/biz/ - Business & Finance

Haha, I rolled my puts at the fucking top and bought some more!
LET'S FUCKING GO

>AOC is tanking the market

God I hate crabs

AOC yum

AOC going full price-control socialist
at least powell partially smacked her down

politics are fake and gay

this market wants higher

Crab it.

AOC is the Hasan Piker of congress. Literally just a dumb virtue signaling cunt who is only popular because of her looks.

Think about all the unemployed joggers! Just let inflation run away.

I have never had sex

mommy Cathie mommy AOC

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHEN THE FUCK ARE THESE STUPID ASS HEARINGS OVER?
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THE MARKET GET A BREAK FROM THIS FAGGOT DOING MARKETING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY?

Built for BWC

OIL stocks getting hit with price controls.

>>49925588
That's what retarded commie cunts are good for

thoughts on xom or mro?

fuck crabs

This shit is gonna dump so hard and close that Tuesday gap up.

DRIP gang.... im getting worried

this is not sustainable

>>49925611
she gets it on the reg
probably already fucked elon and thats why he became a bear

>>49925595
kek

>>49925619
THE ONLY THING TANKING THE MARKET IS OUR FAGGOT PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION FOR FAGGOTING FAGGOTS THAT HAS TO GO OUT AND DO FAGGOT ASS SPEECHES EVER FAGGOT FUCKING DAY TO PROVIDE COVER FOR **BANKS** TO DUMP THEIR BAGS ON US

>>49925619
good, they'll make me rich

wishing jpow luck...ballsy

Why is BHAT running so hard

>>49925600
literally asks stupid questions like does supply chain issues drive inflation

Big rising wedge on 1 hour SPY should breakdown by the 27th

>>49925611
She looks like my gf

>>49925637
DRIP TOO HARD
THAT SHIT KRAY

>>49925580
You do realize that even at Delta of 1, if your put option is $1/share and the underlying stock is $100, you are taking out 100x leverage right? Retail shouldn't have access to that kind of leverage.

>>49925632
fish are brutal

woah the CEO of SIGA looks like THAT?

XOP, the US oil stock ETF, is now down 30% from its peak just 2 weeks ago.

Why my fucking fertilizer and aluminum stocks going down fucking Russian wont export shit after Q4

>>49925686

retardbros.... we won

>Don't rate hike to normal level. Debt can't be paid.

I was ready to buy SQQQ at 55 it was getting so close I HATE THIS SHIT
I’m losing money on by bearish and getting slaughtered on my longs
God I wish I was smarter and less of a coward

Is stocktwits worth using whatsoever in smg’s expert opinion

>>49925632
>>49925680

>>49925700
lmao no

Biden and the PPT trying to kill OIL stocks.

OIL BARONS DONT GET SHAKEN OUT

>>49925700
no, only pople cheering on their bags.

crabby crabby crabby

>>49925632
wew

>>49925686
>aluminum
There is not a single bid in the copper market. Aluminum is going to struggle.

>>49925694
I have run the market through my proprietary quantum computing algo and predicted the following price movement

I took AP maths btw

WHEN ARE THESE GOD DAMN HEARINGS OVER SO I CAN FUCKING TRADE AGAIN? IN WHAT YEAR WILL POWELL FINALLY STOP APPEARING ON TV EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY?

NRGU cheapies!

>reading off a paper
>has trouble reading
Christ, that's so hard to listen to

>>49925700
stocktwits is like 10x more retarded than /smg/ fr no cap

>>49925745
shut the fuck up. I hope you go bankrupt

>>49925686
Same reason XOP is dying. All winning sectors YTD so far are being crushed. The momentum trade is over, and it's transforming into the typical peak cyclical nowhere-but-down trade.

Looking back 2 years from now, these companies may or may not have earned profits exceeding current mcaps, they may or may not be 2-3x higher, but regardless they're all gonna see 50%+ declines before any potential bounce. The game is up.

>>49925633
I cant find this video without all the logos slapped over it

WHEN IS TECH GOING TO GO BACK UP

I'm going to sell my SIGA shares and buy SIGA calls. Fuck it.

look at that peak american mutt behind jpow

I’d really love it if the nasdaq went red

>>49925700
Stocktwits is the ghosts of traders from 1921

>>49925795
Tranny t*ch is dunzo

>>49925750
Now that's a puddi I haven't seen in a long time.

>>49925776
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
WHEN ARE THESE STUPID ASS HEARINGS OVER SO YOUR FAGGOT OVERLORDS NO LONGER HAVE COVER TO ASSRAPE RETAIL TRADERS ALL DAY EVERY DAY?

BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW MARKET OVERLORD NOW!

I DEMAND YOUR OBEDIENCE PLEB!

>>49925795
Anon... tech has no value

>>49925781
i found it
she fucks a dog

i am disgusted

>wall to wall red on my portfolio

awww yeah

Ooooh..
Husband....
You are buy too many soxl calls..
Now we are homeless..

>>49925700
Stocktwits are the retards who will choose random pennystocks like lottery tickets and then continuously cope that it will blow up in the next two weeks.

Anyone got that JP 'Price In' pic lamo

anyone watching SFT? is this going to take off soon?

Gay sex bros, how we looking?

>>49925830
>I
>Speaking on your own behalf.
You got a lot to learn about lording over plebs.

Press F for Commoditychuds

They flew too close to the sun

>>49925821
learn to read a calendar, and stop crying.

literal retard screeching irl holy fuck, I never th ought I'd meet someone this stupid.

>priced in

MAYBE J POWELL SHOULD *TELL* US WHERE THE MARKET IS
HE MIGHT AS WELL DURING HIS DAILY FIRESIDE ASSRAPING

Jpow keeps reiterating that he will destroy inflation

>>49925838
I know
what I meant was I cant find a version without the watermarks

>>49925878
(You)

>>49925838

PRICED IN

>>49925863
Based spee in the house this morning.

>>49925874
OK I'LL LOOK FOR "JEROME POWELL SHUTS THE FUCK UP DAY" IN 2030 WHEN I'M DONE LITERALLY SCREECHING IRL THANKS

>>49925878
He's giving me the secret hand signal that lets me know what is really happening

>>49925700

Nah, it's mostly a mix of

- WHY STOCK GO DOWN
- Bears doing victory lap over stock going down %1
- SHORTS DIDN'T COVER
- I hate le heckin biden
- I hate le democrats
- Price is going to double just because
- Invest in $PND for huge gains!

> "WE ARE ALREADY PRICING IT IN"

> "ITS ALREADY PRICED IN"

fucking faggot

VRMbros WAGMI

Is SIGA going back to $14?

>>49925907
He literally just told us that bad stuff is priced in.
We're going higher!

i was shorting BRK.B because i had a weird feeling warren buffet was gonna kick the bucket soon but I just closed the position because i felt bad

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOT TALKING ABOUT HOUSING AND CHICKEN WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

There's only one man capable of saving this shit market

Release the Margin Man now..................

watch this shit dump

>I long
>red candle wipes me out
>I go short
>green candle reks me
Crab bros.... I kneel

why wont you chuds just buy a tesla
instead of being a maga boomer on national tv
>get a tesla
>18 year old thots throw themselves at you
>they are broke and very cheap

DO SOMETHING DAVID

kek REV baggies, you're basically funding the bondholders when chapter 11 procedures go through

This guy is such a retard. Why is Powell even there.

>>49925958
>meme lines

what ticker is the greed index?

>>49925958
>watch this poo pee
such is technical analysis

>>49925973
TO MANAGE THE MONEY SUPPLY BY THROTTLING INTEREST RATES AT SOME TARGET LEVEL THROUGH BOND TRANSACTIONS, OBVIOUSLY

>>49925974
if you aren't trading why are you here? just buy vti and go back

>>49925838
Link?

>>49925931
just bought 6k shares

>>49925904
More market days off then ever this year and more mr.p talking everyday to shit up the market.

this guy definitely gets chinese money

>>49926001
I should give you a wedgie TA nerd

this guy was based

>WHY IS JPOW TALKING REEE

literally called by congress and have weekly standups. I knew 4trannies were retarded but this is next level.

>secretary "yelson"

Lol what the fuck is this a guessing game

>>49925700
Maybe it's the Dunning-Kruger effect, but Stocktwits attracts the most retards, which is probably a good thing since they're contained there.

Just loaded up on German index, Spain Index, France Index

THINK OF LATVIA AND ESTONIA

>>49926034
No he was dumb. Everyone I've heard so far has been just there to grandstand and ask nothing of value or anything pertinent to his job.

OH LOOK ANOTHER PIVOTAL MOMENT AFTER CONSOLIDATION AND THEN A MOUNTAIN OF VOLUME COMES IN TO LAY A BIG RED DICK ON OUR FACE
TOTALLY NORMAL
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

I'm demoralized

>Belkin - “short energy and short semiconductors”
Holy shit if this guy is right smg is btfo

THE TIME OF THE FOOD CHADS IS UPON US

>>49926001
TA is still retarded

>>49926054
w-why bro

my country is run by retards

lmao this is a fucking circus

wow, dems sure are butthurt. about to order more of these

this guy is an idiot

>>49925700
Yes, it's really fucking funny to troll losers there.

