/biz/ - Business & Finance

>futures

>>50007473
Ahhhhhhh I never bought anything to sell

>>50007500
Based cashkang

Use dis first

>>50007461
>>50007461
>>50007461
>>50007461

When do the GDP numbers drop tomorrow? I bought a single UVXY call close to the money for this Friday and have a SPY debit spread for Aug 5th 375$-360$ should I also be looking at puts on HYG and if so what time frame are you guys imagining?

>>50007662
GDP is weds

>>50007662
I don’t trust any government #s these days. Look at the oil inventory report they refuse to release. They lie so they can’t release it lol.
Look at the Euro: ECB basically said QE is back if Italian bond yield spread vs German bonds get out of wack. Obviously it will so the Euro moons, how retarded is that? This market is hard to trade using logic.
They can only lie and manipulate so long as the real economy is trash and all signs point to a recession if we aren’t already in one. Plus the Fed is retarded so we know they’ll tighten and QT until stonks are dead. Then they’ll say o yea, I guess inventories are piled to the moon and all assets are dead, so…we’ll slow QT and rate hikes.
My solution. Take $x amount of funds I can be ok w losing, buy $QQQ 220p for Sept expiry and HODL. If they go ITM, I’ll probably lose my job, if they expire worthless, I’ll probably still have my job.

>>50007662
GDP forecast is +.03%

I’m bullish until Friday when I begin my big short position

>>50007473
and yet you post on a yiddish board

>"Crisis Situation."
>THERE IS NOT ENOUGH DEBT IN THE SYSTEM!
>(You Are NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS).

>>50007836
SHORTS

Is this the benis safe thread?

Are anons actually selling their SIGA stacks?

>>50007473
What are some BTC wallets that dont ask for ID

>>50010927
Wrong thread faggot

>>50011054
What is the right thread

>>50011078
>>50009005

>>50011182
i dont believe you, but thanks if real

>>50011078
the one that doesn't have dicks in it
also dickposters you're making me like the jannies more so fuckin hell go rub one out or something

>>50007836
>forecasting GDP growth
fucking why?

FILL ME UP
FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT OILY LOAD GODDAMMIT

>>50010754
>>50011248
>>50011218
>>50011198
>>50011177
>>50011156
>>50011137
>>50011115
>>50011086
>>50011063
Last thread got some. Here, take a look

oh fug
>Activity In Tropics Emerges As Next Big Hurricane Could Send Gas Prices To "Apocalyptic" Levels
https://www.zerohedge.com/weather/activity-tropics-emerges-next-big-hurricane-could-send-gas-prices-apocalyptic-levels

All in 3x leveraged cash fund

I legitimately can't remember the last time /smg/ autism levels were this high. The first few days of the GME shitfest maybe?

New moon is bearish

so you metal arms gamblers arent taking the current state of things too well huh

Fuck ya, its cock cleaning time. I'm fucking pumped

What the fuck was that?

STOP posting gay shit. nobody wants to see that shit faggot. You making SIGGA look gay.

i said "so youre not taking the current state of things too well huh gamblers?"

imo the best way to show intelligence is how understandably can you explain complex things so anybody can understand.
even better is how fast can you do it after learning something new.


me trying to explain some financial or market things made me realize im dum

>>50000001

autism levels at all time high

what are some BTC wallets

>>50011327
Enjoy your 25% daily losses

>>50011363
we trynna pump that gay sex cuh

>>50011372
lol, get cucked gamefags

Line up boys. TIME FOR FREE CAWK CLEANING

What's the best way to accumulate a leveraged JPY position? I don't really want to fuck with futures though. How do I go long through options or ETPs or whatever?

I don’t know much, but I know UVXY ain‘t breaking new lows this week

BAN ME FOR HAVING AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION, YOU GET COCKS UNTIL THE BAN IS COMPLETE

This is already the worst Smg thread I have ever seen

>>50011078
Right here fren
>>38753948

>futures

>>50011388
Get fucked, loser

I got a spare couple grand. Where should I put it?

