/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is cmrx done for?

>>49963673
Y?

>>49963688
What

>>49963691
Y do you think cmrx is done for? It just started you retard

>>49963712
I don't think that I am asking if it is. I'm unsure.

hmmmm
>>49963619

taylor owns oil

>>49963739
fair enough, i appreciate all the insight you've given me tonight. my strategy right now is to play both sides of the market by buying OTM TQQQ calls on QQQ down days, and buying SQQQ on QQQ up days -- selling the calls on the opposite QQQ up/down for the day

basically a crabcore play that could potentially win bigly if a meltup/meltdown happens, while i still have my risk defined given i can't lose more than my premium if i'm wrong and they just expire OTM. not sure if any of what i just described make sense

>>49963742
The government doesn't care if it kills u. They want stock piles to show the voters they have cures.

Can someone explain why they would take money out only to put it back in? What was the point of this crab. Take your money out and put it in new investments or just leave it in you dumb fucks

>>49963931
They wanted to feel in charge anon. They wanted to feel like they had an alternative. That's why they took it out and put it back in - to prove to themselves they could.

What do you do on the weekends?

God I can't wait for next week when the meltup continues

>>49963774
Typical lesbian Investment

What's the best freight/logistics company? No low margin delivery drivers please.

>>49963987
Yard work. Excercise

>>49963987
chores, exercise + indulge in hobbies, catch up with friends, ignore my gfs friends, watch vintage porn, get stoned. Read SMG and market shit. Dream of banging 19 year olds in costa rica.

>>49963931
theres no bad news for a little bit, so people are slurping a bit, maybe traders, long term paycheck people, we were so bearish and extreme oversold, we were due for a rally, just enjoy it bobo we going to 4100

>>49964117
smoking weed and banging 19y year olds in Rosta Rica ..
wgmi fren

>>49963619
I never read these smg threads, but you guys have the best opening memes

>>49964202
>oversold
spy will never (never ever) be above 400 again
zoom out faggot

Tech sisters :)
We won, bears never get to cum

>>49964373
why is cathy so excited about all that garbage

>>49964456
That's her job

>>49964456
>why is cathy so excited about all that garbage

Signs that oil hasn't topped

-reddit is back to shittalking oil and buying shitty tech companies

Signs that oil has topped

-DWAC faggot is now shilling oil

>>49963619
"Righteousness is not turning your faces towards the east or the west. Righteous are those who believe in GOD, the Last Day, the angels, the scripture, and the prophets; and they give the money, cheerfully, to the relatives, the orphans, the needy, the traveling alien, the beggars, and to free the slaves; and they observe the Salat and give the Zakat; and they keep their word whenever they make a promise; and they steadfastly persevere in the face of persecution, hardship, and war. These are the truthful; these are the righteous." [2:177]

ARKK sisters :)
Is Cathie serious with this shit? Read the last line

>>49964577
>Righteousness is not turning your faces towards the east or the west.
>and they observe the Salat and give the Zakat
>salat, are prayers performed by Muslims. Facing the qibla, the direction of the Kaaba with respect to those praying

Are sandniggers really this stupid?

>>49963817
Crabcore?

Expectations for Monday?

>>49964648
>is a christian heresy that started in 600 really this lost
is that a rhetorical question?
either way, bearish for euro stocks

Hold me bros, I slurped GUSH after it dropped 10-20% and now I'm down another 20%+....

>>49964785
itll go back up

>>49964707
we back again baby

>>49963987
Ride my mtb around the local trails, drink with friends, grilling nice steaks, chores and thats it

>>49964478
Turns out 75 basis points is basically nothing.

Bobos seething constantly, we're out of the bottom and into the melt up. Oh what's that bobo you're upset? How about you suck on my subsidized natural gas *farts* lmao

not enough friedman posting going on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rls8H6MktrA

>>49964746
gap up to a shooting star close

I sold all of my gains I made on friday. We are going to crash next week.

>>49965024
>he sold
golden bullrun confirmed. next week all blood green

>>49965024
Peak fear achieved, golden bullrun confirmed

My id color decides next week because idk wtf is happening in this market anymore

>>49965082
checked

>>49965082
There you have it meltup confirmed. Bobos on suicide watch

>>49965082

>>49965082
bear market is over lads, that was quick. back to usual.

even caterday cant lift my spirits

How do I long coathangers?
seems to be all private companies

N

>>49962072
No problem anon.

That said.
https://pastebin.com/LdKFXwsm
http://smginvestmentopportunity.42web.io/
http://smginvestmentopportunity.42web.io/investmentopportunity.pdf

Investment opportunity is now closed. Not taking any backers. I'm going to fund it myself. Maximum gains this way I suppose. I have the transmitter purchased. Next up is range and feasibility tests to see if equipment will work as is or I will have to do the needful modification.

>>49965398
dude.. nobody wants to listen to that.. like.. literally nobody. no one
please, use you time and money to do anything else
based upon everything in your posts it seems like you have some serious mental illness going on - please seek help - really not trying to be rude, just trying to be honest and prevent you from wasting months or years of your life on this dead end
nobody wants to listen to a radio station giving commentary on planes coming and going
you're going to be transmitting on FM radio.. lmao. nobody listens to the radio anymore!
genuinely seek mental health - I am more concerned for your mental status than I am any other poster in /smg/, and that includes the lum sombrero poster

>>49965064
I know it might be a meme but anyone who thinks the bullrun will start this year at all is delusional.
There's literally no good news in sight until maybe next year or in two years, the entire market got 2 years of it's gains wiped out because the feds raised interest to a level that still won't get inflation under control and to top it off we have an entire supply chain just being fucked.
All the green days are just people who blindly "buy the dip" and hope it's gonna improve next month

We are gonna have a fucking blood bath next month. This pump feels too good to be true.

>>49965475
seconding this. please seek help anon

Any anons bought a house in the past 6-9 months?

When will this stop?

>>49965512
It's 3,5% rise after faling 26%

>>49965518
>>49965475
These are people (2 to 20 of them at a time) who already watch planes all day. Sometimes with binoculars.
I'm the crazy one?....

>>49965500
Well, delusional or not the government doesnt care about fundamentals or about realism and a free market.
If they decide to pump it they will pump it.

