/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50006335
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,180.984B, 97P = 22.484B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,155.942B, 96P = 22.458B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

5PM EST

Bitcoin in the swap?

COHEN. I WISH TO HAVE MY MONEY. DO THE THING;. THE THING THAT WAS PROMISED.

YOU HAVE NOT DONE THE THING, I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO DO THE THING

THE THING WAITS FOR NO MAN, DO IT COHEN

WAGMI, FRENS!!

I only own 1 GME. That should be enough to make it
>there are retards that buy GME every week
If no MOASS happens, you guys are fucked kek

>>50006480
5pm

>>50006335
If mayo boy spread swaps to force sifis to cover his scam, well, that basically makes him Jesus. He sacrificed not only himself, but all of his compatriots, to let some retards have all thei r money. What a swell fella!

>>50006503
5 PM

>>50006486
*SSSSLLLLLLUUUUURRRRPPPPP*
verification not required

>>50006335
Will Ken Griffin's hunger for shit, mayonnaise, and death ever be sated?! That sick son of a bitch is out of control!

>>50006480
Five (5) PM (Post Mortem)

It was foretold.

hedgy sir short to 80 i want more gme for less thank

>>50006503
>what are the fundamentals of a company
Seems like a promising future to me, even if there's no moass

I AM FINANCIALLY BORED
NIGGERRRRRRRRR

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the ∞ stag hunt, Inshallah

Kek now too many people are on the 5PM train for it to be believable, im out on 5PM anon

>HOOD
>AMC

The fuck?

>>50006573
its literally at 5pm

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

Ranjeesh, tell your boss I'll sell if they push it below 70. I don't feel like slurping at three digits

>>50006598
I'm Team5PM.

>>50006503
How can I be fucked holding the stock of a company I actually believe is going to transform?

>5 PM
Is this 5 PM today, or is this some 5 PM that could happen on any particular undisclosed date?

>>50006522

I posted this at the end of last thread but pasting again b/c it is relevant. I don't think it is simply spreading it around to sacrifice others:

Yep. Sucks for Citadel when it was determined they were not a sifi (systemically important financial institution). (remember during jan hearings/ivestigation this was talked about).

so... if you're ken this apparently kills any hope of a bailout to survive. but wait, if you're ken you're a slippery bastard and the rules don't apply. so what do you do? hmm, lets spread around the contagion using swaps (you can even make swaps based on other swaps as underlying instruments and hide your intentions). This way you make sure that multiple large SIFIs are fucked in the event of moass and that you've (possibly) got long coverage through swaps to survive moass. This way you wouldn't get a bailout but since it is now several SIFIs (read big 5 banks) that need bailouts - uncle sam to the rescue with jerome's money printer.

>>50006635
Five (5) PM To-day

>>50000000
>>49000000

>>50006503
hello fellow kids

>>50006621
based cato

>>50006637
As long as I get my money I don't care who gets fucked in the ass and then thrown under the bus

>>50006666
hola satan bro

FUCK YOU RYAN. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STOCK SPLIT. WHERE IS THE FUCKING MARKETPLACE

Can someone please confirm witch timeline this 5pm occurs, I have witnessed over 400 MOASS events in different timelines so far.

>from hype days to hype hours
ishyg

>>50006679
Hola indeed

2 more minutes

Trust the plan

>5PM EST

22/07/22

Hepcats, is the "Stock Dividend" KEK! Sorry it's just funny as hell, I mean is the "Stock Dividend" off now? It seems like all you GME holders are getting absolutely Fucking TRICKED right now!

What the fuck does hepcat even mean?

>FTD says it best.™

>>50006756
it means dunkie is very very gay and his larp has run it's course

>50006750
Sigh... this larp is getting really stale. Use to be funny but now its just old and busted.

>>50006756
>he doesn’t know

What's this 5 PM EST all about? Just got off work.

>>50006736
Hmmm that’s a Friday, but today is a Monday, 2spooky4me

>>50006765
He says it in almost every thread. It's like some inside joke but he's the only one in on it.

>>50006750
Am I being deeply fucking valued right now?

I have 325 shares. I do not feel like buying more shares. I can buy more on the 14th, but I do not wish to purchase more, Cohen needs to do something to instill me buying more.

This is a threat.

>>50006776
Someone from timeline-5338522-c is getting their MOASS today.

