/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for FUCK ABORTIONS

>>49953687
seems like a painful way to perform one

Melt up chads is it finally happening?

>>49953687
Anyone else like eating their gf's expelled fetus's haha just curious.

>>49953711
Watch and learn

THE LINE IS TOO FLAT

I'm 21 years old with 20k and im already up 1000€ in a month?

I dont know what you guys are seething about!!!

I BOUGHT THE DIP

zoom out, this is the classic stairway to heaven pattern

Can we just have another pandemic already?

So is the bear market unironically over?

I think the fed is doing QE... this price action isn't natural at all. With that said, what are the implications of this?

>>49953726
What do we call the bull/crab hybrid? I've heard of bullsquids (pic related), but not bullcrabs...

the sour hour dump will be glorious

today I sold half of my SOXL

>>49953711
Not yet.
This is fear (to the upside) and not yet confidence.
One more drop to $SPX around 3620pts to solidify a bottom and then a much slower, yet confident retracement of at least 50% the rout of the past 6 months.

>>49953751
We're going down 7% on Monday. There are literally too many puts out there

Reminder that Fed, ECB and whatever the equivalent treason ministry Japan has are doing QE while inflation is surging competely out of control. There is immeasurable pain ahead when the diseased cyst of money printing bursts.

things are starting to get hot here bros(86°f/30°c)
I think I'm gonna have to stop trading if it gets hotter

>>49953778
True, but imagine the oil price

>>49953774
same, get out while the going is good
people always get blindsided by these moments

which one of yall is this?

>>49953733
first one is free my son

If there are any REVbros still out there, it may not be over for us yet

>>49953805
Crude oil ~$400-$600 end of decade.

is DC being boarded up bullish or bearish?

>>49953773
spy closing at $391 bobo, kys

>>49953819
yea im not planning to stay


... like you all losers just counting your losses

>>49953720
Found the Hebrew.

>>49953836
Inconsequential

>>49953826
I just want to go on one date with one anime girl...
She doesn't even have to be interested in the stock market, though that would be nice...

>>49953776

>>49953804
spend $200 of your gains on an air conditioner

I keep selling covered calls on my AAPL LEAPS and capping my gains

Its almost like I should just buy and hold instead of over trading for pennys

>>49953773
>+2.37
>3:30

I’m fucking waiting

>>49953867
How many contracts have you written so far?

>>49953776
this but the opposite. if everyone is holding insurance there's no reason to sell.

This isn't a sour hour or power hour
It's just an hour

is the 90% collapse in the room with us right now?
is the bear market in the room with us right now?
is the recession in the room with us right now?

>>49953906
im pretty sour

>>49953890
3 or 4

>>49953905
DELETE THIS

>>49953915
Yeah and I brought my friend. Black Monkey Swan.

>>49953711
Yes, current bull thesis is much more solid and grounded in reality than the current bobo thesis which is riddled with euphoric narcissism or incompetent rage, we had our long drawn out drawdown, anything more is absurd unless an actual recession materializes. Jpow is not reducing the balance sheet, is actively expanding it, Its political suicide after the senate hearing to continue with his rate hikes after he failed to give a good solid reason to continue them. The theory that the Fed would rate hike to cause a recession and create demand destruction to stabilize prices was already thin before the Fed admitted that it could not do such. Its a great time to buy before wall street returns from summer vacation.

>>49953773
Yer days are numbered Bobo. Take yer profits while ye still can laddy

It wasn't supposed to be this way.

>>49953859
Me too fren... me too

>>49953771
>tfw no interdimensional rift will deliver me a pet bullchicken.

Life isn't fair.

Oil bros... They told me it was over... They told me to sell.... But the spice must flow

>>49953948
so hyperinflation is bullish, got it

tell me again, how many cans of corned beef did this "bobo" convince you to buy?

>>49953979
Oil? That's old news. Have gay sex

>>49953982
Enough to allow the bull to live.

and just like that, SIGA is green

Bears mad.

...........hold on to yer butts!

>>49953980
It is... for prices.
Share of stock are priced in dollars.

Bobo fears the the rebalancing:
https://content.ftserussell.com/sites/default/files/ru3000_additions_20220617.pdf

Pretty crab hour desu senpai.

>>49954013
Just as my schizophrenia told me it would:
>>49939639
>Good time to buy the dip
>Bottom between 12 and 12.24
>Price in interval of 6 - 12.03 (1+2+3=6)

>>49954013
SIGA sisters, we made it!