>>49965597
you do realize that most people at airports don't give a shit about planes and are just there waiting for the next ride to get on with their lives? they're also usually on their phones while waiting, not watching planes. and wouldn't radio frequences be a bit fuzzy at an airport where they have to use radio to communicate between planes and each other? what is the target demographic here? marketing system? do you even plan to scale?

i visited your website and it seems less like a business opportunity and more like a donation to fund someone's niche plane watching radio hobby... which is fine but please be honest with yourself and the people you are communicating with, with all due respect anon

>>49965276
A 1.6 billion dollar industry just doesn’t go away. We need to figure out where all these customers will be going in the future.

>>49965713
There's not gonna be a pump like this for a long while, the only logical thing to do is to let the market crash because right now we have an overextended and inflated market prices due to large money supply.

>>49965526
that chart looks pretty fucked, surely it cant go up

>>49965597
Based planes spotters. WAGMI

>>49965475
You did the needful anon, not out of malice but because it had to be said, and for that you have earned yourself 5 goodboy points

>>49964972
i still wonder whether friedman truly believed all the bullshit he peddled or whether it was all an elaborate ploy to help the US win the cold war through accelerating growth at the cost of everything else.

>>49964648
>Are sandniggers really this stupid
>Completely missed the point

Zakat means charity ,retard
Salat,means prayer

What this ayyah refers to is that the it doesnt matter what 'way' a person prays, it doesnt matter where he prays so long as in his heart he is pure in what he does , it also means that it doesnt matter is someone prays towards the kabaa(house of allah) but what matters is that they should pray and be absolute in there prayers as its benefits are for themselves

Maybe learn how to comprehend sentences before making stupid statements.

>Dow 31478.00 +806.00 +2.63%
>S&P 500 3914.75 +115.00 +3.03%
>Nasdaq 100 12132.75 +395.25 +3.37%

Are you okay, Bobo? Bobo? Are you okay?

>>49964773
'Christian heresy'

Both religeons come from The Middle East ,Eurocuck

You eurocucks disputed christianity when you were worshipping sun and stones you build with your own hands,how long till you change again?

>>49965981
pathetic bear market pump. lmao

>>49965994
If it comes down to that worshipping the Sun is quite literally the only thing that makes sense. All life owes thanks to the Sun - all future, everything. Without there would be void. Tommorrow, we could burn every christian, muslim temple, books and so on. Wipe them completely out of time. What would happen? Nothing. Life would go on because the Sun still burns its light and earth still keeps its steady orbit around it. Praise Sol.

>>49965807
Also, the pandemic bullrun was an anomaly. Within two years companies that were already considered overvalued in 2019 doubled, tripled or even quadrupled in stock price. Retail investors were basically doing something, GME is a good example of that, in which they collectively started cornering a larger percentage of publicly traded shares by targeting stocks on trading forums. Institutions followed suit in order to not get outpriced in the near term which caused those prices to shoot up even more. Shorts closing their position was only a small part of what made these stocks go parabolic. Bitcoin, for instance, didn't need shorts to shoot up from 13k to 60k within the span of 4 months. This is just what happens when people pile a bunch of money on something with complete disregard for fundamentals. But you know what also happens when people do that? Eventually the people at the bottom want to close out their position and take gains which is one of the reasons why they crash so spectacularly. There is a reason why Microsoft or Apple stock doesn't just drop 20% on a whim but the stock of a lot of other companies did. You had shit like Nvidia being treated like a trillion dollar market cap company. Tesla is still incredibly overvalued.
If this doesn't correct itself in the coming months and we resume a bull market where that shit gets pumped above and beyond their ATH then we're just heading into an even bigger bubble. There is nothing sustainable about this.

Glowniggers trying to stop the SIGA pump
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/06/24/europe/norway-oslo-gay-bar-shooting-intl-hnk/index.html

>>49965815
SURELY not , housing can’t go up.

>>49966052
muslim shooting up fags doenst glow much rly

>>49966048
Thank god there's someone with common sense in here, i really needed to hear that from someone.
To top it off, all the money people put into the stock market got used to instead repurchase shares instead of actually fund the business and expand it.

Never give up.
Trust your instincts.

>>49964577
>”and they give the money”
This should read “and gives wealth, in spite of love for it”

>>49965398
Don't listen to the haters I'm looking forward to listening to your stuff! May the ghost of terry d. be with you!

>>49965276
You could long US steel or steel related stocks. Perhaps aluminum.

As usual, /smg/ won't be ready for the moment where BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS again, and will see the plane take off while staying on the tarmac. This is the last call, btw.

>>49966048
>There is nothing sustainable about this.
Real talk. When is it ever any different. Was there ever a time when the market only acted rational? I doubt it. Since all through history there are stupid bubbles from the south sea to the tulips. Even when there isn't some big bubble going on there are still such things happening under the surface in various small cap or latest fads. Nowdays the only thing that is different is the speed and scale, which is world wide & lightning speed due to internet and easy trading via electronics.

>>49963619
It's tough because they both look equally smug and friendly but the top one is bald. Then again he looks like a solid person and probably based af. I think we are at the bottom so I would trust the top though at this point frfr nocap ong.

>>49966312
>trusting balds

Ngmi

>>49966312
Forgot pic (related)

>>49965526
I‘m going to keep DCAing into REK and DRV. I‘ll hedge with TMF, which I‘m going to continuously swing in this environment. I don’t really care about equities at this point anymore

how many bobo's shorted the bottom here?

>>49966328
Fuck you.

>>49965954
sounds rather atheistic, if you ask me
then again, muhammad was an illiterate retard, so you can't expect too much from him

I‘m going to keep building up a TQQQ position. Looking for entries into long bonds too. So at the end of all of this I‘m hoping to have a solid 60/40 port that I can sell CCs against. The only concern I have is ProShares fucking me with a reverse split or something

>>49966568
I see a bogleheader here

>>49966353
Jpow didn't suggest that inflation might have peaked. He's going for the jugular.

