/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49991801
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,285.442B (ATH), 99P = 23.085B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,180.984B, 97P = 22.484B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>49991801
WAGMI, FRENS!
IT'S LITERALLY TOMORROW!!

>>49991801
So what's eveyones end game here?

Monday is gasday

wen mun?

>>49991873
Sometime between tomorrow and eventually.

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

KICK THESE NIGGERS OFF THE MARKET!

peaceful comfy hobbit lifestyle starts soon

>Modest home with land
>Rescue dogs and other animals
>Grow my own crops & wildflowers
>Apiary then start producing mead
>Hiking with the dogs

WAGMI

>>49991130
>anon finds the reason it’s been so shilly the past two days
WAGSO and WAGMI

I am unironically close to doing the needful. My living situation is fucked and I need to redeem to move away.

>>49991873
Tomorrow

why did they make bowser so small?

I'm doing interviews for the wage cage this week, thank you Cohen

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZŹŽŻŹŽŻZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

INMATE #82764319-X23 STEP UP TO THE CHAIR

>>49992026
I don't suppose you'd provide a translation into layman's terms.

>>49992064
will be the biggest mistake of your life. I held 30,000 chainlink when it was under .30c. I got sick of fighting with my parents and living at home and I sold it all to move out. Over the next 3-4 months it went up to 20, then eventually 50 dollars. I would be fucking retired by now if I just had the patience to endure. I hope you wont be the retard that I was and that you will wait

Hepcats...

How dare you assholes not sell this Fucking stock. Bullshit! You think it takes talent to hold this Fucking stock? Shitbirds, if you don't Fucking sell this stock, let me tell you this, your Ass is gonna get Fucking knocked out quick, fast, and in a heartbeat. We mean Fucking business MotherFuckers!

You Fucking dirty ass New Jersey Alleycats, you don't even Fucking know you're in danger do you? Right now you are like Iron Chef Chen going into a Yogurt battle and you are Fucked because there is no Yogurt at all in Chinese cooking! I'm gonna make you Fuckers famous!

Some of you Cats are all right, Don't hold GME stock tomorrow. Get out while ye can or I will have my Fucking revenge. I'll Fucking roll you like the Bulls rolled the Supersonics back in 96. I'll destroy you like Jordan destroyed the glove! We ain't talking Fucking practice anymore MotherFuckers.

>>49992200
Thanks anon. This is exactly what I needed to hear.

>>49992208
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>>49992111 Checked
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>>49992208
There are no less than three Dunkposters.

>>49992197
I’m not that anon, but I think what’s happening is
>GameStop just filed something that says they’re making a trust that’ll be issuing shares
>they already have Jeffries’ for GME
>instead, say hello to GMErica, a new publicly traded subsidiary with the first shares issued to existing GME holders as a dividend
Disclaimer: I’ve been snorting heroin today so I have no clue what the fuck I’m talking about

>>49992064
Kek! You should Fucking sell. You have no other way out of this and maybe you can save some of your finances if you sell.

>>49992208

>>49992306
Bro quit doing downers and stick to acid and shrooms

>>49992306
I believe this. Furthermore, I think it's going to happen around July 4th. Cohen was giving us a hint last year with patriotic tweets and GMErica.
>source: verification was not required for this post
>additional source: I didn't click get captcha until after I typed that

I love GME! I love GME! I love GME! I love GME!

>>49992200
I sold over a million doge coin a year before the run up. Needed money got tired of waiting. Would have have more than $750,000 at peak. Sold for over $5000

What are the expectations for Monday am?

>>49992306
Would be nice if that's the case.

>>49992615
we can take consolation knowing we never would have sold the top. I'm too reasonable of an investor to have done that. And honestly its probably good fortune that it didnt work out, because I probably would have taken what I'd made, stuck it into btc, and then watched it shit itself while GME beats the market. What is meant to be is meant to be I guess. i'm good at investing, I've never made a single wrong investment except for investing in xrp, which in my defense was my first foray into investing. But despite that im hoping this is the last time I have to play this game and can get my money away from this corruption forever

Braina Chown, pay me.

>>49992647
I expect a small dip.

WAGMI tomorrow

Watching Devilman Crybaby right now. It’s pretty based

>>49992137
gonna need a hell of a source on this one, chief. As much credence as I give to dreams, this one will take a bit more.

