/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49917803
We are the least funniest board

>>49917905
Reminds me of this one

A banana

>>49917826
did he get away with it?

>CCIP

>>49918822
Thanks. I think I understand NFTs now.

>>49918822
genuinely the only use of this meme in years that actually cracked me up

>>49917870
this one is one of my favourite pics it always gets me

This is how I picture you zoomers "buying the dip" in a crypto winter.

>>49919728
Fail

>>49917803
>after buying the dip

>>49917826
Classic white supremacists

>>49919933
t. bought bazingacoin in 2018

>>49919933
Buying a Lexus Kekerino. WANA be kikes buy lexuses

>>49919952
*white supermarketists

>>49919751
What did he think would happen?

>>49919967
is that the New York jewish guy who larps as an orthodox priest? Ive havent seen him in years lol makes sense a schizo like him would be a GME baggie

>>49920006
You can get your shitty BMW or Audi anytime. Nobody's stopping you

>>49918666
uhh im the last box also wtf trips

>>49920136

wheres the humor

>>49919902
Based bipolar coworker

>>49919933
I unironically bought this car. Black LC500 with brown leather interiour.

>>49917803

>>49920310
I'm envious

>>49918261
saved

>>49919902
so what were the reddit suggestions, looks like equally hilarious

>>49920057
it's Brother Nathaniel I think. A jew who converted to orthodox Christianity and hates judaism. He lives in a monastery on a mountain and grew up in California, i guess he traveled to new York for this

>>49919942
It's not explaining what happened... did it actually end up redirecting to pol?

>>49920976
yes it did, this was only last year how new are you?

>>49919889
Dangerously based.

>>49921006
I been on biz since 2017. Must have missed this one, sport

the IRS one always get me

>>49921044
It was quite the rage when it happened.
All popular boards were involved.

>>49919854
It’s amazing there aren’t more mass shootings

>>49920064
obviously we won't get some slow cheap low quality chinkMobil, you enjoy yours, cuck

>>49919902
in factories, these kinds of superwagecucks had all sort of problems happening to them: personal items stolen, machine or tools breaking, ... there was a tacit code among every worker to work at a certain speed and those who tried to increase productivity were dealt with

>>49917905
The only times I kek in this board is always at someone else's literal expense.

>>49917905
/ck/ wants a word with you

>>49921186
Lexus and Toyota consistently make some of the most reliable cars according to unbiased consumer reports. Japanese made cars are amazing and you have zero car experience if you argue otherwise. Hell, they’re highly recommended on the /o/ sticky you retard.
Don’t bother responding, stop spouting shit you know nothing about.

>>49921389
>ugly, slow, low quality interior, uncomfortable
>but at least it's MUH RELIABLE TM ! I heard this on r*ddit

>>49921465
hf paying the extra maintenance costs retard

>>49921532
I'm not a poor chinkoid, so I will enjoy driving my nice Mercedes.
have fun with your incel mobil, but be careful not to drive too fast or you may break something, and you know you can't afford that.

>>49921284
can't wait to see this again in 2 months.

>>49919889
One of the truly innovative uses of the blockchain.

>>49919933
Those are some soft looking girl hands

>>49917855
underrated

>>49919941
>It's very clear we need a first Holocaust
ftfy

>>49917909

I thought euros drive fast, that’s not even highway speed

>>49919827
>ancap memes, if real

Remember that time when Elon pissed off all the pajeets and Turks

>>49918290
Those are a great snack

>>49921845
>working with your hands
Poor detected

>>49920797
https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/m37oyl/how_to_deal_with_a_coworker_who_works_16_hours_a/

>>49917826
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

>>49917870

>>49919854
Must be getting bad. I worked there for 6 months out of college and they didn't care as long as it was the right color

>>49920907
thats his name, hes a larper people have contacted Orthodox church about him and he isnt really a member of clergy. I think he was a monk for a few weeks but got kicked out or something

>>49918261
i love this thread. this is the best thing to ever happen to cryptofags. they can all learn from this, even though i guess only one paid the price.
imagine your time horizon for profits being so short, you click a link, see an order form, and you don't even read a single fucking word or number on it. FOMO is real, and it will kill you.

>>49917803
Legitimate question:
Im a /poltard and have been a no-coiner until now. I bought like 300$ worth, mostly Matic and a bit of BTC some days ago. I know its nothing, but im going to invest more as im able to. Should i stick with Matic and BTC? Should i buy a Ledger or is it relatively safe to keep it in the exchange? Im a bit lost kek

>>49918666
the first two boxes are the same thing, and the last two boxes are the same thing
get thee behind me, satan

>>49919902
a good leader would instantly put these three faggots on a different, experimental product. this would never get to HR.
if their work eventually fails -- because they're obviously shitters and the chance is high -- their team is cut. problem solved.
>t. director

>>49921220
in other words, 99% of workers in factories belong there, and don't deserve better than they have.

