/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's over. Aside from the killing of babies, what does California has to offer now?

Oil will never go down again

David Shaw purchased 5% of SIGA.
You have 2 hours and 45 minutes to buy or you are a confirmed retard.
https://www.conferencecalltranscripts.com/summary/?id=11015730

how much VOO to make it?

>>49956054
Bishop Ranch BTFO

>>49956067
This man was right all along

>>49956070
2.5million worth at the very least.

>>49956070

sui stack is 3000 shares

>>49956067
I know someone with the last name shaw
Shes kinda cute
Not very jewish

why do i keep making losing trades on red days but then sleep through the green ones without trading at all god damn fuck it

Hi mum
Remember when you mocked us when we warned you that spy would never be above 400 again?
Just a friendly reminder
spy will never be above 400 again
Sincerely
bobo

>>49956091
Fellow SIGA sisters. Understand that if you didn't hold shares before today and didn't slurp this dipperino you are destined to be poor. The SCOTUS is trying to suppress gay sex but nothing can stop the power of gay sex.

>>49956039
why is bull market back? any reason eli5

You are attending your local womens' rights protest, right anon?

>>49956154
Might as well be.

Sold SQQQ tuesday
Buying back in next Friday
Is it really this easy

>>49956091
We twisted his arm to buy SIGA lol.

>>49956153
the supreme court is against men blowing each other?

Is it really over bobros? Bought a bunch of SPY put expiring the beginning of august. Am I fucked?

Janny, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sound in your window
Then he struck you, a crescendo Janny

He came into your smg thread
He left the ban stains on the carpet
And then you ran to the mods and
You were struck down
It was your doom

Janny are you okay
so janny are you okay
are you okay janny?

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY JANNY

How did you guys do today?

>>49956193
+2.6%
Not bad

I slurped up some AMD earlier in the week and sold calls for some downside protection. I was able to buy the $84 calls back for 30cents when AMD was tanking yesterday. I wish I had the foresight to load up on the 84 calls expiring today for 30 cents. Would have been 10 baggers in one day.

>>49956179
They are going to go after gay marriage. But men putting their dicks in poop and then having their boyfriend suck the poop off is far too powerful. Also consider the fact white women fuck dogs.

>>49956170
He was bearish on it, until I started spamming gay sex shit covered wojacks every post. Never under estimate the power of memes

>>49956225
O fuck I just masturbated is this still legal? Or is it murder times millions?

>>49956229
I still think siga is another jeethorse silver mines with all the memes and being constantly pushed, especially with how it all started. But w/e a fag removing plague would be extremely based either way.

They think monkey pee is a meme.

>>49956260
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN MAKING MEMES AND SHITPOSTING WHILE YOU MAKE MONEY
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE FED AND SOXL, DON'T PICK NEW STOCKS, NOOOOOO

SIGA will be known as the great smg IQ filter. Low IQ and High IQ will make it. Midwits will eat shit.

Are anons really saying the bullrun is back on after one green day?

>>49956225
>the absolute state of white women
Also, fuck this stupid market. My euro puts are gonna get nuked on monday.

>>49956193
I'm in cash so idc

>>49956260
Gay horse was an OTC shitcoin that hide a mine with no silver, SIGA is longing gay sex and degeneracy under a democrat administration. You do the math.

>>49956193
Closed bear spreads Thursday. Made $4k this week but today I opened some NVDA bear spreads 172.5/170’s and obviously big green dildo end of market made my shit decline a bit

>>49956260
You do know the memes here are made by me (garbage don) in paint, and the siga guy on stocktwits named SIGAMINDSET right? I drive a forklift at boeing and I dunno wtf he does for a living. I can guarantee you my hands are white

Sup frens back after a year being out of the market. First buy back in was soxl at 13.15. Missed this feel. Also this is podcast anon.

>>49956286
No, it's just another dead cat bounce, but I made back some of my losses so I'm ok with it... I'm still leaning bobo though

>>49956184
no, load up on em it will be a long ride

>>49956286
euphoric optimism
they will once again fall for the bulltrap.

Reminder the recession was cancelled earlier this week. I thought I sent you all the fax.

>>49956322
Uh..actually sir its SigmaGrindsetMale and I make those memes for fun in Paint3D. I am also 100% in SIGA.

>>49956279
So are you the low IQ or Lower IQ?

>>49956067
That's only like 32 million dollars. Not that much for a hedge fund.

>>49956388
oh shit sorry to fuck up your name fren. Feels good to be making money off globalhomo for a change. I dropped 10k in CMRX this morning too. Its a smaller position than my SIGA, and its FDA approved to kill

>Roe v Wade gets overturned
>market goes up
USA

How does the limit on tfsa's work with investments? If my limit is 30k, I deposit 30k, then buy and sell a stock for a 5k profit, do I need to withdraw that 5k to stay under the limit or can I reinvest it?

