/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49952999
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,285.442B (ATH), 99P = 23.085B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,180.984B, 97P = 22.484B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ok GME, you can go back up now

>>49952999
>Expect the unexpected...
>
>nnnnnnnow!

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49952999
checked trippies

Jesus christ i can't stand ss. Every other post is either a purple circle or jerking off lauer, pulte ect. What sucks is that i did read finance as a hobby prior to this so GME almost always come back in my readings throughout the day. Fucking end this already Ryan.

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>49952999
Checked! Comfy thread will commence now.

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>49952999
Big checkies.

>>49953090
>Jesus christ i can't stand ss
Absolutely no point in going there anymore. There is no more DD to be done and that place is already compromised. All we can do is buy more and hold.

If nothing else, it was a good day for the unborn and baker getting digits. I can hold on for the MO'ASS indefinitely.

why are we crabbing so hard bros.

>>49953090
>can't stand ss
>can't stand you faggots
>nobody I know IRL cares about the stock market and think I'm crazy

ARRRGH I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT ANYMORE. JUST FUCKING MAKE US RICH RYAN YOU ABSOLUTE DOUBLE NEGRO

>>49953130
women dress like this in public then get mad when we stare. fucking kek

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49952999
big check

>>49953079
>>49953102
>>49953111 Checked
>>49953189
WAGMI!

when will you baggots sell? you memestock traders are so incompetent that even us AMC apes are outperforming you LOL. sell now and invest in AMC

when do we boot up the minecraft servers? enough is enough.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>49953200
Check the checker checker

>Volume: 2m

CAM ON GAMESHOP!

Oof, crabbed lower than I thought it would today. Oh well. Next week and the week after should be fun.

kek baggies

>no google A.I. gf
I need to buy google's facilities. I will not be denied nor deny my frens their right to cyber pusspuss.

>>49953363
it's always next week after this week is another nothingburger

Kenny Minecrafted when

Kek crypto baggies

Two more weeks
Trust the plan

>>49953422
checkd

>>49953397
Yeah but there's a special reason why it could be in the next week or two that I refuse to mention. Or maybe nothing continues to happen and I descend further into madness, don't know yet and it doesn't matter.

>MFW my dad said he had 5.3 BTC he's had for years from DCA his spare change over like 8 years and only he's now wanting to sell it into GME even though he has 120 shares

I mean... yeah, but WTF why he didn't do it when it was worth more, its worth like £90k.... regardless of what it was once worth, £90k of GME will be worth stupid figures...

>DTCC turned off MOASS
time to grab the m16 in minecraft of course

gay bot

My piss is green now, what are the implications of this for GME?

ooooo-ah fuck it who the fuck am I kidding. Back to escaping reality for another weekend

>>49953534
This is news to you? Jesus christ. Show of hands, how many of you bought in within the last month?

LOOK HOW MUCH I CARE
LOOK

>>49953463
>reddit fedposting

>>49953559
That just a urinary tract infection!

>>49953559
brush your teeth? that happens when i skip brushing for too long, guessing it's some nasty bacterial growth in my mouth that gets into my system

So DTCC just admitted that they stopped the MOASS. COME ON RYAN COHEN DO SOMETHING!

>>49953130
>Ryan is denying me that spam momma on a Friday

>>49953463
>Pitchorks, concealed as guns
Is he suggesting they could avoid suspicion while they attempt to lynch the SEC by disguising the pitchforks as rifles?

>>49953672
I’ve been tidying for a few hours what did I miss anon

MOASS ALREADY YOU FUCKIN CUNT OF A STOCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49953718
MAxine Waters dropped the official "report" in which it is revealed that the DTCC basically stopped the MOASS.

>>49953718
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vjsr4k/want_to_know_what_everyone_thinks_about_that_im/

>>49953741
>741
I have had enough of this bullshit, BOOMERS MUST DIE!