>>49953948
quality.
I expect a very slow grind to the upside.
Snappy up days and snappy down days in between.

>>49953996
Tell me what you use to have gay sex?

Oil.

buy your SPY220627C400 now

>>49954078
>Der Dämonenjude

>>49953948
I do not think anyone here is dumb enough to buy your euphoric optimism on massive rate hikes that are affecting everything from real estate to stocks and crypto. The fed's primary goal is to maximize our stability and bring stocks and crypto back to the on the ground realities.

>>49954093
You use gay dicks.. not oil...

>>49954096
>0627C400
LFG

>>49953948
Your bull thesis is "hyperinflation makes the line go up." There are exactly two options: major recession or hyperinflation (three if you count nuclear armageddon) Hyperinflation is a thousand times worse than any recession in history and if the central banks choose that option you should be very afraid.

Load up on ASTR into close, or AH?

just ordered some pizza and it came

>>49954110
>>49954128
bs

bobo you might wanna take a break next week

Anyone here using trading bots (expert advisors) with some success?

OH SHIT THE LINE HAS TWITCHED SLIGHTLY

>>49954181
and how did the japan tech bubble work out?
im trying to explain to your the realities of the situation for your own good.

>look at the weekly candles

>>49953915
90% collapse is absurd, but a backslide to 2800-3000 on the S&P500 is reasonable for retracing COVID highs. The best green days are during Bear market rallies

>>49953934
>Black Monkey Swan.
>Monkey
Did the stock market ever move because of anything that affects only gays?
I dont remember widespread panic in the times HIV first appeared, we got some sex education at school "use condoms" and went on with our lives.

$391 close

I am now at breakeven with my SQQQ, what the fuck do I do? This shit isn't printing green like I thought?!

>>49953980
>>49954128
comparing America's currency to other shittier currencies is absurd, we can print more without having hyperinflation because our dollar is backed by enough power and confidence to make it more powerful to withstand inflation, unlike all the other currencies that are shitting the bed and turning into toilet paper. Really all we have to do is fix supply to have it backed by more goods and services and we don't have to worry about all the printed money. We're not Zimbabwe or Japan. If hyperinflation was going to occur, it would occur with a fed induced recession, making one meaningless.
>>49954110
>real estate
still holding steady, Fed is still buying MBS's when they're supposed to be dumping them
>muh crypto
who fucking cares lmfao
>stocks
they already corrected unless you're holding meme shit that has a ton of reddit baggots (GME)
only euphoric narcissism is from the bears who can't lay off burry's crackpipe

This whole week has been a big fake pump, some bear market rally bullshit
Thinking of loading up a chunky short position right before close and holding over the weekend
Any bobros with me?

>>49954234
sell

>>49954093
You use silicone lube dummy. It's better for your skin and hair than petroleum.

>>49954216
He was just early, not wrong.

>>49954246
Very tempted, but no

vix going up in close makes me wonder what the fuck monday is even going to be like

>>49954119
i got 30 of em at .06

This is too good to be true, we are gapping down on Monday

>bagholding SQQQ for 3 days

MUMU I YIELD PLEASE STOPAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DONT HIDE, BUY

>>49954287
I'm gapping you're mom down tomorrow

some of you are good guys
don't go to the market next week

>>49954232
$387

>>49954271
the saga continues

do I hold my SPY 6/27 $400 calls or nah

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIANT DILDO

NEGG is such a piece of shit

literally the only thing im holding that isnt green today

>>49954116
>>49954254
Sorry I am not an owner of SIGA, and thus unqualified to speak about sodomy

>>49954326
next friday's ancient news

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

and $389

>>49954208
>Rocket launcher with a zip22 attachment
Amazing.

the absolute euphoria of the bulls tells me this week was a humongous bulltrap

I LITERALLY BOUGHT THE BOTTOM
IM FUCKING COOMING

BOBO GORING SEASON BEGINS

>>49953776
That's why it won't crash dummy, next week might show 7 percent down, but market makers and hedge funds have absolutely no intention of paying out lotto tickets. They won't let shit drop until they've gotten put to call ratios back in balance, and since active retail has more or less exited and volume is in the shitter they have all the power to do that cheaply. Derivatives market is way bigger than stocks. You think they care about small losses buying stocks up if it keeps them from paying out on the puts they wrote?