>>49917889
>put $60 into this shitcoin for the shits and giggles
>damn thing becomes $150 at some point
>don't leave
>fucking thing becomes $8 later
>fuck
>goes back to being $48
>take it out because I wanted to get drow ranger arcana skin in dota 2

>>49918261
>>49922411
someone explain i'm retarded with crypto

>>49920976
It did but OP was a fag and changed the link to something else a few minutes after.

>>49921964

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>>49919902
I remember when I first started waging I was this guy, I fell for the boomer meme of working hard will get you places. I remember people just rage quitting because they couldn’t handle my crazy work speed, one guy had a heart attack trying to keep up.

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>>49919967
>>49923654
these are my favorites

>>49921389
>Poorfag parroting other poorfags cope

>>49922680
99% of workers need to be wagies, someone needs to do the low level work. Waging harder just means everyone needs to wage even harder the next day. For what?
It's not like being a superwagie gets you a promotion, being a superwagie means you are perfect to remain a wagie. Adjusting your pace to fellow wagies is rational self interest. If you want a promotion just schmooze and don't fuck up too much.

>>49919933

Highway 1, still looks like early morning. Nice drive.

>>49921984
What did he do?

>>49925268
Fudded dogecoin or crypto in general I think

>>49918290
I would like getting a banana.
>Not full of artificial sugar
>Taste good
>prevents sore muscles

>>49921103
Don't come to work tomorrow...

>>49921984

>>49924566
pretty sure even that is a lie
the trick to promotion is riding the job interview cock carousel until you luck out

>>49922108
thanks fren

>>49921984
>>49925538

>>49919838
Absolutely based!

>>49918261
no way this is real
oh my god some people

>>49919941
He got confused with what he saw when he was astroturfing pol with his kike shit and blamed redditors.

>>49923771
This sounds more like a peak autist than a hard worker. He just really gets into what he's doing.

>>49918822
So basically if storefile.com stopped hosting the image wojak would own nothing?

>>49925662
>pajeet
>people

>>49926133
true

>>49917905
>least funnier board
After /his/, /sci/, /int/...

>>49918822
NFTs BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY

>>49919854
>middle management got paid appropriately for these rhymes

>>49920057
https://odysee.com/@BrotherNathanael:e

>>49917855
>tfw you invest into oil and it tanks

>>49917855
kek

>>49921984
>the coins are dropping my bastard
Pajeets trying to speak english is so funny

>>49921900
you can drive as fast as you like on many parts of the german autobahn but 100 km/h (60miles/h) is the limit on rural roads

>>49927897
I did 265 km/h over there. The only good thing about germanistan. I think libshits are trying to remove even that

>>49918261
>I wish life was this easy
I hope he got to at least experience the shitcoin craze

>>49925451
>Not full of artificial sugar
Modern banana was literally breed to have so much sugar as a fruit can have.

>>49918261
WTF 5 years later and look at the scammer's address:

https://etherscan.io/address/0x3f5ce5fbfe3e9af3971dd833d26ba9b5c936f0be#comments

That's some srs dedication

>>49917870
Lmao

>>49918261
fuuuck i remember this. genius scammer lmao
>>49919915
ohnonononono
>>49928126
hotel mining anon is based

where's onlyfans burp anon?

>>49923678
It is equal to 5 though

LOL

>>49917905
you are like little babby

>>49926118
Just... Just shut up!!

>>49929432
>future of finance

>>49917870
this is actually a /fit/ one, you have to admit it's much funnier there
probably because /biz/ is 99% jeet shills and scams

>>49929480
high risk means high reward

>>49929442
why

>>49929527
That's right. Which are you engaging on? Remember always invest what you can afford to lose. I basically do this in all my investment so I can stay sane in case things don't go rightly. I did that in LUNA , UST ,LINK, VRA and even SYLO. LUNA and UST didn't go well for me but still waxing strong because of my principle.

>>49917870
that hand.

>>49921594
all Mercedes made after the 90's are junk, don't reply if you didn't own/drive an old one

>>49929859
Agree, I also prefer the old 1994 c-class we had compared to the 2008 one. Everything plastic now, no wood as it was with the old one.

Aestheticwise I have to admit I like the old CLS model, I think 2004?

>>49919913
It's so tiring bros. Like idgaf about free lunch, trips, zoom magic shows, just fucking pay me and ill go along with it fucks sake.

>>49929074
anon...

>>49917889

Lost it

>>49917803
Hahahaha
So funny picture.
But on a serious not, some people made fortune from crypto investment. Probably buying some ETH and BNB. Will continue staking my Egld and Ride bags. Hopefully in the next bull run, I make good profits.

>>49925719
>Passive investing
>Actively managed fund

>>49925488
I recognize that currency

>>49919889
>spent $10 to insult a tranny online
kek

>>49919967
Is that Brother Nathaniel?

>>49923271
why are you here

>>49917855
That would and should be where you put your money in after such a massive sell off.
>>49917887
I have both, cuck.

>>49922413
Hbar is /pol/ approved coin.

>>49932854
because i'm retarded with crypto

>>49933850
youre not retarded, youre lazy.
lazy fat piece of shit

>>49917803
funny meme here

>>49934039
tell em

>>49917855
Chris Watts is a scumbag