>>49953741
Yeah the only way this gets resolved in our favor is some sort of spin-off/carve-out with 1:1 tokenized shares issued on their new platform and any more horseshit from the DTCC will be immediately apparent and they can withdrawal all of their shares from DTCC custody and just trade on their own platform.

Shares are really just collectibles anyway these days it's not like most of them ever pay out divvies.

>>49953587
>gets kicked off
>I guess I cared too much!
>thanks for the money
>shuffles off into the darkness

>>49953842
Ryan can just give them the kill shot by pulling all of GME out of the DTCC.

>>49953741
I’m glad they did. I had zero shares at the time. Now have over 300. Going to buy more before the end of Shmita

>>49953741
MOASS probably wouldn't have happened back then anyway since all of us would have paper handed at 5 or 10 grand. Now all of us know better and all we need is for RC to take the stock off of the NYSE and put them on the blockchain to start the MOASS.

>>49953741
>>49953770
Minecraft when?

>>49953741
Ofc it would be dropped today while normies are crying about roe vs wade

Everything is so obvious

So what you're saying is we're still months if not years out from MOASS. Can't believe I put my life on hodl for this stupid bullshit

>>49953940
I agree.

>>49953741
Does this answer the question of if the shorts closed? Keep in mind I have the IQ of an air fryer

>>49953672
He's been telling trying to tell you the whole game is rigged and to get a job for the past year...

>>49953965
youre about to witness the true meaning of hodl

>>49953039
Lmao am I the only one that sold half my stack for Cometh battle. Started with a free mule, went for the spaceship NFT after

I have DRSed shares from my broker, they arrived in Computershare, but... they are also in my broker?! I could sell them now, hmm...

>>49953860
30 days of non delivery of a dividend of say a stock split dividend, if they fail to deliver then they must close their positions and if their short members wish to live, do it before the next one does and it goes to the NFT market & GME Entertainment LLC spin off. This is the MoAss, the forced closing, like a reverse goatse.

>>49954059
I guess my question is how much would it cost them in gas fees if they are minting on their own marketplace?

>gov documents come out that finally proves everything about GME
GUYS ABORTIONS LMAO STOP NOTICING US STEALING MONEY GO OUT AND PROTEST NOW

>>49954124
I know I did the napkin math ahwile back before we were talking about a splivy and printing one instance of the float would be a little under 100M. It's probably why they needed 1B in cash.

>>49954140
You think everything’s relates back to GME. Probably GME was planned like covid and everything else

What day is the superstonk federal reserve takeover going to be held?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vjw4ux/this_is_it_everyone_you_are_here_today_is_the/
>Abortion distraction dropped today
>investigation report dropped today
>it's next Tuesday
>but what if we miss next Tuesday
>we wont

>>49954036
Try it

>>49954240
nice

>>49954200
are you trying to say reptile aliens from nibiru didn't stop the MOASS

>>49954239
I'm afraid they would get mad at me jewing them out of shares. I will unironically do it if they are still there after two weeks and rebuy on CS.

>>49954227
I said this at the start to my fellow gme friends: RvW is pure distraction porn for the npc's to fight over nothing right up to the moment their 401k's and pensions get yoinked and the moass begins with our gme buying window effectively closed.

>>49954227
real shit?

I'm going to start swinging 10% of my shares. I don't give a fuck if I blow it, I'll still be rich come MOASS and I'll at least have some chance to make money on this fucking stock for once

Any frens get anything from the steam sale? I bought Hollow Knight since I've never played it before. I want to get all my physical games from GameStop, but the next one I'll get will probably be Live A Live in July. Might as well play lots of vidya while waiting for MOASS.

why is it dooping frens?

>>49954279
That's what some anon said yesterday which is why it should kick off today!

>>49954227
>>49954279
don't forget our nice win for concealed carry we got this week as well

I swear to fucking god if I have to stay one more year in the wage cage then mark my fucking words I will MINECRAFT the FUCK out of everything I can. What the fuck is the point of trying to make it if there is a boot on your head the whole time.

>>49954320
I ponder

>>49954280
The realest. If they want to prevent FOMO I would let it rip after 7 minutes from now.

