/biz/ - Business & Finance

circuit breaks tomorrow morning

>>49994550
Up or down?

Would America be better if shorting was illegal?

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>>49990461

Cawk cleaning time

>watching competitive advance wars commentary
>Rocker posting cock pics in a fit of autism
>it is 80+ degrees F and 9 PM
Should I just make pudding at 2 am? I feel like I have lost control of my life.

Oil barons.... They told me it was over, they told me to sell, they told me oil was going to 60$... But the spice must flow

>>49994550
Just hire an electrician.

Soon.

>>49994614
i posted vladimir harkonnen for months so people would keep buying. thank you

Lol are they canceling the depression before the midterms?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OIL CHADS WE BACK IN BUSINESS THIS WEEK

>>49994545
any reason to do the current event?

>>49994702
>>49994735
>>49994743
Three green ids in a row. Looks like the recession is over.

>>49994773
Her even more IMAGINEable sister, probably built by a different ship building company, is the final reward.

Stupid question, why doesn't my tradingview show eg
>MA (9, close, SMA 5)
There's no brackets like I've seen others have

>>49994614
>black id
Oil barons we are back

seeing as i fell for the one more bounce meme and am down 20% on oil bought on the dip that kept dipping i sure hope it has a nice few weeks before recession is official

>>49994796
Click the crossed out eye to reenable it

>he's STILL in cash

>>49994831
I know how to enable/disable the view. That's fine.
But it's the the text that's not formatted correctly.

Again, I've seen people with
>MA (9, close, SMA 5)
But mine shows
>MA 9 close 0 SMA 5
It makes it harder to read

sneed

How are the futures bros?

>>49994890
Tech up a half percent

>>49994835
cash gang missed the chance to inverse, then missed the chance to long again.

OK. What's the game? Depression is delayed until after the midterms?

>>49994783
Red ID and it’s back!^^^

>>49994929
T_T crab it is

Seems like Green Boi Summer is in effect

>>49994926
>>49994835
what did I miss

New GDP forecast drops tomorrow

>>49993058
What is a red skull? Didn't know last thread was dead so reposting here.

>>49994960
you're about to miss the Nth rugpull

Hey buddy check out Monster Energy Drink computer!

>>49994584
Worse. Shorting is based.

>>49994999
Checked

monkiepox gay sex stock

>>49994960
end of rate hikes being priced in since market's been front running the fed and we're massively oversold beyond 2008 crash levels rn

>>49994999

>4999 4999

Fucking checked

>>49995046
>we're massively oversold beyond 2008 crash levels rn
the fact that this copium is still pervasive means we're not even close to done. love it

>>49994999

She doesn't seem like a real police officer....

>>49995065

Shhh. Don't tell him. Hopefully BlackRock is here snooping on retail trash traders (us). I hope they fucking buy more and get liquidated.

>>49995046
>end of rate hikes being priced in
Kek, remember when it was only going to be 7 25bps hikes?

>>49995069 (69)
looks like she's a rental (gf)

condom company stocks?

New moon tomorrow

Can't wait to lose all my money when the market opens today

You know i like my futures bright
long calls on a sunday night
a pair of stop losses/profit exits just set up right
and the market opens UUUUUUUUPPPPPP

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>49994584
Shorting provides exit liquidity

>>49995101

Are anime tits real?

anime is gay

>>49995065
>>49995092
>>49995099
euphoric bobos, are you ready for another week of burryposting as your puts expire worthless?

>>49995144
They might allow states to make prophylactics and contraceptives illegal too.

This gigantic pump in futures and stocks is going to fuck the markets for months. This feels like a vain attempt to make the economy look good for midterms.

>>49995274
what pump its basically flat rn

>>49995253
im not short right now because im not a retard. but thinking we're at the bottom is also retarded

>>49995285
>>49994702
>>49994735

>>49995219
real good!

