/biz/ - Business & Finance

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this casten dude manages to be the biggest faggot so far

>>49925563

I will make it my life's mission to take away women's rights

how do I short fisher-price boomer VR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4R3B1xWslI

Previous: >>49925563
:^)

swamp ass and my tickers are all red
what a day

Sold my oil
Sold my commodity etf
Sold my SIGA
Holding SQQQ still

Yep I think this is retard hour

this is horseshit

Does anybody know what those two companies making semiconductors are? One was Taiwan and the other had an a?

Are banks crashing bullish for the economy?

puts on xom?
>i don't think it's too late

Uhhh semiconductor sisters?
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1540010415308132353

>>49926972
>Monke it

>tfw averaged at $28 for SOXL

>>49927043
I'm thinking Intel's Ohio fab is a bust now...

>>49927060
Intcel confirmed to 10

Judging by my energy-heavy portfolio the meeting between Granholm and the oil executives was not in fact bullish.

>>49927055
Long term yes. It would be debt jubilee.

Hey I am going to start DCAing into TLRY. I think you guys should join me. I’m at 15 shares.

>instead of selling at a loss
>i will keep holding my stocks and lose more money
Do investors here at /smg/ really do this?

Make the dumping stop

I bought BRKB at 356 and have gotten absolutely slaughtered
I’m ashamed I bought that top

>>49927066
30 here. shit was going fine until a week and a half ago.

>>49927097
>I'm gonna start dcaing into a $2 shitcoin

Why.

>>49927056
Well NRGD is under 100, when it started the year at 300.

what is this, some kind of faggy lunchtime reversal?

we are going green today and you cannot stop this
all in SOXL

>>49927097

Just looked at the price. Holy fuck, I sold that for $30 last year.

>>49927066
Im at 42 bro

>>49927038
why did u sell your SIGA

>>49927097
I call Tilray, Tilgay

>>49927123
nah

>>49927078
>now

>>49927066
>>49927115
>that anon who went all in when SOXL 'dipped' to 70

>>49927109
At least Buffett hasn't died. Yet.

>>49927123
Oil will lead the market lower.
Its over for tech trannies.

>>49927123
Did Biden mumble some shit or something to dump le market?

>>49927152

>>49927060

>>49927143
there is unironically still one anon here with a 60 average and one with a 49 or so average.

And.... here comes the dump!
THANK YOU

Bros I but a bottle I had in the fridge between my legs and now my pp is very cold. Will it still work or should I go to the ER?

What's in her portfolio?

>>49927123
Why do you retards keep trying to time the bottom and expect that THIS TIME the bottom is in. Doing this is how I lost the most money investing.

>>49927144

Buffett added more OXY. I think Buffett hype is the only reason OXY isn't -%8 today

>>49927130
Didn't you read? I said this was retard hour and cause I'm tired of fomoing into reddit stocks and immediately regretting it and selling, I was almost fooled with SOXL at 25.

lol where are those stupid fags who said i was a faggot nigger kike

>>49927152
>>49927123
>>49927085
>>49927078
>>49927066
>>49927143

>>49927038
Im sorry you sold your gaysex.

>>49927189
because this time the bottom is in.

SOXL... Wrong direction buddy

>>49927178
>she

MS lmao best puts I ever done bought

I am also going to slowly go back into the other cannabis titans!
>and one uranium hedge

>>49927066
$27 here. I hate myself for buying.
>>49927159
iirc he averaged down

>>49927189
this is the bottom, its quite obvious if you have 180+ IQ

>>49927159
How do you even unbury yourself from a SOXL average that high?

>>49927128
i don't believe you
nobody is that stupid

>>49927178
>her

that's literally a dude in drag

>>49927223
>he averaged down

Those lumfags should be charged with war crimes

>>49927157
>>49927207
>schizos think that a tweet about Intel crashed the entire market

How far into "denial" are we?

>>49927178
What a cocky average woman. I’d brush her off like nothing.

>>49927066
14 and I'm already bagging

So what happened to the german bonds?

Hoping that I get a cockroach allotment for my bug rations tomorrow

>>49927107
Too bad newbie investors will have to learn the hard way.

