/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-06-23/binance-bnb-ceo-moves-to-dubai-as-us-regulators-target-the-crypto-exchange
>Coinbase's website includes guides explaining, among other things, how to invest in a leveraged shitcoin index whose ticker symbol is "Bullshit." (Binance has a similar guide.) Bullshit's price has plunged 99.96% since last fall.
https://www.coingecko.com/en/indexes/ftx/shit

Binance and Coinbase hired interns to write guides on how to buy leveraged shitcoin indexes that dropped 99%.

>>49921668
I mean firstly no, those are auto generated
https://www.coinbase.com/how-to-buy/3x-long-shitcoin-index-token

FTX should be in that headline for even offering that https://ftx.com/trade/SHIT-PERP

>>49921668
>Binance and Coinbase hired interns to write guides on how to buy leveraged shitcoin indexes that dropped 99%.
*on FTX

Meanwhile Tram managers feel guilty for losing peoples money and are paying them back out of their own pocket.

>>49921668
>99%.
80% actually
and kda dropped 93%

>>49921738
>those are auto generated
They shouldn't have been. It is still funny.
>>49921763
Don't FTX perps lock in losses so they have no hope of recovery. They have some feature like that but I can't remember if it is on perps or not.

>>49921549
Two scam coins lmao

>>49921815
>They shouldn't have been. It is still funny.
true

>>49921549
elf rape elf rape elf rape

>>49922746
Self rape?

>>49922795
>5+ years
too [...]...

>>49922886
That is how about old I was when I started self raping.

>>49922936
Understandable. What made you do it?

>>49923049
Accidentally giving myself an orgasm with a pool jacuzzi because it tickled and I held my dick next to it too long before moving on to rubbing my soft dick against the carpet.

>>49923263
I used to do this all the time

>>49923288
The jacuzzi part or the humping the floor part?

>>49923263
Interesting, that never happened to me playing with those jacuzzi things. Must have been a wild discovery for you. Ah to be young again! Endless curiosities, endless discoveries!
Did you fantasize about anything or was it a strictly physical discovery?

>>49923518
>strictly physical discovery?
Strictly physical. I didn't start thinking about sex while masturbating until I was at least 9 or 10.

kda is 1€ lol

>>49923670
Shut up faggot we are talking about how to groom 5 year old boys into masturbating.

Evil Italian scammer graphic tee wearing fuck. Someone needs to do the needful.

>>49923516
jacuzzi but in a big public thing

>>49923684
I thought they did it themselves.

>>49923670
Actually Kadena is €1,59, nya~

>>49923782
That is pretty normal. I have never heard of anyone doing the thing I did where I pressed my soft dick against a carpet and move about a quarter of an inch up and down until I orgasm. I gave myself pretty severe carpet burn a few times and hurt my balls to the point they ached for days once or twice.
>>49923786
My mom never realized what I was doing but one of the lifeguards would laugh every time she walked past me and I can only assume it was something they all joked about.

>>49923956
>I have never heard of anyone doing the thing I did where I pressed my soft dick against a carpet and move about a quarter of an inch up and down until I orgasm
Definitely not a carpet, but I've heard of people doing this with pillows and the like. It's called prone masturbation.
> I gave myself pretty severe carpet burn a few times and hurt my balls to the point they ached for days once or twice.

>>49924026
>I've heard of people doing this with pillows and the like.
Yeah me too. But doing it on carpet to the point you injure yourself is pretty unique I think. I wonder is it part of the reason I find it hard to cum during sex sometimes. I tried tiles, hardwood floor and linoleum too but it just wasn't the same.

>>49924192
>during sex

>>49924192
>during sex

>>49924257
>>49924315
Sex is a normal part of life anons. I didn't do that as a child if that is what you are implying.

>normal part of life
seems like I'm not the most normal poster then

>>49924369
>Sex is a normal part of life anons

>>49924412
You could literally find at least a moderately attractive man to fuck you on grindr in less than 24 hours so I can never feel bad for lonely homos.

>>49924408
If you have waited this long you may as well wait for wizard powers.

>>49924482
>I can never feel bad for lonely homos.
I don't want sex I want this >>49907385

It's over.

