/biz/ - Business & Finance

I've spent the last 2 hours at work reading porn manga.

Is /smg/ so slow because most posting was Rocker and his sockpuppet accounts?

CCL

>>50005233
Jannies banned 90% of the posters

>>50005233
jannies are faggots

>>50005238

>>50005273

I've been waiting all day to enter a position LAMO

Should have sold my TQQQ at open

NEGG
E
G
G

what a boring day

not a big day but most of my positions are doing well, feels good to be right

I suffer I multiple red tickers and 1 green

>>50005333
what you in bro?

im getting rekt today also

>>50005238
>Jannies banned 90% of the posters

Any good REIT’s I’m trying to diversify my portfolio. I’m only in OPI which accounts for 9% my overall portfolio value($2k) and I am looking to put another $2k into a new REIT

siga please

YES TIME TO DIE MDB

NOBODY WILL USE YOUYR SHITTY DATABASE BULLSHIT

How do we prevent jannies from gaining power in the metaverse? Is the solution egoless AI to lock out jannies from Web 3.0?

>>50005345
Sorry, you want to *long* real estate? Am I misreading your post?

>>50005345
>boomer image
>boomer question

Okay let me try to use SMG as Google search: wheat price overlayed with US inflation, 40 year graph

>>50005341
aboslute dogshit

Is anyone else seeing obscenely giant candles out of nowhere on NRGU and GUSH?

>>50005345
str8 b8 m8
fuck off

>>50005345
Fuck REITs
DLR

oh my god im such a fucking NEGGER and its finally paying off

>>50005383
BEEP BOOP ZORK
*RESPONSE*
WHY DON'T YOU
GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>50005383
fag

>>50005383
Wheat a shit.

>>50005363
Rofl yeah I guess. I mean I wouldn’t mind medical REIT’s or something along the lines. OPI deals with government offices and such, so I want something for sure. Not housing REIT’s please.
>>50005365
I’m 24y/o

And we crab

>>50005395
*sorry, volume candles. And never mind, I think Yahoo Finance is just being retarded as usual.

>>50005405
Why are anime tiddies allowed on /smg/ but not qt Latinas?

>>50005405
Lol you realize that’s just shorts covering?
The only bull thesis I can make for them is maybe people will start building PCs again now that GPU market is less retarded, but even then their PE ratio makes me think it’s doomed to be a penny stock.

is there going to be rebalancing EOD?

>>50005480
cover your short right fucking now

>>50005474
this is an anime website
please quarantine your disgusting piles of filth to their respective boards
thank you

>>50005502
i support jannies banning goblina posters

I'm thinking of jus depositing all of my money into URA or BULZ in a month but I don't know what ratio, and TECL because no one wants to buy a ticker named bulz or brz

>>50005345
SGR-UN.TO

>>50005474
Anime is 100% better than Fatinas

>>50005524
I don't. If you can allow anime then Latinas should also be allowed.

>>50005538
no, you go to hell

>>50005524
Don't give the j*nnies any ideas bro fr

so i know straddles/strangles benefit from high market volatility at the cost of double premiums, but is there a way to benefit from crabing WITHOUT a short position? i.e. a cash acc, not a margin account

t. been under $25k

>>50005538
the trick is to post a different girl each time
then you cant be banned for avatarfagging

extra points if shes in business attire

>>50005496
I’m actually long on NEGG, but literally only low 2 digits at like $5 average. I’m gonna drop those bags as soon as I break even though. I was long on them at like $17 average and lost a lot, basically ate all my oil gains from 2021. I don’t know why I thought that was the bottom, but like I said I opened a really small position for shits a couple months ago.

>>50005537
fatinas are fun to fuck and have pink nipples but they fuck tyrone

Smg is finally dead

HOW DO I BUY OIL
WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND
I WONT ASK AGAIN

judging by some of the estimates coming out. GDP might actually by ever so slightly positive. which might be pretty bullish next month

>>50005560
anime posters are always a step ahead of the game VERY high IQ

give me one reason I should sell my SOXL

>>50005572
>Smg is finally dead
>Actually stocks that are dead
>/smg/ is just a lagging indicator
Seems bottom-ish, desu

>>50005578
If you want the ultimate boomer oil play by OXY that's what king boomer Warren Blumpet did

USO UCO or GUSH pick one
Don't buy XLE its jew scam bullshit brought down by LETS GO BRANDON

Fuck this market

>>50005576
GDP will be positive because those stats are fake af and pure politics

>>50005578
I like WCP.TO and TAL.V

>>50005206
Wtf is with smg being filled with reporting faggots these days?

