/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49929002
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,259.458B (Last ATH), 95P = 23.784B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,285.442B (ATH), 99P = 23.085B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

If you haven't noticed, AMC is already being (slowly) bled to death to keep GME reaching a (((certain))) price. We will launch violently during AH trading, today. Also, remember to sell your GME right fucking now.

wagmi

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49929002
it's over 9000

>>49929072
>ask for zyzz
>gives you chestbrah (a.k.a. the zyzz we have at home)

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!

I'm never selling not fucking a single fucking 0.000000000001 fractual share
It's an infinity forever squeeze
Daily interest debt payments for me and my lineage forever
And with the 2A amendment laws yes I will be conceal carrying a fucking AR15 everywhere I go

Hepcats, we can't keep Fucking doing this can we? This isn't good for either of our portfolios. You Fucking know this stock price doesn't make any Fucking sense! You Fucking know this!

You're getting a good fucking price on this stock right now, Fucking really good price. It's not going to get better than this. I need you MotherFuckers to sell, and I need you MotherFuckers to sell aggressively! Hepcats, we gonna get those Fucking shares from you whether you like them or not!

You Fucking absolute Trick Ass MARKS! I'm not gonna let you get away with this Shit! You just ordered up some additional AssWhopping on this Fucking stock! Hepcats let me at em! Unleash me and my full Financial Dunking Power! I'm gonna sell the SHIT out of this Fucking stock!

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my GameStop tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, GME go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into GME, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to SuperStonk (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $100 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Dave Lauer gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Dave Lauer," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on SuperStonk. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

>>49929127
i like the stock

>>49929057
yep they fear gherk's 143-144 break out point

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>49929120
>I will be conceal carrying a fucking AR15 everywhere I go
kek, it's possible you'll be able to openly carry it.
>be gorillionaire
>not buying an MCX and openly carry it
NGMI

>>49929127
Based
Dunk on these stupid fucking baggies
Kek

>>49929127
t. AI

If I get dubs we moon AH
otherwise just look at this fat kitty

>>49929057
Hmmmm Thursday

someone dono'd $150 to gherk

so do you think they're waiting to do the stock split until release of the marketplace?

>>49929148
I want gherk and his cronies to take a 12 gauge mouthwash for allowing (((them))) to drag this out.

>>49929164
Very cute. Would adopt

>>49929127
Your portfolio is no longer in your control. The Bog's are not pleased with your lack of ability and you are to report back to site 13 for further orders.

Holding GME is super easy.

kek baggies

ok NOW these AMC 13p's are printing

>>49929042
true man what can we do with all the money when (((they))) have contacts and networks
who can you even trust
dangerous game post-MOASS
will we become high value targets?
what if people put bounties on our heads with the power of crypto; steal our keys

we'd have to become literal pirates with pirate crews; idek if minecraft has that expansion

still comfy holding
wagmi frens


>>49929002
Nice pic.

kek baggies

Reminder that if you have more than one (1) gme, you do not believe in the squeeze.
Another reminder, sell on the way down.

WAGMI.

This time it's different

Friggin worthy ova here cam on
>∞

>>49929312
did they double your paychecks when bitcoin crashed? serious question.

>49929312
But I want to expose myself to any price increases so many times that I have to be jailed for indecent exposure.

>>49929312
Sell

>>49929415
She sells sea shells by your mother's cunt

>>49929452
you are obviously easily swayed by emotions. You will sell sooner or later.

>>49929465
Later when the price is immeasurable
You will be brown forever tho

We’re green

>>49929294
The thing you need to realize is that while the people on top are definitely pure evil, the majority of their muscle is in it for the pay and prestige of saying who they work for. If we offer them something better to turn on (((them))), what exactly are we going to be attacked with?
Many emperors and kings throughout history have made the same mistake that the elites currently are making: everyone has a price, with one of the extremely few exceptions being religious motivation. If that price is offered, they may decide you aren’t necessary anymore and suddenly there’s a knife in your stomach or hemlock in your wine or whatever

>>49929495
whiter than you mohammad

pretty obvious by all the "sell" shilling that we are at the final bottom. GME showing resiliency to broader markets uncertainties. Still trading vastly higher than all predictions by "experts". Multiple funds proven to be involved in GME insolvent. I have honestly never felt better about my 7 figure investment into this great company. And for all the shills that are gonna scream LARP, I entered BTC at 200 dollars per to play professional poker. Meaning I moved my entire personal wealth into bitcoin at 200 dollars. I intend for my children to live off of dividends from this fine company.

