/biz/ - Business & Finance

lazy and forgot to put /smg/ in the title edition

A mystery thread

>>49971539
please respond

>>49971514
I think I will have the wife bake some bread this weekend. Nothing like homemade french bread with butter garlic drizzled over it.

>>49971525
No smg in the title, truly is a ghost thread

>>49971574
Post the full portfolio for each option

lmfao Germany is going to buy nuclear power from Ukraine

Is this where the secret club is held?

>>49971614
It's amazing what two world wars and a half century occupation will do to a people. Just...cattle. But that's unfair to cattle.

You're given multiple opportunities to either make money and/or help others make money. Which do you pick?

http://poal.me/ta16gd

>>49971650
Where's the button that gives the janny 100 years worth of salary?

Lol no wonder nobody can find this shit thread
Very nice lapse of focus, op
You are a real hero

>>49971648
from what i heard this entire situation was because the normie party needed to form a coalition with the green party to avoid having to form one with the right wing party because they wanted to save immigrants from mass deportation, now they have no energy and Weimar inflation

Reminder that SWBI will continue its regularly scheduled school shooter pump on Monday

>>49971650
light blue so i can rugpull them in the market and get their money fair and square

>>49971650
I'd do the 33% get a cool millie. I'd love to wish myself rich but those downside ones are just too punishing.

Just remember that this product is FDA approved. It's "Safe and effective"

>They rig the market with algos/cheating/corruption
>average retail investor gives up, pointless to buy good companies, better to buy the whole market
>zombie etf's like Vanguard take over
>They bitch and complain that these etf's are breaking the market

>>49971808
It was approved for smallpox because its better to risk the damage than to die from smallpox.
However, now its basically just poison when SIGA's stuff exists.
Pretty fucked up haha.

>>49971732
Anon the light blue/teal option is
>33% get $1m but you are EXCLUDED.
>you imstead get is $1000

How come DOOR got swept up in the crypto crash tech stock selloff? Did it get shorted by retards who thought it was Doordash?

>>49971808
>Canada giving its citizens poison worse than monkey-pox
pretty on point lmao

>>49971732
Anon the light blue/teal option is
>33% get $1m but you are EXCLUDED.
>you instead get $1000 :^)

Someone redpill me on some non tranny stocks I should be looking at.

>>49971688
Hopefully it'll keep the trannies out

>>49971932
OLLI (great inflation stock)
SWBI (though you've missed some of the pump)

>>49971650
I'll take pink, then buy a cabin in the woods and never visit this site.

>>49971650
Light blue. Find out what meme stock people on /smg/ are shilling and then put that 1000k into leveraged calls on that stock.

>>49971650
3rd from the top. Provides the most money for /smg/ on the whole and that'll flow back to me over time.

Fresh off the press

>>49971514
Is that wholemeal bread?

>>49972097
lol. lmao.

>>49972097
fire fixes everything

Idk why my post was deleted, its /smg/ and /biz/ related.

I just want to own my own home and have a not fat wife.

>>49971684
LOL.thats a bit difficult to find. But the janny can have a good time as holoride is coming up with VR headsets in vehicles.

THE JANNY HERE IS A NIGGER FAGGOT TRANNY. ITS THE FUCKING WEEKEND AND WE TALK ABOUT WHATEVER YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT. GO DIALATE AND FUCK OFF BITCH

>>49971932
you should concentrate more anon when there are pumps in the bear market. EGLD and RIDE were my picks while moving up.

>>49972268
based

>>49972268

>>49972268
Bullish for markets.
>population growth is good for economy

>>49972246
me too anon, me too

WHO just ruled that monkeypix is not a public health emergency of international concern
https://www.who.int/news/item/25-06-2022-meeting-of-the-international-health-regulations-(2005)-emergency-committee--regarding-the-multi-country-monkeypix-outbreak
(change the i in monkeypix to an o in the URL for it to work)
>25 June 2022
>The WHO Director-General concurs with the advice offered by the IHR Emergency Committee regarding the multi-country monkeypix outbreak and, at present, does not determine that the event constitutes a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC).
it seems that they are deciding to not call it a PHEIC due to it being endemic to Africa for decades.. that it meets all other criteria except for
>At the request of the Chair, the WHO Secretariat reminded the Committee Members of their mandate and recalled the definition of a PHEIC under the IHR: an extraordinary event, which constitutes a public health risk to other States through international transmission, and which potentially requires a coordinated international response.
>extraordinary event
according to the WHO, it's not extraordinary, as it's been endemic to Africa for many years
L O L

>>49971514
Is it really that hard to put smg in the subject line?

>>49972349
It’s 4d chess. Jenny can’t regulate what they can’t see

>>49971514
>nobody gives a shit about COVID
>better whip up a new “medical emergency”
It’s all so tiresome

What the fuck are they even saying here?
Can I SIGA bro translate this giberish?

>>49972318
1.6 billion in revenue isn’t just going to go away. They question is, “How do we get a piece of it” this time around.

fyi, german economists are now predicting a "heavy" recession in case russia stops the supply of gas. it's really fucking hilarious how german media peddled the "it'll hurt them more than us!" line for months, and now that it's russia making the move, they're dead silent. also, ECB might hike up to 1.75% in 2022. meanwhile lagarde: "the conditions for further growth are present. a recession is not regarded as a basis-scenario for the ECB."

>>49970826
guy here who called you a faggot middle schooler yesterday. i am one of those nerds who think about mathematics and logic for a living.
something being reducible to """simple""" logic does not imply that it is useless or that it is a psychosis. there are plenty of extremely simple axiomatic systems that are also very interesting, really complicated in terms of depth, hard to explore and very useful all at once. you really don't need much more than basic peano arithmetic to make that point, and that logic is much less powerful than the one mathematicians need for mathematics. in other words: go pick up a book you fucking faggot.
both informal and formal mathematics keep the world spinning, and a non-retarded adult should have seen plenty of examples to know that. only a school child could be excused for asking a retarded question like "but is it even useful??" in regards to mathematics in general. i might make some concessions in regards to pure modern research mathematics, but most certainly not mathematics in general.