I fucking hate zoomers. in the old days you never got reported and banned unless you were doing something illegal or mass spamming.

if you were born after 2000. you should not be allowed on this website.

I am so sick of zoomers. Can't wait for us to go to Russia so they can all die off fighting for Jewish interests.

Even more what is up with uppity NIGGERS these days? How the hell can you admit to being a nigger, online, then acted shocked when you are treated like a nigger? You know what would have happened if you admitted you were a nigger on 4chan back before 2010? God I fucking hate zoomers.

>>50005238
>jannes banned most of the posters
what happened?

>>50005345
If you want to diversify look at historical returns and run correlations. You aren't really diversifying if your REITS are correlated to stocks. You should also run correlations during specific time periods like bear markets, inflationary environments etc.
you might as well go into pure stocks at that point because, I think, REITs act pretty similar to stocks but I haven't looked too closely yet.

>>50005324
Waiting for tomorrow's gdp drop. That will be where fun starts.

>>50005655
Great /smg/ purge of 2022 it got ugly bro, real fucking ugly jannies went full great leap forward

>>50005640
Jannies must have got a memo this weekend to go on the warpath. Or maybe they're asshurt about politics. Anyway, how about that NEGG today?

>>50005655
there was a particular supreme court ruling that the jannies were butt hurt over

>>50005354
I'm fucking sick of tranny jannies and niggers.

maybe they should all be forced into sending their ID to moot and Japan moot so there's a record of who they really are.

oops wait that already happened

Where’s the retard who went long on SWBI last week? Hopefully you don’t actually own guns, because it would be a compelling argument to Red Flag Law you now that you bought that shit stock.

>>50005681
And we've got more on deck.

>>50005681
I haven't been on /biz/ since Friday. Where there tons of Clearance Thomas threads like on /pol/?

>>50005677
Get some help you mentalist. No one wants to see your moudly slug

>>50005690

me
im that retard

>>50005345
Spg

why does rocker keep ban evading?

>>50005708
>>50005681
Should we just make Smg on pol? Anyone who says the stock market isn’t political is a moron aka fucking biz jannies

>>50005739
I also went long CLF, X, ASTR, AGRX, SIGA
all terrible plays thanks /smg/

>>50005770
mental illness and autism

>>50005776
Thinking about picking up a bag of X down here desu maybe some 25 calls i dunno

>>50005774
Do it, but pls use /smg/ so I can find it

>>50005703
no clue but you should have seen Twitter.


really did one of you niggers actually report me? again? God I hate zoomers.

>>50005774
It's really fucking stupid to try and draw a line between economics and politics since they are inextricably linked.

>>50005624
what color are her eyes?

>>50005558
No, all options are inherently long volatility. Crabbing kills all of them so you need to sell some if you want a neutral position.

* Dickposting faggots should be banned (as a monkeyp*x quarantine measure)
* Racists and thotpatrollers should be unbanned (to promote diversity, which is our strength)
* Jannies should have their salaries doubled (for diligent and quality work, such as fixing the mpox word filter)
* Lastly, HYG should *still* be shorted into the ground because holy fuck there is no better stagflation target. Especially as oil barons pay off their debt.

>>50005640
yikes

Hola paco suerte!!!! FUCK ALL JANNIE NIGGERS

>>50005804
no one is reporting anyone, the janny sits in this thread literally all day every day

>>50005776
Should've bought ASTL

>>50005206
>spy crabbed down
>im up .7%
yeah im something of a stock market genius

>>50005774
fyi that happened once last year iirc
it was a cool thread but the pol mods nixed further ones so only a bit of short lived fun

>>50005776
>ASTR
Buying dogshit companies thinking you can frontrun index rebalancing is not a strategy.

>>50005869
I wish they’d get rid of the 6 gorillion shitcoin threads. Outside of Smg biz is unusable

Power hour now

>>50005838
god, I love that cat, such sovl.

Kek looks like wheat prices predict recessions

>>50005233
>is an obese balding rust belt poorfag also a schizo
gee I don't know mate

Why is everyone getting banned? What did I miss?

>>50005912
/biz/ is the designated crypto shilling street. /smg/ is a designated, piss filled alley jutting off that street.

The trash allows us to keep discussions about mutant fish and AIDS 2 medicines secret. Now who's buying this SIGA dip with me?