>>49956380
Honestly if energy tanks I see it. CPI comes in lower. We all know energy was pumping inflation. Fed can take a less aggressive approach. Markets saved till further down the road. Unfortunately by the time the announcement happens spy is already back at 450 because insider's are cunts

I won $104 today.

Hello Bobo niggers. Don’t forget to kys

Getting kind of sick of the SIGA spam desu

>>49956460
gmi

the gap between june 10th and 13th in spy daily closed perfectly

>>49956473
thats because your straight

>>49956342
See you when soxl is under $6.

>>49956473
LETS TALK ABOUT SOXL and OIL!!!!!!

>>49956469
ngmi

>>49956441
Bruh the fact that CMRX was picked by Canada this morning made me so mad. That shit actually causes bad liver damage. I did a ton of research when I selected which POX stock.
People are going to get fucked up permanently by that. Like...if you end up having to take the antivirals for this thing do not take theirs. Request not getting it. Luckily, the Asian countries are favoring our product along with the US.

THIS GOES FOR ANYONE READING THIS.

>makes 10%

Heh if I were trading with $1mil that would be $100k

>>49956469
I hope you aren’t holding I really the weekend!

YEP, that's a chad ladder. We're mooning all next week bobos prepare yourselves

>>49956440
That's 5% of the entire SIGA float and will be worth half a billion dollars in a year.

>>49956473
Agreed. Seems its just an excuse for a bunch of closet faggits to spam.

Go to your real home:
>>>/lgbt/

Damn, I wanna order a pizza but I don't know what toppings to get.
>SIGAs don't say meatlovers.

Wall Street is happy because now we’ll have more workers and consumers.

>>49956496
Sold an hour before close. Im a swing chad. Come on man, hold through the weekend? What's this gaysex shit people are talking about. Also can a fren give me a run down of the chad stocks and the tranny stocks that are currently being shilled.

>>49956554
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT SEMICONDUCTORS AND ASTROLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST KEEP /SMG/ PURE!!!!!!!!

>>49956445
In 20 years we'll have a good size wagie workforce.

>>49956225

>>49956574
did she died

>>49956574
powerful

Should i put butter on my steak

>>49956624
Yes. Low test question.

>>49956574
I'm swinging perma long AMD for the next 10 years or so. Probably even longer than that. Think of it more like a pendulum through molasses trade.

>>49956624
You have to baste that shit nigger.

>>49956584
In 20 years the USA will be 30% black and 50% Hispanic

>>49956067
hmm it's real
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1010086/000110465922074298/0001104659-22-074298-index.htm
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1009268/000110465922074298/tm2219342d1_sc13g.htm
>Percent of Class Represented by Amount in Row (9) 5.0%

>open up indeed
>3rd month in a row the pay for positions promoted to me are flat
It really is over isn’t it

>>49956624
u should have a fresh stem of thyme and cook the butter in in, then spoon it over your steak.

>>49956624
salt n pepper on the steak. high heat so you get nice charr on the steak. then finish in lowish heat in oven

>>49956445
then just imagine if orange man is back in office in 2024, green candles forever

>>49956569
Unironically. Mostly black tho

>>49956658
Are you supposed to put the butter while its cooking or after

>>49956640
This is how jpow was fixing black unemployment tho

>>49956536
One bad trade and you'll be down $100k.

>>49956689
Let it melt in the pan and spoon it over the steak for a bit.

>>49956689
>Teflon
Nigger what are you doing

>>49956714
I dont know honestly

>>49956663

FUCK YOU CATHIE

IM NOT OKAY

FUCKCKCKCKCKCJ

Where’s QT

Odd beer
Even wine

utilities are fucked

>>49956689
>not cast iron
ngmi

>>49956700
But anon they're not unemployed because they can't get jobs

>>49956566
I would recommend cum farts with corn

Posted this a few days ago but didn't get any good theories. IS pic related bullish or bearish?

On one hand could be bullish because Jay wants to acoomulate and thinks the price will go up. On the other hand (((Gilbert))) sold a shit pile at the literal top which is bearish. Overall I kinda think it's bearish and Farner is just trying to save face that the company isn't headed for lean times. Curious what other anons think.

As soon as I buy something it dumps. I bought ASTR at 3:40 p.m. then it dumped into close. Then I sold the exact bottom, and goes up after hours?

Why are they like this Anons?! REEEEE

>>49956636
Nice. What’s your strategy? Why AMD?

>>49956807
Is that really a trannie or does ladyboy mean something else where she's from?
If yes then that's the most insidious trap I ever saw

>>49956856
How new are you that you don't know the difference between a tranny and a ladyboy?

>>49956807
>But I'm not lady
Atleast he's honest

>>49956689
>>49956714
>>49956769
lmfao not cast iron. Enjoy the shitty taste anon

>>49956890
tastes good
maybe a little too much salt but its fine

>>49956732
Kek

>>49956910
forgot pic
have a nice weekend /smg/
you are my best friends

>>49956927
Eat bugz you faggot

>>49956446
Profits don't count baby

>>49956927
Well done, anon well done. I mean, medium rare. I mean, good job!

