/biz/ - Business & Finance

Probably the same thing. Too big a risk of being tracked down and charged with some offense. Besides, it's only 400 bongbux, I'm not some poorfag.

They’re chavs but I’d do the same thing. I’m not poor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cupo63T_Bcs

>>49917272
Oi that 400 quid innit

>>49917272
Unironically hand it back in
Not my money

>NOOOOO, YOU NEED TO STEAL FREE MONEY
No I don't
My morals are worth more than 400 pounds

Fucking keep the money lmao

>>49917313
Bait

Free money is free money. I'd have done the same thing as a kid but now I'd take it and flip off the ATM camera.
It's not someone else's money. It's the bank's money. And fuck the bank.

>>49917313
>Morals

This is why you will forever be poor.

>all these moralfags in here saying
>WELL I-I-I'M JUST NOT POOR THAT'S ALL
>HAHA YOU HAVE TO BE NOT POOR TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULDN'T TAKE FREE MONEY
Nigger if anything, it's probably a jewish company. Therefore my morals guide me explicitly to taking it.

I'm rich so i don't need it, I'd leave the 400 pounds there for some poor person to steal it instead,
fuck banks

>>49917272

Why not just let him keep the money?
It would be good PR for them and it's literally just a writeoff

>>49917290
This. Happens all the time with people mistakenly receiving large deposits into their bank accounts. They spunk it all in a few days and then pay the price big time when they're inevitably caught. People are so fucking stupid. Kid was smart.

>>49917380
Overheads anon. Asda, subsidiary of Walmart, is only successful because of a strict adherence to the laws of capitalism. Walmart keep their money, the slave gets a voucher he will use in their store, the media get a feel good story.

This is how the world works

>>49917272
I'd take the free money but only because i hate jews and banks if it was a physical person money I'd give it back

>>49917272
i'd charge the bank 40000 for telling them how i did it.

>>49917387
>Happens all the time with people mistakenly receiving large deposits into their bank accounts. They spunk it all in a few days and then pay the price big time when they're inevitably caught.

Withdraw it, stick it all on a x100 meme coin. Deposit the exact amount that was given in error, inform bank, look like a hero, make off into the sunset with a fortune.

>>49917387
I'd argue deposits are more traceable than you grabbing cash the atm spit at you.

>>49917449
all ATMs have cameras in them.

>>49917360
Based rich sama

>>49917387
I've literally stolen tons of money and shit and never gotten caught. I mean blatantly too. Me and my friends used to walk right in these stores and just steal anything we wanted and go home.

The bank wouldn't go out of their way to do the same for you, fuck em

I actually found a wallet recently. I inspected its contents and found two main things: ID belonging to a high school kid, and $30 cash. I replaced the wallet and pocketed the cash. I didn’t even consider pulling the credit cards etc since they would be easily traceable. I can’t imagine being a returnfag, that $30 is forever mine

>>49917478
Oh no! Anyways.

>>49917272
I'd punch the boy in the face and take his voucher

what the hell is wrong with britbongs? Even little kids look awful. He looks like an alcoholic and he's not even 10 years old.

>>49917526
completely different retard

>>49917272
keep it

>me and 3 friends line up at ATM in mall
>first friend takes out $200
>ATM give double doesn't charge account on receipt
>second friend takes out $200
>gives double
>OMFGWTF
>start taking out $500 at a time (atm max)
>try to keep it cool
>bros yelling and flashing wads
>more people join line
>they realize
>huge scene
>people yelling
>you have been twice im still waiting!
>almost violence
>ATM OUT OF CASH
>run away
made $1500 that day, nothing ever happened. this was 2014

>>49917617
god why can't this happen to me

>>49917613
Yeah it is, the chance of getting caught is much greater. Do you realize the amount of resources it takes to open an investigation by these companies? 400 dollars is nothing. they will just let it slide. Probably wont even check the cameras

>>49917272
white bois are dumb

>>49917628
it was one of those super atm teller machines.
the ones where you can deposit checks

>>49917601
Very simple but yet tragic. The ruling upper class in england mass breed ugly looking, low iq underclass worker in mass for hundreds of years. This is the end result of long time genetic selection for very ugly, low iq but obedient genes so they could have a large work force for the fields, navy and army and later for the factories.