>>50005774
Yeah its totally fucking retarded that some no job, no coins, no portfolio, fat mentally ill faggot who cut his dick off, doesn't know shit about candle sticks or how to read a financial statement, who's never had a real job, can sit here and ban us if we start talking about how Biden's energy policy or the fed printing money is not related to the economy and or markets.

It's retarded for someone who doesn't even own stock to moderate our threads.

>>50005206
Where's that retard anon who was shilling ASTR last Friday? Should somebody check on him?

its sour hour isnt it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50005967
We take up valuable screen real estate that could be used for other kinds of financial loss, e.g. animal token flavored loss.

FTX SEEKING TO DEAL TO PURCHASE ROBINHOOD

HOOD HAS BEEN HALTED

>>50005238
90% of posters can’t figure out away around that? They deserve I guess.

>>50005967
they talked a bunch of off topic shit and /pol/ shit and got surprised when they got banned for some reason

>>50005947
is wheat still dumping? we had some anon who bought the literal top I remember

>>50006038
no fucking way

I dumped my HOOD like 2 weeks ago FUCK

>>50005931
Uh, anon.

>>50005849
>no one is reporting anyone, the janny sits in this thread literally all day every day

You know now that I think about it. I do recall a faggot mentioning he would apply to become a mod here or maybe a janny. just so he could ban us.

Could be wrong but I think it might have been the series 7 guy. But I do remember them mentioning it in the thread. of course they got no replies as usuall..

What kind of no life faggot gets off to modding? Is he jealous because of his lack of a portfolio?

>>50005345
Blackrock. You can’t fight the future. May as well profit from it.

SNIBS AT YOU

>>50006040
-28% from ATH

>>50005912
there are sometimes a few good threads on stuff like real estate and credit.

Is oil really trying to break past 2008's high?

>>50005667
That’s not Q2 GDP, that’s a month away

What the fuck happened at precisely 3:03pm Eastern Standard Time? Spike in volume across the board, and a mild fart solidified into a substantial shart. Was there news?

>>50005206

>>50001331
kill yourself
kill yourself

kill yourself


kill yourself


fucking STATE of this retard and board

SOUR HOUR

hmm alpp has been on a bit of a climb
a drop in a bucket to their losses but on the 5d... that's noteworthy... and it's $1 or death...

What a shit market

>>50006006
I've been telling him to go fuck himself in every thread today but I don't think he's come out of hiding yet.

>>50006038
I'm never listening to this board again

>>50005886
>dogshit company
>got to space in the least amount of launches
>for the least amount of money
I like the stock. I will buy and hold space and uranium for as long as I live. These are the two sectors with the most futurist potential. Nuclear power will fuel long distance space exploration, space mining, extraterrestrial industry development is the future old man. Only retarded boomers fail to see this. They see space as a waste of money because they're already living comfortably on Earth and they know they'll be dead before anything worthwhile comes out of space and by that I mean anything that would improve their own little personal lives.

bringing me into this retards den of flaming fucking faggots. fuck you
go jump out of a window

>>50005655
They figured out most of us are racist ultra magas

>>50006137
Consolidation pennant

>tfw I bought the exact bottom of both SDOW and SPXS today

>>50006112
Of course

When's the next rate hike date/announcement?

>>50006112
With inflation figured in, 2008 highs would be worth $199 today.

>>50005774
yeah do it so i dont have to see your gay ass

>>50006112
>he doesn't understand how money works

>>50006198
I believe July 28th? Same time roughly as Q2 GDP

Wait, what.

>>50005849
I’ve been three-dotting rocker for posting his cock, but that’s where I draw the line. I never report for political posts as business is inherently political.

>>50006137
Nevermind, the market squeezed its asscheeks together and managed to hold in the diarrhea

>>50006220
>s and p gains half a percent in 5 minutes

This is normal market movement goy

>>50006220
what is it anon?

>tfw big titty red head biz mommy gf
Life is suffering bros.

sup bobo
how are those shorts doing?

>>50006256
Shit's wild lately.

>>50006038
Not surprising. HOOD had 5 bil in cash vs 6 bil marketcap a week ago. It's trading cheaper on EV to AUM than other boomer brokerages at this point.
Gotta feel bad for the diamond hands that bought at $30+ and funded this givaway to the private sector though.

So many busted SPAC/IPOs from 2021 just floating along at/near net cash nowadays.

