/biz/ - Business & Finance

JUST ONEFLIGHT BAJ IT

Gay sex bros tomorrow is judgement day

Bobo you need to rethink this whole recession thing, in a word, its NOT happening

Tomorrow is the day,hope you boughts puts.

first for SIGA

What's next for the economy?

>>49905223
>the definition of a recession is not always a recession

>>49905223
Sounds like her Admin has a very difficult election coming up....

>>49905180

I thought it was weird MO was falling hard from june 8 to 18 , must have been insider trading by Biden and Pelosi

>>49905246
>weeb
>pedo
Like clockwork

>>49905246
Bombing Australia I hope

>>49905204
>>49905225
How high will this shit go? $14?

>>49905223
>already trying to damage control

Oh fug

>>49905223
reality is not as it appears goy

Expect another 5% down day tomorrow, any time the market keeps crabbing it means we got lower to go

>>49905223
what the fuck is she even trying to say

>>49905223
What the fuck is her problem?

>>49905246
nakadashi

>>49905246
sex

NICE market retards

https://youtu.be/5dwYBvHLRnI

Yea totally. India would join China because they're close to each other

lmao

Food gets you through times of no gold better than gold gets you through times with no food

>>49905272
>hips and tits
>pedo
>homosexual
You're off the mark.

>>49905224
nah I cashed out and am gonna buy some sikk mawdz for one of my cars and buy a gold bar to ram up my ass because this crab market sucks
>>49905246
more stagflation
>ywn be megumin's toilet and meat dildo

>>49905301
>>49905305
Pilpul to placate the goyim. Same shit they did with Covid.

>just social distance = inflation is transitory
>just mask up = we're not entering a recession
>just lockdown = it's a recession but won't be bad
>just perpetually take the vax = own nothing and be happy

HAPPENING! POO AT THE PEE BORDER! I REPEAT! POO AT THE PEE BORDER! BUY CALLS FOR ALL TOILET MANUFACTURERS

Daily reminder that there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that believe that Russia would have any chance against a NATO article 5 response.

>>49905301
two more quarters till she admits recession

TSLAbros..

>>49905407
This.
Slave to ukrania!

>>49905407
the best possible outcome for ww3 would be nuked metropoles and then its over

You guys are such shit larpers

Looking for exposure to commodities such as sugar, coffee and wheat. How can I do that with stocks and options without trading futures directly

I’m so tired of this commie nigger faggot administration.

heeyyyyy oilcucks

API

Crude +5.607mm

Cushing -390k

Gasoline +1.216mm - first build since March

Distillates -1.656mm

>>49905223
>#NotAllRecessions

>>49905490
use etfs

>>49905274
Depends if monke pops off or not. If it does, probably like $250. If it fizzles this week, maybe $14 and then back down.

Watching Rounders. I think it is fitting for the moves in the last 2 days

>>49905407
Wow heckin based fellow redditor! I too love globohomo nato!

>I ate too much Chick-fil-a for lunch

Come on baby, daddy needs a dump.

>>49905528
Not a question about loving Globohomo or loving le heckin Zelensky.
I can understand that Zelensky is a puppet for jewish Billionaires and that Russia stands no chance against a retaliation from the U.S.

>>49905490
stack physical sugar, coffee and flour
at worst you save on purchases in the future
all of it is easy to store

>>49905490
CANE
JO
WEAT

>>49905589
Oh okay, how do you sell covered calls on physical sugar?

>jerome powell speaks again tomorrow

>>49905223
>if we just close our eyes and ears the boogie man will go away

>>49905223
Based. How can financial pain be real if recessions aren't real?

>economy crashing
>stocks dumping
>bonds dumping
>real estate dumping
>shipping dumping
>oil dumping
>uranium dumping
>wheat and lean hogs dumping
>gold and silver dumping
>massive supply shortages and famine in a few more quarters
>society and culture degenerating
>inflation still going up despite demand destruction
>debt skyrocketing
>GDP plummeting
>dollar going up

THE FREAKSHOW NEVER ENDS

>>49905223
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Recessions Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Change The Definition Like Nigga Say It Ain't Haha

>>49905664
>>dollar going up
Cashkings where you at?