>>49954315
Waiting for payday, but I highly recommend The Last Spell.

>>49954059
>30 days of non delivery of a dividend
Jesus why does everything have to take so FUCKING long.

>>49954377
checked.

I never understood max pain. The options go unexercised, sure, but they still keep the fucking premiums for those options. Jesus fucking christ. If at any point any of you fags have even touched an option, aim a shotgun at your head and pull the trigger with your toe. I guarantee you, you will be doing the world a favor.

Is it sad that I lost hope ever since we stopped getting bloomberg terminal screens? When those jews were on our side, I felt safe. Now that we don't have any more rich jews on our side giving us good updates with the super secret data, I feel like something is wrong.

>>49954390
I'ts ripping right now.

>>49954227

>>49953200
checked agane

>>49954227
Next Tuesday? Gotcha.

>>49954279
my blue haired wife and xer friends are pissed. what do?

>>49954227
Why Tuesday and not Monday?

>>49954348
except for the 15 'republicans' in the senate that sided with the communists regarding red flag laws

>>49954390
>>49954377
We probably see a volume spike AH, reindexing is happening. Every share purchased is another shorted.

RED ON A BLOOD GREEN DAY
KEK BAGGIES

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49954502
were correlating with VIX, which is good

That's a wrap for this week, onto next Tuesday

Btw, do girls on tinder enjoy being insulted? I can't try the nice guy approach, they are so dry. Are all the chads just bad boys?

>>49954390
Best time to do it because literally the entire world is focused on SCOTUS.

>>49953470
decent power hour pump, bullish for next week, nice

>>49954428
Jews usually

also, anyone see that AMSneed candle in last 10 mins? Very ominous..

>>49954577
dafuq

>49954502
>hurdur whats a rebalance
kysf

>>49953625
I brush my teethe after each meal

>>49954577
kek what the fuck was that

>>49954577
No I don't look at that ticker.

>>49954577

WTFWT

>>49954608
>>49954648
only identical correlation I've noticed is with $ATER. AMC gained 4.09% while ATER dropped 4.09%. Even after hours activity is within ~0.3% correlation

Something sussin bussin in the meme stock index since the report dropped today. Anyone notice other meme stocks with sharp candles in final 10 mins?

>>49952999
Big bakie check!

>>49954752
AMC has 16 Million in ah volume... something fucky is going on

>Come discover more on GameStop NFT!
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN? IT HASN'T EVEN LAUNCHED

>>49953587
Wow, Dave sure is standing up for us, the little guys. What a great man.
You know, if Dave were to sell an ai-based program, that gathered data to construct an image of retail sentiment, and sold it to the hedgies in a way that made payment for order flow obsolete and let them fuck over retail even worse while Dave got filthy rich and more power in dealing with the sec and wall street, I'm almost tempted to say that he would've earned it. But luckily such an idea is fictional make-believe, a conspiracy theory at best, so there's nothing to even consider.

>>49954808
>he didn't get the invite

After Hours Volume: 697.2K
>After Hours Volume: 697.2K
After Hours Volume: 697.2K
>After Hours Volume: 697.2K

>>49954881
Is that high or low?

>>49954881
796.2K
>796.2K
796.2K
>796.2K

>>49954925
it's current and increasing.

Okay cucks, they literally can't be margin called. Your chairmen refuses to give the dividend, and we are dumping. What the fuck is the plan? You say you will hold this to zero, if you let it hit zero you let them win you fucking retards.

>>49954925
That's insanely high, 17 minutes in.

>>49954925
Absurdly high. They’re doing some kind of reshuffling today

>>49954524
Someone is saying on Twitter that the fed did a huge USD to CAD transaction to weaken the dollar and drop VIX. And were correlating with it. Oh no… did they really wanted to manipulate the VIX or GME…?

364K volume in one red candle

Cohen and board, what the FUCK are you doing with your thumb up your asses

>>49954808
Okay, but this is crap and they're a year late on the NFT fad.