>>49929312
reminder go invest in ROPE$

>>49929523
Sell. You will never have children LMFAO

WTFWT

>>49929542
Thursday

Alright chucklefucks let opex begin, dunkie need not apply.

The squeeze is tomorrow

>>49929542
green candle of take profit. Last chance baggiebros.

2:30 pm anons i kneel

>>49929562
3pm kings are still in the game.

>>49929556
Jokes on you, I'm down $40 a share

>>49929556
Be serious for a moment how much is ken paying you ?

casual 1 dollar jump to lead into the usual rise before close. WAGMI. Roll for EOD predictions frens, I am feeling 144.

we're going to reach $100,000 per at 3.30pm
don't ask me how I know this

>>49929588
>Be serious for a moment how much is ken paying you ?
You're a woman, or you have the emotional resilience of one. Sell and kill yourself.

>>49929600
Checked, but how do you know this?

After all of this ends with MOASS, im using however much money is necessary to learn every detail on how this how shitshow happened from start til finish

>>49929537
they are blond haired and blue eyed. And they were wealthier than you could ever hope to be, the day they came out of their smokeshow mom's heavenly box.

>>49929617
you don't want to know

>>49929617
he's a 3pm king that's why

>>49929600
Checked. My sources say the same.
>source:

>>49929600
mmmm that gave me shivers

>>49929654
my sources just sent me this

>>49929523
I hate to sneed here fren but we’ve been saying this is it for over a year now. I even stopped checking ss. If it happens I’ll wait for the oooo’s to notify me.

>>49929699
this image has been debunked

>>49929654
i believe you

>>49929719
kek just rebunked it

Kenneth Griffin is a terrible person who is as addicted to naked shorting as he is to eating shit

It's fractalling too tightly now and the algo is breaking
Also checkem

>>49929799
checked and fractal'd

>>49929799
c-checked

EOD yesterday and so far today there have been a ton of June 24th $200+ calls and I want to know why

>>49929799
That's a check from me

>>49929144
Shills take note, THIS is how you FUD properly.

>>49929086
>it's over 9000

>>49929116
Flippy digits.

>AMC

in 5 minutes

>>49930002
I feel like a horrible crime happened here.

THREE DAYS OF IDENTICAL PRICE MOVEMENT?

fractalbros wagmi

>>49930058
based

3pmbros
how are we feeling?

>>49930077
Good...

>>49930114
Sell

where my 2pm bros at?

>>49930136
thank you I just sold all my AMC
what now?

>>49930077
I'm tired of these motherfucking fractals in my motherfucking stock.

>>49930100
>>49930077
>>49929855
>>49929799
>>49929699
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>>49929588
>>49929555
Jesus fucking Christ these digits, swear to fuck I just saw the Kek statue on my desk wink at me

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>>49929799
>It is happeing again... It is happeing again... It is happeing again... It is happeing again...

I just got done reading the last thread and I was wondering, who are all those posters telling me to sell and why do they care so much?

>>49930228
A Thursday Honk

>>49929555

uhhhhh 3pm kings?

>>49930281
3pmbros were never gonna make it
3.30pmchads will

Was browsing new in the cringemines and saw a post about everything over the last year being explained by this being a national security issue cuz of the whole financial black hole thing. Refreshed 10 minutes later and it had been removed by half_cuck for being inappropriate content.

>>49930301
330 chads are but a subset of 3pmkings

>>49930301
It's already begun, hindsight will show that 3pm bros were right

>>49930319
Link it bich basterd man

>>49930281
>>49930301
AH Chad reporting in

>>49930319
that dogfucking asshole will be jannied soon after the moass

>>49924216
>>49924397
>>49924505
>>49924764
I read the cellar box DD a while ago but now I want to look into it again. I've looked at a few OTC charts and they all basically look the same, dead for long periods of time, and exploding at certain points (probably due to excess margin strain)

it's all so tiresome

>>49930362
drink some coffee

>>49930362
Sell.

>>49930319
I hate that faggot with a passion

speaking of faggots I hate, KEK AMCneedies

Someone smarter than me look at the volume patterns and help me wrap my brain around it.
>lots of 1-3/4M days, then out of nowhere 10M+ volume
>those icons are earnings calls
>March 23 and May 26

3.30pmchads can I get a sound off
WAGMI

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

I think it's especially funny that if amsneed and GME move up similarly, the amsneeders use that as proof "they're the same!" Yet when GME goes up and amsneed goes down, complete silence.

>>49930413
Thursday is almost done, nearly Friday

>>49930332

It's deleted now.

