>>50008869
I understand you are sad but that is no excuse for using such a compressed image of the janny wank page

>Futures

>>50008916
it literally depends on how the jannies are feeling that day, once got banned from /pol/ for saying the nigger word. you can get banned from /a/ easily by posting a single pepe or wojak, even anime themed will get you so many reports from seething tr/a/nnies that you'll get the 3 day ban.

>>50008941
/plg/ on /fit/ is pretty good if you can overlook the homosexual undertones

>>50009006
>once got banned from /pol/ for saying the nigger word
LMAO

Yeah /a/ is a shithole. I posted there once about my favorite anime (naruto, obviously) and got the hammer.

>>50009039
>under

>>50009044
I stopped browsing /a/ when I realized the non ironic threads were all SOLtranny shit.

>>50008941
Current events and stock market go hand and hand, fuck them

Eat shit bobos

>>50009069
I personally love how mods move all non retarded threds on /pol/ and /int/ to /bant/.

guys its only 530 its a bit early to be celebrating over futures

>>50007495
>This means that ships also emit 100 times less CO2 than planes.
Stoped reading here

so you're tellin me, the major banks announced both layoffs and stock buy-backs on the same day?

is this bullish or bearish

>>50009153
You would think with your excellent dip buying skills you would have better jew teeth by now.....
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

>>50009176
i wanna believe most of them are ironic mumuposting

>futures

be ready for a ~160pts up day in the S&P 500 this week.
alternatively a ~200pts green weekly candle.

>>50007672
>stock price tanks 30%
>but but thanks for that 50 cents in dividends bro
>doesn’t even wipe turn I’m off your asshole

>>50009190
Cost cutting and making their tickers look nice

>>50009233
Cum off

>>50008129
Options contracts on low volume, high dividend yield stocks. USAC Chad started me on my journey and I've got a very successful thesis from it. Would be much higher if I didn't try to play high premium shit like SOXL and SPY when I think it's turning. I don't guess time right at all. That's why the dividend play works....the timing is based cemetery around exdividend date

>>50007956
>not investing in housing REITS
Why not?

So why is the fed slowly killing the economy
Why not just crash it already?

take the orange pill, SIGAbros

>>50009288
>muh soft landing

tomorrow will be another -10% day for SIGA

>>50008935
Hey faggot janny simp. Only 1 guy is spaming cocks here. Everyone got banned for off topic/political bullshit.

>>50009276
Is it divvy arbitrage?

>>50009051
fair point

>>50009216
>england is a rape gang
>france a rape gang
>greece is gay
>america is fren

>brazil, huehue
>argentina, white hand
>germany mother of migrants
>america is fren

tried my best

It's showing a negative as my starting number so it shows $82k gain which makes no sense. I was up to 100k before last fomc

>>50009216
>america is the symbol of human technology, intelligence and dominance over rigged laws of nature
Burgers.. I kneel

>sell Seaworld @ 15.70
>bought back in @ 46
lets see where this goes

I want a free cock cleaning session for free. Someone pay these guys double, they earned a new dilation dilation.

>>50009203
Burry lost about 9 figures in 2021.

What's the one ticker that every trader regardless of their size has to have in their portfolio?

>futures

Clean it up niggers for free ofcourse

>>50009395
>>50009393
>>50009391
>>50009384
>>50009374
https://pastebin.com/BCh4iU0d

>>50009374
Because you withdrew money, so your initial investment is in the negatives. You withdrew more than you have put into robinhood

>>50009163
Internet moderators are all commies, social media reps for left leaning celebrities / companies or have some sort of mental disability preventing them from holding a real job so clearly we have bunkertrannies and discord trannies (which implies pedophile groomers) in the mod team, I'm not kidding about this. Only this type of person could see moderation as a job. Genuine question, would you moderate a website? Ask yourself this, who the fuck would want to do this except those that enjoy the tiny amount of power it gives them over others? Bonus question for extra point: who do you think would go deeper and volunteer to confirm CP reports that evade hash filters? This job is fucked by design so it's no wonder fucked people are in those positions. The types of redpill you see on /pol/ are damaging to a tranny janny's ego. They all live in big cities, using welfare to order onions food so they don't ever have to go out. If you ever see a moderator outside their own studio apartment you will know by sight and smell.

Got banned on /pol/ for posting this pic. Come and get me tranny janny.

Ah yes free cock cleaning from a faggot. Clean daddys cock

>>50009397
KDP

>"NOOO YOU CAN'T POST RACISM OUTSIDE /B/ ITS AGAINST THE RULES"
>"NOOO YOU C-ACK!"

