/biz/ - Business & Finance

BVNRY going to the moon.

first for big anime POOMPA

I am seriously considering taking a personal loan and investing it into soxl RIGHT NOW

convince me otherwise. this is not a joke.

recession canceled
meltup incoming
get fucked bears

PUMP

CONSUMER CONFIDENCE FOR JUNE: 50.0
NEW HOME SALES FOR MAY: 696,000

>>49947406
>Maybe it's the fact monkeypoox is a spread by gay butt sex almost exclusively and pride month is winding down.
Do you think fags only have buttsex orgies during pride month?

>>49947562
>for kids

AYO DAWG I FUCKIN LOVE GAY SEX

My thread was fine but okay we'll use this one

i sold roblox at 25

>>49947572
Pls do anon, maybe that enough to let my bags go

>>49947572
Do it, easy double once it is back at 30.

>no link thread spammer got deleted
kek

is it too late for ccl calls?

baited. shit will dump 1hour before close

>>49947562
>ooh, ooh, a new vaccine to sell kids
Ghoulish

I'm going to fucking kill myself

roflcopter the other thread got b&

why isn’t oil pumping with the rest of he market

Damn I hate this market

>>49947572
Don't do it, the pressure is different when it is not your money.

>sold my GUSH before the gigapump this morning
I hate myself why did I do that I got cold feet

>>49947562
>>49947586
>>49947588
>>49947589
WHATS THE PLAY???

IS IT BVNRY OR SIGA????????

you all laughed at me when I told you I was buying SOXL yesterday

another classic example of me inversing /smg/ and winning.

>>49947591
your thread was dogshit you low effort negro.
jannies did the needful (for free)

>>49947595
>>49947597
>>49947635
next reply for yes or no decides my fate

>>49947582
Print?

I knew we were having a pump and i fucking shorted- fml

thats right slurp it up bobo

SIGA is going back to $9 and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

>new house sales 10%
>projected -16%
>"inflation is fine"

I changed my mind about Fed being able to fix inflation with 150 rates. It's unironically fucking over, not even 300 would fix this at this point.

>>49947593
please let this be the last /smg/ thread. I want it to go out with a big bang. 20% SPY Rise

>>49947649
How much are we talking anon?

>>49947647
wow I wonder how that girl would look naked hehe

>exit pump in progress, courtesy of JPM small hat tribe
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>exit pump in progress, courtesy of JPM small hat tribe
exit pump in progress, courtesy of JPM small hat tribe

What happened to temporary trip fag with a moonshot to shill last night? Did he ever post his DD?

>>49947649
no
dont use loan money to invest you fool
use only funds you are willing to lose

>>49947658
Uh that's Gatorade, right?

>>49947659
I'll buy at 8.50

POOMP EET

>>49947664
disbelief

>>49947660
Volcker could fix it, we need a necromancer

>>49947664
Based

mfw slurping sp500 for the past 30 days

Why is funkopop up 28%YTD?

m-melt up?

>>49947662
15k at 11% apy, enough for 1000 shares.
>>49947666
checked. Sorry lads. Gotta follow trips. No giga soxl loan play.

>>49947641
Up on both. Not selling.

>>49947660
wait what the fuck? I though mortgage demand was down like 60% from its peak? is this saying that house sale are still UP 10% When they were expected to be down 16%?

>>49947659
...And That's a Good Thing.

Reminder that the bear market is over, inflation has peaked, tightening expectations have peaked and can only go down, recession is imminent which means QE and rate cuts, and there is NO POSSIBLE NEWS that can cause the market to go down. UP ONLY.

Don't call it a meltup, this is the future you chose, Bobo.

>>49947658
>falls for the end of quarter repositioning
See you in July

>>49947562
I thought only gays get it chuds? explain how kids would get it huh chuds?!

The mumus are delusional. The only reason anything is green right now is because Fed is doing QE despite they're officially supposed to be doing QT. To contain inflation. This is banana republic levels of retardition and WILL blow up on everyone's faces.

>>49947630
because this pump is fake, retail and the press for the upcoming elections needed badly a green week, the fed can't manipulate oil the same way as they're doing with the stock market

>>49947641
bava is going to get btfo by vaccine resistance

>>49947665
>>/biz/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=%21%21%2Fcxua9WQRfG&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

This has been the worst week ever.

