/biz/ - Business & Finance

oilcucks you had 4 months to take profits, you got greedy
this is your divine punishment

it's unironically over

So when is the crash happening?

>>49900333
AAAAAAAAAAA

Just cut my losses on SIGA. I can't take bagholding this shit any longer.

OIL? OIL, sir.

>>49901484
You will pay $7 a gallon for gas before the summer is over.

Look at MO

GAYSEX BROS POXXING BRITISH AIRWAYS. THEY HAVE TO QUARANTINE.

>>49901484
I tried to warn them.
David Hunter called the top of oil.

I thought Jerome was supposed to crash the market today...... I've been mislead

JPow why...

>>49901484

nice try hedgie, squeeze didn't squoze yet

Mr. SOXL is it safe to buy your stock now? My meme lines say the vix will keep going down for the rest of week.

Reminder that oil futures will close green
and oil stocks will close at the deepest, darkest red.

Wow, this strong independent female market has done 5 million volume in an hour, I’m so proud of it it’s so strong and stunning

>>49901527
I drive my car 5 miles a week, I literally don't care what you think

>>49901510

I bought sqqq at market open no need to thank me for this upcoming bull run

I feel your growing fear, bobo

MELT UP CHADS WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE

>>49901475
comfy index rising bullbros

>Based Emma posters are back
Is this the start of the MeltUp™, lads?!

>yfw a bunch of fags ITT were shilling UVXY and SQQQ

HAHAHAHAAH

BOBO ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE

>>49901565
I'm going to end up losing like $2800 on puts...

>>49901553
No, you don't care. But you will.

whithouse link pls

>>49901536

Cramer jokes are lazy, but oil started dumping literally days after he said this. His timing is amazing.

>>49901535
Same- I didn't respect the gap. Lesson learned

>jpow spoke
>markets didnt dump
I've got a good feeling about the upcoming days,mumu.

uh, oilchuds.........................

>>49901616

oops wrong pic

>>49901535
have faith my fren, the mumus' fate has already been sealed

>>49901247
>>49901399
>>49901323
>>49901466


thank you for the alternative perspectives anons. I might just tough it through and go to University this fall. Also going to buy my certs with the sweet student discount anyway because I need them. My EFC is 00000 so I get the full federal pell grant, might as well continue while I am young (20) and graduate with bachelor's by 22-23. Thanks for helping me think about my future goals. I wanna be able to own a house, something my family never really had.

>>49901640
ffs somebody gets this vaxxtard scam artists jewscum off the air

>It's literally called putin's price hike on the fucking white house website
I thought you guys were just memeing with this,what the fuck

>>49901510
what losses? lmao

>>49901619
drop is coming- ill hold. I just cant make swing trades because i shorted too soon... ahh well as it goes.

>>49901648
Yeah but I'm running out of time for faith
My puts expire Friday

>>49901528
If you wanted me to look at "MO" you could have posted "MO" instead of this gross bitch.

>>49901652
>frogposter
kys

>>49901673
not my fault you bought the short dated ones

>>49901667
Of course, the administration made it up

>Comfy edition
/cmg/ lives another day

Literally the only reason to be bearish now is if you think a major crash is imminent. And if you think a dumb goy like yourself can accurately time a crash you're schizo-level delusional.

>>49901667
Our strong resilient free marketplace will go green despite Putin’s price hike chud

>>49901652
Good luck fren, I think that's the right choice. It's tough to go back to school unless you're just taking single classes here and there.

>>49901690

>>49901504
When interest rates rise.

>>49901652
Based.

>>49901715
Greatest economy and recovery ever!

>>49901690
Oh look, another thinly veiled racist post.

>>49901690
you fucking kys and get off our website you interloping glowfaggot tourist

>>49901715

I'm struggling to think of some bullish news recently? Inflation may have topped? GDP may not have shrunk during Q2? Those both seem unlikely.

It seems in the short term there's pain ahead.

>>49901640
If he is actually scamming people, then how they still believe his shit if he was on TV for many years?

>>49901766
this nigga gets it

I just bought a bunch of TQQQ calls, so hopefully that will cause the market to dump, thus rescuing my TQQQ puts

>>49901690
no YOU kys

>>49901510
The fuck you talking about? The all time high is like 13 and its at 12 right now

>>49901799
hahhaha

im so fucking rich all of a sudden

what kind of gun should i buy? (home defense)

>See this
>not a blood red day....

I am done on the Market this is full retard.

>>49901667
President known's better who's at fault. Now pay up, chud.

>>49901640

Cramer is great, because it always tells you what NOT to buy or when to sell for profits

>>49901782

He's on the TV. Boomers believe shit on the TV. They spent decades watching it. Also short memories and he sounds confident when he tells people to BUY BUY BUY.

JUST RANDOM TURNAROUNDS ALL FUCKING DAY
ONE TEST IS FINE
TOTALLY ORGANIZE PRICE ACTION

>>49901782
how do people still watch and believe the news?

>>49901799
The hero we need, Brandon is about to speak too, so hopefully he crashes the market since JPow failed us.

>>49901822
This is nine dimensional chess trading

>>49901690
/biz/ is a frog board

>>49901799
c-can you buy GUSH as well?

>>49901799
based- TY

CASH GANG KINGS WERE ARE YOU?