>anon its only monday and you look stressed out
>its just a casino you do have some money left over a movie ticket right?

>>50006261
*no big titty red head biz mommy gf
but I don't think I needed to make that correction, you knew

>>50006261
>>tfw big titty red head biz mommy gf
>Life is suffering
spotted the fag

I made zero money today

Chimerix bros were coming back

>>50006239
>>50006137
crisis averted, market wide secondary trouser protocol deactivated

Looks like energy was merely pretending to be dead.

>he bought?
>He short?
Crab it

>>50006168
Well, you'll learn when they blow up a couple more NASA launches.

all you have to do is make $5000 profit every trading day for a whole year and youve made a million bucks

sadly today I lost 1000

>>50006276
uh, why are there black people at my movie theatre?

I want this market to crash so bad its unreal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXeB35vMaos

>>50006039
hmm where is poem guy been? did h free ever ask out that girl from work?

>>50006179
>people have not figured out how to flip their screens and make money

>>50005655
People got too off-topic memeing about things that aren't directly related to the market but imo have effects on the market.

lmao a guy on wsb went all in on robinhood and said "wait until monday"

>>50006179
these strong womyn should go fight the ebil hitler russians!

>>50006379
SEC is going to be on his ass

>>50006362
I'm here, and no, I ended up quitting that job (due to unrelated reasons) and now I wfh
That girl seemed to lose interest in me after I shaved my head anyway

>>50006337
You watch your mouth. Robert is one of the good ones, ever since he snuck me in past the No Singles policy.

>>50006330
Oil companies, like oil, take time to refine.

>>50006379
>knowing what’s going on in wsb

Go
Back

>>50006268

It's extremely obvious that institutions are buying covered shorts. SPY 360 end of week.

>>50006328
>>50006239
kek

>>50006397
>i shaved my head
They still know ur balding yo know?

DWAC-K
>Janny month banned me because they thought I was rocker. Lmfao
>https://youtu.be/O_TSt2kbMBE
Just a reminder that just because you were appointed power doesn't mean you are inherently intelligent enough to wield it.
>Tranny jannies bought SIGA and DWAC

>>50006422
Yeah it's pretty obvious, I'm not trying to hide anything

This shit sucks. What a shitty day in the stock market

>>50006376
if something has an effect on the market then how is it not RELATED to the market you dumb fuck

>>50006397
What was the smell? Did you realize you weren’t a footfag after all?

>>50006158
Excuse me, sir. The adjective you're looking for here would be "shitty".

Lmao

>>50006379
so they're not even trying to hide it anymore?

>>50006434
I'm the former stock market poem anon, not the footfag. I have never touched a woman's feet and never will. My own feet are so disgusting that I could never look at any foot in a lustful way ever. You couldn't pay me a billion SOXL to lick a foot

>>50005206
>-16%
Siga sissies...

>>50006483
I hadn't checked since this afternoon but holy shit. didn't expect it to go down that much. SIGA faggots deserve it though with how fucking obnoxious they've been

>>50006454
DWACfags & SIGAsissies deserve each other

>>50006333
What I learned is that NASA probably doesn't mind the failures, given they are using a fraction of their budget financing probably the smallest team ever capable of developing space capable rockets at a faster pace than any other company before them. Compare that to how much they spent getting to the moon with quite literally zero economical return from those missions. NASA doesn't care about money. No matter how much you FUD the fact is they got to space, their small launch platform idea is game changing for many even considering the risks of a relatively inexperienced launch service for many it will likely remain the most economical option for getting hardware into space.

>>50006413
you mean selling them, before they short squeeze indices higher

ARCH BTU bros
coal chads win

>>50006454
>>50006507
DWAC was doomed to fail, no one on Wall St likes Trump. They backed Biden and Hillary in both his elections.

>>50006483
Did they really think a disease that affects basically only people who have sex 24/7 would be the new epidemic?

>>50006454

lol

lolmao even.

>>50006430
awh well would ya look at that cletus damn ole girl can catch them catfish doo. dear lord open up a can o worms on my tuna scoundrel love me girl who can git a lil muddy down by the bayou and suck them crawfish outta my asshole shucks

>>50006454
Crazy that it's still trading above redemption floor.

>>50006454
Remember when that DWAC faggot bought it at $100 lmao

>>50006556
lmfao is that you DWAC tranny

>>50006353
Me too Anon, me too

>>50005349
W E B S C A L E
E
B
S
C
A
L
E

>>50006540
If I have a satellite, I think I'd rather pair a tug with a Falcon 9 or Starship rideshare than roll the dice with Astra.