>>49992696
>>49992694
>>49992685
>>49992672
>>49992647
Paid ebook leak

Thanks for purchasing my ebook, if you leak it or resell you will be reported and your data will be made public on the forum

In this method we will be using a RuneScape private server that pays money for voting on it on toplists

Go tohttps://mega.nz/file/gd8DmJ6R#UAx0Swi713V0PS5azKcWGPAK8QNTAeN5RCqRRuedOew on your PC
Unzip the file
Install java if you already don't have it installed on your PC
Run the client.jar file
Wait for the RuneScape private server load
Create an account (no email needed)
Click on the vote button on the right hand bottom corner
It will open a list of 10 sites to vote for the Private server
Each vote gives you $5, after voting 10 times you will have $50 that you can cash out to BTC, PayPal or your Payeer account.
Repeat this process every 12 hours
An easy $100 per day

>>49992647
Hermetically-sealed doors.

>>49992817

>>49992817
Nice try, kenny. Not falling for it

>>49992306
>>49992465

Anyone ever find any proof of this shit? Most recent N-8B-2 I could find on the SEC's site was over a year old

>>49992026
>>49992306
If GameStop moves to blockchain then shares will have to be validated to ensure they aren't rehypothecated or synthetic or FTRs. I have been assured by people that think that GameStop is worthless that sending my shares to be validated is very bad. They never explain themselves but they keep making assurances to that effect. Are you saying that the people that think GameStop is worthless are wrong?

>>49992647
I expect to Dunk all over this Fucking stock! In fact, I expect to Dunk aggressively with extreme prejewdice all over this Fucking stock!

>>49992647
No expectations just up.

>>49992647

>>49992983

KEK baggies. Futures recovering. Crypto holding. Market
is
never
crashing

>>49992936
it is schizo posting from when RC tweeted about his 8th booster and he grew 2 inches. WSAGTMI.

>>49992200
Holy shit anon I remember you from a thread a LONG time ago. I was wondering if you were still doing ok anon.

>>49992983
Dunkie ...

>>49992208

>>49993099
>Crypto holding.
Yeah, those whales are holding in a massive shit right now, just waiting to take the biggest dump on you retards the world has ever seen.

>>49993200
Wait until Ryan Cohen gets into politics in a few years and his campaign is funded entirely by Citadel.

Oops. Was I not supposed to say that. ;)

>>49993200
uh oh stinky

If we kill all our enemies on Wallstreet, will we finally be free?

>49993238
Ryan Cohen is Canadian, I'm sure he so wants to become an American politician.

>49993238
Literally what the fuck are you talking about? Did you toss confetti at a dictionary and randomly chose the words to type out?

Brian Bauer show me your power.

>>49993007
Up is an expectation…

>>49993259

You mean when he spends 100% of his time in America and seethes about Americna politics in between shit tweets?
Also : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign-born_United_States_politicians

Learn to read dumb fuck.

>>49993271
Oh buddy. I mean exactly what I typed. Get your GED. Understand the words as I wrote them.

>49993296
Sorry, but it seems you'll be needing to retake those English classes, I don't speak Pajeet.

>>49993295
Not if I'm not expecting it.

>>49993238
Are you having a stroke?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vljmu3/per_bloomberg_its_official_as_of_today_1101_pm/
We gots the new patsy broskis
PPT cleared to disengage

>49993296
Notice how there's only been 2 senators and 6 representatives from Canada?

>>49992936
No clue but it would explain why we got spammed HARD with “oh I’m so tired” posting yesterday
>>49992937
Please do listen to them. They can obviously be trusted to give a neutral evaluation
>49993296
>thinking he wouldn’t lead a Minecraft crusade against Turdeau and the Shitlib Party for fucking up Leafistan so hard

>>49993333

>>49993259
>>49993271
>>49993311
>>49993320
kek

>>49982413
>>49982690

Hahahahahahaha. Look at the stupid white & retarded bagholders seethe. Why do you think Cohen has made 0 major plays this entire time bagholders?
He doesn't want to upset his handlers.

Why do the idiotic white American educated anons struggle to understand their own language?

>>49993330
First comment:
>I'm sure that's the tiniest drop in the bucket for most banks/economies, but this seems like the perfect chance for PPT to finally step back, and allow our market to crash. They can push MSM to blame it all on Russia now
Sounds exactly like something the Feds woulds do. They've already blamed high inflation and gas prices on Russia, why not time it for the recession too?

>>49993374
You think a market crash is a recession? Oh baggie.... you're so misinformed.

>>49993105
kek I believe it
>>49993374
It WILL be spun into
>THE CRASH WAS CAUSED BY RUSSIA DEFAULTING AND IT TOOK ONLY 100M FOR EVERYTHING TO UNRAVEL
>SEE HOW CORRUPT *THEY* ARE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
and you WILL like it

>>49993413
MUH EVERGRANDE. Bros China will crash the American market bro. Chinese real estate bro. What ever happened to that baggie??