>>49929799
>ch-ch-ch-ch

>>49930443
Imagine the chimp out when we hit 6 digits and they hovering around $70

holy crab.

>>49930503
they will go under $10 and stay below it.

>>49930503
you added a 0 too much for them

>>49930413
my boy kenny looks like he's about to light up the fattest blunt.

GMEbros....the shillchads-they got me. I've never seen anything like it. I was on my way to computershare, to drs as more shares....that's when it happened. They ambushed me! I never saw it coming! They jumped out of nowhere almost as if they were expecting me! They- they surrounded me and shouted things me. "1 dollar eod" "You'll never be a millionaire." "Ryan Cohen is a jew." I-I've never seen such power. The level of strength can only be held by someone who is getting paid at least 20 cents per post. I could not hold under such pressure-the awesome might of an indian posters! Just when I thought it was over, one of them...he called me a "baggot" before they are disappeared as quickly as they appeared. You guys, you'll have to go on without me....I'm not going to make it.

>>49930503
You mean 70 cents, right?
>>49930319
Don’t worry about it, goy. They probably mentioned a moth child so I had to remove it

>>49930503
I fully expect there to be riots at every single amsneed theater in america

Fellow swingies, time to sell before the diperino

>>49930555
checked
AMC will go to zero

>>49930555
Finally, something worth watching

>>49930319
gme is obviously a national security risk whig is why the government is working wit wallstreet to shut out and mute retail.
as >>49930353 explains the goal for hedgies was to push gme down so much that they can just cellar box it for eternity but pesky retail (guided by a rouge ai) made it impossible for them to ever push it down that much. they can only delay being squished inbetween magin calls and retail buying up the float by printing more money and shorting it forever thus cascading the currency and the market into the shitshow it is right now.

>>49930555
If I see one (1) request of PUT A LITTLE 2 BILLION INTO AMC SO IT CAN SQUEEZE APE HELP APE I will burn 100m to short AMC to drop the price some more.

>>49930319
>half_cuck
You mean Rensole? (Yes they are the same person)
The fact they keep recycling the same CIA manager level people to head the subreddits proves that post accurate

>>49930451
That sounds like a conspiracy. Just like the contents of that post that never existed.

>>49930554

The post didnt say much except that its been a national security issue and controlled this entire time bc of that. Nothin spergy.

>>49930524
So did you. AMC to $0.7 fast!

>>49930353

otc anon here. saltmine search for cellar boxing will bring up plenty for you to read. there might be an author with a particularly good one, ill look later. please share anything you find tho

ive got a nap i need to tackle

god speed gentlemens no oooing til 300

not even a little

>>49930640
Will do anon.

>49930577
I can't wait for singers to sell at the top of a TA right when we break out of it and go to $1000

>>49930660

before i go, were you the one who mentioned victoria (it was a female name) the defense chief in the last thread in regards to signing off on the otc regulation changes?

this post got me thinking that somoene accidentalled into something actually relevant
>>49930319


what do you know b zamboni

GS/RC seem to be taking their sweet time with "closing the shorts".
In the meantime, Ken and company will outlast you. After all, who knows when they'll release anything or "when and if" they will at at.
They will outlast you.
>Baggies, kek

>>49930362
Sell now

>>49930077
they can't go lower or higher they are fucked

Allow me to translate this image from hedgie to english "please pump my boss' bags so he can survove one more day" its a shamr amsniggers cant read english though WAGMI

>>49930767
>"please pump my boss' bags so he can survove one more day"
exactly.

>>49930754
>>49930362

this is retarded. look at spy trading flat the last 3 days. Wake me up when we diverge from spy in a meaningful way. until then any price movement is irrelevant as long as we are tracking spy

>>49930800
Checked and as much as I hate this you're right

>>49929144

here is a (you) for the amazing FUD.

THIS
IS
WHAT
I
WANT
FROM
THE
SHILLS

TAKE NOTE (YOU) has been deposited. I hope your family enjoys the rice kernals.

>>49930595
[chimp out intensifying]

I am upgrading the amsneed divergence to a category 2 sneedstorm.

>>49930821

yeah i hate it too.

just look at that intraday correlation b/t spy and gme on 1min.

Only things that excite me are:
- trading close to green margin line. historically has been very difficult to control past this.
- EOD last few days we diverged from spy intraday. this is a new development.
- 7:1 amc:gme swap is underwater. i can post chart if needed but it has been steadily declining since established last year.

