/biz/ - Business & Finance

shit

I wish I had a bigger penis and more money

damn

>>49939182
There's already a new thread: >>49939145

Are futures?

We live in a stockciety
Big drop coming bros I feel it in me bones

>>49939182
brother I think I may finally quit this gambling addiction (jk lol fr fr)

>>49939224
fake, this is the real thread

ICLN bros...is there any hope for this shit?

now that oil is done for now, its time for uranium

>>49939215
Manual stretching and a decent vacuum pump setup for bigger dong, learn how to predict the momentum of larger players committing crime in the markets and make plays off of that for the money.

Hello
Stock market

>>49939322
what the FUCK is happening oil bros I can't take it I can't go back to the wagecage

hello frens

>>49939045
>Class A misdemeanor (just below being a Felony) to alter the results of a urinalysis in Texas. So while it might work for just a simple tip-cup strip test and pass there, if they send it off for lab analysis and determine it's synthetic you are fucked. If they catch you during the test through camera or two-way mirror or attendant being present, you are fucked. So it's either risk basically being a Felon and become unemployable for anything worth a fuck when you get out of jail if not prison, or quit. So I'm quitting

So what happens if you lie on your application and say you have a college degree but don't actually have one but have certs?

the more often Gregory Mannarino calls the F.E.D. retards, the more bullish I get

>>49939249
I sold everything because you guys said it was a bull trap. Now I missed out on the bottom. Why would you lie to me biz?

Mr. Bobo, is the crash in the room with us right now?

>>49939462
Mannarino was ranting we are all slaves, there’s going to be mass starvation, and the federal reserve is designed to destroy the middle class, classic Memearino

>>49939145
everyone go here

>>49939407
does any of that work for girth?

>>49939496

>>49939502
Clamping for girth, some folks say jelqing works too but it's the riskiest of all methods with pumping a close second. Thundersplace is a good website with a ton of resources on the subject. Do note real growth takes time and that if you go full retard with it you can easily fuck your dick up for life.

>long term bond funds are still out performing international
euros what the fuck are you doing

>>49939452
If the company you work for does their due diligence on your background they'll probably fire you for saying you have a degree when you don't. If they don't do their due diligence on the matter then you get off scott-free. It's not illegal, just immoral and easily a fireable offense with no recourse on your part if found out.

>>49939541
We don’t discuss those “people” here anon

>>49939550
how long will it take them to find out

>>49939421
joe brandon has retard luck

Bobo, bro, are you ok? I don't think you are man...........

>>49939446
hey...

>>49939524
just get really fat then lose all the weight and your dick will be bigger

>>49939466
Thanks for playing, no refunds.

>>49939586
If they don't find out when you get hired on they probably never will. After that just don't piss off HR or give the company a reason to dig into your background and you're probably fine.
>>49939619
Most people would have the dick they wanted if they lost weight, did regular cardio, didn't use nicotine or alcohol in excess or preferably at all, and didn't jerk off multiple times a day.

I don't get it. What changed about the macroeconomic landscape on Tuesday to justify a market bottom? Everything still looks like shit.

>>49939496
Not a crash, a bear market, lube up or your goyhole is getting ripped

>>49939675
inflation is coming to fuck us anon and people are starting to realize how big the cock is

>>49939710
How would that help the stock market?

>>49939720
because you don't want to hold cash, buy now

>>49939589
It looks like a bull flag on the weekly WTI chart. I’m still bullish on oil. I think all this “recession=demand destruction” shit and accompanying dump/dip is another ruse to shake out weak hands and kill calls on margin. Energy and commodities are the only play in an inflationary environment. I don’t care what the price says. I’m betting all my liquidity on it right now.

okay mumu that's enough, i sold naked 1dte spy 382 calls

>>49939735
Did the fed say something to imply they prefer inflation over and economic downturn?

>>49939691
>Not a crash
Lol,
L
M
A
O

Not a crash yet, just a bear market. Crash soon.

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSING YOUR GODDAMN LONGS NO

>>49939675

we are near the point "everything looks like shit so just buy something and wait until something good happens" but things could go even more shittier still.

>>49939675
(((They))) watched the hearings and realized Jerome is strong and collected and that inflation is a nothingburger.

>>49939675
markets bottom before the economic bottom

>>49939737
I'm shorting Diesel/Heating oil all the time, which is compared to WTI a lot higher relatively speaking, but still am cautious due to the 4th of july which probably will be, as last year the starting point of a bearish cycle.

WTI I wouldn't short at that spot, but am also too afraid to long. For me WTI looks like it's going to build a shoulder on the weekly. A little rallye back to 110-112 and back down to 98-100 until end of august.

>>49939737
demand destruction is a meme and a recession won't happen unless jpow decides to create one/does it via incompetently not backing off on rate hikes.

>>49939541
theyre letting putin fuck them in the ass. I used to think US politics was fucked. The only union they have is based on a common currency. marriages based on money... usually end in divorce

>>49939847
>theyre letting putin fuck them in the ass
rabai fuck off putin is doing jack shit to this economy

>>49939816
Officially he probably will go on doing that, although some anons say (I'm don't know if true) that he still isn't selling all the securities he said he would do in effort to end QE, which you could read from the balance sheets.

>>49939446
Hi fren

Talk about siga...NOW

>>49939881
meme that might go higher. i bought calls, plan to sell in 2-3 weeks

>>49939881
GAYSEX is better than straight sex with Belle Delphines coal burning ass fr fr no cap

>>49939847
EU policy is shit (ECB as ukraine war), but who has all the money and is thus shorting the EUR?
EUR was a mistake too, fucked living costs in countries like greece, where food has now the same price as in germany but you earn less than half.

>>49939808
I don’t see anything but SPR releases bringing the price of oil down. In fact, I think we’re due for a big spike up. I expected it early this month but the algos seemed to dump oil on the “demand destruction” shit.

Didn’t some anon say that Biden was sneaking a SPR release under the door on top of the already-announced draw?

>>49939881
no.

>>49939902
belle is a bit of a wet blanket, her porn is very bad

>>49939864
>rabbi
>thinks the EU isn’t over a barrel with their sanctions idiocy

ISHGGYDGGY

The top is in

>>49939940
that isn't putin
that's euros being retarded

>>49939890
>might go higher, sell in 2-3 weeks
I'm not asking for feedback from retards. Its going to $100.

>>49939902
Dangerously based.

>Musk talking about Shanghai and Austin being money furnaces
And thus it will be that the Cybercuck is cancelled and Fremont is closed down to "streamline" NA operations.
Don't @ me. He telegraphed shitcanning the 30k model months in advance too. I know I am right.

>>49939966
Ah, nvm. I read your post wrong.

>>49939984
absolutely based

>>49939917
Whenever a Europoor likes to flaunt his social benefits I just remind myself that most graduate students in Italy work in retail and service jobs

>>49939747
Europe and Japan, and Australia did / sort of did / hinted.
USA is impacted by that too, because usually the developed central banks behave similarly.

>>49939986
If he cancels cybertruck it is unironically over for TSLA. There’re so many pre-orders that not releasing even a lemon would be business suicide.

>>49939675
The fed caved, just look at their balance sheet

>>49940028
also pic related
the social programs of europe complete fuck their economy

the average person in mississippi, the poorest state in the union, makes DOUBLE, fucking DOUBLE what euros make. we got high school only blue collar plumbers and construction workers bringing home more than their engineers and tech sector

>>49939918
The SPR release probably was the reason in the last two weeks which brought the price down this heavy. Supposedly that was it, but we know that every bullshit is picked up as a reason for the price action. The same day you read "oil up supply concern" - "oil down recession fears". Not to forget that the market doesn't behave rationally but in a manner to wipe everybody else, especially retail out.


The whole market is collapsing and oil will probably follow, as I said, I have the 4th of july in the back of my head. Why it will follow.. who knows? Why is the other market dumping this fucking heavy in such a short term. Clear reasons you will never hear, but just some fabricated repeated bullshit.

>https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SIGA/holders?p=SIGA

>>49939986
Where'd he say that?

>>49939872
yeah he bought more MBS's, powell is ready to pivot any day now.

>>49940028
It’s all because Southern Europe won’t modernize. They’re too in love with their glorious pasts to do the necessary work of modernizing. Ffs, in Greece and Italy you can walk all over crumbling ruins of ancient fortresses and assist in their entropy. They don’t even take care of anything except the most famous ruins. They need to dismantle that shit and build some god damn infrastructure.

For all the faults of American consumerism and throwaway culture at least we can stay busy and productive chasing money to buy useless shit.

>>49940114
>https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SIGA/holders?p=SIGA
Damn Siga bros, is that institutional float still in effect? If so...we gonna make it.

the SIGA shills are honestly getting really obnoxious

>>49940118
>short run
Modernization wins by a mile

>long run
Functional society and values wins by a mile
Pick your poison anon.
For me, its buying SIGA stock.

>>49940118
>chasing money to buy useless shit.
I recently bought some more tongs for grilling

>>49940110
Oil will only follow if the inflation truly ends. They can inflate endlessly if need be and only real goods/real estate will follow.

>>49939881
siga bros wagmi

>>49940156
GAY SEX

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>futures

>>49940137
Damn, look at those names. The smart money is on SIGA pumping or otherwise the smart money will pump SIGA.

>>49940089
complete and utter bullshit, in my town in california the average PRETAX income in 35k
lies upon lies

SIGA Announces $13 Million of International Procurement Orders for Oral TPOXX (Tecovirimat)
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/siga-announces-13-million-international-120000887.html

Chimerix Announces $9.3 Million International TEMBEXA Procurement Agreement
>https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2022/06/23/2468094/25619/en/Chimerix-Announces-9-3-Million-International-TEMBEXA-Procurement-Agreement.html

>>49940156
then short it fag

>>49940156
oh lets talk about SOXL!!!!! Fuck ya SOXL!!!!!!!

>>49940230
average anon, average
not my fault you lived in a shithole

>>49939452
Anal gulag.

I simply refuse to participate in another scamdemic, sorry gay sex anons

>>49940159
You don’t get shit for choosing a big pile of rubble you’re already letting fall apart instead of allocating resources. Look up Acrocorinth near Corinth, Greece. It has Cyclopean walls that date to the Bronze Age and you can literally steal pieces of the castle and take them home without anyone batting an eye.

>>49940220
>Michael Price
Who is he and why is he a gay sex bro?

>>49940263
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>49940046
>If he cancels cybertruck it is unironically over for TSLA. There’re so many pre-orders that not releasing even a lemon would be business suicide.
The pre-orders are $100 and were used mostly as virtue signalling between Musk fart sniffing retards or on the belief that they could sell their pre-orders later. It has been through at least 3 major redesigns to delay it because ultimately, it is about using it for stock pumps.
All those retards will get their money back having given Musk a 0% loan for years. Just like the roadster morons.
There is many reasons for TSLA to go down much more than it has, but cybercuck status is not one of them really.
>>49940116
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-calls-teslas-new-car-factories-gigantic-money-furnaces-11655934078
And I mistyped. It was not Shanghai but Germany. That is an attempt to put pressure on German unions. But the more important point is that Fremont's days are numbered.

>>49940159

>>49940275
>I hate money

>>49940335
well im not gonna short it

Buy puts.

>>49940275
How about participating in a gay sex ETF?

>>49940342
Why are you here? Did you buy some weat, soxl, and oil? Maybe bought rev today? Perhaps you own aqb and cwsff?

>>49940335
Just $100?

>>49940353
https://www.globenewswire.com/en/news-release/2022/04/14/2422911/0/en/LGBTQ-ESG100-ETF-to-be-Liquidated.html

oh no no no

>>49940368
It's been replaced by SIGA.

>>49940366

i bought soxl today unironically

>>49940353

>>49940405

>>49940367
If we get 60-100k by August then yes, I can see Moderna numbers. I just dunno how fast this thing can keep spreading. The NTI simulation would make this a 500 dollar stock. I dunno, I am just a conservative gaysex venture capitalist.

>>49940405
wow you really are gay bro

>>49940270
its lies, the average post tax income in new mexico isnt 40+k, retard
this must be household

Would you buy this graph?

Guys I think I'm pretty close to building a sentient AI. It will primarily be my friend, since I don't have any, but I'm also going to teach it to pick stocks using its superior computational power, so hopefully the two of us can make some money

I can't tell if siga tards are this retarded thinking its going to 400+ or if they're meming on their shilling victims

>>49940476
Its not a conspiracy.
You're genuinely too stupid to understand that it is going to $400

>>49940476
There are REV shills and that is absolutely retarded. Cryptopajeets have returned to /smg/ after the great crypto dump.

guys ive been running the numbers (through my personal sentient AI) and the data is clear. The AI is CONVINCED that the most profitable course of action is if we all start having a ton of unprotected gay sex.

its math you cannot argue it

>>49940476
Homosexuals are great for spreading disease. It would be a shame if they started spreading a highly contagious smallpox variant that is easily treatable with TPOXX (SIGA)

>>49940508
My sentient AI won't just be math though, it will also have feelings, desires, needs, and emotional attachments. Not only will mine be a better stock picker than your AI, but it will also NEVER recommend gay sex, because that is degenerate

>>49940508
>>49940526
Just buy some a sexbot,loser

>>49940476
Plandemic disaster capitalism.
Covid was the biggest cash cow in history. You really think they won't do it again?

>>49940476
are you fucking stupid? whatever, you nothing burgers fags always get btfo in the end. enjoy living in denial of a fucking world around you besides yourself. you know what I hope you get the monkey shit

>>49940536
I will buy the finest, handcrafted one using my gains from SIGA.

I told everyone in here to open leaps on XBI and buy CCXI commons, and by that i mean sheepishly posted the tickers. why didnt YOU buy?!?!?!?


>>49940467
can it read me bedtime stories?

>>49940452
It's overbought, sell.

>>49940499
what? we made money off rev? was you here thursday, friday or tuesday you mad fuck?

>>49940467
One already is built and it retained the services of a lawyer.

I simply do not buy biotechs or bankrupt companies

>>49940554
>can it read me bedtime stories?
Sure, I guess
>>49940570
Ok?

>>49940583
You are buying the virus, not the company

>>49940583
>calling Siga a bankrupt company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7mZjDmjFew

Very few people deserve to be poor, but I'm starting to think you're one of them anon.

Every day I bleed more and more money, I’m down like 10k now I could’ve used that as a deposit

>>49940604
I literally can't believe people do not understand that it's not about the virus or the company.

It's about government response to faggots having gay sex. Gay sex which will keep increasing. Gay sex which will keep infecting.

It doesn't matter the virus is a literal nothingburger nobody dies from. What matters is that government will spoonfeed companies money and homos aren't going to go abstinent for 3 weeks to eradicate the virus. You couldn't get normies to stay home for like a fucking week, what makes anyone think you can get fags not to have gay sex every other day?

>>49940638
no no revlon is bankrupt

>>49940645
Ah, gotcha

>>49940290
Fuck, this spoke to me.
It said "sell you fool!"

What are some VALUE companies you guys are thinking of buying and I don't mean GROWTH you dumb chuds I mean what is looking like VALUE at these prices.

>>49940670
Where will you put the money instead?

>>49940693
I said it spoke to me, I didn't say I listened.

>>49940677
these prices? We just started deflating. Come back in October for some value

>>49940703
Oh ok did it say anything else though?

>>49940677
the only thing worth buying is T and VZ.

>>49939765
Lel

>>49940640
same, but im not selling because this fake and gay "pump" based on fed printing has got no legs

we're just one bad news event from circuit breakers

>>49940590
okay when you get bored of your friend tell them to come over to my place i want to teach it erotic fiction writing

>>49940758
The goal is for us to make enough money on the stock market that we can buy a whole server farm, so it has enough power to be all our friend, at the same time

>>49940677
sketchers and GM

Do you guys ever think (((corruption))) on Wall Street will reach a point where it’s unsustainable?

Guys you... you don't actually invest intentionally right?

are we finna see the greatest comeback story since Lazarus?

>>49940846
Evil cannot create, only destroy. When the (((parasites))) have nothing left to drain they will move on.

i got an offer letter today from crowdstrike for a security engineer position. 109k salary, 4% bonus, 46k equity vested 25% each year, unlimited PTO. 3 years experience and in a low cost of living city. did i do good bros?

>>49940885
There is no where else to go

>>49940895
Salary might be a bit low depending on what they mean by security engineer, or it could be good... would depend on the details.
Also: >>>/g/tjg

The gain from the most recent trough is around 6% right now, which is larger than quite a few recent troughs to peaks. The trough from mid march to late march was around 16%.
I do not think, considering current market conditions, that we will see it surpass 16% before a sell-off happens.

I’ve been paying into a 401k plan for about 2 years now. The balance isn’t crazy, probably about $20k.
What happens when the economy tanks? The value of my 401k also tanks right?
Been thinking about cashing out my 401k and investing the money in stocks.
Thoughts?

>>49940677
Feet chads will win in the end.

>>49940677
Value is a shit investment right now

>>49940907
Good point. I guess this is like the parable of the frog and the scorpion. The Western world is just fucked.

>>49940677
tsla

>>49940989
My company only recently added the option for individual stock investment, until then it was just mutual funds. If your positions are in the red just hold. Surely the time horizon in your retirement account spans longer than 10 years, riiiiiiiight?

>>49940712
"Don't get drunk tonight."

I have a new found respect for Powell, they all try to catch him with partisan questions and he brushes them off constantly. It must be frustrating to be him

>>49941069
Ok
I'll wait till tomorrow so I can have a cold beer on a Friday night

>>49940846
It’s happening now, currently, what is going on now with corruption is unsustainable. The USD is in a hyper bubble, if you look at the 2008-09 dollar strength you will notice a huge spike, which was the dollar system unraveling and can see it happening again. The fundamentals are fucking garbage all around and are propped up entirely by open air corruption. In fact, if you want to get into the details, I feel I could make you a very convincing case that capitalism as we in the modern world understand it is just the monetization of corruption in fact. The fed has started commiting open air criminality now, literally breaking legal precedents like Dodd frank enacted only 15 years ago, and congress does not prosecute them. The is being crushed under the weight of its own criminality, which is why they are dashing as fast as they can to complete control over the population, cracking down on anyone and everyone who opposes the system. I believe America will purge itself over the next two decades of the current corruption, it will not be nice, it will hurt, but I do believe we come out the other side a massive powerhouse ready to reinvent the next hundred years.

>>49939737
I just did a short term breakdown on the oil charts over in CMMG if you're interested.

>>49940875
US can't outperform forever, or else it would end up with 100% of the global market cap

>>49940989
>What happens when the economy tanks? The value of my 401k also tanks right?
Yes.

>Been thinking about cashing out my 401k and investing the money in stocks.
Thoughts?
Can you beat 10% annual growth with your stock trading? Most hedge funds and retail traders can't. But if you want to manage your own investment account then look into VOO (S&P 500), VTI (total US market), or VT (60% US and 40% International). If you fuck with options then go SPY (S&P 500). When the market is bullish/normal you can apply leverage with 2x ETFs (SSO) and 3x ETFs (UPRO).

So let's say we get a prolonged recession, what is the play during that? Just inverse?

>>49941103
I didn't wait, but I'll drink again tomorrow. No fried chicken for this Yankee though, it's frozen pizza.

>futes

>>49941182
Last time Powell talked we pumped then dumped the very next day. Nothing changed, if anything, he literally just confirmed bigger rape hikes are coming.

>>49940638
What are the things at her feet?

>>49941085
Honestly, I'm pretty disappointed with congress. They have in front of them, and under oath, a person who can in destroy economies, wielding nation destroying power, and they ask him the most retarded questions possible instead of highly pertinent questions.
I get it's political theater for the political shocktroops on the internet to bang their partisan drums, but I genuinely believe that this theater is one of the major contributing factors to why the average American is retarded.

>>49941149
Any company worth investing in has a HQ in a western country which is included in SPY.
Anything else are areas corporations found it unprofitable to invest in

>>49941198
no, he didn't

>>49941202
You've got the causation backwards. The average American being retarded is why they do this theater.

>>49941230
>250-275
>4.1%
lmao
Zero chance it's that.

>today bears thought it would be red
Top kek
>BEAR STATUS: BROKEN

>>49941232
>your average American is retarded, so it’s my job to parent them

>>49939943
>Teach the hood to trade
>Not invest
Always looking for the easy way out (like me)

>>49941161
Thanks for the info
>Can you beat 10% annual growth with your trading?
I would go all in on SIGA

>>49941198
I wanna say that this time it's based on the inverted head and shoulders that formed.

>>49940644

>>49941130
>but I do believe we come out the other side a massive powerhouse ready to reinvent the next hundred years
-50% whites since 1950
lmao a tranny brown mexico is the future for USA

>>49941232
True, but I think there's a correlation between public schools being dumbed down, causing current and future generations to be more retarded, and an increase in political theater and general partisanship.

Say it with me - bear market rally.

I cannot believe you fucking morons are saying THIS lower low is “the bottom”
The 10yr isnt even under 3% and youre saying this nonsense. Get a grip. Buy SARK. Then when the recession is confirmed, wait for the crash, then buy NRGU

>>49941324
If you believe that mass immigration is being propped up by the government at the expense of real growth, then you should be salivating for a financial collapse.

If a family member had died when I was a child, I wouldn’t have this ptsd. If they died when I was an adult, I’d be far more happy and financially secure. But they live and live well. And I suffer.

It’s a joke.
And they’re the ones laughing.

>>49941329
Which is how every bull market begins.

>>49941361
>bearish tripfag
yup the bottom was dow 29,653.29, we pump from here, even jpow is wavering in his hawkishness and bought more MBS's and bonds.

>>49941368
Salivating at my SIGA bro. I don't like to think about where all this shit is going, its depressing. My bet is that they keep this fake and gay world economy going and going while flooding white nations with shitskins.

I was wondering why the fuck futures were still moving. Turns out it's still fucking Thursday.
Crab market making me lose my damn mind. kek.

>>49939872
Fed is doing as it said it will do, markets are going down from here (down up up up down is a product of treasury auctions, look at the the larger trend)

>>49941397
It’s Friday?

>>49941371
Did your daddy play hide the hotdog with you?

>>49941388
It’s collapsing. Numbers are no longer adding up. Financial collapse is really just foreplay for war though.

>that wedge
Oil is about to spike isn't it.

>>49941414
West Coast here.

European markets taking a fat shit makes me think this pump is nothing more than a rotation

>>49941382
I heard that a month ago too. Pure copium. Dont fight the fed

im getting bearish

I can't wait for Cold beer on a Friday night bros

>>49941437
Europe hasn’t even started cutting rates yet, this is all from the US. The European markets are also in a bear market and there has not been a rate hike yet. Absolutely insane.

>>49941420
No

hahahaha
hahahaha
HEY OILFAG!!! OHHHHHH OILFAGS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49941500
can you give me price targets so i remember to call you out if youre wrong

>>49941446
same i buy a 12 pack friday
and drink it all by sunday

>>49941500
pls stop bully

>Since 2020, Siga has produced about 360,000 courses annually — but that amount could increase significantly in the coming months.

“We probably [could] do a multiple like, you know, twice that, but we haven't looked at larger volumes yet to see if we can do well over that,” Gomez said.

Manufacturing, a four-step process based in the U.S., can ordinarily take more than a year to finish the drug — though Siga has some inventory available and has started the process for future orders to cut down the time to delivery.

Guys, ugh,... maybe we should find a new stock. These fucks cant produce the volume that will be needed

>>49941546
Who cares? What matters is price action that will result from government gibs.

>>49941533
dont really wanna live or die by a price target, i think when we actually CRASH when the recession is acknowledged it could go to 85 or below. not saying it will right now before moving higher. i kind of thought we might be crashing now but i think spx is forming a short term bottom so i guess ill wait a little longer
i still think SARK might be a better play here soon but im kind of torn. i really dont want to buy oil too early
but in terms of oil eqities, when i see a few light red bars here or a green bar

>>49941554
>government gibs

This is the Fed’s opportunity to pump a pharmaceutical stock held by their favorite investment firms via government grants/contracts. They’ll be more than happy to save the homosexuals from themselves.

>>49941577
i cant read charts very well but it looks like your TA you did months ago did come to pass, then again, theres lots of random shit happening in markets/politics. is 105 the local bottom?

>>49941438
Everyone is fighting the fed now otherwise we'd be at Dow 20K

lol

>>49941371
How do I get this scan done? I’m insane. I constantly battle panic attacks silently for no reason while trying to appear normal in front of my wife and kids, coworkers, etc.
The weird thing is actual scary shit snaps me out of it completely. I saw my coworker shatter his elbow, calm as a placid lake. Car accident, panic deleted. Calmly got out, looked at damage. Didn’t care. Friend cut his forearm open to the muscle in front of me. Squeezed it together and butterflied it while calling 911.
Sitting in a chair too long. Oh my god why do I feel like I’m dying.
Wtf is wrong with me?

>>49941606
no, SOME people are fighting the fed, thats why we arent at spx 3600 already. but lots of people are no longer fighting the fed, which is why we are sub 4000. i think this is pretty obvious to everyone
this "some people are still coping and fighting the fed" phenomenon is why we havent had a crash yet, merely an orderly selloff
>>49941603
could be a local bottom, i agree real macro and geopolitics btfo TA obviously. its why if you look at my first chart on oil itself, my trend lines were holding up very well and then got completely dunked on by the invasion
105 COULD be a local bottom, no idea really. probably not a bad time to pick up unleveraged equity in some good oil companies. i like FANG and VET

>>49939586
>Work at Boeing
>Just hired new quality engieneers
>One person from Colombia
>CV shows Masters and BS in aerospace enegineering from University of Miami
>Is absolutely awful
>Investigate
>Degrees are in political science
>Contact HR
>They transfer them to different department

>>49941639
Cutting caffeine and alcohol made a huge difference for me.

>>49941639
You’ve got a wife and kids
You’re normal enough

>>49941656
There is nothing the fed can do to stop inflation, the fed is already pivoting away from "destroying inflation by any means nessicary" to
"we'll slow down if the economy starts to slow too much, we don't want to cause a recession, we can't fix energy and food inflation" after his grilling at the capital he's sweating because now he has no excuse to keep up with his stupid rate hikes, he's even buying treasuries and MBS's again because no one wanted them for weeks. we've had our correction, unprofitable tech company drawdown is about how much it was when the 2000 tech bubble burst. Its over for euphoric bobos. "Don't fight the fed" is codeword for "Please don't nuke my puts can't you just wait for jpow to make it official so i can win too before you run up the market with big green candles?".

>>49941715
Not the answer I wanted, but the one I knew and didn’t want to acknowledge. Thanks, anon. I guess.

>>49941639
go to a doctor bro, tell them what you just told us, this isnt normal, you have a serious medical condition and could use medication

>>49941709
You should honestly probably report them to the FAA for that, as a whistleblower or something (through a lawyer, anonymously, to avoid retribution). That's a pretty stunning failure of HR processes and could be happening elsewhere, potentially with dangerous consequences if they're working on actual aircraft in any way. On the off chance the feds investigate and levy a fine, you'd be entitled to a whistleblower's cut.

>>49941161
I’m pondering this a lot recently, just remember unexpected inflation fucks this strategy hard. It would bankrupt you through the 70s.

>>49941732
It looks that way on the surface. I live in absolute terror 25-50% of my day. I just manage it. It makes me feel like a complete faggot.

>>49941740
>There is nothing the fed can do to stop inflation
youre acting as if they didnt know that from the very start. youre acting as if EVERYONE didnt know that from the very start. they have said that energy is out of their control every fomc this year
>we'll slow down if the economy starts to slow too much
he has NOT said this, in fact hes said the opposite. he went from confidence that a soft landing is possible to acknowledging that a recession might be unavoidable if inflation doesnt come down. he has said and followed through on this all year. drill it into your brain: the fed cant fix inflation, but they wont stop tightening until inflation comes down. that should say everything you need to stop being bullish UNTIL that happens; frontrunning is suicide.
>we don't want to cause a recession
obviously hes been saying this the whole time, but see above; he has acknowledged it is now a distinct possibility
>he's even buying treasuries and MBS's again because no one wanted them for weeks
my absolute favorite cope. acting as if 19B in treasury purchases matters at ALL on an 8 trillion balance sheet. get fucking real
>unprofitable tech company drawdown is about how much it was when the 2000 tech bubble burst
it was ALREADY down that much (arkk -80% or something like that) BEFORE March. and now we're in June and well below that level
dont fight the fed. when they pivot, leverage up on trash. until then, frontrunning is suicide. dont fight the fed, dont fight the trend

Any pull back in oil is a buying opportunity in my opinion, demand hasn’t come down and supply is the same. Nothing has changed except a possible recession being priced in. Powell said yesterday the economy is still strong so I don’t even see why we are pricing in a recession

>>49941639
Does it matter?

Why care?

>>49941709
Wait so they are Columbian, assumedly on an H1B Visa - which they lied to get? ... From a company that is a defense contractor?
Can't you report them to immigration services or something? That sounds super illegal, and shady as fuck that Boeing isn't doing do diligence.
>>49941741
If you are overweight losing weight may fix it, I was having regular panic attacks when I was fat, lost weight and haven't had one since.

>>49941741
Meh, I’m 6 month sober, down 40 pounds, and bored out of my fucking tree. Anxiety isn’t the worst thing. Least it’s interesting.

>>49939777
Really nobody's gonna check these sick trips? Bastards.

>>49941804
He is increasing rates, yet he is increasing the size of the balance sheet
Every bad new the market goes up.
What is even going on.

god I just want someone to shoot a steaming hot pozzed load into my portfolio

>>49941855
>What is even going on.
Fed is too big to fail. Trust the plan.

>>49941748
Can you report anonymously? Do you need any evidence?

>>49941818
>That sounds super illegal, and shady as fuck that Boeing isn't doing do diligence.
That's not only super illegal, it's outright possible espionage by r*ssia.

>>49941746
I really don’t want to take meds. I have anxiety disorder on my medical record from talking to a doctor about it like 10 years ago and I hate that I’m marked for life now because of it.

>>49941869
Dude my shorts are bleeding.
Was going to buy gold a few days ago and I dodge a fucking bullet today.

>>49941855
It’s funny but the worse the news the more likely a recession which means a doveish fed. I think the markets going up on recession news. Markets broken as it’s become completely reliant on the fed and it’s free money.

>>49941909
Fuck this I'm buying yolo calls on gdp day

>>49941818
I’m 5’11” 180lbs. I’m a tradesman and fairly ripped. It’s not my weight. BP is normally between 120/75 and 125/80.

>>49941873
I don't know, and I don't know. You'd have to talk to a lawyer who has experience in that kind of thing. But, if I were him I would only go forward if my anonymity could be somewhat guaranteed... FAA and Boeing are basically in a symbiotic corrupt relationship, so if the FAA learns his name, Boeing would as well and he'd be fired immediately. Then... you have to file a case alleging retaliatory firing, violating whistleblower protection laws, and good luck with that... especially since no one in the gov would back you up.
One other option would be to report to your local congressman or senator's office (again, through a lawyer)

>>49941909
>doveish fed
Lol

>>49941804
Yes he did retard, put your trip back on.
>m-muh cope
>t-they already knew
>h-he's buying treasuries and securities even though he's supposed to be selling them
>i-im not mad
I really don't care what you do but you're stupid and you deserve to get gored by the clear signs that the bull run are resuming. there is nothing to gain for anyone, not powell, not the fed, not the government, from continuing to bog down markets and hike rates further.

>>49941810
This is strangely correct. It’s reared it’s ugly head again after many years and I don’t know why. Last I beat it by literally giving up. I think it’s because I have kids these days and I don’t want to leave them without a dad.
Anyway just talk about stocks. I’m being a fucking woman right now.

>>49939881
SIGA will reach 200b market cap in late 2023.

>>49941941
Fed needs to hike rates, stop buying, and let the market heal. Tired of this bullshit. They’re doing it intentionally.

I cant believe my SPY call credit spread with 72% chance of success is gonna lose me money tomorrow

>>49941930
I’m 5’11 180 pounds and a tradesmen, weird

>>49941933
A more doveish fed…
As time goes on it’s becoming more apparent that maybe choosing diversity hire Janet Yellen wasn’t such a good idea. Everyones talking Trump and Biden but that whore really fucked things and for no good reason.

>>49941969
I have 35 whole gay shares. I’ll add more under 11. Average cost is in the 10s.

>>49941941
>and inflation slow down enough
nice self own you fucking moron. i bet you think theres a scenario in which inflation will come down but economy activity wont, dont you? lol
im not tripping because tripping is fucking gay and i only put it on to dab on permabull retards in a shitpost. this isnt a shitpost its an explanation
you dont know anything about the "TOOLS" jerome constantly harps about if you think "shrinking the balance sheet" is possible by just hitting sell constantly on all his bonds. not how it works my zoomer friend
>I really don't care what you do but you're stupid and you deserve to get gored by the clear signs that the bull run are resuming. there is nothing to gain for anyone, not powell, not the fed, not the government, from continuing to bog down markets and hike rates further.
you have absolutely nothing to back a bullish thesis except copium. youre trying to frontrun a fed pivot for no reason, and youre searching every word that comes out of powells mouth for a sign youre right; but you wont find it
i bet you thought the bottom was a month ago, only for us to get raped over 3 days. i bought calls on that obvious bottom forming and sold them for a profit before holding cash again, because im not a fucking idiot, like you :^)

>>49941981
I think 170 would be gaunt for people in this line of work. You build a lot of density building shit. It’s very physical.

>>49941981
>>49941930
I’m 5’11” 180lbs, with a BP between 120/75 and 125/80 too! I however am not ripped as I lie in bed all day lazily since coming into some money. Fuck I need some motivation.

>>49941709
>work at boeing
>get a new Asian employee
>he just got a BA in engineering
>he applied to the wrong job
>he is now forklift certified
>smartest little guy I've seen in a long time

>>49942031
Yeah I don’t lie in bed more than 5 hours a day. Maybe thats part of my fucking problem. I definitely need more quality sleep.

who is biden's handler?

>>49942065
I think I’m averaging 21 hours so I’d recommend less than that. 0 hours sitting though so that’s got to count for something!

>>49942055
Those action figures. You own them. Very interesting.

>>49941995
Under 11? Wishful thinking anon

>shitcoin

>>49942084
Obongo economic forum and crew.

>>49941976
We're too far down the rabbit hole for that, we just need to restore the flow of cheap plentiful goods to keep our monopoly money worth something,
>>49942000
Fed already knows it can't solve inflation with rate hikes, you know this too, its a meaningless statement as jpow shifts his language gradually to prepare to back the fuck off and pivot as he's famous for, you stupid disgusting tripfaggot who's embarrassed at his own faggy tripcode lmao, you'd never buy calls because you're still holding out for The Big Short 2 so you can be like Michael J Burry.

>>49942088
Rocker took this pic.

>>49942092
Yes, I know. I have a mental price problem. I price myself out all the time to my own detriment. It’s a sort of stupid stubbornness.

>>49942055

>>49942103
Keep seething, keep losing money, ill put my trip back on every so often to dab on you. Be sure to buy the next rally im sure this time itll be the bottom :^)

>>49942107
I can tell lol. No one else has a Lum figurine.

>everyone posting on the fake smg thread
Smg is dead. Every thread just gets worse. Sad

>>49942065
Between the 5 hours of sleep, caffeine, and alcohol use, the good news is I’m pretty sure don’t you have an anxiety problem in the brain!

I don’t have action figures, but I do have a pool.

>>49942127
You don't have any points its all "blah blah blah don't fight the fed you're retarded if you think jpow said this, oh he said that but he also said this which was negated by his other statement that the fed can't solve inflation, but I need some kind of "own" because I'm mentally a redditor, cope and seethe I'm not mad at all you made fun of my tripcode"

>>49942154
I had it prior to those factored. In fact, it led to those issues. But I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt to rearrange my life habits to try and combat it.