>>50011361
Asians buying

>>50011422
Shill me a contract

Fuck ya

Long KWEB short CNY
Short Nikkei long JPY

>>50011439
um

is it true most of you are over 25 and STILL live with your parents?

quality thread

I need to trade that onshore CNY

What in the fuck is going on in here??

>>50011491
No, we live with our grandparents since our parents cant handle us

>>50011510
Probably another janny false flagging.

>>50011471
Faggot jannies love cocks, anon. If you want them to actually give a shit, post nude women, 2d or 3d. They hate it.

>>50011494
Inb4 mods delete this whole thread

the baseball player hit a home run into big mac land so everyone at the stadium gets a free big mac tomorrow :D yum yum

>>50011431
Based.
Please keep up the good work, anon

the fucking btc wallets ????

>>50007836
>my big short position
Elaborate

>>50011452
Oh shit. How the fuck do I delete this post?
I meant to post this pic instead

>>50007662
They're not official numbers just gay predictions

>>50011265
>>38754439 #

test

>>50011557
Shut up scoops

>>50011491
The way I see it is my parents live with me

>>50011567
low

you

>>50011452
wait for recession and buy into whatever index funds you want to

>>50011602
I don't think that that's how it works

testing

please post more cocks guys, im almost finished

>>50011620
Holy shit, it works!
He posted it here:
>>50011452

>>50011467
I bought put credit spreads 13/13.5

Someone pwease tell me it’s going to be okay and that the market is going to start going back down. I made an oopsie and it’s aweady cost me a lot of money.

I’m scared.

Stop pretending to be me

SIGGERS....NOT LIKE THIS

nigger

>>50011636
Expiry?

Holy hell do weather girls all have huge milkers? Makes me wanna long TV companies even more now, especially local news ones.

>>50011667
7/1

Fuck you guys, I’m the real Captain AssBlaster.

you cant steal an NFT

>>50011641
Post gore

>>50011668
moapa valley and colorado city sus fr

what are some BTC wallets?

>>50011700
coinbase

I’m mostly cash and some sqqqq. I’m bored as hell

>>50011491
I don't give a shit. I'm 25. I pay for my food and my family loves me. roughly 80% of my salary gets saved for my first house.

Q2 gdp July 28th right? Same time as the next rate hike. CURIOUS

>>50011712
Get some corn futes and public storage

>>50011698
Please stop posting my password, sirs
DO NOT REDEEM
Please do the needful, sirs

>>50011452
Really? Nobody else is going to shill me anything?
Is /smg/ really all out of ideas?

>>50011685
I can’t, it’s too embawassing uwu

>>50011724
hold sqqq until october or something

>>50011724
oil obviously you retard

>>50011711
i think this one needs ID

SIGA is going under $10 this week

>>50011724
Cum in 2D anime girl inu pox

>>50011614
Huh what you mean?

>>50011724
KYS

Bros stomach has been a wreck. Idk what I ate. Farted a wet fart. Trashed my underwear and shorts. Got alil on the couch. Been married almost ten years. Still insanely embarrassed. Is this bullish or bearish for me?

>>50011588
:^)

Oil is pumping yet the indexes have not pulled back.

That’s bullshit.

>>50011724
Most of us are banned. I'm totally not banned tho, so there is no reason to ban this ip for ban evasion.

>>50011776
alcohol or jew pills?

Perhaps we are handling the current abundance of cock posting the wrong way.

>>50011724
There's this kind of obscure etf call soxl that doesnt get talked about much here. I think it has the potential to really take off

>>50011742
it was a joke
electrum or wasabi are good for their own reasons
you'll have to buy btc from an exchange that doesn't need ID tho which means the main ones are out

>>50011807
Until oil gets around $120 the market doesn't seemed too bothered by it pumping anymore.

>>50011781
Oopsie Scoopies! Down over a hundred grand!