>>49927242
Lmfao those were good times. Money was made by all. It was fun dunking on them at the start of this but the giggles have stopped and the chuckles are fucked. The milk has turned sour. I would love a good old fashion 16 percent gains followed by 11 percent losses every other day. This is just cruel and unusual

I simply do the opposite of /smg/ and it has paid off handsomely
I'm typically about a week early though, I should probably learn to delay my actions

anyway all in SOXL

>>49927123

Nah, this is your normal rally dip. Yesterday was an example of the opposite where it rallies too early and then fizzles out. Nasdaq will close green at least given how far the 10Y is dropping

>>49927227
Its even worse

>>49927043
ASML

Odds put money in soxl at lunch
Evens put it in jepi
Dubs and I actually put it in like ABBV or coke or something reasonable

>>49927242
they were told to sell everything below the SOX 200 SMA
not my problem!

>>49927265
According to the SOXL prophet, it will be back in the 50s by Cyber Monday.

>>49927333

Holy shit, actually a good decision for once. Do it buy KO, and hold it

You fucking numbskulls. Why did you say anything about BHAT an hour ago!

>Soxl was 70$ in Jan
>45$ in Mar
>25$ one month ago
it's just torture porn at this point

How confident are you that it will dump tomorrow?

>>49927320
>this is your normal rally dip
>SPY drilling into the ground
>only 3 hours of trading left

Yeah go all in lmao.

Nasdaq pls go red pretty pls

>>49927333
>there was no option for trips
>forever in purgatory because op was to fucking stupid to consider all variables

>>49927333
Trips, mason bro?

>>49927319
wtf are you thinking dude

>>49927309
SOXL looks like it's bottoming out.
nice find anon

>>49927355
Checked, and sounds like a plan

>>49927385
where do they do the child sacrifices? Is that in the basement?

When's biden?

>>49927357
Bruh BHAT was supposed to pump years ago. I remember that shit being shilled in 2020. Sorry if I lost faith and stopped caring.

>>49927178
her portfolio contains way too much arrogance given her average looks brushed up by kilos of makeup

>>49927388
I dont even know anymore

>bought SIGA calls at the top

Why yes I am a retard

>>49927418
It did a 100 percent over night and then meme magik kicked and and it pumped another 200 percent. I miss having funds to day trade. Fucking gambling

>>49927329
Thanks.

SCOTUS just brought back firing squads and told libtard states to fuck themselves when it comes to restrictive gun laws. Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back.

>>49927414
Yes. Only accessible through the elevator by the back door.

>>49927395
It was bottoming out at 13.80
Then it was bottoming out at 13.60
Then it...

>OIL

I’m starting a dividend harvesting portfolio. The goal will be to have a nice stream of dividend income 20 years from now. I’m starting with $3000 and will add around $300 a month in contributions. All positions will be set to DRIP. My first core positions will be
>QYLD
>BIP
>INTC
>NEP
Anyone got any suggestions? I’m still looking for an REIT to add to that list

wtf

>>49927454
All media outlets seething over some parents in Maine sending their kid to Christian private school with help from govt. grant
>I’m thinking we are back

>>49927341
based

>>49927467
fuck qyld go jepq

>>49927454

All that's left is to impeach Biden and send the Nasdaq to 20,000

>>49927395
>SOXL looks like it's bottoming out.
No it actually look like it's consolidating before a huge dump lol.

Also tomorrow is going to be -3% on every index.

>>49927454
The libs on the court brought back firing squads though

>>49927484
That too. God bless trump. Fuck libtards. The white man shall reclaim his inheritance.

>muh city

>>49927467
>.55 cent divvies per share and rising
>I’ve been dcaing for months now.
>I’m at 76 shares

>>49927333
Humira comes off patent next year, 37% of ABBV revenue...

Come the fuck on, why are we flushing?

>>49927373
About as confident as you are. Dumping into a friday is a classic bear market sign, we were lucky this week with all the squeezes that were being held up by the congressional hearings and US10Y manipulation.

i'm a fucking dummy
fuck

kek

>>49927467

JEPI is good, I've got a lot of QYLD but it's more volatile than JEPI has been - nice for this turbulent market. Expense ratio is lower than QYLD too.

>>49927395
the bottom is 0, my fren

>>49927467
Remove QYLD
I am tired of explaining why to divvy chasing retards.
1. QYLD produces no goods and services, it is just a bag of calls.
2. Underperforms QQQ on the way up since assignments get taken out of NAV thanks to (1)
3. Tanks as hard during downturns since call option premiums will suck
Thus QYLD is like taking "dividends" out of your savings account. Limited upside compared to QQQ but inherits all the downside risk. Doesn't even hedge vol properly.

