/biz/ - Business & Finance

When will Bang create their own coin?

>>49955335
They want that cheap link huh ;)

>vulture investors
wtf is that?

>>49955335
It's O V E R

>>49955335
and that's a good thing

>>49955407
Looking to profit on a company’s bankruptcy

>>49955407
Investors that hunt down dying companies to get them cheap and rebuild.

>>49955407
Whales who pick the bones clean

>>49955941
>>49955943
kinda based I like it

>>49955407
>vulture investors
What happens when loan sharks don't hold an everstone

>>49955335
>assets
>of a total scam
lmao Goldman Sachs

>>49955335
>raising funds to buy your LINK that now belongs to Celsius which will be sold to make sure every employee leaves with severence

>>49955407
what do you think

>>49955335
50% return if it happens in 3 weeks:
https://polymarket.com/market/will-celsius-announce-bankruptcy-by-july-13-2022

>>49955943
>rebuild
Kek they're going to strip it of any assets and kill it off

What will happen to their token in the event of a bankruptcy followed by a buyout?

The Bankman destroyed Celsius so the Goldman could buy it for pennies. Poetry.

>>49955335
What happens to those who can't withdraw?

>>49956292
Zero. They're not buying Celsius tokens lmao they're buying the assets that Celsius held for pennies on the dollar.

>>49956392
Goldman owns your shit now, do you think they'll give it back?

>>49955407
They are buying your crypto for a 90% discount and will be market selling your coins for profit, no refunds.

>>49956392
You aren't getting it back, goldman will be market selling it as they are now the owner. No refunds you stupid fucking goy.

>>49955407
euphemism for jews

>>49955407
you ever wonder who writes those 'how do i profit from this?' posts?

>>49956324

$100k+ on Celsius. Wish me luck bros.

>>49956533
>he didn't read the terms of service

>>49956533
Forget you ever had them.

Good luck

>>49956615
I got into Celsius relatively early and, at that point, Mashinsky way saying that their business model was to loan our tokens to large institutional investors whom would in turn provide collateral in excess of the amount borrowed. As such, I was under the impression that even if the loan went south, they'd recoup it via the collateral. Instead, it seems that it was was Celsius itself directly interacting with DeFi protocols using customer-provided assets and using it as collateral to take out loans for interest payments and additional leverage. Literally the exact opposite of what they said they were doing.

>>49956783
At least he'll go to jail.
>checks early life section
ok nevermind

>>49956783
Yep but you can hear the narrative change over time in his rants. He also said they would never release crypto debit cards. A few weeks ago he announced crypto debit cards were coming.
Originally they probably really were lending out responsibly like they said. He ranted about it proudly constantly. Then he suddenly stops doing that.

>>49956783
We're all learning a lot about paper promises this year.

>>49955407
Time to slurp
https://youtu.be/MDSALGbUcRQ

>>49956701
If I do lose 100% of that, it will be an immense blow, but considering I had $1.2M+ in there during peak of 2021, I'm glad I pulled a bunch out after the badger hack. I was pulling in almost $2,000 per week in interest at one point. Fucking blows that I paid the IRS $50k in taxes based on the 1099-Misc Celsius sent me... BTW, if that interest disappears due to a bankruptcy, can I get an IRS refund or should I just consider that gone as well?

>>49956533
i had $200k, including 25k LINK

I am actually over. My life is actually over right now

>>49956941
na. mtgox reloaded, forced hodling, keep slurping with the vultures and be vulgar

>>49956941
What % of your LINK stack was that?

>>49956977
100%
Yes I'm retarded. Yes im going to kms

>>49956324
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>49956533
I have 150k polygon on there, it’s over

>>49957000
Anon... :(

>>49955335
Thank you Jesus. Are my funds safu? I have like $11k worth of shit on Celsius and my coworker has over $30k.

>>49955335
Had 117 eth in there, not really sure where to go from here, feel dead inside.