>>49917313
It’s the kali yuga retard.
NGMI moralfagging.

>>49917272
Take the cash. I can give it back later if they notice.

>>49917272
jack maid mum praud after handin ova 400 quid afta't got spat out boi an asda atm
Jesus christ and the faces to go along with, good riddance bongs, good thing we wont have to see you any time soon over here

>>49917896
Islam will save them.

>return the money because its wrong to steal from your masters
>keep the money and the masters will punish the workers in the long run
there's no winning

>>49917340

And you are the reason jews control the world.

>>49917272
I misread this as "Boy who handed in £400 spat on" at first

>>49917387
in the UK it isnt illegal to keep that money. if the ATM just spat it out for no reason, on to the floor, then its on public property, if you leave things unsecured on public property in the UK you have no rights to claim it.

>>49917313
Get the FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD, GOY.

>>49917313
>Morals
You're on biz ffs you have to realize that all investing is a ponzi scam that depends on next sucker to hold your bags for you to profit. There's nothing moral about biz. That 400 quid is mine sorry

>>49917989
so if you drop your bennies on the street its not your money anymore? god save the queen

>>49917989
I'll take it anyway and claim that I self identify as public property therefore it belongs to me

>>49917313
you're aware the bank that owns the ATM print the money out of nothing, right ?

>>49917969
>Believing jews control the world

Stay poor retard

>>49917313
Can you eat morals? Are you a moralsvore? Take the fucking money, you pathetic wretch.

>>49917989
Yeah, gonna call bs on that one. Source?

>>49918061
haha
well the idea is you have forgotten about it. same happens with bicycles all the time. even if you leave it without a locked gate its a grey area which is a bit of a joke desu

>>49918101
I'm actually having a moral crisis myself lately. It's amazing how many threads popping up have to do exactly with the crisis I'm having. Do I invest when I know it's morally wrong or do I remain poor and hungry? What does God want if he's real, does he understand? Does he care? I don't know wtf to do anymore after realizing it's all a ponzi scam. I've been going crazy all week trying to determine how to live and keep going one way then the other

>>49917422
>Withdraw it
>Stick it all on a "x100 meme coin"
>Uh oh! You got rugged by Pajeet!
>Lose all the money
>Get arrested

>>49918171
Why get arrested if the bank willingly gave you money? You didn't hold them at gun point

>>49918187
Because they didn't 'willingly' give you money.

>>49917930
That is literally Britbongs last hope, otherwise its down the "shitter" of history for these dysgenic mongoloids.

>>49918236
If it's deposited in my account by the bank, that's willingly. Otherwise they can just say "oops, over the past several years we've accidentally given you more dividend than we intended. You owe us $3,000"

>>49917272
He's a good boy. I wish him the best of luck. They should have given him 20£ in cash tho as a reward.

>>49917617
Lmao, sounds like as if rich bankers made it on purpose just to watch the peasants go apeshit, like feeding bread to pigeons

Holy shit, look at that Minnesota-style "smile"

>>49918099
kike

>>49917272
My self respect is worth more than that so I'd turn in the card too

>>49917313
It's not even about morals. They would track him down and charge him.
>>49917322
>>49917272
There are security cameras on every ATM. It's not like you found it on the sidewalk.

>>49917313
child gives back 400
>>49917617
adults nearly fight over each other to abuse bug.

>>49917290
Tracked down? The ATM has the transaction filed as going through properly and the camera only catches your face... there would have been no evidence

>>49917290
Some company accidentally paid me 5.5k last year and still haven't noticed. Tax year has ended meaning they never will notice either. Non-dilators understand this.