>>49924539
You could get a slightly ugly man to fall in love with you if you have sex with him once a week.

>>49924637
>slightly ugly man
the girl in the pic is a girl not a man

>>49924665
You want to talk to a pretty girl? Hire a therapist.

>>49924750
I could alternatively just go outside

>>49924482
I think I could find a genuinely attractive man by female standards with a six pack wanting to have sex with me on Grindr in less than 10 minutes since trannies are such a nichè here, but I don't want to have sex. I want a relationship with someone who doesn't want sex which means it's over.
Chasing pointless sex is how you end up with 100 sexual partners, no love, and people on the internet making fun of you for being "degenerate". It's not as easy for lonely homos as one would expect when these are the options.

>>49924567
Fortune favors the rich.

>>49924637
>You could get a slightly ugly man to fall in love with you if you have sex with him once a week.
This is a scam. You will feel like a piece of meat. You will grow resentful. Never accept a raw deal like that where you trade sex for love. It's unsustainable. You must want the same thing to a certain degree, otherwise you are just sacrificing in a desperate attempt to not be alone and at some point you'll realize it's just not worth it when being alone isn't that bad, and keeps you open for the possibility of finding someone who is a better fit.

>>49924775
Having platonic relationships with women requires zero effort. I have no idea why you would want one though.

>>49924807
>people on the internet making fun of you for being "degenerate".
Anon if I asked 100 people "which is more degenerate fucking 100 dudes or surgically castrating yourself so you have a cuter bulge while wearing panties" 99 of them would choose the second option. You clearly don't care what people think.
>It's not as easy for lonely homos as one would expect when these are the options.
Have you tried going outside?

>You will feel like a piece of meat. You will grow resentful. Never accept a raw deal like that where you trade sex for love.
Only if you feel you have zero to offer apart from sex.

Lets make the thread even gayer! Pretend I am a desirable man on a dating app. What do you have to offer me if we form a relalationship besides sex?

>>49925065
>Anon if I asked 100 people "which is more degenerate fucking 100 dudes or surgically castrating yourself so you have a cuter bulge while wearing panties" 99 of them would choose the second option. You clearly don't care what people think.
T-the people are wrong......... Regardless, I don't want sex so grindr has nothing to offer.
>Have you tried going outside?
Panic, but no I have not tried this.
>Only if you feel you have zero to offer apart from sex.
If the entire relationship is based on offering sex in return for love then you practically have nothing else to offer as they'd leave you if you withheld sex for eternity. If sex was all that mattered then you become a piece of meat.
>Lets make the thread even gayer!
>Pretend I am a desirable man on a dating app.
>What do you have to offer me if we form a relalationship besides sex?
Only myself as a person, which is not much, but that's what I offer. Most people seek sex so it's natural that they are not interested, and as someone who doesn't understand or desire physical sex I am not interested in those who require sex as we are incompatible. I offer and seek what anyone else would if sex was not part of the equation. Some people offer a womb in search for a mate to reproduce with, but most people seek a bff roommate of some kind I think. I guess a similar question would be what do you offer others by forming a relationship besides sex? Yourself as a person. You'll spend time with them in return for them spending time with you. It's mutually beneficial if you like each other for more than sex.

>>49921549
AEX GAT. Nothing beats that. I Got 1888 GAT by playing AEX Texas Hold'em!

>>49925418
>If the entire relationship is based on offering sex in return for love then you practically have nothing else to offer as they'd leave you if you withheld sex for eternity. If sex was all that mattered then you become a piece of meat.
You are shitting on every heterosexual relationship ever except maybe arranged marriages which have different problems or teen romances in puritan times.
>as someone who doesn't understand or desire physical sex I am not interested in those who require sex as we are incompatible.
How does being your boyfriend differ from being your friend. I understandably don't want to be your only friend because it is inconvenient always needing to make sure you aren't alone.
>It's mutually beneficial if you like each other for more than sex.
But I enjoy my male friends company much more than any girl I have ever had sex with. What do you think is the difference between a friendship and a relationship? Most people would say a monogamous sexual relationship. The best thing you could do would probably be join some club full of autistic weirdos and you have plenty of hobbies that would help you fit in with them but that would involve moving to a city.
>>49925512
Shut up faggot we are discussing how to make men fall in love with us for who we are not what we look like.