>>49957133
I had over 220 ETH that I probably would've kept on Celsius if I wasn't staking. I would probably kill myself if I lost all of it.

>>49957000
checked and kekd i hope someone is capping these because you did this to yourself

>>49957039
Mashinsky is a jew

>>49957171
>>49957163
the only positive is that i withdrew all 160 of my eth to stake on rocketpool, so i have that but its locked up until after the merge withdrawals

either way im going to have trouble paying rent in the next few months

>>49957163
if you havent gotten lido or beth you are even fucked more than the celsius scammed. At least they might get parts back after a hair cut, you are in eternal 2 weeks hell, and I wont stop mining eth, even at a loss

>>49955407
God's chosen people.

>>49957248
I'm not exactly sure about what you're saying but I stake on Rocket Pool.

>>49957000
>>49957047
>>49957133
We'll get something back. Whether it'll be a lot or little is anybody's guess. In any case, keep on keepin' on.
>>49957171
Gloating is not a good look faggot. Especially when the people you're supposedly shitting on have way more money than you do despite potentially taking big losses from this. Unironically KYS.

>>49956533
I have 10k in there. All usdc, it's actually insane how these Jews are about to get away with all of my money.

>>49957234
160 ETH is a majestic stack anon, you will make it in the end. And this lesson in humility will make the eventual victory sweeter. I think a lot of people on /biz/ who thought they had been through "their last bear market" are dealing with this now. Let it make you a better person.

>>49957276
if you staked with binance or lido, you would have gotten at least some pseudo eth, just staking is asking to be fucked dry, the merge might never happen, miners wont shut down, eternal 2 weeks until merge

>>49957326
this is retarded FUD

>>49957338
there is no incentives for enough miners to join pos, some might just not join due to ideological or malicious reasons, either way, a merge is never going to happen, maybe a fork a best

>>49957326
Miners won't keep going after the difficulty bomb goes into effect.

>r/CelsiusNetwork finally breaking apart

OHNONONONONO LEDDIT MODS WORKING OVERTIME, BUT EVEN THEY CANNOT HIDE THE HATRED NOW

>>49957423
that is the theory; in practice it doesn't, as the hashrate shows. Thanks for your service stakers, you significantly reduced supply without ever being able to profit of it

>>49957284
i would cap them myself if i wanted to gloat. play stupid games win stupid prizes. no symphony no regretes

>>49956533
Unironically killing myself, I have 30 xan bars that I was going to sell at college but I'm just going to swallow them all and see what's on the other side

>>49957446

The men of failing reason and false faith strut their hour, little knowing their money and potentially lives are already spent.

>>49957498
Somehow you've convinced yourself that gloating at people much wealthier than yourself taking a loss is beneficial to your faux feelings of moral superiority. It's not and you just look like a sad little dork.
>>49957602
Don't do it my friend. If you off yourself, then they definitely win. Live on to fight another day.

>>49956533

have 5 eth and 5k usdc and some other odds and ends. sucks but i'll recover

>>49957634
>that pic
>implying
>projecting this hard because you lost money being a retard

>>49957621
I would unironically have more respect for this schizoid for popping caps into some crypto peddlers than anyone who ''invests'' in these systems.

>>49957629
Stop the fud seriously. Just stop being a shorting cuck and kys.

>for years we warned you to get out
How the fuck did so many biztards get caught?

>>49957716
Muah secure passive income meme
niggers were too lazy to trade themselves

>>49955335
fucking gold fucking man fucking sachs is fucking buying up the fucking huge fucking dip??? how fucking unreal is that, fuck?

>>49957698
Alex has your money and you are not getting it back

>>49957737
This. People investing everything into these lenders expecting a free lunch got what was coming to them. No sympathies from me!

>>49957764
How many shorts do you have on Celsius you scheming Jew.

>>49957716
Celsius was pretty closely tied to the chainlink team. Even managed their assets for a while. So a lot of anons trusted celsius because sergey trusted them briefly.