>/GME/ dead
>GME dead
>AMC mooning
Kek baggies

Kek Crypto Baggies

Keep losing losers.

>>50006820
take it back right now i am not a baggie

>>50006806
He sold all his GME and made 90% of his money off of options trading just FYI MotherFucker!

You need to get the correct information!

>>50006685
5pm

>>50006840
damn source?

This Fucking stock doesn't look like it can hold $130. Right now it's price is being Fucking discovered and there is absolutely nothing you Fucking TAX CHEATS can do about it!

>>50006840
Wow thanks for coming to this Congolese melon farming forum just to tell us the right information. Have you (you).

kek baggies

>>50006866
༼ ͡ ◕ ͜ ʖ ◕͡ ༽

>>50006688
EST

I like how dunkie makes it easy to filter him, for this I am glad

I just got word that I'll be starting a new job next week. I REALLY hope I only have to work a week or less just for the lulz....Also I just wanna say for the past 15 years i've been sitting in a computer chair 99% of the time when I played games. After MOASS I'm going to get me the most comfortable couch sets ever and I'm gonna play console games and watch movies/shows sprawled out on a couch until I'm done beating the games I most want to play that are on my back catalog from the past 30 years. I'm also going to fight my porn addiction by easing myself into different hobbies. During the cold winter nights I'm going to get into making my own EDM (because I'm a tool) and building toy models. I'm pretty excited about how comfy my life is about to get.

If nothing happens at 5 PM I'm going to be cranky.

>>50006756
It's probably Cramer -- he's like a million years old.

Is 5pm shitposting, or actual inside info? Not long until we find out.

>>50006916
(͡• ͜໒ ͡• ) how old is his cock

>>50006798
kek

>>50006933
HArd to say if he even has one.

>>50005645
Didn’t even think of this. The rot really does go deep. Nothings changed since 08, huh?

I think hyperblu might actually just be retarded and not the matrix revealer.

>>50006981
(つ ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ ) do you think his daughter has a cock

I think any time you saw a runup on a random-ass stock that no one had previously associated with the basket (rdbx), we'll find that swaps were involved in shifting the buy pressure onto them and off GME.

I have no basis for this save intuition.

>>50007000
he's not saying the lines are the same, he's saying every segment repeats itself across set intervals, or in other words - it's fractal
･ﾟ:*( ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )*:･ﾟ

>>50007000
i said it from the start dude is schizo af
L33n1xu5 is probably mental too but he claims to have figured something out, we'll see with his next run dates

>>50007000
lmao imagine being so autistic you don't understand how charting software works. FFS, if you draw on weekly it doesn't include AH/PM. When you then switch to hourly you now include ah/pm so of course the line changes.

dude is trying wayyy to hard to fit the data to his theory.

>>50007044
The fractal deniers are either too retarded to understand this or are shills pretending that noticing the fractals is the same thing as standard boomer ta.

>>50007000
I mean, he's definitely knowledgeable, but he also talks like someone that's done WAY too much psychedelics.

When squeeze?

>>50007000
More importantly he's also been wrong a few times recently. He was bullish as fuck about June 6

>>50007076
lmao 'muh fractuhllls'

have you heard of the settlement cycle? the CNS system? No shit it is a repeating pattern. Before the rule changes last year switching to intraday collateral deposit reqs the patterns would repeat on longer scales (daily+) now we are seeing patterns repeat intraday as well. Easy to just say "oh yeah its repeating its a fractal". Problem is "its a fractal" is meaningless, it just means it is a repeating pattern. There is a reason for the pattern but it makes no sense to use "its a fractal" as some sort of meaningful/groundbreaking discovery or proof of a theory

>>50007076
do you think the fractal likes me back?
(˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒*:・。.

>>50007117
tomorrow pending the 5PM EST press release later today

DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>50007138
I've been saying this for months while the retards have been trying to push the data to fit their theories, while not explaining their theories plus seeing patterns where there weren't any. It's getting as cringe as cuckit in here sometime

dips are back on the menu?

I'll be back in 1 hour. I better not be disappointed or there will be hell to pay.

Will women like me more for supporting their right to get an abortion?

>>50007186
That's an hour before 5PM EST

>>50007230

>>50007138
>>50007183
There's no reason for random, GME or otherwise, stock patterns to repeat themselves unless they're being controlled by mechanisms preventing price discovery. That's the point. The price is wrong, nigger. The whole market is fake, everything you read on your computer screens is old data. They snipe your orders for two weeks in advance and feed you old data. This should be mind-blowing if you aren't a dumb nigger.