>>49995307
pfft well we'll see at opening, mumu

>>49995253

I'm long on meme garbage tickers. I am garbage man. BlackRock is going to liquidated and your mom is fat lol

>>49995352
probably the right move because I am short ARKK

>>49994545
10 year yield was in the middle of breaking out of a 40 year downtrend then somehow turns around and goes down at exactly the same time the feds balance sheet starts ballooning again

if red id, scarlet mommy punishes us all week

>>49995414

>>49995287
we are though, all the data points to it.
>>49995352
just say you're a GME baggot

wow the bear market is CANCELLED!

>>49994999
>>49995101
QQ girls > KK girls

>>49995460
>all the data points to it
like what?

>>49995449

>>49995460

Say it with me: "The stockmarket is fake and gay. A depression is coming and I bet on the wrong side."

>>49995449
that's a man, why would he need a strap on?

flat fute... flat OL's...

>>49995609
No, your image contained a man.
Daisy may have small tits and a weird Britbong face, but she got a dump truck ass that won't quit.

>>49995637
flat is justice

>>49995503
for example, we'd have to have a 2008 great recession crash (not happening rn) or another covid crash (no SIGA baggots, its not happening with monkepox). We're oversold because the markets priced in all rate hikes and peak inflation, and now its time to buy again.

>>49995700
Go into the /biz/ archives and search for "priced in". You're going to find that no one fucking knows what it actually means for the market to price something in. Institutions are currently positioning themselves to wait for good news and shorts are covering in order to avoid getting fucked if that happens so it looks like the market is entering an uptrend. The slightest hint that this isn't getting better and we're going to see a sea of pink wojaks again.

>>49995700
>markets priced in all rate hikes and peak inflation
thats assuming the next CPI prints show inflation coming down. prints, plural, because one print isnt sufficient (as we just saw)
i think you and a lot of people need to remember that you have to go through way oversold before you arrive at crash
i agree we arent crashing currently. that doesnt mean we wont crash

>>49995673
Tasteful

>>49995677
>>49995637

Can someone explain this bullshit to me? Why is GOOG going up? I predict the floor at $1100

don't look... at futures...

>>49995855
because it prints money you delusional retard

futures are on the red already, ofc

>>49995855
It has 21 pe ratio, down 30% from ATH and their primary revenue source is ads, do people not see ads during downturns or recessions? Why does a 15 pe for them make sense?

>>49995869

OK. What happens if the dems lose the midterms and get a monster redwave in 2024? GOOG is literally antiamerican. It is just another alphabet company.

Futures reversal.... Now.

>>49995759
markets are forward looking and speculators can figure shit out ahead of time, there really isn't much else to price in that's plauisble
>>49995762
its not about inflation, its about the fed's response to it and they're maxed out and unable to start tapering their balance sheet as evidenced by the billions in MBS's and treasuries they've bought this month instead of selling.

>>49995864
Thanks

>>49995473
Is this for a gacha game?

>>49995907
do you think republicans use google or youtube less than democrats? lol
megacap corps are too big to fail because theyre americas answer to chink SOE's. we need them to stay on top of the world

>>49995909
stobbit :DDD

>>49995897
>do people not see ads during downturns or recessions
they dont buy as many things which yes, hurts at revenue as companies cut costs on advertising and hold smaller inventories
>its not about inflation, its about the fed's response to it and they're maxed out and unable to start tapering their balance sheet as evidenced by the billions in MBS's and treasuries they've bought this month instead of selling.
oh, it's you.
*dabs*

>>49995947
oops, this dab was meant for >>49995918
*dabs*

Anyone holding TWTR? Why?

>>49995918
>markets are forward looking and speculators can figure shit out ahead of time, there really isn't much else to price in that's plauisble
Then you should have no issue entering a leveraged long from this point forward.

lol, bartin' like Bitcoin.

>>49995947
oh you're the retard who thought treasury maturities counted as balance sheet tapering and turned off his trip because I made fun of him for using it, lmfao kys.
>>49995969
I did, about 2 weeks ago.