>>49955335
this is unironically bullish, it means there is a safety net for if/when Celsius fails rather than its assets just becoming worthless and unused. It means that if Celsius goes bankrupt, a committed institution wants to make use of the infrastructure they have in place, and keep it running. It means GS believes in the tech and the future of Celsius specifically and crypto generally

>>49955350
would buy

>>49956025
Underrated

>>49957284
It comes down to what % of their institutional lending in insolvent (3AC etc.), how much their losses on DeFi hacks/LUNA/Bancor IL put them in the negative, and how much of their assets are from secured creditors (seems to be little to none). As far as Goldman Sachs goes, it's not immediately clear as to whether they are looking to buy convertible debt at a steep discount plus their mining business, or their digital assets outright (which makes no sense to sell at a discount vs. going OTC with any exchange, and which goes against fiduciary responsibility)
Right now you're looking at:
$6-8 billion in AUM based on market depreciated value of their previous $11 billion figure
with $1.7 billion known to be liquid (on-chain)
$100-300 MM bankruptcy cost
So most of the question mark comes down to their institutional lending ("off-chain" assets). Let's say they lost $500 MM to 3AC of their $4-6 billion. Of what's left, they may end up selling at a steep discount to Goldman Sachs (at least the better debt) for $2 billion. The question them comes to whether or not they can recoup the rest of the debt with recalls or sales. It's looking like a 40% payout on the back based on these numbers, but the worst part is that they may stick to giving dollar-value for assets at some arbitrarily decided date.

>>49957920
They are going to scoop up every possible asset and market sell whenever they can.

They are going to hire lawyers and chase anyone who withdrew two months prior to the freeze to collect shekels.

No one will see his crypto back. They'll eat the carcass, discard it and fly away like the vultures they are.

>In 2009, writing in Rolling Stone, journalist Matt Taibbi famously described Goldman Sachs as a “great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money”

>>49958423
Isnt that kinda fucked? Were talking millions of people and billions of assets

>>49958723
Wasnt the 2008 financial crisis kinda fucked?
Robinhood disabling buy option for Gamestop?
or vulture capitalists like Paul Singer?

I wouldn't be surprised if Mashinsky was in cahoots with Goldman Sachs from the very start. This is how these (((people))) roll. They weren't kicked out of 109 countries because they wear funny little hats and have big noses.

>>49958850
got angry reading your post just now but you're probably right

>>49958102
Any idea how this would work tax-wise? Surely you cant be expected to pay capital gains on assets that were forcefully liquidated? What about the loss of assets themselves in giving myself tax relief?

how's that not good news? If you have your money at Celsius rest assured you'll get it back plus interest.

>>49956533
>>49956941
>>49957047
>>49957291
>>49957639
HAHAHAHA RETARDS
AND YOU WERE LAUGHING AT US HARDWARE WALLET CHADS
YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY FOR A SHITTY APY LMAO

>>49957446
KEK

>>49958850
exactly how I feel if it turns out that way. Probably was a planned rugpull from the beginning. Oh sorry goys we just accidentally went bankrupt and goldman sachs got all of your coins. Oops!

uhhhhhh

>>49956941
>i had $200k, including 25k LINK
This got me thinking ...
Do these CeFi lenders bankrupting mean there's fewer circulating tokens now?
I mean if you don't have your 25k LINK anymore, and they don't have it anymore, is it just gone?

The answer is, no! Of course not!
They already sold your LINK to someone else.
They literally stole the money that you gave them and sold it to someone else.

This doesn't only screw you (although it screws you the hardest), but it also screws all of us ... these chucklefucks at Celsius or Bancor or Nexo or whatever - they're selling tokens that really should have just been sitting in a wallet somewhere, safe. Because that's what you probably thought they were ... safe ... but no, these motherfucks are out there, circulating tokens, inflating the supply, and fucking all of us on the price.

