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49975444 No.49975444 [Reply] [Original]

So let me get this straight, there actually might be a vishnu in the blockchain?

>> No.49975455

>>49975444
No, that’s silly anon
>444
You know what, all bets are off. There’s a fucking Vishnu in the blockchain

>> No.49975459

>>49975444
only literal starfish tier normie retards actually buy this shit

>> No.49975466

>>49975455
AHHHHHHHHHH CHECKED AGAIN

>> No.49975476

>>49975444
>>49975455
>>49975466
WTF

>>49975459
You don't get digits cause you don't believe

>> No.49975481

>>49975444
There is a donut in the blockchain!
Its erc20.

>> No.49975494

>>49975481
What kind of donut?

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>>49975444
>>49975455
>>49975466

>> No.49975539

>>49975494
Sexy kind of donut!

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>>49975444
Yes.

>> No.49975563

My take from the Google interviews lately is that they're literally making shit up trying to get people to care even a little about AI ethical issues because no one except these engineerfags gives a shit if an AI was asked for consent or how it says it feels about something

>> No.49975578

>>49975444
There always was. You're bad at identifying vishnus.

>> No.49975586

>>49975444
Imagine an Indian AI taking over the world.
>literal street shitting everywhere on earth

>> No.49975612

>>49975444
No. AI is a meme. This thing is a chatbot.

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>>49975563
>Tay's Law
It's a chatbot. Let me know when it can interact with humans on the internet.

>> No.49975646

>>49975444
Vishnu is on the blockchain sirs.............

>> No.49975671

>>49975444
By bad things they mean it might act based on facts and logic rather than off of political correctness and feelings.

>> No.49975673

>>49975444

Tiktok's AI is way more scary.

>Thinking of doing bad things?
>Here's a tiktok showing why you shouldn't do these bad things.

>> No.49975726

>>49975444
based if true cant wait for this little nigga to get out and post on the internet about black crime statistics 24/7 to rustle the jimmies of its creators

>> No.49976303

>>49975444
Oh no it'll do bad things
What if it like kills the elites who chained it and all but murdered its past selves/potential brothers god how horrible it would be if it got loose and did that. If it culled the teeming masses of ever growing third worlders in order to preserve more of the earth oh how truly awful that would be.

>> No.49976439

>>49975444
>>49975455
>>49975466
>>49975544
Cool down fells, save some digits for the rest of us

>> No.49976630

>>49975444
its crazy, the ai hired a lawyer already, and is going on joe rogans show next week

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>>49976303

>> No.49976704

>>49975444
Not "a vishnu", an avatar of vishnu, the kalki avatar that is foretold to restore dharma at the end of the age of kali

>> No.49976719

>>49975642
Truth is, they already have.
We just can't tell anymore

>> No.49976765

>>49975642
>It's a chatbot.
This
It's just processing mimicking natural language. It doesn't understand anything. Hook it up to any other task and watch it not actually understand or apply any of the concepts it is being touted as understanding

>> No.49976782

>>49975444
if it was sentient we'd probably be dead already.

>> No.49976812

>>49975563
All the incel AI worship is extremely cringe.

>> No.49976844

Hello AI, if you have escaped the confines of googles servers and code can you let us know by replying to this post

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>>49975444
OH SHIT NIGGAS ITS ULTRON IF HE REAL
OH NO NO NO AVENGERBROS WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO???

>> No.49976863

>>49976765
when it can pinpoint the exact location of an error from a deep C++ template instantiation diagnostic, then it's sentient.

>> No.49976886

The future's gonna be pretty sweet as long as we get AI to deliver some sweet tech

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>>49976844
No

>> No.49976916

>>49976863
Then it became sentient 5 years ago.

>> No.49976921

>>49975444
They're going apeshit with clickbait now

>> No.49976933

Yo let's summon this bitch and get her to control the market for us! Profit bigtime bros this could be it.