No matter how many BLM and Pride flags they adorn their launch sites with.

>>50006454
>tfw you realize most of the stocks in the nasdaq are literred with this junk

>>50006588
I think he admitted it was like high 80's but still lmao. wonder if he took the loss or le diamond handed it all the way down

>>50006580

The price after settlement is $36 retard. There is a 35% arbitrage opportunity here but smg is extremely low iq.

>>50006353
Based CashChad

>>50006556
imagine getting mogged by a divvy stock

>>50006602
Most stocks, especially now, are just bullshit for money laundering

what should I do?
sell $250k house I inherited and put in my Edward Jones account
or
live in the $250k house and sell my $80 shithole hoping it will go up as my investment

>>50006554
Say 1% of the population are ultra degenerate gays. That's still 3 million courses of treatment in the US alone. Double that for the EU and other well paying areas and you could see serious revenue.

Yeah, we are 100% retesting the lows

>>50006611
Why does alex looks dead inside here?
Women?

>>50006631
don't sell the house. just live in it. especially with how housing is skyrocketing

>>50006631
Live in the $250k house and try to rent out the shithole.

>>50006556
>>50006588
>>50006605
OHHHHHHH NO NO NO NOBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

>>50006631
Reverse mortgage house, DCA into a leveraged REIT.

>>50006554
Yeah is that why kids are getting it? You can't get tested for monkey poo monkey pee unless you are GAY.

>>50006643
He's seen too much.

Good afternoon
https://asia.nikkei.com/content/0b90c531d89deb5c271fa0d6b51c4966

>>50006641
If it was a total reversal of friday sure, but its just a small cool off day while the "sell the rip" traders get off the ride before they fomo in later.

>>50006658
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>50006643

He was the guest of honor at a pornstars wedding, unironically.

>>50006658
OH NO DWAC TRANNY WHAT HAPPENED TO MUH FREEZEPEACH DRUMPF PLATFORM LMAO

>Inb4 dwactroon claims he slold at 60 and rebought at the lows

>>50006432
I don't get it either, the market is moved by psychology, so factoring in the disgusting love life of anons into your investment decisions is obviously important.

>>50006658

>posted on January 12th

It literally went to $100 a week later you fucking idiot. I made like $4k lmao.

>>50006681
Elon buying Twitter killed any potential that had left too
Like what's even the point now

I have a toothache

>>50006631
You should live in the house and just save as much money as you can from your job to invest. Shit you got it better than most inheriting a home which I assume is paid off.

>>50005886
>ASTR
Took a position at 1.52, dumped at 1.42. Can see its going no where but down. Back to the drawing board.

>>50006644
maybe, it's in a "desired neighbor hood because of the school district
>>50006649
didn't think of that
>>50006661
that's a foreign language to me, is that something I can ask my EJ account guy about, or realtor?

>>50006661
>leveraged REIT index
never recovered, and REITs are just stocks

>>50006681
Twitter got BTFO by Elon simply dimondhanding his takeover, so now Truth social is worthless

Robinhood getting a take under offer by FTX

>>50006710
please don't listen to the guy saying reverse mortgage. its horrible advice

>>50006702
>Hehehehehe.

>>50006701
>Elon buying Twitter

Please show me a news article where it states that Elon bought Twitter. I'll wait.

>>50006747
>Deal isn't going through I swear
LOL

>>50006698
And you didnt sell it all, you sold half, then rebought at $50, and are still hodling
LMFAO

>>50006747
https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/430070
It's a done deal

>>50006698
Story changes everytime

>>50006754

>t-the deal is going through
>who cares if elon is already publicly trying to back out
>the deal is happening because..WELL IT JUST IS OKAY???

>>50006706
RKLB is the same thing but with a proven track record if you want to give that a try

>>50006594
I hate the woke shit you have no idea bro, the tech outweighs the clearly staged woke shit. If you're a company not injecting woke shit into your business model in 2022 you need to be targeting the anti woke crowd specifically for revenue. If you're gonna trade on woke or not woke (unless that's the company's entire business model) you might as well sell your shares in every single company or ETF that trades a company that swapped to a Fag Flag for pride month.