>>49927547
Oh shit that’s not even leveraged. It might take a while to reclaim that

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HOOKED
WE TOLD YOU

>>49927549
BEAUTIFUL MARKET BRANDON

>>49927467
Spg for reit. Look at JXN also.

>>49927467
I just buy FDVV and SCHD and call it a day.
What kind of REIT?
Commercial? O
Medical? LTC
I’d get monthly payers

I have UVXY 15c expiring tomorrow. Do we recover or dump into the weekend?

>>49927547
>didn't sell any of the exit pumps
MANY SUCH CASES!!!!!

Life is unfair.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpDx31Tu_gM

rip my AMD $83 calls

>>49927467
Also C

>>49927309
>went all in on SOXL 12 minutes ago
>already down 1.2%

LOL
M
A
O

>>49927595
That rally on Tuesday was the most obvious trim your losses and Wednesday was an excellent time to short REV. I bought otm puts that will print in a month

IS IT POSSIBLE??
IS IT FINALLY OVER???
DID THIS PRIMA DONNA FUCKING FAGGOT REALLY ALREADY GO A WHOLE THIRTY SECONDS WITHOUT FIGURING OUT SOME WAY TO MANIPULATE THE MARKET BY SPREADING PROPAGANDA ON TV?????

OIL baron bros...

>>49927565
This isn’t true. The QQQ is down nearly 40% and QYLD is almost down 20%. This recent bear market has blown your way of thinking out of the water. QYLD stands

>>49927613
LOL ACTUALLY I WENT ALL IN EARLIER SO IM DOWN EVEN MORE THAN THAT

another obvious bobo trap
still waiting for the 10% face ripping rally

>>49927613
how's your dwac bag?

what did you guys slurp today?

>>49927613
It hasn’t even broken 52 week lows. You should wait until it makes new lows

digits and we have an afternoon retard pump closing green 2%

AND DOWN WE GO

what is with you faggots and semiconductors?

should I fomo into BHAT

>>49927655
GXE & CPG

Turning into an oil baron. To me this sell off is fake and gay because oil is still 100+

>>49927633
lol.
google
>QQQ stock
>hit 1 year
then google
>QYLD stock
>hit 1 year
which is worse
I'll wait..

>>49927680
semiconductors, sorry bud, this is a full conductor board take that shit somewhere else!

>>49927669
>69
Nice

>>49927655
Nothing. Not time yet.

>>49927547
God damn. God damn. You motherfuckers are stupid

>>49927680
Less expensive then full conductors.

>>49927655
DEKU NOO STOP

Gay sex bros, I don't feel so good..

>>49927680
they have been unjustly punished all year

>>49927613
I'm not touching SOXL until it does a reverse split semis are like the most overinflated market on the planet thanks to cryptotards

Taking an absolute beating on OIL right now. Should I abandon ship or hold?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49927680
i herd dey was the future

>>49927650
Long gone you fucking idiot lol. I made $3000 in the last 2 weeks from SOXS alone.

>>49927655
Sqqq. Also, I called the cops on you for posting such a gay picture.

>>49927716
>buy high sell low

>BUY DWAC
DJT
>FJB
DJT
>FJB
DJT
>FJB
DJT
>FJB
DJT
>FJB

>>49927592

We pump if there's a catalyst good enough to make people feel good enough about holding into the weekend. Does anyone see any? I don't.

>recession is a possibility

What Powell really means is recession is guaranteed. Don't believe his lies, we are fucked. As soon as he said this, I watched red candles everywhere. Yet we pumped anyway as the hearings went on; the market was able to shrug it off somehow. The question is, can we continue to do so?

>>49927710
>semis are like the most overinflated market on the planet thanks to cryptotards
Holy shit did we just time travel back to June 2020?

>>49927716
look at cvx and xom weekly

anyone have pepe holding a michelob ultra beer?

Who the actual fuck is actually providing all this liquidity to dump into? It’s like we get 2 million volume .75-1% pumps, then we get like 20 million volume 1-1.5% dumps

>he bought the Bobo rally
>AGAIN

We going full hawk baby

Bought SQQQ at 59 and it starts ripping right back down

Like clockwork. Sigh

>>49927760
Bears have more money.

>>49927760
(((who))) do you think?

