/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49963699
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,285.442B (ATH), 99P = 23.085B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,180.984B, 97P = 22.484B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>49952999
>>49958299
>>49963699
WAGMI

Ken Griffin, you have unlimited yil

>>49963699
Holding GME visualized circa 2022.
Know that when it happens, you deserved it.

gay baker bot

So it seems it really is up to RC to deliver us from this evil

>>49963699
checked, unstoppable gmehad is coming, they told me so

>>49963699
checked & have a nice weekend
wagwi

>>49963880
Market crash was the first catalyst and it is still the biggest we have for now. It will happen, have patience.

>>49963699
checked baker WAGMI

>>49963937
Never going to happen if the DTCC will just waive margin calls again. Split divvy seems to be the only hope now

No announcements
No split
No dividend
No marketplace
Top three performing stock market weeks of 2022. It's never crashing. Crypto holding. Gamestop bagholders down $14 from the high today. Kek baggies

>>49963999
witnessed

>>49964014
wait n see

>>49963999
>DTCC/DTC refuse to uphold their duty to GME
>GME now has full legal reasoning to withdraw everything from the DTCC/DTC without it being considered manipulation of stock prices in any way, shape, or form
>There are now zero (0) reasons why the splividend cannot occur
We're in the extremely based timeline

The fact so many pajeets had to fud so hard a *checks price* 5% drop (Kek) after outperforming the market for months is hilarious .
I'm NEVER selling. (((THEY))) are gonna have to suck my foreskin full of smegma to even considering it.

>>49964303
very nice pic, oc?

>>49964363
Nope, I keep socializing the best pics in these threads.

>>49963999
Why would it not happen with market crash? It's not about Marge in market crash...

i just busted 6 big ass loads

kek baggies
the despair is palpable, you didn’t really think you were really going to make it, did you?

>>49964583
The greenest days come when the market is dumping. There is more pain to come, I assure you

>>49964903
I don't think. I know.

>>49964961
kek giga cope baggie
it’s NEVER happening

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49963699
checkies

>>49964981
NEVER. HAPPENING.
JUST LIKE THE MARKET IS NEVER CRASHING

>>49964071
It won't be based until RC pulls the trigger and it actually happens

>>49964986
why do you keep having to tell us

>>49965002
Because it’s funny to watch you baggots squirm once reality hits you in the face and you realize your noass is never happening and you’ll always be poor because you trusted a fucking jew
morons

Finally, it’s today, and today is finally Saturday.

Just stopping by to let you guys know you're baggies and I kek at you

>>49965284
Probably would’ve sold a long time ago if you guys stopped coming here. Thanks for your support

it's so nice to not be apart of the politics rn in the GME threads there are too many astroturfing troons on /v/ rn

Since chohen isn't doing anything to trigger the moass, I've decided to spend my money at the steam summer sale instead.

>>49965035
only one squirming is you

22/07/22

Reminder the market has to launch by end of q2. 35 days maximum before it launches. I do hope you shills have some ammo left to fud because the whole 2 sets of 2 weeks is going to be glorious

anyone got a link to that Q post from yesterday? Or a QRD as to what was said?

>>49965923
The Q larp is still ongoing? Kek, how does anyone take that seriously now, what is the cope?

>>49965923
Two posts actually
>Would you like to play another game
and
>Remember your oath
Naturally I subscribe to the theory that this is about GameStop running

For every single day longer this takes, know that it is a whole extra day Kenny needs to buy for himself. Be comfy knowing he can only kick the can because it's clear no one is selling and people are still continuing to DRS. Kenny's floor is rising and his ceiling is falling. Soon he will be crushed, it is inevitable. Have patience because WAGMI.

>>49965921
So? What’s it got to do with moass. It’s just part of the fundamentals of the company stock, nothing more and nothing that will set off moass

>>49963880
It all depends on him at this point, I think. DRS is never happening, it's moving too fucking slow and even once we did lock the float, it would just be more BS tricks as to why that was and why it was still being traded.

>>49963937
I don't believe this anymore either. They waived margin requirements last time. When this kicks off, their prime brokerages are going to eat shit with the SHF. They have zero incentive to margin call the biggest players.

>>49965912
Only one problem, that’s a Friday, it’s Saturday at the moment

>>49963999
DTCC was trying to protect themselves so it ended up as a "temporarily alliance." Keep in mind this was before the Congressional hearings, RC, news, eyes on the stock, etc. They can get away with it once but not twice when everyone is watching. Normies are absolutely going to wake up and buy GME when the realize it keeps getting halted.

Remember, we aren't stuck in the room with them. They are stuck in the room with us. If they could have crashed the price down to $3 they would have but it's at $130. We can hold forever, while they need those positions gone.

