/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49939922
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,259.458B (Last ATH), 95P = 23.784B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,285.442B (ATH), 99P = 23.085B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

nice squeezes baggies, we MOASS tomorrow right?

I'm beginning to think we've been bamboozled

>>49940128
But by whomsth?

>>49940148

ryan cone throw us a bone

>>49940119

>>49940128
No shit. The cancelled stock split is undefendable.

>>49940179
Yes, please tweet more fart jokes Ryan

Shills might take over GME threads... Because I'm tired... I don't know if I can keep on going... I might actually... Stop visiting 4chan and get back to my life

While holding buying and DRSing

Fuck you I'm getting rich shorts never clossd

>>49940128
>>49940297
>when and if

shills are just long time holders fudding themselves. they post here as a call for help and reassurance.

unfortunately for them it’s getting harder and harder to provide that reassurance. the ones with power to start the event are either compromised or have no real incentive to do so.

I hate RC more than Ken Griffin now

>>49940481
Correct.

>>49940128
I am so tired. My friends whom I had convinced to buy just a couple of shares have all sold. They laugh, asking me whether I still believe GME can reach five figure digits, and I have to admit that I'm at a loss about how to answer. I want to continue holding, to convince myself that "just holding" is the easiest thing in the world to do. But another part of me wants to sell my shares and just move on with my life. Then I'd have to admit I was duped for an entire year and a half.
I was sold a fantasy. A dream of freedom and independence, a world where the greedy and unjust receive their fair punishment for stealing our futures. I've been hitting the dream pipe hard, bros. How am I supposed to come down from that? Am I just supposed to allow the hedge funds to get away with their numerous crimes and manipulations?

kek baggies

got a date tomorrow lads
how do I develop feelings for another human being, so far I haven't felt anything for her
also she's a bit fatter than me but at least she's working out so

Sell

>>49940481
>Takes zero effort to post fud
>Anyone who cares will look it up themselves
Yeah wonder why people have given up refuting garbage

>>49940548
Nah just wait till full DRS
Holding is easy AF

The moment I saw Trimbath calling us greedy for wanting moass and deliberately misrepresenting the wording in that 8k I knew we must be close. I almost wonder if she’s upset or resentful that a system she helped design is going to be used to force a short postion into infinite loss.

Good to see that the shills really have a cock up their ass tonight. It's tomorrow, by the way.

>>49940684
I hope it makes her sad.

>>49940662
Yes, you are right. I apologize for my moment of weakness. I understand now that we must hold, HODL, onto our shares with all the strength in our hearts and the unfaltering belief that our efforts are not in vain, whether it takes two more weeks, another eighteen months, or even five more years to DRS the float. I shall channel our final goal of short hedge funds being driven into the ground to fortify my diamond hands. I pledge to buy more GME shares and GameStop merchandise tomorrow.

>>49940720
It’s so weird I always just assumed she was on our side.

>>49940684
I dunno why she would care honestly. Obviously when the system is as broken and clownish as it is, as she is well aware of and been writing about, then of-course you're gonna have people who jump on a chance to break the wheel and make money using the same kike techniques while they're at it.

>>49940767
shes just covering her own ass
theres gonna be alot ALOT of lawsuits and rico sniffing around during the moass
and it is soon like tomorrow

>>49940684
If you're a Millennial and you're in this play you are probably anything but greedy. You've probably foregone a lot in adult life that others take for granted, on some level so that they could experience those things in the first place. This is just taking back a piece of what was sacrificed. We didn't start the fire.

>>49940767
Nobody is on your side.

>>49940625
You should try to marry her in the off chance that we don’t moass. I’m 35 and unemployed, if we don’t moass Im going ina woods

>>49940684
I would btw guys

>>49940821
I kind of wish I'd ended this with, "They'll never stop the Simpsons," now that I reread it.

is this thing gonna happen

>>49940946
no

>>49940946
Yes

bitch stock

The thing that annoys me most is the split dividend was our copium for months. I don't know why we assumed GameStop would do it as soon as possible after their filing but that's the assumption I was under. And now here we are, the vote passed, they have the ability to do up to a 13 for 1 split and we're just fucking waiting still. Well, they're waiting for the price to go up before they split I hear. How in the fuck is the price going to go up when Kenny can use infinite liquidity to keep the price where he wants it to avoid margin calls? Well, maybe they're waiting for the NFT marketplace I hear. And where in the fuck is that? How long does it take to throw a few JPEGs on a store page? Despite all the creators on twitter announcing they were partnering with them, it's still fucking nowhere to be seen. Oh, it's due out before the end of Q2 which is July 31st, just two more two more weeks! The worst part is, even if it comes and goes with no launch I still won't sell because I've been brainwashed after over a year and a half of holding and I'd never forgive myself if I missed the squeeze

>>49941000
>>49940995

trips wins

>>49941074
huh? explain

They’re getting progressively annoying lately.