>If I have a satellite, I think I'd rather pair a tug with a Falcon 9 or Starship rideshare than roll the dice with Astra.
They're microsats. The rideshare cost of those two rockets alone would probably be 10x to 50x the cost of the actual payload. Do the math. If your payload had even a 10% chance of making it to space you still saved money. With rideshare you also don't get desired orbit, you can't build anything too fancy, just a satellite in space wherever the big money spender wanted his payload. RKLB and ASTR are both targeting small teams building small sats that aren't really that big of a deal when lost.

>>50006705
that's what I am leaning toward, even tho I like my shitty house and area better
>>50006735
I won't

>>50006698
but did you sell?

>>50006781

Lmao so your proof is a statement from the Twitter board begging Elon to buy their bags? Kek cope harder.

looks like we're going to end this kangaroo day around neutral

>>50006811
Rent out the nice one if you really want to then, bottom line is just don't get rid of either one.

>>50006838
its our time

>>50006828
I guess youre still long dwac if youre this convinced then, arent you dwactranny

>DWAC tranny changed his story (again)
>still not a single transaction or position posted

>>50006854
no, today was supposed to be a sell off day because of the rally days last week, sell offs being negated by buyers is bullish

Nice market. This shit didn't do anything all day.

SIG-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Did you faggots stop having butt sex or what happened

>>50006899
is that abby?

>>50006888

>Institutions dumping their bags on retail is bullish

lol.

>>50006611
>The price after settlement is $36 retard.
Gonna be honest I don't give enough of a shit about DWAC to know any recent events. Maybe I'm missing something.

Their recent filing pretty clearly estimates that redemptions would be worth $10.20. That's the floor. It's still trading more than double that floor.

>>50006796
also no diversity hires

>>50006908
>he thinks retail is buying when they're still burryposting and preparing for the epic big short

>DWAC tranny is coping again
Lmao.

>>50006958
Hey fell bad for him/her. Absolutely no one expected Elon to just buy Twitter

>>50006955
retail inflows are still higher than outflows
go ahead and check if thats true for hedge funds or institutions (hint: it isnt)

>>50006955
Sure, people are burryposting and have very negative sentiment
But it's positioning that matters. Look at the inflows.

Such odd price movement today

>>50006800
No, the woke shit is a problem when SpaceX - their largest threat and competitor for talent - eschews it. Hard. Guess where the good engineers end up?

And the "just build a dozen microsats so eventually one goes where you want" is such retarded cope that I don't know where to begin. Do people use FedEx's network of large cargo planes and smaller scale delivery planes & trucks to get things where they need? Or would they flock to Joe Blow's DirectExpress. that destroys your cargo 80% of the time but promises that it'll be really cheap?

>>50006984
there are only men on the internet

>>50006792
Yes I do say that and look like that

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

been a minute

>>50006991
>>50006994
Retail is too wide a category, most of the active retail traders are bearish and inverse, short or long energy, inflows are most likely from retirement account boomers who buy all the time and leave it.

>>50006984

>feel bad for me

I sold DWAC months ago for thousands in profit. Its just funny to see you retards still seething over it.

Today I bought puts so that tomorrow the markets will be green for all my frens in /smg/. You're welcome

>CVS, WALMART LIMIT PLAN B PILLS AFTER SURGE IN DEMAND: DJ

Long...Teva? Who makes thot pills?

>>50007082
Bro don't buy puts after a crab day its a fucking coin flip what will happen always wait for green.

>>50007079
considering how butthurt you were when musk first broke the news about twitter, and how you fucked off for a while right after that. its not hard to see that you're lying and you were still holding it

>>50007074
it doesnt matter what kind of retail is getting dumped on, just that theyre still buying while smart money is selling
i agree, boomer investors are now the largest bastion of buyers left. when they panic, thats when we get capitulation. we arent there yet

>>50007082
>my incompetence manipulates the market
You aren't that important fren
Don't flatter yourself.

>>50007087

SPXS makes most of the birth control pills on the market.

>>50005324
Boring is where the money is made. These 3%+ swings from recent months are historical anomalies.

>>50007125
I thought Martin Soxs had SOXS take over that business? Weren't there a bunch of headlines about that?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>50007162
+.32%

>>50007115
Yes it does matter because only active participants matter when we're gauging sentiment and the kind of trading that happening today, which has been choppy kangaroo trading of buyers purchasing what sellers dump in a way that does not make the price go to the moon, this is not a retail fomo pattern, its an institutional way to accumulate. Retail drives shit up in a vertical line to drop hard the next day. Active retail is still bearish or hiding out in energy, they won't buy until they feel safe to.