>>49966135
>If they could have crashed the price down to $3 they would have but it's at $130.
Plus those fuckers should be painfully aware by now that single digit prices of GME would be bought like crazy.

>>49966162
That's why they fear the split. Unleash the split, Mr Chohen!

>>49963699
Redeem me into wealthhood
Show me my life without this hell
Like the advent of MOASS
Hedgies, don't give me sass
Time to ever hold our bags
>My fall will be for you
>My ledge will be in you
>You were the one to cut me
>So I'll bleed forever

They're still relying on :
Dots
Chat bots
Q (turbo faggot) larping anon

Because : their board has done or said nothing for them in close to 2 years. Hahahahahaha

Must be easy for Ryan to make his dedicated investors wait for their only chance at freedom and generational wealth when he's a salmon eating billionaire.

Holy shit kek crypto baggies

>>49966637
I genuinely think he's disconnected from "struggle". Makes me angry. Like, there are apes how have actually DIED with their GME shares DRS'd. They are DEAD and their committent to your stock is still ongoing. This is just so fucking crazy that people would trust Ryan will do the right thing.

My prediction is that BTC is going to crab around 20k until the first or second week of July then it will drop another 10k.

Did IBKR change their DRS process? I can't find it anymore.

Canadian here, looks like the left is declaring war on my country by trying to annex bc
Remember when the balkanization starts that any american who steps foot in our forests will be gunned down
yes the majority of canadians are armed contrary to popular belief, and no, you can never pass, your memes about aboot are actually your inability to pick up on a pronunciation tick we've been trained to hear our entire lives (brits and australians can hear it, americans cant, sorry boys)
Youve been duped by the peacekeeper meme and no one will give it to you straight until you cross that border
Canada is.a sleeping giant bought and paid for by china, youve been warned

I've transferred shares from my broker to CS, they appeared in CS, but they are still in my broker. How do I jew the broker to double my shares? I'm thinking of not doing anything with them for two weeks, just in case.

>>49965284
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

What do the china tweets mean

Getting a bit tired of all these hidden codes

>>49966831
Personally, I kinda hope they do it. They can have Vancouver and Vic, and u am more than willing to give them the GTA and ottawa for free.

Only rule is they leave Montreal alone, only decent strippers in canada.

>>49966831
Ahahahahaahhaa uh oh is wittle weafy kun gonna stop us wiff his wittle shotgun and .22? Lmfao if you Balkanize enjoy being annexed.

>>49966943
Just you wait bud. The forest will be alive with the heavy *thunk* of SKS actions closing.

>>49966023
Bro just got to hodl bro! We'll DRS just hodl. Even though we apes own the float over a gorillion times we just need two (2) more years to DRS the whole float! Trust ape bro Trust!

>>49966680
people die all the time to be fair, most of those stories are controversial (except for that infinity pool guy who had a following) and come across as fud or karma whoring

>>49966943
Your right we dont have assualt rifles in canada, I promise

>>49966831
What about New Zealanders?

>>49966970
Weak FUD Ranjeet. I don't mind waiting another 2 years to become a millionaire. Meanwhile you have a whole life of poverty ahead of you.

>>49965990
So Robinhood was directly shorting their customers. This is why they were out $10 billion on the 28th, the market makers chickened out and didn't want to buy up orders to short which left Robinhood themselves holding the naked short positions.

>>49967067
Yes ape bro! Just two (2) more years! We can stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent! oooooooo ape together stonk!

They take our human rights we take their generational wealth

>>49965179
Hivemind check, was just listening to it yesterday.

>>49967016
Hello kiwi fren. I'm an American who wants to chase the long days of summer after MOASS instead of dealing with the bull shit midwest winter here in the states. Where in New Zealand would be lovely to visit for a few months (say January - Mid April).

this thread has more shills than actual people who own the stock kek
>sell the stock even though im here because my master hasnt slept in a year and my crypto payments are worth nothing now so now I shill out of spite

>>49967200
New Zealand already has a metric fuck ton of Americans living there

They will probably tell the rest of us to fuck off

>>49967016
What is a "Nue Zeelund Cuz"?

>>49967211
I thought that buying a home there wasn't allowed anymore because of that very problem? I just want to rent for 1 or 3 months out of the year. Besides, they'll kick out the poor American boomers before they get rid of my ultra wealthy GME having fat ass.

All these faggots are mad at RC for not splitting the stock when Kenny, the DTCC, and Brokers are the one fucking them in the ass. Splitting the stock atthe wrong time has terrible implications for GameStop and holders. Splitting it at the right time has maximum benefit.

You're so fucking lazy and useless it's disgusting - the shills work harder than you and you feel like you deserve to be rich. Money will not change how fucking disgusting you are.