I bet against america and i am paying the price

>>50011854
That little nigger is going to get chopped to 0 by the end of the bear market

>>50011811
I know :^)

I wonder how many people got banned…
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wby5lMWQ1ZA

>>50011750
The whole idea of financial markets is to speculate on it. Financial markets are constantly trying to price in future events. If you wait for the recession to be here it might be too late. Economic data is extremely slow and lags and that's the kind of playbook for now. Probably starting to DCA after earnings season will be smart if you're looking for equity exposure. When the recession is confirmed you might have missed the bottom depending on the severity

>>50011883
>If you wait for the recession to be here it might be too late
Not this time

>>50011883
>When the recession is confirmed you might have missed the bottom depending on the severity
thats only if easing is implemented like the past two recessions. this time it wont be

>>50011875
It inherently can’t go to zero, you flat-footed niggermonkey.
That’d take a 33% single day decline.
The volatility decay actually isn’t that bad either.
Just going to pop my $60k signing bonus in there, which should arrive in the next month or so.

>>50010800
i think i'll buy more shares tomorrow

Pwease give me big boobies to suck milkies from!!!!

>>50011883
On the other hand, if the Austrians are right about the Great Depression, we recreated an awful lot of its causal factors so things could still get worse. If Keynes was right we'll probably be fine, though, so no worries

>>50011811
>>50011878
Looks like 4 so far

>>50011883
> When the recession is confirmed you might have missed the bottom depending on the severity

Lmao keep dreaming buddy

>>50011934
Chop. Chop. Chop. Niggermonkey Scoops Is Going To Get Chopped. Lol. He Doesn't Learn.

>>50011927
It will be once unemployment numbers are significantly impacted. Powell has been clear that unemployment % is important to him

>>50011972
he has been clear that they are both important to him. decelerating tightening is what might happen once unemployment numbers are severely impacted. note: SEVERELY is not the same as "are impacted." it might take a while into a recession for it to be severe. and at that point, all youre getting is the brakes pumped on tightening, which is NOT the same as easing

>>50011776
Bullish. My favorite days in the last year came after I sharted my pants in Olympic National Park last September.

>>50011971
I think I’m going to throw my entire $100k-$150k retirement fund into SSO if Powell is still going at it with the hikes in September/October

You are all pathetic. Why don’t you guys ever talk about meaningful shit?

>>50011961
Update: 6 different faggots banned. Wow.

uranium

Insider here. Sneed the market tomorrow.

>>50011999
I mean, why not just for the 3x if you're going to buy and hold? A 2x Nasdaq 100, and 3x SP 500 probably makes more sense.

>>50012022

Oil is one hundred ten dollars(110$) again.....

Oil barons how we feelin

>>50011452
No, I’M the REAL captain assblaster!!

i watched some videos where people said they took 6 to 10 years to start making money instead of losing it.

are they retarded who cant google or does it take that long??

>>50012061
hoping it dumps on open so i can fill my NRGU bags

>>50012061
wonder if its going to hit a new high this time or if its just going to stay in the range its been in

>>50012022
I think they’re all busy pretending to be Captain AssBlaster.
Why don’t you join them?
>>50011452

>>50012061
i almost capitulated so not very good

What the fuck is futures doing

>>50012022
Not my call

>>50011999
Scoops-shi. Surely you understand that with your income level one could buy even gov bonds and, as long as not wasting money on stupid shit like literal whores, have enough to retire in a handful of years. Why must you insist on actively destroying your net worth this way. Especially when cooding has an age ceiling you are no doubt fast approaching.

>>50012061
Ready for the big pump.
>>50012080
NRGU is way way down compared to crude oil lmfao.

>>50012113
I agree with this guy. Don’t fuck it up Scoops.

>>50012037
I am bullish on uranium long term, but is there any reason for uranium to do a lil sum in the next 6-12 months?

