/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49962952
I have inserted my penis into a woman who matches this sterotype.

Algochad here. Do not engage with such women.

>>49962952

These threads are gold

>>49962990
hope you managed to get it out in one piece

>>49962952
I love these threads.

>>49962952
>be me
>marry dream qtπ
>buy her family home
>have three kids
>she's a great mom and stay at home wife
>she's frugal so we can save and invest
>she keeps it tight and we frequently have sex
>refinance during pandemic to once in a lifetime low rate of 2.25%
>pay off mortgage and sell family home when kids are grown
>downsize to dream house for two and retire in my 50s
Feels good man

>>49962952
bump

>>49962952
I (heart) Jerome Powell.

>>49965050
NOT AGAIN

>>49962952
>honey, you mowed the yard again without edging the driveway. i told you that you have to edge the driveway every time or it looks sloppy. i dont care if you saw lightning, get out there and do it
>honey you washed my car but didn't wax it. you heard what Chad at the dealership said about taking care of the paint. go wax it, please, it's not that hard
>honey i know we just remodeled the kitchen three years ago but i'm seeing all this cute stuff on pinterest about white kitchens and i think i want to do that to ours. i know you're retarded with power tools but i'm really going to need you to figure it out and start on this project so its done before we host thanksgiving this year
>honey you cant go fishing with your dad this weekend. you two just went last year, why do you need to go again? i know he just beat cancer again but he beat it once already, he'll be fine. we need you here to get stuff done around the house
>honey Aiden wants his room painted again. i know we just painted it six months ago but that new Marvel movie came out and he wants the colors to match his Marvel face mask he wears to school
>honey can we cancel your gym membership? its just such a waste of money. you're 34 years old, who are you working out for? no one notices or cares. can we cancel it?
>honey you're going to have to get a higher-paying job. or work weekends or something. this Putin price hike thing is killing us, the kids may have to choose between soccer or dance class this fall and i'm not going to let them miss out on life because of money
>honey did you schedule your booster yet? you haven't!? look, i don't give a damn if you die, but i'm not losing this house and taking the kids out of private school because you read some stupid anti-vax shit online and left us with a bunch of medical bills and no income
>honey, no we're not having sex tonight. stop asking, it doesn't turn me on when you ask. don't touch me either. just leave me alone. go take care of it yourself

Looking forward to getting married

>>49965292
you obviously know that the sex stops shortly after marriage. but the affection stops, too, and that's worse. say goodbye to random hugs and long kisses and her scratching the back of your neck and rubbing your arm while you're driving. i miss those things more than i miss pussy. also, something else they don't tell you is that the woman often turns into a project manager with you as the day laborer. get ready to spend your weekends doing projects, home renovation, landscaping, car detailing, etc.

>>49965195
That first one is wholesome

>>49965326
What if you just keep going to her and taking your dick out

>>49965326
why would you marry a woman that does this to you? seems a bit retarded

>>49962952
Such a forced meme. Wise herb in the field.

>>49962952
Kek which anon has a complete cunt if a wife and keeps making these

>>49965377
because they don't become a cold, frigid bitch of a roommate until after they've gotten what they want (wedding, house, kids, nice car, etc.). they have no reason to keep up the pretense of affectionate love anymore now they're satisfied. my wife was affectionate and warm to me when we were dating but that slowly and completely changed a few years into marriage. i'm not exaggerating when i say that she hasn't initiated a kiss or a hug in months. forget about the sex part, i'm too embarrassed to tell you the last time i had sex with her.

>>49965420
how can you not hug/kiss/sex? what do you do together all weekend

>watch tv from opposite ends of the couch
>sleep in different beds

>>49965420
Jesus, i feel you. Hope you can find fulfillment in other endeavours

>>49965420
post body. maybe shes not attracted to you because you are fat and ugly

>>49965462
weekends we do projects or spend time with our kids. but you're right about the different beds. and we just don't touch each other. we're roommates who share a house and co-parent. lots of married couples are like this, anon. i try to warn young men about what can happen when you get married. most men can cope with the lack of pussy. few can cope with never being touched.