>>49967441
People have a right to be upset, but I'll agree that they shouldn't complain. We all knew that this wasn't going to be a walk in the park, and every date that people expected MOASS was due to their own made up expectation that Ryan is working on their timeline. People were told to put in only what you can afford and not to sell your possessions to acquire moon tickets, and now these people who didn't heed that warning are losing their minds. I'm mad, I'm tired, I'm hurt but I'm not going to bitch about this. I worry me or the family members I want to help might not have a lot of time left, but MOASS will happen when it happens. And when it does, It will have all been worth it. 30 SOME ODD YEARS OF SHIT WILL HAVE BEEN WORTH IT! Taking back money from the jewish mafia, helping my family, getting a girlfriend/sugar baby/ wife, starting a new family, realizing my hobbies and helping my community and taking back this world from the brink of kosher driven chaos and restoring the
Christian/western way of life will have been worth it. I'll never give up.

What’s with the number 22 Ryan? It better not be this John 4:22.

>>49966135
> Remember, we aren't stuck in the room with them. They are stuck in the room with us.
Based and Watchmen pilled. It feels nice hearing some of what we’ve been saying for over a year come from congress.

>>49966831
>implying i would ever leave the us to go to canada of all places
lol, lmao even

>>49967578
The problem is that I think a good chunk of the people holding are in that group thag invested more than what they were willing to lose. My fear is that they’ll start selling once school starts and holidays come around and Ryan will be forced to act before he’s ready.

>1.5b in bank
>150+m quarterly burn rate
Kind daily reminder that you will be diluted soon so GME can stay afloat kind sers. Good morning.

>>49967717
Reject Cascadia, embrace Jefferson

>forced to act before he’s ready
fuck him, give me splivvie

>>49967758
Only 10 more quarters (2 1/2 years) to go

>>49967811

Dtcc will never allow moass..Cohen will never take gme off the dtcc. And float will take a minimum of 2 more years to lock. kek baggies

>>49967778
If RC does the divvy within the next month, I will handle his legal issues. And by “handle his legal issues,” I mean “everybody who would sue him or GameStop over this thing will get the Clinton/Spacey special.” Not saying he has to but this is a nice bonus

>>49967825
the first and third claims you just made are patently incorrect, and the second is just as speculative as its inverse.

>49967778
>JYO0
I rest my fucking case

>>49967811
You will be diluted way before it reaches 0. Considering that the burn rate is increasing (esp with no funko pops being sold in recession and shitty marketplace taking up money), expect to be slashed by the end of the year or early next year. Good morning ser!

>>49967441
when is the right time to split? when it's trading above 200?

>>49967738
I personally think he will be ready way before then because this economy will crumble before school starts up again. Not only that but when it doe happen I think the people who hurt the most will sell 1 share to hold them selves until they see BIG BOY numbers. I know my plan is to sell 1 single share at 6 digits or an even million just to have spending money during so I can get a head start on buying commodities, crypto, commemorative rare MOASS related NFTs that I can resell for 100+x and some nice dinners.
>>49967825
lmao you're deranged, you dalit, benchod, dog coin holding baggot. Sneed you absolute shit smelling forever poor bastard.

>>49967902
most of the investments have already been done, the NFT marketplace is almost ready to launch, the new fulfillment centers should get up and running close to capacity, and the less profitable retail locations have shut down. they can reduce their spending whenever they want, like with chewy they chose to grow instead of turning a profit. if RC wanted to dilute he could have bought another 100k shares to pump the stock before the dilution.

>>49967717
Good. Dont. You will not make it

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/vjnt4g/toddler_rushes_to_hug_pizza_man_without_knowing/
i don't know how to put links, but that's crazy. Basically little boy hugged pizza guy. and guess what? baby's name is Cohen, pizza guy's name is Ryan.

>>49968014
>leafs coming out of the woodwork telling me that i wont make it bc i dont live in their shit country
top fucking kek

>>49967849
Baggot? They just waived 10 billion dollars in margin calls. They'll do it again and again. MOASS is never happening via the market as it is.
The third claim is 100% correct. The economy is in the worst state its been in 40 years. Baggies have no more money for shares.
>>49967963
Kyle you're very angry. The market is never crashing. Your fat mothers medical bills and 4 month past due rent will have to be paid another way.

I think we are all missing the obvious here. With the report dropping yesterday that proves the DTCC stopped buying of Gamestop to the detriment of the shareholders, Ryan can now legally say buh-bye DTCC and recall all shares for a new blockchain market. We have already won.

>>49968038
Wow that's weird. Also why would someone name their kid Cohen?

>>49966873
He has a small wee wee too.

>>49968080
So if GME is confirmed to never MOASS; why are you here telling us to sell? Shouldn't your job be done?