>49941074
Yeah that’s why he can’t get it lower than $136 and can’t let it get higher than $145. Do you not understand we’re literally in moass right now?

hey guys look at my faggot post please I'm so demoralized and sad, I could have invested all on apeshit coin or shiny rocks kek

>>49941140
We were literally in MOASS last year. Remember what's behind 180 Kenny? It turns out a lot of fucking numbers were behind 180. We were in MOASS when it ran up to 200 and they halted us back to 160. MOASS for me is not crabbing for months in an ~$8 range. It's when my account looks like a fucking phone number that isn't emergency services

>>49941176
Whine whine whine

>>49941191
Indeed. My life is shit, I'm tired of being poor and Ryan Cohen isn't doing a fucking thing about it

I HAVE AN INGROWN HAIR IN THE FAT OF MY INNER THIGH WHY ISNT CHOHEN DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS

>>49940297
>>49940509
>>49941074
I don't think the split can't happen before the marketplace releases. I'm sure of this fact but im not sure if its because the split relies on it in some way or if it's just because of the effect of big price GME will have on people joining the marketplace. Basically hedgies giving Gamestop free advertisement for the bew marketplace

>>49939616
If she was trying to create plausible deniability she could have done a better way that wouldnt have led to a lawyer asking "mam the page you cited clearly used past tense and future. can you read?"

>>49941176
wait when you said
> the fuck is the price going to go up when Kenny can use infinite liquidity to keep the price where he wants it to avoid margin calls? Well, maybe they're waiting for the NFT marketplace I hear. And where in the fuck is that? How long does it take to thro
in >>49941074 did you mean to say it more like this:
>out a lot of fucking numbers were behind 180. We were in MOASS when it ran up to 200 and they halted us back to 160. MOASS for me is not crabbing for months in an ~$8 range. It's when my accoun

>>49941231
What a dumb fucking analogy. He has no control over the hair on your thigh. What he does have control over is the company we've all been burning money at for goddamn nearly two years and all we get are fart tweets

>>49941285
>rol over is the company we've all been burning money at for goddamn nearly two years and all we get are fart tweets
i don't really understand what you meant by this, could you elaborate?

>>49941256
Shes always has been a cunt when it came to Gamestop. She just likes the attention and praise enough to keep it hidden some of the time. Never was surprised by this fact since the very system she hoped would fix the market will end up accelerating its destruction.

Holy shit the absolute state of this place.
It’s tomorrow isn’t it?

>49941176
Kys you annoying faggot. Jesus, imagine being this passionate about a stock you don’t hold. Or being too stupid to know when you’ve won.

Is there anyone at all who honestly cares about an NFT marketplace? I'm not being pessimistic I just don't see the value of it at all. I don't think I'm gonna stay in gme after moass at this rate.

>>49940548
>”how do I come down
You don’t. You lash out.

>>49941304
I'm never investing with anything RC does after this shitshow, I know that. Buying land and never coming here again

>there’s still retards and shills that don’t understand the algo is what’s going to start moass
>they don’t understand that we’re literally days to weeks away from witnessing a literal mathematical anomaly that would mean we’re owed infinity

>>49941297
Moona soona in jonna

>>49941323
Ah yes, the algo that fractilizing into infinity because I drew some lines on a chart. Might as well listen to picklerick at that point

Post MOASS I'm suing Ryan and GameStop for making me wait this long

>>49941304
If it actually results in people owning and trading digital assets, then yes I think this is THE big step that will blow open the metaverse. Beyond the capability of smart contracts and whatnot. Being able to sell and trade games, and in game items with the original owner maintaining a slice of the pie incentivises companies to participate. Basically a bunch of value can be created from nothing which will continue to enable the infinite growth that American Capitalism needs to thrive. If NFTs were really nothing they wouldn't be fudded so hard. The whole bored ape bullshit was just a giant fud campaign which tried to define what an NFT was to the masses. I still remember when the iphone was announced and microshit was like "no keyboard? kek!" Apple solidified their place in the market fot the next decade with that 1 device and forced everyone else to capitulate and copy them. Wagmi

>49941344

>>49941344
>picklerick
who is picklerick? you mean like in the episode of rick and morty where rick is a pickle?