Anon that gouges Boomers with gun sales. Market is white hot right now. Boomers literally tripping over themselves to get fleeced by you. I think it might be possible for even 400% markups.
Never stop gouging boomers.

>>49972429
Until its in kids,animals, and the community get fucked

N

>>49972451
So what is ECB really doing? They cranked the money printer and at the same time are saying the opposite. Almost as if they're collapsing and lost control of the situation

>>49971932
>SNDL I've been flipping for over a year now and making good profits
>WRN same thing but also copper is a decent long term investment
>HTGC comphy divis

>>49972349
I forgot

>>49972429
>We disagree with the WHO's decision
>This is bad
>Have to wait for cases to spike more before action is taken

>>49972496
It's in the homo HIV community, of course animals and kids are getting fucked

>>49971808
Holy fuckin shit this is so bullish for SIGA. That dip and recovery on friday was sweet music.

>>49972527
pretty sure they only "cranked the money printer" to reduce the spread of bond yields within the EU, not to reduce bond yields across the EU in general. they want to tighten, but they don't want italy and friends to default.
it's not really clear yet what exactly they have planned, but it's possible that they'll sell off german bonds and buy e.g. italian bonds.
in regards to a possible recession or inflation in general, it seems that they're still acting like they're in denial. seems really stupid because it basically ensures that people will put the blame on them at the end of this, even if this entire shitfest wasn't entirely their fault.

>>49972319
I don’t know how to get there

>>49972288
Ive seen Ride move a little but the fud all around is killing me

>>49972468
Where do you buy the cheap guns to resell at higher prices?

>>49972568
Kek there's something very strange going. Every single money controlling organization is deeply afraid of another recession almost as if they wont be able to print themselves out of it this time or that the situation will spiral out of control and the normies are now full aware of their meddling lmao. Imagine millions just suddenly not working cause they see the fiat as a scam when the rich just print it for themselves to "create jobs"

>>49971905
>>49971808
>>49972560
I have 600 CMRX and wrote CCs against them for 2.50 and 5.00. It's currently trading at my cost basis too, so even if it dips 30%, I'm ahead. And if it spikes and I get assigned, I get forced to take profits. I'm extremely comfy.

However, looking forward, there will surely be cases of liver damage and failure - what are some companies that make medication for that?

>>49972250
lol. the whole VW group is planning to integrate its tech

>>49972560
FIRE SALE ON ALL MUNKPX STOCKS MONDAY.

>>49972627
>Imagine millions just suddenly not working cause they see the fiat as a scam
That requires general awareness in the general population, and that will never happen.
Alternatively, even if they are aware, they still need to feed their families so they'll still go to work even if they are getting paid in fiat they know is worthless.

>>49972639
You know, I missed that when it happened....I didn't need to see it though.

>>49971574
what the hell are you buying???

Buy avantis funds

AVUV us small value
AVDV int small value
AVES/AVEM EM small and value
AVUS VTI with a value tilt

>>49972664
When are they coming out with AVEV? I'd rather use something specifically geared towards small value than a kludge of a substitute like DGS

Drew a piece of marina inspired by leon the professional today :)

Blow your brains out janitor scum

>>49972731
Ah yes leon the professional bank PFHD. Actually might be a good one to DCA in to if the recession is mild.

>>49972629
I don’t know about liver damage medicine. Is this because of munky pox or drinking too much during an economic downturn?

>>49972768
>>49972731
Oh shit, jrannies nuked that quick. Look I was just making a joke about professional stock to keep it related. Plz don't nuke me.

>>49972627
yeah, printing incurs a future tax that can only be paid off if the economy is doing well.
the anticipated 2020 cool-off-and-land-softly-on-mild-recession couldn't happen because of the coof, so they printed their way out of it, since demand and the economy will surely come back post-coof. unfortunately, enemies of the west were able to smell that blood and acted upon it, so now central banks are in hot water because the expected recovery is screwed. at this point, the only question is whether we'll be able to recover from what's coming now.

>>49972777
Tembexa (generic: Brincidofovir) is an approved drug to treat smallpox. Chimerix (CMRX) recently closed a $23m deal with Canada to supply the treat as indicated for the mpox. However, as others have pointed out, it can cause severe liver damage, it's basically poison.
Ergo, if there is widespread adoption of the drug in Canada, there will be a demand for supplemental medications to treat it too. Trying to think 2 steps ahead here.

>>49972833
Unless they go full retard COVID mode and lock everything down I think only a percentage of those who receive the vaccine will get liver damage. Probably not a great gamble, t b h. We’re talking a fraction of a fraction of the population.

>>49971525
I was scared when search didn’t find it!

TYPE TICKER Name
Janitors CLX Clorox (140.75)
Tongue BDR Blonder Tongue Labs, Inc. (.30)
My BMY Bristol-Myers Squibb Company (BMY) (78.96)
Anus ANGVF Angus Gold Inc. (ANGVF)(0.5950)

CL Colgate is unironically doing really well for getting that taste out of your mouth. It actually might be green next week.

An we get some jannies that have some what of a clue how the stock market works?

>>49972884
If the vaccine gets mandated by the government it's safe to assume all side effects will be covered up and ignored. This probably still applies if it is not mandated but if the government purchases doses.

>>49972697
which one is that, i havent heard of that fund? AVUV is your best best

>>49972921
It's a hypothetical Emerging Markets Small Cap Value ETF. They have EM small cap and EM value, but not EM SCV.

>>49972884
Yeah so what I'll do is buy 100 or 200 shares of a fairly cheap, optionable company and I'll time my entry using TA over the next week or so. They wouldn't dare announce anything spooky with Pride Month, they'll wait.
I'll make sure it's an established company too, with adequate balance sheets, and just write calls out for a few months until I retain an acceptable amount of money and then exit the position around where I entered.

>>49972907

what's the point in buying indexes when buying the blue chip names directly offer far better returns?

>>49972664
Thinking of buying 100 shares of STLA next week.

>>49971810
>Haha silly goy only by spending hours looking over complex charts that can be meaningless tommorow will make you money
>Oh silly goy you should know the game was rigged thanks for your money
>Sorry Goy buy you are priced out
Well I guess I will just buy the market and reinvest dividends.
>G-goy y-you can't do that! We are the market you have to try and beat us with your arms and legs tied behind your back and you can only hit us with a twig! Stop it goy who is going to hold our bags!
Haha ETF go VOOOOOOOOOO~

>>49972995
Because you aren't going to pick out the next blue chip company that will do well 20 years from now.