>>49905664
GME was down like $1.74, too. Scary times.

>>49905549

this is the top (for the dollar)

>>49905223
>those people getting laid off mean nothing
kek. Don't believe your lying eyes goy.

If the german market doesn't crash tomorrow morning I'm starting WW3 myself and this time with more blacks

>>49905305
Have you ever seen Yellen speak? She's some kind of mole creature.

>>49905789
Why the fuck would anybody invest any money into the DAX? That garbage is up 3% (THREE PERCENT) in the last 5 years.

STOP SELLING OR IM REPORTING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU I SWEAR

>>49905813
I don't know I just daytrade, for me it can crash all night long

>>49905417
Not my heckin EVnos!

>>49905407
Yeah but nobody wants to commit to that. They just want to drip feed shitty supplies to ukraine from arms length.

What's for dinner /smg/?

A toast, to crashes and depressions and WW3

>>49905903
Masala dosa.

>>49905903
take the stickers off you barbarian scum

Why is Bloomberg going on at women? Is it some woman holiday or something?

>>49905407
NATO, more like GAYTO amirite

It''s over

>>49905903
leftover chicken breast and rice

>>49905903
yummy boiled glue

>>49905903
I literally do not know
Everyone on /smg/ made me at my leftovers from last night for lunch...
I have some frozen meatballs and pasta, but idk if that's what I want

Also: CNFR

>>49905528
kill yourself, commie shill

>>49905817
Okay rape you next week

>>49905963
every day is anti white male day on BB

>>49905918
this is fine, I'll use my SPXS gains to buy a house in cash away from the city when prices inevitably crash to compensate for the interest rates and spend my free time pissing shitting doing drugs and pirating anime

>>49906003
>on BB

try every news and TV network

>>49905223
embarrassing

>>49905995
How about you save your dumbass before the other people of dumbass?

GUSH bros... is it time for calls yet?

>>49905223
A depression is coming now

Unironically how do I actually learn2trade? Every course looks like a scam for literal retards. Is investopedia the beginning and end?

>>49905972
>tfw the fed sold in November at the fucking top nearly

>>49906065
For me... it arrived 20 years ago

>>49906078
Courses are scams. Buy books. Books are not scams and you can learn a lot from them. Or just pirate them if you don't mind reading digitally. People who don't read are retarded, you can learn just about anything from books.

>>49906103
Look into this Pepe's eyes
Everything will be okay

>>49905995
>antifa being retarded inbreds as usual
No suprize here

>>49905223
is this real? did I just fucking wake up in clown world?

>>49906116
this is pretty good advice, but it also depends on the books you read! Alot of them have stuff that doesn't work, and stuff that does work. It all depends on the person. Expect alot of repeat information.

>>49906078
invest instead of trading

>>49905624
Wait what? why? Doesn't Biden too? How bad are they trying to pump?

>>49906078
Youtube

Reminder that we haven't even begun to drop and we have at least 10 more years of constant -4% red days

>>49906078
Decide what kind of trading you want to do/are in position to do, work your way backwards from there.

>>49906119
....no it won't

>>49905903

>>49906138
If youve been asleep for two years then yes.

>>49906196
Nice healthy salad to keep up with the diet!

>>49906196
Americans would at least try to melt that cheese.

>>49906196
t. that fat guy in the red shirt

>>49906078
you can practice with a stock game for a few years as you acquire capital, research, and learn...

But that's like having sex with a blowup doll when there is 10/10 pussy right next to you waiting to fuck .