>>49994584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE

>>49996005
>who thought treasury maturities counted as balance sheet tapering
ohhhhhhh no no no
>turned off his trip because I made fun of him for using it
it was already off when i started calling you a dunce, go check the archive. nice cope though :)

>>49995962
Bought a cheeky 7 shares when the great devil Musk made his offer mainly just to see if I would actually get free money off of
I dont expect anything but its so small a sum I wont miss it if he pulls out

>>49996015
no you turned it off because you made an ass out of yourself over the balance sheet showing the fed was purchasing and not selling and then continued to be asshurt and seething, but good on you for keeping the trip on this time, even if its a faggot brand, its yours.

you are all retard poorfags I make 20-40% per week trading forex and document all my trades on here you idiots keep yapping while losing money lmao.

Dave and busters

thank me later anons

>>49995962
Bought some during the pandemic lows around 20-30 range. Sold some near the peaks feb/21 around 70-80. Bought more when the puts I sold got exercised. Sold CCs on them that got exercised when Musk revealed his stake. Now i have around 1800 shares.

>why
Why not?

>>49996039
the archive isnt going to chance no matter how much you cope and lie about it anon.
>the balance sheet showing the fed was purchasing and not selling
please stop embarrassing yourself

>>49996058
refute this nigger

>>49996040
whoa! you must be closing in on a million, unless that was 20%/week for 3 whole weeks big boy

>>49994584
Shorting should be made even easier. Just because your lottery tickets aren't paying off doesn't mean the government will sympathize with your delusional gambling habits.

>>49996064
It was years but keep projecting you poor idiot. It's all in the archives.

>>49996040

No one is impressed. I'm holding garbage and I'm going to be rich. You're still going to be fat and scare away women lol.

>>49996079
You stock gamblers and shitcoin retards are all the same you all lose money. I know how to do TA and consistently profit from forex trading.

I finally figured out that information is everything in this. The closer you are to the top, and getting the information from the top of the chain, the more successful you'll be. By the time the information reaches the masses it's too late. Getting information around here can sometimes be nice but it's still usually too late and more of a bone/luck. And getting information early seems like you'd need to be a powerful person with powerful connections or maybe just have a Bloomberg terminal.

>>49996084

Yeah well I can fart on command. What have you done for society lately?

>>49996070
congrats on being a millionaire then, and take this with sarcasm/not sarcasm depending on if youre full of shit or not
>>49996063
purchasing one week and selling more the next week is a net trim of the balance sheet
>19b on an 8T balance sheet
theyre tightening and jeromes toolbox necessitates buying and selling in order to sell. sorry youre too delusional to understand that he cant just hit the sell button

how we looking lads? I can't sleep for some reason now when i eat anything with fat for dinner i wake up middle of the night with my mouth tasting like butter and stomach pressure

>>49996098
they're haven't sold shit this month, the only dip has been bond maturities, they're not buying 19b worth of bonds and MBS's just to dump them next week at the last moment. Don't forget to DRS your puts baggot.

Come on russell go green

>>49996111
youre literally as retarded as someone that might stupidly tell you they started tightening at the end of september because they sold a ton of bonds then. guess what happened right after?
i know because i was TELLING people in this thread that they werent tapering yet. you are just as stupid. enjoy
*dabs*

>>49996125
Put your trip back on and keep it on, wear your mark of shame, its pride month anyway, don't you want to celebrate who you are? a retarded faggot

>>49996136
its okay, those leveraged longs you bought 2 weeks ago might be just barely positive over the next few days, so youve got something to celebrate. just make sure to sell!

So birth rates are fucked
https://twitter.com/Jikkyleaks/status/1540914383349395456

>>49996143
what's the problem?

>>49996142
lmao we're not going back down significantly unless something new happens that wasn't priced in as a possibility, like Putin nuking Kiev or Xi invading Taiwan.