>49993409
That's not what I said, it doesn't matter if Russia defaults, what matters is the Feds timing a recession and blaming it on Russia, it's the perfect target to get the blame off their own backs.

WAGMI its July 5th 2022 16:00:00
also 7+5 = 12 /2 = 6
2+2+2 = 6
666
CERN ACTIVATION IS July 5th 2022 16:00:00
Pulls us into the REAL GME TIMELINE FOREVER

Are there really people who exists that genuinely believe we're not due for a recession? How fucking blind can you be?

>>49993495
green line go up forever dood

>>49993438
Evergrande has not """officially""" crashed you fucking brainlet because it's still listed.

>>49993523
Didn't China give them yet ANOTHER year to get their shit together?

>>49993495
We're not going to have a recession. Everybody can save up to 25c on gas now, what makes you think a recession is coming?

>>49993413
the russian thing is a fucking nothing burger probably 100M is nothing certain shitty apt buildings here in brooklyn cost 100M

I'm so fatigued. I don't even have anything to talk about anymore. Every day is exactly the same as yesterday, and the day before

>>49993495
I know some boomers who actually think the official government inflation numbers capture real price increases. They outright refused to increase maintenance budgets to take the real price increases into account so I'm planning on buying their shit up on the cheap post MOASS once they run out of money.

>>49993495
Yes and they don’t deserve to make it.

>>49993495
Yes. Bankers.

>>49993200
paper money, good luck finding the liquidity to cash out that much btc

>>49993495
A crash is MUCH more than a recession you fucking donkey. Everybody thinks a recession is possible. Dumb baggies think a CRASH is possible.

someone just punched into their shift, lol. Have to either

a) put in a flat amount of time
b) garner engagement or replies

I'm thinking its (a). Log in to some kind of desktop sharing software, put in X amount of time, have your work graded/judged somehow then get paid in some kind of digital coin. Pretty interesting stuff. Anyone that would work in this kind of thing though would not start in the morning, of that I am sure. I think this might even be within the US or at the farthest, the UK/ western europe somewhere. It fits the modus operandi. Interesting that cordelle was in italy as well wasn't he.

>>49993626
Unironically surrender your Merican' firearms and check yourself into a psych ward. Delusional fuck. hahahaha. Imagine thinking anybody needs to be paid to shill this dogshit investment when "THEY" completely control the price. You fucking losers have 40-50% of the free float locked and you still have ZERO control over the price.

>>49993660
say you wouldnt happen to be irish would ya

>>49993626
It's so obvious too.

>>49993683
How mentally weak and fragile are the bagholders that they have to imagine themselves as white saviors going up against........... 17c an hour paid Indians? L000000000000000000l
Holy fuck the greatest fight of your lives(in your heads) is against gas station employees.

Absolute fucking losers the lot of you

>>49993683
I am the white man saids a brown indian pajeet

>49993619
We either get our crash or the world’s reserve currency starts imitating the Venezuelan Bolivar, and some boomer with a printer has to decide which. Status quo quite simply cannot remain in place for long and you’re braindead if you think it can
>49993660
I’ve made this offer before but I’ll make it again. Prove to me that moass is impossible, that there is no path to it even in theory, and I will sell all of my GME shares

>>49993702
who said anything about saving

>>49993702
17 cents an hour? Bro that sucks.

>>49993704

Oooooh the same argument that Muslims use to believe in their God. Congrats!

Here's a better one. Your stock price is provable and observable. You're down 60% from the ATH and 36% in the last year. Prove to me your price can go up. inb4: your pathetic monthly chart

>>49991819
sell at 3k cuz its gonna get kneecapped by the jews

>>49993533
Nevergrande never mattered.
>>49993550
See my phD-level DD on >>49993413
They only needed one thread to pull on to allow everything to unravel. Whether they had any control on which entities will take the fall is another matter.

well hes getting engagement and replies so he will hopefully at least earn some johnny deppcoin. The question is what currency they will cash it out in. Brazilian Reals, US Dollars, Euros, Pesos?

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>49993683
>he brought up the kebabs unprovoked
They live sans rent in the mind of the Hindi. Combine that with the obsession over [current price in relation to months past] it’s pretty clear who we’re dealing with

>>49993733
we have ~74mm shares and can issue up to 1 billion, if the fabled 7:1 split happens we will have ~518mm shares. I believe they will let it run, but gamestop will still be able to issue a shit load of shares to slow it down. Don't tell this to reddit, but they will sell on the way down.