"THATS OUR GUY, D LAUER" HE SAID

FUCK ME THATS SOME GOOD FUD

>>49929906
>>49929906
>>49929906
you were so right

>>49930937

swap is fuckin underwater. lfg

another day another worthless stock just sad man RC you suck dude DFV you suck too man might as well be as bad as kenny at this point all paid actor scam artists this world is a scam everything on earth is a scam

>>49930451
link the where it was at before it was deleted

>>49930767
>"please pump my boss' bags so he can survove one more day"

BTC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BAGGIES, KEK!

https://twitter.com/GaryGensler/status/1540033950244126720

mommmmm

garys posturing againnnnnnnnn

>>49931038
>GME +58% on the month
>BTC -30% on the month

What did Ranjesh mean by this?

https://www.sec.gov/news/speech/gensler-remarks-piper-sandler-global-exchange-conference-060822


MOMMMMMM

GET GARY TO STOP PRETENDING LIKE HES GONNA DO SOMETHING AGAIN

"More than half of the share volume in the first five months of this year was in stocks constrained by tick size.[7] In contrast, sub-penny trading, including at a tenth of a penny, accounts for 37 percent of share volume executed off-exchange.[8]"

OTC ANON HOW CRAZYYYYY

This stock bores me. I wish it would go up,or down. Don’t care.

>>49930942
I would much like if you posted that swap chart, anon.

>>49931057
>keeps saying markets aren't fair for months
>still hasn't done anything about it
fuck that goblin cunt

>>49931005
>>49931146
Nvm just saw this kek

imagine

if after all this fucking time

the mother fucker who brought the whole thing down was this goofy mother fucker

press the fucking button gary, i bet it would feel fucking orgasmic to even hit "halt".

just try a little bit for a taste

>>49931057
>mr Griffin they still aint selling
>have we shorted it today? Has Cramer done much? Short ladder attack it... wait, we haven’t tapped Gary in awhile, get him to post some spooky shit
>mr Griffin they know he’s already on your pay roll
>dew it

>>49929514
ty fren

>>49931242
don't worry about it go-guy. these numbers aren't for your eyes

Predictions for tomorrow?
We run up to $145, we crash to $135.
repeat forever.

>>49929014
Finally got around to doing my taxes (I filed a tax extension). Since I haven't sold a single share, I don't have to put my GME shares that I purchased on the forms right? I should only have to report the stocks I actually sold to the IRS, correct? I'm asking because I'm working with a tax advisor, and I'd rather they not know I hold GME.

>>49931291
>Predictions for tomorrow?
Friday

>>49931214
Does this look like a risk taker to you?

>>49931291
sounds about right

>>49931316

whoever your broker will show the buys and sales made in its own tax document

>>49930767
This is a bullflag, and by that i mean the red kind a bullfighter uses to taunt bulls into charging.

>>49931291
>this week and next week are supposed to be big green days but they'll just keep it under 150
The week after is going to dump. The only way out of this is a split dividend

>>49931316
no purchases, only sales

>>49931326

ive seen weirder looking mother fuckers do things i never expected. imagine the shit that he has taken throughout life. the tweets alone on the sec page are brutal. no faith in GG

but

RC would really get his fucking limelight stolen if GG took this bitch down KEK

Crabbing is fucking hell. I'd rather be down 100 dollars than be up/down 1-4 dollars everyday.

>>49931291
Did you not see >>49930942? That green line extends back all the way to the sneeze. We break through in any significant way, which we will because OPEX obligations STILL haven't been covered, it's GG no re

>>49931411
Nah. Feels good to have a store JIC i need to buy a handie at an AMP or something.

>>49931397
GG doesn’t have the fucking balls to do it, if he does I will get dick sucking anon in here and suck everyone’s dick

>>49931291
Tomorrow will be another crab day, I personally guarantee it. The following two weeks could be spicy though since everyone in government will be on recess - although honestly at this point I just don't give a shit anymore.

Reminder we a re dumping tomorrow due to the reshuffling. You'd be a cuck not to sell now and buy back in when we aee $88 again. You would be able to drs more shares with the extra profit you make. You DO want to drs more shares don't you anon?

>>49929144
Is this fresh pasta?

my bet is the SEC comes through with some amazing new "rules and transparency" at JUST the nick of time! too late for gamestock but just HAPPENS to be there to take care (regulate so this cant happen again) to take care of the rest of the trouble makers

I will not swing GME no matter how many times you jeets try to convince me too.

>>49931494

All shills and Rajesh's. please be aware that this is the new FUD template. Please follow this template, or your pay will be docked (1) One (you).