I just rubbed on out to some expat fucking skinny thai teens bareback. "Monger in Asia". Nasty

>>50011491
I have my own apartment at this point. I’m debating buying my great aunt’s house since she’s in her 80s, her only son is already a multi-millionaire, and he and his kids will never live in this area, or trying to buy my own house in the near future. My great aunt keeps wavering on if she wants to downgrade to an apartment or die in her house

>>50012022
What like stocks being an inflationary sink set up to be attractive and guarantee returns so that normies dump excess money into it so they essentially agree to not cause inflation while hedges set up to dunk on everyone at the request of the fed and suppress investment capital to cause deflationary pressure while inflating the price of everything?

>>50012061
That dip wasn't low enough. Can Biden announce a price cap at $50/bbl or something. I want to buy more.

Sigh life just decided to kick me in the nutsack today. Doing some remodel work to the house later. Cost me round 18k... Fuck.

>>50012109
Absolutely nothing. Didn’t even check.

>>50012113
But I’d rather enjoy my 20s.
Also, there’s no age ceiling; people just tend to retire early in this field.

>>50012044
I was thinking stick with 2X for a bit until I can do proper backtesting on strategies for pumping leverage at different drawdown thresholds

>>50012029
Looks like at least 8 now

Good evening,
I have an important announcement to make.
Fuck Jannies. I hope they invest wisely to triple entire salary ($0)!
Thanks for listening and best regards.

>>50012196
that was God punishing you for bragging about your upcoming raise 3x a day, every day

>>50012196
Dump your DIS to pay for it

>>50012206
Based.
You should keep posting cocks, sir

I just want some SCHD in the 50s bros. Will I get my chance or did the ship sail? This market is defying logic as usual.

>>50012144
US legislation

Gay sex bros I don't feel so good...

>>50012196
T boomer tell me about the time you dated a girl who worked at pizza hut

>>50012105
It's ok bro. I capitulated so you wouldn't have to.
It was a good run since December, but I had to sacrifice half my gains to secure the remaining half..

>>50012206
based

>>50012196
>T Boomer sold his T
*angry Boomer rambling*
BIG
GREEN
WADS

>>50012256
That virus is exploding anon. The contracts are going to be rolling in. I hold BVNRY too. I didn’t base my whole portfolio around it like some retards, so there’s no reason for me to sell. It’s a good bet.

>>50012256
GAY SEX BROS!!
DONT YA JUS LOVE SEATTLE?
Oh man, I sure love taking it in the ass!
Btw, anybody else getting these weird bumps?

is this the bottom?

>>50012320
le bottom

>>50012305
It’s mostly CA and NY. Didn’t need a crystal ball for that one.

>>50012206
They earned their pay, having to clean all those cocks off this board. What a great job they have

>>50012205
>Enjoy my 20s

It’s your funeral

>>50012205
>But I’d rather enjoy my 20s.
and you could still do that. just instead of throwing the money you don't spend on whores & blow at literal dogshit in the stock market. maybe put like 70-80% in NON-LEVERAGED index funds, blue-chips, low-volatility stocks, or even just fucking cash (ticker USD). Then you can punt the rest on dogshit but ONLY if you don't touch your nest egg. Do you even know how much you've lost in the markets at this point?

>>50012250
Is there a particular bill you're referring to?

>>50012205
>I was thinking stick with 2X for a bit until I can do proper backtesting on strategies for pumping leverage at different drawdown thresholds
Makes sense.

>Also, there’s no age ceiling; people just tend to retire early in this field.
What's your job? Anons here keep talking about your money. I though I was the only retard here with a 6 fig income (medfag).

>>50012320
No, THIS is the bottom

>>50012044
What I take from this chart is that the 1928 had the great depression so in cases of extreme drawdown, 2x leverage is ideal.

>>50012357
BRAPUUUUUUUU

>>50012357
Nah this is the bottom

>>50012357
Goddam and I was trying to quit jerking it so much
>How could she treat us so thoughtlessly?
>How could she do this to me?