DO YOUR PART
DON'T LOAN YOUR TOKENS TO THEIVES
GET YOUR FUCKING COINS INTO YOUR OWN WALLET

>>49957602
Its a jail cell with piss and shit in your pants on the other side buddy

>>49957000
GG

>>49959186
>reddit screenshot
uhhhhhh

you guys are greedy fucking idiots for putting any meaningful amount of money into this scam, I have no sympathy for you
imagine advertising 7% yield on ETH/BTC deposits when trad banks are offering sub 0.005% for your money and that not being a major red flag
10%+ return on staking alt coins. Even 15%+ for some coins. How can you read that and have no questions unless you have absolutely no concept of yield? "Oh sure it's crypto and fiat is trash and jews and tech blah blah blah that's why this internet bank is able to pay me 100x the interest rate I would get at a regular bank"
For you to put your life savings into this, and not even one time ask yourself, "how can this company guarantee me market beating returns with zero risk?", makes me question how you ever put yourself in such a position to have that much money to lose in the first place. Luck, probably. Except you made the same mistake as the guy who hit big first hand at the blackjack table in Vegas made and kept playing under the impression you could earn free money forever, with the same results.
If you had even one time asked yourself this question and looked into the company you would have realized that these exorbitant "safe returns" are generated off a mountain of risky investments and insane amounts of leverage, a mountain that has come crashing down with the recent crypto losses. Instead you allowed yourself to be mesmerized by a glorified con artist and an amateur pornstar. Sad.

>>49955335
>looking to raise $1 billion from crypto funds, vulture investors and other...... to BUY UP @celsiusnetwork ASSETS IN THE EVEDNT OF BANKRUPTCY.
Holy shit! Absolutely based .

Where can i short this steaming pile of shit this is the next LUNA isnt it

>>49956941
I have zero sympathy for you. You enriched parasites because you were greedy.
Fuck you faggot you deserve worse.

>>49955335
Let it fucking die, were are the shills now?

>>49955984
humorous

>>49957284
>Especially when the people you're supposedly shitting on have way more money than you do despite potentially taking big losses from this

lol

lmao

Anyone with a decent stack knows not to keep their shit on some sketchy platform for a paltry apy, if you didn't pull your shit off this scam platform when you saw all the other scam platforms start going insolvent and failing in the bear market you deserve to lose everything and have a negative IQ dumb CUNT. I cannot fucking BELIEVE we are still here, what, like a fucking DECADE later telling people

NOT YOUR KEYS

NOT YOUR CRYPTO

All your linkies are belong to the Jews now. They will scoop them for pennies on the dollar and proceed to dump into every pump, thanks for fucking everyone else over you colossal faggots, I hope the 2% apy was worth it.

>>49955354
Low effort shill strikes again

>>49959281
>I mean if you don't have your 25k LINK anymore, and they don't have it anymore, is it just gone?
>The answer is, no! Of course not!
You mean to tell me that the money I lost doesn't just go to money heaven?

>>49959645

Many altcoins offer 10%+ APY because unlike most banks the devs can print money and set aside a batch of the ICO as rewards to encourage users to stake and secure the network. It's not an absurd amount of interest in the crypto world. It's not even an absurd amount of interest in the banking world, I was earning around 10% interest on savings accounts when I was a kid. Online savings accounts were offering over 2% just a couple years ago before the scamdemic. Banks could provide greater returns, they charge people like 20% interest on their credit card loans, then pocket 19% and give the customers who provide them with reserves and liquidity a fraction of the profit. Crypto lenders have similar interest rates but far less regulation and overheard eating into their expenses, but they do have to deal with more marker volatility.

>>49957716
I told my cousin about a month ago to get out of it but no he is a turbo normie who makes 100k/yr but blows it on traveling with his asian gf and his normie monthly debt so he feels he is better at finance then me because I scrape 10s of thousands every few months and blow it on coke and hookers in poor island countries but my track record for trade and investment mogs him.