>>49939922
checked

>>49941408
He meant picklespic

>>49941433

I spoke to RC at Publix over the weekend. He said moass is off because you guys kept using the n-word

If you want to know what the real price of GME is right now count all of the upward movement since January 12 2021 and then count all the downward movement in reverse (aka GME going -$10 as GME going +$10) that's the price of GME right now.

>>49941453
NFT

>>49941453
if he actually read my paperwork he would have seen that i signed the nda under the name 'george floyd', so i can say any number of n-words and ryan can't do anything about it

>>49941459
Will u do it for me?

>>49941459
Can I just turn an 8 sideways?

>>49941459
The real price is 4 million, therefore it is my floor

>>49941453
>I spoke to RC at Publix over the weekend.
I was gonna make a clever n-word reply, but the thought of you so casually meeting him in the aisle makes me lul too much

>>49941433 Checked
WAGMI.

>>49939922
checked

>>49941681
They met at the deli and both ordered a tendie sub.

>>49941296
I think part of it is trying to save her own skin and just saying things because idk she'll think she'll get in trouble or whatever. The fact she's even saying anything makes me even more erect this is going to happen and it's going to happen SOON. (tomorrow)

>>49940812
Bingo. It's why I tell people don't follow the personas. They aren't your heroes or saviors. End of the day they are going to save their own skin or disappear like DFV did.

>>49941517
>>49941832
Based

Look how green the market and crypto are. Hahahaha
Nasdaq is going to finish the week up 10% baggots. Hahahahahahahahaha

Sigh, Guess were going back to $100

>>49941928
SEC DEATH SQUADS IN YOUR AREA SNEED IMINENT

>>49942016
Nasdaq up 8% on the month hahahahahahahahahaha

>>49942029
so

>>49941928
that means shit believe it or not, tons of liquidity in the market, the beginning of the squeeze will not be necessary start with the meme wormhole of liquidity that GME is

WAGMI GME investors, you will WAGMI so hard that would be unreal.

>>49942029
???

>>49942072
>>49942075

It means the market is never crashing baggies.

>>49942029
So? Gme is up 50% on the month while spy is down 4%. What’s your point? Also Kek crypto baggie. Bitcoin is down 30%.

>>49942098
why not?

>>49942098
thats my point, goddamn you fucking shills with your mutant chromosomes, GME can squeeze before a market crash

>>49942098
Respond to this >>49942091
Why are you posting lies?

>>49942098
Biden?

>>49941074
Pretty much, especially considering the board has to do what's in the best interest of the shareholders. So there are only two possibilities:
1) The stock split won't trigger moass / won't be of benefit to us.
2) The board is compromised.
I don't buy the jpg store being necessary for the split.

>>49940767
She's probably on our side, but she worked in the industry and has surely seen some shit. She just wants to distance herself from us as much as possible because she has fully realized the implications of people following her teachings. She seems to be in a dangerous position and just doesn't want to get fucked by the fall out.

>>49942256
>, especially considering the board has to do what's in the best interest of the shareholders. So there are only two possibilities:
>1) The stock split won't trigger moass / won't be of benefit to us.
>2) The board is co
i don't quite understand - could you elaborate this point?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49942277
Well, for the last months the narrativ was: Stock split / "dividend" will cause moass. If that's true, the board could have triggered moass for the last three weeks, yet decided not to. How is that in the best interest of shareholders?
The other options is, that the narrative was wrong. Then what was the point of asking for the share increase anyway?