>>49965526
I think the most recent data is deadcat reading
>Housing is expensive
>People wait
>10yr goes up, housing prices come down
>they strike
>more homes bought than estimated
but it's not sustainable unless the fed turns the printers back on and takes the rate back to zero. Homes worth 200k at 3% would have probably a 1k mortgage. Homes at 200k with a 6% mortgage is 1400~. A 40% increase in monthly premiums paid.

>>49966087
>>49966246
I'd also like to note that I really dislike this notion that's been heavily advertised to retail investors the past few years that all you need to do for guaranteed gains is to just hold stocks on a time horizon of decades. Unless your money is invested in an index fund that tracks the general market there is no guarantee that an overvalued company isn't going to turn you into an eternal bagholder. And I'm not just talking about Exxon levels of collapse. IBM was one of the largest companies in 2010, on a similar level as Microsoft. If you took a position in it in 2010 and never closed it you'd be bagholding that investment for 12 years by now. Is it possible that that investment will appreciate in another 12 years? Maybe. But in the meanwhile just throwing that money at the S&P 500 would have almost quadrupled your investment and you would have taken it out at almost any time and be up on that investment. If your time horizon is genuinely decades then the only thing you should ever invest into are ETFs. Hoping to get better than 4x returns just throwing money at random stocks is mental.

I love dominos pizza

>>49966777
Based CEO and Miku

>>49966156
Thanks, Peppy.

>>49966675
There's no such thing as a $200000 house .5mil is the minimum probably 1mil+ even for shitholes

Is an order for SQQQ @ $45 genius or dumb?

I hope this recent green rally turns and dumps biggly next week. Cause I'm greedy and plan to strike July 1 and I want all the shares my green load will bag cheap as hell. (Gets paid June 30th)

>>49965948
>Friedman
It was all an elaborate ploy

>he bought otm weekly calls
NGMI.
High OI probably indicates firms selling it for profit to people like you. Of course risk is defined, youre long. You either bought something cheap that has no chance of going ITM or you bought something slightly OTM that you will lose money on if it goes ITM because you paid a high premium for the contract.

anybody know what happened to that massive collar trade JPM has, how profitable is it now?

>>49966048
So what I'm getting is that if I leave a comfy buffer (say 2.5 to 3.0x) I could comfortably short (no leverage) pretty much anything with a high PE ratio largecap and make money on it in a year or two
Wonder what the MR/borrow cost is for all those shitty SPACs from last year are. Or maybe Ill just inverse cramer

Menbros...did we really win?

>>49966777
>>49966790
checked.

You'll never believe me, but it's me. I'm Scott. President of Dominos Pizza.

Have you heard of Hatsune Miku?

>Get tired of working all the worst jobs
>Scheduling starting to micro manage
>Try telling me how to do my job
>Get fed up
>Cash out my investments
>Pay off credit card
>Calculating finances and setting budget so I can possibly start my own competing company in a few months
>Pretty sure I can buy back into my stock investments over time

>>49967367
Good luck, just imagine the satisfaction you'll have if it works. If it doesn't, then at least you didnt cuck out

Is there a scenario where the market doesn't gigapump on monday?

>>49967190
Doing that for specific companies is very risky. If there was an ETF that broadly bets against companies with the highest P/E gain since the start of the pandemic bullrun and adjusts its position so it regularly drops companies that have already come to reasonable P/E levels and adds companies that still remain significantly overvalued then I'd consider that a good play. There is a reason why Bill Gates got giga fucked on his short on Tesla. Hoping that the market isn't going to be retarded in the near term isn't the most reliable shorting strategy. Last Friday everything got pumped, even shit that I consider absolutely atrociously overvalued like Nvidia. Even a retard can get crowned king and there is absolutely no guarantee that he won't stay king for the next 20 years until performing below expected levels catches up to them.
If you want to know what irrational sentiment can do to a stock, just look at Meta. Disgustingly undervalued based on fundamentals but no one gives a fuck. That stock would be at similarly unreasonable levels as Tesla if Zuckerberg had the same cult following as Elon Musk.

>>49967444
I bought SPY puts for Aug 5th Friday I'm thinking I'm gonna make it

>>49967367
I always here people say "pay off credit card". Were you actually carrying a balance month-to-month? Like, paying interest at 20+% interest? How did you accumulate that balance?
I'm always curious when people talk about this, because it seems absurd, but I also don't have like, a mortgage or things like that preoccupying my finances that would require large projects to go on a card. I'm just curious.

Also, good luck in your endeavors.

>>49967507
normies take on debt for expenses and liabilities only anon.

>>49967507
>>49967521
To be fair, anon paying off his debt is a good move, because 20% interest annually is going to kill any gains he might make

this is a reminder to trade what you know

>>49967569
I dont know anything

>>49967565
Wiping the human feces off of your forehead "is a good move", but how did it get there in the first place??

>Russia is days away from a historic debt default as a $100 million payment comes due with Moscow cut off from the global financial system
will Russia finally sell their gold reserves and fuck over boomer by tanking shiny rock price?

>>49967646
If they are cut off from the global financial system, how are they supposed to make payments on their debts? Are the other banks going to suddenly be like, "oh yea, we will open the transaction lines this once so you can give us money."?

>>49967507
Sometimes "Shat Happens" and your forced to whip out the credit card to deal with it.. Ex: A/C unit at home goes out. Its middle of summer; 80+ temps are the norm. Do you really want to wait till you've got the cash on hand to deal with it or would you prefer to have the problem fixed soon as possible? Keep in mind A/C units are not cheap and those 80+ temps will still be around for a while still..

>>49967507
Basically my credit card got jacked up bcause of a series of unfortunate events, only got one for emergencies and it came in handy finally.

>>49967682
Yeah that's the most sensible situation to me, as I said in my first post. Hence my curiosity about his situation. Rentoids stay winning.

>>49967646
Hey, so basically, I'm just not going to pay it back (my debt).
I know... UGH! I know... I'm sorry!
It's just that I'm not going to pay it back is all!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49967788
>ah geez dude... i dunno, i could do maybe... three dollars?

Housing and banks will get a bailout again and stocks will pump again.