>>49927759
this is Bangs country kid

>>49927760
retail you fucking retard, you were exit liquidity for these algo's AGAIN

Fucking close the Tuesday gap already holy fucking shit

>>49927633
The distribution for QYLD also fell from ~0.5 on 12/31 to 0.17 on 6/21
And the pillaging of bonds is what is giving it that premium relative to QQQ.
The 1 yr returns of QQQ: -19%
QYLD: -21%
QYLD has always been a smoothbrain trap.

>>49927758
Is it at it's local bottom?

>>49927504
zoom out brah

>>49927817
>zoom out on a daily triple leveraged bull etf
Ah

>>49927800
That’s disgusting. Her lips are far too large. I bet she goes through pairs of underwear like no one’s business because her pussy eats them.

>that SIGA dump

You heard it here first. Insiders selling before WHO announces its a literal nothingburger

thoughts on buying xom or mro?

>DWAC
"Naw bro that shits too risky haha I'm gonna play it safe"
>SOXL
"3X LEVERAGE ON A MEME INDUSTRY THAT IS GOING BANKRUPT?? GIMME GIMME GIMMEE!!!!!!"

boxd bros..

>>49927776
QQQ was approaching $280, you gotta expect some resistance,
This is pretty basic stuff, pal, c'mon.

>>49927831
I wish I were one of those pair of underwears

>>49927691
You don’t understand compounding dividend payments every month? You poor thing

>>49927836
I really haven't followed the war that much how much longer until Ukraine wins?

>>49927355
>>49927333
those weren't dubs, those were tripsl you didnt account for trips

>>49927882
2 more weeks

>Nasdaq saved from going red and now pumping

Fuck this fake and gay market

>>49927791
I don't want Bangs lol

>>49927836
>You went from posting south african sluts to homosexual cucks
What a timeline it has been for you

>>49927632

>1 day of green
>2 weeks of red

ha ha fuck

>>49927806
It hovered around .20. The $.50 payout in December is the only of its kind and was done to avoid taxes. Shares are $17 right now so $.17 payout falls in line with the $.20 payout when shares were $20

>>49927903
>You went from posting south african sluts to homosexual cucks

That's the joke you braindead retard.

>>49927817
>1W chart
L o l

>>49927752
They're still overbought you dumb shit, semi companies all inflated their books saying it was organic growth when in reality it was people jumping onto the crypto ship and scalpers hoping to scam gamer retards. Their little charade is finally facing reality and just because your overleveraged shit stock blew the fuck up doesn't mean the regular semi companies don't have more room to fall. The market is already being flooded with GPUs and every other big corp is realizing that maybe relying on three fucking companies to make all of their chips is a bad idea.

>>49927941
You are a joke

>>49927882
It will be a long war. Russia will probably capture Donbass but fail at Odessa.

>too fucking lazy to open up MS Paint and put whatever beer can you want on a pepe image

pathetic.

>>49927961
And then El Paso will rise and reclaim the south

>>49927867
this is with dividends reinvested.. lol
test it for yourself
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio

>>49927760
Maybe a better way to look at it is that no one is fucking buying higher. That's why volume on the upswings is anemic.

>>49927961
I though Russia was basically defeated already?

>>49927917
>>1 day of green
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

>>49927981
This means nothing. If you paid attention to my original post the purpose of this account is to build a dividend income generating account. You’re showing me charts about capital appreciation for some reason

>>49927986
From the perspective that they would capture Ukraine or anything strategic like that, Russia did already lose. It is now a war about honor and dignity so expect it to be long

>>49927947
consumer electronics don't even account for 10% of semi growth you goddamn retard holy fuck do you honestly believe the majority of the semi market is tied to fucking CRYPTO? HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49927986
Sort of. International community is banning trans from sports and Putin called a ceasefire in support

I bought the oil dip but we keep dipping, we’re good oil bros?

>>49928008
there are much better ways to generate income on your portfolio than QYLD
that is what everyone is telling you, and you are refusing to listen
we are showing you that is objectively worse than even just holding QQQ

Is it possible to create a position that profits $0.00 or more every day with no risk of drawdown?
Note: Sitting on cash or bonds won't work because of inflation

>>49928031
i bonds

>>49928031
No. It's fucking over.

>>49928015
gotcha

>>49928023
kek

>autistic idiots sit and watch 5 min candles all day
>they somehow all missed out on pic related

This general is fucking totally useless lol. Just kill it already.