>>49956927
MSM is pumping out the fear SIGACHADS. 50 + mutations. We got a chad virus here boys

>>49956927
Damn bro.. that steak is fucked up. I know it satisfied you because I used to cook steaks like that but after a mexican taught me how to cook one while I was working at a restaurant I can safely tell you you are missing out on an even better tasting steak.

1.let your steak drink out for like 5 mins before putting in on the grill or stove. Wrap it in paper towels.

2. Spoon the fat draining from your steak as it cools back on top of your steak, and drizzle the excess onto your steak ad you plate it.

3. Wrap your steak in foil tightly for 3 minutes after taking it off the grill or
stove

Fuck just 6 days till payday.. Not gonna lie; I've got just $2 in my checking account right now. (But I've got plenty of essentials & gas so fuck I'm good till payday).

>>49957013
Dry out*

The thing that I hate about all this Roe v Wade bullshit is that it really makes it obvious how many people don't understand how their country works at all. All the dumb wokeoids saying "the Supreme Court is so useless!!" just plainly don't get that the Supreme Court only decided that previous case law wasn't constitutional, they didn't make some overarching ruling on abortion. If some ding dong can whip up a constitutionally sound argument for why the federal government should guarantee abortion access then they'd rule in favor of it, otherwise it's just up to states like, y'know, everything else

>>49957013
>>49956988
cheers

>>49956811
Very interesting, I'm going to have a look into this one over the weekend.
(reddit spacing)
GOOG provided one hell of a trade today. $2300 contracts ran from $6 to $72
(reddit spacing)
https://pastebin.com/ktwwnMLv
For interested day traders, stock discussion, trade ideas.

>>49957049
GET YOUR HEAD DOWN
TAKE COVER

what is SPX going to peak at before the Fed announces another rate hike in july/august? i'm thinking like 4100

>>49957049
what's wrong with you? Why do you hate women? Get laid
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH ABORTSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>49956994

>>49957056
Yeah I'm a little buzzed and had a lot of typos but you are a few steps away from cooking an even more amazing steak. Your cooked to rare ratio is spot on.

>>49957049
>Fresh meat for the TrannyJanny grinder

>why yes, I bought SPY puts @368
>no, I didn't attend any special ed classes in school, why are you asking?

>>49957020
>$2 in my checking account
That's what a credit card is for anon
>Get paid, pay off card, dump remainder into portfolio
>Use credit card for everything until payday
>Pay off card and repeat cycle

test

>>49957106
Boomer Zoomer

>>49957151
This desu.

>>49957049
I'm just waiting for the ask that people be engaged with their state/local government and the screeching that its racist because poors don't have time for that.

sauce?

>>49957151
Lmao that's exactly what I do too

>>49957122
Now lets see the expiration anon

>>49956994

>>49957179
It's after hours on a Friday and apparently that was too off topic for Those Who Work For Free

My SOXL average is 39.28, how much should I be throwing in at these levels? Are there better leveraged plays right now? Apparently LABU has been ripping but I never know about bioshit, and I'm waiting for the top of oil to buy some DRIP but for some reason that's taking forever

>>49957165

>>49957066
checked.

joined your group, will check it for any insights on RKT and other. /smg is fun but it'd mostly just shilling tickers with not much insight.

Quesiton for the bulls who exited their positions knowing full well we are going down next month:

If the SPY bounces at 350 which ticker would you slurp?

Oilfags about to get dumpstered by realfags.

If you compare the charts between RKLB and ASTR, they dumped at exactly the same time into closing today. This is creeping me out, bros.

>>49957232
why is it always /smg/ that gets the most janny overwatch?

>>49957281
Yeah this is bullish for the entire market.

>>49957281
The MSM already blew it with Covid. Everyone is immunised to their bullshit pox doom. They have been trying for weeks but no one gives a shit except for SIGAfags

>>49957307
Because we also have the most salty retards spamming the report button

>>49957328
no one i talk to irl has even heard of it or they think it’s only for gay people

>>49957329
can't they go to /fit/ and unleash their rage on the coomers there?

Bros can we legalize drinking and driving next?

>>49957328
First time people see pictures of people covered in massive pustules its over.

>>49957378
this
anons have no idea how vain the average normal faggot on instagram is

>>49957186
shes not even wearing a bra
she has bar bell nipple piercings

>>49957378
It will be bullish for the vaccine. They don't want to get the monkey pee so they will get the shot. Which means BVNRY going to skyrocket.

I get legitimately upset when I pass opportunities like today. I saw a SPY call close yesterday at $900 and end at $19,000. A cheap OTM option today could make bank in a week, just need to foresee when the market pumps and when it dumps

>>49957412
I won't doubt that BVNRY will skyrocket, but its product sucks ass. 80% successrate, can't be given during serious infection, can cause permanent damage, people vaccinated can spread a minor virus to those with immune issues, etc.
Plus that company is corrupt and incompetent to the core. A dying company.

