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A major exporting nation literally collapsed today and you're not buying internet coins?

>>49946740
how do i short cinnamon futures

Post it

OH nooooo!! Not Sri Lanka! Where is everyone going to go on vacation now!??

Sri Lanka has had an ethnically-centered civil war on and off for decades

>>49946809
Oh no not Srilanka. Where will everyone poo in the loo now?

>Fiat fails again and you're buying the only competition it has

If Nexo didn’t halt US customers from yielding I’d be double down on my holdings just to spite you chudcel cuckboys who got anally molested by bancor and celcius

>>49946740
how do I short Sri Lanka

>>49946740
>x thing happens
>gasp! You're buying y thing? Smacks lips and cant breathe

>>49946977
>Boat in canal stuck for a week
>Literally all red, all week

>Major exporting nation collapses
>DUDE WHO EVEN CARES

>>49947121
Sri Lanka is half the size of Florida with nearly 1/5th the population of Florida.

You're a retard. You could at least be kvetching about Ukraine or Russia.

>>49946740
this has been inevitable for months.
priced in

>>49947280
Sri Lanka exports 3 billion dollars to the United States annually and the other 11 billion go to Europe

It's also one of the largest routes to the east for the west

Literally a building block of globalized trade that the Dollar relies on to function

Why are you comparing it to fucking meth state of Florida?
Are you fucking retarded?

>>49947280
whut. it has the same population as florida

>>49946740
Literally who?

>>49946740
>major exporting nation
>Sri Lanka
Literally who
What do they even export

>>49946836
this, from what ive read the sinhalese and the tamils will absolutely positively never ever have any peace, ever. they will continue to machette eachother until one of them is physically no longer existant.

>>49948056
Literally walk into any store

>>49946740
>you're buying internet coins?
and so is every informed Sri Lankan who still has a pot to piss in.

>>49948056
jeets. and the jeet exports are projected to increase exponentially now their economy is collapsed

>>49946740
So with a "completely collapsed economy" there are barely any riots and the government has not yet been toppled?
Why are Sri Lankis so complacent?
Do they have niggerball and fandom as well?
They sound as complacent as Burgers...

>>49948198
There's an information black out

Sri Lanka is an IMF globofaggot country

Nobody has an idea what the scene is like on the streets aside from a few webms

>>49947350
"3 billion" and "11 billion" of WHAT exactly?

>>49948236
COTTON NIGGA

COTTON AND TEA

Look at the back of your shirt
Notice how it says
>MADE IN X MIDDLE EASTERN/ASIAN COUNTRY

>>49948254
oh wow
>>49948234
black friday in USA looks way worse

>>49946740
>IMF
kek I made this exact prediction in a post the other day. wish I had screenscapped it. this is all by design. crash the economy, IMF comes in with a loan with big strings attached, and sri lanka becomes the latest great reset debtpig. this world is beautiful