>>49996155
Worldwide fertility rates are down and its not following usual patterns. COINCIDENTALLY it all started in 2021
Hmmm

My oil calls doin a lil something

>>49996159
thats what i said in march after the invasion and rate hikes were priced in after the fomc
guess again

>>49996143
>For a 9 sigma drop in birth rates to have happened in Jan-Mar 2022, something dramatic had to have happened to stop pregnancies occurring in March to June 2021.
oh no no no hahahahahaha

>>49996174
>I was wrong so you will be wrong too
lmao

>>49996163
eh, probably nothing.

>>49996176
well fuck

Children of Men will become a reality pretty soon.

>>49996188
i wasnt wrong after that though. have fun!

>>49996211
It doesn't matter, you have to be right at the correct time, not pull a Michael J Burry and be right some time later by pure coincidence.

Who of you own SIGA, and why?

>>49996232
are you retarded? i was wrong and lost money and then have been right since then and made money. ive played bounces and shorted tops. we're in a downtrend, and its as easy to play as the uptrend before it was

>>49996245
>hurr durr durr i was wrong at X point but I was right at X point therefore you are wrong now and retarded
trip back on now you faggot lmfao

ALL THE OIL BARONS
(ALL THE OIL BARONS)
ALL THE OIL BARONS
(ALL THE OIL BARONS)
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, O-OHH

>>49996255
well ill be sure to call you out by name in the next couple weeks, goodnight anon

>>49996275
Goodnight, try not to get gored in the meltup.

I can't believe kikes are really taking it to 4000.

>>49996263
https://youtu.be/zb6XmFUFC18?t=127

>>49996308
i don't understand desu with how bad the news is that's been coming out they keep buying in....like wtf? i get employment is high and people are still spending but im in disbelief.

>>49996308
Everyone knows that kikes are majority short sellers, and risk taking Aryan men are bulls. Why would a jew ever want American companies to be successful?

JFC, what in the fuck are futures doing?

Dumpyish move after open, then massive instant pump 4 hours later, the ol' bart-down-and-bleed three hours after that, and then, starting an hour ago, ridiculous giga-pump.

Someone explain this right now.

>>49996342
some traders are still in "sell the rip" mode

>>49996323

Short sellers also take risk, and shorters clean the market of degeneracy. Shorting is the most aryan thing a trader can do.

Futures are fucking volatile right now

>>49996308
The bad news is priced in, EVERYONE knows about recession, everyone knows about rate hikes and inflation, we are extremely oversold on every metric this will be a face ripping rally, Bobo be heemed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xykJKNHYg_Q
>Biden: U.S. Will Mobilize $200 Billion In Government, Private Sector Funding

Is it over SOXS bros?

>>49996402
>Among the initial projects receiving funding from various U.S. agencies will be a solar panel project in Angola, a vaccine manufacturing facility in Senegal, a telecommunications cable to connect Singapore to France through Egypt and the Horn of Africa, and an investment in a venture capital fund that finances agriculture projects in rural India, the White House said.

Nevermind bros, this wont affect the bear market.

is the dip over?

>made a risky move Thursday
>held through the choppy market Friday while polishing my brass balls
>cashed in today
>increased my position with 23%
>tfw

>>49994890
Retard pump mode. Gotta fill that second gap.

and just like that, my sqqq calls will continue to expire worthless

>struggling to poop in an open airport bathroom while cute girls stare at me...
>awaken from fever dream... i'm back in my neetnest
>stumble over trash to my p.c.
>screen flashes on, burning green numbers into my retinas
what's good, /smg/?

not many (planned) bad news for today and tomorrow but Wednesday are Spain and German CPI and US GDP numbers (recession official?).. will be a shit show bullbros

Look at SIGA

>>49996537
the market imo does not have many reasons to pump which is why its still crabbing but no bad news=good news in a bear market.

>>49996357
yeah, not a great "this is the bottom" sign

>>49996383
bottom isn't in until people stop saying exactly what you are. still too many women and blacks in my timeline, the bottom is not in yet

>>49996545
>crabbing
did you miss last week? we were neon green almost all week

>>49996563
Zoom out

>>49996563
>neon green
Not commodities.