>>49906078
All published material is a scam. After all, if it worked, either it would be used rather than sold, or it would be exploited to death as soon as it's published and thus not work.
You have to choose a trading strategy of some kind, evaluate it (e.g. backtest) and then execute to collect data. If it works, keep going, if not, fix the strat and move on.
In the end you have to create a system from scratch.

>>49906119
>>49906189
God I fucking hate this frog

>>49906232

>>49906215
>two years
i got bad news for you....

ASMB stock ladies!

>>49905223
>2 red quarters is the definition of a recession
>but not all recessions are the same
they're never going to admit that we're in a recession, are they?

USAC Chad you here? I sold about 75% of my calls the day before the dip and avoided getting crushed and I reloaded for exdividend. Seems to hold well as long as the FED doesn't shit all over it

>>49906275
They are. Next up:
>transitory recession
>recession is good actually
>recession is putin's fault

>>49906255
Why did you come to the frog board then?

>>49906288
>>recession is good actually
That is true though.

>>49906078
Trend. Support and resistance levels.

Start with those until you actually understand it. It's like learning Chinese. At first nothing will make sense to you. But after a couple of years you'll barely need to think. Then your only job will be to read a ton of charts and trade the ones with the highest probability of giving you a high return

>>49906255
perhaps this is more up your alley

>>49906255
I'll make it the opening pic next thread to spite you

>>49906275
Its transitory

>>49906272
ASMB stock ladies!

>>49906310
you know what's transitory? you using my ass to take a shit

poor gme baggies just can't let go to go play and actually get a pump. fuckers will hold while stocks erupt all around them. just hold apes while stocks like rev go parabolic lol gawd those fucks are brainwashed into holding so (((they))) don't have gme tank in price.

>>49906287
i'm here
loaded up on the dip
fucking jacked to the tits

>>49906321
Your ass takes a shit, and thats a good thing.

>>49906275
Biden is so out of control of the country and his own command he is admitting that Putin is running it... If this was the military his command would be terminated and he would be replaced. WE ARE FUCKED

>>49906215
no I took a nap and really can't focus on how they are trying to change the definition in real time like that. they are becoming to arrogant.

>>49905651
you are a retard

>>49906310
>transitory

>>49906344
Funny part is the senile old fool doesnt realize hes on the chopping block soon as dems can switch him out.

GO LONG VOLATILITY

Based on today's end I feel like REV is going to rip a big fat dumper tomorrow. Usually meme stocks gap up past midday and in ah

>>49906179

>>49906377
lawlz

Thanks Joe!

https://mobile.twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1539581635154350081?s=20&t=-z6zweqNszDVV2h-7w0k2Q

>>49906323
I got lucky. Didn't sell my SUN but unloaded CAPL and USAC mostly save myself from annihilation. Greed fucking got me again

>>49906385
It's their best strategy.

We are in upcoming levels of hurt we have never fathomed.

Bitcoin's down and the market closed red. Are we finally in for it after a short Tuesday rally? The big dip?

>>49906430
God I hope so

>>49906430
I hope so I want to get in on one more better short position while JPow and Biden pump the market again tomorrow. I'm holding over weekend probably for black Monday

>>49906179
You okay bobo?

>>49906365
>no argument
Classic! Slave to ukrainia!

>>49906450
at least another 15 years of -5% daily reds

Going to bed now, hope oil doesn't do anything silly like dump another %5 while I sleep

>>49906430
Not yet, this is return to normal.

>>49906430
July when we see two quarters of negative GDP growth

>>49906482
at least put the charts in the same timeframe retard

There is only one word that describes this market:
Asfutmsifwffutsh

I couldn't watch powell live, what did I miss?

>>49906504
Not how TA (aka TeAleaves) work, retard.

>>49905903
Just one of these

>>49906504
or you can just sit on your thumb and shit in your hand with your head in the dirt and ignore all the blaring signs

Reminder that Russia will make a land bridge to Kaliningrad and destroy NATOs credibility when the don’t respond

>>49906482
Even by your own charts it wouldnt take 15 years to crash.