>>49917313
The bank earned that 400 through predatory interest fees and frivolous charges on top of fractional reserves. $400 won’t break the bank, but could cover groceries for someone in need. You’re right it’s not your money, but it’s not the bank’s either goy

>>49917357
They are buck broken numales scared of everything. Stealing someone else money is wrong, but that money is from the bank, it is public duty for anyone to take as much as possible.

>>49917569
once i was a retard and left my withdrawal in the atm. just grabbed my card and thought 'yup im done here lmao' and walked off. went back when i realised 10 mins later and it was gone. about 7 years later i got a letter from the bank saying they had recorded a withdrawal that was not collected and had been fed back into the atm, and the money was put back into my account. i was amazed, honestly

>>49917387
>when they're inevitably caught
Anon... the average wagie cannot be bothered to investigate this shit.

>>49920077
so you gave the bank a interest free loan for 7 years?

>>49917313
Giga Chad energy.

>>49920123
i did, and of all the possible results to such a stupid course of action, thats probably the best thing i couldve hoped for

>>49919950
>the camera only catches your face
Which is enough to hunt you down. There are cameras all over Moscow now, in every single commieblock, that are connected to a centralized facial recognition system. There is no escape.

>>49917272
Keep it?
Let them threaten me and only give in at the last moment. Let them waste thousands on man hour costs and stupid letters for 400 bong money. Lmao

>>49917357
>calling anyone a nigger kike gives me the moral high ground to be a dishonest nigger
You're maybe a drop of shitstain in the bucket of crap that low trust societies are but you're still contributing to it.

I found a 220 dollar watch on the sidewalk

in my country I would get a 10% finders fee, half of that would be wasted on bus fares to the police station and back. fuck that.

>>49918268
They can "just say" whatever they want. They're the bank. They own our culture.

>>49917272
I would probably hang on to it for a year and if they didn't say anything keep it.

>>49917340
Wtf did the rebuilds do to Misato?

>>49919950
>there would have been no evidence
Nigga
The ATM counts the bills

>>49917313
Ah yes goy read the book we wrote and derive your morals from it hehe
Us? Oh nonono we don't follow those morals we have our own book and it says you're cattle that needs to be killed. But don't read it that's not important remember your MORALS hehe

>>49918017
Fucking kek

>>49917340
>reacts with anime pictures
>pretends he isn't poor
Oh, you :)

>>49917272
Give it back, it’s not mine. My dignity, pride and ego would prevent me from even considering not to.

This kid is going to grow into a gay cunt for sure

>>49917664
This.
Brits are the successful slaverace. Mutts failed because they're too low iq.
You have to find the perfect balance.

>>49919176
>kike

>>49918474
There was a common hack a few years ago where people realised that businesses that buy in those non-bank ATMs were just leaving the default admin password as is. You could tap some key combo and inform the machine that the $20 drawer only contains $10. It will happily dispense twice the notes and tell your bank the amount you requested. Good chance someone fucked with it and ran away.

>>49917526
N

In this pathetic excuse of a country and in this economy I'd happily just take the money. Also those disgusting goblins of people should be killed.

>>49917290

i'd take the money and give it to someone in need. laugh at both the greedyfags and the moralfags

>>49917664
Always has been.

>>49917272
Free money is free money

>>49917360
based

>>49918139
invest and donate to (good?) charity when u make it

>>49917664
The Hellfire clubs, while overtly satanic by many accounts, were actually more interested, at least within the inner circles, with the neo-pagan worship of the Goddess Venus and Roman god Bacchus.

To supply their orgies, the Hellfire clubs and others of their like, maintained close business ties with brothel owners, who began to act as their procuresses. Over time, these orgies and other such deviant activities, were moved inside the brothels themselves, as exclusive events hosted by brothel hostesses.

Of these there was Charlotte Hayes, who organised an annual child orgy for British elites called the The Feast of Venus. Then another, Elizabeth Falkland, operated an exclusive high society brothel called The Temple of Mysteries which specialised in sadism.