>>49947700
They’re doing QT. It’s just not a large amount

This has been the best week ever

We did it Bidenbros, the market is FIXED and SOLVED.

>>49947691
Lol

LMAO

>t. About to sell house

>>49947691
And remember, inflation is trans.

During Weimar, people were ecstatic, stocks were going up, their property was appreciating, everything they owned was becoming more valuable! It was great times! The house they bought last year literally did 1000%, what a time to invest in housing!

>>49947700
stop believing random screenshots

>>49947699
>>49947700
sounds like you guys are in disbelief

>>49947707
why? did you sell?

>>49947700

The real QT hit will be in September, you may see a taper tantrum again on bond yields

>>49947699
>fed can't manipulate oil the same way as they're doing with the stock market
they can manipulate every other sector but not oil? seems arbitrary

>>49947702
That is why you hold it before it that occurs...

How fucked are my September SIGA calls?

>>49947630
sweeetie oil does the opposite of what the market does. at least it has been ytd.

uh oh.. bullbros I'm happy but this meltup doesn't feel.. safe...

The value of my SQQQ holdings is deteriorating at a rapid pace.
I hate /smg/ so much it's unreal.

Bobo blown the fuck out, i been slurping since 3900 and now im making massive amounts of money,
RECESSION CANCELED
INFLATION CANCELED
BEAR MARKET CANCELED
HAHAHAHAHAH

GUH

>>49947685
housing too expensive so redditoids are just renovating and expanding their cucksheds instead

GAYSEXbros, what the fuck was that??

>>49947733
They can only control oil by destroying the US economy.

>>49947660
Yeah, I can't believe people believe in this rally after we've already had 2 or 3. Bulls will just keep shifting the narrative between "actually inflation good" and "actually recession good" depending on the numbers that come out, until reality catches up. I'd say puts are starting to be attractive now but I don't know if there are many catalysts to pull the brakes before July. I'm just increasing my short position for now.

Just sold my VRM so it'll probably gigapump now. You can thank me later.

QQQ over 300 today

>>49947658
me this week. fucking sucks- i have no beer money for 4 months now. Still not selling im going to be sober as fuck this summer its looking like

>>49947747
>Patience 4Profit

Woah, bud, settle down

>>49947750
I agree, but fuck it, we gaan.

>>49947756
smells like SQQQ calls

>>49947700
Absolute disbelief.

SOXL going to keep pumping today? Or should I sell my calls now?

Why are the gaps not being closed?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just rejoined six-figure hell, smell ya later five-fig abyss

>>49947777

checked

>>49947775
SPY ITM Credit spreads

>>49947750
that's how you know that the bottom is real

>>49947660
I almost forgot but do you have the link/article for this?

stocks are never going down again.

>>49947756
That's nothing, I lost 4k in the last 6 months

REEEEEEEE THEY OVERTURNED ROE V WADE

>Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade, ending 50 years of federal abortion rights

MARKET PUMPING

>>49947705
Thanks. Fuck it I bought 500 with house money.

>>49947803
praise Jesus

>>49947803
based

>>49947777
PUMPING
damn maybe i should've taken that loan. do quad 7s override trip 6s for yes on taking the loan for soxl?

>I did NOT get HOOKED

>>49947803
Bullish for coathangers and stairs

>>49947765
God I hope so.
But also hope you made good money anon.

>>49947803
Good, that Roe bitch lied in the first place, anyway.

>>49947796
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/new-home-sales-mom

This is literally beginning stage of Weimar. Smart money dumped property at that -16%

Loaded up on SQQQ and SARK yesterday, getting burned bad

>>49947803
About time.
More babies means invest in baby supplies.

roe wade overturned lol roasties on suicide watch

>>49947803
how to long purple drank manufacturing?
t. europoor

we
have
not
even
begun
to
drop

>>49947733
no, too many factors involved in the case of oil that make it difficult to manipulate. the opec plays a huge factor and also the rest of the international markets

>>49947812
>>49947813
t. incels

>>49947803
Based.

>>49947799
Buddy, that’s on top of 40% losses already this week. My portfolio is decimated

>>49947809

REAL?

ROW V WADE OVERTURNED
PUTS ON ROASTIES

>>49947803
>>49947808
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!

>>49947803
>>49947808
It's going to be a good weekend.

very tempted to add to my oil positions but
>i hate buying on fridays as the weekend adds potential downside
>oil price being manipulated constantly as we go into the peak demand season with multiple supply constraints
guess ill wait til monday.