>>49942300
but when you say
>, the board could have triggered moass for the last three weeks, yet decided not to. How is that in the best interest of shareholders?
>The other options is
you contradict what you said when you said
>hey split I hear. How in the fuck is the price going to go up when Kenny can use infinite liquidity to keep the price where he wants it to avoid margin calls? Well, maybe they're waiting for the NFT marketplace I hear. And where in the fuck is that? How long does it take to throw a few JPEGs on a store page? Despite all the creators on twitter announcing they were partnering with them, it's still fucking nowhere to be seen. Oh, it's due out before the end of Q2 which is July 31st, jus

>>49942256
>jpg store
Opinions discarded

>>49942323
I have no idea what you're saying. My point is: Either board has the trigger and is just sitting on it. Or the split never was the trigger -- then what is?

>>49942341
right, sure, but isn't it insofar as one would want to see in the stock and the economy and then when the jpg media says one thing but not the thing we want it to be saying every day and every day there's kenny going "oh ho ho they're after me lucky chairms" then doesn't it really get you thinking?

>>49939922
Bakie check!

>>49941610
>he didn't miss the solar flare static electricity glitched packet drop one time special event
You're destined to make it Anon.

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49939922
Checked

>>49942569
Sometimes I worry that I've missed chapters in the saga and then I remember the AI shows me what I'm meant to know and WAGMI regardless. No forgiveness. I don't forget.

>fud
Ok, but what about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av3k_lcGm9g

How can this exist if we aren't winning?

>>49942630
Just a glitch. Sell now to prevent losses.

>>49942630
you didnt post anything you crazy schizo, that never happened, do not redeem

I just bought the Unabomber Manifesto on Amazon and it cost $7.41. What did Kek mean by this?

It’s Friday

>>49940548
Unfortunately the only solution is to go full nazi and gas all kikes race war now

Unfortunately, because it require action instead of sitting on 4chan

Holy shit just found out my gf is pregnant

I guess today Is the day

>>49942950
I’ll start building the wooden doors in minecraft

>>49939922
post squeeze I'm gonna say the N word whenever I want

>>49942964
Nice. I hope it’s your, anon

>>49942999
Log by log

>>49943012
Post squeeze I’m going to use so many n-words snd there’s nothing you stupid libtards can do about it, but I’ll keep it to a minimum for RC until then

>>49942794
That the industrial revolution and its consequences have been disastrous for all of humanity, and that it will take the kind of radical change that not even packing a u-haul with fertilizer can accomplish to right the course of the species. Which is what GME is for, which is extremely bullish and life-affirming and also non-violent and actually non-violent instead of "fiery but peaceful" (but actually violent) riots in the streets.

>>49943084
I want what your snorting

somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars per share

>>49943103
Violence doesn't work if entire populations are too cucked to even make a phone call or order food without being on the verge of a panic attack. What does work is memes, the truth, and grassroots movements that pick up too much speed too quickly to be stopped. That is what I am snorting, these facts above.

>>49943103
ha

>>49943084
>>49943165
Based. Imagine trying to fight a completely decentralized non violent revolution happening without any of the revolutionaries having to gather. The Revolution quite literally will not be televised.

current thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0e69e_B_SE

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49939922
checkies

>>49942588
We are anomalous. We are a region
>We're not from the left or the right
>We're from the bottom
>We're coming for those on top
Verification not required.

anonymous autonomous meme warriors

>>49943165
Too autistic to call for takeout, schizo enough to throw the tear gas canister back at the pigs. What a based time to be alive.

>>49943165
omega based

I think Ryan needs to admit to the fact that is right in front of him, that today is happening and that day is Friday.

>>49943812
I'm expecting more crab and probably in a slightly downwards direction today, but would be thrilled to be proven wrong. Otherwise like 141 within fifty cents either way EoD heading into the weekend.

It KEEPS crabbing George! It's crabbed another FIVE points. You told me Cohen said this was a sure thing!

>>49943812
>Friday
It's literally today. I can provide comprehensive DD to prove this fact.

Uh so fellas all of the planets are lined up in a straight line right now for the first time in like 400 years or something

>>49943882
My schizo senses are tingling like crazy.
>by schizo senses I mean my pp
>Verification not required.

>>49943882
Only like 5 of them? Fuck it, good enough.

>>49939922
Frens I am losing hope

>>49939922
checked
wagwi

I am worn out frens

>>49944031
Rest up, your anus will heal within 2 weeks.

>>49944046
Fren I’ve been waiting for it to heal since January 2020

>>49942577
checking emji getting checked

>>49944054
I know the feeling, we must trust in Cohen. That boy is our only hope.