>>49931494
no, it's an old reddit pasta

>>49931503
Minecraft in rl

I had to sell 10 shares yesterday how long till I’m able to withdraw this amount to my bank account it’s not available yet? It’s on fidelity

>>49931585

2 weeks

>>49931291
It's Friday, nothing happens, well end at either 139.95 or 144.95
Next week we'll end at 149.95 or 155.95
The week after that (aka 2 weeks from now) will be moass, EoW will be $34528.95 and it will just be the beginning
These dubs will confirm it, and yes, you can screen cap this

>>49931545
Stale carbonara still a-tasta da gooda ifya neva eata da carbonara before-a

>>49931607
That's just to sign the denial for DRS. You can wait up to another 10 business days for the funds to transfer.

Another day absolutely fucking wasted. You know what pisses me off the most? Kenny can successfully one more day his way through years at a fucking time, so now we're waiting on Ryan Cohen to pull the trigger. We waited fucking months with the thought of a split dividend keeping us going, the shareholder meeting came and went, the resolution passed. Split Divvy can be launched at any time now, so where the fuck is it? Where is the goddamn NFT marketplace? How fucking long does it take to cobble together a marketplace for JPEGs Ryan? Jesus fucking Christ just do something, anybody. Anyone.

>>49931505
Its the IRS trying to grabble your LTCT.

did it just drop $9?

3pm chads
we got too cocky

It’s almost like that closing number was a liiiiiitttle too high for someone

>>49931688
Why did you waste your day? That's not on anybody else..

>>49931688
Sell

B $138.9. A $141.65, Price $138.25, Live Trades $141s $142s, $138s, $140s

>>49931656
10 business days is 2 weeks

Lol did it just dump to one cent off opening price?

>>49931740
closing price was too close to the danger zone for someone's comfort

the crab ends tomorrow.

>>49931470
lmao good bait.
i hope people arent retarded enough to fall for that. ffs reshuffling occurs in block trades AH/PM and doesn't impact price.

>>49931774

>>49931774
nothing stops the crab

Literally $0 move

>>49931740
>>49931764
Clearly. I think somone just had a heart attack.

>>49931448
I don't even bother checking the price anymore. I'll know it's time when these threads look like a beehive.

>>49931774
actually ends on July 22, tis the season of Cancer the Crab

>>49931688
Just fucking sell already
You aren't going to win, stop with the pipe dreams and do some real trading

>>49931726
I'm unironically selling half if July 31st comes and goes with no NFT marketplace

>>49931688
Checked. The only reasoning given for no split dividend is the possibility of it being launched after the marketplace. Q2 ends in July, if the faggot doesn't initiate a divi after that then I don't know what else can be done to stop them from can kicking.
>we were supposed to have massive green days this week
>instead it just crabs
>mostprobably crab next week too, with the week after the stock most likely dumping if we follow the charts
This is just getting fucking retarded.

By February 2023 all your float will belong to us.

WWW.DRSGME.ORG

>>49931801
You’ll know the time has come when
>we’re burning through five threads an hour
>they’re filled with nothing but oooooooo’s
>the entire rest of the catalog is pink wojaks and gloating bobos
>/salt mine general/ is on DOTR watch
I can’t wait

“Listen, I know you guys said 142 and I agreed. But it was only there for a split second and we got it under control again. Please. I just need one more day. We can reshuffle tomorrow and buy more ti….what?! NO IT WONT JUST HAPPEN AGAI….NO I TOL….I TOLD YOU We HAVE THIS….*click*”

>>49931688
Maybe in the early days I would sit and watch the ticker but I ain’t done that in over a year now, I don’t even know what the price is on

>>49931849
Should've sold at close

I’m surprised to see we didn’t immediately dump back down after hitting 150 a couple weeks back

It’s almost time

>>49931849
Anon you don't understanding, breaking through the ever lowering ceiling, which currently sits ~145, is the beginning of the end for them. Those involved will kick this can to the very last day they're able, but they're about to kick that can into a wall

>>49931895
>you don't understanding
I think I had a mini stroke writing that

>>49931888
Checked. The price goes down a dollar on 1k volume. This thing is ready to burst.

>>49931796
Does this mean we've found the equilibrium price?
Big if true.

>>49930791
>>49931032
>>49931363
I wonder why they dont taunt apes with a GME short position

>>49931895
I sure as fuck hope your right anon. I know I'm fuding but Jesus knows I can't last for years to come. Dementia Joe sure as shit won't ease up on the recession.