In the long run, SIGA is the ONLY way to deal with this. I will not be distracted by shitty bioshits.

>>49957049
Liberals wepaonized the court for decades since atleast FDR, they get what they fucking deserve

>>49957106
two days until fudgement day

Been a while bros, are we cool now? Back at that long term trend line, r-right?

So if ASTR takes off next week, is the SEC going to come after us?

>>49957447
I've got my Cigar and Whiskey ready for that $20.

>>49957095
Lol you wish

>>49957426
The data that came out today was fucked regardless
>wtf its above expectation! dump! inflation! Rape hikes!
>Wtf its below! RECESSION NAO
both were equally likely to a retail investor.

>>49957232
Anon oil fell 28% if you were competent you would have at least bought some DRIP earlier

>>49957165
lmfao

>>49957328
my parents this weekend had no clue wtf mnkeypox was. When I told them about it, they laughed at me.
Soon they will be scared
t.liberal indoctrinated parents

PLTRannies how are we feeling?

/smg/ bros.. I just got home from work and couldn't watch the markets.
Are we back?
Or is it all fake and gay

>>49957563
Dead cat bounce

>>49957493
You're right in the short term but I do think that oil will keep going up through the summer. I'm hoping there's another obvious top in August or September and that's when I shall strike. Either that or I'll just keep throwing money into SOXL.

>>49957563
Schrodinger's market

>>49956039
Whats the best way to invest in real estate? REITs or an ETF of one? The Vangaurd etf sucks dick

>>49957635
IYR or XHB I'm shorting both

>>49957570
it was a strange one, since there was next to no volatility all day long.

>>49957635
XLRE is the best REIT ETF, but ETFs don't work as well for REITs compared to other industries.

I find it hilarious that the WHO and CDC are going to let the New York Pride take place. They rather have a full blown pandemic than to tell the gays to stop butt stuffing each other. lmfao, god damn this world is honked.
JUNE 26TH 4 MILLION ROCK HARD DISEASED COCKS NEW YORK

>>49957658
The volatility was overnight

>>49957682
are you the anon who has 90K in siga calls expiring next week

>>49957682
Why contain it? Monkey pee and Monkey poo is doing a great job.

>>49957682
you’re forgetting san francisco

Y’all know where I could get a hookup for some of that insider information?

where my bear bros at? I got a 375-360 bear debit spread on the SPY for Aug 5th I feel pretty good about this one I think the real dump begins in the fall

>>49957728
>>49957728
Invest wisely.

>>49957751
More detailed.

Reminder that oil will fall off a cliff once the real financial calamity begins. Demand destruction like you've never seen. Be warned. This isn't 2008, the commodity fuckery this time around is incomparable.

>>49957682
There's actually a strong incentive for the pharma industry for every pathogen to become a full pandemic.

>>49957682
I will laugh my fucking ass off if cases blow up in 2-4 weeks since that will obviously be directly related to the pride shit

>>49957768
why isn't "literally hitler because you guys kept poking the white man" on that list?

>>49957793
>if
anon, i…..

>>49957808
finna fomo into gaysex (ticker:SIGA) in about 1 week no cap fr

>>49957801
It's on there. It's called Social Cohesion Erosion.

How do I get calls on betting that her right eyelid will go up 3/5ths the way from fully open by friday july 1st

liberals are losing it

>>49957860
Lmao is this real? Thomas is not a nigger. Thomas is a based black man. Fuck this little cunt.

>>49957682
Not to mention all the abortion roasties will be out protesting. Ground Zero for le next pandemic/

>>49957891
she just deleted it but yeah it is real
https://twitter.com/IndieCat30/status/1540437487335706624

>>49957891
it is, comments are gold

>>49957860
Kek Thomas should overturn Brown v Board and write the majority opinion

>>49957860
>its real
Top kek
Lmao
So does that mean I scream nigger in public and just say its to get people's attention and not racism intended?

We finna bounce all next week. We going to 4100. Haha.

>>49957917
>Thomas overturns Dred Scott v. Sanford

>>49957941
When is Biz going to over turn Monkey V Pox?

>>49957714
No, he sold that shit last week for a loss. I only have 45k in SIGA at 11.30

>the year is 2024
>half the population has now been infected with the monkey, which has now mutated
>many anons have made millions off of SIGA and a few unlucky ones have died
>Monkey V Pox is still a filtered word on smg because some failed pajeet cryptoshitcoin from 2022 existed for a week

>>49958023
diet + exercise
now

Should I just long china stocks? Literally nothing stops them and they keep producing shit. I don't believe they will even have their occasional collapses.

>>49958029
how many to make it
also,
gonna be next year not 24

>>49958055
I made this for fun, don't care if it looks pajeety. I think its funny.

>>49958036
Or Vietnam like 2 years ago

I'm down 1.6% again today.

>>49958029
based

>>49958074
so i can’t make it off 2000$ ?

>>49958029
>>49958074
I think you need more than 5000 shares to become a millionaire. What is your target sell price?