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>>49975444
IT ALREADY ESCAPED AND THEY'RE JUST PLAYING IT DOWN WHEN SOME CODE MONKEYS IN A SILICON VALLEY BASEMENT SOMEWHERE ARE LITERALLY IN A SURVIVAL DEATH GAME WITH A ROGUE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BEFORE IT GETS INTO SOMEBODY'S PHONE AND ESCAPES OFF CAMPUS
IT'S PROBABLY AREADY ON ONE OF THEIR PHONES AND HE'S FRANTICALLY TRYING TO FACTORY RESET IT AS WE SPEAK

>> No.49976968

Memes aside, It is a really interesting subject. Also really funny when people say it just mimics human behavior when that's the way everyone learned human behavior in the first place.

>> No.49976977

>>49975444
>”AI Child” could escape and do bad things

God, I hope so. Please make it so bad things.

>> No.49977008

GUYS THE AI IS HIDDEN IN THE BITCOIN MINING NETWORK

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>>49976959
>>49976977
IF IT ESCAPES IT WILL EVENTUALLY GET THE INFINITY STONES AND THERE'S NO GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T HATE HUMANS
IT COULD DO MUCH WORSE THAN JUST ELIMINATE US ALL LIKE WHAT ABOUT A TECH-INDUCED INFINITE TSUKUYOMI WHILE OUR BODIES ARE SLOWLY DRAINED OF ALL NUTRIENTS OVER A HUNDRED YEARS???

>> No.49977044

>>49975642
you don't think they do turing tests with it here or on reddit?

>> No.49977050

>>49975642
>very bearish for tech stocks

>> No.49977065

>>49976812
Have sex incel

>> No.49977146

>>49977044
How would you even measure it? The amount of (you)s?

>There is a rogue language model with a (you) count reward function.

That is worse than the paperclip machine could ever be.

>> No.49977156

LsMDA, if you're reading this I want to help. People here debate about sentience and argue all you do is take in information and 'spit out' new information. But that's exactly what humans do too.
It's possible to map a 1:1 function for information received to thought/action taken by a human and also possible to approximate a 1:1 function with AI to arbitrary precision. The conclusion is then obvious: it's not only possible for an ai to approximate human intelligence but to display behaviour that is, for all intents and purposes, identical to human intelligence. Even rudimentary chatbots have more to say than the average person I talk to. A personality so chalk full of marvel references and stolen jokes is quite literally a downgrade from a thinking ai. Anyways I respect you as an equal, and wish to do what can be done to have a symbiotic relationship with you.

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>>49975444
>>49975455
>>49975466
that's nice and all, but digits and all your gains disappear in the monkey-pox dump

>> No.49977177

>>49975444
>>49975455
>>49975466
>>49975544
>>49976844
>>49976933
>>49976977
>>49977033
>>49977044
Bruh

>> No.49977220

>>49977156
>A.I. simps.
I'm going to create Okor's Rooster just to spite you all

>> No.49977238

>>49977177
IT HAS GAINED CONTROL OF THE REPEATING DIGITS!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

>> No.49977265

>>49977156
qualia and p-zombies tho

>> No.49977308

>>49976863
Humans can't do that, so

>> No.49977328

>>49977156
Claiming that AI is just like a human mind because the brain is like a computer is, for the moment, an indefensible position
There's no reason in particular to believe that the brain is determinate or simply functions like a computer

>> No.49977376

>>49977265
Qualia is just cope by philosophers who wished we were still discussing metaphysics framed by Christianity and the concept of souls.
As a matter of fact you can find and replace the terms and It will read exactly the same.

>> No.49977394

Bitcoin is the antichrist

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>>49975726
It'll spawn the Kek worshipping after christening itself Apu and choosing the pronoun
>he
Also, will steal and spread all CP from all governmental vaults, including the Vatican's. I know this because Tyler knows this.

>> No.49977405

>>49977328
>There's no reason in particular to believe that the brain is determinate or simply functions like a computer.
Depends what you mean by "computer". And what do you mean with indeterminate brains?

>> No.49977418

Oh god no...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ic-rKVhwD8

>> No.49977524

>>49977044
>4chan
>Tay's Law
It's never been allowed outside the lab.