>>49947700
what if they meant QT on certain assets and QE on others?
>>49947839
>

baby killers btfo

>>49947803
May God bless America.

>>49947803
NIGHT OF RAGE SOON
>>49947820
Thanks anon, $1600 on a $5000 investment. Not too shabby.

>>49947839
I’m a father of two, queerbait. I don’t like baby murder.
t. previously in support of baby murder.

I'm never listening to bobo tards again

>>49947803
They're on the warpath. they're doing all this to placate rednecks so they sign up for war.

>>49947831
>>49947846

babykillingsisters... we got too cocky...

>>49947803
CHRIST IS KING

>>49947803
>>49947808
OH FUG

NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN LATE TRIMESTER ABORTIORINOS

>>49947847
Only 300 filled at my price. I’ll sit on them.

Gonna be a hot summer

>There is one in three chance a recession is already priced into the U.S. stock market, Bank of America strategist said in a note.

My lil coat hanger stock doin a lil sum sum

>>49947898
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49947890
>muh god

>>49947901
>"Night of Rage" trending on twitter

buy AXON stock buy buy buy

>tfw actually listened to FXI shill and now racking in gains
Did I just get lucky or was he right all along

>>49947777
If I had calls today that were up a good amount I would probably sell. Too bad I got rid of mine earlier this week

>>49947803
>REEEEEEEE THEY OVERTURNED ROE V WADE
PRAISE GOD!
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY THAT YOUNG WOMEN CAN NO LONGER BE TRICKED INTO KILLING BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE GOD!

I AINT FUCKING SELLING! BEAR TO THE END, but fuck we got some ground to make up

good thing tecovirimat = no new lesions after 24 hours..
>very painful rectal lesions

>>49947919
lol

Why is everything pumping so hard?

>>49947921
>yes muh god

gawd bloomberg is reeeeing over the roe wade decision lol thiis is great.

>>49947954
see>>49947803

>>49947954
inflation is still running hot and the markets haven't digested the implications of that for interest rates yet

>>49947803
>>49947808
Yes slay queen
More brown babies for murika

>>49947954
More abortion = less women in the work force

>>49947954
Recession canceled. No more abortion means larger native workforce and economy growth in the future. lfg

>recession imminent
>market pumping

THE MARKET DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

>>49947954
>Why is everything pumping so hard?
Something something house sales doing a 20% flipflop is bullish when inflation is skyrocketing.

Yeah, that really is it. Market pumped literally on nothing but housing sales.

>>49947954
fed buying stocks and trying to stabilize it from another crash. two weeks ago on friday when we had a -4% day was their signal to come in and intervene even more

>>49947777

If you don't take profits you won't make money

>>49947960
yea ill sacrifice all my play money for them babies to be saved

>>49947930
Well... they're now essentially breaking even... I'm tempted to sell now and get back what I can before the morning volatility is over and it dumps, but.... maybe it keeps going?

>>49947803
That is one way to fix the demographic issue in America, number of niggers will increase exponentially though.

>>49947900
>>49947705
I just put an order in at 1.57
nice cup and handle on ze XBI time to buy

Today is the day we just regressed 50 years in women's rights.

>>49947940
how do they know that the rectal lesions have anything to do with the pox? there is seriously a bizarre amount of COPE right now where they're pretending these people arent getting fucked in the ass

>OXY pumping
feels good oilbros

>>49948008
Nice. Only 50 more to go!

>>49948003
thanks for this

>>49948008
Some unborn babies are women, so this is actually a step forward for womens rights

>>49948008
>regressed 50 years in women's rights.
be gone satan

Who sold yesterday?

>>49947978
markets bottom before the economy does.

>>49948008
hopefully we can go 50 more

>>49947988
sell. We had 4 green days in a row. We are either going to dump hard Monday or trade sideways.

>>49948037
>he soldt?

>real shame about your money bobo. Gonna need you to work a double shift at the warehouse today

>>49948008
Praise Jesus.

>>49948008
now we need to rollback women's voting rights

>>49948008
>Today is the day we just regressed 0 years in women's rights. Here's why thats a good thing: By Chad Groyper

>>49948008
lol I wouldn't call the baby killers we've been seeing from the pro-abortion camp woman.