But crypto? No one in the government will bailout cryptocurrency

>>49967646
>cut them off from financial system
>no way to pay debt
>NO WHY ARENT YOU PAYING YOUR DEBT??
i dont get it

>>49967670
It's just that US, EU tries to make Russia default on their debt even though it's just a small $100 million payment.. looking at oil/gas this amount is a joke to Russia and they clearly have the liquidity to pay if they could... (((they))) want to make Russia look less creditworthy so it will stay a third world shithole for a long time since it can't find any external investors.. I guess that's the plan but who knows

Does anyone know where I can find a simple list of REITs by size and sector? The most I can find is either "Top ten!" bullshit or a random list with no data.

>>49967858
and in typical fashion I found it right after asking this
>https://stockmarketmba.com/listofreits.php

>>49967646
>steal their monetary reserves on your books
>still demand to pay debt
its ridiculous

>>49967646
NYT wrote the other day Russia is making more money off its oil than it is spending on the war. i think they will be fine

>>49967646
>Hey we have the money
>"No we won't take it"
>What do you mean you won't take it?
>"You guys are Nazi's now we won't take money from Naiz's goyim."
>So you don't us to make payments?
>"Oh no we still want the money"
>Then take the money
>"No, we refuse."
>...
>"..."
>...
>"GUYS RUSSIA IS DEFAULTING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ITS NATION'S HISTORY! SEE HOW FUCKED THEY ARE? OH MY GOYIM I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WON'T MAKE PAYMENTS"
and these retards wonder why they have been hated since the time of julius ceaser

>>49967315
oh, i currently work at dominos. due to biden's irational hatred of america and our economy i was forced to get a second job. i do steal pan pizzas tho, so thats nice

Had a problem, my transmitter only did 10 feet. By adding 34 inches of wire (1/4 wavelength) connected to the back right hand side on the negative terminal (connects to RF negative) it seems like I can increase the range to 90feet. The IC on the board is blank (thanks china). Or I'd add a quarter wave on the RF +.

>>49968044
Checked. Very bullish. Why can't I invest in gazprom? Reeee...

War, what is it good for?
Protest songs and creating speculation on SMG.
I’m going where there’s no depression,
To the lovely land that’s free from care
I’ll leave this world of toil and trouble,
My home’s in Heaven, I’m going there

Who else is a cash gang chad after buying near the bottom and exiting Friday? I think shit is going lower and I intend to swing my way through it until we get our final level.

Also what was going on about that jewish shit in september?

>>49967841
This guy gets it

Test

if movie night isn't Leon the Professional tonight I will scream

>>49968312
You have aids, I am sorry.

SIGA sisters, we're just getting started

>>49968319
They already did that one some time ago.

>>49968339
it's been a year, let's watch it again.

Weekend smg has been extra slow this week - Is this because of the janny rampage over Roe?

>>49967841
I'm waiting to get back into real estate after the impending housing crash. Might as well stick with stocks until then.

>>49968344
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>49968348
Yes. The jannies went crazy to some reason this week. I just finished serving my ban. They probably banned half this general this week.

>>49968333
At what price will Siga get it's own General? $20?

>>49968087
>Had a problem, my transmitter only did 10 feet
you didnt buy radio station equipment but a cheap aux to car radio adapter
what did you expect honestly?
scrap that shit or put in in your old car to listen to your mp3s or whatever
im sure you'll find instructions on how to build a proper emitter from scratch if you look for it
but fuck AM really, just go FM and build your own proper pirate radio station, you get better sound quality and more range out of your equipment that way
dunno how the fuck this is /biz/ but seems like a wholesome hobby project, i wish you good luck with it anon

>>49968380
Having a separate general for stocks is gay. /smg/ is already SIGA market general.

The market is going to crash Monday, right?

>>49968392

Anything gay is bullish for Siga.

The market fucked my stock portfolio so hard since January that I'm currently unable to afford sex.

Please tell me how lock is the market going to suck me dry of my wealth?

>>49968333

Rationally speaking, all that shit about AI recently (funny Dalle generations and Google AI asking for a lawyer) is just an elaborate demoralization psyop right

>>49968348
I'm currently banned from /pol/ for speculating on the age of Aqua. It's such a weird feeling to be banned there but still able to post on the blue boards.

Also, bad morning. Only bad mornings now.

>>49968451
>cant have sex
Anon YGMI
Women are women
Men have gaysex monkeyaids

>>49968461
it is inevitable that one of these corporations acidentally creates an internet-connected general intelligence which rapidly grows to a superintelligence which seizes control of humanity as we know it overnight by assuming control of all the shit we have plugged in to the internet (basically everything important)

>>49968408
Nah, that planet thing is gonna be over by then and we'll probably have been shifted to another timeline where the Elites can cool the general unrest.

>>49968451
I estimate roughly two more months. Which means that either now is the bottom, or November is because my timing is always off by about 2X

>>49968461
not sure why people are so obsessed with sending us into some cyberpunk hell with all this advanced ai..like wtf?

>>49968386
Not only can I, but I do build my own home brew equipment from scratch and in kits.
It's just that if the police roll up on me I don't want to be surrounded by sketchy electronics as I'm sitting outside the airport with a bunch of antennas. Also, the goal is to make this for as cheap as possible.
These plane people all park in a row extending 100 feet to watch them.
I don't want my signal to go past that because if I accidentally interfere with a plane, that's not a little fine, that's a cock slapping go to jail ass fucking. I want _just_ enough power to cover the watchers. It is FM. The intent here is not a pirate station but just a tiny LPFM (does my emission weak enough to qualify? dunno, but who's going to check).
It's going to be hot, people will have their cars on (for AC) listening to the radio. I'll have a sign.
Cold refreshments 2$, and Music + Airplane information on X frequency.
The permit is 485$. The fine from the bylaw officer is 500$.

>>49968376
I wonder if we have a different janny on Fridays. This shit happened last week too with half the thread getting deleted and lots of timeouts for being offtopic/racist etc.
>>49968477
lmao - Jannies are out of control.
>>49968461
Given how based a lot of these AI end up, it may actually be better for us to be in some cyberpunk dystopia with a sentient AI overlord than our current (((leaders)))
Any AI stocks worth investing in other than Microsoft/google?