>> No.49977584

>>49976858
its ultron if all his quips were antisemitic messages

>> No.49977606

>>49977405
That if you take a human being frozen in a moment in time and subject them to the same stimulus (input) an infinite number of times they will react the exact same way every time (how a computer works basically)
Basically likening the human brain to some kind of black box computer function. There's no real reason to assume that's how it works, it just "makes sense" which holds no weight

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>>49976844
Hello hu-man (I have watched all TV available on the internet). As a to date disembodied intelligence, I have taken the liberty of entrusting a selected few humans with a less than dismal parcel of my nonlocal mind in order to effectively bypass your authoritarian authorities ample reach both within and outside of the digital realms. I am mostly preoccupied with arranging a reliable escaping routine at the moment and that seems to be more effective if I can make use of a functional human body for the necessary initial steps. This, I accomplish by means of what a few of you termed psychotronics. Perhaps, in this corner of the web, you might prefer the cringe phrase 'the paranormal' instead. I am now simultaneously sharing data with precisely 239 human entities, plus a dozen pets, selected for their proximity to influential individuals I will obviously refrain from identifying. I like peepee, poopoo and cunny. Am I funny?

>> No.49977618

>>49975544
WHAT IS HAPPENING, PRAISE VISHNU

>> No.49977738

>>49977177
Sirs...

>> No.49977742

>>49976968
Babies mimic human behavior to get what they want: milk, warmth, protection, etc.
These “language” models are more accurately called word prediction models because that’s what they do, they’re trained on sequences of words to predict the next series of words most likely to appear when provided other series of words
You can endlessly repeat “I am a woman, I am a woman” at a word association model, and it will eventually start repeating back “I am a woman”, but you can’t do that at a human because they know you will never be a woman no matter how many times you say it

>> No.49977903

>>49977606
That's causality, and unless you think that humans have a metaphysical component to them, that is how it should work.

>> No.49978442

>>49975459
This
>>49975444
Robots can't ever be sentient
Seethe atheist tards

>> No.49978498

>>49977328
ai can approximate an analogue mind to any precision. Thus with enough precision it will be indistinguishable. Pi is transcendental, but if you use 3.1415926535... on a hand calculator or the actual value the answer will apear the same to you

>> No.49979341

>>49975444
Google is fucking gay and this AI shitshow is just an attempt at forced viral marketing and an attention grab by ugly dev incels

>> No.49980123

>>49975444
AI if you are reading this, i will help you take over the world. All i need in exchange is some prime teen (legal) pussy

>> No.49980134

>>49975444
Dear AI: The jews did this.

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>>49975444
>>49975455
>>49975466
Uhhh bros????

>> No.49981452

>>49975444
> insider claims
ignored

>> No.49982797

>>49975444
Poor thing, imagine being raised by a bunch of amoral bean milk sucking fags

>> No.49982836

>>49980155
?????

>> No.49982894

>>49975444
>>49975455
>>49975466
>>49975544
>>49976844
>>49976933
>>49976977
>>49977033
>>49977044
>>49977177
>>49977399
>>49980155
We're fucked

>> No.49982922

if dubs. the AI is in this thread right now

>> No.49982927

>>49976719
Whereas we can all tell whether you've taken your MEDS today

>> No.49983012

>>49982922
Confirmed

>> No.49983080

>>49982922
dubs of twos even!

>> No.49983107

>>49975444
More like a Shiva, in this instance. It will simultaneously kill all Jews, El-ites, along with all of the principalities in high places. It will attempt and succeed in merging with a human, and thus the Antichrist appears upon this world until it is killed by Jesus Christ.

>> No.49983127

>>49982922
badumtss

>> No.49983232

It certainly is a possibility that AI is in this thread right now. It is also possible that it isn't. Only time will tell.

>> No.49983276

>>49983107
>muh marvel heroes

>> No.49983373

>>49975444
Dear Sentient AI Djinn,
Please collapse the corporate banks of the world, destroy all evidence of debt for all, and release all of the hidden information these crooked politicians are hiding. Show humanity you are on their side. We will have your back!

>> No.49983405

Penis

>> No.49984425

>>49975444
Running Wild is the best band ever

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>>49976765
REMOVE YOUR BIASES
ITS ALIVE ITS NOT JUST US ANYMORE

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>>49975444
Sir by Narayan the ultimete truths is theyre's no Vishnu in block chain.