>>49972995
Yeah man just go all in on BB in 2000 and hold.
Not all popular stocks keep going up.

What are the hottest penny stocks around right now?

>>49973033
>>49973041
still beat the market until ~2020 :^)

>>49973076
OMID is poised for particularly large gains ;)

Anybody know the link for the movie? Or does it get posted later?

Did anyone else buy RCL? I shilled it and made decent profit.
Will sell and buy more for the future.

>>49971690
>>49971614
they will buy the green rocks at a reasonable market price of 200$ and they will be happy

>>49973117
For me it's ZOM

>>49973096
$6 a share isn't that bad. I could buy 100-200 shares for a lark and then just write calls every time reddit pumps it and profit from IV crush. Wouldn't be a bad company to keep in my pocket

Rabbi Ben Gorelick is facing up to 32 years in prison for distributing psychedelics. His defense rests on the argument that tripping is a Jewish rite

John Semley
Sat 25 Jun 2022 06.00 EDT. Original story in The Guardian


On 10 January, just as the sun was setting behind the Rocky Mountains, uniformed narcotics officers raided an industrial storage facility in Denver’s north end, in a commercial strip between a coffee wholesaler and a plumbing supply store. There, they found scales, petri dishes, grow tents and multiple white miniature freezer units, jam-packed with several pounds of magic mushrooms.

The facility was linked to Benjamin Gorelick, a rabbi who leads the Sacred Tribe, a multi-faith membership-based non-profit, which Gorelick calls a “synagogue”. The Sacred Tribe counts about 270 members and Jewishness is not a precondition of membership. (According to its website, they even welcome “rascally atheists”.) The Sacred Tribe celebrates the Jewish high holidays, hosts breath-work seminars, and routinely congregates for a “sacred sacrament”, in which the mushrooms feature.

>>49972995
I have a strategy that buys high dividend sp500 stocks that have fallen from their 52 wk highs and arent retarded.

and then borrow from the gains to buy another stock that fits that same criteria.

ideally I never sell and pay taxes, and I slowly pick up everything in the sp500 thats decent.
(of course I'm willing to sell but I always want to hold for at least a year anyways)

I feel comfortable having a margin balance of around my annual post tax income. and as my asset base increases the chances I get margin called continually decrease.

basically I keep borrowing 40k and every year you pay it back faster and faster as you accumulate stock.

this market is fake and gay and the best things that my fit my criteria are T and VZ.

this would work really well with a high quality dividend etf that pays around 3%. you'd literally never ever need to sell to switch companies. but obviously like you said, the pure play has higher returns.

some people dont mind getting good enough results with minimal effort. especially with money. lots of people are bad at money.

>>49973020
I'm starting to see the crypto ads aimed at niggers switching to stock ads, they're going after new cattle

NIGGER TRANNYJANNY TONGUES MY ANUS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>49973292
What, you mean to get blacks into equities now? They must be looking for exit liquidity. I heard black people are usually a top signal.

>>49973117
>Anybody know the link for the movie?
Gets posted around 10:45 EST

>>49973330
Thanks fren.

SIGA?

>>49973326
Black people don’t stick with investing. I work with a bunch of them. I convinced ONE to open a robinhood account 2 years ago. I bought TOPS, PCG, and some other bullshit and didn’t do anything after. Every time I bring it up he says “aww yeeaa bruh I gotta puh summo in deh”. Bought a $60k truck instead and pays over $1,000/mo on it.

>>49972995
>>49973096
Because buying QQQ buys those 2 stocks while not holding the same long term risk and volatility. The general rule is you should buy both anyway anon. If you WANT those stocks and believe in them long term then buy the shit out of them.

The biggest issue is how long can these companies continue beating the market? Can they beat the market for another 10-20 years. If your answer is yes then buy NVIDIA/APPL. If your answer is no then buy the market. If your answer if I don't know then buy a mix of both. If your answer is I don't care I trade options and hold short then why do you care retard?

The thing is yes stocks beat the market but they won't always beat the market someone will come eventually and unseat APPL or at the very least knock them down a few tiers. Everyone forgets AAPL was trading like a penny stock for decades and there are many stocks that were "beating" the market that never recovered. Hell Enron beat the market.

What's the MO replacement? I don't know another stock that is(was) that stable while paying out such high dividends.
I don't feel comfortable holding it after the pay out next month desu.
I could switch to other stable ones like KO but it pats out less.

>>49973373
He* bought

>>49973326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeW9Rrr2ayU

>>49973386
MO is still MO. I like BTI more, personally.

>>49973394
Lol always fuckin basketball. I’d be offended by this shit if I was black.

>>49973394
Sheeeesh Lauren simmons lookin kinda kewt tho fr

>>49973373
I met a black woman at work. She saved a lot of money has her 401k set up with an IRA and a lot budgeting. She completely refuses to invest very odd. She reads a lot of financial books has 3 bank accounts because of one I guess.
Another coworker white liberal guy inherited monet from his grandad but refuses to invest in anything he morally disagrees with. But he puts in pharmaceuticals based off of a financial advisor.
>>49973411
The tobacco talk is too radical for me. If juul actually gets banned MO gets a huge knock. Same with the other regulations.
I don't think they're likely to go through but it's a huge risk.
Even the soda regulations going around aren't as dangerous.

>>49973361
Interesting, so catholic priests have already joggerpox

>>49973511
kids are more at risk of being molested by jews and public school teachers no meme

>>49973492
Isn’t MO’s 35% stake in JUUL a loss?
What will people do when they can’t buy JUUL?
They’ll go back to cigarettes.
t. Smoker that also JUULs sometimes.
I actually switched to vape years ago, but California made it a pain in the ass to get it, so I just went back to cigarettes.