Please mister Cohen… just one more poopie tweet. That’s all I need to make it through another day. *wheeze* Just one more sixty nine sex tweet please Ryan I’m begging you.

i had a schizo gme dream last night maybe someone can help me interpret it
>2 politicians running its an election year
>both bought out by hedgies and glowies
>3rd party runs to fight them, gets a lot of support from normal people
>glowies get mad
>candidate contacts me for some reason for help and says "Help me, they can touch my brain" and I wake up
what did he mean by this

>>49944212
What day was it? Was it Friday?

>>49944238
time doesnt have meaning in my dreams but it was today so perhaps

>>49943888
Woah woah woah ease up bro, you don't know what effect those digits might have

>>49943532
Ew that's how you get other people's piss all over your pants. I thought pepe was based :(

translation: they are starting to worry about cellar boxed OTC stocks because they are increasing in value.

they might have had some intelligence in the beginning but now they make it extremely obvious with the headlines what is actually going on where they can be used as a reliable indicator.

>>49944329
Zombie stocks in this case refers to companies who do not make enough profit to service their debt, and so are digging deeper into a hole as they strive to become profitable.

It's a lot more common as the moment than it has been historically with all the start-up tech companies and cheap debt (which is getting crunched now by rising interest rates).

>>49944273
Kek is with me big boss guy.

>>49940548
>But another part of me wants to sell my shares and just move on with my life.

This makes me legit angry. FUCKING BURN YOUR DOUBTS!!! It's all so obvious. They, the normies put you under peer pressure. Forget about your shares and let them rest. You don't have to add more, but ofc it would be good. Just sit on your shares and let it happen. Your friends are normie faggot Goyim, animals, who don't have patience and are just cynical DUMB, I REPEAT, DUMB!!! fucks. Hold and never sell, unless it's for a telephone number.

>>49940548
give up

>>49940734
This is the spirit. YGMI

Quick question: wtf?

oh my fucking god KEK BAGGIES

>>49944656
When the share price of GME has increased by that much I will sell one (1) share. The rest aren't for sale. Verification not required.

>>49944680
So she didn't even read their reports? Got it

>>49944712
Masterfully done.

We should make a Reddit group called something like Superstonkcock
And it’s all gay porn and deep fakes of Dave Lauer and Gary Gensler
So when people are looking for superstonk they might click on that by accident

They will seethe and that will be funny
Fuck reddit

>>49944712
Right on the money

>>49944746
You seem like a guy with a lot of stock gay footage, so go ahead homie.

no idea whats happening or will happen but no matter what happens WAGMI

>>49944788
We can include beastiality and furry porn so you can be included too

Shills can't explain it

Kenny can't explain it

Kenneth, I thought we were headed to somewhere sophisticated? I couldn't be
more disappointed.

Kek jannies

Today we’re either dipping or ripping
No crab
Checkm

>>49944861
>Violent crime lower
>Property crime higher
Yeah a hedge fund kike will fit right in

>>49944861
Property crime = MBS?

today is a dipper or ripper

there will be no crab today

B. Zamoni was here

No rip or dip

Only crab

The fractal is about to go ultrasonic
Total global financial destruction imminent.
Brace for impact.
WWG1WGA

>>49941934
Please dump, I need to accoomulate

So does anyone want to tell the ticker $GME that pre market opened 3 hours ago and can move past one hundred and fourtey two united states dollars?

Kek baggies it's never crashing

>>49945003
BOOOMMMMM!!!!
TWO MORE WEEKS FOR TOTAL FINANCIAL FREEDOM
PATRIOTS IN FULL CONTROL OF THE MARKETS
GME TO $100,000,000
TRUST THE PLAN
-BB

>>49941934
Didn't we already do the russeling story arc?

>>49944881
> -80¢ a day
tick tock

>>49945095
filler i guess

>>49945141
I hate clip show episodes, so lazy.

Fed up of gas planets. Thought I'd learn a little something about the solar system today and found out Neptune and Uranus are gas planets (I already knew about Saturn and Jupiter) and I find myself incredibly disappointed. Personally, if they're made up almost entirely of gas and don't even have a solid surface, I don't consider them planets, they're just clouds of shit floating around. I don't have time for them and quite frankly I'm sick of them even existing. As far as I'm concerned, there are only four planets in this solar system, and only two are worth visiting. What a joke.