>>49996563
that was nothing compared to how much we've fallen in the last 6 months imo, yes i know it was green but it wasn't face ripping green that makes people genuinely believe we're out of a bear market. It was just the "oh well i guess things are bad but atleast employment is high and people are still buying shit" pump.

It seems like I missed the bottom. Please tell me inflation isn't over, and shit will dump soon

I bought ASTR at close for friday. What am I in for?

>>49996638
inflation in USA might peak soon, we won't know till the next CPI reports, if that's the case and it goes lower wall street will go crazy and be thrilled. But european inflation numbers should be going way up since they won't raise interest rates too much yet.

>>49996668
Clearly another crash and likely bankruptcy

>futas up
>vix also up

you know what that means, right?

>he doesn't know about the 3 day weekend, yet again
>he doesn't know

>>49996699
up %12 premarket though

"i-i-i-inflation might peak soon" stammers the increasingly nervous equity bull. "b-b-b-better buy in now so i don't miss the bottom!!" he thinks to himself while the inflation MoM crab lurks in the dark.
snib snab, motherfucker

>>49996583
no I will zoom in, I only care about short to medium term swings, not a long term bagholder

>>49996584
one of the reasons why market pumps since current headline inflation is driven by commodities. they go down -> inflation down -> fed tighten monetary policy eases (pivot) + another 75bps priced in according to fed funds futures

>>49996588
we will lose all gains on Wednesday if numbers are bad. literally a 50/50 bet at this point

>>49996731
yes i agree, if numbers are bad markets will probably panic again.

yurop up too. gotta night shift so missed market day for me.

oil pls go up

>>49996731
>one of the reasons why market pumps since current headline inflation is driven by commodities
Lolno. Market has been tanking alongside commodities.

>>49996436
I hate Democrats so very fucking much.

>>49996714
>you know what that means, right?

A lot of talk for a hired cow

>>49996870
the last time this happened was when our politicians had their portfolios hedging against covid. do you remember that?

>>49996714
the vix is red retard

siga premarket..
sigasisters...

haha lmfao imagine investing in gay sex

How long can japan keep up? This is insane.

>>49997098
i think it's nice of the japanese to try out all the MMT fuckery in the book for us on a real economy. MMT unit 731 provides great empirical data.

>>49994614
Who is this oil-dwelling mutant

Revbros moving to agrx

>>49996729
inflation probably did peak though, it's just that peaking isn't a great sign if the inflation stays elevated afterwards. like if we get a peak of 8.4% or whatever it was and it goes down to 7 or 6%, that's still horrible.

Thread is awfully slow. Everyone must still be banned

These are the comfiest hours of /smg/ as even the most depraved of the mutts are in bed and bear market combined with ECB protecting the eternally shit Southern Europe by shitting its pants for years to come ensures the silence of the Yurop. It's just me and the voices here.

Captcha: DAAAW

I’m officially fucked

>>49997606
>Everyone must still be banned
What happened?

SIGA dude just died.
INTCHADS will rise this week.
NTES put anon will lose all his money.

>>49997180
hope you faggots are listening. contraceptive company, will be moving because pro abortion seethers

>green futas
Fuck, did I really short the bottom?

>>49997758
>>49997180
the same people who cried about missing REV are going to complain about this one. get in if you have access to premarket trading

>>49997608
Southern Europe? Why do Balkan fags think changing the name will help any?

what stock do i buy. only have 1k. and no, im not doing any research, just tell me what do buy please

BRKY is STARVING

>>49997178
Watch the new DUNC movie, it's good.

>>49997839
voo

>>49997709
Jannies pissed off at SCOTUS. Anons posting dick and asshole photos. Biden crashing the economy. /smg/ seems to be collectively losing it’s mind. This too shall pass.