>>49931941
Whose trading? Surely it’s all schitzos and roped boomers by now

Kek baggies
Just sell, give up

>>49931941
That scamwick to 137 was one (1) share being sold like 5 seconds into AH. Fuck I hate circleniggers so goddamn much

>>49931848
I'll buy whatever you sell baby back bitch

>>49932053
Gonna be about 150 shares then, start saving up

>>49932053
This is why you're poor

If only you knew how kek hedgies things really are

>>49932066
That's not even a tenth of what I have

That was a shortlived scamwick

>>49931057
>garys posturing againnnnnnnnn

>>49932099
Lower lows and lower highs
No marketplace
No splividend, even though it could be released at any time
Cohen still making useless tweets
NFTs keep losing relevance day by day
>Yeah, I'm thinking this is kek baggies

>Here's the thing. They were VERY specific about doing it as soon as possible in their own filings.
this is true, right? could be some government intervention to keep them from triggering moass?

>>49931849
>>49931688
I feel for both of you, frens. I feel just as powerless. My only hope is that RC starts making moves before SS starts to turn on him. Fuck all of you telling us to sell we can bitch and moan about waiting.

What?

>>49932165
Pictured here is a baggie on the verge of waking up

>>49932165
It's not, it's better to do the split when we're up near previous thresholds like 180
Too many fudfags can't wait two weeks lmao

>49932165
>welcome back to “redditor finds out that corporations move slow and even quick moves can take months”
>in this episode, we will watch his journey through the bureaucratic hell that is the Securities and Exchange Commission and act shocked that it isn’t over in a week like he wanted
Terrible fud, try harder next time

>>49930591
>>49930640
>>49930719

>>49932213
it's still bullish, the DOJ investigation etc, where there's smoke there's fire. they can't just rob us altogether, it's not like with the election, there are more rigid rules in the stock market that we're benefiting from.

>>49932165
Sounds like a faggot. I hope she sells

>>49929799
this pleases the gods

>>49932232
True, but poor performance and lack of communication from RC and company is not a good sign. Seems to me they might not be up to the task at hand.
Also, don't post shit about patience. That's funny. You've gotten nothing but poor performance and a gross lack of communication to shareholders from Grapevine. No one can argue that point. The quarterly reports are nothing more than a little kid telling his mom he made $2.50, while his mother sits there spending another $10.00 so the kid can make $2.50.
That's the reality here. RC is the kid and you (baggies) are the mom. Mom (you) is fucked. You and "mom" are bag holders. You got duped.

>>49932165
moass is only happening once reddit gets priced out remember that

>>49931057
time to take the heat off of Dave Big D Lauer and give our boy SEC Genslerrrr!! a shot at MARKET R E F O R M
i wonder how they will weave RICO, SEC GG's glorious actions, Big D's outstanding community serbice, and the algorithm fraud into their narrative for the great reset. Or if everything will overshadow the true fraud and just label us as financial terrorists.

If the people were clear on reality I wouldn't even be having these thoughts

>>49931958
My question exactly.

79223994<
Can you at least TRY?

>>49932165
>They were VERY specific about doing it as soon as possible in their own filings.
Apparently not? Looking back I actually do wonder who started the split dividend immediately after the vote count myth. You have to realize that the dividend isn't off the table, they never said they wouldn't initiate the dividend. The problem is the "when and if" they decide to do it. They are not obligated and can change their mind at any time.
>could be some government intervention to keep them from triggering moass?
No.

kek baggies

>>49932297
Have you seen how the S&P500 has performed in comparison to GME? Even if the management doesn't succeed immediately, there is something happening in the background. If shorts had covered we would be somewhere in the range of $ 50 not $ 130.

>>49932372
You're absolutely hopeless. I'm sorry you got duped into holding Cohen's bags

>>49932379
I remember in their announcement of the vote to increase the total possible shares they stated they intended to approve a stock split. This is probably what gave everyone the impression that it would be immediate.

>Ryan Cohen should reveal his plans so we can counter them sers please sell

>>49932401
Why hasn't it happened yet? $130 is still absolutely pathetic when it was hovering around $180 all last year. Below last years average? Yup. That's sad.

>>49932099
Checked and kek hedgies

>>49932450
Honestly you guys should sell and crash the value of Gamestop (Ticker: GME) to teach that faggot a lesson about upholding shareholder value. Poop tweets, absolute garbage communication. Hell, they tweeted about MOASS over a YEAR ago and it still hasn't happened. They're leading you on.

>>49932401
Guy's a blatant shill, arguing with someone determined to enter a debate in poor faith is a fruitless endeavour.