Source, I jsut thought of it.

Don't worry WAGMI.

>>49993771
At 17cents per post he can convert it to about 14 Rupees, 14 Rupees can net you a nice packet of white bread. Imagine how much bread he can feed his village with if he makes enough posts.

>>49993771
The majority of cheap community engagement services are based in India and the Philippines, because locals don't need as much training in English as in other places. So rupees and pesos.

Sirs! With just 5 (you)s I can can buy some beef for my family, I beg of you good sirs, just five (you)s is all I need to eat tonite!

>>49993333
big check, and the spam and shills are both bullish as fuck; to me they've always meant we're still over the target. I'll no shit start to get a bit worried if they go away.

>>49993495
permabull delusions are a terminal disease

GMERICA

Why do I know already know that nothing will happen this week?

>>49993813
If a 7 for 1 split happens, that confirms Cohen is on our side and was in fact sending us messages this whole time. I only hope we were smart enough to grasp them.

Will the real estate market crash soon because I want to buy a house with my GME millions?

>>49993898
Because you know it is two (2) weeks from tomorrow.

>>49993905
The auction house for MBSs was dead silent.

>>49993902
Whatever happens, I beleive they wanted the ability to issue up to 1 billion shares is so they can some what control the MOASS. I am goign to be greedy, but I am not going to be stupid about it.

>>49991819
>So what's eveyones end game here?

sell a quarter of my stack when it covers the initial cost, wait, sell another quarter to sate my greed, and then wait till nutcase numbers

>>49993909
We're gonna be here for another fucking year, aren't we?

wagmi!!

>>49991819
No end game. Just up.

>>49993922
When you say control moass do you mean they'll dilute the shares as the price skyrockets?
Personally that's fine by me as long as it still hits the tens of thousands.

>>49993956
Thats what the reasonable part of me thinks. We're still all going to make it, but I don't see 100mm a share like redditors are talking about.

>>49993922
I've wondered about this too. This could have been a part of negotiations between GME and the government. I can envision a scenario where they talked with Cohen and said look, we'll let this play out if you agree to cap it at a certain point. We all know they are fucked, they know they are fucked, Cohen knows they are fucked. Let the price run to phone numbers then put them out of their misery, ensuring we all get incomprehensibly wealthy and securing Gamestop's future for eternity. It also prevents any kind of hostile takeover and obviously a little is used to attract talent.

>>49991819
bend the laws of reality with meme magic

>>49993975
Lmao, this delusion. Absolutely nothing will happen.

>>49993966
It's not just redditors but people here too. And saying otherwise creates absolute seething with claims of price anchoring.
The infinity squeeze has the math behind it. Is it possible? Theoretically yes. Will it actually happen? I don't know.
Honestly feel like the obsession for meme numbers is what puts off a lot of people, and is why "apes" are laughed at.

>>49993975
The resulting feedback loop of fabulously wealthy consoomers blowing all their money on Funko pops and other toys will be glorious.

>>49993975
there honestly needs to be a flowchart of these scenarios. I know cohen is le kooky narwhal ceo, but he still has a LOT of skin in the game and the attitude he seems to have is that he has some shit locked in. The kind of smugness you can only have if you possess a guaranteed 'told you so'.

Hahaha oh god first the aggressive pajeet and now the "reasonable" price butt buddies, get new material brown fucks

>>49993896
Hullo senpai, can you kick this off this week pls?

>>49994009
>The kind of smugness you can only have if you possess a guaranteed 'told you so'.
Holy shit, that describes him to a "T"

>>49993956
>as long as it still hits the tens of thousands.
With RCV's current holdings, how much per GME will he become a trillionaire? Because that's when maybe they'll start to diloot.

>>49994011
we are close

It's funny to me that anyone even feels the need to dismiss the idea of GME hitting 100+ million dollar share prices. The idea is so out of this world that it comes off as a joke. I'm sure I'd think people were kidding around like other meme investment community's do if I hadn't been balls deep in this saga for the last year and a half. But here we are, talking about something that shouldn't even be within the realm of possibility, such a pie in the sky notion and yet CONSTANTLY we have people in here harping on about how impossible it is. Only makes me realize how terrifyingly possible it really is.

WAGMI, so SO much harder than anyone wants us too.