>>50007183
>>50007138
I appreciate the people that do try to find these sorts of things even if they’re wrong- I’d rather have 100 wrong theories with 1 right person in the mix than none at all. It’s most important the conversation/discovery continues

>>50007241
What, have you not heard?

>>50007138
>>50007183
The chart has only been fractal for like a month.

Hows it going, baggies?

>>50007202
Yes, but not the ones worth having any sort of relations with.

>>50007241
I'm just a complete fucking moron, don't mind me

Nice squeeze baggies lmao

>>50007244
>There's no reason for random
>He thinks computers are able to generate random numbers
Anon... they cannot, it's all a lie. Everything.

>>50007263
I would go back over the archive to the beginning of the year to prove this false, but the jannies wiped the archives for a reason

>>50007270
Hungry horny anti Semitic same old

>>50007277
A complete fucking moron who got digits.

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>>50007230
Meds. Now, baggies.

>>50007285
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING NIGGER FUCK

Remember if it’s not 5pm today, tomorrow will soon be today.

>>50007202
Women don't "like" people. The only thing they feel is sexual attraction which is determined by looks only. You may get bonus points if you present dark triad traits though (narcissism, Machiavellianism, psychopathy).

Where is the 5pm hopium faggot? Where is the happening?

>>50007300
what's 5+0+0+0+7+3+0+0? That's right, 5PM

Do you think we are close to her public meltdown after her husband gets done for drunk driving? We can't be far.

>>50007303
Thanks but I don't speak ebonics bud

>>50007309
Take yours meds baggie fucker

>>50007309
I already figured it was next week yesterday

You guys felt that, right?
( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50007329
>Bitch basterd....

>>50007244

Orrrrr.... You're way behind the curve and projecting there. Anyone can go online and read about market structure. It then becomes painfully obvious that the entire market is manipulated. That shouldn't be very mind-blowing - it is actually very logical if you consider the parties involved in market structure/operation and the history of incentives. When one firm runs >40% of orders for individual equities then it would surprise me if anyone thought that could be a fair market.

Of course there is a reason for repeating patterns - that is my whole point. I just see too many people using "its a fractal" to explain away price action and as evidence of manipulation with GME specifically.

>>50007355
stay checked, comfy blanket poster

>>50007346
yes and now my tummy hurts

>>50007321
It is not at 5PM today. If you truly believe so you need to be prescribed Haldol

>>50007361
Shut the fuck up, dumb nigger. Stupid nigger, I can't believe you typed all that shit out and expect me to read it. Nigger.

>>50007285
I’ve been in these threads and staring at this chart for 2 years and never noticed anything like this until fairly recently.

>>50006621
you're back!

What the absolute fuck is the dot doing

>>50007377
Sorry this is GME, the white mans stock, the AMC stock is for niggers and round the corner. You will be more at home there

>>50007386
Then you have been blind, it's been going on for months

>Chart goes up
>IT'S FRACTAL!
>Chart goes down
>IT'S FRACTAL!

>>50007377

kek

>>50007404
It’s 404’d

>>50007397
I've always been here, fren.

>tfw this is the closest Gabe will ever get to a Bloomberg terminal ever again

*clears throat*
I have a very important announcement to make /gme/
Gamestop will be announcing a split/dividend at 5pm EST today right here: https://news.gamestop.com/sec-filings

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>>50007408
You're seeing patterns that aren't there just because it's what you want to see

>>50007408
I hate you. Doubly if you’re Keith.

>>50007446
Is it because your fractal talk is all bullshit and you now have to face that as a fact? It's ok to be wrong

>>50007439
It looks like there might be a lot of valuable information in those documents. I’m way to dumb to go through any of them, but I really hope that 1 of you is smart and does the work

>>50007000
chegged

>>50006335
If nothing happens at 2pm I'm not coming here for a month

And also buying 100 more shares

>>50007469
Fuck you nigger. Dumb nigger fuck. Gorilla orange sherbet soft serve looking banana split sundae nigger.

>>50007431
>>50007442
Nice.

>>50007512
>Fuck you nigger. Dumb nigger fuck. Gorilla orange sherbet soft serve looking banana split sundae nigger.