>>49917664
“At this point in the inquiry, the difficulty again occurred to me how was it possible for these outrages to take place without detection. The midwife, when questioned, said there was no danger. Some of the houses had an underground room, from which no sound could be heard, and that, as a matter of fact, no one ever had been detected. The truth about the underground chambers is difficult to ascertain. Padded rooms for the purpose of stifling the cries of tortured victims of lust and brutality are familiar enough on the Continent. "In my house," said a most respectable lady, who keeps a villa in the west of London, "you can enjoy the screams of the girl with the certainty that no one else hears them but yourself."

The Maiden Tribute of Modern Babylon I: the Report of our Secret Commission W. T. Stead (The Pall Mall Gazette, July 6, 1885)

>>49917272
I would have returned the money to Shekelstein Goldberg as government law dictates and request my mandatory prison time

>>49917664
“London's lust annually uses up many thousands of women, who are literally killed and made away with–living sacrifices slain in the service of vice. That may be inevitable, and with that I have nothing to do. But I do ask that those doomed to the house of evil fame shall not be trapped into it unwillingly, and that none shall be beguiled into the chamber of death before they are of an age to read the inscription above the portal–"All hope abandon ye who enter here." If the daughters of the people must be served up as dainty morsels to minister to the passions of the rich, let them at least attain an age when they can understand the nature of the sacrifice which they are asked to make.”

The Maiden Tribute of Modern Babylon I: the Report of our Secret Commission W. T. Stead (The Pall Mall Gazette, July 6, 1885)

>>49920581
based

>>49917313
Based and honest-pilled!

>>49917313
Based.

If you wouldnt keep the 400$, youre NGMI in this world

>>49917272
I would know how bad things really are.

>>49917272
wouldn't they just charge them the extra $400? That's how false deposits go at banks

>>49927065
i broke my screen

>>49917578
Kek one time I found a wallet which had 9$, a 10$ gamestop gift card and a middle schoolers school id. I kept the cash and gift card and tossed it back on the street.


If it was a real wallet with an adults belongings, I would keep the cash and return the cards, and I expect anyone else to do the same to me.
The cash is the finders fee

>>49917313
>Not my money
my wallet my crypto

>>49917272
Is picture men media some kind of gay playboy magazine and why the fuck was the kid playing with that

>>49927196
>yeah sorry man this is how I found it
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>>49917272
It's important to instill in young people respect for the property of their capitalist overlords.

That kids expression.
Looks like someone who learned how to turn £400 into £10

>>49917272
I'd take the dinner with Jay Z

>>49917313
Based and Moralpilled. Funny watching all the seething tranny fags in this thread bitch and moan when a real man of character shows up. Pathetic really.

>>49917387
> transfer money to the wrong account number
>sorry sweaty, user error no recourse
>some company accidentally transfers you money
>sorry sweaty that's a crime
Stop using banks

>>49917313
stfu FAGGOT i bet you WEIGH 400 pounds

>>49920581
>>49924984
Hi, /r/eddit is that way >

>>49917272
return it. would be considered theft and potentially banned for life at banks.

>>49919888
children are stupid

>I EXPECT A BIGGER REWARD FOR TURNING IN MONEY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HAPPENS IN VIDEOGAMES!

>>49917272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM

>>49917272
>his face

>>49917290
400 bucks isn't enough that you'd get charged with a crime. I'm pretty sure once I heard a story about a guy who gamed the machine into handing him 1000 bucks when he was broke and he kept it with no consequence.

>>49917313
based

>>49917526
fucking nigger go back to africa

>>49917272
this happened to me once, except it was $50 and it was spontaneously added to my metro pass by a glitchy machine. fuck yeah i kept it, metro is expensive.

>>49917272
Reminds me of the time when I found a purse on the floor and stole £200 from within it and dumped it in a nearby bin, I was too scared to try use any cards or shit. Bet that roastie had a bad day and spend a while getting all her cards and ID back kek.