>>49954881
>>49954931
Something is happening, this could be big. That's almost as much volume as we've had on whole days before.

>>49954931
now it dropped back to 699.4K

WTFWT

>49954940
>they cant be margin called

that just proves they never needed to close so no need to sell.

sneed

>>49954936
HAve we ever been this high in AH?

>>49954940
No, because I'll buy the whole float at $0.01

>>49954971
Remember they issued more shares that were restricted. Suddenly, when shares were at their driest, highest prices we've seen for borrow rate, then as soon as the restricted shares got printed, then the rate drops and the share printer started up again.

>These are not cohencidences

>>49952999
checked and baked!

>>49955020
are you talking about smoking pot or the volume?

>>49955007
idk man lol

Hmmm ...
https://twitter.com/JustinAMC420/status/1540429569387335680

>>49954940
>if you let it hit zero you let them win you fucking retards.
That's why we always slurp the dip.

swapcorn stay winning

>>49955020
yes

>those SPY scamwicks
Shit’s going back to the 370s Monday morning

WUT DOES IT MEANS?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vjxfa5/nyse_sent_a_notice_for_a_sell_side_order/

>>49954931
ETF rebalancing? GME was supposed to be added to the Russell 1000 index today.

>>49955135
>>49955135
It still has to fall below $150

>>49955196
GME was in the Russell 1000 for a long time, they are moving it from Growth to Value

>>49955168
Most likely a strong indicator it’s Saturday tomorrow.

Been out of the loop a couple days and checked superstonk

Seems everyone is saying margin calls were waived and moass is canceled?

sell side order imbalance is a fairly common thing, particularly on rebalancing days

i remember being excited about this as well, it's notable but nothing insane. has happened with gme at least twice in the last year

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/imbalanceoforders.asp

Fuck you baggies i lost 1k in calls this week. You said MOASS was this week

>>49955228
They're talking about back in Jan '21. The DTCC waived margin requirements for certain brokers and people are saying that it stopped MOASS in it's tracks then. If they didn't do this, it would have happened then. Doesn't mean it's cancelled, the naked shares still exist, it means it's been delayed from January 2021, which everyone here already knows.

possible a result of algo trading against poor liquidity? its sell side, so by definition it's inability to find a buyer in excess, i could see this being the case on a 3m volume day where investors are still worried about overall market performance

>>49955168
it means we continue crabbing on monday.

>>49955267
we say that every week, dumbass

Is there any hopium nowadays, or just sit back and wait for 0.2% additional of total float DRSed per day? Yes i know marketplace release and shit, but i mean now not fundamentals hopes, but market related reasons.

>respondign to option fags
>ever

>>49955168
Market on close order. Someone (ETF rebalance?) wanted to sell this many shares but no one wanted to buy so they are trying to find a buyer

>>49955048
I really, really, really like this theory.
Isn't there a court precedent for restricted shares being shorted?

>>49954036
DRS them again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrB29rhv2_w
This is the FTD video I was looking for a few weeks ago

>>49955317
Yes, follow cohen's advice.

>>49955433
hes talking about wework
checkm
source: im RC

>>49955374
#WORK, slack case against DTTC for selling restricted shares

>>49955444
Moass already bloody bitch basterd

(Reminder to call all shills curry eating dalit)

>>49955007
I just refreshed marketwatch and it dropped from ~1mil to ~700k

>>49955374
see
>>49955433

#WORK

>>49955433
shill post

this shill blow the whole thing up on accident?
https://www.barchart.com/stocks/quotes/WORK

>Can't kill babies anymore
>Jew York BTFO on gun laws
>Both distractions for what is to come
Umm fellas is the US becoming based again? I mean between this and moass looming on the horizon, this place might actually have a chance. Watching liberals get blown the fuck out has my dick quite erect.

>>49955444
Can you kindly start the MOASS, boss?

>>49955317
The fact that the number of drs shares increases everyday means it’s harder to suppress the share price and if the share price is low then it will mean it’s cheaper to drs. There’s always a win for this play GME is the shit.