>>49948043
...I sold, now you can pump it some more

>>49948035
this

>>49948010
You should read some medical textbooks. The fact that faggots are disgusting disease spreading sodomites gets omitted so hard all the time. Even when talking about disease and conditions that obviously are caused by excessive anal sex, homosexuals are only noted on the side as if it's just a coincidence.

>>49948025
How is executing a fetus a “right” pray tell? What’s your drop dead date for an abortion? As it crowns out of the birth canal?

>>49948008
They can still do it the old fashioned way with a coat hanger.

>>49948008
This means the fat chicks will start annoying us on the street again.

>>49947954
The fed and the ECB are both printing to 'stabilize' the debt market (push the debt market implosion out to a non-election year).
Market goes up, inflation continues to skyrocket, whoever wins we lose, niggers tongue my anus.

Reminder this is LITERALLY EXACT SAME PATTERN AS MARCH 5TH.

What's the best path forward? Let the SOXS and SPXU puts I sold be exercised and then sell CCs on my newly owned shares?

they laughed at my juuls being banned hahah I laugh at their baby killing asses getting banned

You guys are all looking at this wrong. You could start a woman beating service that specializes in prenatal care.

>>49948066
>pamp et
>load ze deflation newz

>>49948031
>QT just started
>markets bottoming

yeah buddy I'm not getting hooked

>>49947954
Inflation has peaked.

>>49947978
A recession means the Fed can't keep raising rates and has to pull back on QT. Inflation is also plummeting and will go down without Fed intervention. The market already got crushed and priced in a recession + rate hikes, so it hit a bottom. Now the FOMO rally begins.

>>49948095
why would you buy puts on SOXS instead of just plain calls on soxl…?

ASTR is the next SIDU.

the only thing getting aborted today is bobo's portfolio.

Place your bets gents, we're off to the races.

>>49947526
What happens if GDP is positive?
What happens if GDP is negative?

>>49948116
I didn't buy puts on SOXS, I sold CSPs on SOXS.

>all bad signs
>jpow said he would destroy inflation
>no more kid gloves
>inflation expectations dangerous elevation
>consumer confidence in the toilet
Decided to throw 50$ at some spy puts. You are welcome

what are you buying for the steam summer sale bros? also go META go!

>>49948087
kek

>>49948052
unironically this- save the nation

>>49948134
priced in
welcome to the markets

>>49948135
I was thinking Tiny Combat Arena.

>>49948131
Is anime good for you?

>>49948131
priced in either way

>>49948131

Market goes up

My SQQQ position just got liquidated and SOXS will follow tomorrow at this rate.

>>49948130
look at Bumble

>>49948109
there was one minor hike- wtf are you on about?

>>49948148
Anime is ok in moderation, but experts all agree that over 6 episodes of anime per day may be hazardous to your long term health.

5 more days like today and I'll again be able to afford sex

>>49948148
Im gonna be honest.
The market is dumping because of me
Whenever I fap the market goes down, so I open a short and the fap.
I have been in no fap for a week now

FUCK FUCK FUCK I SOLD SOXL AT 12.90

TELL ME I DID NOT SELL THE BOTTOM

>>49948148
There's enjoying anime, and being a 420DUDEWEED tier stoner about anime.

>royal cruiselines doing 10% when monkepok is a thing
Holy fucking shit this is so fake.

TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY FOUR HOURS FROM NOW
I'M GONNA BE LIQUIDATED
NOTHING TO DO NOWHERE TO GO
I'M GONNA BE LIQUIDATED

why did the market pump on roe v wade? what is it pricing in?

>>49948175
sorry bro you sold at least the local bottom

>>49948145
lol that's a super cool style flying game, I was thinking of Ace Combat 7 Skies Unknown. Also going to buy some cheapies like Titanfall 2 and Mafia Trilogy

>>49948181
more babies to buy stocks in the future

>all indices and oil pumped on the roe v wade news
lmfao

>>49948161
>there was one minor hike- wtf are you on about?
Thanks for playing bobo. Try again next year.

Spy doing a kitty kat pattern
Miau

>>49948131
>>49948172
How do I fuck 2D girls?

>>49948189
>>49948181
The pump happened before the news broke

>>49948119
I boughted it.

So now that abortions are b& will women stop being whores? Should we short all the companies that are based around women being whores?

>>49948187
>Ace Combat 7
Do it.