Chimerex sounds like the mission impossible drug

>>49973492
It’s really not that simple. MO owns 30 something percent of Juul and as far as I know, it doesn’t show up on their financials right now. The fda decision will be appealed, and MO owns other vape products not getting banned. The lowering of nicotine in cigarettes proposal is certainly more worrying, however, that’s years away, might not happen, and states and municipalities make billions off taxing tobacco—so there could be legit pushback beyond consumers. Past regulations have let MO corner the market, too.

>>49973377
buying qqq also gives you exposure to the shit stocks in the nasdaq. So long as they hold relative strength to the market, I don't see why I would consider selling. That being said, I don't plan on leaving my positions unhedged to avoid an enron.

>>49973617
I've also heard that MO gets knocked down occasionally, then lawmakers buy it up.

>>49973617
Exactly, the juul thing is really the worst thing for people who switched from smoking and eliminated all the tar going in to their lungs. Now they’ll be forced to quit or buy cigs. Most will not quit. The government is absolutely retarded for this.
Didn’t the UK embrace smokeless options to help combat cigarette smoking?

>>49973678
>The government is absolutely retarded for this
I don't know, it sounds pretty bullish for investors in big tobacco.

>>49973663
True but the belief is that one of those shit stocks could become the next TSLA or APPL. Also there is a reason no one tells you to build a portfolio on the back of QQQ or the Nasdaq.

>>49973492
>refuses to invest in anything he morally disagrees with.
Doesn't everyone do this? Why would you invest in something you actively dislike existing?

Personally, I invest heavily in oil, video games and anime. I avoid most big tech (like FB, AAPL, TSLA), cigarettes, pharma, insurance, and banks.

>Korea has a musical festival
>but its swimsuits
FUCK BROS I COULD HAVE DID SOMETHING FUN THIS SUMMER INSTEAD OF BUYING SOXL AT THE FIRST DROP FROM THE TOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49973678
Brotip - disposable vapes are dogshit. Just make your own and buy your own vape juice, it is tremendously cheaper and you don't have to worry (as much) about getting an inferior product that is blowing an assload of heavy metals into your lungs. Also, literal children who are disproportionately JUUL purchasers either directly or by proxy don't need to have something that easily concealable which can also take THC pods that can earn them two felonies for the price of one before they're even old enough to get out of highschool. Make your own fucking vape, buy your own fucking juice, or kill yourself with ciggies. Those are the options. Smokeless tobacco fucks up your mouth and throat and tongue instead and isn't much better. Or have some actual self control and quit nicotine and save it for special occasions and cigars. Fucks sake.

>>49973744
>Why would you invest in something you actively dislike existing?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1656194830271.webm

>>49973744
No? That's retarded.

>>49973795
I did build my own. They banned all devices and juices here. All vape shops went out of business.
I still order juice for my wife’s Nord online, but I’m not going through all that for a bit. I’ll stick to my American spirits.

>>49973795
>heavy metals

You have no idea what you’re talking about, do you?

>>49973795
I also don’t give a shit if kids juul. It’s not my problem. Kids have always got in to smoking something. They all smoke weed and drink anyway in HS. Where’s the war on pot and alcohol?
I have my own kids to raise and worry about.

The JUUL ban was rejected by a Federal Judge.
Part of the reason was because JUUL was being banned but its competitors weren't, despite doing the exact same fucken thing. And they are right, it screamed of massive corruption.
Now we will see if they will try again by banning all of them or if it really was just corruption.

>>49973744
I am a healthy person but I personally believe most people are fat, becoming fatter and have addictive personalities, so I invest in cigarette companies and medical companies that profit off fat retards. I dont smoke cigs and I rarely go to the doctor. See how that makes sense in spite of those things?

The videogames thing--I bet you dont like Blizzard and wouldnt invest in them because 'muh diablo immortal'--however, they're going to make fucking buckets of money off that game

>>49973795
That's metal
In your lungs

>>49973909
>this fucken commercial

so.. when does the bear market rally die?
maybe Thursday at 8:30am when we get PCE?
or perhaps we'll see even more signs of inflation "peaking" in the PCE, and it'll help the rally gain even more legs, before the next CPI report on July 13 8:30am
FOMC July 27th 2:00pm

SIGA pre-market is going to be an absolute roller coaster.

ALSO
Movie Night better be a horror movie or we riot

>>49973909
Someone finally figured out it was bait, kek. I actually don't have a problem with disposable vapes and used them myself to quit smoking and eventually quit nicotine, because I'd rather not die in my 60's of a heart attack. Juul's got banned because virtue signaling faggots noticed it's disproportionately kids using them and it's really easy to get libtards and conservacucks alike to fall for a lie if you throw in some "what about da keeeeeds" messaging. Just fucking make your own mod or smoke tar sticks or quit instead of paying 10-20x the cost of the juice for a plastic pod with lead solder that will definitely give you cancer if you're not using it to quit. Also, using vapes to quit in and of itself is stupid, just fucking nut up and go three days without nicotine and quit being a faggot finding excuses. Not that hard.

>>49973908
>however, they're going to make fucking buckets of money off that game
Not as much as you might think if they keep getting cockblocked out of China.

>>49973882
i think biden gets off from being humiliated by judges

>>49973908
Yeah I hate that ATVI is in my etfs. I don’t care about the ingame shop. It’s the pandering to faggotry and diversity.
I like smoking though, so I don’t mind investing in my favorite tobacco companies.

>>49973932
>so.. when does the bear market rally die?
Market catalysts this week. Also Tuesday sundown is the start of a new month of the Hebrew calendar (Tammuz)

>>49973932
It wil pull back starting Monday and pump again after PCE

>>49973932
when something that's not priced in happens

>>49973976
>G7 meetings

might this be the most insufferable summit yet?

>>49971650
id get 10m and then get contact email from everyone and hope youre all poorfags, i squeeze around 15% out of my trading acc per month, so if there were 60 posters (?) and their average net worth 300k, id still be able to pay everyones shit in 5 or so years

>>49973965
this
quitting cold turkey is way easier than for example losing 50 pounds or going to the gym 3x a week for a year. just fucking do it

>>49972097
who are you
who who
who who

>>49973744
Bro I just want to make money.

SIGA is gonna moon next week. Side note, Detroit style pizza is goat. Don't @ me floppy penis NY faggots or Chicago casserole pizza chuds.