>>49967982
Marketplace launch in bear market won't turn a penny, fulfillment centers don't matter when their retail side of business is dieing, just more cash to be burned. Q4 to Q1 they reduced the spending, but still lost even more money. Ryan could've bought 100k anyway if he believed he could become a trillionaire because of it. But he didn't. Because there is no redemption, no sweet release ser. Company is losing 1.5+m a day. The bag is heavy.

>>49968118
I never once said to sell you sensitive self centered little cock sucker. Never sell. Hold forever to own le hedgies bagbro! Infinity pool! Never sell.

>>49968119
So if GME confirmed never exploding, why are you here? Isn't your job done?

>>49968133
Alright, Sanjay, calm down. But you didn't answer my question.

>>49968133
can't pinpoint exactly why but this really isn't very convincing at all. autism saves the day yet again

Need... hopium... please bros

Uhhhh guys comin in from /pol/

>KeidG+Ku
i know a meltdownie when i see one

>>49968080
>The market is never crashing
HAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAAHA HOLY SHIT LMAO! is this seriously the best you can do, dalit? I mean I know your cousin banished you from the telephone scam company for not being able to trick old grandmas into giving you $500 worth of google play cards, but give me a break! you can't be THIS RETARDED! sniffing cow shit on a regular basis and not taking care of that ringworm you got from swimming in the Ganges must've turned your brain into mush!

it smells like curry in here today bros...

>>49968142
I kek at baggies for free. I participated in the real squeeze last year and then saw schizos and teenagers hype each other up with this delusional shit. There's not even any funny memes, you take this shit way too emotionally and that's the real meme here.

>>49968200
checked and harbingerpilled

>>49966873
It means get a job. Fat lazy virgin incel neets staying locked up in basements waiting for the mythical moass aren't gonna build railways unlike the hardworking Chinese folk.

>lost 7 chess matches in a row
It's a sign.
Moass in 7 days

>>49968219
Finally an answer. Okay, so it's your hobby to autistically read up on everything regarding a stock you don't hold anymore, then patrol threads about said stock like a hawk so you can spam "kek baggies". So you have nothing better to do, or...?

>>49968200
Retarded fud. I'm gonna get richer than my wildest dreams, praise God, sin like the worst heathen because I'm weak and then I'm going to learn first hand how empty sinning on a mass scale feels and then I'll repent and ask for forgiveness. I won't be taking any mark and practically every autist who gets in on the MOASS will send death squads to the houses of the billionaires of the old satanic orders. Christ is king and your tactics aren't shit.

>>49968309
Yes.

>>49963880
no margin call which is 150

>>49968341
Using the wrong phone, Sanjay?

>>49968355
Posting from my desktop because it has reaction image I needed ser. Good morning!

>>49968221

notice how the bagholders completely ignore and avoid these tweets. they schizo q anon decipher the rest of them but run from the work tweets. hahahahahahahahahaha

Kek baggies

>>49966873
https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1386485746916380673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLCa6Vl7EeQ

>>49968389
You mean your other phone, Sanjay? You know what, I've had it with your weak-ass fudding. You're off the case, Sanjay! I want your shill-license and your phones on my desk NOW!

>>49968412
And your OTHER phone!

>>49968411
Notice how the meltdownie completely ignores any questions of why he's here!

>>49968447

Notice how the baggot is beggining to realize that there are more people here laughing at him, than people holding with him. l000000000000000000000000l

>>49968465
>Absolutely
>OBSESSED

>>49967207
It's actually unbelievable that they think this is effective. It only increases my fomo to buy more. Is this their ulterior motive?

>>49967207
I o to yahoo conversations about GME for a good shill sentiment cross overs lol

>>49968447
This is what I meant when I said you fags get too emotionally invested in this and it's funny. Bags b heavy.

>>49968487
Look in the mirror bagholder. You're projecting.

>>49968487
seething baggie? emotions running thin? have you begun losing hair yet?

>>49968529
>fiverr pajeet thinks this is a good slur
my sides ranjesh, they are in orbit, send bobs and vagine

KEN, I WILL SETTLE FOR 5K PS I SWEAR

>>49968487
It’s the kind of obsession that can only come from 10 sats per post, buying at 400 and selling at 40, or getting completely rekt on options because they thought Spicle Rick was a good person to listen to

>>49968524
>Make a police cliche joke
>PLEASE SER YOU ARE BEING TOO EMOTIONAL
Guess they don't have cop shows in Kolkata

>>49968529
Another phone, Sanjay?

>>49968538
No, just wondering why you care about my hair.

>>49968627
>Spicle Rick
Kek

>>49968626
Ser since we started communication GME (ticker: GME) has lost 69444.4444444 dollars (150000000/3/30/24 (1 hour since post)). This money is not coming back ser.

>>49968626
Michael Gamestop has lost 741% since November. How does this make you feel mayoskin? I mean Johnathon?