>>50009397
AMD

This is already the Worst Smg I have ever seen

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>50009397
AAPL or MSFT, and BRK.B.

>>50009397
T

>>50008045
>>50007743
Who wants to take a bet that this is CLFTranny, and he has once again returned to plague this board with his bullshit?
>CLFTranny
>Horseniggers
>CLF...DWACTranny
>Thus the cycle is complete and the market can collapse as was for told.

NIIIIGGGGER

>>50009322
I hope so, I want to buy shares more at $10

>>50009305
Landing in question:

can't believe people are slurping tech in my /smg/

>>50009397
KO

GREAT THREAD

It'd be pretty based if they sold off the market this week to retest the low then rallying the market for July 4th

CLEAN THIS COCK

>>50009361
5/5

>>50009487
Dying company. No growth. T is the next GE and will continue to be stripped for parts and then have its dividend cut.

>after getting banned for the millionth time for posting trannies, his cock, and avatarfagging. rocker loses his mind and shits up the thread with cock pictures

I hate you so much rocker. you're a fucking cancer on these threads

Mmmm for freeee

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME ROCKER POSTED PENIS, NOW YOU ARE ALL POSTING PENIS.. . STOCK MARKET CRASH OF 2022 WILL FOREVER GO DOWN AS THE MARKET CRASH CAUSED BY LONELY GAY TRADERS ON SSSS MMMMMM GGEEEEEEEEEEWEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>newfags still think its rocker posting all these cocks
Get a clue you dummies

Why is this place so fucking gay now. What the fuck did those SIGA Pajeets do to this place.

FUCK YA GAYSEX BROS

are they trying to exacerbate the chip shortage?

>>50009585
You know why. You just can't say it.

>>50009607
lol she has hair and lint on her shoulder

dumb ho cant use a lint roller lmaooooooooo

was at work today and saw people coming from pride i think. One mom with a small girl kid had a shirt on that said:

protect trans kids

obvious pedo propaganda imo. also encouraging mental illness. she saw i made disgruntled face when reading it.

Just figured out how to filter by ID, feels good man.

When's the housing market gonna pop?

>>50009443
5.5 inches at best

>>50009654
Do you need 4chanx for that

Alright I'm out for the day. Best of luck to your portfolios.

>>50007495
The Jones act should be abolished

H Y D R O C A R B O N S

>>50009579
Hi Rocker

Cocker

>>50009695
why aren't you already using it?

nice to see that huge gap between wti and brent has closed up, it was like $5 for a while

>>50009506
feel bad for the pilots. Some cargo loading monkey killed them

>>50009334
I'm sure it has a term but I don't know it

Are all the trannycels and niggers gone?

>>50009427
Oh ya that's correct I've taken out like 12k. Thanks

>>50009832
my melanin endowed friend, that is all that is left

>>50007672
Because most anons are poor

>>50008482
Congrats man where at?

>>50009933
Twist ending: It's in West Baltimore and the cost was $5000

I finally got to a work location where I have a working IP. SIGA sisters, I know today had been tough but do not give up hope. I slurped today, because this sell off is scared retail, not institutions. The president, bill gates, George Soros, the WHO, and the world bank have already planned and announced another plandemic. They are just waiting until fag month is over. Biden already said there would be another pandemic, what the hell do you think that will be? It's nigger bumps can't you see. Also it's not me posting penis pics, so stop blaming me, I've been banned for the past three days. I'm obviously going to get banned again, so to all my sister's out there, never stop posting penis pics. It makes the jannies seethe because it reminds them of wait they had before the surgery. Now all the have is a smelly colon wound vagina. Also jannies I don't know why you are upset about roe v wade, it's not like you can even get pregnant. You will never be a women.

>>50008916
>How do you get banned from /biz?

Bobos absolutely BTFO GDP projection is up to 0.3% from 0.0%, recession unironically canceled.
https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow

i was fudding the SIGGERs but it's spreading faster than I anticipated. Seeing as they're in talks with the whitehouse I don't see how price collapses. Might as well hold some for safety in this clown market

>>50008916
You can at least get a warning for posting your plans to kill yourself

>>50010039
>-1.1% GDP growth
We did it!

>>50010012
>avatar use
Cy@ l8r Rocker

>>50010018
kek

>>50009968
>Oh. W-what a steal, bro.
>what kinda gun do you carry?