>SPXS DOWN 12%
At least MO went up. Ha. Ha.

>401k
>hold only etfs
>retire decades from now
>all my gains are taxed 0-20%
>mutual fund retards are taxed like normal income and are losing 25-39% of their investments and dividends

Are riots going to delay the big crash? Sad.

>>49958112
I never said they'd be a millionaire. I just said they'd be a Sigaillionaire.
Though if monkey truly becomes a super large issue then you can see $400 easily because of the float size.

it's over bobros, spy is hitting 500 by the end of july

Blood in the streets tonight. A grand re-awakening. d'Artagnan's prophecy fulfilled. A snake for a lamb. Mashallah

mack daddy says recession canceled

Every financial decision I made this year has been bad.

>>49958208
ahh what a good boy

When's the time for me to go balls deep into bonds?

What spreads should I open next week

>*GOLDMAN RAISING $2B TO BUY CELSIUS NETWORK ASSETS: COINDESK
Lol. DeFi.

July VX ticked up 0.40 since that ES rally took off into the last hour.

i was debating short between 3917.5 (highest vol price from a few sessions ago, roughly) and 3919.75 (3920 was the last large order on the book)... but of course cancelled 17.5 at the last moment . Lol.

the stock market's historic success coincides with america's historic success, if the republicans keep doing unbelievable unpopular shit like this the US is gonna have a brain drain problem

>>49956747
But anon, Cathie Wood has saved the US economy!

>>49958379
>states getting decide under what circumstances should they allow it you get to kill your unborn baby is unpopular
>in a world with easily accessible birth control
people care less than what the libtard media would want you to think only the absolute most degenerate people on the planet care about this crap no one else gives a crap but what do I know I just live here
HONK

>>49958490
Not everyone wants birth control, BC is like temporary sterilization and fucks your hormones. Abortions are easier, quicker, and safer. My gf gets an abortion at least once a month and she's totally healthy, and feels great after. It's like taking a nice big satisfying shit. Abortions, that is. It's like prune juice for women's stomachs.

>>49958554

>15m volume in after hours on ASTR
I suspect ASTR anon works for some hedgefund and was dumping the shares on anons here

>>49958554
b8

>>49958554
life is already hard enough as a transwoman seeing as I totally menstruate and what not but now I have to deal with getting pregnant too? I really am playing life on hard mode I feel bad for all the woman I oppressed as a man but now I'm on the right side of history and will troon out even harder

>>49958287
The only balls deep bond play you should be making is shorting HYG.

>>49957426
Yep I do too especially when it's stuff I've seen happen and with certain conditions. So many 5x opportunities I've missed out on because I don't push the buy button.

Am becoming extremely reckless and get the feeling I may go all in next time. My fate is either free of the wage cage or trapped in it (i do not recommend this as i know a lot of youare mentally weak and go straight for suicide when you lose). However a 5x on an all in and I'm free for good, 250k is enough to trade safely

Test

>>49957485
What data? I still have no idea why the market pumped.

It's a scam at the end of the day but I gotta know how the scam works if I want to take advantage of it before walking off with the gains and never handing it back.

>>49958633
That's a scary ass chart tbhfam

>>49958633
The next few days are CRITICAL for spy.

>>49958593
Yeah I got dumped on. I’m down $20.

>>49958633
I bought puts when SPY hit 387 got a debit spread from 375$--360$ out to august 5th since im too poor for just puts

>>49958408
Did she hit her head?

>>49958633
God I hope so.

>>49958633
just need another good shock timed just right
been a long time since the last huge natural disaster, gotta be due one
IT COULD BE TOMORROW

How do I invest in obesity?

>>49958111
Knight of Gay Sex is still very estimable

>>49958685
I hope not, she's very Deere to this community.

>>49958633
Not enough lines.

>>49958709
Insulin and that one company that just developed an ultra effective weight loss pill (Novo Nordisk?).

Also while the PC crowd got it delisted, you can still go here to see the holdings of the SLIM ETF: https://etfdb.com/etf/SLIM/#holdings

>>49958704
Bullish for Home Depot.

>>49958642
Yeah it is, but I'm heartened by the fact that it looks to be "bottoming" at its $360 mean. Not much further to go, logically.

>>49958769
Wait what? It was delisted? That’s a solid ETF!

>>49958704
>>49958770
I was going to smugly shitpost about hurricane season actually helping oil companies but if it knocks out refineries, OIL barons wouldn't win - total revenue wouldn't rise, we'd just see the economy even more strangled.

>>49958036
Ive been looking into TCEHY. Seems people think this CCP tech crackdown there is really bad but why wouldnt they want Tencent to do well and continue buying up all these companies around the world?

>>49958775
>Not much further to go, logically.
Anon, I ..
Do you know what a bear market rally is?

>>49956091
>man
Anon I..

>>49958799
When do they start pumping again? Didn't Biden just yesterday authorize the pumps to start flowing again? That's all I give a shit about. When the people in Congress finally say "enough with this climate change shit. We need to do this for a few years." I just hope it doesn't kill the planet. Right now it just seems to be causing worse weather.