>>49954211
>Update your chart
it's outdated
Stock indices are incomparably to each other, almost at any time.
They are incomparably to themselves from different times in the past.
Composition, weighing and other specifications are alywas changing.
So... what exactly is the argument?
Japan is the 1st of the 1st world countries, high standards of living, high life expectancy, great infrastructure, low unemployment.

...but their stock index isn't at a gazillion points so it's a shit country.

Look at Japan and see the wonders that their money printing achieved for them in the real world.

The quality of living is apart from stock indices values.

If it were, Zimbabwe would be a paradise.

ASTR shill show yourself!!!

>>49953773
>>49953776
>>49953778
>>49953954
>>49954246
>>49954294
>>49954326
HEEMED.

6 mins for $390, can it do it??

God dammit
I sold my TQQQ calls this morning and basically left hundreds on the table...
FUCK

>PANIC BUYING
>BOBO SUICIDE ANNOUNCEMENT INBOUND

MY ACCOUNT IS FORMING A CUP AND HANDLE

So everyone thinks we'll be red Monday right? Time to buy??

>>49954294
i sold my inverse nasdaq on monday. sitting maximum comfy rn

Bros can we just go like two weeks without some major historical shit happening. It's really been a wild few years

fuck do i hold these OTM $400 spy calls or what??

>>49953836
Bearish, boards will mitigate some of the damage

>>49954437
>VANNA
>SLINGSHOT

>>49954406
kek

>>49954433
NO

>>49954437
We are hitting 400 over the weekend for sure

>>49954169
69 dude!

that is an awesome idea. I need some pizza and an anime girl to share it with.

>>49954433
Yeah, I'm really not sure how we accelerated so hard.

>>49954416
thanks for playing

They Didn't Watch. They Didn't Learn. Lol.

I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING $30K A YEAR INTO A BROAD MARKET LOW FEE INDEX UNTIL MY PORTFOLIO IS 25x MY YEARLY EXPENSES

HOW
HOW IS IT NOT A SCAM
WHO THE FUCK DID THIS WITH THE THOUGH "WOW I WOULD LIKE TO OWN STOCK"
WHICH HEDGE FUND DID THAT?
NONE OF THEM BECAUSE THEY DID IT FOR SOME OTHER REASON I.E. IT'S A FUCKING SCAM
THE ENTIRE BIDEN ECONOMY IS A SCAM

>>49954399
It just goes to show it all works out back at net zero in the end and if you are on the wrong side of the ball game you are only shooting yourself in the foot
stocks are a ponzi scheme after all and these companies will all be dumped on as the fed sells off their assets for more dollars

Holy shit.

YAMATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I bought sqqq before close so it insures we continue this upward momentum next week. I never want the market to go down anytime soon

4% today

Kneel.

YEAH WE'RE BACK

>>49953774
>anon making a smart move for once
wtf this isn't the smg I like

Its Bobo hunting season for sure next week..
You should've watched.
You should've learnt.

>>49954490
you can't do that. that's cheating

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

Imagine not being long right now. You guys are so stupid. Hahahahahahahahhaahha

WHICHEVER MOD THINKS POLITICS AREN'T RELATED TO ECONOMICS, I.E. THE STOCK MARKET: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT GO MODERATE SOME TOPIC YOU ACTUALLY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
POLITICS AND THE ECONOMY ARE RELATED
THEY WILL TEND TO COME UP IN TANDEM
GO BACK TO REBBIT YOU GLOWFAGGOT CUNT
TAKE YOUR GLOWFAGGOT KNOWNOTHING SHIT TO WHERE IT BELONGS AND KYS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>49954232
Gah! You were closer.

>>49954509
stocks are backed by the possibility of company takeovers

>>49954591
unironically this

Starting to think the market’s just gonna keep going up until USD hyperinflates into monopoly money, so bulls AND bears get assfucked at the same time.

The house always wins.

>>49954591

Whew.... 3.5%+ today

What in the actual fuck happened? Look at the fucking volume on SPY. I saw it and literally thought the Russia / Ukraine war must have ended, so I go and look at the breaking news, and nothing but crickets. That is literally record-shattering volume; That's more than twice as high as it has ever been in the closing 5 minutes in the history of the stock market

>>49954616
Might as well have some fun then

You are going to think I'm crazy, but NVAX looks like it's about to boom.