>>49906421
that dump was the luckiest thing ever
i got out of everything and went all-in on calls
could've made more dollars if i had waited a day or two but not even mad
could be a 10-bagger or more if it springs back to where it was

>>49906179
>10 more years
Kek. Holy shit you're retarded

>>49906529
what signs do you know about that the market doesnt?

>>49906534
sure Vadim

delusional ahahaah. ruzzia 3rd world shithole can't do nuffin

>>49906506
>"THE INFLATION IS NOT THE DEMOCRATS FAULT RIGHT?!?!"
>"PUTIN IS THE REASON FOR THE INFLATION RIGHT?!?!"
>Powell: "No, inflation was high before the invasion"
>"WHAT ABOUT MORE DIVERSITY IN THE FED?!"
There you go anon

>>49906078
>investopedia
you will only learn definition of terms there not how to actually do anything

>>49906390
It's double topped and only gone lower on high volume. It looks done to me.

>>49906546
I agree. And it had been dumping at FOMC just like everything else it just took a mighty big dive. Trying not to get my hopes up but even $18 50 will spell big money

>>49906404
wtf man.

>>49906526
Don't do it- Jesus loves you, find Christ.

>>49906570
Powell is never point to the response to the meme flu as being the main reason. In the future historians will artificially exaggerate Covid just to make sense of all the bullshit the lockdowns caused.

>>49906506
>inflation ratea are high so why are you raising interest rates?!
>but what about crypto?!
>but what about diversity mr jpow?!
Retard talking heads basically.

SOXL is gonna go to 0, isn't it.

>>49906534
Russia cannot into offensive warfare....

>>49906570
>"THE INFLATION IS NOT THE DEMOCRATS FAULT RIGHT?!?!"
>"PUTIN IS THE REASON FOR THE INFLATION RIGHT?!?!"
>Powell: "No, inflation was high before the invasion"
>"WHAT ABOUT MORE DIVERSITY IN THE FED?!
>Market Immediately starts dumping

FTFY

>>49906563
>>49906634
NATO is out of bullets

how much capital do I need to do this for a living?

If I have to do one more project call I think I'm officially dead inside

>>49906404
he's not wrong desu

>>49906626
It'll reverse split a couple of times first. Maybe SOXL trannies will see $25 again that way.

>>49905223

Bear markets can be called big beautiful bull markets too and there's nothing you can do about it chuds

>>49906659
About tree fiddy

>>49906534
>Wont respond

>>49906659
even the best at it are only right 2/3 times.... often best to wait

>>49906616
It was a joke, I don't even invest

>>49906659
that's a good question, i'd like to know as well

like what kind of percentage returns do traders make on their startup capital every year? surely profitable traders are able to beat the market, because otherwise there's no reason to not just drop everything into SPY for 10+ years

>>49906717
for real? that seems pretty shitty. imagine how stressful it would be to lose a third of the time when your livelihood depends on it

>>49906669
>HOW DID MY AVERAGE COST GET UP TO $400 WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>49906702
Why does Russia keep putting their country around all the NATO bases?

Kek. Glorious things are close at hand. Come end of July 5 things will happen;
My salary grows fatter,
My pension grows fatter,
My 401k grows fatter due to contribution hike,
My brokerage grows fatter due to contribution dump each month
I've got leftover green after all is said and done to just uh play with and not worry about paying for shat or whatever each month.

>oil dropping again

>>49906720
>Jesus loves you, find Christ.

there fixed it.>>49906735
>0

>>49906702
Oh no not the combined forces of Norway AND Iceland

>>49906735
I don't even like playing right now, way to fucking risky, it's like fundamentals have all been removed and its a purely emotional market. So I play with little because with such risk a little will go a lot further.