>>50007427
WAGMI

Why did AMSneed pump so much today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x599GkDorw0

>>50007526
no doxx please

>>50007590
Because of what's going to happen 5PM, EST

>>50007590
I's fulfilling its role as a distraction psyop

>>50007053
I can’t get hyped for any of their hype dates based on tweet interpretations and the financial milestones that never really hit. Much more interested in esoteric signs hype dates like rare cosmic happenings, CERN activations, Talmudic interpretations. Schemmittachett Tova!

>>50007594
Too late

>>50007537
All the OG frens.

>>50007638
Why are fractals pushed so hard, it can't be because it's a distraction, there is some logic behind it.

>>50007660
>there is some logic behind it.

>>50007660
Because people will try and always fit data to their models.

30 minutes left

>>50007660
there's a time and a place for anime
the time is now
the place is here

>>50007696
5pm chads WAGMI

>>50007696
Please let this be the right timeline

>>50007686
Then what do we have if not fractals? Correlation doesn't equal causation but there's still some meaning behind it. It just seems like all those chart comparisons would have ended up being wasted if it was all worthless.

>>50007727
>20%
Fuck the 80's were a different time, I remember 8% being normal, then 4% then 0.25% if your lucky goy

>>50006543
kek

Nothing is going to happen baggies

>>50007799
take it back, i'm not a baggie

>>50007799
5PM EST

There’s an AMSneed thread. It’s pretty good desu

>>50007816
Take your Haldol

Imagine the boner you caused to 5PM larp when giving this much attention
>picrel is 5PM larp
Nothing is going to happen

WAGMI

its 5pm and there's no one who can tell me it isn't

>>50007856
Doesn’t matter because at the end of the day WAGMI

>>50007849
>>50007856
5 PM EST

>>50006335
>Florida gives extra mayo on the sandwiches
This is why he's moving to Florida. I finally cracked the code.

Literally nothing is happening in 22 minutes

>>50007856
do you think my mom and my dad had sex for real or did they make it up and i'm the product of a truman-show genetic starseed experiment

>>50007886
thanks for confirming a happening in 22 minutes

>>50007886
o rly

how did this 5pm shit start? I'm holding even if they spray me with bullets but come the fuck on we all know it aint gonna be shit

I was busy all day, anything happen?

>>50007906
20 minutes, fren.

>>50007906
dividend announcement at 5pm
source: trust me bro

>>50007906
Something happened.

>>50007920

they're announcing the nintendo partnership at 5
source: my dad works at nintendo

>>50007821
Thanks for the heads up, just posted my copypasta. Quite proud of it to be honest.

>>50007906
not yet, but it's going to be wonderful

>>50007906
Bro you missed it the molasses happened

>>50006815
Lucky green eyed bastards. They get bioengineered catgirls and MOASS and we end up in the timeline with saxophones. It's just not fair I tell you.

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>>50007877
15 minutes ooga booga's

You stupid fucking BAGGIES
Nothing is going to happen god damn baggie fuckers, NOTHING

My shorts are gunna print tomorrow when nothing happens at 5
Bek Kaggies, Hepcats, RIP Crypto, etc etc

>>50007968
>bioengineered catgirls
are they box trained?

who raped my wife? this is not my semen

>>50007894
Yes they did, you're real product of real sex intercourse. Don't let some fantasy detach you.

>>50007986
You seem upset bitch bastard ser

>>50007906
less than 15 minutes

>>50007999
fucking checked and one foot in reality pilled

>>50007991
Of course not, that would ruin the whole point.

>>50008006
>lost

>>50007747
>747
I'm interpreting...

Why are people falling for date/time posting? No sources, no announcements etc. It's FUD cause when the time comes and nothing is announced it disheartens people.
it's all so tiresome.jpg

>>50008055
No one actually believes it, it's just for fun.

>>50008055
Your digits says 5PM EST

>>50007995
What does it taste like anon?

>>50008071

>>50008055
>Why are people falling for date/time posting?
I wasn't aware anyone was taking the spammer seriously.

>>50007986
Sneed

>>50008071
it still shits up the threads.. fuck you to 5 pm poster, nothing will happen

>>50008055
>55pm
thanks for confirming faggot
>verification not required

>>50008055

>>50008055
Nigger nobody is going to be fudded by datefagging this late in the game. It’s all fun and games. Relax and get comfy.

>>50008087
True, but what else is there to talk about? We're in the waiting stage, nothing will happen until marketplace launches.