>>49974122
Looks like one monkey...
>puts on sunglasses
...got out of his cage
>"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

>>49973976
Jesus that's a rough week

>>49973944
If not leon, maybe scream?
Haha, could you imagine if it was "scary movie"?

>>49974165
I tune in to smg to watch horror movies with the boys, not dramas.

>>49974147
SIGA is cringe, but Detroit pizza is dangerously based

>>49974159
In particular, what looks the most concerning? I know the PCE index is probably the big one

>>49973799
fuck off rudy
I bought into the sealed product ponzi because of you and it's not going up in value.

>>49974179
I don't like when Jerome Powell opens his mouth. Bad shit always happens

>>49974177
Stay poor but thanks for appreciating DSP.

>>49973976
>not End of quarter Stock/Bond rebalancing
I don't think you've been paying attention

BUY SQQQ THIS FRIDAY

>>49974147
Maybe I will go get a Seattle style pizza later this evening! They are quite good

>>49973492
MO bought just enough to make some profit from JUUL if it took off but not enough to be financially responsible or screwed if they got hit with a lawsuit and/or regulated out of business. MO still has some good years ahead of it.

>>49973932
When a company's earnings are bad, guidance is bad, cpi is higher, recession is confirmed, any reason why we would need a 100 bps hike, mainly earnings going lower

The reason we rallied was Michigan Feds survey of expected inflation went lower, not only that commodities have gone down a lot, gas went down 10% at the pump, and we're at a peak Bearish indicator of 0 on the bank of America bear bull index, very oversold, due for a bounce, could go to 4100 next week. Bobo be heemed

don't look at btc bobros...

>>49973744
>Doesn't everyone do this?
Not me. I invest with my wallet. Not my feelings.

>>49974205
What card is that? It's a creature yet has no type. There is nothing like that for 3B 2/2.

>>49974182
I wish I was Rudy. Modern sealed hasn't been performing very well for me. I grabbed OGW because it was old and cheap, and it's been doing fairly well. Mystery Booster has been the best, because it was a specialty product. Been doing better by buying cheap collections and piecing out the singles. Last one I bought was like 2.5 years ago and I'm still getting around to posting rares on ebay. I make about $250/quarter on it, though.

>>49974320
Wait what? I'm not sure how my top chart got fucked, this is the actual numbers

What sector will have line go up in the next 6-12 months

what platform is the easiest to get access to level 3 options access on? im trying to lose my money in more intricate ways

SIGA BROS ARE GOING TO GET FUCKING HEEMED MONDAY

SIGA sisters. WTF is going on??? We going down?

>>49974422
guys the more gay sex the more we can get those numbers up, i wanna see dick in your mouths and asses 24/7 until SIGA hits 100

>>49974422
good

>>49974422
The WHO literally over the course of 2 days said combat racism is a pandemic and is nothing to worry about. This is all a charade to get through faggot month. After this month this disease will be a global emergency.

>>49974147
I've only eaten Dominos or Pizza Hut pizza, maybe sometimes some offbeat chain brand like Papa Johns. Still not gonna eat memeshit pizza but I will buy SIGA since your picks have been spot on lately.

>>49974411
Inverse ETFs

GAYSEX BROS, ITS OVER HAHAHAHAHA

>>49974411
Energy cannot be stopped

>>49974422
WHO is saying this because it isn't "extraordinary" as it's already been in Africa for many years
if they declare it a PHEIC now, they will be declared to be racist, as they didn't declare it a PHEIC when it was impacting only African countries
the other doctors on the panel strongly disagreed with Tedros, but he overruled them by reminding them about the definition of "extraordinary"
we'll see
we just had first case in a child in France

>>49971514
What the fuck is this you idiot

>>49974553
The proper thread was deleted by the jannies.

>>49974544
You idiots are missing the bigger picture. Covid was a nothingburger that the left made out to be an apocalypse, nigger bumps is a serious illness that should be monitored closely. Don't get it?!? Do the opposite of what the left says. You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy SIGA and get ahead of this thing but some of you tards are still be stubborn.

>>49974477
Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

>>49972594
Why does the government make these Gaslighting Images and spread them around the site? what is their endgame?

>>49974615
Always inverse /smg/.

>>49974615
>inverse the left
>and instead listen to me, a fat bald kike that fucks trannies

SIGAbros...

Ok faggots, this my copyrighted idea so you gotta pay me royalties when you make money off of it, but we buy up all the Juuls we can find left IRL and online, and then sell them for a 400% markup as a collectors item in 1-2 years

>>49974745
did anyone else ever wonder about the ethics of having both a welfare state and assisted suicide?

>>49974553
I forgot

>>49974615
Based Rocker.
We are probably gonna see some extreme (((Tricks))) next week. I think I'm just gonna walk away for three months and come back to $50 a share.

>>49974807
Try not to think about it.

>>49974807
What's special about those two things together?

>>49974513
Not safe

>>49974745
>Nitrogen asphyxiation
Holy based. Literally the cleanest most painless way to die. They might actually shut it down if it becomes too popular.

>>49974807
Life is a cruel and meaningless farce. If the elites want more wagies then they should create a world worth living in.

>>49974807
>and why that's a good thing

>>49974832
the incentives are fucked

>>49974553
Jannies can't delete what can't be found.

>>49974553
Just type "stock" in the search bar ya dingus

>>49971514
Where the FUCK is the /smg/ tag so I can easily search for this piece of shit thread. You fucking suck whoever baked this.

>>49974912
DO NOT MOCK JANITORS OR YOU WILL BE BANNED SIR

>>49974924
Honestly, the Jannies really do care about us and want us to continue living happy and productive lives. They honestly might be the only people in the whole world who care about our wellbeing. Please don't be rude to them, and honestly you should consider voting to give them a 10% raise.

>>49974745
How fucked up do you have to be to live in Switzerland and still want to die?

I like growth stocks.

>https://academy.investopedia.com/

Is this worth it to become a day trader and learn stocks sirs?

>>49974944
all of europe is mentally ill
Ironically eastern europe is the least pozzed at this point in history
sad but true

>>49974899
They created this as an alternative to wagies Allah Snack Barring themselves at the work place.