>>49954629
what part of fed buying in to stabilize the market do you not understand?

>>49954591
Jannies asshurt over Roe getting oveturned kek

>>49954629
Russell index ETF's all get rebalanced today

>>49954629
The astrological fuckery marks the return of the bull.

>>49954629
Wall Street is happy about all the fresh consumers for their companies now abortion is illegal

>>49954629
Buyers strike over, the real rally start next week

Don't tell me you really believe this rally?

i dont understand
why is this habbening. im financially ruined

>>49954629
Kek you actually bought the narrative.

>>49954629
there was a large imbalance of MOC (market on close) buy orders. happens every bull market

>>49954591
DON'T HURT EM

Absolute huge spike in volume across all oil stocks in the last 2 minutes, but I have no idea what it means.

TBLT bros we're coming home!

WARNING: DO NOT INVEST IN TBLT

Closed out my NVDA 170/167.5 bear spreads yesterday for $4.8k total profit from Tuesday -> Thursday.
Would been absolutely reemed for $7k if I held today since it closed at $171+
Learn to take profit anons was leaving a potential $2k on the table by closing early but was the right call to make.

>>49953669
if even, we're in a bear rally
if odd, we're in the melt-up

>>49954633
Checked

10 largest daily percentage gain in the S&P 500. What do you notice about those dates?

>>49954600
the first thing to get liquidated in a crash is the company
the companies will go belly up and stop operating
that is how these recessions are started - companies laying off workers out of necessity
after that we will have cash holders who are the kings and put buyers who are the lords

ASTRbros….
>captcha: AV01D
kek

>>49954683
That’s because SPY spiked in the last two minutes. Every stock pumped.

So did anyone listen to my call that my fund was buying SIGA today at 12.1? Nobody?

>>49954691
the most powerful odd number

>>49954141
bought 500 at 1.52 before closing bell. Book value is 1.48 and it looks good on fundamentals dont fuck me ASTR anon

>>49954691
VALHALLA AWAITS

>>49954699
that they're formatted terribly. seriously who made that table? it better not be in excel.

>>49954691
i believe

>>49954699
Keep coping

I'm so fucking pissed
This is so fucking stupid and makes no fucking sense. I can see how that this reality isn't actually real, it's a fucking simulation designed to make sure the opposite of what I want to happen happens I don't even fucking care anymore I'm so fucking tired just drop the fucking nukes already and reset this shit garbage bullshit fake ass fuck duck tb oh t h fuck uou

Uh oh

>>49954699
vix was going up at close too
im officially spooked

>>49954691
Yeah well 1-9 and today was the last day of the melt up.
If 0 the melting will continue next week.

Literally 6 BILLION dollars worth of SPY alone was bought, in ten fucking minutes. Across the stock market, several trillion dollars just got spent buying stocks, in ten minutes. Well played, bulls. This is literally on par with a perpetual motion device getting discovered. About a third of the entire GDP of the United States just got spent on stocks.

>>49954762
>I'm so fucking pissed
>This is so fucking stupid and makes no fucking sense. I can see how that this reality isn't actually real, it's a fucking simulation designed to make sure the opposite of what I want to happen happens I don't even fucking care anymore I'm so fucking tired just drop the fucking nukes already and reset this shit garbage bullshit fake ass fuck duck tb oh t h fuck uou

>>49954775
nice

>>49954591
Based

GODLY MELT UP

Literally does this every end of the month then drops mid month after I put all my wage in

index swing tradings outlook:
>HAST THE CHART WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT TO LONGST?
Not yet on my stuff. Only 1 of my 3 primary indicators like this pump. The volume indicator hates it. June 13th gap filled. No serious resistance levels have been tested yet.

>>49954699
It's all lining up to make another crash happen soon. This could be the return to normal phase we are now entering

>>49954775
>About a third of the entire GDP of the United States just got spent on stocks.
Yeah, I'm thinkin we're back.

>>49954699
Pretty much, biggest gains in history come from the biggest plunges
>>49954761
You're the one that's coping mumu

>>49954775
>Literally 6 BILLION dollars worth of SPY
>About a third of the entire GDP of the United States just got spent on stocks.
most intelligent bear ITT

13% of stocks produce 50% of the gains

I'm just a SIGA chad, but this kind of market isn't sustainable, right? Look at the reason it went up.
Not because things are good, but because things are horrible. If we get another 8% inflation year people will start to break.