>we're working around the clock guys
So they can get a nice golden parachute. So Goldman Sachs can make millions for messing around in excel. So depositors can get a fraction of what they put in. Better luck next time guys!

>>49959908

>I was earning around 10% interest on savings accounts when I was a kid
are you 45 years old?
>Banks could provide greater returns, they charge people like 20% interest on their credit card loans, then pocket 19% and give the customers who provide them with reserves and liquidity a fraction of the profit
yes, of course, by issuing credit to customers, these greedy evil banks sure are getting flush with reserves and liquidity
>Crypto lenders have similar interest rates but far less regulation and overheard eating into their expenses, but they do have to deal with more marker volatility
*Crypto lenders have similar interest rates but far less regulation and overhead preventing them from leveraging your deposits balls to the wall in risky loans on moonshot projects
fixed it for you

>>49955335
Imagine getting double penetrated.

>>49955335
Don't you mean that this is a new lifeline for them?

>>49955335
There will be suicides.

>>49960402
good

>>49957284
>Especially when the people you're supposedly shitting on have way more money than you do
Yeah and braindead funko pop addicted redditards made millions off of doge, whats your point? Imagine being in this space for this long and keeping 6 figures on a CEX. Fucking faggot lol.

>>49960402
At least he'll only be down 50k after listing the bitch

>>49957602
Why do that when you could instead bring harm to those who have done this to you?
That being said, it is only money anon. You can rebuild.

Anyone have fresh Reddit copium/salt? That shit is hilarious

>>49959107
We just keep winning USB stick bros.

>>49960383
wow that's tough

>>49960383
kek I bet this guy has an online marketing business and follows Gary Vee and tweets about how he's #hustling everyday
he's probably also married and once his wife finds out how much money he lost she'll suddenly feel like she doesn't love him anymore and it's time for them to go their separate ways
or something like that

How bad does Sergey look? Shilled 8% yield as better than banks and shilled Celsius while hosting Mashinsky at many events and talks. Chainlink took a huge black eye from CEFI imploding

>>49960402
Keeping half a mill in a cex. This has to be fake, right?

>>49960383
Jesus Christ. I know this fucking loser. He did multilevel marketing (pyramid schemes) back in the day. WUN wake up now etc. These kids are the fucking worst, they come from rich families and shill garbage to less fortunate kids shilling the dreams of getting rich quick.

I had 15 eth, 200 LTC, and .5 BTC.

>>49960402
>celcius prostitute
Kek the name fits

>>49955407
no joke, thiss is how Frank Amadeo made his fortune

if you don't know who frank amadeo is, he was a billionaire who tried to take over the world by amassing a private army and was stopped by the IRS on tax fraud (AFTER nearly taking over an African country)

https://youtu.be/TZ1camSU6Jw
watch this video, I promise it's worth it, peak biz imo

>>49961209

>>49961657
yes i know him too ,he lives in san clemente and used to work at marios italian restaurant. his parents live in a very nice home, guy came from money and did pyramid scheme shit for years. Based fellow logan shippy knower.

Celsius Network is saved. Reddit has the answer.

https://youtu.be/6k3XR45CZX4

>>49964428
jesus reddit is cringe

>>49955335
>It's over, Celsius is finished


it is happening on a regular now, something has to be done

>>49956428
even if they will give it back you still do not have control over anything, not your coins; it could be better though if we go dex

>>49956533
I'm down over 200k from the ath if it makes you fee any better (like -95%)

>>49961350
kek i bet he worked in italian restaurant while you were growing up too

>>49964448

>>49962762
Jesus Christ I can’t watch an hour long video just link to an article or something.

>>49957117
Your funds are indeed safe, they're just not yours anymore

>>49956941
>>49957000
If you’re gonna kill yourself anyways, can I have the deed to your house?

>>49957117
>>49957163
It’s already gone, there’s nothing left.

>>49957291
Their office is in Hoboken. Why aren’t people protesting outside of their headquarters??