>>49997816
Includes Italy, Spain, Greece and all the other fucks that debtmaxx their corruption

>>49997860
its down -17.53% this year, dummy. give me one that goes up

>>49997762
Lol futures dont mean shit, but even if they did this is not the bottom. What makes you think a bull run could possibly be on? There is more bad news to come…

>>49997839
agrx for an easy pump today, might be a multi-day runner

How likely is it that the fed is forcing a bottom to happen? The last three trading days obviously was propped up by them. I doubt they can keep this fake momentum up any longer.

>>49997880
All in on SCHP

>>49997880
soxl

Prosus bros we're eating good tonight

>>49997709
many people were posting their cock or rocker's cock or arguing about cocks and gay sex in general. it was the worst /smg/ ever. 90% of posts were deleted.

>>49996087
Kek
Took you long enough lmaoooooooooo

>>49997975
every /smg/ thread is the worst ever. Unironically, no good plays here anymore and not even autistic macro discussion that are obviously wrong, but still fun to follow.

Jesus fuck. I'm doing a layover in houston, texas traveling from france. The amount of obese fucks is astonishing. I was at the front desk and this obese 5ft goblinomaximus with a ponytail came from the pool waddling in wet swim trunks and a wet shirt to hide his bitch tits. He started yelling at the wagie for his food being late. Them came his also 5ft obese wife and sadly his obese children. Why the fuck are you guys so obese?
I also decided to open tinder, the amount of goblinas, roasties, fat roastie goblinas and blacks is aatonishing, and my age limit was 21. I rather pay 30% flat tax on gains in France and not see this shit. You guys are fucked with this women. I'll try to get a picture of another lard ball in the airport and post it

This week long pump is fucking disgusting. Fed is propping up the market

>>49998053
>no good plays here anymore and not even autistic macro discussion
Everyone's shorted to the tits, or will be soon. Nothing to discuss.

Give me some good ideas for bear ETFs for bonds. I already have DRV

Next rate hike will crash things rite?

>>49998092
No one knows.

>>49998091
SJB

Thoughts?

>>49996087
"Buy the rumor, sell the news"

At least at the bottom you can short whatever normies are talking about

now that the dust has settled, will there ever be a crypto invented that has actual useful function for people other than drug dealers and pedophiles? is the space doomed to be nothing but pajeet scams forever?

One day I want to get a put right.
I always chicken out last minute. So far I've been right too.

>>49998172
>china haven’t tried to fuck people via pump-and-dump in a few weeks
>surely THIS is the moment you actually SHOULD buy chinese stocks

>>49998172
Chinese golden century while the west gets crippled by its own sanctions

>>49998172
god i wish this was our markets

>he doesn't subscribe to exclusively mother-dauther duo onlyfans

why don't you want to watch mothers and daughters trib each other?

>>49998186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqYLzlw8Pvc

looks like irrational exuberance is back on the menu

>>49998186
>crypto invented that has actual useful function for people other than drug dealers and pedophiles?
Massively increases the profitability and prevalence of malware like ransomware and miners, thanks cryptotards

>>49998172
About as appealing as INTC LOL

good morning

Is bobo okay? Can someone check on him

>>49998210
links please

Why didn't you went long after seeing that the fed is still buying and the rest(meeting, speeches, reports etc) was off the table 2 weeks ago?

kek what the fuck happened to gaysex that it dumped so hard

>>49998270
based retard
>th-they’re still buying! g-get b-b-b-bullish guise!
>my SOXL could come back….

>>49998335
WHO said it was a nothinburg

>neon green futures
>rumors of operation twist 2.0
>smart money covering their shorts
>bobo STILL insists the bottom isn't in
lol.
lmao.

what do you think is a better allocation of money, apple or microsoft?