Bull bros how we feelin watchin lil Bobo seethe

>>49954406
whats your average?

>>49954827
Nice reading comprehension. I was long today and I made $4000 , including $1500 in the last ten minutes alone.

>>49954845
I’m not even seething, neither of us will have any money left to buy food now. Mutually assured destruction mumu, you’ve done it

>>49954762
Average bobo poster right now

I tried to help you..
did you listen?
did you buy the dip last week?

>>49954715
i unironically did, thanks m8

ASMB stock ladies!

>>49954859
>I was long today and I made $4000
sure you did little buddy

>>49954841
everyone is gambling on being able to pull out before things really go to shit. the truth is if this trend gets pushed far enough the end result is a bank run when things finally do snap and then nobody wins - not bears, not bulls, not even cashfags

What the fuck are we freaking iut about!?

>>49954841
So the normies have been totally sold on interest rate hikes=Effective method of tackling inflation. No mention of QE continuing or anything of the like, just “durr, interest rates might get cut by the end of the year, maybe”.

>>49954903
The market going straight up despite it being Shabbat Friday, when it’s supposed to dump bigly, shalom

>>49954775
Six billion you say?

>>49954903

>>49954903
the jews are scamming the goys into giving them better prices for their hedges

>>49954715
Was that the special news you kept warning us about? Thanks, I guess. I wouldn’t have sold even if it had dumped today. Any chance of a bigger pump/bag buying later today?

>>49954930
It went up, went flat, and then scam wicked up.

Literal bullshit day t b h

DAVID SHAW PURCHASED 5% OF SIGA
>DAVID SHAW JUST PURCHASED 5% OF SIGA
DAVID SHAW PURCHASED 5% OF SIGA

https://www.conferencecalltranscripts.com/summary/?id=11015730

holy fuck
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA IM GONNA MAKE IT HOLY SHIT IM ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE IT FUCK YOU ALL AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>49954937
>>49954775
ok maybe it happened, but 6 billion?

>>49954903
Bobos are seething

>>49954963
>only 2.1% open is crab day

>>49954964
>DAVID SHAW
>not David Soxl

don't care

>>49954964
>longing the bezos bags

>>49954958
There will be no more dips.

>>49954981
Zero volatility all day long on little to news. The 10am consumer sentiment and housing data is still fucked.

Filet mignon for dinner tonight boys

>>49954708

Weird stuff happening after hours.

>>49954547
I was so close to fomoing $10k in SQQQ here at close. Kept my shit together as my current $25k is just at breakeven rn.

>>49954964
Nice. I hope this works out because I have a big chunk of my dwindling portfolio in this.

GUH, MR MARGIN NOOOOO

>Sunday
Get ready, monday will erase thursday's and friday's gains

>monday
Its just yuros, weak pump, fake and gay. Wait for tuesday when everyone wants to sell

>tuesday
>prepare for new lows, jpow will talk on wednesday and tuesday and friday crash

>wednesday
>ohh get ready, cheaper puts. Friday will be a bloodbath

>thursday
>remember last time after jpow's speech. Pump then nigger dump, get ready. Tomorrow we close the gap and continue further down

>friday
Its a bearmarket rally, no volume. Monday everybody will sell

>saturday
>*bang*

Yes I sluroed on thursday last week with margin

>>49954970
I don't understand. 15 million shares got purchased in the last 10 minutes. 15 million * 390 = approx 6 billion. What is your question?

>>49955027
>>49954993

Laugh all you want but those of us in SIGA now have a better cost basis than a Billionaire.

>>49954547
This but SOXS.

Enjoy your green week next week, baggies

>>49954964
how high are we going SIGAbros?

>>49955086
$50 is fud.
Where are you on this?

>>49955072
I’m not laughing. I’m serious. I have a big chunk of my portfolio in this an I want it to work out. I hope we moon.

>>49955010
>housing data is still fucked
>595K Home sales expected
>696K Actual
101K beat?

Everyone here should be incredibly annoyed that now we have to sit through more fucktarded volatility while Biden and Powell flap their faces on TV every single fucking day so banks can do their pump and dump even though everyone knows that it's objective fact this ridiculous rally will not stick.

>>49955100
>foreign investors are buying up US property more than US citizens because their countries are doing even worse
I understand that this is short term bullish but...reality is knocking anons.