>>49994011
I wrote out and deleted like three different responses to those curryniggers. They seem to be under the illusion that anybody will have control of the price after it hits tendie numbers while on the way to lolocaust numbers. I’ll be nice and give them a couple of tips
>if they could stop moass without issues they would have done it already
>good luck stopping this bitch when every action you could take to do so would result in the biggest geopolitical clusterfuck since Archduke Ferdinand got shot

>>49991846
No, Monday is Robo Waifu Day.

do it Ryan. for fucks sake, just fucking do it I hate that I'm trapped fuck

I think chobani is going to release units or some other financial vehicle that allows for people to be paid out in installments kind of, to eliminate a potential 'there is enough cash to pay everyone' scenario. I feel it in my smelly loins. It will be in parts.

>>49994066
I literally said it was possible. Just not really sure if it's actually going to hit those kinds of numbers.

>>49994066
>>49994115
it is I have quantum immortality and already know

>>49994132
Deer anon?

>>49994132
the schizo beast that dances through our dreams

>>49994156
Team StagHunt.

how it feels when you are a hedgie and you call for help

>>49994028
i don't have that kind of power alone. we're gonna need all the frens.

>>49993898
keep your expectations low then you won't be dissapointed. You are smart man, my friend. Pussy!

>>49994199
I can promise that the Frens will show up and hold until crazy numbers.

>>49994240
I can promise that I will vanquish the crab

how many more fucking black swans do we need ?
the russian default
MONKE Poxx ?
ROE V WADE over turned

>>49994247
Bless.

could be something, could be nothing but you remove enough jenga blocks and who knows what might happen

Hey lads, if you use stake (ausfag only afaik) as a broker you better check your settings as they have brought out a new feature:
>Stock Lending: Lend your U.S. stocks and get paid
It starts next month and goes without saying that this is opt out, if you check your settings you will see the friendly staff at stake have already got your account set up to lend all your shares to ki- I mean market makers
>when it starts on 13/07/22.
So anyway, I know this kind of thing has been pointed out multiple times with different brokers before over the last few years, but it doesn't hurt to remind people. Check your settings. If you're a reddit fag maybe see if you can spread the news there too.

Hopefully it's bullish news for any of short play, but only if there aren't a bunch of retards inadvertently helping the shorts.

>>49994255
depends how big you want moass anon

>>49994261
Pretty signifigant.

>>49994274
its going to be BIBLICAL

>>49994255
This is it.

>>49994261
>>49994286
Russia was entirely willing to pay but sanctions mean they can’t. This will not meaningfully impact their reputation with any sensible nations but it DOES give the clowns running Burgertown, DC an excuse to finally crash this bitch with no survivors. We’re close, quints already confirmed tomorrow

>>49994274
unspeakable horror big

IM FUCKING PUMPED THIS IS THE ENERGY I NEED EVERY WEEK

I decided I hate all you complacent fags most of all.

>>49994346
The most complacent fag was in your ass all along

>>49994309
Yep let the rod and the ring strike.

>>49994331
eldritch numbers anons cant comprehend

>>49994357
Kill yourself

If we follow the charts we should have an early run up for next week. I don't think it'll hit 150 though.

The sky was red, and the sun was setting. The wind was howling, and the waves were crashing. The ground was shaking, and the buildings were collapsing. The stock market was in chaos, and the prices were crashing.

And then, in the blink of an eye, GME surged to infinity.

It was as if the whole world was turned upside down. The rich became poorer, and the poor became richer. The powerful were toppled, and the weak rose up.

It was a miracle. It was a disaster. It was the end of the world as we knew it.

And it all started with a little stock that nobody thought would amount to anything.

>>49994331
>>49994373
I need MOASS to get me enough money to fund the development of tactical wendigo bodyguards to defend my property

>>49994469
picrel

>>49994490
>IMAGINE STILL BAGHOLDING GME

>>49994463
Soon

>>49994490
Jannied in 3... 2...1...

>>49994504
>IMAGINE STILL BAGHOLDING GME

>>49994446
Mad because you got a dick up your ass

>>49994516
>IMAGINE STILL BAGHOLDING GME

>>49994516
Is that a man? Does anyone enjoy looking at that?

>>49994531
>IMAGINE STILL BAGHOLDING GME

I see /biz/ has finally cracked.

>>49994534
what?

>>49994469
>>49994483

>>49994541
>IMAGINE STILL BAGHOLDING GME

>>49994490
>>49994504
Nice of /seekingmengeneral/ to give us something to coom too on this fine late night.

>>49994453
I keep seeing July 5/6 getting hyped for a few different reasons, hope you're right. Just hoping the price doesn't get shit on too bad this week.

>>49994544
checked and kek'd

>>49994558
>IMAGINE STILL BAGHOLDING GME

It's July 5th 2022 16:00:00
CERN activation same time

>>49994560
>seething manlet is so buck broken by a stock he doesn’t even own that he spams porn on the thread at 11PM on a Sunday
Many such cases! Sad!