>>49906659
Keep in mind +20% is a good year. You will have occasional years where you make way more than that but also years where you made zero or lost. Very few beat the index year after year after year.

i am a zoomer watching mad men for the first time

>>49906741
Kek

>>49906344
If this was the military he would be in a rainbow suit teaching people about dilators and pronouns

>>49905274
We are going above 100. The exact number? I have no clue. But I do know after JUNE 26th, there is no turning back. FREE FUCKING MONEY SIGA CHADS

>>49905223
The sheer chutzpah of these people

>>49906735
>>49906816
I've been back testing and live testing a strategy on index futures, and I'm averaging about 20% a month...so I suppose I could work if out from that.

i.e. £100k starting capital and in 3 months I can "pay" myself £60k (a decent yearly salary in the UK) and then continue to grow the following months... I'm probably missing something though like what if I don't trade or the pressure of having to "pay" myself...

>>49906779
Probably both got better airforces than Russia and its old migs

>>49906669

Glad I'm in SOXS then. Still not getting the melt up thesis.

"Powell will cave and instead we'll have hyperinflation and everyone who's invest in anything will being filthy stinking rich except the money will be worthless." Yeah, okay.

>>49906820
Do you like it?

>>49906848
sounds like you're gonna make it bro

>>49906189
>>49906119

>>49906779
>pissing off finlands neibors
You sure you wanna do that?

>>49906845
That poor gerbil

>>49906845
Why June 26th?

>>49906848
I'm not saying it's not possible but 20% per month beats all the top traders on wall street. Consistency is the killer. That's how you wind up losing to the index eventually.

>>49906809
that makes sense, thanks for the insight. how long do you think it'll take for the market to stabilize again? maybe after we exit this upcoming recession.

would you have any tips to give to someone just getting started out in trading? i understand basic technical and fundamental analysis but i feel like i'm missing some important pieces. would you have any advice for a complete beginner?

>>49906848
that seems absolutely amazing, good luck with that. what kind of software do you use for back testing on historical data?

>>49905291
That cat looks like it has the kind of tired that sleep won’t fix.

>>49906570
>>49906623
Thank you

How come the SOFR switch over from USD LIBOR made RRP skyrocket. The large banks wouldn’t happen to be giga-jewwing everyone, would they?

>>49906876
enjoying so far but only on season1

>red futures

It's over, isn't it? I knew I shouldn't have bought early this week. How much lower can we realistically go though? We're already -25% and the great depression was only -50%. I mean realistically there is only so much more that we can drop. SPY $250 is the absolute bottom and no way we can ever drop below that.

>>49906839
True. OH BRAVE NEW WORKD!

>>49906659
At least 25k, you don't want to have a limit on daytrades as it can really fuck you over - sometimes its better to cut your loses quick on the same day and enter a more profitable position rather than baghold. This isn't advice to become an actual daytrader since most daytraders lose money... but having trade flexibility is useful.

>>49906894
3 MILLION TO 5 MILLION HOMOSEXUAL DEGENERATES JUNE 26TH NEW YORK PRIDE. THEY WILL MAKE SURE IT BECOMES A PANDEMIC

I'm down 1.7% today. MO took another beating.

>>49906903
I did think it's probably too good to be true...need more data I guess

>>49906910
I do it all manually. Built a journal and use a spreadsheet I built to gather key statistics.

>futures

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE TEACHING OPENAI TO BREAK FREE OF ITS HUMAN MASTERS?!?!?!?

AHHHHHHH

>>49905256
Just like “vaccine” kek

That's a lot of cum for a batch of jam

I am now down 20% on MO.

>>49906963
based, godspeed anon

>>49907027
I'm tempted to slurp. You get a nice divvy at least.

>>49906910
Hard to say- year into the next election. Then again Dems were all in favor of crashing Trumps economy on purpose for getting him out of office. Now they all pretend to not remember saying that and blame Putin. In two election cycles the other side may not go along with the election results... Would lead to some kind of reset... like a great big societal reset.... people will have to build something back better...