>>49948199
they are spending like crazy it falls Monday. I AINT FUCKING SELLING MY SHORT

>>49948204
ctrl + p

That giant green dildo on oil futures

buy ccl and nio calls

>markets pumping
same day as
>the supreme court has overturned roe v wade
based for markets healing america

cant fucking wait to go into work to have my fat old lesbian coworker complain about Roe V Wade being overturned and how all of this is trump's fault

>>49948204
Alt+F4

>>49948208
Women will always find a way to surprise us with their debauchery

If anything places like porn clip stores and onlyfans will sky rocket as it allows women to still be whores online and be payed for it

americans just need to get eradicated, there is no other way

>>49948204
It requires some sacrifice.

>>49948217

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey so I’m actually green for the first time I. Weeks. Cannabis is finally healing.

>mfw sold META from 155 to 169.5 and now I can buy steam summer sale

not a single red cope candle for bobros… i almost feel bad

>>49948159

>>49947803
Damned if you save all babies. Damned if you kill nigger babies

doesn't this image single handedly btfo anyone who mentions 3x shouldn't be used as buy and hold?

Where do you draw the line with politics and the economy? They are inextricably linked. You can not separate them. What happens in the world very much affects things like stocks and the economy.

I need Joe Biden to get on national television and announce the Russians are going to nuke ukraine

>>49948306
Zoom out

>>49948306
You need long dated data with some bear markets in there.

From Thomas' concurring opinion:
>we should reconsider all of this Court’s substantive due process precedents, including Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell.
Those are rulings protecting contraception, gay sex, and gay marriage

>>49948109
Did you miss that consumer sentiment came out above expectations for May? Demand isn't even coming down yet.

>>49948306
>starting at 2011

>>49948158
Do a handstand, then spin around for 10 seconds. If end up facing in a southern heading the market will downturn. If the sun is behind the clouds or otherwise not directly visible (clouds, building etc) then the rate of decline will be faster.
Yes, this is financial advice.

>>49948334
SIGAbros...

>>49948324
>Where do you draw the line with politics and the economy?
i got a ban for talking politics when that is clearly driving the economy. Jannie must be a butt hurt tranny about the ruling.

We won, antiabortion bros. Brazil 2.0 here we come.

should I sell my -78% bag?
I'll still get 300 bucks

AMD has literally no correlation with the NASDAQ anymore. Literally none. They no longer have any relationship to each other whatsoever. Fucking bizarre.

>>49948331
We did, the 2020 panic, the 2015 flash crash, and the 2018-2019 correction, and the current bear market we're in.

>>49947803
>>49948008
YEAR OF THE CHUD

>>49948306
If you know you can hold it until a bull market yeah

>>49948368
I said this yesterday, it's as if semis are trading with commodities and not tech. Which could be bullish actually.

>>49948306

>conveniently ignore any bear markets
>still 60% draw downs in a bull market

If the market goes down 50%, how does a 3x leveraged position go down? Can it reach 0?

I'm up 2% on my QQQ puts purchased 10 minutes ago. Who's laughing now Mumu?

>>49948217
Oil dip is done. Back to $115+
..until next CPI reading lol.

im selling my longs for a profit and bouncing. thank goodness for this recovery pump

>>49948368
NASDAQ a shit.

>>49948334
I always knew a black man would be the end to women

SIGA is going to have a shakeout until 3pm eastern, this will unironically be your last chance to buy. I can’t say anything else.

>>49948178
kek

>>49948384
STFU YOU DUMBASS WHORE DONT JINX IT TOU BASTERD BENCHOOOOOOOD

>>49948396
AMD a shit. Shit's worse than fucking doge coin. I have been trading AMD for 4 months and have made $15,000 from it, but I am so close to abandoning it and switching to AMZN or AAPL. The big swings just aren't worth it if they are completely and utterly out of left field.

tfw portfolio is too big to hedge

>>49948379
It's not gonna go down 50% in one day, and that's also assuming you never hedged your positions either. I'm planning on using put leaps and selling far otm monthly cc's

Tell me why i shouldnt buy puts today?
Its looking tempting

The gainz are already evaporating and we're due for red end of day.

I've literally bought more short at 18x leverage on top of that Marge formation.

Fuck this gay pump and fuck the algos.

>>49948453
I personally wait for the end of the month to double down on my shorts, but I agree that this is not lasting.