>>49926088
>>49926097
100x short on America is free money bro

>>49926097
BRO JUST GUESS

WHY ARE YOU DIPSHITS TALKING ABOUT CONGRESS RETARDS' STUPID ASS QUESTIONS LIKE THEY MATTER

Wtf long tqqq short soxl is the new hotness?

WTF I SOLD MY SOXL PUTS TOO FUCKING EARLY WHY THE FUCK IS I ALWAYS AN FUCKING MORON

>all this to just run defense for Biden
>He could have made this point regardless of Powell being there or not so it has literally nothing to do with him.

SIGA 20C

>>49925563
HAHAHAHAHHAHA CANADA FALLING LIKE A SHITCOOOOIIIIIIINNNN

>>49926110
they all are from both sides. All you gotta do is ask him questions and let powell do the work

VROOMCHADS WWA HOW WE FEELIN'?

STOP REDEEMING YOU BENCHODS!!!

>>49926144
FEELIN GOOD

>selloff into yurop close
oh boy

>>49926141
Based, fuck this country. I hope the housing market crashes and boomers lose their real estate investments.

PULL UP

PULL UP

spysisters....

>>49926084
how do you trade? i trade off volume and vwap, is that TA?

AAAAAA SOXL WRONG WAY

LOOS LIKE THE MARKET DOES IS NOT CONFIDENT

>for the THIRD fucking time, the bags are unloaded on dumbfuck retail who thought this was LE EPIK promised meltup!1!1!

Just fucking go down already. For good.
inb4 same exact fucking movement on friday

>>49926054
I really hope you didn't just buy the top of the fucking DAX of all things....

>>49926171
PULL UP PULL UP
PULL UP PULL UP
PULL UP PULL UP

TERRAIN
TERRAIN
PUSH DOWN
TERRAIN
TERRAIN
I REPEAT
PUSH DOWN

>>49926186
post underwater short position(s) gore pls

>>49926144
How does the water stay in the pool with those massive tiddies

>>49926206
I'm literally up. It's just so fucking tiring we're wasting fucking time crabbing.

>>49926186
Line is trending downwards right now though.

holy shit its just straight down

>>49926204
RETARD

RETARD

Why didn't vargas ask powell about bosnia's inflation?

>>49926220
Crabbing is foreplay

Uhhh BOXDbros....VRMimmers are laughing at us...

>>49926141
No shit, our inflation number increased because we’re dragging our feet on raising interest rates just like you burgers.

why tf is SQQQ down more than TQQQ is up

What did the Fed say to crash the market?

>>49926227
>be pilot
>something goes wrong
>last thing you hear is the plane you spent years in insulting you

>>49926170
BITCANADEEECCCCCCTTTTTTTTTT

my G-d what a fake and gay dump

>>49926227
DECREASE ALTITUDE
PUSH DOWN
GIVE UP

I think I'm gunna tune out now and just look for the Marjorie Taylor Greene clip and the short one from Colorado later for a laugh

>THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE I'M NOT HERE I'M USELESS

>Names all euro countries
>Did we give them money
>Doesn't include any amounts from NATO

Dems are full morons- its right in our face.

SPEND MORE THAN $20 ON A BETTER TIE

>yo oil barons check my $drip average

AAAAAAAAAA WTF IS HAPPENING WHAT DID JPOW SAY, DID HE SAAID NIGGER LOVE

>>49926257
she kinda cute tho.

I can't believe these people run our country.

I hate this shit bros.

ayyyoo

post folios right now gaybags

>$1600 SQQQ
>$1800 cash

>>49926257
Me too, I need to take my waging more serious

>NRGU is down 15%
>again

>>49926281
Democracy was and has always been a mistake

Just got out of six figure hell bros

When is this clown circus over?

>>49926314
Into 5 figure shadow realm?

>>49926144
I want to push her over the edge into the water below hehe

>>49926314
Into the 5 figure one?

>>49926281
I wish kids were forced to watch this shit in schools

>>49926300
Pigs getting roasted. They are shorting the oil back into the ground

it's gonna be one of those ridiculous pump to close days isn't it

>>49926293
$600k stocks
$200k cash

gambatte LABD

>>49926319
tomorrow

>>49925683
We found 30% more oil, dripping out of the asses of gay men everywhere.