>>49928028
>there are much better ways to generate income on your portfolio than QYLD
Such as? And I listed other positions besides QYLD
> we are showing you that is objectively worse than even just holding QQQ
How so? Holding qqq doesn’t generate much income

>>49928015
>United States has dozens of chemical weapons labs in Ukraine
>Ukraine is the new poster child of laundering the industrial war complex
>This war is the proxy needed to divert attention from the fact the globe homos put people in jail for weeks for not wearing cloth on their face.
Yeah honor and stuff.

>>49928031

There are products like this in Canada but they are unbelievably bad investments.

>>49928031
ICSH

>>49928031
MO pays a dividend about the same as inflation (if you trust the inflation numbers).

>>49928065
I mentioned that earlier this thread. How about you got buy some CLF again? It’s back down to your og buying range

digits and amd closing green

So I thought they were going to rename the monkey? What happened siggerss??

>>49928065
Dude I’m not watching charts all day. I’m looking at e-thots and anime girls while jerking my pp.

Investing for income is a flawed idea to begin with. Your best bet is always to maximsie total return and then creating synthetic dividends by selling off your portfolio when you need income.

>>49928091
You need redeemed Johnny to check em

>>49928065
>>49927357

stop projecting and start streaming again. I want to call you a mentally ill faggot to your soiboi face

>>49928109
I don’t believe you

>>49928026
Oil is fucked.

Bros I think it's all going to crash

>>49928111
wtf checked

>>49928109
This is exactly what I do!
>doesn’t work in bear market
>requires waging or passive income beyond what is sellable

>>49928111
Johnny-sama

>>49928144
Back at you bro

>>49928123

Here are some videos on the topic. 15 min in total and very well done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j6DInAMMaM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpXI_Vd51dA

>>49928111
Welp. I’m clocking out. It’s been fun lads. Gg no re

>>49928072
That's why I said "now". Before they did have actual objectives, now it's about grinding Ukraine rather than any benifits to Russia

>>49928068
why are you hung up on your portfolio generating dividend income, instead of just overall income
if you receive dividend income, but your initial investment becomes worthless, what's the point?
you'll get taxed less on your capital gains as well..
at the most basic level, you are better off investing in QQQ and selling covered calls on it than you are investing in QYLD
if you are extremely focused on dividends / monthly payments even 6 month corporate bonds would give a better return factoring in the market downturn

I hate it when they do this stupid shit and move it sideways between the first and last hour of trading

SIGA sisters......it's over

Can i get Quick Run Down of today's episode of:
>US Retarded leaders ask questions?
Also does Biden brief us on how Putin runs the country again today?

>>49927759
How about Apu holding a White Claw?

>>49928191
Make it a truly with a TLRY logo on the shirt plz and thank you

REV pump and dump over eh?

Soxl once again the canary in the coal mine. I'm a dumbass for buying canaries.

Why are people on StockTwits so mean?

>>49928202

What the fuck is this thread from yesterday?

>>49928041
Those index against CPI, not inflation.

>AMD
Advanced Micro Devices? More like. Advanced SHIT Devices. Amirite fellas?

>>49928214
pretty sure spyponzi lurks here

>>49928225
got em

>>49928185
Not even close, anon.

>>49927947
You do realize semis are used for lots of other shit besides fucking GPUs, don't you? Christ

~20% chance SOXL goes to single digits short term, 100% chance it goes $15+ long term. Do what you want with this information.

>>49928220
Still the closest to what you're asking

Monkey sisters

Should i sell and swing trade and buy back in later or should I hold???

>>49927012
>how much are they spending?
>well, it's not as much as we thought. they're just so ahead of everybody.
fucking cramer lmao

>>49928111
Daaaaaang

>>49928185
>mfw I bought this morning because everybody was talking about how great it was yesterday

>>49928241
why is this dumb bitch not using a cutting board

bond markets are pricing in a recession, I wonder what happens next...

>>49928088
>>49928088
Why is MO's dividend so high? I saw they just had a haircut the other day from Juul brand vapes being removed, but they're a large and established company, which is nice.
I saw they lost 75% value in 2007... what triggered that? I saw they lost a lawsuit in 2006 and that's just ahead of the recession, so I'm not sure what triggered it there. In any case, they look like a nice company to buy and hold forever, though I'll wait for the market to finish shitting itself

>>49928233
>You do realize semis are used for lots of other shit besides fucking GPUs, don't you?

You do realize that you've been saying this for 8 months don't you?