>>50012357
No, THIS is the bottom!!
P.S. I’m the real Captain AssBlaster!

>>50012379
For me, it's the Vanguard PlusStinky Value ETF (ticker: BRAPU)

Oil climbs as major producer UAE says it has no spare capacity

Oil prices rose about 1% in early Asian trade on Tuesday after the United Arab Emirates' energy minister said the nation is producing near capacity, countering expectations that it could help boost supply in a tight market.

The UAE and Saudi Arabia have been seen as the only two countries in the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) with spare capacity available to make up for lost Russian supply and weak output from other member nations.

"A seam of tight supply news bolstered the market. Two major producers, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, are said to be at, or very close to, near‑term capacity limits," Commonwealth Bank commodities analyst Tobin Gorey said in a note.

lmfao biden is going to go to the Saudis and blame them for oil prices isn't he?

>>50012416
I'm gonna blast her ass if you know what I mean

>>50012416
NO, this is THE bottom

>>50012343
>>50012351
lol brainlets

>>50012355
>What's your job?
software engineer
>Anons here keep talking about your money.
lol do they really?
>I though I was the only retard here with a 6 fig income
lol you sound broke. I’m making $370k/year.
I expect to hit $600k-$700k by the end of my 30s, maybe 40s

>>50012474
>lol do they really?
In this thread. Mainly people just insult you.

>lol you sound broke. I’m making $370k/year.
So you make a little more than me. Well at least I'm not a faggot.

>>50012474
Oh good you are still alive. I thought you might have sold your bussy to rocker since you lost all your money.

GOTT WEIẞ ICH WILL KEIN ENGEL SEIN

Uh Oh SIGGERS BROS the gays don't want the vaccine in NEW YORK.

So let me get this straight. I have to endure the pain of bagholding shitty stocks like MTTR and TDD through this crisis. And when I recover my losses and make a bit of profit, the jews tax me on it?

>>50012603
Correct

ANSWER, THE PHONE
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE HOME

>>50012592
SIGA doesn’t make a vaccine for the last time.

>>50012560
>Mainly people just insult you
I’d insult me as well if I was salty and envious.
>So you make a little more than me
I’m also younger.
Currently 27/28 years old.
I assume you’re a legit doctor, which means MD and residency completed.
That’s 22yo + 2? for MD + 5 for residency = 29 years old or more from several years of professional experience.
One of my hookers was studying to be a surgeon.
I actually know the textbooks used by Harvard, MIT, and Stanford for OChem, Biochem, and some other “hard shit” you fuckers had to take.

>>50011662
Kek, that tripcode

https://youtu.be/DK6IRG4CAbw
Castration time.
<3

>that last minute VRM buy

Bottom is in, sweety. Hope you bought

This gay doctor got monkey pee.
They look like little pimples. It's going to be Covid all over again. People will say it's a nothing burger acne.

https://www.tiktok.com/@thatgaydoctor?lang=en

>google s and p 500
>go to news
>see analysts spewing bullshit about why we should be bullish
>promptly stock up on puts
Its really that easy to make money

>>50012689
>I actually know the textbooks used by Harvard, MIT, and Stanford for OChem, Biochem, and some other “hard shit” you fuckers had to take.
unironically kill yourself

We're going to talk about the company. The deathcare company. The one from Houston, TX.
You know the one.
The company that I am going to go long on. You won't listen. You don't ever listen.

But you will. Learn. About the company.

>>50012746
You called?
The bottom is officially IN the house, BB <3

>>50012768
are you trying to profit on dead jabbies? I was going to short insurance, but throw me a bone

It's the company that you all will eventually have a family member use. Unfortunately. That company. The inevitable company. Remember. There are only two inevitable things.
Taxes. And something else. This company. Takes care. Of the. Something Else.

You've never even heard of this company. Lol.

also i was gonna post this thesis days ago but i got banned by faggotjanjan

>>50012785
>dead jabbies
No. Lol. This is not pharma. But it is inevitable. Tell me what is always inevitable.