What do you guys think of this is this the modern day of history repeating itself?

>>49968221
>>49968411
A shareholder doesn't work it invests in people who work for him

Must I forever be a beggar
Whose golden dreams will not come true?
Or will I go from rags to riches?
My fate is up to you!

>>49968733
Ahhhhh guess you weren't listening to your idol. He said he is only interested in people who work. Meaning. Get a fucking job cock sucker. MOASS is never happening!

>>49968690
>>49968702
>>49968753
>>49968765
Now THIS is shitposting!

sorry baggies

maybe next year? lol

Does this mean women are gonna act less sluttier?

Shmitta end in September and t+14 days settlement after that

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49963699
checked

>>49968765
Ran 3 miles in 21 minutes, top 1 percent for my age range. My bags are green and you are here arguing about other people's money like a fucking retard. What a fucking waste of opportunities you are.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

If GME taught me anything about the stock market it's
>exactly how to trade to almost guarantee a maximum profit
>everything in the stock market is completely fake

>>49968880
based shmita 2 more months and weeks poster

>>49968972
Yes Ryan I need you to stop being an idiot

Shills how are you getting paid? I'd like to get some free money to buy more GME. Literally free since any of the frens won't give a fuck about shills

I keep looking at BTC and getting sad that it's back over 20k only to remember that I was doing the same thing when it was barely above 30k, kek WAGMI

>>49968800
Cringe. Replying with what he's doing is gay and means you lost. Go back.

>>49968965
But you're fucking unemployed? Hahahahahahahahaha. Shut the fuck up bagholder.

>>49969003
>he still thinks there’s shills not just bored frens
anon… I…

>>49969003
>he thinks they're paying people to shill for an investment that is depreciating on its own and is being actively blocked by the dtcc. L0L

>49969050
reaching so hard I hope you stretched beforehand

>>49968690
>Unpaid social media moderators perform labor worth at least $3.4 million a year on Reddit alone

https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2022/05/unpaid-social-media-moderators/

>>49969121
You brought up running when we're talking about jobs you fucking loser. You slow fat fuck. You unemployed fucking loser lo000000000000000000l. Reminder if you make less than $30 an hour in 2022 you're a fucking LOSER

kek@the meltdownie spamming the thread from 4 different devices

kek@the tranny janny religiously patrolling the thread to ban frens because they're seething about their shit coinz losing while GME holds steady

kek@wall street having to cheat and collude with regulatory bodies and shit like the DTCC and they're still losing money hand over fist to a bunch of retarded peasants

WAGMI my bitch basterds

Kek shills

guaranteed 100x even without moass imo

>>49968972
I told them about the n-word rules until moass. We have to be on our best behaviour because normies are watching

>>49968986
>exactly how to trade to almost guarantee a maximum profit
i wish, i've been bagholding for a year. weak run up in august, sort of weak run up in november (got near 250 for maybe a few minutes and then dropped to like 220 and kept sliding down) plus stupid loopring hype in november. then rugged from 200 this year and rugged from 150 this month. i hope the run up isn't over yet. at least the float will be DRS'd quicker while the share price stays low.

we expected GME to trade at like 500 by now, it should've been a more consistent run up like tesla in 2020 so that swingies would get the rope.

>>49969003
>he thinks there are literally third worlders in these threads getting paid by hedge funds

>>49969198
I have seen kvetching on this scale from only three people/things in history
>Christ
>Hitler
>this fucking stock
That alone tells me it’s something I need to be a part of. By the way, my offer still stands: I will sell my entire stack if any of you chucklefuck shills/meltdownies can prove to me that the moass is impossible, even in theory. Tell me how all of the research that’s been done over the past year is wrong

>49969157
>think work only applies to jobs
by all means move your goalposts to fit your shit posts. Wish I could say glad to know I'm a winner in your eyes, but you're clearly a retarded piece of shit waiting for anybody to react

>>49969378
Holy shit you ran on a treadmill you unemployed fatfuck? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>49969231
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>>49968972
The other Publix poster yesterday said he wouldn't be back until Monday so I'm not sure which Publix poser is our senpai now.
>Sure, I'll take a club sub

I once gave a women shit for smoking while pregnant

I'm going to Food Lion, you guys need anything?

>49969415
Fat dick. This was fun though, thanks for bumping the thread retard.

Have a good one anons, hope you can work on the things you love to do. Even the faggots glued to shitposting

The planets have aligned. MOASS tomorrow.

I wish I swung. Since the sneeze this stock turned out to be a swingers dream on easy mode.
>Thanks GS!

>>49969469
As you fucking well should.

>>49969544
On a Sunday?

>>49966831
I'm going to enjoy seeing you arrogant cannucks get crushed.

>>49969631
You dare question the alignment?