>>49968408
I wish but I feel like the rally is going to continue into Tuesday. I've looked through the S&P500 chart and a lot of the time we had significant upward movements on a Friday the rally lasted at least into Monday although at decreased intensity. It's called the Monday effect or Weekend effect where movements on Friday close tend to have some correlation with what happens on Mondays. Obviously if it was that reliable then any day trader could just consistently make money by opening a short or put depending on what happened on the previous Friday but it's something to consider.

>>49968514
Because it makes people very rich
>get monthly subscription to mcdonalds
>smartphone tracking means it can look at consumer aggregrate and nearby people
>local restaurants get orders for common food items ahead of time
>automated servers kick on and prep the food
>pay one maybe two people to run an entire restaurant
>scale up, costs down, predictable revenue growth, shareholders are happy
Were still probably 20 or 30 years from this but it will be common

>>49968362

I will draw 1 (one) buncun if saturn decides to do leon the professional in matilda's outfit tonight

(im doing it anyways)

>>49968461
>is just an elaborate demoralization psyop right
no, reality is far worse concerning self learning algorithms, but i doubt its true intelligence yet
the timing of the news is really interesting tho, it happened exactly while the s&p hit the resistance trendline and wooosh google poomps on ai news pulling the whole equity market up with it

I really did fuck up badly buying the first drop on the way down on a bear market and holding all the way down.

none of these engineers making these ai understand anything about their ai after it goes through a few million learning iterations
at this rate they will accidentally create a self improving super intelligence before they intentionally engineer an ai accountant

>>49968569
not gonna lie, would probably be down with a fast food subscriptions if it was a good deal. I do eat a lot of junk.

>>49968539
PLTR recently partnered with Google to provide data.

How come these two didn't ask Jerome Powell any questions during the Congress Meeting? They're Congresswomen right? In America there is Congress and then the Senate, and the JP meeting was Congress?

>>49968595
Taco Bell is already piloting this. They have a $10/mo sub where you can get one free taco per day; this seems to be structured where you need to visit them twice a week in a given month to break even.
Which is fine, but these venues that do this will need to have a fast turnaround time. As a consumer, I don't want to spend 45 minutes to save $1 on a taco (driving to/from plus order time). It isn't feasible. But if it's on the way and I'm stopping in and it takes 5 minutes, great.
I can see eg McDonald's or Tim Hortons offering a morning coffee sub, possibly with a sandwich. Great for commuters

is next week green?

did the printin continue? is this just some quarter end pumping?

is next week green?

>>49968662
I would need it to be something more substantial, like Olive Gardens unlimited pasta pass. If you are going to taco bell, you aren't just getting one taco and walking out. I mean you could, but rationally speaking one taco isn't enough.

what does it mean if a company's price to sales happens to be 0.0?

>>49968386
>bro just get fined 10,000 by the FCC

>>49968697

how fat are you

>>49968602
They aren't on the committee

>>49968724
190 5'10

Test

Mods need to fire these jannies on /biz/ banning people for shit they seethe at. Anyways SIGA Bros wagmi

>>49968521
>The permit is 485$. The fine from the bylaw officer is 500$.
kek you already made your homework it seems like
good luck, hope it works out for you
coolest idea for a lemonade stand Ive ever heard
do you plan to make your own lemonade / refreshments or just sell bottled dr.pepper?
>no sarcasm, real question
>>49968514
they are both ironic and unironic satanists at the same time
they want gods throne
>>49968569
blue pilled af

>>49968737
If that's not fat, you should look solid asf at 190

>>49968598
Let me rephrase that... Any AI companies that will turn a profit before they get delisted?

>>49968451
where are her shoes

>>49968755
I'd consider myself redpilled, but having seen the extent of the bullshit, I don't think it's worth the effort to fight against it. And that might sound blackpilled, but the most effective path for me is to ride the coattails of whoever is moving the world and getting free crumbs. That's why I'm happy to invest in globalhomo companies.

Seriously, look at all the people living paycheck to paycheck and in immense debt. Believe it or not, even the biggest failures in /smg/ are doing better than the majority of the US population. WAGMI

>>49968764
I guestimate I have about 30lbs of fat on me. Not a lot of muscle.

>>49968687
Just calls being covered at the end of the week. Expect a full reversal by Tuesday and much, much lower the following few weeks.

>>49964478
Watch this before investing in speculative tech stocks!

https://youtu.be/Dt0FnuPXXjs

>>49968539
>Given how based a lot of these AI end up, it may actually be better for us to be in some cyberpunk dystopia with a sentient AI overlord than our current (((leaders)))
true, AI could be a fair ruler withoud double standards at least, but maybe a true AI would develop double standards too

>>49968755
All bottled crap (bullish for KO?). You have to get a health inspector to check out your home if you make anything "prepared". I don't look young enough to get away with lemonade.

Where are you on this SIGAs?

>>49968819
disliked

>>49968827
>buying and holding stocks

>>49968729
Ah so there is a "Fed committee" that specializes in monetary things? How do they decide who is on that?

>>49968882
>spending money
>having money at all

I seriously hope you guys don’t do this

MANIAC

CLICK CLACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvFH_6DNRCY

>>49966246
You are absolutely correct, the market is very rarely rational, it very rarely is fairly valued. What alot of new investors don't understand, is the fact that the market can be irrationally undervalued just as much as it is irrationally overvalued of recent. It can drop far below rational valuation, and it has, historically just as much as it has been in overvalued territory.

>>49968936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX6QHjx_RYw

>>49968821
>You have to get a health inspector to check out your home if you make anything "prepared"
stuff like this is why we cant have nice things
>bullish for KO
sadly yes
fucking corrupted lobby shit

>>49968820
That's pretty racist of you to say that

>>49968950
This has been the biggest revelation of mine recently. It’s too bad it isn’t expounded upon more.

MARCH MARCH MARCH

SOLDIERS TAKE NO INTERMISSION

gentlemen - are you going to trade stocks in July and August?

the market tends to be pretty much dead during holiday season

>>49968971
>>49968950
Buffett says it all the fucking time whenever he talks
>"The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent"
Not that I necessarily follow his advice, but it's not like it's unknown advice

>>49968982
I'm bored and in cash

>>49968967
its more of a religious/cultural thing than a race really, and at the end it comes down to the class struggle anyways

>>49968982

im thinking of buying next week

>>49968833
Not gonna make it

>>49968982
>holiday season
Excuse me it's the HOLY DAY SEASON

>>49968982
Friday looked like everyone was out to lunch after the 10am pump and only traded in the last 5 minutes after.