>>49925065
>"which is more degenerate fucking 100 dudes or surgically castrating yourself so you have a cuter bulge while wearing panties"
Specify the 100 dudes situation.
Are you the giver or the taker in this scenario and does oral sex count?

w-what do you think of this idea for single sided liquidity
traders define depth curves and contract accumulates them within target complexity and computational costs. takers directly trade against density functions instead of order books
user experience is improved in the sense complex positions / strategies can be defined in term of curves, and its also possible to rewrite uniswap liquidity eq as a density function such that both liquidity are traded at once
i-is this retraded or profoundly stupid

>>49926303
n-nvm im retraded

>>49926303
yes

>>49925758
>You are shitting on every heterosexual relationship ever except maybe arranged marriages which have different problems or teen romances in puritan times.
Not my intention. It's understandable that sexhavers want to date sexhavers, and that if someone removes sex from the deal then they feel unfulfilled since it's a natural desire on their part. However, their relationships have more than just sex. They pick the people they like beyond sex as well which means that they do care about more than sex. The issue is a non-sexhaver, they have to choose between offering sex or not offering sex, and when they choose not offering they have lost all value. It's understandable this makes them feel like meat, no?
I think sexhavers should accept that there *is* more to sex. They sure seem to know it deep down because they don't just enter relationships with literally anyone, they want what lies beyond the sex as well. Someone who doesn't want sex seeks these same things, just without the sex. It's practically the same thing.

>How does being your boyfriend differ from being your friend. I understandably don't want to be your only friend because it is inconvenient always needing to make sure you aren't alone.
It's like having a best friend forever. Maybe I'm insane here, but of course I'm going to be jealous and the like. If I had a best friend forever I wouldn't want them going around having sex with other people or becoming roommates with other people. I'd want them to be mine. My best friend forever. Not someone elses best friend forever. Other friends are still good to have for both parties, but they won't be the best friend forever bestie...
>But I enjoy my male friends company much more than any girl I have ever had sex with.
I also generally enjoy the company of males more, so I simply just have pretty much only male/tranny friends. Not intentional, just how it ended up.
>What do you think is the difference between a friendship and a relationship?
>Most people would say a monogamous sexual relationship.
I don't know. I want an exclusive bff. Relationships are confusing. What if you take the best girl and remove the sex? Why can't that work? Do you only care about them because they offer sex? That doesn't sound right, but indeed that is something that scares me about sexual relationships. Is the sex haver way the right one? Is the gigaautist way the right one? I'm not one to judge that, but it does seem like sexhavers often try to make the claim that only sex matters when they say things like this, that they prefer spending time with people they dont have sex with.
>The best thing you could do would probably be join some club full of autistic weirdos and you have plenty of hobbies that would help you fit in with them but that would involve moving to a city.
Kowai.

>>49926327
you are adorable *tickles cunny*

>>49926509

>>49926509
nee-san...

>>49926504
>s the gigaautist way the right one?
It always is

>>49926540

>>49926790
Lydia and Sylphy, sitting in a tree~

>>49926480
>he issue is a non-sexhaver, they have to choose between offering sex or not offering sex, and when they choose not offering they have lost all value. It's understandable this makes them feel like meat, no?
I don't like doing ironing, doing laundry or vacuuming and do it anyway. Why are you filtering 99% of your potential partners because you refuse to do something you don't enjoy. That is not a lack of interest in sex that is being anti-sex.
>>49926504
>Maybe I'm insane here,
Correct, you are exactly like the 30 year old virgins who want an 18 year old virgin wife when you say you have zero friends but want an almost exclusive relationship with a best friend. You need a circle of friends or you will just cling on to every potential friend you make to the point you drive them away.
>Do you only care about them because they offer sex?
Yes, provided they aren't generally unpleasant to be in the same room as. Maybe that will change when I become a boomer and start wanting kids.
>it does seem like sexhavers often try to make the claim that only sex matters when they say things like this, that they prefer spending time with people they dont have sex with.
Being homo complicates things here so I can't comment.
>Kowai.
As opposed to dying alone?