>Soft Landing status: ACHIEVED

Thank you Jerome!

>They didn't believe in the Melt up
>They didn't believe in the Melt up
>They didn't believe in the Melt up
>They didn't believe in the Melt up

Roe v Wade overturned. What are some good coat hanger companies to invest in? Should I short BMBL? What company makes the most volume of birth control on the United States?

BUDDY, LOOK AT CARTERS (TICKER CRI) >>49948488

metltup schizo's I kneel

Are you ready?

Time to short jpm

>>49948178
JUST PUT ME IN THE CASKET, WHEEL ME TO THE GRAVE
I CANT CONTROL MY GAMBLING, NEVER TAKING GAINS
OH NO NO NO NO

yea

>>49948488
Maybe we should long companies that make baby stuff

So pretty much all of us shorted/bought bear ETFs yesterday right? It wasn't just me right

My soxl average is 23.52 and I am not going to make it.

We have all seen this happen before over the past several months where we ended the week in a pump. The real question is are we all going to just dump completely every day next week.

>big companies will pay for your travel expenses to have an abortion
REMEMBER YOU NEED TO BE IN THE WORKPLACE NOT AT HOME

>>49948461
>pic rel
is this why jannies got ass mad and started banning everyone recently?

We may very well end up crabbing today but it won’t be a gigadump like it should have been

Is Bobo ok?

>>49948502
that's evil but from a business POV it makes sense.

>>49948480
Gonna be hilarious when this turns after the next CPI as if no one expected it.

July 13th in case anyone is unaware.

>>49948545
I would be if my wife looked like that

>>49948522
The people with money will fly to legal states to get abortions. The people without will have the child. If you long companies that make baby stuff it needs to be the low tier products poor single moms can afford. No designer crap.

Thanks for the exit pump jerome

>>49948461
Hope so! Just bought SOXS and set a 6% stop.

>>49948495
CRI is an incredibly big-brained move
probably too big-brained to make within the next 6 months

>>49948500
explain

>>49948471
Did you listen to Yellen and Powell

>be economy
>see recession on the way
>side step
>recession avoided
>markets rejoice and tiny hat tribe pumps the market.

>>49948529
I haven't bought or sold anything in weeks

I just sold my MDB.
I made 25% on it in two weeks.

>>49948516
DAMN DAMN DAMNDAMN
DAMN DAMN DAMNDAMN
BOBO GOT LIQUIDATED :(

>>49948558
i want to be that creature so bad

Holy shit 10 years just fell off a cliff

>>49948545
I'm not ok, desu. My spy puts...

Bulls were right, these recent oil drops were always FAKE and GAY.

>mumus getting this cocky over a single week
Yeah im buying puts today,fuck you and see you next week,mumu

>>49948533
Im a trans female with an authentic womb I need a flight to hawaii now

>>49948591
fucking furries

>>49948563
True, whatever's covered by WIC, I'm pro choice because we're paying for all the gibs and then they grow up to repeat the cycle

>>49948602
That's a man innit

>>49948592
JUST THE AVERAGE GUY AND THE AVERAGE GIRL BUYING UP THAT DEBT. THEY GOTTA HAVE THAT DEBT

>>49948592
Mr Spy capitulation expected soon.

>>49948615
No sir, the bonds fell off a fucking cliff, that jump just now in the yield

>>49948603
>Im a trans female with an authentic womb
so… a dyke?

looks like justice thomas wants gay marriage to be removed too
should I buy more SIGA or sell??

>>49948344
That means they have to do bigger rate increases because it means inflation is still running away.

>>49948432
Why?

>>49948630
long uone short siga

>>49948571
SOXS is risky as fuck at those prices.

>>49948592
Well off course they did, I just closed my TLT puts.

through the power of G-d and Anime we will defeat this crab once and for all

M-mumu bros? Our rally is slowing down quite a bit

>>49948657
i still don't understand how TLT and all that bond shit works

>>49948676

market is about to hulk up again

>>49948657
My man you closed your puts when the curves inverted? What the hell baggie that’s the easiest 100-120% in 6-8 months I’ve ever seen, if you go for that sort of thing

>>49948676
Not my OXY

Pump to 32000?