What. Is. Inevitable.

>>50012790
what company clickety clacks?

This is a ruined orgasm market.

How are the futures bros?

>>50012807
bro, it's death, why do you think you are so cryptic?

>>50012806
This is not a Clickety. Clack. There are no skeletons in the closet with this one. It's a good company.

But....Skeletons. Lol. This company should remind you of skeletons. If you think about it.


Tell me anon. What. Is. Inevitable.

>>50012831
honestly fuck you, how else are we profiting off of death? It's going to be the jabbies

>>50012827
I. Don't. Enjoy. Posting. Stock Theses. Unless. I. Build. It. Up. Like. A. Schizophrenic.

Should I put my 401k into tqqq? Asking for a friend.

>>50012765
Bought them too.
As a Christmas gift for my hooker that was studying to be a surgeon.
Forgot to attach a pic with that previous post. I still have a poster from that experience.

Okay. So death is inevitable. Death. Yeah. Death.
Tell me which non-pharma/biotech market directly involves death.

Lol.

>>50012846

You're longing mobile crematoriums, aren't you

I BET AGAINST AMERICA AND I AM PAYING FOR IT AAAAA

SAVE ME JAPAN

>>50012831
death? a retirement home company for the surge in boomers?

>>50012869
MO

>>50012869
Yes we get it, buy lockheed

PLEASE GO DOWN USD
PLEASE GO UP YEN

>>50012873
>betting against america
we dont do that here

>>50012858
WOAH MUH AMINO ACIDS

>>50012906
>BoJ owns 50+% of all Nippon treasuries
>expects yen to go up
Delusional

>>50012872
No, because I’ve already corned the market on nigger-targeted anime

>>50012912
europe is so much more fucked compared to burgers, yet they still try to talk down to us

>>50012912
BUFFET SAMA
I MADE A MISTAKE

>>50012920
Whoops, meant to post this instead of the screenshot

This is my preliminary bull thesis on SCI. Have not bought SCI yet. Because I want to run it by my autistic white friends on /smg/.

SCI: Service Corporation International
A company that operates funeral goods and services.

The industry has high barriers to entry because to be a licensed operator requires advanced mortuary degrees and certifications. Most funeral homes are family run but these guys buy them up while maintaining the name. Deathcare is not a very Capital intensive business (you don’t have to bonfire cash on R&D), and the margins are handsomely healthy double digits. It’s quite sad but families will shell out inordinate amounts of money for deathcare.

Caskets can cost as much as a car (10 grand plus), and services up there too. Their weighted avg cost of capital is mid single digits (5-6%), a number so low that any Graham disciple would foam so hard at, we’d try to vaccinate them against rabies.


It keeps getting better. They have float. A family may put money into a “pre-need trust”. They will pay for services well in advance, placing cash into a trust account. Then SCI will manage the account, investing the monies in a portfolio of securities.

I think they might have laxer regulations over the investable securities in the trust than an insurance company’s portfolio. An insurance company’s portfolio composition is constrained by the jurisdiction that it’s domiciled in. The state’s insurance commissioner may say something like “no more than 15% of your premiums portfolio can be invested in equities”. Pre-need trusts are 59% equities.

Their trust portfolios have done so well, they’ve outperformed any comparable endowment / insurance portfolio. 14%, 16%, 20% returns last 3 years. $275M of investment income generated from the trusts in the last year.


Okay. There is my thesis on SCI. I will spam this on /smg/ for weeks to come but since this is afterhours /smg/ i trust you bhenchodes will have some decent input unlike market hours /smg/

>>50012906
Not gonna happen. Anime is dead. Look at any season preview nowadays and its all isekai LN/manga adaptations plus a few sequels of whatever was popular before that trash overtook the whole industry.
Cute image though.