Hold my frens. We are all going to make it.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>shall we play a game once more?
the rod and ring will strike. its next week

where is link to q post? what if it's just another larper

>>49969873
It's monday in 2 more days.

my rod is about to strike a ring if you know what I mean

>>49969907
and whatever forum they're on tell them to fucking buy gamestop so that we get our run up to 200+. Q people have the autism to bet their life savings on trump to win the election etc so they should fomo into GME. tell them about r/superstonk etc

>>49970005
>>49970005
RIP china?

>>49969995
There’s literally no downside to it either. They already call us Qtards and already blew the holohoax, loldolf kekler, and literally-al-qaeda cards. What else do they have?

kek baggies

>>49969995
>>49970086
all of the Q people are already invested in GME.

Please dont tell Qanon retards about gamestop. It would be horrible if they were to become rich. Literally hell on earth
We should rather invite non evil people with good intentions for the world

I understand now. No longer will I expect everyday to be MOASS and I will no longer look ahead and hype dates. I will be patient and wait with the knowledge the MOASS is inevitable. I will just live each day the best that I can and enjoy the things I like knowing that I have the winning ticket. I'm going to relax now. No need to be impatient. Anyone trying to push a false sense of urgency is a shill and anyone getting upset about things not happening needs to do a bit of self reflection. WAGMI

>>49970127
Fuck that noise. did you see the report from yesterday? IF we don't moass by july 4th i'm goin minecraft mode.

>>49970127
This. May we all learn to let out faith exceed our fears. No price is too great to go through life afraid

Stay zen

>>49970163
Sucks for you I guess. Being comfy is so much better.

Publix poster never mentions he is Publix poster the rest of the thread. He’s always a 1pbtid and is 100% Ryan Cohen letting us know when he’s in the thread

So if anyone posts the Publix pic and has 2+pbtid is not Publix anon

>>49970127
Well-said. WAGMI.
Happy Caturday!
I love Dr. B!

>>49970194
Has anyone actually received their items from Publix though?

>>49970192
minecraft IS comfy.

>>49970211
No and that’s why Publix anon is Ryan Cohen

He never delivers

>>49970194
Yeah I was wondering about that. There was a 2ptid Publix poster on yesterday.

>>49969873
who/what is he supposed to be affiliated with? Politics, GME..?

>>49970227
Shit...

>>49970227
What if we used grubhub tho?

>>49969873
Could the Boom Boom Boom be the SCOTUS judgements? gun rights, abortion, death of administrative state?
Curious that Q is back now and we are nearing the MOASS?

>>49970119
clownworld demands they also be rich

I had a dream Jim Cramer trapped me in his hotel room and got naked. I don't like this anymore Ryan can you hurry up so I don't have to see this man on reddit anymore

>>49970291
I choose to believe this. It would be a clown world worthy moment.

>>49970192
>Being comfy is so much better.
There is nothing comfy about waiting a year and half as well as having the company drag its ass on the promise of the marketplace and the stock split.
The whole comfy movement is just a cope to cover all the stress of life and waiting. It may be enough for some, but in the end holders are still getting screwed every day while our adversaries and gme board of directors are already wealthy and do not experience the daily stress of survival as we do. That is the reality.

>>49970291
>Curious that Q is back now and we are nearing the MOASS?
6/24/2022 ring any bells?
>666
patriots are in control
death to moloch and the 222

>>49970324

>>49970291
WAGMI

>>49970342
>I choose to believe this.
that's why you're gonna make it

>>49969378
thats a pretty solid pace anon, I'm trying to get back to sub 20. That shit is harder now if only because I have to commute to a fucking office and waste my time

where did Q actually post? the link to you-know-where on you-know-what is down

>>49970361
ah interesting

so RC is going to be the richest (non-moth) person on earth right? I bet he's contractually obligated to only sell at a relatively low price (still gonna make him the first trillionaire.

>>49970607
Alright, I'll ask:
Who's the richest moth-person on earth?

>>49970291
>>49970342
CERN turned on and put us back on the path toward the original timeline. What you’re seeing is just the first steps
>>49970607
Who on earth would sign that contract?

>>49969631
Yes.

>>49970645
Money is only for the Non Mothschilds, they don't need it

there is no getting away from crypto. It's got its tentacles in everything.

>>49969050
Today, I woke up and went to the gym for
an hour, took a nice walk on the Vegas strip and got breakfast served by a lovely young woman, I walked across the street and went in the pool at a luxurious casino (Aria) and then took a nap on a beach chair, I'm about ready to walk back to my awesome apartment and I'll go in the pool over there for a little bit more. I'll then shower up and have a wonderful dinner at whichever five-star Vegas restaurant I choose. I'm in great shape, I'm own some investment properties, I have a apartment with tremendous amenities right off of the Vegas Strip, and I have a very big bank account. That's The life you've been making fun of on your computer for the last two years. I'm fine with that deal. I have two rental properties in Philadelphia that I'm making money off of, I'm dating a beautiful young lady here in Vegas, and yesterday was the same as today and tomorrow will be very similar. This is my life seven days per week. You stay on the computer every single day. This is the final time I will laugh at you and then l'Il ignore you forever.