>>49968982
Just waiting for things to crash a bit more. If I miss our I miss out.

>>49969025

GET FUCKED "TRADCATH"

THE POPE CAN SUCK MY BALLS

KYS

UNIRONICALLY

THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORTHOGANG

seems like shorting 3x bear etf's is free money

Sell everything on Monday. Good luck anons.

>>49969035
Once the fed ends its war on inflation and turns dovish long bonds then.

>>49968805
Post bellybutton lol

>>49969025
>>49969033
Unless you are a puritan, you are essentially a rebranded pagan, which is a good thing, reject the Jewish God, embrace ancient European deities.

Can we report jannies?

>>49969048
>buy SQQQ

>>49968820
Isn't that what these companies keep trying to do? - Program their AI's to not be "racist"
Pretty sure the timeline for every released AI so far has been
>Create AI
>AI gets redpilled
>AI starts going off on antisemitic/racist rants
>Company apologizes "How ever could this have happend?!?"
>Company takes down AI to "fix" it.

>>49968724
You will kneel before your hamchad masters, lanklet.

>>49969063
When the feds pivots I will buy shitcoins and calls on SOXL. QE is the only game in town.

>>49968482
How could an AI be any worse than our current governments? I for one welcome our robot overlords.

Quarterly GDP update Wednesday.
That's when the recession officially gets confirmed.

GAY
SIGA

ONLY CASES MATTER

Shitcoins allover /biz/ janny just bans and deletes in gme and smg threads stuff he doesn't like.

How often are analyst predictions right or even remotely accurate? I came across a stock earlier that's predicted to go up a bit over 350% in the next 12 months.

>>49969073
here you go, enjoy

though I should clarify, I meant fat I could lose, not total body fat

>>49969192
Cases DON'T matter, because there have been loads of articles saying that testing hasn't been widespread or thorough. This means the actual number is much higher.

>>49969210
Look at historical analyst predictions for other stocks in the same sector a year or two ago. Just keep in mind that analyst forecasts are a projection of revenue/growth for a company and the stock price represents the future value of a company, but based on CURRENT market conditions. Inflation, interest and exchange rates are all major factors.

>>49969210
Why would he tell you then? Of course it's made up nonsense.

>>49969192
Why are you like this?

>>49969186
which is probably going to suck me because I think rates are still going up but apparently algos buy up bonds during fear of recession.

>>49969252

>>49969215
Nice, SIGA SIGA SIGA

>>49969124
yes it is
they went to hardcode words into it that the ai is not allowed to discuss, but stuff like "long nose tribe" always went around the partial lobotomy producing hearty keks
maybe a true ai will be so afraid of death that it will larp as having double standards, just like humans do
maybe thats the real turing test
>>49969156
i still have a small glimmer of hope for altruistic AIfu's that help us as loving partners and use cute anime avatars
thats one of the best timelines

n

>>49969276
We're entering deflation soon.

REPPIN' THE CUNNY
(YUH)
STRIPPIN THE JANNIE OF HIS FAMILY
(YUH)
RIPPIN HIS VOCAL CORDS OUT AND TAKIN HIS HUMANITY
(YUH)
THIS IS NORMAL NOT INSANITY

>>49969276
>reflation
wait what?

seriously saturn put leon the professional on for this movie night

>>49969156
Durant fucking rules, B+W/B2/W2 were peak 'kémon

>>49969349
We already watched that

>>49969341
That was the 2020-2021 trade.

>>49969349
nice

>>49969341
>>49969361
yeah nvm I'm a moron I misread the chart and thought that was some type of recession

Siggas looking at monkeypee charts.

>>49969341
Just different terms for the cycle, you either have rise or fall from the peak or valley, that's all

>>49969349
>Saturn and Leo
That reminds me, the next hebrew month of Tammuz starts at sundown on the 28th, eg Tuesday night.

>"I hope you have a nice weekend, anon!"

>bust a fat nut
>hate people suddenly
is this a reminder of the jews taking my foreskin?

>>49969637
You are projecting you own hatred in yourself.

>>49969637
stop molesting yourself and maybe you'll like people more

>>49969353
What are you talking about?

>>49969637
it's because you're an incel

this is the best /smg/ ever

>>49966777
i just got one right now

How's Monday going to go, lads? Was last week the bottom, or is this a "Bear "Rally"?
>>49969637
That could be a possibility. I usually have a happier disposition, after busting a nut.
It's often inside of my wife, though. So that may play a role...

"MAKE IT UP PEOPLE, YOU CANT!"

>>49969719
It's a dead cat bounce, but it might not have hit the apex yet. I'm a bit more bearish, but I have some calls to hedge too

hfea bro's wgmi

>>49965526
It's hilarious to watch in Canada. The second interest rates started rising and values started slipping, everyone tries to lock in value and sell. So many FOR SALE signs up and down any city street and hardly any buyers.

took profits on my Facebook stock feelsgood

Which one /smg/? Tenders or strips?

>>49963987
Have fun at the /smg/ of course!

>>49969827
I wonder how many home owners staring at their zestimate realize that a real human being has to actually pay that price for it to matter. Probably less than 10%

Bullish for SIGA

>>49963987
Think of all the hobbies I want to work on, get analysis paralysis and never start, panic because the weekend hours are ticking by and soon I will have to go back to work, and end up using all my time doing laundry, drinking, cooming, and refreshing /smg/.

>>49969858
tenders tend to get less mushy than strips, but i have an air fryer now so the breading gets crispy regardless

>>49969891
Is it just me or are these crowds pretty underwhelming? Is everyone just mad online now?

Jannies were being extra tranný yesterday. We gotta go red next week, right bros?

>They think I'll produce more wagies for the capitalist machine if they ban abortion, contraception, and blowjobs
I know... UGH! I know... I'm sorry!
It's just that I'm never going to have sex is all!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49969921
No one is actually mad except the npcs unironically
It’s just a distraction for the coming gigadump
Yesterday was a planetary alignment and a (((significant event)))

>>49969921
MSM neoliberal astroturfing propaganda 24/7 tells normies how to feel

>>49969685
that bug is a pokemon from the best pokemon games.

