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>Tell us about yourself

>> No.49949585
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49949585

>>49949565
No.

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>>49949565
I hate people, I hate hard work, I'm incredibly racist, and I intend to milk this position for all it is worth before jumping ship to another job that pays more

>> No.49949695

>>49949565
nah i'm good

>> No.49949720

I will not do any work unless you are watching me.

>> No.49949729

>>49949565
Well first and foremost, I hate niggers and kikes.

>> No.49949785

>>49949565
I am extremely indolent and maintain job security by cultivating positive relationships and very occasionally automating a boring repetitive task for someone else. I have masturbated to hentai doujinshi several times already today. Sometimes I shoplift just for the thrill and then donate what I steal to Red Cross.

>> No.49949792

>>49949665
does somebody have the source document?

>> No.49949830

>>49949565
I think the word that best describes me is the Holocaust never happened.

>> No.49949919

>>49949565
My previous work experience has taught me that this question is a test in flexible thinking and should never be answered in a straight-forward approach. Also I like trains, planes, speedboats you name it as long as it's designed to move straight forward at high speeds. Never liked golf but I do like green.

>> No.49950070

>>49949565
>I had 3 million dollars in crypto lived my best life for 9 months before it all crashed to nothingness and now I need to find a job while I wait for the market to bounce back again. The market will bounce back again, right?

>> No.49950087

>>49949565
I'm a transgender, transracial, polyamorous, non-binary and a furry. I have multiple personality disorder. Each of my personalities have their own government ID. If you hire me I will check all your diversity quotas.

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>>49949565
No.

>> No.49950301

>>49950087
Also my pronouns are Fur and Furrz

>> No.49950917

Sometimes I'm too much of a perfectionist and I expect too much from my teammates.

>> No.49950956

>>49949565
>Well I’m really into history, especially WWII. I’m interested in this area of study because I think there are a lot of myths out there that need to be debunked.

>> No.49950976

>>49949565
i like to rip out my asshair by the fistfull

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>>49949565
I like turtles

>> No.49951735

>>49949565
I'm a rapist and a drug addict. I burglarized the home of my last employer.

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I'm a bit of a socialist.

>> No.49951883

>>49951735
When can you start?