>>50012934
>neck thin as a wrist

>>50012764
>It's going to be Covid all over again
lmfao how is a primarily butt sex transmitted disease like a dumbed down sars virus?

Imagine just being black and how much stabbing and raping you could do. If I were a nigger I would go to Japan and do that all day everyday.

Today I will remind them

>>50012953
schizo

>>50012920
can someone confirm if that’s really scoops’ password?

>>50012895
Dont forget Raytheon

>>50012920
Oh fuck, how do I delete this??

>>50012994
Hey. I'm not schizo. Can u read what i wrote.

>>50012953
>/smg/ buys up all the float
>then uses its collective autism to make several boomer removers
>won't even matter if they can be vaccinated against, Boomers would rather die than get a jab
Let's make it happen boys
>in minecraft

Looks like buying PUTS was the right choice

>>50012976
shes japanese

>>50012970
>anime
I'm investing in ricer cars and heavy robotic machinery

too late

Still holding cash, don't care you fags.
I will buy once this shit drops another nice 50%

>>50013031
yea I could but it's too fucking long and I'd rather stick with my plan to short insurance when the time is right

>>50013023
TOO LATE, NIGGA!
WE ALL B SCOPSEES N SHEEEIITTTT NAOW!

didn't know they could ban using names

>>50012953
No bumps in stock price when covid deaths were at their peak, deboonked

>>50013069
READ THE LAST COUPLE PARAGRAPHS I WROTE YOU COULD DO A PAIRS TRADE OF LONG SCI SHORT SOME INSURANCE SHITCO

>>50012869
DFEN. basically an etf tailored for killing brown children.

what the fuck happened to futures

https://youtu.be/gtbbIB776ks
Shall we castrate with one band and a slow snip or just make those balls turn black and let them fall off naturally, mumu?

>>50013089
no I will not read it

>>50012953
death seems to be recession proof so far, i like it

>>50013092
New moon

would you buy this chart

>>50013087
I have a poll running for this, actually:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wby5lMWQ1ZA

COCK CLEANING TIME

test

>>50013131
Stop using my fucking tripcode!!

the dick posting kike is back..

The girl I was following picked up her pace and walked down an alley the branched into like 4 different streets. I lost her. I’m heart broken. She was to be me wife.

anyone have a link to the "buddy, look at apple computah" video during a market sell off?

FUCK YA BROS CLEAN IT UP

>>50013163
search "cancel all orders", I'll watch that with you, so fun

>>50013088
Yeah it's almost like the deathcare-covid thesis was bullshit.
This SCI long idea has nothing to do with mortality outcomes in large populations.

CLEAN MY COCK FOR FREE

I ain't to worried about paying off the 18k. Sucks but that's life. I ain't selling nothing either. Fuck that. That'd be worse. My luck I'd sell it, then wham by the time I went to re-buy the cost would be way higher. But yeah the pizza girl was hot and she filled out the uniform very nicely (2008). Hey when you order pizza as much as me and my roommates did back then and it's the same girl who does the delivering, your gonna get friendly.. Lucky for me a barn was on the property to give some privacy when we fucked.

Thanks for reminding why I hate all of you. Fuck you.

>>50013138
Unfathomably based.
Please keep up the great work, anon.
I’m tearing up a tad.
It’s just so rare that we get to see such dedication to fighting the good fight.

>>50012689
Holy shit dude. I just wanted to know what your job was. Now I know why Rocker picks on you. It's like a dwarf bullying a midget.

>>50013173

HOOKED
YA MAY BE
HOOKED

GOT SOME MAN CHEESE BOY, CLEAN ME UP

DO IT FOR FREE BOY, GET IN THERE

>>50013190
IT’S TIME TO BLAST SOME ASS!!

>market intraday
>think about buying puts before close
>dont want to get jewed like the friday gap up
>mfw futures

reminder you can use 4chanX to simply filter a poster

YOU GOTTA EARN THIS TIP BOY

>>50013196
BUDDY, YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO

So what are you Jannie?