>>49994531
This is a man

>>49994560
>Where for fun you post pictures of your dick and larp as an anime girl perving on a nigger.
>Where as an insult you post pictures of nubile girls.

Oh /smg/ma bros. Never change.

Goddamn this spam, shilling, and fudding is bullish as fuck

>>49994534
Arms are pretty long for a girl.

>>49994567
Some predictions set it as a possible dump after the pump for this week. I've heard the same things about July 5th being a "hype date"
But I like the saying "you live by predictions, you'll die by predictions"
>>49994593
It's 12midnight for me. Was going to have a good fap until kind anon gave me material. Shame some of it's 3D though.

>>49994463
The storm has arrived?

I really wonder sometimes how many buck broken hedgies have visited these threads through this whole time. It's probably non-zero. I mean, if I was them and I had millions of dollars and the majority of my firms capital tied up in one trade I'd probably feel inclined to take a look at who I was betting against.

>>49994567
Wait until we get news of the split. Nothing else matters until then. I wouldn't be surprised if we also see a GMErica carve out around 7/4 that may or may not be in addition to the split dividend.

>>49994373
Our eyes have yet to open.

>when the shills are so upset they start posting porn
based this is based

why are the shills blasting porno ?
its fucking close
its so FUCKING CLOSE

>>49994680
forget millions... BILLIONS. It stands to reason that they would scrub every corner of the internet they could for information and control. If I was raised like they were and had as much to lose as they do, then I sure as fuck would try the same thing. Would do it a bit different though, there are much better gameplans they could have had but fuck putting it out there, its their loss.

>>49994733
It's funny that they waited until midnight to do so, it's like they thought mods would be asleep, like it's /b/ 2008.

>>49994644
soon

>>49994755
I want complete full disclosure even more than the money I
want to know the simply truth of the entire situation
it would take like a complete mini series Documentary thats like 6 months long
are fucking indian call centers full of shills being paid like 2 cents a post ?
that is fucking fascinating
so much fucking battling with these fucking retards
one of them literally said
"I AM THE WHITE MAN"
what a fucking shit show

lads I'm going to go play some more MH Rise, I'm only HR6 and I have to get those numbers up for Sunbreak. The MOASS will happen that same day and I need to be mentally prepared for such an event.

WAGMI

Gnite. See you tomorrow, frens.

>>49994833
Sleep tight little buddy

>>49994833
see you mr cato

be ready to shit at market close tomorrow.
might have said too much.

>>49994881
You were never here

WAGMI
might have said too much.

>>49992200
I was there 3000 years ago, I remember $20 was the target but I let the FUD get to me and paper handed at 40 cents, my stack was enough to retire comfortably, I’m never selling my GameStock.

>>49994888
checked

>>49993703
>>49994786
I am the white man (Ooh)
They are the white men (Ooh)
I am the jeet shill
Goo goo g' joob

hold on to your butts

its tomorrow

the 9's and 0's are coming down the pipe

>>49992647
Shidded pantaloons

>>49995030
>>49995030
>Ring ring
>Hello?
>New phone who dis?
>Mayoman. Where's V?

>>49993114
I'm still hanging in anon. I decided I would never let that happen again and I meant it. This thing is at least as sure as chainlink was, but if we're being completely honest its more sure. I'll hold for 10 years if I have to, I'll be here forever. I'm not going to let it happen to me again. Glad to see you're still around too though anon

>>49994914
We shall soon see our day anon

/pol/ is funny again. Nature is healing.

>>49995413
>Ghost of JD Rockfeller: 'RAAAAAAAAAA'

>Maximum KEK

Good morning sers.
Wen moon sers?
Bloody basterd benchode chohen not doing anything sers.

Crypto holding. Futures have completely recovered.
Market
Is
Never
Crashing

>>49994066
infinite risk sweetie

>>49994463
read this in internet historian's voice and was pleasantly amused
this is how the intro to his video should go and it will be the biggest told you so in history made video

WAGMI & ty god for this opportunity

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49993800
Checked

After much investigation, I can conclude that it’s finally today, and today is Monday. Prepare for tomorrow whilst you are at it because tomorrow will be Today Tomorrow , and that is a Tuesday.