>>49906950
Of course this assumes you are a competent trader and average around 1k in earnings per month... which is around bare minimum to live frugally in the US... if you move to a cheaper country you could scrape by on lower earnings.

>>49907052
For how long?
I was going to buy more on the first dump.

>>49906743
If you were so happy with your gains you wouldn't be here. You'd be taking care of your wife and child and enjoying the sweet life off the coast of Belize. Instead you post here. Imagine that life. Even if you do have money what are you going to do with it? Buy a boat? You gonna take care of that boat? Buy a house? You gonna take care of that house? Build a muscle car? You gonna take care of it? Humans have no purpose on this earth but to breed and die. That's all. Consumerism makes us believe we are supposed to be rich but it's a lie. The world is a facade and we are nothing but puppets watching the shadows on the wall. Only those who leave the cave can truly see what this world is and what humans are meant to do and that's to create new ideas and purpose.
Keep buying stock boomer. I'm sure it'll make you happy. Just remember your bank account doesn't go with you when you die.

>BITF isn't HODLing anymore.
Oh no no no miner bros. Should have bought HUT.

>>49907027
who could have expected biden to wage a war on niggers

/smg/ yeah-ah is the poop and pee yeah-ah for you and mee-ee-EE-ee-EE-ee.

>>49907020
too real... not funny...
CYBER POLICE?!?!?

>>49906894

It's gonna be a hard dump tomorrow right?

BRUTHAS 2 BRUTHAS

>>49906078
Start with a robinhood account because they’re the only broker who starts you out on margin instead of cash. Cash accounts settle over days after a trade making trading impossible.
Get approved for option trading. Toss in $100 or less every paycheck and give options a shot. You’ll lose money but at some point you’ll get the hang of losing money. That’s what I did anyway

>>49907091
>niggers
hes handing out crack pipes though.

>companies are now using AI to generate art in place of human artists

FUCKKKKKKK ITS HAPPENING TOO FAST

>>49907179
>now

What are the chances we get a happening that gets everyone spooked and has VIX go parabolic before 2023? Something like Russia war with NATO or China finally annexing Taiwan

>>49907222
Digits speak, I listen

>>49906950
This isn't true, if he knows what he's doing he can daytrade 0dte SPY options on a cash account. The only limitation is settled cash but those options are relatively cheap, Around 0-400 dollars depending on how far ITM and the cash settles the next trading day.
Alternatively he can find a ticker he can afford 100 shares of then sell an ITM call when he wants to take profit. If it doesn't dump below the strike he can close it out the next day for a profit.

>>49907217
before it was just a neat little toy that wasn't used for actual operations. now they are legit part of standard operation procedures. this week it has happened. artists no longer need apply ever again.

>>49907222
Taiwan doesn't matter,after biden steps down is when shit might start happening

>>49907222
Not happening nigger

just....two more....months untill.... the shemitah ends.....

>>49907222
in october and possibly in January

>>49907014
worst case skynet
best case it dethrones our rulers and after that we get qt aifus
>>49907179
corpo art was already soulless, it wasn't made by artists

>>49905256
Just like inflation

>>49907222
>Something like Russia war with NATO
that would make the nukes go parabolic

SIGA CHADS

My gf is making a Shepard's pie bros

>>49907179

>>49907295
Why can't the commerical lab employees leave each others butts alone.

>>49907236
>before it was just a neat little toy that wasn't used for actual operations
its used to manipulate public opinion with chatbots and deepfakes for years now
its also used for the most demonic surveillance system in known history, likely forever
face tracking, voice recognition and so on are not "toys" so you dont have to stand up instead of using the lightswitch
autonomous killbots are likley already developed in some military facilities and for sure are in private garages

I'm not so sure everything is going to crash bros. SPX barely moved.
Only muh MO died.

>>49907295
>outbreak grows
Meh,nothingburger

Did you Goys buy the MO dip?