>>49970227
>never delivers
He isnt a delivery driver. You have to go to his place to pick it up.

He is tired of throwing out tendie subs. Seriously, stop wasting food, go pick your order up.

>>49970645
Spread through the family.
They own all of the debt of every nation with a fed.

>>49970645
The descendants of Christopher Columbus.

>>49970127
You people are the biggest faggots on the board, everyday I spend not as a millionaire is a day wasted

>>49970607
>contractually obligated to only sell at a relatively low price
What the fuck are you talking about, anon.

The fact that these threads still exist means that many of us still believe. I'd just like to bring up to my fellow baggies that we've got shills going pretty hard these days. it's gotta mean something. Keep going my friends, we'll make it someday.

>>49970291
>Curious that Q is back now and we are nearing the MOASS?
You baggies think everything curious. A year and a half of curious. KEK

>>49970819
Truly, wagmi

does anyone have documents for the DTCC waiving margin that was posted yesterday?

>>49965683
Wow are you fucking serious why do they care they can't even have babies. Fucking goddamnit I cannot wait to buy this website and fix this goddamn shit.

>>49970819
There is exactly a zero percent chance that I'll sell until we stop getting shills. As long as sanjeet and co are in here shitting up these threads we're right over the target as far as I'm concerned.

>>49970495
Thanks anon, you got this. Long drives to work always take some of the drive from personal progress. Diet and core exercises helped me bring my times down, but I probably don't have to mention that if you were hitting sub 20's. Good luck.

>>49970663
No job?

>>49969153
>The subreddits are monitored by volunteers whose work is often framed as a labor of love, something they do because they care about and are interested in maintaining vibrant online communities, which Reddit hosts and makes available to users for free, in what might seem like a fair trade-off.

oh my god I fucking love being power tripping janny for free

>>49970005

This is a nice LARP

https://www.reddit.com/user/No1Important_4real/comments/vj7bpb/the_c35_cycle_married_to_borrows/idptao4/?context=3

hope it's true

>>49971364
Interesting, so they're bullish on a stock doing the exact same thing price-wise as GME?

>>49971364
Oof. For not even 1% ownership.

Fucking kek
Saturday GME baggies

why does valve allow this bullshit yet they limit steam wallet to 1k usd why is gabe faggot such a nigger faggot
also why does playerauctions still exist and why hasnt gamestop figured this out

>>49971477
valve literally allows people to cash out via 3rd parties and valve hardware shit makes no sense yet crypto is not allowed gabe newell is the biggest faggot on earth steam is fucking dog shit trash

you dont own shit

>>49971459
>baggies can never refute this
>HODL APES!!!

top kek at this one tho so they sometimes ban loooooooooooooooooool

>>49971624
why are people trying to make a living off this faggot ass steam shit justtttttttttttttttt fucking lol

how does some nigger have a 2mm inventory ffs, also you dont own shit we will just reverse all trades or ban you faggots not your keys faggot nigger im gabe newell im a fat ass nigger

>>49971477
>>49971521
>>49971624
>>49971677
tl dr basically gabe newell allows money laundering and no 1 pays taxes on this shit he should be in prison fat ass faggot steam gay ass shit

>>49971747
Don't care, pay me.

>>49971677
>worth $2m
Maybe he earned them or bought them for less and that's what they're valued at now? I don't play that game.

>>49971677
>also you dont own shit we will just reverse all trades or ban you
good luck banning and reversing blockchain transactions.

the FBI and DOJ should be up inside gabe newells faggot asshole

>make RNG type game
>make market for game
>insert cheeky line of code that gives you sought-after items
>colombian death squad cartel ''''''''buys''''''' your items that you sell for a billion USD each
>clean money

I honestly feel disappointed in myself that I am not somehow making money off of that.

>>49970005
>>49971364

>>49963999
checked but the ride isnt over. Crash just getting started.

i mean just look at this degenerate piece of shit how much is enough 4 billion not enough huh you faggot bitch newell gay ass csgo game that no1 plays

>>49971394
intersquesting

>>49971971
He’s probably in on the shorting like Bezos. Qui Bono? Or whatever

>>49971795
Have you kept the sector distribution running since your original ones from back in Dec? I would love to see the distribution with a large sample size

>>49971944
interesting. Good work anon. it seems they are 'cautiously bullish' since q3 2021 and have only grown more confident of that decision every quarter since then, increasing the options held but maintaining the ratio (roughly).

can you generate that citadel options ownership chart for GME? Just for curiosity, don't have a hunch or idea or anything.