>>49992615
You made….a bad deal

I dont care what is happening, what is getting told and why (you) are tired and want to sell all, and even short it, but first need to talk about selling it with strangers on an Indonesian Pizzasauce Expert exchange, all I know is, I am comfy, and I will sell when the price is ridiculus high or when I get guarantees that Israel will get destroyed and vanish completely from this Universe if I sell. And as long as this doesn't happen, I don't sell (If I dont sell, I dont lose money, I dont have to pay taxes on it, so I can keep this position up till the day I die, I still have a job so there is moneyinflow).
What? You argue that gme goes sub $1? Still not selling, I'll buy even more then. Kek

>>49996160
This post made me premature ejaculate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0e69e_B_SE
current thread theme

Had a dream I was being extorted by a motorcycle cop, when he took off his helmet..it was cocaine kramer. No idea what it means but it was fucking weird

>>49996175
I had a dream he trapped me in a hotel room and got naked. I woke up and didn't go back to sleep

>>49996175
Ah it means "THEY" have all the power and you're getting a ticket. AKA a call from your broker that your account is being liquidated.

>>49996214
please tell me you dont do this for free

Russia defaults being a thing has got me thinking, along with all the other economic crap and "coincidences" leading to what should be a pretty unique series of events with china running problems in multiple sectors, covid, bank debts, and poor stock market bets by what should be safe investment firms. That's a lot of shit to happen at once. Some things you can say cascaded into each other, such as firms just being bad at risk and government bailouts being too generous to inspire any real sort of economic Darwinism pushing out those problems till of course something bigger rips the scabs out so to speak.

But then you have stuff like the Ukraine Russia conflict that seem much more isolated, and it makes me wonder how many national conflicts are determined by global economics as a whole, sitting it to "good timing" never sits well with me.

>>49996238
He does it to afford GME.

been watching the underworld series all week. how is she so hot bros? wanna sell one gme share to have sex with her in full vampire make up, would be pretty kino desu

>>49996282
>Russia defaults
on what? 100M? Tell the st they can keep one of the luxury yachts, worth more than that. This is a joke per excellence.

>>49996282
kinda like me tryna to lose my virginity during middle or high school
so many twisted web of lies and deciet and it all came undone and I had to burn my town down

THE ROOSTERS ALWAYS COME TO ROOST

>>49996286
For 2 she will throw her daughter in for you too.

>>49994359
Based burry has been on a little tweeting spree recently

Just read from a source inside the NFT team that the jpeg store has been postponed again. Cohen now wants to wait for the market to turn positive again before launching, which might take a while.
Plan is to officially cancel the stock split / divvy and use the additional 930 million shares to dillute so GME can stay solvent until 2023 or so.

>>49996429
>>49996429
Should we ask Sunway if it wants to buy GME too. OpenAI thought it was a good idea and an still think It's cool that an anon DRSed shares for it.

its tomorrow its literally tomorrow

>>49996597
Fuck....

>>49996675
Why? Gives us more time to acumolate.

>>49996597
just read from shit in my ass that poop is brown. gonna need more fiber so shits are more solid, might take awhile. plan is to post on /biz/ and be a faggot till then

>>49996734
You don't have to believe me but his China tweets (5 year plan) were a hint.

>>49996767
Won't be 5 years, Redditors will start mine crafting GME HQ

>>49996778
wrong

>>49996778
kek, sure. paper tigers.

repost this every fucking thread
EVERY FUCKING THREAD

So have you Mutts found another minority worshipping excuse to close the market today or are we actually open this Monday?

>>49996797
It's Mexicat day tomorrow, hombre.

The oak sleeps in the acorn
The giant sequoia tree sleeps in its tiny seed
The bird waits in the egg
God waits for his unfoldment in man
Fly on, children

>>49996725
I don't want to fucking accumulate. I have my stack. I want money out, not money in

>>49996597
>Just read from a source inside the NFT team that the jpeg store has been postponed again.
>postponed again
Wasn't aware it was even postponed at all.

>>49996797
Casino will be closed on July 4th (alien defeat anniversary).

Just got officially offered the job in Russia bros, but I might have to go back to the US for visa purposes and I don't think I can handle that.

>>49996842
It's not a casino its a fucking carnival. The whole thing is rigged and the big guys write their own rules and then dont have to follow them.

>>49996844
Just use mastercard

>>49996597
>Jpeg store
>>49996783
>3k votes
>includes AMC

>>49996872
kek shutup faggot

>>49996829
Originally slated for Q4 2021 lol.

>>49996934
that was just speculation/wishful thinking that they would announce it with Dec earnings report they and didn't even update the nft.gamestop.com website until january this year

What's the T+10 splivvy timeline like bros
Is it time?

>>49996985
What kind of goofy ahh name is Chair?