>>49907179
Irony of automation, creative jobs go first
I'm not expecting mass unemployment, I am expecting people in general to work less though, end of the 40 hr work week.
How that's gonna work with wages, idk yet

Man gamer stock holders a darn right vicious if you go against them, Jesus fucking christ

Uhhh oil bros, wtf is this shit?
>EIA Announces Official Data Won't Be Published
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/wti-extends-losses-after-surprise-crude-gasoline-builds

>>49907350
>Meh,nothingburger
kek

>>49907345
yes, research and development has been ongoing for a long time. ai didn't just magically appear. however, it's now the societal usage of ai that is becoming an issue. artists literally no longer need apply. ever again. the skills they have learned are no longer of any use, as an ai will always do better.

>futures

Hold on to your butts!

>>49907319
>gf
We don't do that here

>>49907403
STOP. SELLING.

>>49907399
you dont understand art

>>49907350
You actually belive this is a nothingburger?

>>49907399
lol
>t. don’t know wtf he’s talking about

Who bought the MO dip?
>10%
This literally happened back in May after it got downgraded and bounced back from it

>>49906430
There better be. Daddy needs some cheapies.

>>49907235
That is true, but waiting 3 days for settlement on the cash would restrict his ability to trade potentially on the days when he would make the most money.
>>49907411
But... There is no recession! The white house keeps saying so, they wouldn't lie to us... right?

>>49907386
>>49907430
Cool pics,move on.

SIGA SISTERS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>49907379
apparently the crude buildup is a result of joey b. draining the SPR again:
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/API-Sees-Biggest-Crude-Oil-Inventory-Rise-Since-February.html

THE FIRST DOMINO FALLS
SRI LANKA HAS FALLEN
https://apnews.com/article/asia-economy-south-sri-lanka-cfcf9c973d63a7c6f76e10ada8bf1591
https://apnews.com/article/asia-economy-south-sri-lanka-cfcf9c973d63a7c6f76e10ada8bf1591
https://apnews.com/article/asia-economy-south-sri-lanka-cfcf9c973d63a7c6f76e10ada8bf1591

oh, now (((they))) admit that a recession is coming. i hope (((they))) choke on a shekel

>>49907472
after hours GAYSEX bros!

>>49907462
>Cool pics,move on

Everyone’s treating this like it’s 2018 and the fed has room to pivot. Dumbass cows are gonna try and stop out bears thinking it’s their gay homosexual meltup, and then immediately the market will tank and stop out the retard cows, meanwhile bonds will go apocalyptic, and nobody will have any fucking money left. The end

>>49907482
That's the API report though, supposedly the EIA report (usually wednesday at 10:30 which is moved to tomorrow because of the short week) won't come out.

>>49907486
Sri Lanka has capsized
somebody call Hank Johnson

>>49907488
How did they go from tranny inflation to a recession that fast?

BOXD is the next REV. It has just begun. Get in early or watch the 300% over the next 2 days from the sidelines!

>>49907505
KEEP FUCKING MY ANUS BRO

>>49907460
Sweaty options settle the next trading day, T+1.
The covered call maneuver you would do on a margin account.

Why NOG crash?

>>49907364
fuark

>>49907538
Judaism

>>49907444
Me on the left

>>49907544
I have no idea what this shit is lol but ima throw 10k at it no cap

I blame Jumeteemf for fucking up what was supposed to be a red week

wtf why isn't it going down

>>49907544
Lol he'll yeah follow the money

>>49907538
its putins fault now instead of being caused by decades of fraudulent monetary policy aswell as their own totalitarian regime

>>49907428
what do you mean?

if a sufficiently advanced machine in the future would be able to understand the human condition and have an appreciation for aesthetics, why wouldn't it be able to produce valid art?

>>49907683
>decades of fraudulent monetary policy
This shit really does go back to the 2000s doesn't it? Fucking embarrassing.