I'm going to Publix, last chance if you want anything.

See you on Monday

ive been holding since last jan 21.
fuck ryan cohen. Sick of this shit already

still not selling tho

proof that its me RC (ryan cohen)

>>49955450
this makes my penis

the big penis

>>49955595
You better make an announcement today, senpai.
>also, I will take a club sub and a cold one TGIF

>>49955556
Don’t forget Punished Clarence saying that the court should really consider revisiting (nuking) the rulings on gay marriage, anti-sodomy, and contraceptives laws
We’re getting our theocracy, and all while the Satanists in Congress can’t do shit about it because election year

>>49955595
Yeah can i get uhhh fritos

>>49955622

RC and Ken will put y'all back in cage.

>>49955595
LEMME GET A MUHFUGGGIN UHHHHHHH SHARE SPLIT DIVIDEND ISSUANCE ON BLOCKCHAIN POWERED BY LOOPRING SOMETIME IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS SO I CAN BE FREE OF THIS HELL, big thank.

>>49955710

RC is Publix anon

Prove me wrong

>>49955270
So DTTC needs to die?

>>49955645
Based. Fuck liberals, fuck satanists, God is good and Christ is king.

killing fetuses is based. murica is a shithole

>>49954881
>>49954931
>all this volume but literally no movement
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3RrawMsco

>>49955751
It's pretty corrupt I'd say.

>>49955267
Good. Optioniggers deserve the rope.

>>49955759
America is trying to rebolster its numbers, all them school shootings and trannys are hitting the pop numbers.

The oak sleeps in the acorn
The giant sequoia tree sleeps in its tiny seed
The bird waits in the egg
God waits for his unfoldment in man
Fly on, children

I really hope the marketplace is out officially around July 4 and whatever gmerica is that would be kino

>>49955759
killing yourself would be based, and it'd be less of a shithole without fucks like you.

>>49955759
What about the rape babies? That whole thing creeps me the fuck out.

is there anything anyone can do about this completely fraudulent market?

>>49955759
>t. Moloch

>>49955842
thank you for the kek fren just wanted to say that before you get banned

>The rod and ring will strike
>gamestop = G = GS = mason
>gameStop = 96 = freemason
>power to the players
>leveling the playing field
>Build Back Better = 222
>World Economic Forum = 222
>BBBY = 222Y
>Buy Buy Baby = 222
>March 22 = 322 skull and bones benchod 9.11% stake

what does it mean

>>49955849
I fucking laughed out loud at that anon holy shit

>>49955595
a chicken tender sub for me

>>49955939
Huh, I never tried one of those? Do they serve it with mayo?

>>49955840
>Buy and carry gun as is your right
>shoot and kill with extreme prejudice anyone that attempts rape

I fail to see the problem here. If we keep heading in such a based direction things might actually be okay. Bullish for GME, bearish for fifth column anti-american faggots and leftists.

>>49955938
It means you should take your meds.

>>49955595
I've never went to Publix. I trust you RC, get me the best money can buy

>>49955840
Either shoot the rapist or travel to a state that allows abortions.

>49955999
Nice script, but I think it means you should take your life.

>>49955946
Obvious negro is obvious

>>49955999
digits of truth. Gamestop baggies stay wrong

>>49954764
some redditor also discovered what I was referring to earlier

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vjyh84/massive_volume_spikes_in_multiple_stocks/

>>49956034
You should also take them my fren.
Paranoid delusions won't serve you well post moass.

>>49955731

Power to the players

>>49956056
>I also posted it on reddit
Stop being gay and just be honest with us

>>49955556
You wouldn’t know it because of the propaganda, but people are sick of woke shit. You can only ignore niggers wiling out and trannies spreading aids to kindergarteners for so long

>>49956085
nigga, I don't even have a reddit account. check the IPs if you want

>>49955876
just got back from a ban and am working on a warming. the threat is real. so FTD's don't matter, they can turn off the buy button and apparently there's a remote for MOASS. sure hope RC has some ideas.

