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Unironically, what are the best careers for a coomer that wants to make decent money while banging mid-20's thots?

>> No.49912230

>>49912203
coomer

>> No.49912242

>>49912203
Work for a cruise line

>> No.49912243

>>49912203
porn
also the combined wealth in that image is 23 dollars

>> No.49912251

>>49912203
Ask Uncle Terry

>> No.49912261

>>49912203
Whatever makes you the most money that you can do well. When it comes to whores all that matters is money and status. Don't be fooled by the fairy tales of le personality and true love. They will find any personality fine when it's wealthy.

>> No.49912267

>>49912203
imagine the smell

>> No.49912268

what's it called when girls over 22 disgust you? I can instantly tell when a girl is above 22. 16-18 is the sweet spot

>> No.49912287

>>49912242
havent been on a cruise but i was told its mostly boomers, are there lots of young people that go on cruises?

>> No.49912292

>>49912261
You actually have to look good and have a magnetic personality you incel fat freak. Money won't make you attractive

>> No.49912336

>>49912261
>They will find any personality fine when it's wealthy.
this is bullshit

>> No.49912343

>>49912292
Quit telling lies you dumb vapid hole. You and your retarded friends will hop on whatever is trendy and has access.

>> No.49912353

>>49912203
photographer

>> No.49912364

>>49912292
>>49912343
it's right, I'm loaded and attractive with a big dick and still can't get chicks because I'm fucking autistic

>> No.49912371

>>49912336
Let me tell you something it's much harder to cultivate real wealth and status than it is to cultivate an inviting personality by reading some meme text and maybe tuning into a life coach. Get fucking real. If you don't have money you dont have anything.

>> No.49912465

>>49912203
1. Selling sperm
2. If you have seven-to-eight inches and do it at least 6 times a day every day of the month, then a gigolo or male escort. If you are ripped, a lot of thirsty bitches will be throwing money at you during livestreams and Onlyfans. Ez Six figures in a yr, just stock up on viagra and steroids

>> No.49912713

>>49912267
don't need to anon, the smell is cocobutter

>> No.49912775

>>49912465
I am jacked and I'm cialis anyway. Can I do this if my hairline is gone?

>> No.49912805

>>49912336
Look at Harvey Weinstein.

>> No.49912868 [DELETED] 

>>49912343
I'm 28 and poor as shit but blessed by jesus in the face and lenght department and because of that I fuck cute college sluts every weekend. Looks are very important.

>> No.49912899

>>49912343
I'm 28 and poor as shit but blessed by jesus in the face and lenght department and because of that I fuck cute college sluts every weekend. Looks are very important.

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>>49912203
1. Look like gigachad
2. Have a big hard long lasting peepee
3. Have a kike buddy of yours get you in the thot fucking pornography hustle
4. ???
5. Profit.

>> No.49913016

>>49912203
Club promoter, had a friend and he always handed off thots to the crew on nights out like he was keeping spares. Drove M series whenever he pulled up.

>> No.49913051

>>49912899
ok dutchfag

>> No.49913056
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>>49912203
just be a nigger and a jew will eventualy hire you to fuck white american women on camera
you will be famous and loved by white males and will fuck a bunch of hot females while earning some money

>> No.49913086
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49913086

>>49912203

A pornstar...

>> No.49913459

>>49912287
The other staff, you retard.

>> No.49913478

>>49912268
Being based

>> No.49913493

>>49912287
I think he means that the workers are young and since they are stuck on a cruise ship for months at a time all the co-workers only have eachother to have sex with so if you are moderately good looking you can get lots of sex working on a cruise line

>> No.49913587

>>49913056
I have a 7 in dick. How do I transition into black so I can profit from this?

>> No.49913641

>>49912203
onlyfans manager

>> No.49913748

>>49912203
sales. With a lot of travel.

>> No.49913778

>>49912268
basado and maturepilled

>> No.49913800

>>49912775
Go Skinhead and have that untatted prison look.
Bitches go crazy for that, they want the danger without the dangerous consequences

>> No.49913866

retards itt...

buy a professional dslr and start taking pics of them, bitches love a good photographer and they will sleep with you easily

>> No.49913867

>>49913587
You should never have a problem getting women in my life. My dick is basically same size but my 5 inch bud does this too:
Just wear sweatpants and boxers when you're being casual and I promise, women will look at your dong. You honestly just need to find a way to relate to them in conversation and have them think about your penis a few times and you're in the door to bang 90% of women.
Women who chase blacks only are pretty rare and in my experience logic and wit is more attractive than body anyway.

>> No.49913875

>>49912713
kek, that's hot actually

>> No.49913975
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RESTAURANT GENERAL MANAGER

if u dont get to fuck one of those employees then u will be an incel forever and ever.

>> No.49914128

>>49912203
Supermarket Manager.

>> No.49914288

>>49912268
normies will call u a pedo

>> No.49914333

>>49912203
Every single one of those whores disgust me.

>> No.49914390

>>49912203
coke dealer

>> No.49914437

>>49912268
For most of our natural history you would've a normal human being. Now you 're part of the rare few who hasn't fallen to modern feminist bullshit

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49914487

Being a bouncer in a college bar is pretty awesome but you probably aren't buff or good looking enough to do it. You also can't be socially retarded so crypto shits are automatically disqualified.

>> No.49914504

>>49914487
Commodity investors only.

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>>49912203
Drug dealer they may not have teeth but that work's in your favor

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>>49912267
I'm trying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49914751

>>49912203
CEO (Cooming executive officer) at Coom Heavy Industries

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49915020

Vinu hoarder, that's the best job for a retard like you, and honestly, you might just make it

>> No.49915039

>>49912203
I like these sluts, thanks for posting

>> No.49915042

>>49915020
pajeet shouldn't you be selling worthless gpus to feed your village?

>> No.49915046

>>49912203
i wanna coom onions milk over them

>> No.49915070

>>49912203
work in hospitality in a university city

>> No.49915221

>>49915042
>A pajeet owns multiple GPUs worth thousands while i own nothing
im speechless

>> No.49915268

>>49912203
Drug dealer. Women will do disgusting things for a free hit. It's almost difficult to put into words how slutty these women are.
If we're talking about non-criminal careers, the key is to be around a lot of women in that age range. There's no substitute for volume. So where do mid 20s girls work? Fucking restaurants and retail stores and shit, become a some kind of boss or authority figure in one of these places and you'll be drowning in pussy.
Being a night shift manager at McDonalds making 40k a year will get you far more pussy than some 100k a year accounting job ever could. It's not just all about money, it's about opportunity.

>> No.49915275

>>49912805
they will tolerate you but they will never truly love you. if they could take your money and run they would do so in a heartbeat.

>> No.49915296

>>49912268
My brother from another mother
Above 20 is already used up toastie territory

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>>49915020
Ser, your shitcoin will rug ser

>> No.49916099

American women disgust me, like fake femininity, I find none of them attractuve

>> No.49916191

>>49912336
>>49912292
These anons are either not as rich as they thought, or uglier than what they can compensate with money

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>>49912268

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>>49915268
I worked as a houseboy in a sorority when I was in college. That was a job that got me a lot of pussy.

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>>49912203
The girls in that video are terrible tryhards

>> No.49916435

>>49912203
start your own porn production company, dummy

>> No.49916460

TEFL teacher in SEA

>> No.49916468

>>49912268
based & redpilled

>> No.49916518

>>49912203
water/amusement park