>Pajeet is mad
>please sell sers
>no (you)
Sad! Many such cases.

>49932494
you're starting to sound desperate sanjeet, your employers disappointed from lack of results?

I still wonder if they can short completely at will and if all of the charts and price action is just a conditioning exercise in acceptance. The question is, what happens when the psychological blind is taken off

I hope all of you are ready...

>>49932545
>desperate
Hilarious how you'd say that when you're desperate for a squeeze thay just simply isn't going to happen. According to baggies, RC could launch it at anytime. Yet he doesn't do anything. He just simply chooses not to, apparently.

>>49932379
Here's what they said that made everyone think it was going to be immediate. It doesn't actually say that it would be ASAP, but I can see how people got the impression.

>>49932297
Sneed em and seed em no one gives a fuck about any of that stuff, get back in the shit street Kumar Patel, GME is a cult, I buy and I hold, I don't give a flying FUCK about splits, marketplaces , performance or silence. I just buy the stock, unfortunately you'll never be able to understand that until it's too late for you.

>>49932338
She just put her whole tongue that other girls ear and pushed in as deep as she could. Breathing hot, wet air on her face. Filling her ear canal with warm saliva and swirling her tongue until the hair on the back of their hair stood up.

Crazy stuff.

>>49932545
Incredibly
>49932590
I’m not desperate for anything. Moass can take however long it needs to manifest, in the meantime I already plan my life as though it won’t. You on the other hand, have 15 posts in a thread on a Scots haggis hunting tips forum about a stock you don’t even own, and continue to post despite me already telling your coworker the only thing that will convince me to sell

>>49932630
Have fun staying poor

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>49932459
>Why hasn't it happened yet?
Is that your entire argument because thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard
>yo nigga no cap fr mah dookie dundin come out mah bootyhole yet so yaknow, shit aint even real, yaknow?
Thats you, thats what you sound like

>>49932671
An anal slut who genuinely loves it.

you guys realize that soon it won't be the paid shills in here talking shit. It will be mid level managers at short funds. and they will sound the EXACT same.
could not be more obvious that 142 is a no go for someone.

>>49932671
Dammit, Ryan. Announce the split! We are losing our fucking minds and even Reddit is getting squirrelly.

>>49932575
>bigfoot

>>49932671
If you could get this girl I know a fucking day off that would be great, shes been working 7 days a week between her two jobs for the better part of a month and wants me to take her on a godamn date.

>>49932428
>they intended to approve a stock split.
Only for them to be ambiguous in the last meeting. I can understand why they'd want to wait before initiating the dividend.
Example:
>wait for the price to go up
So far the price hasn't gone up by much. Not trying to be condescending but genuinely curious as to what's preventing them from containing the price time and time again. This and next week are supposed to be "bullish" weeks. The problem is we're most likely going to follow the charts the week after and start dumping, again.
>wait for the marketplace
And here lies the biggest problem. We don't actually know when the marketplace is supposed to launch. End of Q2? Sure, but they can still delay it. Which goes into the next issue, will it be successful? I know redditors will eat that shit up, but only time will tell for the rest of e-commerce. If they're waiting for the price increase based on its marketplace and it isn't successful what then?
>but they use the marketplace to do a share recall in the form of an nft dividend
That would be fantastic, but is this something that they're actually going to do? A lot of things have been speculative with dates being pushed back, which ends with people being agitated. It also doesn't help when Cohen, the chairman of the board, wants to talk about literal feces and icecreme.
At the end of the day it's just more and more waiting.

>>49932712
Literally whom?

>>49932727
Oh... anon... idk how to tell you this...

>>49932651

>>49932712
Said no one ever, you can't wait two weeks?
Pathetic

>>49932690
That one's easy, find a catholic chick. They've all been taking it up the brown eye for years since it's the poophole loophole and it's still taboo for them. Even after they're married they still get off on it.

>>49932756
Pour me a milk, skimmed bartender,.

Price can't go any higher because marge will start calling

Price can't go any lower because the millions of dollars of daily buy pressure will DRS more shares faster

Worse case scenario you fumble your bag and don't get rich

I'm a happy baggie I can wait

>>49932819
I have been holding since Feb 2021.
>two more weeks /s

>>49932866
>/s
go back.