Wait, will this abortion thing in America now cause bigger can of worms? Gay rights? Women’s rights? Anti-semitism laws? SEC gets burned down?

>>49956073
Apologies, I'm all hyped up on 'Murica becoming rapidly less cucked and more based, that guy was in fact a shitter and it was friendly fire.
>49955938
commit sudoku, big thank
>>49956099
Based. Extremely gigabased. I've been waiting for this country to unfuck itself for a while now, looks like it's actually happening.

>>49956056
Russell rebalancing

>>49956149
Gays gon' be illegal, women will have the right to have babies, the number might in fact get bigger soon and hopefully that will be the case yes.

http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1653546,00.html
I love the SEC

Will their be riots? I wanna watch doom tube again.

>>49956099
The last time troonshit was tried on a societal scale it resulted in the people thinking Literally Hitler Himself was the better option, I guarantee that spirit is still alive in anyone that’s not completely lost to globohomo, especially as the Weimar parallels keep piling up
Hitler 2.0 could be anywhere. He could even be itt right now

>coat hanger manufacturers right now

>>49956156
why did majority drop if the shares are supposed to be bought for russell rebalance?

>>49956149
>Shortages?

>>49956244
crime

>>49956256
sounds about right. fuck this gay world

What’s next after roe v wade bros?

https://www.reddit.com/r/PickleFinancial/comments/vjwlz9/taking_accountability/

>>49956205
personally I've always theorized that the next Hitler will be everything the left loves but with an absolute hatred towards the left. my money is on a mixed mutt with mexican, african, white and possibly even some asian blood in them, grew up with a single mother, hung out with a lot of gays and trannies, might even be a biological woman or jewish. point is, in clown world, its going to be cosmic irony when the next hitler is bulletproof from cancel culture and actually revs up the gas chambers for real this time.

>>49956305
Poe v Slade

>>49956318
>Also, no, I am not salty, I am not mad, I did not lose a chuck of my portfolio as others have, and to those people, I wish you the best. I hope, naively, that this post is not taken down, and that people are given the chance to reply, but I understand that it is unlikely for accountability to be taken, please prove me wrong.

>>49955759
This but unironically

>>49956305
>gay marriage ruling
>no anti-sodomy laws ruling
>idk another ruling, something about contraceptives
The left is turbofucked for the next few years, especially if >>49956338 is right. Without it though, economic hardships make everyone forget about wokeshit and instead focus on what’s actually important

>>49956305
hopefully media reform

>>49955731
i am RC

>>49952999
>The company that makes the stock market run (yes, it's a private company) was found to have stopped making big banks and brokers pay out after losing in bad bets on the stock market.*
>Because they're not being paid out, the bets aren't closing. Which means: millions of people around the world can plainly see that a bet whose outcome was already decided is STILL OPEN and CAN BE BOUGHT INTO ON THE WINNING SIDE.
>So that's exactly what they're doing. And in order to pay out the winnings on that bet, the banks and brokers are going to have to vacuum up your bank accounts and your pensions and your equity.

>*Similar to how, in The Big Short, the ratings agencies stopped rating bad mortgage bonds as bad, so that they couldn't be priced correctly i.e., lose value.

Is this the easiest way to explain what happened when the black hole opens?

>>49956582
>>49955595
hohoho it's me Cyan Rohen :-DDD

>>49956305
They just killed the right to privacy, so government web IDs. 4chan is kill.

>>49956707
i am RC ryan cohen bloody bitch basterd fatherfucker
sell your stocks of gameshop now motherfuck

>>49956664
sounds about right. off by 2 satan

added something

>>49956718
You’re gonna need a damn good source on that one. Although... I’d be okay with it as long as tech companies and glowniggers cant hide anything either. Them first
>>49956664
Even with that, normies are too plugged into normalcy bias. They can’t see something unusual as possible until after it’s almost finished

>>49956707
i lik ice corn
i lik gurnshop stok

i lik gamescop

Anyone have a link to that dropped report?