>>50008086
Not an argument
Nothing will happen
Not today
Not tomorrow
Not in two weeks
Not next month
Not at end of quarter
Not by Eoy
Not next year
Not within the decade
Not even by end of century
NEVER

WAGMI

>>50008080
my semen tastes much worse, something is very wrong here, i'm also allergic to pineapple and there's a citrus zest involved

>>50008108
If this post begins with 5, we get a pants-shitting announcement 5PM EST

>>50008111
Hmmmm I'm thinking sneed

>50008111

>>50008108
let's talk about post-MOASS wealth allocation plan, gamestop visits, schizo shit, anything related to the play and it's outcome

not following some fags larp and reposting "5 PM' all day. if it happens, it happens

7 more mins

>>50008111
How do you Fucking like THAT, baggies? Digits confirm there will be no squeeze

Who asked earlier about all the "I'm totally fatigued!" posts flooding in on SS? I thought they felt sus at the time

>>50008141
Oh umm I’m sorry anon I think that may be mine.

>>50008151
Or don't because you're wasting your breath, it's nothing you're ever going to sneed to worry about

6pm chads get ready to rise up when 5pm chuds get BTFO

5 more minutes until 1 more hour

>>50008192
5 minutes

>>50008181
sneed

>>50008207
bagholder

>>50008164
Get people to repeat "I'm tired" ironically so much that it becomes engrained in their subconscious and they actually become tired

>>50008179
thank you, glad I got to the bottom of who was fucking my wife

>>50008164
But I AM fatigued...

>>50008221
TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW

>>50008224
Exactly, "oh it was ironic" maybe the first few were, but then when the 200th post of someone on vacation or somewhere else is posted, it's a deliberate thing. Don't think of the pink elephant.

I bet you are though.

>>50008230
We all are, but we endure.

>>50008252
1 minute

It is time.

>>50008221
yes, I like holding bags of money

>>50008240
you are the bigtime baggie
you are holding gme bags fucking Kek

HE MUST NOT ANNOUNCE THE SPLIT -THE HEDGIES WANT IT TO SPLIT

WE WIN
>verification not required

Still Holding.

it starts right now

>>50008158
go back

it’s 5pm where the fuck is my split

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50008204
Any moment now, r-right?

Is it time?

Fuck im still poor

so, did it happen in your timeline?

AND WALAH
JUST LIKE THAT
TWO MORE WEEKS

It's always been happening, anons.

>>50008287
cope
you are holding the reddit stock, time to go back there

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOW YOU'VE MADE ME CRANKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50008280
Still Holding!

>>50008302
yeah

>>50008316
IT'S HABBENING

Hot turd just dropped

https://news.gamestop.com/sec-filings

>>50008316
FUCKING RYAN FUCK ME IN THE ASS YOU FUCKING FUCK

>>50008327
nigger

wow look at that baggies nothing

>>50008151
>schizo shit
Apparently fractals aren't real.
>gamestop visits
People here think giving pizza to gamestop employees is cringe, which I disagree with, I think it's a good gesture.
>post-MOASS wealth allocation plan
pic related, buy metal, resources and land, as much as you can for your family too, prepare for a global fallout, possibly Armageddon if God has his way. Better start praying anons.

>>50008288
5pm meant that the wheels have started spinning. Everything is now in motion and MOASS officially begins in 2 weeks. We are in the endgame now boys. WAGMI

>>50008338
Wrong timeline.

I've been deceived

>the shills actually fell for the 5pm larp
>they don’t know that it’s actually tomorrow in pm

>>50008360
delet this

>>50008360
>clever lad

>>50008360
cope baggie bich

>>50008360
It was actually 5pm Texas time. In exactly ONE (1) hour.

5am not 5pm, lol

they rehypothicated my timeline bros...

>>50008395
lol ok fellow the white man

>>50008414
its 5am here in exactly 53 minutes

>>50008360
It's closer to tomorrow being today than it is today.

>GME chads once again dabbing on the double-digit iq dalits
Reminder india will never not be a third world country

I need to stop browsing 4chan. I'm literally on vacation, how do I stop browsing for at least two months? I don't need to quit just need to stop fucking browsing.

>>50008483
you're here forever

>>50008483
Step 1, stop

there is no step 2

>>50008456
>sir the datefagging has backfire

>>50008452
Keenanunsure.gif

>>50008316
why is the % and $ the same number?