>>49996934
No it wasn't, they only announced a prospectus in Jan.

>>49997096
lol no. Loopring confirmed GME originally wanted to launch in q4.

Futures completely green. Crypto still holding. Gamefsggots still coping and begging AIs for answers because the marker is never crashing and Cohen is never releasing anything

>>49997117
Then you can easily post source instead of acting like a nigger

>>49993238
Are you genuinely a retarded? Like dropped as a child?

>>49993296
So you are retarded and got caught out as a retard....

>>49997151
>>49997141

Why are you so angry sweetie? Because you know Cohen is going to leave you bagholding? Stupid cocksucker. Turns out your $100 won't make you a millionaire.. you'll wage forever bro

WAGMI

>>49997117
>Loopring confirmed GME originally wanted to launch in q4.
I'll take GME's investor relations word over Loopring as if what you're saying is true they obviously have loose lips.

>>49993732
Ah yes the retard who's burden of proof lie with him Says it is with others.

Btw when you ran off after asking g for averages and you got BTFO when it didn't fit your narrative, how did it feel.when you made your own thread only to be laughed at in there?

>>49993732
Oh btw thanks for confirming you are indian with the muslim.comment :D

>>49997176
WAGDD fren

>>49997207
>Singh ID
Good morning!

>>49997216

>Shorting a stock entails INFINITE risk
'Infinite' is not '100 million' you risk averse retards who try to put arbitrary limits on this once in a lifetime event. Just because you sold me something that shouldn't exist doesn't mean that I am under the obligation to sell it back to you. Blow me.

>>49997196
>>49997188
>>49997151
>>49997141

Look at the desperation. It's pouring out of him like the minutes left on his obese failing American heart!

>>49997281
>thinks I am American
Kek swing and a miss fellow hwhite man

Fractalchads, I just dreamt the algo spazzed out and that the morning spike went to 500 before it returned to 130

>>49996783
What happens when the economy crumbles with still no MOASS in sight and people start selling just to make ends meet?

>49997170
>The indian hops ID because his last one got burned
I shouldn't laugh this hard in the mornings

>>49991974
Oh my god this sounds amazing actually. My first order of business however will be traveling the world and taking my time finding that perfect someone for me. I'll spend years looking if I have to

>>49997304
good only the fearless will make it

kek its 5am, who in the right mind would troll at this time

>>49996597
Shit bro, what's your opinion on us selling then?

>>49997328
sirs it 3pm in india

>>49997304
I'm sure you'll still be here for whatever reason

>>49997309
He dropped his phone on the street while he was taking a shit, so he had to use a different phone to post.

>>49993819
>45pbtid was a humanitarian mission
It all makes sense, think about it

>>49997371
I guess that one dude that had 100 posts was saving for some meat

>>49997398

>>49997458
What posses men to do such faggotry?

>>49993238
I hear Ken isn't doing so well.

>>49997465
To get screenshots of themselves reposted weeks and months after the event, sealing themselves into the Book of Kek: GME Edition, some are gifted naturally like "I AM FOMOING INTO GME!" or 77, others force it.

baggies

>>49999999 will be "kek baggies"

I am ready to be disappointed once more

You WILL live in the pod baggies
You WILL cash out your GME for a loss

>>49997757
You are ready to be disappointed, Im ready to WAGMI. Who do you think will make it? We are not the same.

>>49997832
You know today is a day, and that day is Monday don't you.

>>49996985
not everyone is gonna make it

>>49997832
>Who do you think will make it?
Me, with 325 shares

>>49997883
How does $10,000 sound?

>>49992647
MOASS

>>49997894
Per share? No chance, no where near enough to destroy Israel

>>49992465
This seems rational.

>>49992937
If they can’t explain themselves then they’re wrong.

>>49994542
Do you know what vaginas are supposed to look like?

Hello frens
Moass today?

>>49997685
this will be a good week, crabman already failed

Sneed Hedgies

>https://twitter.com/cryptonewb69/status/1541206956819488770
TWO MORE WEEKS

I’m going to cut my grandpas grass today. He gives me $5 and tells me to put it in the bank. I always do. Today I will have enough money saved up from cutting grass to buy one share of GameStop. I’m really really excited. I will make my grandpa proud. I will do an extra good job today because maybe after this I can afford to buy some Mexicans to keep his lawn looking tidy.
I love you grandpa.

>>49998175
I love you too sonny

>>49998165
In two more weeks, the day will be a Monday, as it is Monday today.
>confirmed
>Verification not required.

>>49998299
>>49998299
>>49998299
Threaded.

>>49995862
WAGMI.