SIGA sisters why aren't we pumping

>>49926312
Daily reminder that a 300 pound piece of shit that lives his entire life on gibsmedat has the same voting power as you.
I never voted and will never vote.

>>49926314
leapfrogged into 3 figs?

OIL IS RAPING ME WTF

>retarded blacks on the financial services committee in numbers that are overweight to their share of population
we are doomed. there is no way we aren't

>>49926144
Built for BWC

Credit suisse dying.

>>49926321
>>49926324

Yep, hello darkness my old friend

>>49926347
refractory period after cumming

Mumus can't catch a break. No escape from the bag Mumu.

>CVX
>XOM

>>49926347
siga is a stable coin

I'm not having a fun time

should I sell my MRO, oil princesses? my average price is 14.13

I've been at work all day, what did I miss?

Only 60 more points until we're back where we started so we can do this whole fucking circus all over again tomorrow.

Yay.

>>49926401
>tfw bought calls when it dropped to like 28 last week

thank fuck I sold them

Why are all black women in power the ones that say the dumbest shit?

Series question- no /pol/ tier answers please

>>49926402
Jpow reiterated hes going to stop inflation.

Why the fuck is the nasdaq still green

>>49926381
kek

>>49926410
same with every diversity hire; they're not representative of a meritocracy

>>49926351
>leapfrogged into 3 figs?

Not quite that bad yet

>>49926416
wow, groundbreaking.

>>49926410
There is a correlation between black women fucking white men and intelligible speech

>>49926410
Smart people avoid going into politics.

>>49926418
Nothing ever happens

>>49926441
he means in the future, not right now

The american political system is a JOKE

>>49926401
Yeah. It's over for oil.
Market is increasingly pricing in the guaranteed recession/depression that we're actively walking towards.

>>49926445
what? you got an info graph for that?

>>49926441
He looks stressed this time though. Pretty sure yesterday he said 100bp are on the table

>>49926144
I can tell her face is ugly as hell under that mask, but I would still suck those tiddies

>>49926418
you're supposed to slurp tech

>>49926463
>american

>>49925842
That's cute honey. No I bought VOO and VTI. Now let's go home and warm up.

>having hot dogs again for the 5th day in a row for lunch because they're cheap

I'm not gonna make it past 40 am I

>nasdaq green
>tech bear etf's green

>>49926418
A crab has two claws.

>>49926479
Yes the AMERICAN political system

>>49926495
iktfb

Holy fucking shit did this fucking retard just ask JP if they're going to increase interest rates.
I can't believe what I'm listening to

Don't ask me... I don't know what the ffffffff---

>>49926530
how my week has been in WEBM form.

Was 34k in November now rapidly approaching 22k
I’m not good at this game

>>49926495
How about you learnnto cook

>>49926545

Quick /smg/, time to FOMO in!

>>49926495
hot dogs, no buns, are a staple of my diet

Why are semis getting more heemed than other tech sectors?? I don't get it.

Short sbux in case the fda bans assault beverages?

>>49926545
WE DID IT REDDIT

is he okay?

ADM What the fuck

niggers can't even speak english holy fuck

The camera position lmao

what's with all the bats this week?

>>49926605
the negro is speaking through his speakers

>>49926605
>if you only knew how bad things really were

This pumps so fake and gay it asked me if it could suck my dick for $10

i fucking hope that nigger siga gives me some gains so i can purchase the crypto dipperino

>>49926545
meta related?

>>49926555
Well luckily you have a strong foundation of index ETFs that you are DCAing which will soften your landing right anon... right?

I have never bought a call.

>>49926615
>Allow women into congress
>Stock market goes batty
Its AOC's fault.

>about wha recommendation cou be made for the of dis things that we have off sho dat we depen on
lmao

>>49926633

The energy sector is pumping the wrong way

So is the whole point of buying options to just lose money?

STOP SELLING FAGGOTS

>>49926669
Sometimes, you make insane gains

Someone on StockTwits just alerted me to a short signal on SIGA. Turning bearish now.

>>49926653
Meru!

>>49926673
My portfolio is just going out for a pack of smokes.

>>49926129
Don't be sad you didn't time it perfectly
Be happy you got gains

>>49926591
Enjoy your ass cancer

>>49926669
Buy LEAPS for leverage

>>49926653
No I mostly hold amd and TSM and now have some bear etfs that I bought too late

>>49926669
gotta be quick friend, or you aren't using the right strat.
>bto then stc simple as

Top fucking lel. This nigga yelling at the bitch

>>49926689

What happened to the guy who bought $100k of SIGA options?