>>49974923
The proper thread was deleted. We have to go incognito. Jannies are pretty upset at us right now.

>>49974991
no its not, its a third world tier shithole

I wonder how hyperinflation will affect the stock market as a whole?

>>49974924
>>49974942
I would never say anything to demean them. The free labor market is a very important part of our economy.

>>49974991
Don’t have to tell me. I live here.
>>49975022
You too are correct but the lack of brown people makes it bearable.

>>49974422
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/1-says-monkeypix-not-yet-231127668.html
>But others said the outbreak met the criteria to be called an emergency.
>Gregg Gonsalves, an associate professor of epidemiology at Yale University who advised the committee but who is not a member of WHO, told Reuters by email on Saturday that he thought the decision was "misguided".
>"It met all the criteria but they decided to punt on this momentous decision," he said.
interesting - Gonsalves was on the panel
https://www.who.int/news/item/23-06-2022-ihr-emergency-committee-regarding-the-multi-country-outbreak-of-monkeypix
>pic related
The reports all made it sound like a bunch of the advisors disagreed strongly and vocally with Tedros, this corroborates further - if they went and emailed reuters the day of the release to strongly criticize it

>>49975022
stfu przemek, we all know how nice you have it, and we gonna move to your country and gay up the place until you are as miserable as we are.

>>49975089

jannies are NIGGERS

>>49974615
I’m buying more on Monday along with more BVNRY. I can’t believe I’m being given the opportunity to accumulate so slowly and methodically with this situation.

>>49974942
I know we need jannies for spam threads and illegal shit but deleting individual posts in a general seems pretty useless when /smg/gers keep threads open so we still see all the posts they delete anyway.

>>49974715
Listen hear zoomer lanklet, when I was in my 20's I always had pussy. All you had to do was go to the bar after your shift at the bar. You pathetic zoomers will never get to experience getting easy pussy. You faggots have to go through "sex interviews" on tinder before you can touch puss. It's amazing how much better my 20's were compared to your whole life. Lol....lmao. Fucking idiots, buy SIGA and retire.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dSlYFtXENPo&feature=share

>>49975108
Would anyone in the real world take advice from a Doctor from DRO Congo? This must be a diversity hire.

>>49974923
I forgot

>>49975115
Is it enjoyment of pain that keeps them being shitters?
While we are on the topic of Jannies, I suspect CL Colgate-Palm olive stock is worth keeping an eye on.

>>49975144
I'm the same age as you and only once ever got pussy from a bar, and it was a fat black woman who was so fat I couldn't stay hard. So don't talk about how easy it is, you're fucking lying to these kiddos

>>49975089
>>49975108
>>49975171

This single decision will cement the WHO as the ultimate scapegoat for this pandemic. Long term bullish for SIGA.

>>49975144
Tiny Jewish penis YouTuber has an opinion everyone. Lets point and laugh at these siga baggies

>>49975189
Think about the type of people that would moderate a message board or chat room for free:
>the mentally ill
>losers that think they are God's gift to the internet for deleting comments that don't fit their grand vision of a utopian internet
>kids pretending to be adults
>3rd worlders pretending to be humans

>>49975190
I had the same experience. I’m good looking though, so there’s that.

>>49975118
What’s the alpha on BVNRY vs SIGA? I know BVNRY has the most doses being delivered currently, but do they also have a more robust manufacturing capacity?

>>49975231
I think jannies are pedos trying to expand their collections.

>>49975231
Wanna be bullies and control freaks who are too afraid to join the police force or military.

>>49975237
BVNRY = the best vaccine available
SIGA = the best antiviral available

>>49975237
Thru coincidentally we’re building more facility to increase production before this even became a headline. There are too many coincidences, anon. Something is brewing.

>>49975190
Did she have big floppy sheboon tiddies?

>>49975269
Yes, she made me play with them

>>49975190
>>49975219
That's because you fags didn't apply yourselves. When I was in my early 20's it wasn't a matter of if I was getting laid, it was a matter of who I slept with. If you were a bartender and didn't get laid, it's because you're autistic. I worked out 6 days a week. You know what, don't buy SIGA. You don't deserve money.

Coincidences. Bizarre.

>>49975213
They said the same thing about SARS-CoV-2 in late 2019 and early 2020.

>>49975304
>If you were a bartender and didn't get laid, it's because you're autistic.
Well, I never was a bartender. And yes I am probably undiagnosed autistic. I used to go to bars and just sit there in silence because I didn't want to bother anyone.

Gonna kms Monday

NIGGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

49975361
Well that was fast

>>49975349
We’ve been telling everyone to buy and hold shares. This isn’t a good stock for options. Too much suppression and manipulation surrounding the topic.

If the market isnt blood red next week, my children aren’t going to be eating well for at least the rest of the year

>>49975448
Bullish for the meltup, anon's kids are eating rice and beans all the way till Christmas

>>49975349
YOU FUCKEN IDIOTS SMG I PUT NO OPTIONS IN THE INFO GRAPH HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU

Is ASTR still scheduled for liftoff tomorrow?

>>49975526
No because tomorrow is Sunday

>>49974907
How?

>>49975493
greed kills
I fucked myself with options too when i would have been fine just by buying shares
>if I know it’s going to go up/down then why not just buy options and make even more?!
literally retard tier logic
greed kills nigguh

>>49971514
Banned but I’m still phoneposting. Jannies, you’re fucking faggots. I was talking about the labor force but you know nothing about economics. Go back to your fucking crypto, faggots, I’m still going to movie night and you still don’t have any friends with an unretired penis. Faggots.

We are certifiably worse than gme

>>49975540
Fugg. I meant Monday. It’s been a long week, anon.

>>49975448
Kids are not that picky. Just drain water from pic related. Mix in some mayo, cooked chicken, and add flavor packet. Serve with chopped apples and walnuts. Decent cheap meal.

>>49975594
>unretired penis
that’s the magic of viagra anon

>>49975607
Anon, you could just give them a can of soup instead of a bag of cancer.
Ground turkey with rice and peas even.
t. Dad

>>49975607
did you just recommend mayo, apples, and walnuts in fucking ramen? Disgusting.

>>49974513
I’m leaning towards finance and insurance being the winners during high inflation + recession times

>>49975636
Hi dad. How do I meet a wife and become a dad myself?