>>49957634
> Somehow you've convinced yourself that gloating at people much wealthier than yourself taking a loss is beneficial to your faux feelings of moral superiority.
Nope it’s just funny, kek

>>49959645
>He doesn't know US Treasury I bonds are giving 10% right now

>>49956025
fucking kekked

>>49964428
The headquarters is a known address in Hoboken, and faggot Redditors don’t even have the balls to protest there.

>>49955407
Man I knew /biz/raelis are retarded but this takes the cake.
>Vulture - a scavenger that waits for something to die before consuming it
The analogy is clear: idiots with a high money to brains ratio will buy the shit even after it's already begun going the way of the dinosaur.

>>49957191
They all are
The jewish parasite is everywhere

>>49957651
it can be worse, to be unhinged enough like lace to use the metaverse as a service

i have two grand on celsius locked up until july 9
therefore i predict total bankruptcy on july 8

>>49961639
you should be able to keep as any amount you want, just that with cex, it was never your coin or keys from the moment you hand it over rather a dex where you own custody of your funds even when it is in an investment.

Bro 20% interest and risk free

>>49955335
>celsium
>assets
top kek, niggas broke

>>49956025
Lmao
Dang is captcha

>>49957602
If You kms then the Jews win

>>49956941
you deserve it tho

>>49957338
looking at your situation, you have no idea what fud is. i guess you ignored all the "fud" about these centralized exchanges before you this situation happened. maybe go back to first grade and start over from there retard
-person whos links have been safe this whole time because im not a retard looking for a couple dollars in apy

Do I buy link and custody now or wait for Goldman's ballsacks to mt gox linkies?

>>49959281
no shit
those magical % apy rates or whatever have a catch of course

yall are dumb, and this is coming from me, who is a dumb motherfucker

Guys we need to cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>49957716
18% interest is enough to fool many people

>>49964428
>What's the grimiest, most toxic thread in 4chan?
Not this one sir. We are all friendly here.

>>49956941
You should ask Binance.
Maybe they can give you back some of the LINK Celsius sold.

https://etherscan.io/tx/0xc751daa3352a2641fffaea32cfae93bd566074b6b47fa4787d81aba955f8661f

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x57a27db9d9715df0dda90b2cfbf47f7386802ef6aee519ce0dd94d35e63f918c

See this as the price you paid for letting your greed destroy the investment for others and damaging Chainlink's funding.
You caused suffering for others by letting this platform short crypto assets.
This is your karmic payback.

On the good side you can now restart with a clean plate.

>>49955911
>>49955335
Its over, time to move on.
I lost 3k on that shit.
Not giving up though, I will DCA into Matic and Dot. Also found a few nft games with good potentials like Honeyland and Mobland. Planning to buy some of their nfts.

Hopefully these will fetch me massive profits longterm!

>>49969482
Anons should move on, everything about crypto is risky!!!!!!!

>>49962762
>basedboy nerdy fat fuck
I'm sorry, anon. I'm sure Frank's story is interesting, but I won't watch this.

>>49960402
With tats like that suicide would be an improvement

>>49964428
Their view of 4chan is incredibly warped. Someone on reddit is way more likely to an hero at this point

Does that mean the coins are gonna drop in price once they sell the coins they bought there ?
I was deadset on restocking tomorrow since the prices only went up the last few days.
Maybe I should wait a bit longer?
Can anyone pls explaing what exactly this means?

>>49968385
>holding any link this whole time
>not a retard
kek, the irony

>>49970974
this post won't age well

>>49964806
>Nope it’s just funny, kek
ironically, those are the words of a loser. that's the way losers talk, and you've just demonstrated to everyone you are one

>>49971541
i hold icy piss

check and mate, brainlet

>Checking out r/CelsiusNetwork (that's where all the ''investors'' for it seem to hang about)
>Absolute, total and irreconciable denial of everything occuring.
>Now that Bankruptcy is more or less confirmed and Goldman's vultures are circling, they have retreated to blaming le ebic shorters, having a go at "Fudders" who put two and two together, and attacking the news organisations that publish anything remotely negative about Celsius during the rugpull.