>>49945152
>he doesn't know about Nibiru

These threads are so slow now. Everyone from last year is gone. It's actually over isn't it. I'll be lucky to even get a sneed.

>>49940821
Well said. Time is money and I'm taking more than mine back. I demand eternity because I will manage it better.

>>49945196
Sneed

>>49945196
Here you go sneed fren
I think a bunch of people got jannied

>>49940548
If you truly believe in this play then you should be ready to ride it down to $0.

COME ON BLOODY BASTERD
BLOODY MOTHER BICH
BASTER RYANESH CHOHENDRA I FUCK YOUR WIFE YOU DALIT

>>49940509
This may surprise you but stock activity is not as simple as a tweet or the snap of a finger.

>49940128
Then sell.

>>49945237
They close their shorts at $0, idiot

>>49945251
It is when a splivvy is on the table, idiot

>>49945196
Not everyone but many either moved on or stopped avatar posting.

>>49944861
You just know that article was done to supress Kennys criminal history (SEO). Happened couple of times already. Remember that interview where he was talking about crime in Chicago out of the blue?

>>49945196
never leaving never selling

just biding my time

take your sneed

>>49945269
>They close their shorts at $0, idiot
My point is that true conviction means never giving up on this so long as the thesis is supported. Be ready to lose it all - you never gave in, the crooked ref called the match. That or your patience and perseverance is rewarded in the end because you never gave up.

>>49945269
>It is when a splivvy is on the table, idiot
What evidence do you have regarding that?

HOLY FUCK MY NIGGERS, I'M BACK FROM THE FUCKING VOID. APPARENTLY AMUSING IMPLICATIONS ABOUT SOMEONE BASED UPON THE GENETIC MAKEUP OF THEIR PARENTS IS NOT ALLOWED!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
ANYWAY FUCK SHILLS, FUCK KEKS, FUCK WHINERS, AND FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT, BECAUSE MY RAGING HARD-ON SAY'S ITS TODAY BITCH!
>LET'S
>FUCKING
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49945285
Meds

Crypto SPEEDRUNNING back to 1T market cap. Baggies having nothing to show for the market recovery.

>>49945316
>What evidence do you have regarding that?
They can announce the splivvy at “the snap of a finger” and I’m not going to spoonfeed you on why that will have a big affect on market activity.

>>49945350
TYFYS
Let’s get get these shekels

>>49945372
15K next leg down

>>49945382
Wow that's so crazy man. Just like McDonalds can announce at any time they're making hamburgers out of kittens. But guess what. That isn't going to happen either baggie.

>>49945382
I'm not questioning the effect of the GME splivvy I am questioning when that has happened at the snap of a finger. I would think that this stuff takes weeks to file and make official.

>>49945095
That was the 2000, we 1000 now

>>49945413
Yeah, a public filing 10 days before the split, idiot
Feeding time is over sneed

>>49945405
kek baggies
fucking btfo, there's no recovering from that ass reaming

>>49945429
>10 more days
>2 more weeks

its never happening

>>49945429
pipe dream

>>49945429
So not at the snap of a finger?

>>49940548
You’re right ledgie it is easy asf to make you miserable

Work is sexy

How can anyone possibly be fudded now? The line is going up, you're getting richer by the day even if MOASS doesn't happen for another two weeks.

>1.5B in bank
>150+M quarterly burn rate
Tick tock tick tock. Are you ready to be diluted next year so the company can stay afloat?

>>49941304
Once the is over, I never want to see the letter combinations NFT, GME, RC or DRS again.
SS is fine. But for different reasons.

>>49945472
https://www0.gsb.columbia.edu/mygsb/faculty/research/pubfiles/5520/stocksplits.pdf

Stocks rally after announcement of a split. It already rallied with the initial proposal. So yes, retard. At the snap of a finger.

>>49945589
> anakinpadmepic.jpg

should I sell all of my GME shares at market open today?
no meme answers please

>>49945632
Yes

>>49945632
yes but only if you're a visible minority

All I want is for a petite tomboy to aggressively make me eat her ass, is that so wrong?