>>49917313
Anyone hear the story of the guy who figured out an ATM transferring exploit while abroad and basically generated over a million in euros over months, then turned himself in because he was constantly paranoid of being caught?

>>49917272
Not participate in bait threads other than to tell everyone that has know that they are massive gaping faggots

>>49917664
All of the bongs with good genes went to the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa. The current bong population are the losers who couldn't make it out.

I paid about 800 euros for 2 plane tickets and got all of them charged back. It still says my payment is confirmed. Tried sending them a message about it but I'm not getting a reply. What do?

>>49920231
This.

>>49917272
>be 90s kid
>arcade life
>change machine gives 5 quarters for every dollar
>make $60

>mfw found like £10 in coins between seats in the barber shop as a kid
>my barber told me to pocket it and keep it
>told my mum and later bought a new shrek game on the ps1


life was good

>>49917340
You know what would make me feel rich?
A FUCKING FUNCTIONING CIVILIZATION

>>49917272
i can get returning money to some average guy, but returning things to fucking banks and other oligarch-tier institutions is beyond me
>single mother

>>49917272
If a kid could turn in the 400 then I could too. Simple as.

>>49917290
>>49917387
... I got $800 deposited in my account last year from some Sri Lankan type of name don't know anyone like that. Just kept it. No one said a word. It's fucking simple. And actually now that you mention it my dumb father in law who had a stroke actually transferred money to a guy accidentally and the bank wouldn't take it out of his account obviously so they would only consider doing anything if he was able to contact the guy and go into the bank with him..... Which means they would have sat there while two private citizens conducted a bank transfer in front of them. There is no recourse.

>>49917526
nigger, that's because you are a protected species

>>49917322
Anyone ITT who unironically gives the money back because
>ohhh they can trace you
is a fucking retard, just take the damn money, you think this shit doesn't happen daily? i bet it would cost them more to locate the money than it's even worth

>>49917578
karma will get you

>>49919950
This anon is right lmao the people who maintain ATMs are just the average red sweaty guy that comes to a business every Monday.
Plus even if they did catch you, you should basically say oh well, your mistake not mine, be more careful next time hehehe.
There is no court that would bother taking such a worthless case on.
>£400? What do you mean? I never got £400

>>49917313
>morals
>the reason to not take free money from a fucking bank
You are unironically not going to make it.

>>49917339
In a roundabout kind of way it is someone else's money since banks operate entirely on other people's money, but it's their fucking problem for making faulty machines lol fuck banks

>>49917272
>atm spats out 400 bucks
>mother spots an opportunity and makes son give it back
>now she can go to the news outlet and cash in 1k for an interview of this heartwarming story

>>49917290
Same here

>>49917387
>>49917290
We've got some good goys itt, sad

>>49917578
One time I found a dead kid on the street and picked his pockets and took his flip flops.

>>49917272
take the £400 lmao, that's literally nothing to a bank and they fuck over their clients all the time.

>>49917272
Take it and avoid that part of town for a while.

>>49917272
>be me
>middle school
>walking down hall
>running hand across locks as I walk
>recieve punishment for alegedly tampering with other people locks

This kid was just "playing" on the atm though and got 10 bucks and probably an icecream to boot. Fucker.

>4chan = take it
>reddit = give it back
very interesting to see the division between real posters and goy tourists itt

>>49917526
what the fuck anon. get your life on track you dumbass

>>49937144
shut up fag

>>49937211
look, I'd probably take cash laying in front of an ATM, but stealing from a store is something completely different. grow up

>>49917313
Good goy

>>49937308
>but stealing from a store is something completely different
who cares if he fucks up that is his problem, you're too comfortable acting like another man's parent, it's dweeb normie bitch shit
>grow up
cool 4chang post bro

>>49917272
Oi! You got a loicense for that voucher?

>>49917526
Ask me how I know you're black.

>>49917578
literal nigger