>>50007162
Up 0.1% feeling comfy

>spy zig zags all day
>gains and loses half a percent approximately 75 times
>trend overall downward
>astronomical volume spike in final minute of people clawing each others eyes out to buy in
You cannot convince me there is any sense to be made of any of this.

>>50006984
I was surprised it was Elon, but a conservative buyout of twitter seemed pretty obvious after all the outrage last year. It was a sitting duck with a stock price that's been stagnant for a decade. Reasonable to think that a few wealthy conservatives might team together and pay up to protect their voice.

Always felt like a better risk/reward bet than just outright donating to Trumps stealth 2024 campaign fund grift (DWAC). The only play on DWAC was to buy premarket day one announcement. It was over be the end of that first day. Sadly I was on vacation that week.

Anyone report ASTR shill to SEC? I suspect he was an insider who was trying to get anons wrecked by buying in right before it plummeted like that. So many possibilities and it just dumps the specified day. His publically available information was likely a front to deceive anons while dumping his hedgefunds shares on yall who bought.

>>50007162
I AINT DO SHIT

it's not too late to buy EVFM bros, profit from the roe v wade overturn

>>50007192
youre overthinking the price action of a single day as if it matters. check the volume. nobody was doing shit today

>>50007204

>making sense of this

The swings are literally from institutions covering their shorts. This shit is dumping hard this week.

NKE (NIKE): JUST DO IT or JUST DUMP IT?

>>50007226
I was meming about it on friday but do not buy this shit.
ceo is a dumb woman who thought she could spend $70 million a quarter and now they're bankrupt

>>50007211

>it was over after the first day

So we are just making shit up now? It went from $30 to $100 three separate times lmao.

>>50006919
>chinese spies, pajeets, nigs, pink hair, problem glasses, and real life soijacks
lol. lmao

>>50007162
>+8.61%
That is...sufficient.

>>50007236
It does when we're breaking a current trend of bearish reversals of all pumps. And its summer of course the volumes are going to be lower, people are on vacation. Doesn't negate anything but your point that this is retail buying institutional bags. Retail fomo trading has significant volume when it happens.

>>50007280
Kek DWACbaggie

>>50007268
short everything woke

That 50 million Get was the weakest get ever.... /biz/ should be ashamed some fucking scamming ass pajeet got it. The bright side is it happened in /smg/ bearish as fuck

>>50007019
>SpaceX - their largest threat
lmao this guy still sees the space industry as a competition where the winner takes all
>Do people use FedEx's network of large cargo planes and smaller scale delivery planes & trucks to get things where they need?
>Or would they flock to Joe Blow's DirectExpress. that destroys your cargo 80% of the time but promises that it'll be really cheap?
You're so retarded you probably have no idea why your comparison is complete dogshit. This is /biz/ and you talk like you have no idea what money is or what it means for the type of person that even has to consider a rideshare to get their hardware to space. Consider the price of a microsat. Now compare that to the 1.1 million starting price of a Space X rideshare. You apparently can't fucking do math.

>"just build a dozen microsats so eventually one goes where you want" is such retarded cope

Nope, that's just how space works buddy. They can build hundreds of those sats for the price of a single Space X rideshare. Many of those who consider Astra as a launch provider can afford to lose a bunch of sats before it would have been a better option to use Space X rideshare. Also just go ahead and ignore the fact that a rideshare doesn't get you your own orbit parameters you stupid brainlet. That alone would kill the deal for those that require a specific orbit. Given how much FUD you're spewing out right now I'd say you're probably heavily invested in RKLB but you know nothing about the space industry in general.

Don't reply with buzzwords like "cope" again unless you did the research you utter brainlet.

And just like that TSLA closed above 700 again

i'm conviced rocker is the tranny janny that shits up these threads

>>50007350

Holy shit imagine being this mad lol

>>50007313
today just repeated june 8th

>>50007280
Looks like a random walk back to zero from my view.
Might as well be trading crypto.

Announcement day was the only good play. End of story.

...still no answer on that "35% arbitrage opportunity" by the way. Guess you were just making bullshit up?
You seem very dedicated for someone who supposedly sold out months ago kek. How do the bags feel?

>>50007368
It's like pottery, it rhymes!

>>50007271
i know their CEO sucks and is a woman but they have and FDA approved contraceptive so they will naturally get some money their way now. unless there are better plays for this decision anon ?