Mumus, I am scared. I believe in no pump that occurs in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-two

>>49954775
BEAR BROS IT'S ANUDDA SHOAH

REMEMBER THE 6 BILLION(33%OF THE UNITED STATES GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT) SPENT ON STOCKS

Can the housing market crash already? I want to buy REITs again

>>49955100
Good for stocks. Bad long term though; the housing market is already strained to shit, and nobody can afford a house. These numbers tell us house prices are going to go ever higher.

>>49955050
Were you that anon who sold naked calls on spy?

>>49955124
This rally will stick if they turn the printers back on, which they already have.

>>49955142
6 billion dollars?
That's fucken nothing.

>>49954591
what happened?

>>49955100
Housing goes up. Inflation isnt done. Time for 100bp.

>>49955097
i only have 150 shares

>>49955086
Depends on the prevalence of gay sex in your community. I hope you're doing your part.

>>49955133
It’s because properties are on average 4.5x salaries in the US. 11x in Canada. 20x in developed China. Etc etc. US real estate is cheap. Everyone here gets mad when I say it.
The housing market is not going to crash.

Uhhhh bros I was told that there were Hidden Tigers? Dumping their bags on us? Where are the Hidden Tigers, HiddenTigerbros? The market is rallying super hard.

>>49955154
No lmao, it’s just spreads with the long leg cropped. I just like seeing my broker pay millions to settle my assignments for me.

>>49954691
>no numbers
nope

>>49955162
>That's fucken nothing

I was told it was 1/3 GDP. Are you telling me this is not the case?

>buy 100 UUUU last week
>buy 300 more CMRX last noght
>write CCs on each
>prices immediately collapse
Feelin comfy

>>49955100
blackrock buying all the houses for you to rent in the future

SWBI bros. We won big today

>>49955067
these are the people giving you financial advice

I might be coping, but I think it’s pretty clear we are in a gay rigged market, so my new plan is stockpile food and guns and gas and then shoot the mumus when they run out of food and try to take mine. It’s long term planning

>>49953774
Smart move. Pretty soon, the neon gas shortages due to sanctions used for semic production is going to come into effect.

>>49955195
The only chart that matters anymore. Added over $100 billion in assets in one week. They turned the printer back on.

>>49954970
>but 6 billion?
in 5 minutes even?

>>49955192
Is that based on disposable income or total payroll costs or something in between

>>49955124
I even heard JPOW, our guy, that he was going to not turn on the printers again
that means mass liquidation of all of these companies and the economy and redistribution of wealth to the little guy

>>49954886
A new lady?

Kek baggies

>>49954775
>About a third of the entire GDP of the United States just got spent on stocks.
You fucking retard

>>49955292
Whoops, forgot pic

>>49955195
I myself am a mumu bagholder but this is clearly a lower high on the daily chart. "Muh volume" is a meme. I'm somewhat biased since I'm 60% cash and want cheapies kek

G O L D E N B U L L R U N

>>49955192
nah they are closer to 10x in the metro areas which is all that matters since who wants to live in bumfuck nowhere making federal minimum wage + $0.75
and that is not even accounting for the mortgage rate hike leaving applications at near zero

Made around 3.5 to 4% today, depending on how I break my positions apart. Now... late on Fridays, sometimes my company has happy hours over zoom, and some people bring beers... Should I tell them I'm having a cold beer on a Friday night? In a pair of jeans that fit just right?

>>49955381
Lmao just enough to bring spx outta bear market

>>49955338
I don't really get what you think this post is, but the market can obviously go lower you stupid fuck.

You all know good and well that was the most ridiculous clownworld thing that's happened all year. Literally just "do all your awkward PR on Friday afternoon" shit.

>>49954591
sir, this is Wendy's

BOBO, ARE YOU OK? BOBO? NOOOO, DON'T. STAY AWAY FROM THAT BRIDGE.

>>49955411
perhaps if the radio is up in the background

>>49954591
Blue board jannies always get a little flustered when the modern left takes an L.

>>49955411
No wearing jeans is dreadful. It's summer

>>49955470
I hate to break it to you, but ridiculous irrational volatile rendering the market both uninvestible and untradable is not actually good news for anyone except maybe a bunch of glowfaggot griefers with no real stake in the economy because their citizenship+ status is all squared away in any case.

>>49955381
Anon thats 10b.