>>49965487
i've lifted weights for 20 years and eat low carb.

>>49965420
I think you may have just described getting old

>>49965497
why do you sleep in different beds? did that happen before you got married?

>>49965516
both of us snore and have drastically different temperature preferences.

>>49965420

Sorry, man. It really is hell. Same thing happened in my brief two year marriage, only she was already bitchy and frigid before we even tied the knot and I was too pussy to back out and eat the sunk wedding costs.

Between the rotten attitude, fighting over her woke bullshit, and her only showering like once a week I couldn't even get it up to fuck her after about a year in. I spent the last year of my marriage jerking off to nasty porn downstairs because real sex with my wife became that repulsive. I could not stand to have her see me undressed even.

It sucked bad and it could have been worse, all things considered. I only lost like $20k from a prenup (thank God), and no kids to support.

Too many marriages are indentured servitude with the archaic divorce laws backing them up by brute force.

>>49965563
why would you marry someone who only has a shower once a week, were you just desperate?

>>49965420
>i'm too embarrassed to tell you the last time i had sex with her.
If she's not having sex with you she doesn't love you

>>49962952
I miss my crazy ex and her unrelenting fury. We were meant to buy a house together but I ended up buying it by myself

>>49965326
I'm not married but I've seen my father going through this, despite being fit, making good money and having a high social status job.
He ended up cheating recently (which I indirectly found out) and got caught.
I love my mom and would have probably been mad at him when I was 15 but now I'm 30 I almost feel pity for him.

>>49965563
wow anon, glad you got out of that horrible situation before it destroyed you. i'm still attracted to my wife and want to have sex with her, but she's told me she is no longer attracted to me. not because of my looks, just that she has fallen out of love with me. both of us are detached from one another. it hasn't really affected her at all, she doesn't even really seem to care. but it bothers me obviously. i feel alone in a house full of people. i'm starting to develop some anxiety which i've never had before. men don't deal well with living with a woman but receiving nothing from her physically/emotionally. i sound like a giant pussy but this shitposting is therapeutic to me since i dont have anyone i can talk to about this

>>49965583
i'm fully aware of this, anon. shes told me many times that she doesn't love me.

>>49965646
Then get divorced why go through this?

>>49965654
divorce is expensive, and so is paying for two separate residences. you've obviously seen the housing market right now. a one bedroom apartment is $1,500 at minimum. plus, it's not fair to my kids to rip my family apart just because dad isn't getting any pussy or love from mom. i'm just trying to keep everything normal for my family because thats whats fair to them. they didn't ask for their dad to leave so i'm not going to leave. i just have to cope

>>49965699
>it's not fair to my kids to rip my family apart just because dad isn't getting any pussy or love from mom
In all seriousness you're teaching your kids a loveless marriage is normal which is very damaging. It's more important that mom and dad are living and rôle modeling a healthy lifestyle than that they are together.

>>49965714
It's more important to stick together than divorce. You're completely wrong. The kids will see divorce as a normal thing

>>49963061
No they fucking aren't MODS RANGE THE SAMEFAGGOTS AND OP HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>49965722
Divorces are caused by unhealthy relationships. If you teach kids that unhealthy relationships are normal they will end up divorced multiple times.

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>>49965583
Nice job bumping this bot spam you fucking moron KYS and everyone promoting this bullshit from the tranny discord.

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>>49963061
Three Iphone fags in a spam thread what a fucking shock mods fucking range do your fucking job you lazy pieces of shit.

>>49965761
>birches about people bumping a tread he thinks is cancer
>bumps thread
You're a fucking moron

>>49965699
very manly of you to sacrifice yourself for the greater good because of her rotten behavior

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>>49965778
Looks like SOMEONE’S being a negative Nancy because their Zestimate fell even more than ours did, honey