>>49925563

I succumbed to the crab and opened a bunch of short iron condors on the index etfs.

>CRAB WALK
>Y'ALL DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS CRAB BALK

>>49926705
>Enjoy your ass cancer

ahhh Mr. Kikeman is back
I bet he's gonna crash the market

this hearing feels like nigger/redneck roulette

LMAO how did these kosher rats manage to sink commodities while simultaneously printing more to keep the yields low

my portfolio looks like it got hit with a batista bomb

>>49926347
Patience

>>49926650
They changed their mind about an offering. This stock has been a dog. I took profits at 3.22. Now watch it go to fucking 7 and I end up wanting to rope.

>>49926754
Sometimes all you can do is grab an ice cold Monster and laugh

>>49926734
He took it out and went all in RDBX

>>49926689
>StockTwits

THE GENTLEMENS TIME IS EXPIRED SIR

>>49926772
does anyone have a pepe holding a michelob ultra?

Fucking PLEASE just sell off the market so I can buy SPY at 350

>sherman begging powell not to sell his mortgage backed securities

oh no no no

anybody got a link to the hearing?

I just want a good opportunity to load up on SCHD. Why is this crabbing taking so long.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>49926669
its highly leveraged like but the only risk is what you put in. If you're correct about the direction then you can stand to make alot of money only if the stock is priced more than double digits and/or it moves like 1-5% in your direction. The further out your buy an option based on expiry, the more time you have for it to move in your direction without losing money due to theta decay.
Weekly spy gambles will move quickly and small 1-5% moves can generate alot of profit, but only if you're correct. It's best not to hold these for more than 1 day, but optimally to day trade these because theta decay is very high. If you want to follow the trend, pick a stock that is following closely and buy 1-3 months out and it preferably double digits in the $20-$99 range. You'll be more likely to make money than to lose it to theta decay.

>>49926716
Anon... the market is going to rape correct you if this keeps up...

the market is distracting me from my work

>>49926803
drv?

>>49926801
how much does this whore deadlift?

>>49926811
Why don't you post the girl standing on one leg anymore? I liked that pic

>>49926801
Soon, anon. Be patient.
This oil selloff will lead the whole market lower. Commodities traders always have the best read on actual economic conditions because they follow real data, unlike the tech trannies that run SPY/QQQ.

>>49926804
I’m watching it in a hotel lobby on the Teevee

>>49926823
Well what should I be buying then

Seriously wtf is with oil why does it drop every day

>>49926825
reported to your boss.

>>49926744
Fuckign lost it

>>49926746
> >Enjoy your ass cancer

>>49926839
It was ugly. I told him this new pic is much sexier. Deal with it.

Remember last year when people were buying LEAPs on SPY for guaranteed free money?

kek this guy

>CVX
>XOM
Ya love to see it

>>49926823
Wamy!

>>49926861
Turns out oil doesn't do that well in great depression 2.0

>>49926861

It's basically just crabbing today but oil equities are shitting themselves.

>>49926880

i miss this dude

>>49926889
Sauce? THE NAME NIGGA THE NAME

>>49926901
Are they getting the 5000% tax hammer Brandon is proposing?

>>49926911
baby proportions

>>49926889
Slow and steady. lol.

>>49926669
Yes anon

>>49926825
Furie's a fucking idiot. Potential hottest NFT in the fucking world and he sits on it and sulks because my goobergate nahtzees appropriated muh character.

>GRANHOLM MEETING WITH OIL EXECUTIVES ENDED AFTER AN HOUR

Is this bullish or bearish?

someone pump AMD pls

I will make it my life's mission to take away women's "rights"

>>49926972
>>49926972
>>49926972

>>49926932
Hey, don't forget those monster, uh, 4% dividends that totally keep up with inflation.

>>49926591
I eat kielbasa raw. It's precooked so why bother.

>>49926911
Was it the result of sitting all day on a chair

>>49926862
Foundation pieces. Market indexes, Global indexes, S&P. Do a little research. Once you are built up on these you can start fucking around and experimenting.

>>49926880
>t. low T basedboy starved for protein

>>49926944
The fuck did you buy?

>>49926880
soi boi, fuck filters

>>49927061
> >t. low T basedboy starved for protein

>>49927031
Power lifting + protein powder + no cardio = heart explodes

>>49927306
He died from a blood clot not a heart attack

>>49927371
Close enough. Power lifting is bad news bears in isolation.

>>49925658
And no halts? 200% in 3 hours. I'm looking here https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts