/biz/ - Business & Finance

Daily reminder
>Nothing will happen and GME will bleed to zero
Nothing will happen and GME will bleed to zero
>Nothing will happen and GME will bleed to zero
Nothing will happen and GME will bleed to zero
>Nothing will happen and GME will bleed to zero
Nothing will happen and GME will bleed to zero
BAGGIES KEK

Is it Friday yet?

>>49933777
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,259.458B (Last ATH), 95P = 23.784B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,285.442B (ATH), 99P = 23.085B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49933777
luggy sebens checked!

Stfu gay larger. GME scam stock. Lmao. Fuckin idiots. Go fuck yourself. Fuck your family. No braincells

>>49933777
Checked wagmi

Schizobros, I need help
Im pretty sure ive been cursed, and I dont say that lightly, as ive never once given credence to the idea of the supernatual, see I trusted the science instinctively until recently when they told me to, thats when I could finally see
But this? This shit is just whack
Imagine you trying to do something, say you want to go get a glass of water, but oh no the water jug is empty, better fill it, oh Ive spilled water everywhere, let me clean it, where are all my towels, seach for twenty minutes, tripping over everything, finally get the towel and forget why, head back to the kitchen, the fridge is wide open, close it and all the condiments fall out, pick them up and spill ketchup on my hands, go to wash my hands and nick my finger on a blade, clean the cut and drop the first aid kit
Now imagine this shit happens to you every step of the way on every task, each one step process is now 40 steps of chaos
Seriously guys, am I legit cursed or just retarded? This all started happening recently

>>49933777
Faggot digit scripter, I see you

>49933810
>

HUNNY MOASS IS TOMORROW BETTER SELL OUR SHIT ON ZESTIMATE TO BUY GME on COMPUTER SHARING!!! HUNNY HUNNY!!! NOW!!!
but unironically

god bless GMERICA
WAGMI

>>49933777
>>49933788
checked!

>>49933777
>baker got lucky sevens

>>49933777
winner winner chicken dinner

>>49933777
Lucky 7's!

>>49933849
>Ryan denies me this weekly

>>49933777
witnessed

>>49933849
>elementary
what did she mean by this?

>>49933900
witnessed again god damn

>>49933777
Luggy sevens!

>>49933844
>>49933866
>>49933888
>>49933900

>>49933888
omg checked fren
idk if its in my hands or his
but i wish i had more money

>>49933900
checked again!

>>49933906

https://web.archive.org/web/20210912094334/https://www.sec.gov/comments/s7-08-08/s70808-144.htm
Based

>>49933810

>>49933888
fuck i meant to check you

>>49933810
>>49933940
Your problem is that you gay too small. Me? I gay larger.

WAGMI tomorrow hehehehehe

>>49933933

>>49933906
>>49933934
subtitles for yoga postures or some white girl shit couldnt tell

>>49933784
Imagine actually typing this unironically

>>49933810
>I call your mother a group. I call your sister a group. You bloody bitch bastard

>>49933777
Big luggy seben check! WAGMI, FRENS!

>>49934011
memetic fractals are off the charts

RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1539163410260119552?s=21&t=j33lnmlnDC4G8X_o54r7wg

>>49934053
holy shit wagmi

>>49933985
I don't have to imagine, I just did.
Kek. Stupid fucking baggie. Dumb fuck poorfag. Keep holding and stay poor. You're going to die poor, piece of fucking shit bagholder. I can't wait for the day you realize you've been deceived and you fucking ROPE

>>49933777
Ch-checked~

Watching Bloomberg, banks "aced" annual stress test lol. Is this a countersignal, are we about to see the bottom fall out?

>>49933841
you are not cursed just not fully here, not focused.
try to embrace the moment, find joy in the mundane task you are doing at the moment because it's your task no matter how trivial.
who's winning? you or a bunch of soulless machines, condiments and fluid vessels? you have a soul. focus. beat them. dominate. get that crystal clear glass of water. you can do it.

>49934053
didn't even update the date

Is it possible to swing trade gme with my amc losses to get them back? I am sick of bag holding amc but am perfectly content with bag holding gme

So there's this really cute girl who's my coworker and my tactic so far has been trying to force a prolonged gaze where everytime I see her look in my general direction I try to very casually make eye contact, is this a good first step GME bros?

>>49934107
I've been swinging GME options over the better part of the last 12 months which has allowed me to double the size of my stack of shares and offset all my losses. If you're comfortable with risk and you know how to manage options positions that may be something to look into.

>>49934063
What should I buy instead? Why would I kill myself over losing 25k? I've had years where I spent more then that on cocaine and whores.

>>49934159
Holy fucking kek. This is your average baggie.
As soon as she finds out you baghold GME she's going to never even want to speak to you

>>49934173
I don't understand, are women afraid of future millionaires or something?

>49934063
In the last several threads I’ve told you how you can make exactly that happen: do your part to earn rupees for your village and prove that moass is impossible even in theory. Do that and I will sell
>>49934159
Anon, you have to actually talk to her, otherwise you just come off as a creep. Start up a conversation about anything that doesn’t involve the stock or politics, something work related is ideal
>source: professional autist

>>49934203
Just wait for MOASS
>Oh wait

>>49934207
The only way I'd be able to talk to her is if she initiates the Convo, I can barely make conversation with the same sex let alone a cute female, any tips on how to force her to start?

>>49934063
> I don't have to imagine, I just did.
>Kek. Stupid fucking baggie. Dumb fuck >poorfag. Keep holding and stay poor. >You're going to die poor, piece of >fucking shit bagholder. I can't wait for >the day you realize you've been >deceived and you fucking ROPE

>>49934272
just literally ask her whats up and see where it goes from there. If she doesn't give you anything back, ask her what she's up to on the weekend and if she still gives you barely anything she clearly is not into you

what the fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/PickleFinancial/comments/vj7mep/according_to_last_two_runs_march_and_may_state/

>>49934063
>fag

>>49933841
Your problem is that you are Inspector Clouseau and you will never find the thief who stole the Pink Panther diamond.

>>49934351
posts like these should be punishable by death.

>>49933932
I'd let her vault using my pole.

>>49934308
Listen, fren, believe it or not but I actually have a reputation at work for being quiet and not talking to anybody, so if I were to try this cold approach stuff she'd probably think something was up

Chart anon, if you see this, I would love to know how you plot your stock market data and normalize movements. I am trying to take the OTC list and see if I can find out any info by plotting them out, normalizing them, and then averaging their movements

>>49934351
>PickleFinancial

>>49934351
>ACTUALLY IM RIGHT JUST EARLY YOU KNOW LIKE BURRY???

>>49934382
Just stop being such a fucking weirdo and make small talk with people. Literally ask them how they are doing, what they did on the weekend, for a restaurant recommendation, to borrow her fucking stapler. Just fucking talk dude, Jesus fucking Christ. Eat some mushrooms and learn to get over yourself.

>>49934382
>she'd probably think something was up

well something is up, you keep staring at her like a fucking weirdo. Try to warm up over a few weeks then so that talking to her isn't awkward.

Go on vacation so that you have something to talk about when you return.

>>49934434
>expecting anything less from someone who says "fren"
kek

kek baggies

I honestly just think it's time to be more realistic. You baggies keep buying and holding and not actually making money. Yet, really wouldn't need moass if we can learn to successfully play the cycles imo.
a market maker does not care about the price, as they stay neutral, making money on the bid/ask no matter where the price ends up.
the shorts can still blow up, you COULD still moass.
but the reality is that the chances are slim, and there are other ways to make money on GME WITHOUT selling shares.

i dont understand why this is a hard concept to grasp

>>49934382
ok then you need to work up to talking with people. Just start saying hi to people, not just her so it's not obvious you're singling her out. After people are used to that, you can start asking them about their weekend or how their previous night was or whatever.

>>49934476
>you people need to be realistic
>just sell your shares already!
>JUST SELL THEM!!

ok pajeet

>>49933841
Yes, you are cursed. Someone hates you and cast a spell on you. To break it you have to find that person and kill them. Usually it’s one of you mother’s friends

>Family uses a shit-tier blood pressure machine
>Thing keeps claiming my blood pressure is 6 gorillion and has been for 18 months
>By all rights should be dead apparently
>They don't even question this
>No you must not weight lift, it will cause heart attacks
>Only fucking way I get fit, nothing else works
>They won't stop kvetching
Welp, off to the doctor I go, hopefully it'll either be fine or I'll get some pills and they'll get the fuck off my back in time for the MOASS. Wish me luck lads.

>>49934351
>farms still producing this type of harvest
need to start focusing on Cohen, they need to start focusing on rioting now, I’m talking pitch forks, fire bombs, human tranny sacrifices in front of GME hq
>in minecraft

please go to 300 one more time so I can sell

>>49934513
Which booster did you get?

>>49934159
if you can hold GME, you can do anything

This mindset has really helped me get out of my shell. I'm talking to 3 girls at the same time right now

>>49934476
>You baggies keep buying and holding and not actually making money
>he doesn't know

>>49934476
I make lots of money, so explain why I should sell these shares? Also I think you should post your crypto portfolio. And you never answered, what should I buy? I'm not a faggot day trader so I don't give a fuck about swinging or short term plays.

>>49933777
Big bakie check!

>>49934527
Well I want it to hit 299 and crab there for a hundred thousand years now so you can’t sell, bitch

>>49934476
I will manifest whatever god I damned well please

>>49934536
3? What a sadist

>>49934382
Sorry fren but 99.99% sure it's not going to work out with her

The most sucess I've had is when chatting with girls that I wasn't interested in because it was so casual

Follow other people's advice and just start chatting with people. Doesn't have to be a lot but just something.

>Being quiet and not talking to anybody

Unless you're ridiculously hot and this is just a cute quirk to go with how hot you are girls aren't attracted to this

>>49934528
Nah this is pre-COVID. To be fair I am a fat sack of shit.
But this machine is a bootleg chinese hand cranked blood pressure machine which none of us knows how to use and looking online an ill fitting cuff can have your readings showing as 50 points above where you actually are.
I imagine it's not that high, but still.

>>49934159
if you made prolonged eye contact but did not talk to her yet she probably thinks you are a serial killer zoning in on his next victim which can be hot some girls but they would be the crazy type.
even if you had a gajilluon gme dollars i'm not sure your strategy would work.

No patterns in the OTC guys I guess we should pack it up! This is a TOTALLY RANDOM distribution

>>49934632
I repeat NO PATTERN. DO NOT LOOK AT JAN 2021

>>49934588
>I don't think its going to work

Listen faggot men like tits and ass and women like confidence. Richard stallman is more attractive to women when he grabs their ass than Zyzz hover handing, of course don't grab their ass if they think it makes them look like a slut in front of other people.

Who would believe her?

>>49934663
>>49934632
Meds

>>49934694
What was that baggie?

>>49934676
>Aight sounds good
>Never message her again

>>49934676
If she actually wanted to, she'd make time. Next that cunt.

>>49934676
HAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>49934676
I don’t miss them type of texts

>>49934676
>Before making plans with more people
>more people

>>49934717
Before we started talking, I knew she worked multiple jobs to support her mom in hospice. There would be easier ways to just making contact with me stop.

>>49934773
Have you thought about waiting outside for her after work at night? Bitches live hoodie hugs at night time from behind

>>49934717
Answer me faggot, why should I sell? What should I buy? And what crypto have you been ass raped by over the past 6 months? You've received many (yous) in this thread but you refuse to engage in conversation. You smell like a paki and your crypto bags look heavy from here.

>>49934803
Buy GME puts

No correlation to the chart seen on top!

I have 1k$ im trying to use on other things to buy more GME with I think SPY hits 390$ tomorrow so I was thinking of writing 2 bear debit spreads from 380-365$ out to August 5th if it hits I make 2k profit or do I just buy 1 put closest to the price that I can afford? or calls on a 3x bear ETF once SPY hits 390$

>>49934803
>why should I sell?
Because you're a soft cunt
>What should I buy?
AMC

>>49934822
That's what I thought you paki fuck. You're the baggie and you come here to cope.

Why am I not rich yet

alright bros heres the scoop
i hold both. yeah, im a faggot
redpill me on swapcorn and ill sell my XXXX stack and put it directly into GME
>inb4 positions
glowies get no info

>>49934877
Cope baggie

>>49934843
The only soft thing about me is my predilection for throat fucking wall street twink interns, I've discussed that passion of mine in these threads previously. You'd be amazed how many of your fellow employees love to be treated like the submissive cocksuckers they truly are.

>>49934889
Friday

>>49934889
I can lend you a million, but you have to pay me back 10 mil post moass. That way I can add 10 million to my balance sheet and it becomes an asset. Which is basically how our financial system works

>>49934992
did... did you just maked me understand swaps???!

>>49933888
But when he does what he does to make us WAGMI, it will all be worth it, my friend. the 20 to 30 some odd years of being worthless will have all been worth it when we make it. But just a reminder, no matter how hard we fall or no matter how much of the pleasures we decide to take for granted, the Lord Jesus Christ will forgive us when we're ready to repent. Just know that life could still get very tough on levels we can't comprehend right now, even with all the money in the world.

Hello, Mr GameStop? I would like 1 WAGMI pls.

>>49934975
Post your crypto portfolio. Post any portfolio, you come here bearing gifts of altruistic investment advice, so have at it, bless us with your knowledge. I've blessed you with enough (yous) to afford some protein to go with your rice in your paki village.

>>49934988
Tomorrow?
A-are you sure?

>>49934988
>>49933888
>>49933788
>Y5uuzBbG
Kek are you he?

>>49934676
Whevener girls did this, I considered it a personal insult.

My oneitis fucking shared her calendar with me and asked me to select a time for us to catch up, when SHE contacted me. How dare her? Never talked to her again.

How much longer is Ryan and board going to allow this shit to go on

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49935047
Oneitis are real and are meant for you unless you are ugly. Only Jewish tricks and goblins keep you apart

>>49935026
Cope, I don't hold crypto. Dumb fuck baggie

>>49935069
Reddit trannys are going to start ACKING and sticking veg up their necrovaginas outside GameStop HQ within 6 months.

>>49935100
>Anymore

>>49935085
Oneitis is a psychological disorder where your ego obsesses over the girl who's been most friendly to you due the biological urge to fuck.

>>49934925
Dilution, insiders selling, niggers, company has no future. It’s not that complicated anon

>>49935069
He’s probably waiting for enough shares to be DRSd or the right market conditions. I know that I could have DRSd more shares and people like me could be holding up moass. I want Reddit to do all the work and for me to come out on top. If I started to be the difference I wanted in the world then all you idiots would realize it at the same time too and do the same.

>>49934402
progress

So what is RC waiting for?

benchod failed us he didn't make moass before steam summer sale

>>49935227
For Blackrocks go ahead

>>49935227
A schizo vision

>>49934925
APE no fight APE

>>49935145
I’m living in the timeline where I’m about to be fighting oneitisis off with a stick. The psychological barriers won’t exist for me. This is some kind of loser mindset where you settle for some rando hoe

>>49933888
Once this is all over I'm going to have to decide whether to hire a minecrafter to go after Kenny or Cohen, whoever was more responsible for delaying MOASS

>>49935141
How does it feel that a 3% increase on my portfolio is more than you make in a month?
Fucking poorfag

>>49934773
If you actually give a shit about the lady then just play it cool and stop talking to her as often. If she asks way just tell her straight up that you know she's busy but you've been strung along by women in the past and would appreciate it if she made the time to hang out with you. Quit double texting her back, quit hanging on her every word, and she'll either act or move on from you. If she acts and sets up a date for you two then based and she was a great person the entire time, if she doesn't then either she was stringing you along or her life circumstances are such that she would never have the time to be in a relationship with you to begin with. I'd reeee about offtopic posting but frankly there's not much else GME related to talk about happening lately and it's after market hours anyways.

I want to OOO like BTC, bros.

Wen OOO like BTC, bros?

>>49933809
>>49933837
>>49933849
>>49933856
>>49933866 Checked
>>49933881
>>49933900 Checked
>>49933925
>>49934011 Checked
>>49934066 Checked
>>49934558
WAGMI!

>>49935379
You don’t want to be a crypto baggie…

They’re all going to kill themselves by the end of July when BTC sinks below $3k

>>49935379
every 2 more week

>>49935145
its an awful experience, had oneitis for the entirety of my twenties even when I was in a relationship. im early thirties now and mostly recovered, slamming younger ass and loving it but I still see her every now and then, aging and alone, silently wishing we could have just gotten together young and had a family by now but she made her choices as have I. bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

>>49935445
WHYS HE SPENDING MY MONEY

>>49935445
I thought they were shutting down?

>>49935408

>>49935351
I make more than that a month Kek. It’s even funnier when I know that’s going in to my pocket in the future.

>>49935445
If that guy doesn't get arrested during or after MOASS he's probably going to have to be in hiding for the rest of his life. Nowhere he goes would be safe. I just wonder if all these moves means he's confident that he'll never see the inside of a prison cell... gotta wonder.

>>49935567
how nuts would it be if this guy turned state's witness

Looks like they bouncing Kek! Fuck that fake city Chicago!

https://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-ken-griffin-chicago-hedge-fund-moving-miami-20220623-6ye6m7rsznempijtp7uj2kgbfa-story.html

>>49935567
No, he’s moving it as part of the liquidation deal he struck with RC, who will be taking over the small part that isn’t atomized by moass. Source is my schizophrenic delusions and these dubs

>>49935567
Caymans are like 2 hours by jet from Miami

>>49935567
>I just wonder if all these moves means he's confident that he'll never see the inside of a prison cell...
He wants to appear strong when hes weak.

Will GameStop sell his game?

>>49935618
>relocating right before getting BTFO
kek, kennies.

>>49935445
now its easier than ever for him and Ryan Cohen to collude! Thanks for your money bagtards two more weeks!

>>49935445
Damn I hate him so much. Also hypothetically would a 53 year old man under a lot of stress be at risk for a mayonnaise induced heart attack?

>>49935421
She was tricked by jews into chasing invisible people that didn’t exist. Social media popped up around that time. It’s bullshit, but you could knock her up if moass happens

>>49933856
non organically tho... hes a hunter

Tomorrow is the MOASS. Norm*ids will be distracted by the SCOTUS release.

>>49935802
Ok Dad I believe you

>>49934476
RETAIL LITE! WHAT HAPPENED? MUH OPEX? SUCK A DICK

>>49934676
If she liked you she'd blow off all her plans and will crawl through a mile of glass just to sit on the couch and watch Netflix. If she's talking to you but being noncommittal and not asking to hang out she's just keeping you as a potential free dinner while she hopes for Chad to call her up.

Dads and schools are failing boys hard by not teaching them about even the most basic female psychology. Is it any wonder there are so many depressed simps and literal cuckolds nowadays?

>>49934676
It's ok dude, she will call you. just live your life fucking other chicks and and when she does call you, just invite her straight to your place for food and fuck. don't do coffee or any of that bs. just straight fucking. if she aint down, she aint never be down.

>>49935802
I have been thinking this would perhaps be the case.

GAMESTOP
fucking GameStop
>bros
Am I gon make it finally cause of GameStop?
>or
Die in the gutter.
Which?

>>49934676
Straight talk: she is not interested in you. Move on, fren.

>>49936022
Both

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vizahs/high_stakes_poker_player_shorts_gme_gets_margin/
>lose 1.3 million shorting GME
>Have the absolute gall to say "longtards must be hurting"
HUHU I hope he at least got paid something for backing up the institutional shorts but he probably didn't HUHU

>>49935902
true in every count because they've already been infiltrated by feminism. the cycle repeats. i blame boomers for giving women too much power that its ok to be a whore or a single mother and being a drain to society.

>>49934676
Jesus Christ I fucking hate women. I really really really am fortunate I’m married now. I would not want to be single again no amount of pussy or bobbies would change my mind

>>49936093
>least retarded GME short seller

>>49935278
>>49935208

>>49934513
>listening to family
ngmi

I hunger for a happening.

>>49935208

look at this shit. 7 for 1 swap rc has been calling it out for awhile. clear as day when it opened and that it has been declining as control is lost.

>>49936297
Commented out all the sections I used for the graph on the right. Any clue how I fix this so that I can import all the CSV data and plot them simultaneously?

going to get it in a surgeon tonight. If she has a computer I can log into I might post some charts from her place, she will just have to understand that I have work to do for a few hours.

a financial institution moving from downtown chicago to miami is downright embarrassing. is losing your dignity really worth living one more day, kenny?

>>49936420
strip the data of the dates using [x for x in closingPrice] instead of closingPrice

start all charts from 0 by subtracting the first member of the set from each of the prices on that set, if that makes any sense.

Haven't showered in 4 days and I have a stab at being normal today. I can smell my balls through my pants so I should hit the shower.

>>49936420
looking good anon
im excited for the results
maybe big

>>49936442
stick it in her taco chartbro

Fuck Gamestop. Fuck the company. Fuck Video games and of course. Fuck Ryan Cohen.

>>49936483
Thank you anon. Will try this out

>>49936512
The only fucks I wanna give out are to my future tall Dutch wife

t. 5'4 mutt manlet

>>49936512
Non gamers don’t deserve to WAGMI. Gaming got me through my childhood alive. The hedge fucks tried to kill gaming

>>49936586
thats cringe bro
did you try going outside as a kid

>>49936512
Based and WAGDAD pilled

>>49936586
Muh bideo bames. Congrats on surviving geek. So did 7 billion other people.

>>49936442
Lick out her unwashed asshole

>>49936599
Yeah

>>49936512
VERY based

>>49936442
women can perform surgery correctly?

They sure seem petty and angry that nothing they’ve done has worked.

>>49936402
Excellent autism, fren.

>>49936442
Make sure to eat that pu$$y if you want to go again another day

>>49934676
dude she just sounds busy. Shes clearly enthrusiastic. Dont be autistic

why is there price movement 8:00:00PM EST ?
the fuck is wrong with this chart ?
the algo is fucking WLYN
moass is before June ends

I DON'T HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES WTF WHO THE FUCK DOES LAUNDRY IN THIS DAY AND AGE

>>49936937
>>49936913
We’re literally in the squeeze right now aren’t we? It’s Interesting that the algo can push the price below $137 for very long and also can’t allow it to go above $145 for too long. It’s literally going to flatline and then we’re jumping to a gazillion.

>>49936913
The GME chart has been all sorts of fucked up this week. If we aren't close then I seriously don't fucking know anymore.

>>49936402
Can you elaborate a little what we see here?

>>49936731
Must be some kind of liberal make a wish type program where they let women think they have important jobs but really she’s operating on a CPR dummy with fake instruments and monitors

>>49936913
8PM bros rise up

>>49936976
so i just had a crazy idea. hear me out. this revolves around the googolplex theory for gme, but i think this is what cohen was implying when he said he was looking for long term investors, and how it actually proves the infinity pool correctly. hear me out
>dividend only goes to CS users
>RC purposely allowed hedgies to keep going to add to the pot, but also give time for enough stockholders to DRS
>will allow the DRS pool to become as large as possible so that it creates the following scenario
>RC will allow the split, because the dividend will greatly amplify the holding of even an x holder
>this will convince even low x holders, and even xxx holders, because of how much the dividend will actually be worth due to the hole the hedgies have dug and the effect it would leave on the economy if everyone were to sell at le 6mil meme numbers(btw not a meme actually just a low-ball number)
>make it so hedgies,DTCC, and Seede&Co have to pay monthly debts which are issued back in as the monthly dividend for directly registered stock holder
>RC would probably sue, but doesn't have much control of actual brokers
>doing this though would also make brokers liable and beyond making 500k per share through broker class action lawsuit could happen wiping every corrupt financial institution that acts as a middle man
just my theory though that popped up thinking of it not as making a lot of money, but possibly as someone with power trying to re-shape and mold something in my interest where it's not rigged, and against you if you're not on the DEEP swampy shit inside.
tl;dr i think RC is going to make the dividend yield fucking juicy and enacted the split so low end share-holders could make enough monthly off of it to want to keep them in the company, but also to make large share holders unbelievably wealthy

>>49936974
*Can’t

>49937094
I didn’t think I’d ever see this retarded pasta again.

>49937094
Go fuck yourself, pajeet

Some anon said that Gamestop is buying Billboards. I work for Lamar, huge billboard company, we own some 82% of all billboards. If Gamestop was going to roll out a massive campaign then that would have called us. Now, I didn't post days ago when the other anon did, I contacted people above me, that are cool and would just have told me no sweat. I find out about all the shit coming to my area, so I can best help place it or tell them if its not for our market, all kinds of crap. I am in Georgia, so the south east isn't getting into large gamestop campaigns, or any at all. If other anon has proof he needs to post something.

>>49937131
>>49937164
the AI shills and algos are breaking at the seams
the whole shit show is buckling under its own weight I can hear the rivets cracking on the titanic

its friday

>>49937094
Interesting... so instead of MOASS paying out in a lump sum, it'll be distributed as a dividend. Honestly doesn't sound crazy at all.

>>49937094
nice read anon, thanks for sharing
you bring up some very intriguing points indeed
we'll need to get a wrinkle brain ape (like u/dlauer) to chime in though

Jim Rome smack off tomorrow

>this man is long on GME and owns like 50% of the land in the US
>this is the man who will profit most out of moass and economic crash
>this man will continue to ruin all hobbies you enjoy and everything you love with virtue signaling nonsense
>if you want to start a business with your moass gains and you aren't completely capable of being self-sustaining then you will have to bend the knee to this man eventually
>this is the man who calls the shots and could probably kick off moass tomorrow with a single phone call if he wanted
I hate this reality.

SHORTS NEVER CLOSED
MOASS IS TOMORROW

dont get discouraged now... the MOASS is coming bros... any day now... chairman Cohen wouldn't let us baghold... hes on our side bros... hes looking out for each and every one of us... please just keep holding your shares... please... i know it's tough but we're all in this together... the crabbing is just to test our resolve... sell your car, your possessions if you have to... the short squeeze is inevitable... mark my words its gonna happen... just keep holding those shares bros... GME is the only salvation in this corrupt system... even if it takes months, years... just hold hold hold... please... we're all gonna make it bros... ignore the naysayers... friends, family, colleagues... they dont know what we know... by god we will have the last laugh... just make sure you keep holding... we all must hold for the MOASS to happen... its the only way... so you gotta hold bros... please...

>>49936420
Why not just use pandas instead of reading a CSV file? It’s meant for tasks like this

lol @ scamwick

I don't even care about the MOASS anymore. I just want the price to rise a bit so I can exit without as large of a loss... Hedgies, please...

>>49937349
go bro youre gonna be late
go stick it in her
we can wait <3

>>49937342
let them start learning with CSV first, one thing that really annoys me about programmingfags is how they quickly discourage newcomers from coding by immediately recommending the most convoluted and complicated options. Hes not parsing 10 terabytes of data. Its a few tickers. pandas will do nothing but confuse people more in this case. jesus.

>>49937348
>boob ID

>>49937370
got an hour and the reservations are a few blocks away. Good looking out though anon, wagmi.

>>49937094
I think the dividend will be paid out to everyone on the date the split takes place (this will be used as fud, too), BUT each on the dividend split shares becomes an obligation that must then be delivered in a cert time frame. TSLA didn't really start pumping until weeks after their split. This just has to be how it works. Can you imagine the passed customers who didn't get their split and now their accounts show 1/7 of what they should have?

>>49937378
I’m just recommending the best tool for the job, it is literally meant exactly for tasks like this and makes it way fucking easier than trying to mangle CSVs yourself using lists and dicts. It’s not even convoluted it’s easy as fuck to use. pd.read_csv() woah now everything can be cleaned sorted and filtered how you want in like two more lines of code instead of nested IFs in a for loop and using try incorrectly

...

>>49936297
>>49936420
>>49936483
jesus christ what the fuck am i reading? what programming is this? everytime i think this is a dumb cult cause of my idiot self i find someone in here with more than 2 brain cells. kek.
>t.brainlet

>>49936974
WHY CAN'T SOME MILLIONARE/BILLIONAIRE DRS A SHIT TON TO BREAK THE ALGO ALREADY!
>What the fuck, Ryan.

where are you guys gonna visit after this, hiking the pct seems cool

>>49937094
god damn this is the hopium i needed. fucking finally. someone should screenshot it and send it to plebbit.

I need MOASS to happen before a possible game 7 on Tuesday. I have my flight and hotel room but no ticket yet. It’s gonna be at least $1,000 for nosebleeds

>>49934676
when women want to they will move heaven and earth to see you, full stop. next her brah theres other women out there, if she doesnt treat you like god shes not the one
>t. had a gf in college that would get off work at 6am drive two hours across the state just for some dick

>>49937094
I think it would be illegal for a company to announce a dividend and then only give it to people who put their shares in 1 place.

>>49937679
isn't everything wall st is going illegal ?

>>49937555
I apologize Ryan, I know your working hard and DRSed a ton already. I just want MOASS, is all. I still would like some other millionaire do at least part of what you did as far as that goes.
Thank you, Ryan. Godspeed, please.

>>49937615
a lambo dealership, the rockies, and the british & italian countryside to pick out castles

>>49937679
Yeah, it wouldn't be fair and it could open Gamestop up to problems, not to mention the brokerages. No way that happens.

Don't give a fuck about Nigger Faggot Tees.
99% of vidya is shit.
I only care about the squeeze and bullying hedge fund fucks
Gamestop's fundamentals are poor at best
'ate kikes
'ate mutts
'ate the West
Don't even care about making money anymore, just want to collapse the West
Do the needful Cohen you fucking kike.

>>49937742
very nice,i imagine new Zealand has some pretty cool hikes aswell, might even move there, worlds are oyster frens

>>49937679
Correct. Brokers being legally obligated to deliver a dividend regardless of their ability to do so is the entire fucking reason the dividend is being discussed as a catalyst. That pasta is the copium of (a) CS maxis who forgot that it’s the infinity pool and those shares are strictly not for sale and (b) shills who want to confuse you

>>49937804

>>49937342
>>49937378
>>49937437
https://pastebin.com/6zRq8P9e
Any recommendations are welcome. When I replace the row[0] in 83 with the ticker manually it works just fine, so it is having a problem with the input from the CSV. picrel is the OTCdata

>>49937912
I also tried removing b and c in the csv and that didn't work

>>49937679
I think it's not gamestops problem if they issue enough dividend shares for the number of shares they had created and released to the market, and then brokers got caught with their pants down holding more GME shares than there exists divvy shares to issue. That sounds like it would be the brokers problem, which from GME's perspective would mean
>Not my fucking problem
Thus absolving them of any questions of legality and illuminating the extent to which all of finance is ponzi's built on ponzi's built on fiscal policy implemented and written by compromised people.

https://arepublixchickentendersubsonsale.com/

This is General RC Hummell from alcatraz out

>>49937912
Let me take a look in a few mins anon I am bored and like coding lol

>>49938031
Appreciate it anon

>>49938029

>>49938058
more of our brothers have died in vain you have 17 hours to deliver the money or i release the fren

>>49938093

wagmi

>>49938116
I wont let you down son

>>49937895
It sucks here, you're welcome to come but do understand that it's pretty fucking gay.

>>49937988
Their answer for basically everything that happens from here out is that
>citadel lied and printed billions of shares they had no intention of delivering?
Not my problem
>brokers enabled it?
Not my problem
>SEC knew and did nothing?
Not my problem
>The stock market is one gigantic grift on every level you’re looking at and is so unstable one ticker doing something not accounted for can blow it all to hell?
Not my fucking problem. If anything I’m doing the world a favor by exposing this

>>49938176
noass but i would purchase her after moass to prepare food and do menial tasks for me

>>49937094
This is as dumb now as when you started posting it a few months back.

It’s literally tomorrow

>>49937899
Wait until the split and we all get the shares. Shills will be screaming "SEE U ALL GOT AHARES, NO NAKED SHORTS". But it will be lies. All those will become obligations they have a certain amount of time to deliver.

>>49937094
Ok, new theory. They were going to split 10 days after the vote, but RC and the board got a call that said we’re going to kill your fucking parents and rape and torture your children. So now moass is off because everyone wants to live like a fucking goy pussy bitch

Hello, Ryan Cohen here. This has gone on long enough, thanks for hanging in there.

It's tomorrow.

>>49938052
I misunderstood what you were trying to do with this, I thought your CSV had price data but I see you're trying to just read the ticker symbol itself into the get_data() function, I didn't have the full picture of your code but I get it now.
First, I would recommend giving your CSV a header. Second, you wouldn't use pandas to read a csv file that you're opening within the context manager you're using - pandas basically does that itself when reading the file. is there any reason in particular you have that CSV set up that way? I'm just trying to understand what you're looking to accomplish with this.

>>49938424
>1pbtid
I believe it.
Source: I was there and I was reincarnated.

>>49938210
Pretty much exactly to the letter how I see it playing out. I've even got a fairly good idea of when it could start, and will not say.
>>49938424
It's always tomorrow

>>49938553
>I've even got a fairly good idea of when it could start, and will not say.
Is it September? Y'know, because it's a Shemitah year?

Why did the board word the share authorization like they would issue the splivvy as soon as they possibly could if they didn't intend to? There is definitely some extraneous factor that the public doesn't know about yet.

>>49938303
Makes the most sense

>>49938618
Does Schmitta year end or start in Srp

>>49937265
Unfortunately dividends are often impacted by mistmached data structures and really effect the flow of volume meaning moass is impossible through this mechanism
Have to call this one debunked guys, sorry

>>49938677
Starts on September 7.

>>49938675
Yeah. It’s what I would do if I was a multi billionaire satanist pedophile guy

>>49938503
>>49938052
technically you're already like 99% of the way here with this. If you double indent line 87 so that it's within the for loop it'll plot. I don't think this is the most efficient way to go about this but if you just change that it will work. Reason is because you're assigning a new chart over the variable df1. So at the end of the loop, the last ticker will be assigned to that var. If you keep the plot function in the loop then it will plot each time.

>>49938702
And jews can’t tell lies for an entire year?

>>49938618
Nope it ain't, still not mentioning it
>>49938663
I know why, it's not that hard to find out either.
>>49938303
Decent theory from a logical standpoint, but no.

>>49938663
didn't they just say that they plan to increase the amount of shares available as soon as possible after the vote? they didn't say they're going to split right after the meeting

>>49938696
thanks big donkey cock dave our champion for market reformation lauer
mods go ahead and flair this one as deboonked
just your average every day run of the mill dropped pack solar flare glitch

>>49938748
I honestly have no idea. All I know is that all the great stock market crashes happened on a shemitah yeah.
And this year is suppose to be "the shemitah of shemitah's".
At least that's what an anon said it on of the previous threads that I read.

>>49938254
I'm down with this.

>>49937725
FUCK YOU RAIN CHOVEN DO IT NOW

Drawing out the split because MOASS is a humiliation ritual for hedgefunds

I slid in the DMs of this cute armenian/jewish girl. Should I pursue or abort mission anons?

going to keep GME a secret ofc

I want normies off my board.

uh bros? the wu tang thing was real wasn't it...
>>>/x/32198408

SHIT
its also tomorrow

>>49937615
Where am I not gonna visit is the real question. But I'll assume you mean immediately and within the first year. I plan on immediately visiting Vegas and Denver just to escape for a while and to look for a penthouse in 1 or both cities. From there I'll schedule an appointment with a realtor to buy a summer house in Montana I've been eyeballing for a minute. After getting situated there, I would like to travel New Zealand and the Middle East during the winter and start a European vacation starting in the springtime if the Euros are smart enough to capitulate to Russia. I'll start in the UK, go to France, then down to Rome, travel up through Italy, see Switzerland, spend a week or so in Austria, visit my ancestral homeland of Germany and then I'll end my trip in the Netherlands where there's a Dutch girl I really like. If we hit it off, I'll stay there for a bit and then I'll see if she wants to go to Greece or Spain with me and do some super ritzy romantic shit.

>>49938969

>>49938254
if anything happens tomorrow the synchronicity would be too much. Literally 4 dimensional

>>49938810
He has to get everyone’s children to a safe place first

Lads I'm at the end of my rope. I haven't left bed all day because I no longer have the energy or the will to do anything. I'm so fucking tired of this life. The only thing stopping me from ending it are my dogs and lately I'm thinking they'll probably be happier with a new owner. The only thing keeping me going was this play, the thought of being rich and being able to leave this shithole and move closer to my sisters. I don't even know why I'm writing this as I'll just get sneeded and told to DRS my shares before I kill myself. I guess, Ryan if you do lurk here these are real lives you've fucked with. After a year and a half of watching the ticker and reading up on this I don't know any other life and it's worn me down

>>49938979
Kek what in the world did I just read

>>49938930
Keep it going

>>49939012
>no mister Cohen... ve expect you to sell...

>>49939044
Sell

>>49938744
>>49937912
>>49938052
A couple things I'd recommend for you:
>pass in try statement
don't do this. I get you're trying to just have it loop until it connects but the point of error handling is so the program can safely exit when an error is met. You can use your loop instead to either start a counter or a timer condition and then exit if it's been looping for a certain amount of time. Otherwise it's just going to keep cycling until you kill it.
>title
just use an fstring, no need to have ' ' + 'and' + ' ' there are all, the only variable is ticker so y ou can just keep the rest of the string normal. you'd use it like f'Normalized price chart {ticker} and OTC stocks' - a lot cleaner.
>context manager to read list of stocks
nothing really "wrong" with this but for such a simple script you could probably just get away with hard coding in an array of strings. Saves you from having to open a CSV file if you're adding in new data, unless you're pulling it from somewhere and need to have it that way for some reason.
>for loop to fetch 2 years of data on a list of stocks
you could speed up your process a lot by just creating an SQLITE database file in place of your CSV. A couple advantages to that, you can just pull in one day of data for each stock and push it to the table, and you could have all your data living in one nice accessible place to play with. If you start using a bunch of stocks it's gonna get annoying quickly to have to wait for your API pull every single time you make a single change. You could also use that to create reference tables like what you're using the CSV for. Hope you don't think I'm nitpicking, just clear that you're trying to learn so hoping to give you some pointers.

>>49939044
lmao you're gonna want to kill yourself way faster after you realized you got tricked by reddit to hold their bags

>>49939044
you thought this would be easy? adversity is the genesis of the next great idea. You decide

>>49939095
Sell

>>49939138
i don't own stocks for jew kike loving reddiots sorry

>>49939168
Buy

>>49939184
Thanks, just bought.

>>49939095
>>49939168

>where is my split ree
as long as pieces of shits like motley fool and reddit hold gme, I don't want any of (you) faggots to get a god damned dividend you fucking adhd cry babies

>>49939184
good advice fren, just placed an order for tomorrow morning

>>49935047
>Hey these are times I'm available
>What works for you?
>WOW YOU DUMB CUNT HOW DARE YOU CONTACT ME FIRST AND SHOW ME WHEN YOURE AVAILABLE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?!
absolutely unhinged.

let it be known that GME moass is tomorrow a friday

>>49939332

Dude, she shared that shit so casually, like she didn't care if I saw it, like she's got SUCH a "complicated" calendar she couldn't suggest times to ME, I had to go through her calendar like a fucking peasant, while SHE got to wait for a response, didn't rub me the right way.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vjdqxv/dr_t_said_some_things_can_i_get_a_few_wrinkles/
Dr. Kike cant fucking read. Yeah were close if this is what passes as fud from the hedgies and glowing.

>>49937912
make sure its a string. either:

ticker=str(row[0])
ticker = row[0].astype(str)

>>49939044
first time investing? Any real value play is always 3< years. You thought the most powerful and criminal people the world has ever known would just roll over in a year? You're in luck though because it will happen this year

>>49939510
>NOOOOOOO SHE DIDN'T SAY WHAT I WANTED
Grow the fuck up. She's against short squeezes as a matter of principle which obviously creates some bias on the matter, and if it's actually right around the corner why in the fuck wouldn't the lady that created the entire direct registration system create some plausible deniability so she doesn't get fucked with by the powers that be? You do realize there's a real reason why only retards here and on reddit are allowed to openly talk about all of this, correct? It's because none of us have any real credibility on the matter. Go try to hang a banner over a highway about this and see if you aren't getting fucked over by the cops, same principle.

>>49939616
Read the DDslave comments. Remember the old 4chan trick of getting faggots to do your research? If you know, you know. They do it for different reasons, but they do it all the same.

>>49939396
Is that your magical anime girl waifu for Friday anon? Is she at least smoking hot when she is in her human form?

>>49939616
lol ok. she's not the ultimate authority either.

Syscon relies on the most widely trusted and thoroughly tested security model in the industry Bitcoin's Proof of Work through a process called merge mining.

Fuck Ryan Cohen. Faggot won't issue a split

>>49939887
What if we threatened him?

>>49939897

>>49939922
>>49939922
>>49939922
Threaded, frens!

>>49939089
I got this code off the internet. I am very new to coding and this is one of the more complex things I have done. The reason why I am surprised this isn't even reading the variables is because I did it very similar in my other project last time and had no problems as seen here

>>49939089
I appreciate the help though anon. I am looking through your comments and changing stuff as I go

>>49939044
look at the rate of DRS, it will be a historically significant event when the float is locked like with piggly wiggly or the VW squeeze. just wait and see what happens even if you don't get rich off of it.
www.computershared.net

1.5 years is nothing in the stock market, you could have held a shitstock for 5+ years and never recovered

>>49940602
You can see they’re using the CSV context just to write though - so their use is a little different. They also shouldn’t be using try/except that way because it’s more bad practice abusing error handling than anything. You see my last reply though right? You can just indent the plotting into your for loop and all your charts will pop up, figuring out how to improve on code you’re copying is a good practice to get into. It’ll make you a better programmer when you understand why someone’s doing something a certain way instead of just taking it as a pattern to follow.

>>49941751
I ended up figuring out that problem and now it loops when the ticker isnt in yahoo and keeps giving type errors. I had to uncapitalize the csv

>>49941764
>loops when the ticker isn’t in yahoo
Because of the exception handling with pass?

>>49941798

>>49942025
Yeah get rid of the pass from your except statement, it’s erroring but you’re telling it to keep going, meanwhile the while loop never has “connected” changed to True so it will keep going forever