>>49928111
>>49928144
thank you sirs

>>49927759
>michelob ultra beer
This is Rainier country, boy

>>49928200
Do it yourself you lazy fuck, this isn't /arg/ (Apu requests general)
>>49928225
Lmao should have hired a full conductor to point their stock price in the right direction.

>>49928232
Why don't you think so? The stock is struggling.

>>49928278
a challenger emerges..........

>>49928260
the great reset

meltie weltie soon

>>49928200
>TLRY
He'd have to be crying then.

Gaysex pox decision today, expectations bros???

>>49928241
i met a girl that looked like that,and the moment i met her parents there was a male dog there,needless to say i left and never looked back

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>>49928278
The full trilogy

>>49928266
Sir I am a recent SOXL baggie

>>49928313
Literal nothingburger, only spreads between gays and will not even get close to Covid severity.

>>49928211
Random penny stock shitcoins are a safer buy than SOXL with a recession looming on the horizon ready to heem every major tech index

When will airlines recover?

Please just fucking dump it

>>49928242
NTA, but yeah I think I bonds *are* a good place to start. You just need to add in some REITs or NAIL or something to compensate for OER fuckery. Not sure how to balance out hedonic adjustment bullshit though.

>>49928341
Airlines have to be the worst business in the world

>>49928191
Been there- someone with experience created this. Promote ahead of peers and give a raise.

>>49928214
Who meeting is happening today

>>49928313
it's chicken pox, who gives a fuck?

>>49928344
mercy

>>49928341
when the government bails the out again. But they got to get in line, cruise lines are first.

>>49928335
Covid wasn't bad though

Smart Money-kun just entered this trade. SPYX will not drop below $3610 before the 28th

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>>49928281
Can you do one for Pacifico? Would make all my losses worth it today.

Ill take my answer offline thank you.

>>49928373
the people having gay sex

>>49928225

Advanced Money Destroyer

>>49928393
Bro I had Covid and was literally very mildly sick for 2 days

>>49928316
Eh, I wouldn't care. I'm the first millionaire in my family. Still not married/no kids, turning 28 next year. The only woman I'd be willing to impregnate is one that looks like that. Need those juicy blue eyes, blonde hair, jawline genes

So is anybody else going to short SIGA with me?

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>>49928225
They have good fundamentals- this market has disregarded all fundamentals and is running on emotions.

>>49928416
nope
>i have REV puts
>might buy BHAT puts

>>49928401
we don't care either. Literally only incels care about it

SPY literally tapping its 150 week moviing average

>>49928398
The 30th of June is the beginning of the Jewish month of Tammuz, known as a time of suffering.

There is also a new moon on the 28th.

>Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell called his commitment to curbing inflation “unconditional” and another of his colleagues backed raising interest rates by 75 basis points again next month, even as Democrats warned him against triggering a recession.
oh nononono

>>49928283
I think we’ll have 300 million cases. I don’t think world governments are done loading the boat.

>>49928431
Enjoy your monkaids faggot

>>49928414
>i wouldnt care
Sure you wouldnt fucking zoophile

How do bears time exit and reentry positions?

>>49928457
Is the Jewish/lunar calendar the only one that matters? I need to find a good list of observances.
I assume western astrology (eg Mercury entering Aries) isn't as helpful

>>49928456
>still trying to use TA when is 100% guarenteed that we are heading into a prolonged recession

Lol.

New
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>>49928478

The market bottom is SPY 350. Trust me. I'm actually Jeff Bezos.

This shit is getting ridiculous. We have been holding these shares for over 1.5 years at this point and Cohen continues to do nothing. All he has to do is recall all the shares yet he continues to jew us. Im selling. Sick if this bs

>>49928398
>max profit $785
>very likely to lose several times as much
k

There ain't no party like a bear market party 'cause the bear market party don't stop.

>>49928465
enjoy virginity, incel

>>49928481
>markets have always bottomed between its 150 and 200 week moving averages since the 1980s
>ta
lamo at your life

>>49928263
I'm not really sure about 2007. My theory is every once in a while congress will pass some legislation to purposefully tank the price so then they can get in lower and ride it back up and acooomulate more dividend yield. So yeah basically a buy and hold forever company and don't worry about the ticker price.

>>49928492
Yes, but this was done by an entity that has enough collateral/margin to shrug off a $200m margin requirement. When you're working with numbers that big, you do your research. Based solely on that, I think it's a safe play.
Granted, I can only afford to do it to 1 SPY put, which has different expiries.