>50007986

Why are you so mad, Ranjeet?

>>50008525
one of you posted that on the humor thread the other day, hearty keks were had

>>50008483
PART OF THE CREW, PART OF THE SHIP

>>50008497
I know. But I want to enjoy my vacation. I've already tried getting banned and that didn't work. There has to be some kind of discipline, I feel like a midlife female wine connoisseur browsing facebook to read reactions about my selfies. Holy fuck dude.

>RC is showing no sign of splitting the stock anytime soon
>It'll be years before DRS hits 100%, and that's assuming things stay on a steady trajectory and don't tail off as people become disillusioned
>There's no sign of any other catalysts that might start MOASS
>People keep insisting a market crash will set things off without offering any kind of rationale. You know Citadel et al not only survived but came out of the 2008 crash stronger?
>It's been over a year since DFV last posted
>Borrow rates go up, everyone gets excited, then they go back down
>The reverse repo rate has nothing to do with GME
>We haven't been in negative beta for a long, long time
>Dave Lauer is a fagoot
>There has been no good new DD for months
>Every day is a crab day - the highs are getting lower, and the lows, higher
Remind me again why we should be feeling so comfy anons?

>GME -4.08%
>AMC +13.31%

Kek everyone already forgot about 5PM anon and/or didnt even give a fuck about 5PM anon....we're numb to everything now and thats a good thing (really)

>>50008483
If you find that secret out, please let the rest of us know.

>>50008568
You glow very bright

>>50008584
5am

>>50008567
try beer and nature

>>50008612
44 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z8hw9EIhVU

>50008568
because i just shidded.
bad shill, no satoshis for you
talk back to me and i will post the screenshot

>>50008568
how long was your crew working on this?

>>50008643
you wont

Cringemines are down. It's happenig.

It's 18 past 5, did we split?

>>50008671
>Cringemines are down
europa here, can confirm

>>50008568
nigger

>>50008660
ser my posts will flow freely, like a sewer drain

>>50008704
based

>>50006666
Super checked, and Hello Fellow Kikes.

>>50008704
SER YOU ARE NO ALLOWED TO POST. YOU MUST NOT BLOODY BASTARD BTCH.

>>50008704
Do not post images such as this.

>>50007000
I know hyperblu IRL. He has gotten cease and desists for posting some of the things he has. Not commenting any further.

>>50008753
but will you blend

>>50008753
kek yeah okay buddy sure

>>50008674
Yup, already happened. You missed it while taking a shit, sorry bud.

>>50008766
Yes.

>>50008593
hell no i hate the feds.
>>50008656
copy pasted it from last bread but i agree with the sentiment
>>50008753
fake as fuck

>>50008830
why didnt u check my doubles
please respond

>>50008867
>Reddit schizos then spend the next week trying to figure out what this means.

Oh shit, something actually happened at 5pm but it wasn't posted here

>>50008904
elaborate faggot

Is Reddit down for everyone else too?

>>50008923
no

>>50008942
yep

>>50008942
Yeah, maybe it will finally die for good

>>50008942
Was 5pm anon early by 37 minutes?

>>50008942
Yes

>>50008942
go back baggie

>>50008942
Hmmm ... I just got on but it seems a bit glitchy.

>>50008855
Not fake, can actually prove something easily I thought of.

So, we're now on the 5th cycle since Jan, 2021. Cycles are based on IPO, read his posts. Cycle change was June 21st, at ~8:21am.

Since the cycle just changed tomorrow is a giant green dildo. All based on IPO. Screen this and entire call me a shill or prove the whole thing real by the end of the 29th.

>>50009058
you did it
congratulations
you may leave now

ticker AMNF
I was never here

>>>/pol/384227166

>>50009082
Swear to fuck you better be right or my tactical wendigo will be visiting you EOW.

>>50009082

Im trying to bake but chanchon says "Field too long" what I'm doing wrong?

>>50009005
>>50009005
>>50009005
Threaded.

Will someone Thread this fucking thing already!

>>50009129
Look at the IPO chart, we repeat it over and over again. Go to IPO and look at the first small bit, we just did that. The dip you can see repeated after. The last cycle started I think March 28th. Cycles are getting smaller and small and thats why we're factal. The whole thing is going to break. This cycle will last likely 3-4 weeks. Last cycle lasted 6 weeks, Before that it was 6 months.

To quote him, reverse Uno is a bitch.