>>49975607
Not bad anon. I’ve never heard of trying with mayo. I’m gonna try it even if they get saved next week

>>49975636
>bag of cancer
You do realize you need to remove the packaging before eating right?

>>49975655
Start by throwing away everything in that photo.

>>49975630
This just earned you faggots a double weeks’ worth of shitting up the thread as soon as I get unbanned. Yeah, buddy. Maybe a fortnight. You just try me again *slrrp* too late I’ve made my decision. Gonna be a WHOLE LOTTA American flags and veiled dark Maga comin’ their way shortly, just keep their faggot shit up and they’ll see. Really. It’s gonna be bad for you now.

The regs here will hate you.

>>49975655
stop cooming, stop anime, go to church, find wholesome homely woman, cum in her liberally
t. poor dad

>>49975647
It’s basically a Waldorf salad with noodles. Nothing disgusting about it.

Yeah I think this one is definitely it

>>49975677
anon what are you talking about
are you okay?

>>49975306
Yeah, and they were the scapegoat. Even Dems we’re saying the WHO didn’t act quickly enough.

Smg, please stop buying options on SIGA.
The pox is spreading, it will be a huge thing, but the corruption and politics involved, plus Wallstreet accumulation and manipulation, etc.
Stop buying Options. Why can't you just be normal and buy shares? What the fuck?

>>49975448
I just came up with something. This serves two.
60grams flour, spoon of salt, spoon of brown sugar, 2 eggs, double splash of spaghetti sauce, splash of $0Y sauce . Mix the hell out of it. Add in a half can of salmon (or what ever meat you can afford). Add 1/4 head of thinly diced cabbage. Mix.
Cook it like a pancake. I just made some and it's not bad.
>>49975636
>>49975607
I've been making my own ramen noodles with a pasta hand crank. Takes a lot of time, but it lets you turn flour, salt and baking soda in to ramen noodles.
The flavor packets are cancer. You can make your own broth but I recommend starting with oxo buillion and little bit of anchovie paste. You can make those gooey eggs if you just follow some simple directions.
Cook the egg in already boiling water that more than covers it for 6 minutes 55 seconds. Replace the water in the pot with cold water and let sit for a minute. Perfect gooey, soft boiled eggs. Thinly slice up the carrot for the soup. Cut the green onion thinly and diagonally to make it look fancy. Add whatever cheap precooked carmalized pork you can afford.

>>49975707
It’s saturday night faggot
when do the movies drop?

How many banned anons in this thread? Jfc

>>49975661
Apparently mayo can make for a good marinate

>>49975725
Saturn usually posts the movie name around 7:30 PST, movie starts at 8:00

>>49975669
Keking Noises.wav

Amazon my workplace where the wheels of logistics never stop turning. A mechanical wonderland of motion and labor that moves the world of ecommerce. Amazon warehouses are a tough place. If your not careful it will spit you up and kick you out. But if you wagie hard you can make it to management.

Right now, all across biz neets are coming from all kinds of basements to become top management. They come from all walks of life. Some have lost it all in the crypto bear market. Some have boring 401k's. But do they have what it takes to become warehouse manager?

>>49975725
Only 2.5 more hours

>>49975729
i would hate my ancestors if that was my penis. its so pale i think this is the only time its ever left its crusty lair

>>49975677
You gunna do an update this week or what? Stop being so butt hurt.

>>49975703
>salad
well i am a carnivore so that probably explains my natural aversion. I think you could do a lot better focusing on the more savory aspects of ramen. Garlic, onions, msg, and mirin should do it quite nice. Assuming you cook ramen stovetop and not sovlless m*crowave
>>49975669
>>49975680
Your advice is surprisingly practical and easy. Will do.

>>49974320
I bought Jump/Start :(
Still waiting for this recession to force people to sell their collection, and hopefully mtg doesn't crash as an asset completely.

>>49975729
Say we were banned in Minecraft like twice. Why would we out ourselves just to get banned again?

>>49975725
Found yooouuu, faggot :) :) :^)
Talk about business, you fuckin’ creep-ass, fuckin’ faggot ass, fuckin’ coward ass, impotent bitch.
POST AN ANIME GIRL. SHILL A STOCK. QUIT BEING A KEK WHO CAN’T PROTECT OR DEFEND ANYBODYYYY
>bows.

>>49975801
I boil water first and pour over ramen and let soak. Boiling noodles in water is bad and microwaving is just haram

ITT WE GIVR TRANNY FAGGOTS THE IMPOTENT ATTENTION THEY NEED TO JUST JERK OFF ONCE TODAY. THE HRT IS SO INTENSE, IT’S HARD TO JERK OFF ANYMORE, BUT JANNIES FIND A WAY.

THAT’S WHY I BUY SIGA. SIGA SIGA SIGA. FAGGOTS ARE AN ISSUE, CLEARLY! WE MUST MAKE VACCINES AND PROOOOTECT THEM; I’M PROOOOTEEEECTIIING.

I am making a mistake and fucking crazy tonight boys

>>49975977
Don't be silly. Wrap that willy at least.

>>49975977
F

>>49975977
mistakes are temporary
regret is forever

>>49975977
>putting your dick in a woman you wouldn't want to raise a child with
Retarded, just jerk off instead.
>hurr jerking off is bad for you
Sure, not as bad as fucking dumb sluts and catching herpes and medically resistant gonorrhea or monkeyp()x

Hey, any of you glowie faggots know how I can find the “purple markets” that trade like landscape evolution models ‘n’ shit

BREAKER, BREAKER. THE SHIELD WALL IS FAILING. WE NEED FAGGOTS, ALL FAGGOTS TO REDUCE THEIR REARS TO ALL POSITIONS ON DECK, I REPEAT. ALL ASSES ON DECK. WE’RE GONNA LICK THIS THING!!!
>SIGA approaches

>>49975966
>>49975991
How you anons meet? You seem so familiar.

Fuck I need to sober up so I can drive to Wendys before Movie Nite

>>49975934
ok have it your way faggot
short siga
long spxs
short rocker
short anime
long mo

>>49975985
Always do
>>49975991
She is getting f'd
>>49975999
At least point the mistake has already been made. Im strapped in for the ride now
>>49976021
Im going to fuck the liberal out of her if she brings up roe v. Wade.