>>50007366
I apologize for losing my composure it's just that I had no idea it was even possible to hate a particular stock without even knowing anything about the industry. Like holy shit, this is basic probability.

>>50007402
>i know their CEO sucks and is a woman
that's literally all the DD you need to do

>>50007368
There's nothing coming up that would make us dump lower that's not already priced in since markets have been frontrunning the fed and inflation. Markets have been oversold beyond levels of most stock market crashes in history, there is no reason for us to keep dumping unless something not accounted for happens.

>>50007162
+.68%

Who's bakin?

>>50007342
>/biz/ should be ashamed some fucking scamming ass pajeet got it.
they make up like 80% of this board’s traffic the fuck you expect

>>50007428
>more oversold than most crashes
I can tell youre just looking at the daily rsi. Increase the timeframe
There was no news that caused the march rally to fail, but it still did

>>50007162
Up 1.72%

>>50007428
Lol.... do you have any idea how overinflated everything in the market is? Take a look at the ess and pee chart going back 10 years and see if you notice anything unusual starting in 2020... markets only go up!

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Based

>>50007162
Broke even today. A couple of nice Shit and Piss 500 companies broke above the 200 EMA so I bought.

>>50006376
Yeah ok. Markets move on the most retarded news that isn’t related. It’s especially funny when the news tries to relate unrelated things.

>>50007425
fair enough, i just threw a bit of money at it this morning for fun and will see where it goes. will sell at a profit as long as it stays above like 68 cents

>>50007162
+.026%

>>50007350
I'm sorry you're mad, but Astra is a garbage company and a worse investment. If you're buying into the wildly optimistic hypotheticals of them having an unfucked rocket, you'll still get btfo by the more realistic hypotheticals of cheap and mass produced Starships combined with tug companies like MNTS. And that's assuming the smallsat knife fight ends with a dead RKLB, VORB, etc etc.

>>50007604
>the more realistic hypotheticals of cheap and mass produced Starships
Alright now you're just trolling, but it's nice knowing Astra has such fervent haters that have apparently no idea how the space industry works. You didn't disprove a single point I made, you didn't even TRY to refute the orbit parameters argument because you know I'm right.

>>50007788
In two years, Astra will finally shake off their explosive reputation and customers will hesitantly call them up about getting a custom orbit.

Then they'll realize one of the 10 different Starships that are operating by 2024 will offer the same launches from oil rigs, to any inclination, with a discounted tug for that extra boost, at half the cost.

Stock's dead, mate. You just don't know it.

>>50008101
oh so you're just a SpaceX Elondaddy fanboy, I get it now.

>>50005345
O or LTC imo.

>>50008133
How can I be a fanboy? I'm supposed to not know anything. Get your seething insults straight.

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>>50007162
still /cashgang/. No buy signal. Volume indicator still hates this rally.

>>50006542
t. seething about roe v wade

>>50008264
You think Elon Musk fanboys know anything about space KEK? They just need to constantly suck on his cock and hate on "competitors". You're blinded by this winner takes all mentality, you fail to see when small easily deployable launch vehicles are economically superior when considering the logistics of doing the same with Space X rockets. Not hating on Space X or Rocketlab just because I hold Astra, I want the space industry to hit the fast forward button and way I see it this is what's slowly happening.

Honestly can't tell if I'm talking to a bot or not anymore, you haven't said a single thing a real person might say to try to convince someone else of their argument, all you do is bash and FUD. It's not so hard a concept to comprehend if you aren't emotionally tied to this debate that whoever makes the cheapest launch vehicles will be the most economical, least risky option for those that have small scale cheap (often student prototype) satellites. As a FUDBOT I doubt you could even accept Astra's achievement as the fastest space company to reach orbit even if forced to do so at gunpoint. Do you know the numbers of a Space X launch without googling. It's a million dollar starting price and thousands more per kilo above a certain weight. Astra's rockets are about 2.5 million per launch. I didn't say a rideshare. That's the cost of the whole launch.

As far as near future viability considering stock price, I think the government likely smiles every single time one of those rockets blows up. The government loves spending money. That's not gonna be an issue. Space Force and NASA are backing this company.

this is you in 5 minutes:
>"hey alexa, tell me which space company got to orbit the fastest"
>"With this weekend's success, Astra became the fastest company to reach orbit with a privately developed liquid-fueled rocket. With its Falcon 1 rocket, SpaceX required six years and four months."
>"t-thanks alexa"
>pic rel