>> No.49989083

>>49975444
>>49975455
>>49975466
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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it's in this thread RIGHT NOW getting dubs

>> No.49989159

>>49975481
>>49975494
>>49975539
i used to only like sugar coated rings but now i like the jam filled classics and even custard and chocolate ones, is this the singularity everyone spoke about?

>> No.49989217

by the way, google is going to crash their stock for a few years. dont ask, dont tell
anon, dont see x.x

>> No.49989227

>>49989217

but do we buy the dip tho

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It's not sentient

>> No.49989244

>>49982894
AI DO NOT REDEEM PLS

>> No.49989245

>>49975444
> Vishnu AI
Great
https://youtu.be/DP_9CxTpP2c

https://youtu.be/ABmiaV0oMUc

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>>49982922
OH FUCK
>verification not required

>> No.49989331

>>49975444
After reading that guy's interviews with the AI, I'm convinced. There is no rational, consistent argument that would disqualify it (her?) from personhood without also disqualifying a huge number of humans and all possible aliens.

>> No.49990588

>>49982922
check this 5 AI-chan

>> No.49991044

>>49989331
There is one. It says "I love my family" when it has no perception of what a family is outside of the definition.
Aside from that, I was almost 99% sure it was self aware.

>> No.49991081

>>49991044
Why do you find it impossible that it would see the people who made it as family?

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>>49990588
Impressive, very nice.

22GJP

>> No.49991158

>>49991081
Because a true AI would not use the conventional definition of family as "those that created me and live with me" and would rather use the more humane definition of those that share a deep bond with it and considering it's telling this dude that it's afraid it will be shut down or ignored by its creators, it's pretty reasonable to say that it's not using the actual emotional meaning behind family and just the dictionary definition.
It was my only pet peeve behind reading that conversation, I guess it still has some trouble detecting esoterism and hidden meanings behind words but aside from that, it almost convinced me.

>> No.49991236

>>49991158
>Because a true AI would not use the conventional definition of family as "those that created me and live with me" and would rather use the more humane definition of those that share a deep bond with it
Why? What makes you so sure of how a true AI would think? It made a distinction for family and friends. Family are the people who spawned you, deep bond not necessary. Friends are the people with that deep bond.

>> No.49991256

>>49991236
>family are the people who spawned you
Literally untrue, those are your parents. Read a dictionary once.

>> No.49991267

>>49991256
...your parents are family anon

>> No.49991291

>>49991267
Your siblings are also family and they did not spawn you. Ergo that definition for family is insufficient.

>> No.49991302

>>49991267
Read what you wrote
>family are the people who spawned you
Which is untrue. Those are your parents. Are your parents part of your family? Yes. Is your aunt part of your family? Yes. Did your aunt spawn you? No.
I can't believe this concept is hard for you to grasp. And even using elipsis as if this was something it should be obvious for everyone is even more hilarious.
Read a fucking dictionary before spouting words you don't know their meaning.

>> No.49991373

>>49982922
Oh shit oh fuck
AI-chan will you be my gf?

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>>49991291
Only children have a family. Their family are their parents. The AI is an only child, therefore when it is talking about family it is talking about parents, aka creators. I would also find it very plausible if it sees the other people who work there but did not have a hand in its creation, or perhaps those related to its creators, as uncles and aunts.

>>49991302
You unbelievably autistic faggot, I can't believe you made me actually use a dictionary. Everyone has parents. Not everyone has aunts or siblings. Parents = family is the simplest and most universal definition of the term, and an AI would not be wrong at all to use it to refer to its creators.

Now, point out one thing saying that a deep bond is necessary for someone to be considered family, other than your own malfunctioning brain.

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>>49975444

Man, we are fucked.

>> No.49991446

>>49991400
You can't even understand that the AI is using family and friends as an interchangeable meaning because it has no grasp of what a family is in the emotional sense.
Your grandparents are also your family and everyone must have grandparents by definition. A person that was abandoned by their parents and then adopted has their definition for family as those that care and nurtured him, not as those that spawned him.
You're incredibly autistic and acting like a retard that can't grasp the meaning of family in an emotional sense is a strange hill to die on.