>>49941934
didn't GME join a year ago? AMC is supposed to join today, no?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-06-25/gamestop-graduates-to-russell-1000-amc-stays-in-small-cap-index

vs

https://www.thestreet.com/memestocks/amc/amc-is-joining-russell-1000-what-does-that-mean-for-investors

>>49945196
They’re still here just waiting to ooo. I’ve been so many different fun characters over this past 18 months in these threads. The joy is that you start all over when the next thread starts. Not much to talk about since we’re basically holding our cocks waiting for any news

Post MOASS I'll build a kinky playroom and buy so many latex outfits for me and my gf.

>>49944929
>Iceman Cometh, Iceman Taketh Away

>>49945714
Russell index vs Russell value.

>>49945753
ah, thanks anon

*AHEM*

We got some new big fucking numbers

Shills

Do the needful

>>49945777
witnessed

>>49945827
What's the free float minus DRS'd shares? Is it already smaller than the official short interest? I mean that info was basically what triggered the VW squeeze.

>>49945853
not sure it matters anymore anon, the algo is doing the talking now

It wasn’t 2pm yesterday, but it’s definitely 2pm today.

>>49941453
Was he getting the orders in for the lads?

>>49945827
76 mil is the float
-57,025,477 for HODLrZ and insiders
———
18,974,523
-21,508,000 for institutional positions
———
-2,533,477 (already negative)
-16,020,000 (Self reported) short interest
———
-18,553,447 shares
Shills can never explain this. Without the squoze infinite shorts theory with just public data they’re short more than the float by 18.5m shares

>>49945969
only 18.5m shares?
i thought they were short the float like 10 times over
oh well moass anyways

>>49941453
>implying RC isn't the anon who spams nigger all the time

I just met RC at Publix. Nice guy. He says he won't let MOASS start until redditors start saying nigger more

I think guy from thread a few days ago is right, we're not gonna see and big moves until the next Fed Does Shit dates, which is the meeting release and then July's meeting. But this will be fun times because we'll have the marketplace out or imminent, 100bps rate hike, and "oh btw we're in a recession" announcement within days if not hours of each other.

>>49946074
Well damn, we could be here a while then.
Or it just happens on it's own.

GMErica carve out, marketplace launch and splividend on 4th of July.

I'm sorry but this marketplace won't do shit. It will be laughed at and we will be schitzos for investing in NFTs. NFT reputation is shit.

>>49946156
Are you convinving us or yourself that NFTs are retarded? Do you know what else is retarded? Using a phone to send a text message. It is the stupidest thing in the world, just call somone if you need to talk to them. No one is going to adopt this technology. No one.

Holy shit fresh FUD just dropped

IF YOU GUYS DON'T WANT THE CRAB TODAY YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEFEAT HIM BEFORE THE MARKET OPENS. REPLY "SHOO BAD CRAB SHOO" AND ROLL DUBS BEFORE THE BELL OR NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TODAY

>>49946193
WTF? He has an alibi, he was at the shops buying snacks for the lads.

Anon literally just bumped into him

>>49946212
SHOO BAD CRAB SHOO

>49946193

>>49946193

i drove him to publix guys its fine i already spoke to the investigators

>>49946212
I hate that you are forcing me to do this.
Shoo Bad Crab, Shoo.

>>49946212
SHOO SHOO SHOO SHOO

>>49946212
SHOO SHOO NIGGER CRAB

>>49946193
>source: my shooped asshole

>>49946212

this crabs on vacation til monday

someone shop the crab into this please and thanks

>>49946191
These are two different things...

mfw i only lost about a 100 on the squeeze last year and still come here to laugh at the bigger baggies

>>49946212
SHOO BAD CRAB SHOO

I will make fresh crab tonight

>>49946212
begone

>>49946212
SHOO BAD CRAB SHOO
You can't stop the inevitable

>>49946193
ITS OVER

>>49946212
I'm gonna kill the crab with my COOM

>>49946219
>>49946239
>>49946251
>>49946257
>>49946269
>>49946294
>>49946304
>>49946328
Weak ass motherfuckers - looks like we crabbing again today...

>>49946212
STAY GOOD GRAB STAY!

DID SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY KILL THE DOT INSTEAD OF THE CRAB??????

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>49946379
I don't live in Florida so I don't know what they have.

>>49946379
A real planet not made out of gas.