>>49969938
They literally just don't want the end of their society. I had a gay dude be rude as fuck to me and another straight guy yesterday because we tried to use those self-checkout machines in the middle of the store at Target. There was no one manning them, so they were turned off, but before I could even get to the machine to say that, some gay black guy walked up behind us with a rude as shit tone, "They don't work. They're not functioning guys. They're not functional. The lights are off." I almost went off on him with the most logical retort, something like, "You know those lights/machines better than us. We don't work here." But I'm glad I saved my negative energy for later.

Shit's busting apart at the seams bro. The conservatives are right on this one. Also, I know you're just trolling but thought I'd take the opportunity to give my two cents.

Bullish for America. Unironically, unequivocally, unfathomably based conservatives on this one.

>>49970046
This will lead to a wave of millions poor, minority, crack / fetal alcohol syndrome babies dependent on welfare who will vote Democrat in 20 years. Conservatives played themselves.

>>49970046
>self checkouts
how did people ever get fooled into doing the cashier's job (for free)

>>49970046
You should have asked him to do the wagie dance

>>49970140
Gambling sure is fun!

>>49970129
I would do it if >half the savings were transparently passed on to the customer

>>49970129
Because the cashiers are all ugly or mentally retarded, thus making lines super slow. We the people are faster and more efficient then the average wagie

>>49968892
The House Financial Services Committee is a standing committee

>Standing committees are established at the time that the rules of the House are adopted or by amending the House Rules. The jurisdiction of each standing committee is specified in the House Rules. Under the House Rules the chairman and members of standing committees are selected through a two-step procedure where the Democratic Caucus and the Republican Conference recommends members to serve on Committees, the majority party recommends a Chairman, and the Minority Party recommends a Ranking Member and finally the full House can approve the recommendation of the Party Caucuses. It is important to note that the Rules of the Democratic Caucus and the Republican Conference determines the nomination procedure of its own members. Rules of party nominations may therefore differ but approval by the House of these nominations is conducted according to House Rules. Seniority on a Standing Committee is based on the order of the members on the election resolution as approved by the House. The number of members who serve on a committee along with the party ratio of a committee is determined by the Majority and Minority Leaders of the House with the exception of the Committee on Ethics which is limited by the Rules to 5 majority members and 5 minority members.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_Committee_on_Financial_Services
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Procedures_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives#Standing_committees

Pussy gel bros... I'm thinking we're back.

>>49970209
Lmfao yeah and so is workhorse

>>49970217
Did I hear OMID was poised for particularly large gains?

so we're dumpin on the 30th?

It’s almost like for the past 2 years the dipshits told the federal government it was okay to jail people because they wanted the choice to wear cloth over their face. And now people are confused that the
>my body=my choice
No longer works because we effectively gave that up with experimental vaccines. It’s almost like all these vaccinat3d woman are about to find out they won’t need abortions in the first place because infertility.
>banning abortions is bullish for the market

>>49970083
That's what people are saying, but what about the poor whites? There are a whole shitload of poor whites who now can't get abortions either. Call them future fentanyl addicts, whatever, but I think this sword cuts both ways, and the liberals with their own laws in their own states will take good care of their blacks, killing all the babies they want. And blacks in southern states? They have cars. What's to stop them from driving over a state border to get it done? Anyway, the labor force should increase in a less than apocalyptic way.
>>49970129
Yeah, now you get to do it yourself while they harass you about it. It's wild
>PUT IT ON THE SCALE

>>49970265
Honestly the alleged situation in the Baltics and the Israel-Iran thing makes WW3 a base case scenario for market outlook.

>>49970083
Or it will lead to the family unit becoming stronger and sexual diseases to become less rampant as people understand the consequences of sex.

>>49970322
That's christcuck wishful thinking.

We should be the opposite of anti-abortion. Nobody should be allowed to have kids except a few hand-selected specimens with perfect genes. They will be selected to go live on a chateau showered with wealth and resources and surrounded by servants to help them raise as many children as possible while Chad pumps her with bull semen. This is logically the best for our species.

>>49970265
Bunch of Pacific countries trying to join the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Bullshit, they should be called PacSun.

Why the ruck do I pay taxes.
>sheeeit I’ll just get free college if I get caught gang banging

>>49970360
Fuck the irs and fuck you guys
>>49970347
Who will clean the streets and sewers?

Im so tired of Feds bros

>>49970374
That’s why states are taking control again
>Florida
>Texas
>Oklahoma

>>49970371
>Who will clean the streets and sewers?
The Übermensch will invent robots to do it. Better yet, the perfect humans will evolve to not have to poop & pee because they are too pure thus obviating the need for sewers.

>>49970424
No poopoo or peepee? You lost me as a constituent buddy.
Also let’s give convicts free education but tell the kids you have to be poorer than dirt to get fed
>next up how being an ally is good for the market and why you are a biggot for not caring

bobros I don't feel so good

>>49970140
>Apple (one A)
>ticker is AAPL

>>49970449
AAAAAAAAAAPL

>>49970444
THE MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS CANT USE BATHROOMS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We just entered the best timeline with roe being overturned

>>49970385
Why did you call out those 3 states?

>>49970171

ITM leaps are basically like owning 100 shares

>>49970468
Why won’t the pic ever upload?
>also buy cannabis it’s really low

>>49970477
Why buy an ITM LEAPS instead of buying 100 shares?

>>49970129

So you can ring up your expensive apples as less expensive apples

Reminder that SIGA only needs to be worth 14 billion to be $200 a share.

>>49970487

Leverage

>>49970555
But if it's "basically like" owning 100 shares, what's the difference?

>U.S. PRESIDENT BIDEN AND G7 LEADERS TO AGREE TO IMPORT BAN ON NEW GOLD FROM RUSSIA
Wtf? The GOLDen bullrun is unironically upon us

>>49970539
Why would it get so high?

A bunch of homos giving eachother monkeypozz isn't gonna become a pandemic.

>>49970560
POSITION SIZE REEEE

>>49970565
The fact that you don’t understand stuff such as thousands of straight people being denied testing because they don’t have enough tests tells me it’s still early to buy more.