>>49932866
o my goodness god what a long tiiiiime

>>49931132
speaking of the SEC...Rep Frank Lucas (OK) went off during the Powell hearing. 1:58:10 timestamp for his comments. the SEC is Fifth Column tier.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?521122-1/federal-reserve-chair-testifies-inflation-monetary-policy

>>49929312
>holding money in any form besides gme shares
yngmi

>>49932609
this is what i was thinking of. but doesn't it say that they intend to approve the stock split when the share increase has been improved, and there is no other reason for the delay, the board deciding if it's in the best interest for the shareholders etc came later during the earnings call and felt like backpedaling to me.

>>49932832
I get it. It feels good to trick God.

>>49933005
earnings call/annual meeting

>>49932866
>/s
>Thinks holding for less than three years should be considered long
Did you buy your stocks with mommy and daddy's money you lil fagboi?

>>49933051
isn't polygamy illegal?
anyway glad to see the wc3 ogre made out fine after the game was done

>>49932257
Can't find any data on this if anyone can get a chart for this time frame it would be very helpful. Illiquid BB is where all of the fuckery is easy to spot

what did he mean by this? Blockchain?https://twitter.com/GaryGensler/status/1540033950244126720?s=20&t=QEHMwReLk89rKJPdm4SeNw

>>49933081
>Nobody is allowed two spouses
>No body
There's only one body anon.

>>49933081
they probably can suck a golf ball through a garden hose fr fr

Gamestop has dropped from $350 to $80 and is back up to $140 levels

>>49933092

Here are some tickers if anyone wants to go through them https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=2538927

>>49932974
>raging about markets needing liquidity
>market makers brag about providing infinite liquidity
>dipshit basically outing to the entire world like a moron that without actual factual counterfeiting of securities the entire market system would collapse

Pottery, and also outed himself as being a RINO too. To be expected of a state as shit as Texas' hat.

>>49933127
link from the comments: synthetic AMC shorts and Melvin called out
https://twitter.com/jvorld/status/1539960577207984129

>>49933396
Are these the og meme stocks?

Kek baggies. Can't even get a new ATH over a year and a half later. Fucking pathetic.

>>49932257
>>49933092
>>49933328
>>49933396
Can you tldr this schizobabble?

>>49933501
holy shit weve been talking about that for like a year now

>>49933501
I can't do this anymore

>>49933538
MMs are a lot more transparent with their OTC fuckery because regulatory agencies don't care. This comes after they naked short these companies to the ground using cellar boxing

>>49933562
god their smiling during that was twisted

>>49933513
>Surgical solutions
>Pharmaceuticals
>Biomed
>Motorcycles

Not memes just whatever hedge funds decided to kill to make money

Absolutely disgusting

Why are the bakers so gay now, who wants to post anything worth posting at 300+

why did they push it down the second it hit 4PM ?
to 138 ?
oops its back up to 142 again
fun right hedgies ?

>>49933582
ohh so companies that couldve potentially helped and changed the world for the better if it wasnt for corporate and wall street greed i get it

Bump

>>49933608
they gotta show us whose nose is boss

>>49933622
Checked

>>49933575
Camera phones at the ready. They knew this reaction would happen and encouraged it. Zero Charisma guy probably was only invited to record his tantrum. He's an asshole, but he is far from the biggest asshole in the room.

>>49933604
The bakers have been bought off by Ken, they now rub shoulders with pajeets

>>49933604
Yil poster is there ready his copy paste

>>49933663
>copy paste

moass is tomorrow

>>49933656
I think he was talking about the interview, Boogie is a cunt though.

Didn't know this existed kek https://www.reddit.com/r/Spielstopp/

>>49933621
Yeah part of the reason I still buy and DRS regularly

They tried to RIP GameStop too but now we get to take all that money back

Hopefully us apes can do some good once we get it

>>49933656
i meant the news jews who is that anyways wings of redemption?

>>49933501
it's not about AMC the twitter shill just put AMC tags on it

>>49933683
>angry trad roasty posting
moass confirmed

Baker got banner again by the tranny janny?

Why is no one baking wtf is hapoening

Time for new bread bakie bitch

>>49933731
he ded

>>49933547
>mar 30 2021
jesus christ
i think it's a new edit though
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vivhmg/shorts_hahahaha/

>>49933743
I just baked an apple pie. want some?

>>49933731
The little faggot is probably just waiting for quints

>>49933710
the gif is boogie2988 he's doing his francis character

>>49933563
Gotcha, makes sense. Chur.

there is no bake
today is the day
after 6pm EST

>>49933777
>>49933777
>>49933777
Threaded.

>>49933562
He's really strong for a fat guy.

>>49932575
imagine going to a fiery burning Hell for all that time just so you could scam paper wealth from fellow monkeys just trying to start a family