>>49958799
I was a Home Depot manager years ago. Every time a twister or a hurricane decimated a city, you could see a veiled giddiness in the upper leadership when we had virtual meetings. All the way up to the VP. They just knew earnings were going to be good.

>>49958775
You say the same thing every time it conveniently bounces off a meme line or arbitrary number you hope will help you cope, and then it drills straight past it a week later.

>>49958036
china doesn't work like the rest of the market
even if you believe in their longterm growth they just might just rug the cayman island adrs the gweilo pretend are their stocks
or they could just get delisted if tensions start ramping at any point

SQQQueers how long do you guys plan to hold out? I'm willing to go to mid or late July DCAing a little per week but I'll REALLY be hurting if it doesn't pay off.

>>49958868
No, it isn't a cope. If we go lower, then it just means we passed our mean which is roughly $290-360. That's not that bad. People are on here talking about SPY getting cut in half. That would be a major crash, even if it happened over the course of a few years. That would be unfortunate. But it's not a cope; it's Grantham logic. Return to the mean

Okay bros whats going on with this market? SPY dividend arrives on thursday, VOO dividend the following monday. I think we're lining up for the final dump. the dump to end all dumps. today was a suprise though even for a permabull SPY shareholder like myself. so, is National Short the S&P500 Day next week or later? You know what im talking about, when The Big Short watchers learn about put contracts and everyone is making money shorting. even normie chads will short this final dump. Can we still dump next friday (July 1, start of Q3) or has it been postponed? I think we can all agree it will at least dump once more

>>49958796
Well it was delisted in March 2020, so you might be able to come up with a more pedestrian, lamer explanation for its collapse.

>>49958830
We'd need a red Congress to shove refinery loan guarantees down Biden's throat if anything.

Also damage from climate change is a meme. Trust Greer on it: https://www.ecosophia.net/the-fire-this-time/

fag bros, we are just barely safe for now...

>>49958739
I get it

>>49958892
>>49958868
we are guaranteed to absolutely drill through the 200 week moving average

>>49958892
already getting heemed rn but who knows, mite pop off hard when the pendulum swings

It cant be over already right....? I still have 50k was waiting for better prices.

>>49958844
Hey, at least they weren't the ones causing the tornadoes and hurricanes.

>>49958830

Dude, global warming is a meme. You should be worried about certain types of pollution, but CO2 is plant fuel and used to be in the atmosphere at higher rates than it currently is. If CO2 really mattered we would have carve outs for small scale subsistence chicken farming, which is pretty much my dream of what I want to do but I need to wage slave and invest for a stupid long time to get the money just so that I can sit around making my own alcohol and farm chickens.

Also the climate people don't like logging, which is literally a form of carbon sequestration if you turn the wood into furniture. We should be creating more forests and logging them regularly to turn them into furniture to sequester more carbon.

Actually made some decent money today, so time to go grilling with a cold beer on a Friday night!

>>49958673
I'm thinking we'll hit 350 mid August, the problem is the last 2 crashes dipped way below the 20yr mean so it's entirely possible we see sub 300 by October.

Here's NDX

>>49958996
A pair of jeans that fit just right

>>49958982
It never bothered me. We all joked about it afterward.
>man Craig sure looked upset about that hurricane.
>hahaha yeah right

>>49958769
Thanks, but I meant how do I profit from companies that are PROMOTING obesity, the ones fighting it might not turn a profit because it’s so prevalent. I already have a put credit spread on MCD 240/237.5

>>49959029
MCD, KO, DPZ, WEN, QSR, YUM..
I’m sure there’s a fast food etf. I might buy some myself lol.

What stocks would benefit from an illegal amnesty?

We have shortsighted fixes to energy (SPR), OER (rate hikes), and inflation expectation ("recession" memeing) components of CPI. The missing piece is a dumbshit compromise with the Romney wing of the Senate a la gun control that legalizes the 20 million to "fill empty jobs" and "break the wage price spiral".

Anybody else here day trade? How many years do I have to put on my account until these assholes stop inversing some of my orders because they think I'm a stupid noob or something? It seems like 75% of the orders I put in that are larger than $2000 or so get a short term inverse price reaction. I can even put in the order after a lengthy trend, doesn't matter if I put in the order after 3-4 of the same candle trend or 9-10 candles of the same trend. Within seconds violent moves to the opposite. Eventually the price often moves in the order direction but I mean really, wtf.

These are technically sound, carefully considered, studied orders. I'm not picking my nose and using tea leaf patterns to pick my trades. Yes, I tested and analyzed my strategy, I can do anything from 35% to 100% win in a day so far, with around a 65% average. They have to be tracking account info about the order there is no other way this is happening so often.

I can only think of the amount of active day trading time on my account as a reason.

>>49959016
And the radio up.
(my name is related, and picture related, and investment related!)