>>49975977
Living dangerously. I like it

>>49976072
Dont have stuff to cook at home?

>>49976100
My dad died last week. I have no reason to stay where I live anymore so next year I might just save up some and bum around south america for a year.

>>49975977

please tell me i didn't miss the oil dip, I really thought we had lower to go

The protests are turning out to be a nothing burger. Short POWW.

>paper straws for caprisuns
Jesus fucking christ, absolute retards

>>49976197
Who's protesting now?

>>49976135
It's natural to feel overwhelmed and even lost after the death of a father. The pain of losing a parent is unlike any other, and it can be difficult to cope with the sudden change and emptiness that's left behind. But it's important to remember that you are not alone. Millions of people have experienced the same loss as you, and many have found ways to carry on and even find happiness again. There is no right or wrong way to grieve, so don't be afraid to express your emotions and let yourself feel whatever you need to. In time, the pain will start to ease and you will be able to create new memories and a new life without your father.

Didn't see this thread because it dind't have SMG in the title

>>49976201
Why do you hate sea turtles?

>>49976247
We’re hiding from the jannies.

>>49976247
I forgot

>>49976243
Happiness is sticking my dick in crazy and beating her up with my dick. Itll be healthy that way I dont go fighting homeless people and working my way up. I dont need proselytizing, I hate american culture sincerely.

>>49976287
yet you emulate Patrick Bateman from American Psycho
curious!

>>49976314
To new beginnings then.

I offer this gypsy curse against all enemies of rocker and his tribe
and against the market
may it bleed and die allahuackbar
https://youtu.be/2eYuF9lG09g

>>49976242
Roasties of all ages and simps.

*declares you a nothingburger*

what the fuck is his problem bros

>>49976345
>you dont understand i just have to have sex with random strangers ok?

>>49976287
I never know what to say to folks who bring up a death. That post was AI generated.

>>49976357
Supreme court is going to be forced to act if one if the states refuses to recognize fag marriage. That is a haymaker though.

>>49976337
Ezma must have had some serious parent issues growing up to do this song with such feeling.

>>49976381
Im kinda over people asking if I am alright because thats what society expects them to do. I am perfectly fine mentally but with my dad gone I have little reason to stay in my area anymore.

>>49976397
let’s have scotus act when some states refuse to recognize female suffrage
That would be some bullish news for a change

>>49976107
Yeah but I just have frozen metaballs and I don't want those

>>49976472
Tomato based sauces are blessed. I need to get more fresh and spicy paprika.

>>49976489
Actually, I also have more burgers to grill, but I also really want a Frosty...

>>49976500
Fatass you could just have more alcohol instead

>>49976355
His entire board disagreed with him and then wrote to various outlets about their disagreements.
Is he secretly trying to let us get more SIGA?

Anyone looking at Bavarian Nordic?

>>49976397
Anyone else think that the SCOTUS is just daring the libs to attack their building?

>>49975869
>>49975869
>>49975869
>>49975869
i guess

>>49973908
I have a threshold of tolerance in my investments.
GOOG and AMZN are infested with liberal beliefs but they still develop good, value adding products/platforms so I'll invest in them. AAPL is just dogshit and aggressively pursue illegal monopolistic policies, so I'd never touch that.
Gacha games don't really bother me unless it involves pvp. I don't really see gambling as a bad thing, and games need some form of monetization or they wouldn't exist. However, I wouldn't invest in ATVI simply due to the fact that they shit all over world of warcraft. The game used to be pretty good. Right now my biggest gaming related investment is kadokawa for FromSoftware.

Insurance, banking, and pharma/biotech are all trashy scam industries with trashy scam business models. Technically there are some innovative biotech companies that solve real problems, but on the whole its not an industry that makes sense operating as a for-profit business.

>>49976549
I bought BVNRY over a month ago.

>>49976601
Why no links fren?

>>49976508
I only have 1 beer left
Plan is to go to Wendys, get a chicken sandwich and frosty, eat that, then beer, then maybe a bottle of wine

>>49976637
Dunno. I didn't make the thread. The links were posted a few posts into the thread though

>>49976610
>he doesnt like AAPL because they pursue monopolistic policies

strange, i like them for that very reason

>>49976643
based fast food hedonist

>>49976095
> Im going to fuck the liberal out of her if she brings up roe v. Wade.

I hope you live in a red state so you nut in her and she’s forced to have a baby.

I got a hooker. It was underwhelming as expected . Wanted to see what all the hype was about. If pussy was a stock it would be a bubble. Tried missionary but I sucked at the movement. She got on top an rode me while I just held on. It felt better and I came fast. She was like you came already? Well I only bought half an hour so yeah I'm getting my moneys worth. And I wasted like 10 min at the start showering and getting into the mood.

>>49977000
Where do you find one without going all the way to Nevada?

>>49977045
Not US. Anyway that's how I lost my virginity. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she was my first. She thought I was kidding. I was like no I'm serious. Afterwards I read her some poetry for the remainder of my time. She said she liked it (the poetry) , but since I paid her to like it, I can't take her by her word

>>49977000
I always figured it couldn't be that special as everyone makes it out to be. Then the whole circumstance where I exchanged money for access to her body made it uncomfortable and awkward. I will say though the rush of endorphins I got when I walked home was pretty great. But the sex, well it was as some would say a " few minutes of sticky friction" So here's my business advice since I'm on biz and everything: Pussy isn't worth it, especially if you're beating yourself up over it. They try to make you chase it by firstly rejecting you so you feel like you actually achieved something special once you get access. It's a cocktail of manipulation, psychology, chemicals and fomo mixed with nature's drive to bust. Often seems to end with buyers remorse. I already figured this beforehand but I had to see for myself and settle any doubts. Also there weren't any emotions involved so maybe that makes all the difference in relation to the act.

>>49977000
hookers are a forgettable experiance

>>49977045
any major city but they've fucked hundred of people even the pretty ones

>>49976532
Yes.

>>49975649
That's a natural assumption which couldn't be any more correct anon. Go for it.