>>50010018
I got banned for saying kek when some leftist faggot complained about row v wade. BTW it's not the Jenny randomly deleting people, someone has to report you. So start reporting any leftist faggots you see

>>50010012
>still avatarfagging
you're like one of those retarded dogs that keeps zapping itself on an invisible fence

*ahem*

LONG AIs DNA AND FORESKINS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Portfolio is back in the green. Still comfy with my dividends. New update is posted. May have to celebrate by with the new LL928 Galaxy Explorer. WAGMI
https://youtu.be/k2uxQNUbjgs

>>50010103
The jews keep the forskin? I thought the rabbi just ate it.

>>50010060
It won't be negative, please refer to the projection bobo. The recession which was priced in is now canceled, we moon this week.

>>50010012
Isn’t Dr. Congo still butt hurt about MP not being a concern until after it hit the white countries? They may just try and deal with it quietly so not to appear raysis.

>>50010105
thoughts on SIGA today?

>>50010039
Yeah bullshit April 28 was forecasted at 1.1% and actual -1.4%. I'll stay cash till the insiders sell or buy tomorrow before the release Wednesday.

>>50010166
They're not gonna sell FUD for a projection baggie LOL

>>50010163
Well, I'm glad they didn't eat this foreskin in particular. True if big.

>>50010099
Kek every time

>>50010105
not enough gay sex, explains things

So now that siga failed which other stock should i look at?

>>50009618
Don't make fun of her, you jerk.

>>50010189
>>50010177
I'm long TSLA and BTC right now, you bobo homofags are sadly ngmi.

Miko posting has been officially banned. When will you learn Rocker lmao

>>50010176
Didn’t buy SIGA but hoping for the best to those who did. I just got more oil. This isn’t Rocker by the way. Jannies May ban me anyway.

>>50010012
Absolutely based

>>50009968
Good luck fren and congratulations. Hope your neighborhood is on its way to gentrification.

>fed nearly at target neutral rate
>gdp expected to be positive
>midterms coming up for pivot
>shemitah almost over

yeah I'm thinking its almost time

>>50010217
B8

>>50007461
>$110 yet again
Slow and steady oil brothers, so and steady.

>>50009444
Are those also the guys that make Bang's, or is that PEP?

>>50010349
I thought for sure it was going to go under 100 last week. seemed like it was really hovering at 102

>>50010349
PRESIDENT BIDEN, WE NEED MORE SPR RELEASES, DUMP THE WHOLE THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Took some gains from last week and my gf and went to the mountains.

We all gonna make it, frens

>>50010177
True I guess I’ll start my big short position tomorrow since there’s more Powell shit Friday and then another rate hike around the corner

dino juice

>>50010324
>gdp expected to be positive
Would be a shame if it wasn't

>>50010318
Thanks but it wasn't me that bought the house... I live in a safe and boring suburb on the other side of the country.

>>50010324
They can't keep us down forever, Anon. The bulls will feast.
>>50007655
I use them to pay margin interest desu

>>50010324
>GDP positive
You’re not that dumb are you nigger?

>>50010385
>>50010362
>>50010363
>it's only really just begun
wew if true

>>50010324
"positive" within a rounding error i'll bet.The last GDP numbers I saw placed the estimate at a big fat +0%

>>50010365
Looks expensive

>>50010365
Did you guys have sex?

>>50008916
Make a causal remark about how a world event or political decision would effect your portfolio and what the best path forward should be. ie be intelligent.

>>50010039
>Bobos absolutely BTFO GDP projection is up to 0.3% from 0.0%, recession unironically canceled.
RATE HIKES WILL NOT BE PAUSED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50010363
The funny part is how neither Biden nor Granholm have ever seen a futures curve in their life.

Of course the joke will be on us when they never refill it and bolt for Beijing the moment Taiwan gets invaded.

>>50010365
bro you're missing the portrait image of your waifu in the other seat across from you

>>50007065
>>50007655
Based.

>>50008439
kek

>>50007672
Impatience, typically.

>>50007913
No, not necessarily. Good dividend yielding companies never want their holders to lose their divvies. Dividends are always fixed prices typically adjusted per quarter. e.g. 80¢ per share Q2.

>>50010451
Biden is going to bitch and whine at le big oil when he buys back the SPR barrels at high ass prices lmfao.

>>50010393
Kek. Ok. If house anon is still here congratulations.

>>50010445
Yea, she pegged him and he paid for the meal

When will the Kangaroo market end?

>>50010475
THE WORST (OIL) TRADE DEAL IN THE HISTORY OF TRADE DEALS

>>50010490

>>50010365
I’ve heard of these girlfriend things before. What are they like?

>>50010443
20 bucks for wine, chicken, salad, cheese pie, bean stew and some coffee and sweets.
Really fair.
>>50010445
Yes. We annoyed the neighbors a lot.