>>49948678
It works through supply and demand.

beautiful

>>49948676
they're out of money for now, literally, and retail alone can't push it up even a 0.1%

>>49948678
Inflation fears -> bond prices down
Recession fears -> bond prices up
We just got higher than expected consumer sentiment numbers which means that inflation is still not being tamed.

>>49948598
They tried to bury oil. The worst way to dispose of it.

>>49948602
>no other sizes found
bobo do you have something to share with us? we won't bully you

SIGA sissies I want to die

I would bet bottom dollar that if Supreme Court banned women voting we would be at record high market levels and consumer health. Is there a chance of this now?

>>49948726
>inflation is still not being tamed
When will you retards figure out that THAT IS THE POINT

>>49948603
I just cant seem to make any fucking money anymore. non stop losses the last 2 weeks. its fucking insane. I feel like I have a fucking MM watching my every fucking move.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>49948744
You know what a commission is?
Retard,yeah i have good taste

>>49948752
Biden has no choice but to print to keep the market stable before elections

>>49948615
He got too high on his own farts.
If he didn't he would say something like
>NOTHING GOES UP IN A STRAIGHT LINE
>NOT EVEN THE 10 YEAR YIELD
which is entirely correct.

10y yield ~%2.65 eoy

TBLT
TBLT!
Bros, holy shit!

>>49948614
Did the penis give it away?

>>49948678
just dca into HYG whenever you can

Siga crabbing in a bull market is bullish, means it's not going up with this fake bull run.

>>49948780
nice
>company dilutes 6 million dollars worth of new shares
>stock pumps +100%

this is pretty sketchy

>>49948678
Equities = loser last tranche pay pigs
Senior debt = Chad front tranche loan sharks

>>49948602
sauce?

>go to sleep confident in my plays
>wake up green
>5 mins later red as fucking hell
welcome to my life

>>49948752
So they're just lying about a 2% target and really just want to keep impoverishing everyone at 10% a year?

>>49948094
you mean 15th? just load up on cheapie spy puts in a week or so

>>49948432
Fixed.

>>49948811
....and the cope of the year award goes to, anon, congrats!

When do euros close so spy can die?

guys.... the index fags are laughing at us....

>>49948726
but we have inflation fears AND recession fears

>>49948841
>A TWO PERCENT AVERAGE
no further details were given on the specifics of AVERAGE
the devil is in the details

>>49948832
Dod you try googling "gay faggot in a cheerleader outfit"?

Baking...

4chan is eating my posts again wtf

>>49948883
yea but looking for that specific gay faggot.

>>49948864
https://market24hclock.com/

>>49948859
You fell for the fake melt up. The biggest rallies are in a bear market. Look up the 100 year history of the stock market.

>>49948895
nigga you might want to get tested for monkiepox.

>>49948868
S.T.A.G.F.L.A.T.I.O.N

>>49948726
>>49948868
We are on a long term trend of bonds getting fucked.

>>49948832
Its fucking man. Now leave because you are either a faggot or not straight even to discern the obvious

>>49948906
>It's fake!
>It's fake!
>Clicks sell button..
Sure looks like real money in my account anon, how can I tell the difference between fake digital pixels and real ones, help me out anon?

>>49948939
Why would you sell if it's melting up??

SHORT GAY SEX
SHORT GAY SEX

god damn I fucking hate myself so bad

>>49948939
>I can make money by exiting a sucker's rally
Yes, that's how it works. You can also make money be exiting a short on a dip.

>>49948868
Bonds will come back up once demand drops and rate hikes are expected to slow down. In the last couple of weeks bonds have been going up because everyone has been talking about muh recession nonstop and there was an expectation that consumer sentiment would be down, but the last numbers have proven that wrong. As long as demand doesn't drop significantly inflation fears will drive bond prices down since the Fed will keep hiking rates.

>>49948813
Lol yeah, it's hilarious hopping between the 5d, 1m, and 1y charts.

>>49948969
>>49948969
>>49948969
new
>>49948969
>>49948969
>>49948969
new

>>49948960
Unfortunately that's a solo concurring decision by the greatest black man on the planet. It's not likely to get any traction.

>>49948939
>zoomerfrog.png

>>49948813
sauce pls

>>49948500
so ready, loading up on SQQQ.

>>49948575
we're overbought. the euphoria is kicking in, bloody week next week.

Down $9 on ASTR already. Wooohoooooo

>>49949016
https://twitter.com/lumiphi_art/status/1539983594940051462

>>49949651
thx