>>49998266
im pretty sure denise richards and her daughter will be making a promo video together very soon

>>49998365
SPY 325 is the bottom
october is the bottom

>>49998393
ADBE but not yet

AGRX down NTES up.
Anons r u ok

>>49998335
WHO is led by an African doctor
the conditions to be declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern are:
>extraordinary event
>international spread of disease
>requires coordinated international response to contain it
it met every single criteria; however.. because the chair is African, he insisted to advisory panel that they were wrong, because it's not extraordinary
argued that it's been endemic to Africa for decades, who cares that it is now rapidly spreading for the first time in 50+ countries - it's NOT extraordinary!!!11 How dare you call it extraordinary now that it's affecting rich white countries!! It wasn't extraordinary when it was just in Africa!!!111
I'm not joking. This is literally why they didn't call it a PHEIC.
Entirely political, save face, remain "woke" decision
other doctors that were on the panel have already taken to talking to the media (such as Dr. Gregg Gonsalves) saying that it was very misguided, that they're making a mistake by not declaring PHEIC, that this was the last chance to contain it
the WHO reports are littered with lines like "although many disagreed" "although many voiced different opinions, we were able to reach consensus"
must have been a major shitstorm in the meeting,

>>49998172
Impressive. Very nice, let's see a 5 year chart

if u short siga u r a homophobe

>>49998349
Ofc I'm still overall bearish you bumb nigger, they gotta dump all that. But ignoring this pump and gettong profit off it makes you the blackest retard gorilla nigger

>>49996143
Have you doomer retards ever considered that people may have been more reserved about having children in a world where the future is uncertain, fears of economic disaster and prospects of war are on the horizon and the news is trying it's hardest to spin every horrible story it can to demoralize the public in general?

>>49998433
1.20 average on agrx, feeling comfy

>>49998055
You have to lower that age limit with goblinas. There pretty qt before the hit 18.

>>49998433
wait are you serious? ntes is up 3%... agrx is up 40%, yet you are saying agrx is down? topkek mate

>>49998542
That is not happening on a large scale. People do not consider such a thing when deciding to have a family, unless they’re upper class whites.

what happens when treasury yields finally bottom?

>>49998581
AGRX started premarket at 2. It's 1.6 signs to come desu.
NTES had talks about puts last thread. But all the information was already a week old. Very odd. >>49998548

>>49998542
Subtle anti birth propaganda aimed at educated white people, especially women. Africans breed like flies despite they fact they can’t feed or care for their children.

>>49998638
Fair enough although premarket starts at 4am for some.

>>49998365
i put 5k on SOXS last friday, i guaranteed this week to be green mashallah brother

SIGA sisters I just got the short signal :(

I would once again like to point out that I was right Bout RCL and you are all lame for disagreeing with me.

>>49998695
Me too, with a 10% stop loss. Here's hoping for the best.

>>49996383
traders all know about rallies in bear markets, and how you sell into them. it's the same as buying dips when there's a bull on. price action never justifies the call itself. price action isn't going to make Q2 GDP be positive.
so, facts: it's a recession, and we've had our -20% drop, so it's a bear market too. and the fed hiked to reverse having left rates too low, again. third fact: that is a policy error.

>>49998601
They start going up

>>49998534
if you're overall bearish then you are the single worst communicator in the history of the world

>>49998172
>>49998201
china's been cheap for a couple months. am long GDS.

I dropped 5 figures into SPY last Thursday. So I think god or somebody is looking after me. And that's cool.

>>49998766

>>49998766
Dummy fomo’ed into a recession.... hope you like bag holding for the next 3 years, I would rather have dinner plans and miss the appetizer than stand outside for a week waiting for the restaurant to open

reminder that we have only JUST BEGUN to DROP

>>49998862
>haven't even tested 2001 highs yet
Pft the real shake out is coming.

>>49998862
repeat after me: powell put

>>49998862
>OMG up 1.5% in a week!
>Bull market is back!
These fools have no idea.....

>>49998891
>durable goods just dropped

>>49998847
>he rather misses the appetizer than waiting outside the restaurant and making some gains while the fast food truck comes by
ngmi

>>49998887
Delusional

I have 8 dollars left. what do I buy for a 10x

>>49998902
how's that fast food truck treating you right now

>>49998901
When was the last time you could afford a durable good like a range, refrigerator, dishwasher, washer or dryer? Oh let me guess you make so much money off options gambling right? Fag

>>49996436
Dude what the fuck. Solar panels in Angola.