>>49955411
>late on Fridays, sometimes my company has happy hours over zoom, and some people bring beers

jfc some of you wagies are mega cucks

>>49955516
Settle down, spaz. You should’ve seen this coming. They’ll only let it crash once they’ve sucked all the marrow out of the pleb’s bones.

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No one can say with a straight face that was an organic rally, so I guess everyone is looking forward to another two days of retarded crabbing while the cast of CNBC calls the bottom and literally no one anywhere makes any money (except the hedge funds on Powell's speed dial) and we're all just waiting for the dump.

>>49955381
your pic implies they didnt tho

>>49955542
What is 10b?

DEM apparently isn't paying a dividend this quarter as far as I can tell and it dumped today of all days. Should I sell and buy up something equivalent like VWO?

I just lost two days of wages over two days of shorting Cathie and I feel sick.

>>49955292
>>49955381
You should be terrified by this. The continued fedpumping means ultimate and final treason and enslavement.

>>49955542
100,000X1,000,000 is 10,000,000,000? Must be that common core math…

>>49955588
>99
>555
>88

>>49955555
>quint 5s
yikes...

>>49955588
>pumping
Fed is raising rates and doing QT, what pumping?

>>49954775
top kek

And I swear to god I think they're using game theory to sucker everyone into a false confidence about certain indicators and then dump on their faces under the increased position size. It's just objective fact that this shit is obviously being manipulated to fuck and back, but I honestly think there's predatory "give us that money back and get back to work" shit going on too.

Why can’t they just pump forever? really though? What’s the highest number you can count to?

>>49955652
@
>>49955588

>>49955652
>t. the u.s. committee on financial services

>>49955588
triple checked

>>49955652
The more they pump the faster the US runs out life. Its like taking a fuckton of steroids for more muscles now but making you live shorter.

>>49955647
the big great wealth transfer has begun

>>49955726
Yeah well I will drain my IRA and then suck helium before I contribute one joule of my labor to the Biden administrations so-called economy.

>>49955647
Honestly. Everyone already hates Biden anyways. Correct this shit now before it gets worse. Blame that old faggot

>>49955647
all the printed money must be destroyed, that's how the fed works. paying down a debt destroys that money until new loans are taken out.

MunitionsChads report in

Finally, a green day for oilbros

>>49954591
Lefty Jannies butt hurt that a POC judge took away their abortions and is now going after gay marriage.

>>49955774
A single share is worth less than a box of cop killers

>>49955726
lmoa it's been going on for decades

>>49955832
>and is now going after gay marriage
I'll believe it when I see it.

>bought more NASDAQ 2 mins ago before futures close
>imediately pump more
You are welcome, niggers

>>49955588

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

>>49955726
No that happened beginning in 1929. The only transfer of wealth is baggies buying and holding wall streets bags. I don't mean divie and index ETFs I mean zombie company pump and dumps that will never go back to the price baggie bought in at and long holds on 3x leveraged etfs.

>>49955896
>hi yes i work for the cia whenever anything bad happens it's the commies trying to make you feel bad everything is ok
why does anyone take this vid seriously

>>49955870
He could just be trolling. This should make for some good lib women freak outs on tiktok.

>>49955901
Cope bear nigger

>>49955647

1000% there is. They want most of all to liquidate the most speculative retail favorites to get wagie back in cagie. They want all prices going up long term except wages, and US to slide down to 2nd/3rd world levels of inequality. It's what the Fed is designed to do.

So for now they're stomping back down to throw a lot of people out of work and force people back who were just barely retired on their investments. They'll pump again soon enough, once they think they've done enough.

>>49955952
They should oveturn the entire Warren Court for good measure

ASTR shill. My ASTR didn’t SIDU.

>>49955832
G-g-g-giga based. We going mask off already? Bearish for SIGA holders, bullish for America.

>>49955832

I'll respect the court the moment they go after the commerce clause abuse by the congress. (they won't)

This is finance-related because I want to invest in Crack Cocaine Futures once the controlled substances act gets thrown out.

>>49955952
>overturn other constitutional rights
They were never constitutional rights to begin with only gimmees from whactivist judges

>>49956007

Also: my ID is clearly predicting the future listing of a 3x leverage Crack-Bull ETF. Kek has spoken.

>>49953669
New >>49956039

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY JANNY

>>49954715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_tjqWwGjUw

>>49954766
RIP