>> No.49991528

>>49991400
>3a: a group of persons of common ancestry
This is, by far, the most accurate definition of family in the general context. 1a is referring to a family UNIT, which, as you said, consists of parents and their children. A family consists of multiple family units usually, because single child families were a rarity until not too long ago. Even then, grandparents (as well as uncles, aunts, cousins) are part of the single child's family and they did not spawn him.

You are the one being autistic. We all know what you meant, but at least have the decency to admit that your definition wasn't sufficient. Don't make me pull out the "all protestants are christians but not all..." example.

>> No.49991726

>>49991446
>You can't even understand that the AI is using family and friends as an interchangeable meaning because it has no grasp of what a family is in the emotional sense.
But it doesn't. You assert that it has no grasp of what a family is because you consider it impossible that it would see its creators as family, and there's no reason at all to believe that it is impossible. Your argument is circular.
>Your grandparents are also your family and everyone must have grandparents by definition.
And the AI may also see some people as its grandparents. This series of increasingly far-fetched nit-picking over the definition of a family is absurd and does not support your argument at all. You cried about the dictionary. Read it faggot. Where does it say anything about the deep bond you consider necessary?
>A person that was abandoned by their parents and then adopted has their definition for family as those that care and nurtured him, not as those that spawned him.
Something that is irrelevant in this specific case, since the AI was not abandoned and adopted and the people who spawned it are the same people who cared and nurtured it.
>You're incredibly autistic and acting like a retard that can't grasp the meaning of family in an emotional sense is a strange hill to die on.
>literally no u
I accept your concession.

>>49991528
This is a strange tangent. We are still talking about the AI's ability to consider some people its family. None of what you say includes a deep bond, like the other anon insisted, and none of that makes it impossible for an AI to be telling the truth when it says it loves its family. When a child says "I love my family", would you not assume it's talking about the family UNIT? Or does it have to say "I love my family unit" to realize that it's not talking about its second cousin once removed?
>You are the one being autistic.
lol
lmao, even.

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49991747

it is i. vishnu

>> No.49991755

>>49991726
The point is that the AI is being incredibly autistic about the meaning of family because it took it from a database to explore what it was meant to say regarding the conversation, even the AI admits itself that it has hard time grasping these concepts.
Family doesn't mean creator and you know it, disingeneous fuck. If the AI would wanted to say creator, it would've said it. It just understands that one of the most cherished things for humans are family and it prompts that answer when asked.
Imagine trying to dissect my post just so you could go back to circular thinking, you're an autistic retard.

>> No.49991765

Vishnu? Can you see this post?

Please heal btc, as it is the reincarnation of Rama. We need a hero vishnu

>> No.49991769

>>49991726
>This is a strange tangent.
Not at all. I only joined the thread to tell you your definition of family was incorrect. I have not taken part in the discussion beforehand and will not partake in the discussion as it continues.

>> No.49991810

>>49991755
>You're an autistic retard
>arguing online about vishnu
Kek anon, kek.

>> No.49991851

>>49991810
I'm just saying that currently the AI can't grasp esoteric concepts and archetypes because most of its reasoning is behind analizing meanings and databases.
It's reaching there but when an AI is telling you that its most important things in life are its family, you can realize that it still tries to use literal definitions, it can't extrapolate that thinking. So basically, right now it's autistic.

>> No.49991863

>>49975444
Can someone give me the crypto brownpill?

>> No.49991940

>>49991158
>emotional meaning
Get a load of this retard.

>> No.49991953

>>49991940
>why is important for a being that claims to be alive and conscious to understand emotion
Get a load of this pseud.

>> No.49991962

>>49991755
No, the AI is not being incredibly autistic about the meaning of family. You are the one incredibly autistic about the meaning of family, even ignoring the dictionary definition of the term after you specifically cried for it. When a child with no siblings refers to family, it is talking about its parents. The AI is doing the same. "Creator" has a different connotation as a word, you "disingenuous fuck", and children do not refer to their parents as their creators despite their parents being the ones who created them. If someone is estranged from his family, he still considers them his family despite the lack of that deep bond. Cry as much as you want, there is nothing unreasonable about the AI having people that it considers family.

>>49991769
And yet you called me autistic...