>>49998847
I've dropped low 6 figures into SPY since we broke the 200 EMA. My point is that I'm thankful for such a large drop in the market at a time in which I have a good amount of cash I'm sitting on. And I'll be holding SPY for the next 30 years or so, not 3.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>49998945
it seems crab is on the menu anon

ARE YOU READY?

HOO-RAH

https://www.sss.gov/

>>49998983
It’s our time now

You ever go online and see people YOLO 5 figures into short term options for a 10x and think to yourself, “I can do that?”. I always talk myself out of it in the end but god it’d be nice.

>>49998929
with $8 you better off sucking dick until you have enough to gamble.

>>49998975
That’s so stupid tho. It’s gonna go lower

SIGA holders awfully quiet this morning

>>49999038
You have no fucking clue.

is there a possibility that sometime during this recession there'll be a day where the circuit breakers go off or is it just going to be like it is these past few months

>>49999009
half of adult men are unqualified now. Too fat, drug addled with criminal histories

>>49999040
it's called a pump and dump, kid

>>49998997
buying crab from a fast food truck is probably the best possible analogy for this market

>>49999051
the history of bear markets is several faceripper rallies that still ended up going lower

>>49998901
>>durable goods
I'm reading a few comments saying people are loading up on their buys now to avoid higher prices in the future and that makes sense. Hard to get a good read on the data right now.

>>49999065
Sure, but this one is just about over.

>check the futes
Lmao

>>49999076
lol
lmao

it's a bear trap to 385 before we blast straight past 400

>>49999076
or are you referring to the faceripper rally?
because yeah that's just about over

>>49999087
The war is almost over, the sanctions will end, inflation will go away, and then we get back to normal.

>>49999078
not yet, but we will get there. next week will be brutal.

The supreme court banned gay sex

>>49999113
oh ok
so you WERE being retarded
got it
btw, 50,000,000 will be in the next /smg/ and i intend to get it

>>49999104
I'm talking about all the stupid fags on here who are so sure of themselves.
Always inverse biz.
Always.

>>49999071
I actually took advantage of the Memorial Day sale Lowes had and bought new appliances for 30 apartments for a nice tax deduction this year while retailers were shook over Walmart and Target... also I figured Brandon and the Dems will fuck up the tax code this year using their last budget reconciliation to tax everyone up the ass before they leave office

Steel is doing very nicely today.
Did anyone else buy CLF or X?

>>49999113
>The war is almost over
hahaha
>the sanctions will end
hahahahahaha
>inflation will go away
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
>and then we get back to normal.
maybe in 2025

>>49999056
>buying crab from a fast food truck is probably the best possible analogy for this market

>>49999186
Okay, so you're an idiot.

49999190
49999190
49999190

>>49999186
>2025
This. I swear to christ zoomers are so impatient that it skews their sense of time.
>this cascading global chain reaction financial and geopolitical crisis has been going on for SIX MONTHS!!!! it has to end any day now

>>49999211
Digits and Bobo’s reign supreme in 2022

I'm still up on SIGA, bought at 11. Dump now or hope forr8ymv future horror?

>>49999113
>the war is almost over
t.

>>49999213
Russia has already won the war and the GOP is going to sweep congress in November.
There are catalysts, desu. There are catalysts.

>>49999211
I can't believe how retarded you are

>>49999245
Sweaty summer child

>>49999234
Anyone with half a brain knew Russia would win this decisively. I bought some RSX just before they stopped trading.

>>49999301
Are you the anon who wasted 9k on Russian gas right before it got delisted from the NYSE?

>>49999038
>this rally will fail like the others

>>49999249
please take my upvote

>>49999332
Nope.

OIL BARONS?!?!

>Cramer is getting balder
Bearish asf

>>49999354
Don't put any more money in oil, fren.

>>49999211
>>49999190
Nigger

>>49999037

>>49999504
thanks my fellow redditor please take my updoots