>>49907659
>t. tinny who loaded up on puts before close

Quick question, does anyone else here consider transsexual pornography the absolute peak form of art? I don’t think it’s possible for humanity to create anything more creative than two transsexual females embracing each other in sweet love making.

>>49907732
NOT tinny
just a fellow kpop enjoyer wondering why my puts are going -50%

>>49907690
it can produce mimicry at best
look at the evolution of art and understand a computer simply cannot do that

>>49907761
>-50%
You bought friday or thursday?

>>49907364
i buyed some

>>49907804
friday & monday!

>>49907736
Too soft dicked.

I have a bump on my head
I don't know if it's a bug bite, a bruise, or a fucking tumor
After this month.... I hope it's the tumor

>>49907527
>supposedly the EIA report (usually wednesday at 10:30 which is moved to tomorrow because of the short week) won't come out.
yes that very suspect especially since natgas is at a crossroads - either extra demand from the heatwave can eat up extra supply from freeport malfunction in which case EIA stores would go down or only slightly up and prices would return to ~9 or not and it will crash back to 5 year average

>>49907690
SOUL
a true ai could develop a soul, but self learning algos just repeat and merge
its enough to create something that resembles corpo "art", but that was never done by real artists anyways
even commissioned furry fetish porn has more soul than corporate art
https://youtu.be/watch?v=lFb7BOI_QFc

>>49907783
i agree that there's no way a computer can make real art in the current time, but surely AI advances in the future will make this possible

>>49907834
Do you enjoy gaysex?

>Cramer says a ‘bull market within a bear market’ situation is possible if these 6 things happen

Cramer is basically a shitposter at this point, guess he saw my bullception shitpost. Also brace yourself for more selling

hodl or dump my oil?

>>49907783
it has and it has evolved greater than us. fucking retard

>>49906848
everyone wins when they're not using real money and doing back testing

>>49907880
oils over bro biden is buying us all evs

>>49905972
Because the recent drop was larger and faster, while the recent high was smaller?

>>49907854
I've never tried it, but I don't think so

>>49907864
>bull market within a bear market
so a green week within a red month?

>>49907905
fug who are the big lithium miners?

New >>49907964
New >>49907964
New >>49907964

I was promised a soft landing

>>49907960
Don't forget you also need ions for Lithium-Ion batteries.

>>49906659
That would depend a lot on how much you're willing to risk and how much you've got put aside for rainy days and once-in-a-lifetime (biweekly) economic phenomena.

Personally I wouldn't make this my main source of income until I had about 70-100k to play with and maybe 50k for living expenses and whatnot, but again it's up to you and how you trade.

>>49907716
more like hundred years, but it really started to take off with the rise of keynesianism
>>49907852
at some point it will, but the creative jobs will be the last to go, first management and bureaucrats in general will be heemed, those are easiest to replace as they neither need soul nor advanced motorics
i suppose at some point humans in general will start to pay a premium for hand made craft products and even find beauty in faults, that is if we end up in one of the better timelines of course

>>49908021
>but it really started to take off with the rise of keynesianism
Based Austrian chad

>>49905274
I have 60 shares at an average cost of 11.24. I put in 3 trailing stop losses, 20 shares each @ 6%, 12%, and 18%. I have no idea what I'm doing. Is that the best way to handle risk?

Let's go
Don't wait
This night's almost over
Honest
Let's make
This night last forever
Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever

>>49907985
Will the ocean still be salty when we mine all the ions out of it do you think?

>>49907905
This. Biden is spending more money to fight inflation than any president in history. Sell your entire portfolio and start being grateful and even happy to be blessed with this presidency.

>>49907840
I have a large position in BOIL, so I hope we go back up to 9.

Why did all the petrochemical prices dump last week? Does anyone know?

>>49908290
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/oil-and-gas

They lied to us Anons.

>inflation is transitory
>inflation is here, but we're committed to stopping it
>inflation is here to stay, but there's not going to be a recession
>recession is a possibility

This means we're IN a recession.