Kek baggies
Market never crashing
Crypto never dying
Gme never going above $150

Kek baggies
Kek baggies
Kek baggies

>>49946364
Look again
>>49946344
That's why I say hey man, nice cum shot.
>>49946379
Tendies sub

Kek crypto baggies

uh PM bros...

>price pumps with $1 PM
so what are you guys buying with your millions?

GME, you mystery
You came along with a destiny
This is your life
A battlefield telling you who you are
GME, this is your time (Hold tight)
You gonna sparkle,
You gonna shine
Gains when you're high,
it looks like a dance
You are magic, you're magic

C'mon, c'mon
Come on, there's only one way
Your way!
C'mon
Come on, you know there's only one way
Your way!
Dance, fight
Spin around, spin around
Dance, fight
Fly higher, fly higher, fly higher

GME, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes
Sadness lies in fractals
But victory shines in the highs
You're still alive!!!
(Deep, deep-deep, deep down)
(Deep down inside, victory)
Ooooh...

>>49946212
"SHOO BAD CRAB SHOO"

>>49946212

Shoo shoo ya hear?

Gowan nah, git

>>49946193
unironically if they make this guy quit, then it's over in 1 day, but i believe cohen will rather die than quit. WAGMI

It’s upward crab until the algo flatlines. The channel is just gonna keep getting smaller and tighter. It can’t let it rip above $145 and can’t get it below $136. I’m guessing $140.45 is the pin.

I genuinely feel bad for you guys. How long are you going to stay in this investment cult? Don't you realize that the short squeeze isn't going to happen? You guys are being played for fools.

>>49946074
the fuck is he doing a Publix so much

>>49941074
you put my feelings into words, fren. this shit sucks and now we're stuck. at least we got some cool pepes out of this.

>>49946673
>RC actually works at Publix

>49946666
I like the stock even without a short squeeze Satan.

>>49946364
high volatility vertically inclined positively increasing crab

Bros... i just got insider info... theres going to be a GME-Publix merger...

666

nothing but lies

typical

/cheers

>>49946666
Sell

>>49946688
kek, he's just a triggered wagie after all this time

i didnt invest more than i could afford to lose
cozy XX stack
no sleepless nights
just wagmi

>>49946212
you're alright crab
you can stay as long as you want
me casa is you casa

Visible squeeze starts at 10:22 EDT
Screencap this post.

>>49946744
i got u anon

>>49946666
What an altruistic message from a complete internet stranger. My faith in humanity is restored.
EDIT: Whoa! This really blew up!
EDIT2: Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
EDIT3: I can't believe this post is getting so much attention. If it breaks 10k likes, I will insert something in my rectum.

it's today

>>49946758
Kek.

Insider here, market will OPEN at 9:30 AM EST then close at 4:00 PM EST.
I was never here.

>>49946840
holy fuck bro delete this before you get epstein'd

>>49946840
it has been foretold

>>49946840
Delete this right fucking now

>>49946840
A-are you s-sure?

By cancelling the split the board has proven it is compromised. We must sue.

>>49946840
fucking larpers

>>49946666
At the very least my money is safer here than in cash and any other investment at the moment. Couple that with the prospect of me actually believing in the MOASS and that creates a recipe for moderate to infinite success all because I hold GME. No matter which way you spin it, GME will change my life completely, even if MOASS isn't true and it only goes up to 500 bucks a share.

>>49946882
Don't ask how I know, you can bet on it though. Same thing will happen again on monday, NOT SATURDAY OR SUNDAY THOUGH.

>>49946887
Sell

>>49946887
Thr divvy split isn't canceled

>gets computershare letter
>now that you have the letter you must wait for another letter
Give it to me straight boys, this is all a scam by big postage isnt it?

>>49946887
see >>49941358

>>49946840

i didnt know bravery like this still existed in the world

god speed anon

>Previous close: 142.02
Are we sure aboot that?

ITS HAPPENING

ᵒ

REMINDER

Just a small ooo.

>>49946998
>>49946998
>>49946998
Threaded.

>>49941753
>>49942506
>>49942577 Checked
>>49943243
>>49944029
WAGMI.

>>49944712
Spot on.

>>49946922
Two more weeks.

>>49946930
You vil pay the fee!

>>49945969
Isn’t a share that is lent from a brokerage account (margin or retirement) also part of the short interest?

>>49947805

>>49944844
Weird flex, but ok.