/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49944641
imagine the fucking smell of that thing. God, I need to experience that this year, please Lord. With enough shitcoins surely it can happen

Just buy a piece of shit and learn how to work on it. I have a 1989 Chevrolet 2500 and a 2004 audi a4. Both of them were less than $1500 combined. Neither of them have broken down in 3 years.

>>49944670
It smells amazing anon. You're missing out. Ask if you can eat her out from behind for maximum effect.

>>49944641
Sports betting
Just put it on sure thing's
Everyday, and build it up slowly.

>>49944641
all in RLC and wait a few weeks

>>49944692
Sick of imagining, fren. Surely this is my year

>2k into 15k
>bear market and economical collapse
Yeah good luck with that one anon. Just invest in Polygon and wait like the rest of us.

Wonder how many anons have been memed into smelling and tasting human faeces

>>49944754
a classic from /fit/:
I fell hard for the brapp meme, litterally all I could think about was smelling a girls asshole when I would see a hot girl. So I was at starbucks one day playing on my laptop after the gym and this really cute blonde in sweaty workout clothes comes in and just heads straight for the bathroom. It was one of those unisex ones they have. She went in and must have stayed for 5 or 6 mins. I just kept picturing her ass as she walked right by me and what she must be doing in there. anyway she finally came out and made it a point to close the bathroom door behind her ocmpletely. She walked out without buying anything and just left I guess. Sooo I quickly got up and went to the bathroom and opened the door. I was almost certain she had taken a shit in there and was getting hard just thinking about it. I get inside and flip the light on and close the door and smell hits me like a literal brick. I thorught that wqas just a saying but its true. THe smell actually made me step back. It was like a mix of spoiled garbage and vinegar. It was terrible. In my mind i just kept imagining her wallking ass and then what it would look like if she were shitting on the toilet etc. I went over to the bowl and bent down and sniffed and i kid you not i almost threw up. It was extremely strong. I pulled my pants down and tried to get hard to masterbate or something but there was no way. I just washed my hands and left.
so let that be a warning to you, the brap stuff is fun to talk about but never ever ever meet your heros.

>>49944641
trade 2nd hand rolexes

>>49944784
lol to know there is at least one if satisfying

>>49944702
Sure things don't exist.
Please explain more since your post makes it seem like its so simple.

If my bankroll is $1k, do I put all $1k into the "sure thing"? If answer is yes, then okay, maybe I turn 1k into $1.4-$1.7k. Now, on the next SURE THING, do I put all of that into it as well, and continue indefinitely since its a SURE THING?
If the answer is no, then tell me how to maximize profits. If the answer is put 1/10 into the SURE thing, then my 1k bankroll means im betting $100. Okay, so I bet 100 and win roughly 150 since its a SURE THING. Now I have on average roughly $1,050.. So now I bet $105 and watch it turn into $160?. Great, now I have $1,105. Okay, so now I'm betting $110, and this profit continues indefinitely on all these SURE things? Maybe the $110 misses, now I'm at $995. If i continue this trend of hitting 2/3 SURE thing bets, which will give me terrible odds, most like only 50% profit, then long term you will not make any money.

Please explain because I think your advice is bullshit.

>>49944641
BTC, Ftm and Aleph finance will do the magic in the next few years, Sylo is a great choice too.

>>49944702
if its a sure thing you wont make much

>>49944641
that's a man

>>49944641
here's a hint, accumulate Rfox as much as you can,and wait for a few years, you'll buy the car of your choice.

>>49944641
Take the $2k and use it as a down payment on a car. I just saved you a lot of time and stress.

>>49944641
I would advice you buy eth, Solana and few low caps like Nmkr, Ride, Hero and ankr like the majority of us and wait.

>>49944641
faggot, not with this market condition you can't make such, even the $2k I invested in TXA, hasn't gotten me anything because of the bear market
Hold your $2k, maybe spend all on your ass

>>49945032
why should you accumulate now retard?

I will never understand why people nowadays like the big butts, especially white men. It must be Saudis (who like thick women), glowies and zionists shoving this down people's throats.

>>49945553
whites are suppose to worship black cocks

>>49944728
It really is one of nicest activities licking around a clean bungholio

Buy a bike and sell puts

>>49944641
Buy puts on any stock people aren't talking about

Pick a small market cap gem. Goh0 seems to be biz's token of choice right now.

>>49946625
no gem atm, retard go shill your shit elsewhere

>>49944641
By investing in yourself and getting a better job.

Also you don't need a 15k car when money is such an issue.

>>49944728
Why would this year be any different? What have you done to improve yourself?

>>49944641
Buy a nice set of work boots

>>49944641
keep posting oversized anime behinds like all the monero fags and eventually coomers will shill your crypto

>>49944641
Fibonacci or shiba inu.

>>49944641
15 XMR
Sell at $1500
Ez

>>49944641
>12.99 on kneepads
There you go bud. Your first big investment.

Invest in a safe common stock or mutual fund. You're not going to make 15k obviously, but the goal is to at least try to dampen the damage caused by inflation without gambling

>>49947039
>shiba inu
You really think that's going to be able to help anyone really make it? It's been fucked up ever since Ryoshi decided to come out with QOM and fuck sh!b over, why would there be a chance for this all to happen.

This is all an exit pump, it's too damn obvious.

>>49944641
Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and deliver some papers

>>49944641
$2k buys a car you faggot

>>49944692
>>49944728
You know there is lots of brown subhumans on this site with the obsession of smelling women ass

>>49944728
Don't fall for the brapper meme, anon. A woman's anus smells absolutely vile.

>>49947039
Hey SHIBBbaggie you are SHIBbagholding your SHIBbags all the way to zero.

>>49945193
TXA?? What are you talking about

>>49944641
sell one of you kidneys and then put proceeds into BitDAO tokens. stake the tokens on ByBit and live off the APY for the rest of your life without having to work

>>49945032
>thumbnail pic
The one simple test every jeet fails, everytime, in every thread. Never change you filthy faggots.

>>49944641
You can never "turn" any money into any other money. You can only put down your money as a gamble. Even if you win you didn't "turn" anything into anything, you sat on your behind.

>>49944641
damn thats hot. sauce on that ass?