/biz/ - Business & Finance

This meme is not funny because no one is married on /biz/

>>49913259
Jannies do the needful for my sweet little potato

>>49913259
>>49913278
>honey, did you edge the driveway? i know you mowed but did you edge? you need to go edge, otherwise it looks sloppy
>honey, you need to wax my car, i know you washed it but we have to protect the paint, will you just go wax it
>honey, you need to cancel that fishing trip with your dad. you two just went a couple years ago. i know he just beat cancer again but he's already done that once, he'll be okay. we need you to get stuff done around here
>honey, we need to clean out the garage. you always say we just drag everything out in the driveway and then put it back and it doesn't actually organize or improve anything, but we still need to do it. can you get out there after work and do it? it's only 94 so it's not too hot
>honey, you're in a turn lane, you need to leave your signal on. i know you signaled to get into the turn lane, and it's turn-only so you can't do anything but turn, but you need to leave the signal on. turn it on, please. turn it on, now.
>honey, the kids can wait, we need to go look at paint samples, you can play with them some other time
>honey, quit asking for sex, just stop. it doesn't turn me on when you ask. no, don't touch me. just leave me alone, i don't want to have sex. go take care of it yourself as long as you clean it up.

>>49913259
>>49913280
>>49913390
have sex pls

>>49913446
bend over

>>49913259
is there an nft series of this?

nagging milady

>>49913390
Lol nice punchline

>>49913390
Obssessed.

>>49913278
I am

>>49913390
Goddamn I heard that turn lane one in my mother's voice

>>49913278
>no one in /biz/ is married
you forget this is the cursed timeline version of /pol/

>>49913446
>honey, quit asking for sex, just stop. it doesn't turn me on when you ask. no, don't touch me. just leave me alone, i don't want to have sex. go take care of it yourself as long as you clean it up.

>>49913446
Trad wife wont let him, hes too busy making sure the zestimate is up

>>49913259
awesome.

>>49913390
based.

>Honey, I need breasts implants to raise our zestimate. Silvia recently got one and the male groomer at the salon noticed! I know I'm 52 and have a kid but this will change my life.

>>49913390
I wish my wife would at least nag me to do work. It's like she doesn't even recognise that there even is anything to do. If I don't do it, it just doesn't get done.

>>49913278
it is and I am

>>49913259
kek
>>49913278
wrong
it is

>>49913278
Its hilarious

cope more "trad" female

>>49913278
This meme is very good sir.

>>49913259
I don't get it its a funny meme and about as biz related as the retarded pepes and apus so whatz the deal janniez?

>>49913278
heh y-yea no-one's m-married here a-anon

>>49913278
It is funny as fuck and I'm happily married. I would kms if my wife was "trad" like this

>>49913259
Spend every weekend for 5 years remodeling and maintaining the house
>honey this isn't working I'm leaving you I just want half your shit, the house and alimony until I get remarried which I won't

>>49913259
Why are you obsessed with Zestimate OP?

>>49913390
This is too specific to be made up

>>49917089
i know that feel fellow boomer

These are my new favorite threads.

>lol my wife says
Literal boomer thread

>>49913278
I am...BUT NOT FOR MUCH LONGER!!!
never settle anons and never let anyone breach a boundary. Those are red lines for a reason and no amount of counseling will overcome that.
>>49917944
Never marry if you don't love her, find attraction in her mother, respect her father, and get along with her friends. If any of these are missing the others must compensate heavily.

he lied

it is funny

also i learned that granite kitchentops are out and expanded my knowledge about wet bars

thanks zenestimate guy

>>49913390
the turn lane one made me kek hard

>>49913390
Delete this

>>49913390
This is why I'm gay.

>>49913259
>be me
>marry dream qtπ
>buy her house
>have three kids
>she's a great mom and stay at home wife
>she's frugal so we can save and invest
>she keeps it tight and we frequently have sex
Feels good man

>>49917902
>I would kms if my wife was "trad" like this
Let me guess, you prep the bull?

>>49922031
Not in this market

>>49913390
>honey, did you edge
>you need to go edge
Stopped reading there

>>49921916
and then you wake up and see that LINK is below 7 bucks again

>>49913278
That is until /pol/ boomers flooded this board, now it's full of married cucks