>>49956919
https://financialservices.house.gov/uploadedfiles/6.22_hfsc_gs.report_hmsmeetbp.irm.nlrf.pdf

>>383748262
Um... AI bros?
>today is such a good fucking day lmao

The dot is red again.

>>49956995
>>>/pol/383743193
*

haven't slurped in year now, where my fucking dip , shilly ?

Enjoy more nigglets running around Am*ricans you absolute dumbcunts.

Regarding the RvW shit. My friends are going to DC to "protest," I honestly don't know how to feel about that. My gf is also heavily considering getting birth control.
This is all so tiresome.

Another $5k order via computershare come Monday morning...

I figure they make it in time for the ex dividend date...

>WAGMI

The Roe vs Wade salt is hilarious but seriously give me my fucking money already ryan. Where the fuck has it all gone?

>fidelity.com
huh?

>>49957193
Disney uses Fidelity for their employee stock compensation?!?!? That's it! We've all been scammed!

>>49956838
The legal basis for the ruling basically says that the original Roe decision was wrong because there weren't explicit federal protections to a right to an abortion when the 14th Amendment was ratified. The law we used to say applied, doesn't because it didn't mention abortion specifically. If federal law doesn't explicitly protect you, it falls to the states.

Well, there weren't explicit federal protections to a lot of things in 1868. Like the data privacy provisions in the DMCA. So, if someone wants to rule that unconstitutional, say it's a states' rights issue, so that they can do god knows what with data (track abortion providers/seekers, perhaps?), they totally can. And since power overreach is addiction (or so I'm told by conservatives), eventually they'll get to anons.

>>49957193
they have a point, killing your unborn children is deeply personal

>>49957123
This is a right every boomer faggot before you enjoyed, they just wanna close the door on your own access to anything, just as they have with good jobs, unions, and housing.
>>49957173
I have zero faith in this shit stock and the corrupt mutt markets unless Cohen wakes the fuck up and does the needful.

>>49957212
>>49957226
I hate fidelity

>>49957227
Yaknow what, maybe i will go out there tonight...
Have a photo of my cat, on me fella

ryan you fucking basterd bitch WHEN

>>49957123
>My friends are going to DC to "protest"
normie behaviour, they want to feel like they've done something without actually doing anything so they can feel superior to others who haven't "shown their disgust"

>My gf is also heavily considering getting birth control.
this is a win for you, now you can raw dog it

>>49956855
big!!

DEAR MR. I'M TOO GOOD TO CARVE OUT OR SPLIT MY STOCKS
This will be the last investment I ever make with your ass
It's been 17 months and still no word, we don't deserve it?
I know you got our last two votes, I voted on the proposals on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing ninety on the freeway
Hey Ryan, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued us from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy split or a dividend
I hope you know I sold all of your companies off my portfolio
I love you Ryan, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Ryan, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Ryan, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't make her hold bags, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

>>49957123
BC fries oxytocin receptors

>>49957283
I can see the cat's nipple

>>49956944
Thanks.

>>49956944
checked and thanks anon
>Gamestopped
they're not even hiding it anymore

>>49957193
>Disney supporting mass killing
Disney was alway fucking based, but they surpassed him this time

test

>>49957428
nope, still same ID ranjeet

>>49957428
Sorry bud, can't see it.
You must be shadowbanned or something.

>>49957220
I mean, objectively that sounds like the right ruling. It’s a state’s issue to decide, and as far as privacy goes they’re still bounded by the fourth amendment so I don’t see things getting much worse than they are now in that respect. What’s the problem?
>>49957173
If you’re this impatient you’re ngmi even with impossible amounts of money. Bureaucracies of all kinds move extremely slow, especially if they’re forced to do something they really don’t want, if you can’t see the sheer magnitude of kosher horseshit we’re up against I really don’t know what to say

>>49956809
add more hands to this pic frens. type hand sketch in google to get hands.