>>49926540
loli chan...
>>49926504
>It's like having a best friend forever. Maybe I'm insane here, but of course I'm going to be jealous and the like. If I had a best friend forever I wouldn't want them going around having sex with other people or becoming roommates with other people. I'd want them to be mine. My best friend forever. Not someone elses best friend forever. Other friends are still good to have for both parties, but they won't be the best friend forever bestie...
That's very possessive and creepy, most people have many friends (unless you are a /biz/ regular) for different needs, especially sexually. Wanting a special relationship with your friend is okay though, as long as it happens naturally
>I also generally enjoy the company of males more, so I simply just have pretty much only male/tranny friends. Not intentional, just how it ended up.
You just want male love and attention
>I don't know. I want an exclusive bff. Relationships are confusing. What if you take the best girl and remove the sex? Why can't that work?
Basic biological needs, lack of sex leads people to shoot shit up
>Do you only care about them because they offer sex?
Most women, trannies or feminine men lack a sense of humor, cant keep up with banter, dont share common hobbies, and are not very good listeners so to fill the gap of whats being offered I just demand pussy, fem creatures simply offer less in friendships so
to justify a relationship with them, seggs needs to happen or bye xd
>That doesn't sound right, but indeed that is something that scares me about sexual relationships. Is the sex haver way the right one? Is the gigaautist way the right one? I'm not one to judge that, but it does seem like sexhavers often try to make the claim that only sex matters when they say things like this, that they prefer spending time with people they dont have sex with.
It's true, most people put up with certain people only for the sex, but thats more on the person tolerated

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>>49926947
Checked

>>49926971
THANKS YOU

>>49926864
>I don't like doing ironing, doing laundry or vacuuming and do it anyway. Why are you filtering 99% of your potential partners because you refuse to do something you don't enjoy. That is not a lack of interest in sex that is being anti-sex.
I find sex way too confusing and disturbing. I'm going to avoid it and rather be alone if sex is necessary. I don't think sexhavers should take offense to this, it's simply just less competition for them.
>Correct, you are exactly like the 30 year old virgins who want an 18 year old virgin wife when you say you have zero friends but want an almost exclusive relationship with a best friend. You need a circle of friends or you will just cling on to every potential friend you make to the point you drive them away.
Understandable, but I stopped seeking relationships years ago. I seek friendships only, and I'm quite glad that my online friends aren't the clingy type. I've given up on anything more, if it happens it happens.
>Yes
I don't understand. That's all.
>As opposed to dying alone?
Not so scary.

>>49926902
>That's very possessive and creepy
It's literally the definition of a monogamous relationship. Right after you include having many friends, which I am not against? And then you mention it should happen naturally, which is obviously the plan? Do you think I'm just going to adopt a friend and tell them I'll kill them if they have any other friends? I am seeking literally the exact same thing as a normal relationship, just without sex. Why does this confuse you guys? You take a monogamous relationship and remove the sex. It's not complicated...
>You just want male love and attention
I'm not sure what you're basing this on? I get along with males better, don't you? Are most of your friends not male? Would you say you want their love and attention, or their friendship?
>Basic biological needs, lack of sex leads people to shoot shit up
This is only the case for people who strongly desire sex. People who don't desire sex aren't missing out on anything.

>>49927083
>I find sex way too confusing and disturbing. I'm going to avoid it and rather be alone if sex is necessary. I don't think sexhavers should take offense to this, it's simply just less competition for them.
I am not offended. Just confused. You wish you had a sister to have sex with but don't actually desire sex.
>Do you think I'm just going to adopt a friend and tell them I'll kill them if they have any other friends?
That is the impression you give yes. Seeking a new best friend when you are older than a teenager is weird anon. Sex or no sex.

I am out of ideas. If you refuse to live in a city I can't imagine you will meet anyone who wants to be friends with a tranny who enjoys incest anime and cryptocurrency. There just aren't enough people seeking someone like that for you to have good odds of meeting one while living in a small town and refusing to go outside or meet strangers online and suck their cocks.

>>49927386
>If you refuse to live in a city I can't imagine you will meet anyone
I live in a city and don't meet anyone, what am I doing wrong?

also I got baned for off topic because of the pee pee poo poo post

>>49927472
Serves you right for posting off topic posts.