Okay can u retards look at SCI instead of posting blown out dicks and Rocker Cock pics

>>50013238
Thanks faggot, I'll use other phrases

>>50013190
I’m literally just reminding you that you’re a niggermonkey. But now you sound all butthurt? What’s the deal here, my man??

>>50013173
thanks fren
WE CALL THAT A CAPITULATION

CMON BOY, I AINT PAYING YOU TO NOT CLEAN

>>50013138
This dude got me into pumping to get my dick bigger. Shit actually works.

CAM ON JPY
SCORE SOME FACKIN GAINS

USD IS DOODOO

>>50013295
Scott Taylor is a legend bro

Haha never a dull moment on /smg/ general we like to have fun here.

>>50013238
basado

>>50013260
No.
Also, we all Captain AssBlaster naow.
>>50011452

I will cover my USDJPY short at.... 120 yen to the dollar.

>>50013190
>this is someone's son...

>>50013311
he has dark cock like me.

>>50013295
>Shit actually works
bullshit

The fuck are the jannies doing? Do you fucking job you losers! What do you think we pay you such high wages for!

SCIbros... how can we accelerate the amount of deaths

>>50012815
It isn't
but that is a top tier waifu

>>50013345
i'm shorting SCI tomorrow

>>50013336
Don't worry they are jewish as well

>>50013297
Sup, nigga.
-The Ghost Squadron
https://youtu.be/f5heHsQPK2o

What the fuck this thread has been hijacked by vicious faggots!!!

Can I get a fucking update on this??
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wby5lMWQ1ZA
Looks like we’re at 12 rn

see you "people" at 3000

Jannies, you fucking banned half of /smg/ yet this cock poster is still here. God damn you need to find different job for lower pay.

>>50013369
Yeah it does work. It takes years though to see results.

>>50013427
thank you based jannies

>>50013410
>>50013373
Oh, hey!
Look over here!
It would appear that Scoops has posted his password:
>>50013075
>>50013023
>>50012920

>>50013427
>>50013410
>>50013373
>>50013258
A janny is probably posting it like one was deleting the threads after baking. Dark times for es em gee.

>>50013401
Me too because I always inverse myself.

Anyone remember that time that I managed to ban an entire fucking thread?
Hahaha that was fucking crazyyyy. Wild times, boyos, wild times.

Instead of banning autistic virgins with nothing better to do, maybe, just maybe u fucking jannies so warn them? Maybe not ban people for banter? Now we have to star at dicks and cat posters.

>>50013542
nigga that was me.

>>50013542
They don't make threads like they used to.
*sips*

>>50013561
Oh shit! You’re me!
Wtf is going on in this thread!? How confusing!

>>50013554
whats wrong with cat posters?

>>50013460
I reported it a bunch and it was gone. Do you fags not even report?

>>50013638
You are the fucking problem you snitch bitch. You are worse than michael jackson, you are fag.

dont look at futures

>>50013679
Michael Jackson was based. Don't @ me fool.
/smg/ would shit in a public fountain if it was labeled 'toilet'. Not my problem as they say.

>>50013638
are you on the payroll too ($0) you fucking faggot

https://youtu.be/bz1gMiRsN20
<3

>>50013745
janny simps get the rope first.

>>50013638
what's the reward for reporting?

New >>50013796

>nasdackkkk under 12k

MUMU BARONS?!?!

>>50013743
I'm hedged, so I'm fine with this

>>50013743
Nothing ever happens. Awake me upon circuit breakers. -7%

>>50013802
I get to shit in the fountain for free nigga.

what's with the constant whining over bans the last few days
you get a slap on the wrist for being a faggot and you suffer a mental breakdown over it
you're like children
or worse, newfags

>>50013862
jannie sympathizers get out

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How will the markets react to the box full of dead Mexican?

bake new milkbreaths

>>50014155
Someone already baked, they just did a terrible job: >>50013804

>>50007473
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>>50000000