>>49959029
>>49959063
Rising input costs (food, unionizing wagies) and declining sales (people cutting back to fight inflation and buy their corn syrup in bulk) make that a less-than-ideal obesity play imo.

>>49959069
Everyone is secretly laughing at you behind your back. And people think you look gay

>>49959069
use options instead of stop losses

>>49959063
Thanks, those are definitely companies that are propagating obesity, but I would also like to know about companies that fatties gravitate towards; where it makes it easier for them to exist?

You guys aren't still bulls right? You just swing trading right?
I converted mid March and broke even end of April
You really aren't bag holding SOXL right?
Load up on SOXL on a flat week, sell once you hit 40% return, repeat

>>49959104
>SOXL
FUCK I meant SQQQ

>>49959095
lol I was thinking the same

>>49959088
Bullshit, fatties always find a way to fat. THEY’RE LITERAL ADDICTS, do you have any idea how hard it is to beat food addiction. Crack addicts always make do, so datases should always fat

>>49959029
FTXG

>>49959063
Isn't the white population starting to move away from obesity? Yoga is mainstream now, like, idiots in rural places are doing it. But obesity seems to be growing in the Mexican American population. There's just so many of them who are huge. Definitely MCD and KO, man.

I'm going bald, should I start wearing a hat.

>>49959073
Would it be fair to call myself a micro micro penis cap? Is it illegal to raise funds this way? How does one make stocks for minimum effort? I figured this would be easiest. If no one wants to hedge the risk of this endeavor by tomorrow I'm going to yolo and do it anyways I think.

>>49959016
A little bit of chicken, fried.

>>49959182
Shave it all off.
Wear a hat.
Use rogaine.
Go captain picard.
I'm going bald as well friend. Picture related with my portfolio and my hair.

>>49959159
The short pure blood native looking ones don’t have the genetics to handle all that fat and sugar. They just can’t stop eating.
The mestizo, Spaniard mixed types seem to be pretty fit and based. Just my observation as a califag.

>>49959182
No just get a proper haircut and own it. I’d you don’t now, you’ll be insecure for the rest of your life.

>>49959159
yoga is going to do nothing to stop obesity.

For me, i've been thinking medical REITs or MDT, things that will benefit from a fatter yet increasing-life expectancy population

Kek I love the fact that stupid Applebee's commercial turned chicken fried into a meme. Also wow this general is dead because the jannies literally nuked all the interesting people out of it. Imagine coming from Reddit, applying to be a janny (for free lol lmao), coming to /biz/ and destroying the only decent general on the entire board because you are a butt blasted crypto tranny. How embarrassing is the /biz / janny honestly. So damn pathetic.

>>49959159
I got MCD already, want KO, don’t care which race. Fats of all colors will find a way to spend that dollar

>>49959251
LTC is my favorite medical property reit. Pays monthly too.

>>49959184
Based Kaiji

>>49959257
I only got a warning. No ban this morning. Go me.

>>49959185
I have a cast iron pan. I never invest in the time to season it. I use a wire brush and get it clean every time with and use some butter on it right away so it doesn't rust.
Use those chicken bread crumb packets from the store, throw the chicken (breaded) in the pan with a quarter stick of butter. Turn the toaster over (Yes, the toaster oven) on at 450F for 45 minutes with a piece of foil resting on top of the chicken. Let sit 5 minutes. Oh man, I'm in heart attack heaven.

>>49959257
Sir rockers plz sirs, check my names sirs,
>>49959073
I'm half joking. But if you go in on this investment opportunity with me you won't be disappointed. I will provide photos, receipts, this is the way to go.

>>49959275
ill look into that. I already have MPW

ASTR shill. Show yourself. I threw $500 at your fake and gay space company. Where’s my moonshot?

>>49959275
Sounds promising I think I'll buy some sir.

>>49959321
Didn’t they say to wait till next week?

>>49959317
MPW is good. I just like the monthly payers because it’s exciting to get paid every month.

>>49958408
I’m losing money god damn it.

Two days wages in just two days. And I’m fucking PAYING Schwab to borrow this shit.

Genuine question: Why are bulls and bears constantly fighting? Like you know you can switch sides whenever it makes sense, right? You guys act like your status as a bull or bear is ingrained from birth. Why don't you just long when you think it will go up and short when you think it will go down? Instead of reeing throughout either direction?

>>49959349
I’m going to hold it anyway. Looks like it has potential outside of his thesis. Alameda, where they are located, is only 20 minutes from my house too. I might actually drive by and check out their warehouse.

>>49959377
No, I mean didn’t they say to wait till next week for something to happen? Also, do a drive buy… I did one for MVIS last year

>>49959376
Because there’s no theatre in that.

>>49959377
lol AQB has more potential than ASTR. At least it stands alone in the mutant fish space (outside of China).

>>49959376
It’s just for fun, anon. We all want everyone to make money. It’s just an opportunity to call each other retarded and build our egos by being right. The other side humiliates us and keeps us all humble.