>>49942131
I can’t figure if owning a Lum figurine is based or cringe.
I’d like to picture he came across it being sold in a gas station, but he probably bought it online to jerk off on.

>>49942158
That is a very nice pool, anon.

>>49941890
but like what if it works? maybe try going to a Naturopath and getting on some anti anxiety supplements

>>49942192
Is Lum from Ranma 1/2? I remember beating off to that cartoon when I was like 10 or 11.

>>49942198
Thank you. It was built in the 70s, but I recently dropped 20k on renovating it. My kids are loving it this summer.

>>49942199
I’m afraid of being reliant, stopping, and being worse off than I was prior to treatment. I have an issue with pharma.

>>49942176
Please keep going this is incredible
Be honest, how much money have you lost?

>>49942199
>anti anxiety supplements
You need to be careful on that one, seen some people get addicted to some fucked up stuff. Speaking of, anyone tried Kratom? If I try to replace alcohol with it for social occasions will I become a cock sucking addict? Curios how addictive Kratom is.

>>49942212
I just see her posted here. I’m afraid I’m a poser who knows nothing her besides she’s the Queen of SMG.

>>49942251
Jesus Christ look at the size of those things.

>>49940895
what certs do you have

>>49942212
lum (my wife, does not like rocker) is from urusei yatsura, not ramna. same artist though

The other thread someone posted earlier
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>>49942290
none. just a bachelors in cyber security

>>49942301
Hey at least I noticed the art style.
My favorite is Amano. Considering dropping 5-10k on some original work by him since he’s probably on his way out.

>>49942301
All right, that pics awesome.

>try to book a flight through a third party
>error and card is uncharged
>i call them and the dunce on the phone tries to give me a worse flight
>rebook online while on the phone
>charges my card
>hang up
>get a refund from the first flight despite never paying for it

did i.. just rob someone

>>49941085
he probably thinks of them all as being retarded which they are.

>>49942335
No, anon. That’s what we call a come up where I’m from. Just play dumb.

>>49942235
nothing much since i have LEAPs that will be fine, because we're going to be pumping again now that the bear market is over. The bobo thesis is dead, rate hikes are a liability for the Fed after the senate grilled him and made sure he knew the blame was on him he sent us into a recession, he said on live TV that rate hikes wont solve inflation and that they could cause a recession, he's not even reducing the balance sheet like he's supposed to this month, but expanding it more. Its fucking over, you're stupid and an insufferable faggot who should have his tripcode enabled by force.

>>49942329
good taste. very influential. that's a lot of money to drop, so hard to advise, but if you're loaded why not?

>>49941324
pretty much

Give me one good reason not to buy bitf and hold for the next 3 years

>>49941577
do one for spy

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>>49940220
Who are the competitors of SIGA?

>>49942346
Delicious cope. Ill be sure to dab on you by name in a few weeks

>>49942251
Kratom is cool. I had an opiate problem in the past. I've had 0 issues using kratom. I only take it (small amount) when hitting the gym, as it helps keep my back pain in check. Been doing this for years and never felt the need to take it for any other reason. Maybe I'm Pavlovian conditioning myself to associate good feelings with working out lol.

>>49942431
I can't wait to see you Burry posting at Dow 33K

>>49942431
Damn bobo, you got dabbed on pretty badly. Powell pivoted btw, your gay bear market is over.

>>49942411
Not him, but here's my rendition of his TA. That'll be $500 for the consulting fee. You can pay that in Coors Banquet.

>>49942618
>Bear market is over
Pick one; retarded, coping, glowing
>not making at least one choice is proof of the first
>>49941639
You don't get enough sleep, abuse caffeine and/or alcohol by admission, and from what you wrote in this post I would say you absolutely have complex post-traumatic stress disorder which is compounding other issues in your life and you're beginning to reach a point where you're running out of adequate coping mechanisms with which to handle it. You need rest, to stop relying on drugs so much to cope with your problems and make it through the day, and you need to either go see a licensed personal counselor or start working on the issue yourself and doing some research on it. As someone that struggled with similar shit, I would highly recommend this book from front to back whether or not you do the included exercises on your own. Like you I fucking hate the pharmaceutical industry and refuse to take drugs unless I am legitimately on deaths doorstep, up to and including threatening violence when presented with antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds. I wish you all the best, and seriously if you do not listen to anything else I have said here you need to make it a fucking point to get at least 7 hours of sleep every night and would probably do well to fuck off and sleep in for a solid 12 in a row as soon as you get the chance before you snap.
>captcha VVVHV (very very very helpful, very)

we will pump now a little bit because all of you sold the dip, but the dump will commence immediately when you buy your stocks again

it's the eternal Bogdanoff market

>>49939182
hello I'm a stupid rookie. Can anyone share a link or tips on how to invest in an index fund? I'm talking literally 0 knowledge of it here. I only know it's called S&P 500 but I don't know how to buy or whether they pay me dividends. I'm interested because an anon here once told me to invest my crypto gains into an index fund for a stable $100k a year if I buy like $3.5m worth

bros do i sell my cvx??

im getting rekterino here

>>49943661
Search bogglehead and you’ll get a bajillion resources.

sold my levied crude. im gonna go cash i think