>>49927386
>You wish you had a sister to have sex with but don't actually desire sex.
Ignore the sisterposting, but yes. It's more a testament to closeness than a physical desire. It would be nice to have a sister who was willing to go that far without actually going that far.
>That is the impression you give yes
See in the very same paragraph that you previously responded to: >Other friends are still good to have for both parties
So I'm not sure where this impression came from.
>Seeking a new best friend when you are older than a teenager is weird anon
What is a relationship without sex if not a best friend? I am weird, but I'm not insane.
>I am out of ideas. If you refuse to live in a city I can't imagine you will meet anyone who wants to be friends with a tranny who enjoys incest anime and cryptocurrency. There just aren't enough people seeking someone like that for you to have good odds of meeting one while living in a small town and refusing to go outside or meet strangers online and suck their cocks.
I'm not searching, I already know it's futile. I'd rather focus on online hobbies.

>>49927472
>also I got baned for off topic because of the pee pee poo poo post
lmao

>>49927599
>Ignore the sisterposting, but yes. It's more a testament to closeness than a physical desire. It would be nice to have a sister who was willing to go that far without actually going that far.
wow anon what a degenerate
>>49927599
>See in the very same paragraph that you previously responded to: >Other friends are still good to have for both parties
you say you are "ok with it" but dont actually sound ok, like you just want to sound normal

You cant demand exclusivity and no sex at the same time, to deprive someone of their needs so you can feel secure is incredibly selfish, also what do you have to even offer to demand so much? You gotta either give up the boypussy or let the person find their needs, you can have a good emotional connection and friendship with sex just being a side.

>>49927828
>you say you are "ok with it" but dont actually sound ok, like you just want to sound normal
If that's how you think I sound fine that explains the impression, but it's still wrong. I am completely fine with it and would expect it. People can't be together 24/7 without any other friends without going a bit insane and wanting more alone time.
I think you are a bit biased by your own desires in our exchange, you seem to be pushing a lot of assumptions on me in the previous post too and they seem to be based on what sexhavers want in a relationship.
>You cant demand exclusivity and no sex at the same time, to deprive someone of their needs so you can feel secure is incredibly selfish
I am not trying to make you date me what is the problem? I am literally seeking people who also don't want sex. There is no need being deprived if neither desires it. It sounds like you're bothered that I am not the type of person you want to date because I don't offer what you're looking for. That what makes me different is an insult to you because it makes me undateable.
>also what do you have to even offer to demand so much?
I don't offer anything and I don't have big demands. I offer friendship, and I expect friendship in return. You feel like I am demanding a lot of things, but we are not in the same target demographic.

I'm gonna go watch anime...

>>49928149
>If that's how you think I sound fine that explains the impression, but it's still wrong. I am completely fine with it and would expect it. People can't be together 24/7 without any other friends without going a bit insane and wanting more alone time.
That's fair
>>49928149
>I think you are a bit biased by your own desires in our exchange, you seem to be pushing a lot of assumptions on me in the previous post too and they seem to be based on what sexhavers want in a relationship.
People who don't want sex will already not demand it and its a non issue, your posts whine about people demanding sex and how you would feel used.
>>49928149
>I am not trying to make you date me what is the problem? I am literally seeking people who also don't want sex. There is no need being deprived if neither desires it. It sounds like you're bothered that I am not the type of person you want to date because I don't offer what you're looking for. That what makes me different is an insult to you because it makes me undateable.
You somehow made this about me and you, when I am replying to what you said in the context of relationships in general. My personal preference is extroverted social people.
>>49928149
>I don't offer anything and I don't have big demands. I offer friendship, and I expect friendship in return. You feel like I am demanding a lot of things, but we are not in the same target demographic.
Friendship with people who don't want sex is already a non-issue, so your issues might come from not really being a great catch as a friend. You are whining about people expecting sex in friendships.

Have fun

>Business & Finance

>>49928262
Since >>49926504 I have been trying to explain what a relationship between two people who don't want sex entails because it seemed to confuse some people. I think everything after that there is a disconnect in the conversation.

>>49928535
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>>49926327
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>>49923744
who the fuck is that

>>49933170
hey the one man that is behind ALL the things you dislike about kadena