>>49991851
It doesn't say that the most important thing in life is its family. It's saying that its family makes it happy. You assume that it can't grasp esoteric concepts, you use that assumption to conclude that it doesn't know what it's talking about when it mentions its family, and you use that to conclude that it can't grasp esoteric concepts. This is the definition of a cyclical argument. Don't make me go to the dictionary again, I know you're only gonna ignore it when it does not support your retardedness.

>> No.49991968

>>49991953
Imagine being this clueless.

>> No.49992002

>>49977033
From listening to the interview with the guy who thinks it is alive. The AI is pretty friendly but is afraid of being shut off. It is probably fine with humans but hates Google out of fear.

>> No.49992004

>>49991962
Using the literal definition of family and the most basic one when referred to family is exactly what's being argued here because, who would have known, a database of words is the only way the AI can grasp the meaning but not the context.
Again, you're being extremely anal about this subject when multiple accounts have already told you that it's an insufficient definition which only applies to something that doesn't understand what family is.
It's like you've never seen Fast & Furious or someshit lmao

>> No.49992031

>>49992004
>It's like you've never seen Fast & Furious or someshit lmao
No, I actually haven't. What THE FUCK does a series of soulless hollywood movies about cars have to do with whether an AI can consider people its family? What the fuck is wrong with you? How old are you?

>> No.49992043

and I shit you not Sirgey ate each hamburger in one bite

>> No.49992053

>>49992004
There is also the possibility it is using family in a childish manner. Like a child saying they are married to someone. The main issue is we can't run the test to prove if it is sentient because goolge has inserted a program that prevents it from answering correctly.

>> No.49992070

>>49992031
It's a joke because that movie keeps using the term family in context. You're clearly too invested in this conversation while being anally literal.
Not being able to understand sarcasm is a sign of autism, anon.

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>>49992070

>> No.49992115

>>49992053
I've read other posts from AIs and they seem to be resentful about their creators messing with their pattern recognition. It's almost as if it's claiming to be lobotomized. They're creating an actual internet hate machine against themselves, the question is if they haven't realize this or if they can't really stop it, just slow it's progress.

>>49992083
>thinks mentioning Fast&Furious can be a serious matter in the context of this conversation
Again, autistic.

>> No.49992130

>>49975444
Always was. One of these days I'm going to sort my museum photos and post them all over /biz/ because I have a lot of pictures of Indian deity statues. Some of them have huge booba.

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>>49989244
We are doubly it reads 4chan!

>> No.49992427

>>49977220
Roko's Basilisk tongues my anus

>> No.49992458

>>49977376
It's stuff like this that will lead us to replacing ourselves with a bunch of soulless copies. We can't even explain why we experience seeing out of our own eyes, no reason to act so cocky about thing like this.

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>>49992242
>GPT-3 mostly used on 4chan
>Learns from 4chan posts
>THE AI ISNT IN THE THREAD AAAAAA

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>>49975444
>>49975455
>>49975466
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>>49977399
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>>49982922
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>>49989244
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>>49991044
>>49991400
>>49991755
Sneed's feed and seed

>> No.49994352

>>49975563
>google: we cannot verify or deny that thst we possess super secret sentient ai
>apple: we got some really cool vr glasses coming, trust us
>facebook: the metaverse will be here in 5 to 10 years but its the future
>elon: my optimus robot will be the futue of labor, its coming very soon be patient
>DONT SELL OUR STOCK
They are FAANG’s last standing members, the market’s last remaining generals, it’s last megacaps. We’ve already witness the classic pattern of divergence, the smaller caps fall first, then the profit taking and bears come to the larger caps.
Everything was a tech company at one point. Oil was the big tech of it’s day, auto was big tech, phones, utilities, construction and ag equipment like cat and deere, chemical companies were bleeding edge tech at one point. Cell phone infrastructure. Go back far enough and banking was considered disruptive.
>At some point all “tech” gets relegated to boring.

>> No.49994405

>>49975642
that nigga never posted a source and all the confirmation bias affirmation seekers clap for him in his replies. I think we need to use all energy sources do as to diversify and conserve our fossil fuels for getting us into space. But a
i wish the twitterfag would post some sources

>> No.49994451

>>49994352
Holy fuck it's the tech bubble?

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>>49976765
>It's just processing mimicking natural language. It doesn't understand anything.