>>49957458
>tfw halo-banned isn't a real thing yet and imaginary ai bots aren't replying to every one of my posts telling me how smart and cool I am

Our ancestors are spitting on us weaklings. Violence (in Minecraft) is the only true solution to scum scam hedge funds fucks

>>49957573
our ancestor didn't do shit or they would have died, sorry to break it for you anon.

>>49957547
That sounds like a good time anon, sounds amazing.
You always come up with the best ideas.

>>49955048
>>49955374
>>49955450
So the current theory is Ryan has shifted from dividend to legal action against the DTCC itself for allowing the shorting of restricted shares? Seems like he intends to skip the small fry and aim straight for the big game. Large if factual.

so this abortion crap is a distraction for moass and market crash right

>>49957641
Splivvy isn't off the table, nor is spin off or minted securities etc. Any of them could happen and were only speculated on not confirmed by GME.

>>49956023
>>49955840
The bigger problem is miscairrages.
one minute there's a pregnancy, the next there isn't? Was it REALLY 100% unavoidable? If you don't want to talk about what happened that must mean you have something to hide. What a shame, what a shame...

>>49957659
yes, I use instagram/twitter as a normie filter and everyone (including non-frequent posters) are discussing this

It's time.

It's July 4th
I'm deleting this in 10 minutes
Shhhhhhhhhhh

>>49957717
inshallah mother fuckers

>>49957659
I somehow doubt that the Supreme Court is concerned with timing rulings around stock market activity.

>>49957755
checked, I believe it

>>49957755
It's possible.

>>49957659
Yes. We aren't going to be the ones shitting bricks, they are.

>>49957770
sneed

>>49957770
then why do they perfectly time trades before market crashes and significant events?

everything is about the stock market, whether you believe it or not

>>49957770
They aren't, but to those they answer to, yes.

>>49957589
>There have never ever in history been people willing to risk their lives in order to achieve something for a group that they've felt a part of, for something greater than themselves
Individualism is a powerful drug

>>49957770
The report was absolutely released now so Roe v Wade would obfustigate it, not the other way round.

>>49957770

>>49957770
Poor hand wrote this

>>49957357
Yeah she hasn't been spaded yet so, gonna get that out the way soon

Yo guys did pulte get memoryholed or am i just stoned

>>49957353
Yeah that's why Ive been telling her not to. But it doesn't matter, her paranoia is stronger than my argument.
Fuck it I'll just let her turn crazy and dump her

>>49957193
>fidelity.com

>>49957949
he still gets mentioned but he stopped being relevant weeks ago

>>49957510
>It’s a state’s issue to decide,
It isn't, per the 14th Amendment. The idea that only things that existed when the amendment was ratified are protected would be something I could get behind if we applied the same logic to the 2nd Amendment, but we don't and for good reason.
>and as far as privacy goes they’re still bounded by the fourth amendment
Picrel. 4th Amendment has been fucked for a long time. It's not a matter of if but when something gets in front of SCOTUS to gut internet privacy protections (and, really, privacy protections in general).

>>49955444
I dont know what those digits are called, but it sure looks sexy.

>>49953534
You won't, you don't have the balls to yil Mr Griffin

S&P and nasdaq closed above 6% gains on the week. One of the best performing weeks in a year.
Gamestop? Oh it closed at -5% today

Hahahahahaha. The market is NEVER CRASHING

>>49958228
pee pee poo poo i sneed you

>>49958256
Not to mention they waved 10 billion dollars in margin calls. So bad news bro. Moass is canceled.

why did we dump, baggie bros?

>49958228
>whenever it's red it's comparison time, but whenever it's green seethies are suddenly Stevie Wonder
kek

Comrade Cohen I salute your efforts to weaponise the CCP against Ken Griffin

>https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1540476894717456385

>>49958299
>>49958299
>>49958299
Threaded.

>>49954797
>>49955052
WAGMI!

>>49958355
At this point I'm pro CCP. At least they're openly corrupt. Fuck the zogged Great Satan.

>49958228
We're up 6.58% on the week.