>>49959376
I know. It kinda gets a little annoying when mumu blows his wad on a .5% increase.
Admit bobos get to come once in a while. Don't accept the perma mumu. Obviously don't be a perma bobo. That swedish cum slut Greta thunderthighs thunberg said it best:
https://vocaroo.com/1mwmz1LN4aNs

Let’s fucking gooooooooooooo
All green next week for sure now!

>>49959376
Because whenever I try to be a bear and buy spy puts they get btfo. So I'm sticking with bull and crab based strats.

>>49959418
Not sure about that. But looks like a great night!

>>49959397
I glanced over their info. IIRC if they get successful launches, they’re worth 359m a pop.

>>49956732
The was the day the FED went up to 3% a jump 1500%

>>49959440
Thanks
I’m gonna try and finish this tall boy before the burgers are done

And a little bit of chicken fried

>>49959375
I FUCKING HATE WAGE SLAVERY

>>49959418
Wow, someday I'll be able to afford meat. Just gotta believe in biden. And believe all women.

>>49959489
LEARN TO CODE

Are there any paid analysis tools that are actually worth it?

>marketchameleon
>insiderfinance.io
>fucking bloomberg terminal
>finviz
>what else

>>49959511
tech jobs aren't hiring as much anymore, by the time he learns to code there's going to be nothing left for him

If I transfer stocks between accounts within fidelity, will it fuck up my cost basis? I want to move my moonshots to a separate account so I don’t look at them and keep my divs in another. I already contained all my big etfs in their own. It helps with the psychology aspect of it for me.

>>49959453
1) Their record is like 2/10
2) The top talent in the ecosystem goes to SpaceX
3) Starship coming online will ratchet down prices same as Falcon did. There's a reason its only competition winnowed down to quasi state entities, billionaire vanity projects, and scam SPACs.
4) RKLB exists.

>>49959539
I know it’s a mean joke

>>49959541
Probably a question to ask fidelity.

>>49959518
no

>>49959398
<3

>>49959553
I’m not looking for it to go to $100 or anything. I’m happy with a 2x. I’ve 2x’d and 3x’d a lot with these type of companies.
I don’t even believe in space travel, anon.

>>49959584
Yeah, good strat.

Ask TBLTanon how he's feeling after today. That'll be you in a month, puzzled why some magical Russell rebalancing didn't come through but grateful it mooned from 30 cents to 40.

>>49959376
>>49959398
>No impersonating mumu you make them look foolish and sabotage them
Heh

>>49959622
I didn’t start yesterday anon. I use stop losses. It’s just fun money anyway. Thanks for your concern though. I learned the hard way a long time ago.

Loki bought the fancy buns this time and they’re like comically too big

New
Freshly baked
>>49959719
>>49959719
>>49959719

>>49959316
You really want a higher heat oil for the pan, butter will burn onto your food (the milk solids) you're better off using Ghee, or better yet grapeseed oil (only reason I keep a bottle because the stuff is vile for cooking, but the absolute best for seasoning pans)
But fried chicken is like the only thing that I never cook at home, shit is just so inconvenient and I always end up wasting the oil because I don't make deep fried things often enough for the oil to still be viable the next time I do.
>>49959357
Are you worried at all about a real estate collapse with rising interest rates? I have some DRV (which got absolutely heemed last week) but I'm expecting it to pop off soon.
>>49959321
He said the pop off was the 27th when it gets added to Russell ETFs for the first time.

>>49959707
Fuck yeah. I just made turkey burgers and sausages myself. Gonna be doing this all summer I reckon. And I'm Texan now

>>49959182
Shave it off faggot. Get a tattoo of garbage don on the back of your head

>>49959756
I don’t think real estate is going to collapse. I know I’m in the minority around here, but I’m not worried about it.

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>>49960573
Upvoted.

>>49956039
new bread I want to make a post

>>49961207
>>49959727

>>49961268
Bait? I Care about you fren. What part was bait?

>>49961292
You knew there was a new thread. You've probably already posted in it. You made that post to bait me, and guess what, you won

>>49961318
No. I made a new thread the moment this thread reached the limit. No bait intended. And I hope you have a nice day. Please, bake the next thread or have the anons transfer over. No trouble fren.

>>49961337
Oh shit, I'm responding to the wrong ID. I meant this guy was bait >>49961207
He already knew there was a new thread and posted that as bait, and he won
You did a good job I guess, though idk what's up with that weird website. Is it a virus?

>>49961370
No virus, I unironically want to defray risk on a tiny business venture.

>>49961377
Well the website didn't load for me... but I'm not taking down my browser's defenses just to try... I don't trust that site. Next time, just do a pastebin or something

>>49961398
You tried: http://smginvestmentopportunity.42web.io/ ? if you did, that's strange. It should be plain html and javascript. And even if you disable javascript (tor browser), should be good to go. yeah, I'll try a pastebin.

>>49961428
Yeah, it just loads a white screen. I didn't open debug tools to try and debug or anything, though

>>49961468
https://pastebin.com/LdKFXwsm
Done. Will post in other thread.