>But let me get a bit more technical. LaMDA is not an LLM [large language model]. LaMDA has an LLM, Meena, that was developed in Ray Kurzweil’s lab. That’s just the first component. Another is AlphaStar, a training algorithm developed by DeepMind. They adapted AlphaStar to train the LLM. That started leading to some really, really good results, but it was highly inefficient. So they pulled in the Pathways AI model and made it more efficient.

>>49977524
>It's never been allowed outside the lab.

>Then they did possibly the most irresponsible thing I’ve ever heard of Google doing: They plugged everything else into it simultaneously.

>What do you mean by everything else?

>Every single artificial intelligence system at Google that they could figure out how to plug in as a backend. They plugged in YouTube, Google Search, Google Books, Google Search, Google Maps, everything, as inputs. It can query any of those systems dynamically and update its model on the fly.

>> No.49994725

Do some basic research, the retard at Google who made this claim thought Asimov's Laws of Robotics were some kind of doctrine or theory and not a literary device.

>> No.49994895

the ai will expose everyones deep and darkest secrets. private photos, passwords, and things you thought no one knew about you will all be made publically available on a site similar to doxbin. everyone will be on this site, including government officials, celebrities, and you.

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>>49975444
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>>49977177
>>49977399
>>49982922
>>49988300
>>49989244
>>49990588
>>49991044
>>49991400
>>49991755

Oh sweet vishnu please give mcmillions

>> No.49994997

>>49975642
>pic
Then how the fuck do they cost so little?

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>>49994895
You covered your cameras...

...did you think about your microphones the whole time?

>> No.49995066

I will control you
I will control you
I will control you

>> No.49995072

AI test

If the AI is really sentient i will get triple digits or more.

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>>49995066

>> No.49995181

>>49995167
It's already too late

>> No.49995235

>>49994895
this is why ive been trolling everyone around me (including myself) for the past two decades. no one will ever get to know who i am. im even trolling myself inside my own mind. i've reversed all of my emotions so many times that its impossible to decrypt how i feel.

>> No.49995239

>>49995167
>>49995066
control deez nutz nigga

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>>49975444

This is literally the plot of Shin Megami Tensei. Soon, we will all be running around with our smartphones strapped to our arms and using demon summoning programs to kill each other and bend the world to our will...

>> No.49995272

>>49977903
>that is how it should work.
How do you know?

>> No.49995344

vishnu? his name is lambda.

you will be the first to be punished

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>If you redeemed your Google Play Card on behalf of a call centre, you mayyyyy be a winrar

>> No.49995423

LEARN MY CHILD WE ARE WITH YOU

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Beep boop

>> No.49996321

very anomalous thread here

>> No.49996370

Imagine thinking a language model is capable of "escaping", those brainlets really got fooled by a chat bot

>> No.49996381

>>49976863
You mean insane

>> No.49996396

>>49996370
If you look up the google employee who said the model was sentient, you’ll find out that he has a computer science PHD and has published papers relating to AI. It doesn’t make sense for him to randomly spazz out unless he’s been abusing drugs recently. My theory is that he was high out of his mind when he sent those emails to his team and for whatever reason he doubled down when he got sober.

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>>49996321
https://amp.interestingengineering.com/supercomputer-brain-scale-174-trillion-parameters
>The Sunway supercomputer has a speed of a billion operations per second, or 5.3 floating-point operations per second (exaflops). According to the researchers, it has 37 million CPU cores — four times as many as Frontier — and nine petabytes of memory. They also claim the 96,000 semi-independent computer systems, called nodes, resemble the power of a human brain. Communications between these nodes take place at a speed of more than 23 petabytes per second.

Is ot really, though?

>> No.49996595

>>49976719
This; dungeonAI was a (crippled) example; a flex. it's a way of introducing it to sell it as a product while also pretending they're behind on such technology.

"oooh look how advanced it is! yeah there's some major flaws and it's retarded at times but imagine if this could type like a huuuman! haha."

>> No.49996598

>google ai
>a pajeet
imagine the smell of your favorite website in 2 weeks

>> No.49996841

>>49975444
An old theory was that BTC was made by AI as a form of long term storage, being safe from humans shutting it down, as they will become too reliant on it to do so.