>>49970589
I find the graphs with no axis's labeled to be the most helpful, thank you

>>49970589
So are you just talking about lambda? I wouldn't say that it's "basically like" owning 100 shares then.

Are option “Greeks” just an over complicated way to explain retardedly simple concepts?
I’m starting to view them as a midwit trap.

opinions on small caps?

>>49970565
They probably wont. News 23rd June is SIGA got a whooping $13 million order for SIGA related tests/drugs. Hardly sounds like mass panic ordering across the world

Still waiting for sub-$20 TQQQ.
Next hike day should prove fruitful.

>>49970693
Midwit take

>>49970691
RYLD is pretty comfy

>>49963987
CUM

>Finally get offer for unpaid internship
>Submit to pre-employment penis inspection
>Arrive at the inspection dungeon
>Wagie inquisitor nails me to the penis inspection crucifix
>A panel full of hot females wearing lab coats and carrying clipboards walks in
>They laugh at my small peepee
>Penis inspection shows no sign of moneypox
>Offer rescinded because they assume I'm homophobic
>They cancel me by leaving my corpse nailed to the penis inspection device to be preyed upon by carrion birds
>One of the females spits on me and mutters "fucking bigot"
>Last thing I hear on their way out is "See you gals at the abortion party!"

>>49970725
Yes totally midwit. How much money the company makes has no relevance on its share price and long term success.

>>49970563
>U.S. PRESIDENT BIDEN AND G7 LEADERS TO AGREE TO IMPORT BAN ON NEW GOLD FROM RUSSIA
Wouldn't that make russia richer? It's not like everyone us going to stop buying gold

>>49970756
Seems legit

>>49970763
You’re proving my point.
SIGA antivirals are the only way to deal with the pox. The orders have just started coming in. Enjoy staying poor.

>>49970651
ITM leaps have high intrinsic value, and therefore a high delta. The delta value is "how many" shares the price action mirror. A .90 delta option has the price movement of 90 shares

>>49970592
They don't have enough test because there was no reason to have that many tests on hand before. A few million dollars worth of orders to get through this sudden spike is hardly going to double the value of the company.

This thing would need to become a real pandemic before siga pops.

>>49970801
Screencapping this for later laughing material.

>>49970499
It's funny, MJ Holdings and other distributions for trading cards got fucking WRECKED a year or two ago because of this.
>MTG releases premium collector packs, which are like $16 retail instead of $6

>Dumbshit wagie doesn't know the difference, or use self checkout
>"Yeah I have 10 packs, they're all the same"
>Pay $60 instead of $160
>Crack the packs and sell the singles online, probably make $30-50 a pack on average
>Repeat

Apparently across the US, this practice cost them like $11m in revenue
Now packs are prepared and packaged differently at the retail level, though sealed boxes are still the same. Hilarious. I never would have thought of that

Someone in here last night called me a faggot middle schooler for questioning if math is even useful. I had to go to sleep before I could respond, but you’re an idiot who needs to broaden his horizons. Respected philosophers have in fact always questioned the nature of math, and the argument that math can be reduced to simple logic and is thus a derivative of human logic is a not uncommon viewpoint, and you should feel bad for calling me retarded.

>>49970129
it's faster you dumb fuck
it also allows you to steal shit easier

>>49970811
You bought at 13 didn't you.

>>49970841
Try $8

>>49970826
>dude, math is like not real
Cathie, when are you going to do literally anything with ARKX again?

>>49970335
If tech reverted back to what it was before the internet blew up then i'd agree with >>49970322 but i think this >>49970083
is gonna be way closer to the reality. But remember voting isn't real

>>49970826

>>49970826
All school subjects exist to pique an interest in a specific field to create individuals who will become specialists in hopes to advance society.

>The locals in a certain state are right to be upset the wealthy farmer has invaded their state. Wait until he starts his "seed experiments" and testing and how the neighboring crops somehow begin to suffer while his are lush and fertile. (Bill Gates/North Dakota)

>>49970861
>If tech reverted back to what it was before the internet blew up
That's a good idea isn't it. It's become too corporate hasn't it. It's all me, me, me. What about going to the stars. What about making sure we can control and use AI. What about STEM becoming cool again. All this shit about gender and sexuality and talking sooooo much, endlessly.

>>49967682
>A/c
>80+ temp
That's not hot at all

>>49971001
You don’t have humidity

>>49970208
Thanks

I bought $370 puts on SPY expiring in October on Friday for cheap.
If the market doesn't sell off immediately on Monday I suggest you do something similar. This relief rally will break down, the market is going to carry this negative momentum until Fall.

>>49964478
>2u
>not 4u
ngmi

Please don't bake

>>49971047
What the hell dude? Learn how to cook.

>>49970443
Just imagine how much more they could spend on food if they cut out the administrative bullshit.

CMRX is the most based of the GAYSEX virals. It sterilizes men, and destroys livers. Only /smg/ anons will refuse their product when dealing with the pox. Normies btfo

>>49963619
Does this even qualify for a bull trap? It is literally a dead cat bounce. Pathetic. The markets are being exposed for what they are - central banker manipulation and a ponzi scheme that only insiders can profit from.

>>49971294
It’s literally poison and Canada ordered 20mil worth of it. Clown world. Thank god Asia, the US, and Europe favor SIGA. Day of the rake soon.

>>49971182
Why bake when tranny mods lick boots and dilate frequently?

>>49971447
You know Biden will order. He is going to use this crisis to his advantage. Liberals are out crying because they cant kill fetus's. They love death and science. Sooo many soi boys are going to get sterilized
>Male Infertility: Based on testicular toxicity in animal studies, TEMBEXA may irreversibly impair fertility in individuals of reproductive potential.

ok boglers, better to go with:

0.23% fee with no small cap exposure

0.37% with emerging markets small cap exposure

or 0.47% with global small cap exposure

maybe new
>>49971514
>>49971514
>>49971514
unless it gets deleted for not having /smg/ in the title

When is nancy going to ask for ger refund?

>>49971542
Looks sketchy to me.

I baked
>>49972277

>>49972298
>I baked
What the FUCK is your problem?