>>50010536
holly shit its the great wall of china

>>50010490
Wednesday

>>50010491
lol supposedly Trump wanted to refill the SPR when oil went negative, but congress didn't want to.

can you guys please stop posting lewd anime pictures while im at work checking the market sentiment on /biz/

>>50008916
Talk about politics.
Say the gamer word.
Post benis.

>>50010018
by commenting on the stock market

>>50010582
Sure thing bro

>>50010528
They peg your ass and let you watch them have sex with other men.
>>50007672
Because many people, like boomers, think dividends are more important than actually getting money. My father's portfolio went nowhere over the years and underperformed SPY considerably, with his bank taking 1% every year. But he doesn't care because he gets a dividend.

Making people focus on dividends and not buying good companies leads to bad decisions. Dividends are not a meme, but their followers often are.
>>50010545
It's Sighnaghi
https://youtu.be/GvMyfgoucNo

Why can’t I paste in my stupid post jannies??? It never shows up!

>Lunch meat unironically up to $12.5/lb at my grocery store
WHO LONGED THE PORK & TURKEY MARKETS? HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN??

>>50010536
You see any Mongrowlians?

>>50010615
Based downy waifu post.

>>50009276
>USAC Chad started me on my journey
mind going into USAC Chad's strategy?

>>50010645

>>50010665
where the hell do you live that its that high?

>>50010665
Canada?

>>50010665
Cityfag?

>>50010643
i specifically requested the opposite

Q2 gdp is not Wednesday you fucks

>>50010798
Ok

>>50010811
It's meme estimates. Smg is retarded as always

Are futures?

Coinbase used to be worth $300

>>50010752
>>50010772
>>50010791
MY STEM MEME JOB REQUIRES I LIVE NEAR A MAJOR CITY OK
I'M NOT EVEN IN THE CITY I'M IN THE SUBURBS THERE ARE TREES OUT MY WINDOW
THAT PRICE ISN'T EVEN THE DELI COUNTER TOO ITS OSCAR FUCKING MEYER
I JUST WANTED TO SAVE MONEY BY BRINGING MY OWN LUNCH TO WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50010811
What am I missing? What are they releasing wednesday?

>>50010910
Coinbase mobile used to work.

>>50010912
kek were you that guy the other week saying California wasn't so bad?

I’m holding silver rocks and US dollars. And VTSAX.

Life is so hard.

im going on summer things soon. gonna miss like 1-3 weeks of market.

thinkin of putting a stop loss on my oil company to a resistance where i think it will be ogre.


>>50010365
nice view.

>>50010918
3rd estimate of Q1 gdp number
>>50010811
recession fears wont be confirmed for a while then. all in NRGU

Boring smg

Let's get some free cawk cleaning. Lmao they love it

https://youtu.be/5LACYrvV6uU
Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

Power up that dick washing machine

Fuck ya gaysex bros, they clean it for free

3 day vacation for political talk bros. Now we all suffer cocksummer

>>50011017
>>50011034
>>50011063
>>50011086
LOL

Fucking cranking it

Here we go again.

great rule of thumb on the markets is keep it simple. over analyzing just makes things worse imo. like too many indicators.. too many theories just confuse.
sometimess you miss good ideas cos you come up with too many other ones.

also you are now breathing manually

We will not be silenced you tranny faggots

>>50011156

>>50010448
>be intelligent
>on /biz/
Let's be real, anyone who is intelligent isn't here.

COCK CLEANING MONDAYS. ILL GIVE U A TIP

why

Wanna ban me for talking about siga, here are more cocks

Bitcoin about to plummet.

JUST FILL ME WITH YOUR HOT OILY LOAD ALREADY
FUCK
I KNOW WE'RE GONNA GAP UP. JUST FILL ME PORTFOLIUSSY

How is this thread hours old and yet still alive? Did everyone really get banned? Fuck this, won 60 off of 5 in Vegas. No longer going to short it. Stock market sucks now anyways.

Ah yea clean it up lmao

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

LMAO THEY WORK FOR FREE

ABANDON THREAD

>>50007473
>>50007473
>>50007473

This is worse then when Baggie had his multiple threads sperg out. Also thank you to who ever has been buying my SOXL puts. My village is warm and fed.

what the fuck was that

Who wants some?

If you enjoyed this thread and would like to get more from the definitive 4chan communi- ah, fuck it.... no one enjoyed this thread. Do not subscribe, do not like, and do not comment.

i fucking love smg

Fuck you guys. You’re all gay. I’m leaving
>>>/mlp/38753948

>>50011892
Why does /mlp/ have a general about MLP?
The entire fucking board is mlp...

>>50000000

a jew is posting dick picks, I hate them so much it's unreal