I remember when Luna and Safecoin got fucked. The level of delusion those two coin 'communities' had makes them look like Warren Buffet. It's unironically the funniest, disturbing and most tragic leddit page I've seen in a while.

>>49971836
*Makes them look like Warren Buffet in comparison to r/CelsiusNetwork

>>49956533
tough one - if only you'd had a warning sign.

>>49961209
Why is the only black woman watching the other way? What's the deeper meaning of this picture?

>>49971967
>young girl fucks one thousand NEETS

>>49969611
i wonder if any retarded anons actually believed the "risk-free" 20% staking meme
obviously some sort of retarded ponzi scheme from the get-go, you don't make 20% APY on huge sums of money without taking large risks

>>49964320
>I'll bet you one Bitcoin
This guy probably doesn't have any Bitcoins left to bet.

the (((vulture investors))) are the ones who cause this shit

Binance collapse when?

>>49971595
I'd rather be a loser loling at this mess than be a sucker losing bricks worth of cash on the internet

>>49956428
You just go to the FDIC and get your money restored

>>49956025
Saved and kekked

>>49955407
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>>49956025
It's a retarded name. They're not vultures so much as they are there to rebuild an otherwise dead business. They should be called something more euphamistic for what they do. They should be called angel investors.

>>49973424
>>49955943
you people are either incredibly naive, or you're a tribesman

>>49955407
"Vulture hedge funds" make money by taking out massive short positions on struggling companies, force the company into bankruptcy, and then cash their shorts when the stock literally goes to 0.

GME's price exploded because when Citadel and other vulture hedge funds tried to short it to death, Blackrock stepped in and bought the fuck out of GME to cause a short squeeze.

Vulture hedge funds have zero interest in rebuilding a company. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

how much of this thread is just bancor discord shills trying to take the focus off their dying platform? I remember those threads were full of bancor shills blaming their own broken protocol on celsius withdrawing their liquidity.

>>49955335

>>49973510
Go away Alex

>>49957284
>Gloating is not a good look faggot. Especially when the people you're supposedly shitting on have way more money than you do despite potentially taking big losses from this. Unironically KYS.
Yup I shit on you and you deserve to be shat on

>>49973734
so most of it? When are we getting the scoop about how bancor holdings will be liquidated in bankruptcy? Bear in mind i don't have any funds in either of these ponzis, i'm just enjoying the ride.

>>49956929
uh no anon, those profits were realized. if you end up losing money you can file the loss next yr but no one knows until then.

>>49957234
>merge
yeah good luck with that one too bro.

>>49959155
and now all these former crypto thousandaires off themselves in despair. dead goys means a job well done.

>>49959281
yeah there is so much cex worship on this board I just figured it was ironic or shills. I guess a few too many people believed the hype. not your keys...

>>49956025
>my fellow hawks...

LMAO

>>49961563
chainlink was always a scam and linktards are all in a cult.

>>49972654
we could kill it right now if everyone would just stop letting cz hold their crypto.

>>49955407
Antisemitic remarks

>>49956533
I know a lot of other nerds here are ecstatic over others losing money, but I genuinely wish you good luck. I never used Celsius but I still feel sorry for all you guys.

>>49956410
This. Not your keys, not your crypto. End of story

>>49973424
Hahahahaha you fucking jew. hahahaha angel investoes hahaha

>>49957191
Not only is he a jew, he's a Ukrainian jew lmao.

>>49973424
angel investors bring money to pure ideas that have no plan yet.
vulture investors pick apart failed experiments to take what's valuable and make something of it.
stop being fucking autistic.

>>49955407
A tribe of long-nosed demons wearing funny little hats.

>>49956392
UNSECURED CREDITORS

Oops should have read the fine print

>>49959146
>likely just FUD

>>49956783
but none of it was ever real money?