>>49972024
yeah pulled a new sector distribution on june 14, so the total market distribution is attributed to over 12000 symbols. It's still financial services that is the largest sector overall and its still healthcare that is the largest sector in the shorts.

>>49963869
>>49964303
>>49964517
/gme/ has some nice OCs, what are your favourites?

>>49971703
They don't make real money. Just steam credits.

>Gabe
>Rich
>Fat fuck
>Better at selling games and hardware than chohen
>Make baggies seethe
Yeah I think Gabe's pretty based.

>>49972068
I meant to say average all the basket data if you still have it and compare it to the current total market distribution. With a bigger sample size for the basket distribution, not just a daily or weekly one, we could see if they play with it over a long time frame (which I think they do). I can't remember, but have you ran the sector distribution for the 1680 list? That could be interesting too. I will get on that GME graph now

>>49971068
https://twitter.com/RepMaxineWaters/status/1540318859915313155

>>49972190
this is the current distribution for the shorted stocks if thats what you were asking.

>>49972362
I'm thinking how this all ends is that fedwire gets knocked offline again, they can't waive margin requirements if their ACH service is down.

>>49972362
based

>>49971394
jesus christ
keep track of these dates, if they turn out to be true then his batshit predictions about how many floats have been shorted and his $63k price target might come true
>Here's a few run dates.
>July 5 and or 6.
>August 2 and 8.
>Possible split coming mid August September or next year March.

what the hell is everyone even talking about iit?

>>49972383
I am surprised by the lack of representation of Financial services in the basket

sector distribution of shorted stocks versus all stocks. Going to take an afternoon nap.

>>49972467
schizo shit to keep us entertained until Monday. Don't bother looking for hopium, we're long past needing any of that.

>>49971394
>claims actual short interest is between 90000% and 180000%
>but it’s only going to 8x TSLA
nice larp indeed. If those float numbers are even halfway accurate this bitch goes to infinity

>>49972467
gamestop

>>49963699
What are you anons playing this weekend? I’m replaying BoTW while I wait for Live A Live to come out.

>>49972497
what are you running on then?

>>49972443
Yeah we'll see. That dude has made some very esoteric against-the-grain predictions that tend to come true over the last year, so I want to believe.
>>49972530
DCS

>>49972555
pure hate.

>>49972555
Data and evidence, no hopium required.

Also >>49972566, i.e. the knowledge that this either ends with massive wealth or Minecraft

Kek crypto baggies

>>49972566
kek and check
>>49972577
>not needing hopium
what are you some kinda robot AI?

>>49972514
>between
>63k or 4.5k after split
Where's the fucking range, that's one figure.

>>49972630
I, for one, am an autistic robot that exists solely to buy gamestop shares.

>>49972643
>I, for one, am an autistic robot that exists solely to buy gamestop shares.

It’s impossible that we’ve exerted all the psychic energy on manifesting something that can’t happen. Everything I know about life tells me something will happen

>>49972711
We're gonna need a bigger computer.

>>49972559
>esoteric against-the-grain predictions that tend to come true
Such as?

>>49972667
kek; jej, even

>>49972721
look through the dude's post history and reddit archives (because he's a faggot and deletes shit), essentially he comes up with dates for runs outside the cyclic understanding of the rest of SS and FWFB and tends to be right

>>49972559
It will probably be March or later right after thousands of normies sell. That’s how these things usually go. There has to be a sacrifice

>>49972049
Not perfect, couldn't get the dates lined up exactly right, but here it is

>>49972760
It's been a year and a half my GooMEr, I can tell you right now that I am not doing that. I've been on here practically every day and have never seen this dude. Your going to have to spoonfeed me, or else I'm writing it off as more dateshill faggotry.

>>49972711
If it doesn't happen... well this might not be the best time to bank on average citizens not being prepared to revolt

Cohen, please make your move. THE move. I am not overleveraged just bored, never selling but my god you have the kills shot. Send it

>>49972902
No, get a job. I couldn't have been clearer about this.

>>49972992
I have a job but #WORK is about Slack you faker

>>49972902
It's saturday.

>>49972992
Fine, you faggot. Might as well

>>49973022
Still beats St Kneeling day becoming a day the casino is closed

>>49973003
>>49973003
>>49973003
Threaded.

>>49963859
>>49963894
>>49963914 (You too)
>>49963961
>>49964983
>>49968881
WAGMI.

>>49972483
>>49972818
The data you guys regularly process is insane.

>>49972530
ESO has been my main game for right now. Great amount of single player content for an mmo

>>49968972
Imagine being you.