>>49901715
Sir, Joseph Biden is the president

>>49901830
Home defense? Get a shotgun. Every day defense, buy a SIG p320 .45 acp

it's up

>90 years

>>49901830
They should just spend 4 hours on TV every day telling us about how there's no inflation; that will fix the economy.

>>49901855
No, it's ten.

>>49901799
>>49901855
That's called a straddle play it's a legitimate option strategy.

>>49901799
good job bud

>>49901775
Bearish news is bullish, bobo. Every bit of bearish news about the economy reduces the chance of further rate hikes. Melt up begins after the June CPI report in July, don't miss it.

GODDAMN A WHOOPING 18 EIGHTEEN PENNIES

THANK YOU JOE BIDEN AMERICA IS SAVED

>>49901825
Cant beat ar15 with appropriate ammo.

>>49901848
Because of glowfaggots going around talking about the news like it matters.

>>49900863
>buying my Certs today

based

which certs and how long did you study

>>49901897
Your welcome kiddo

>>49901667
DAMN YOU PUTLER
SNEAKING INTO THE WALMARTS AND PUTTING HIGHER PRICE STICKERS ON ALL THE ZOGSLOP

>>49901878
Yes, I know, I've lost money on straddles before. But this one is a trick to make the market thing I want it to go up, but I secretly want it to go down
But now it will just crab

NVAX is the market's 3rd largest gainer today.

>>49901825
>(home defense)
Fire based booby traps.

>>49901825
i use this

AHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS BIDEN PUMPING THE MARKET MAKE IT STOP!!

>>49901876
Its working though... you may have something.

>>49901825
Mossberg 500

Today must be opposite day cause the markets are going up despite Biden speaking

>>49901475
>15 billion in NASDAQ volume over the last half hour
>almost all in 5 3-billion spikes
mother fuckers

OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OVERLEVERAGED NASDAQ CHUDS

bobos really hoping for a friday dump lol

>>49901569
I'm watching, and I'm learning.

RRP hit a new ATH today btw. Love this strong resilient stunning female leader driven marketplace so much btw

>>49901873
?

>>49901085
>Just buy the market and ride with the rigged society gang. You should know this you can't fight or run from a charging Tiger grab a hold and ride its back. Surf the Kali Yuga and stop getting fucked.
>Essentially buy VOO, VTI and QQQ.


But we're in a bear market. Why would I buy these?

is REV the CLOV of this summer?

lets go Brandon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snI94HrmQXc

>>49901973
Don’t fight the Fed, bobo.

>>49901949
pls add a shotgun to the rail under the pump

>>49901989
Sorry I meant to respond to the guy above you
>>49901825

>>49901825
Kel-Tec KSG-25 bullpup shotgun
https://www.keltecweapons.com/firearm/shotguns/ksg/

Why stop at a gas tax cut? Make it a tax credit. $1 or $2 or so.

Don't let Putin win against hard working families, Mr. President.

>he doubted the fed buying

I am shitting for the 12th time today. This is not good.

ummm REVbros?

>>49901825
I use a sig .357 myself
Get a handgun,anything else is a meme

>>49902025

They should pause federal income taxes for anyone making $100k or less too, taxes add to inflation

>>49901998
>Its all the greedy cooporations!!
Fuck this old retard.

>>49902036
what's this owo?

Bros...
Should I run out to grab lunch now, and then eat leftovers for dinner?
Or eat leftovers for lunch and go out to get dinner later?

>>49902039
are you the prostate milked anon kek go see a doctor

>>49902036
How does this compare to what they were buying earlier this year?

>>49902036
I mean I didn't the 10 year took a dive last friday and we immediately pumped on tuesday so if that wasn't obvious I don't know what to tell you.

>>49902040
How long before Robinhood disables buying on REV?

>>49902061
You should buy groceries and quit wasting money on overpriced restaurants.

Is it realy Putins fault oil prices are up?

>>49902061
Leftovers for lunch

>>49902025
Joe about to make The Democrats the Party of AMERICAN Oil. We Ridin!

>I HATE THIS FAGGOT SO MUCH 1 day cutting nicotine and juuls
This kneegrow is out of control... He’s threatening gas stations that it’s a time of war = price controls and government take over

>>49902061
Eat leftovers and cook something for dinner. I made beef stroganoff yesterday.

I legitimately thought there couldn't be anyone more retarded than trump voters but "putin's price hike" has them beat.

I wish for the Nasdaq and S&P to drop 50% within the next week

>>49902014
nice ass, i would have too

>>49901973
AND TWO MORE FUCK YOU JPOW YOUR JUST MAKING A BIGGER BUBBLE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>49902081
Yes. Putin called it in himself.
>Da. Poomp eet.

>>49902062
yeah but idk because it was only my finger I stuck in so idk how it could’ve caused damaged when there’s gay men out there fisting each other

>PUTINS PRICE HIKE
>PUTINS PRICE HIKE
>PUTINS PRICE HIKE
>PUTINS PRICE HIKE

>>49902075
I don't know if they will, REV got halted this morning but surprisingly it wasn't robinhood who was having problems it was other exchanges

I am financially bored

I do like the gas tax holiday because fuck funding the federal government - Joe Biden should just fire himself while we're at it so we don't waste half a million on his salary

>>49902081
No, biden did everything in his power to curtail domestic production, thats the problem.

Hopefully you guys didn't panic sell the bottom this morning after seeing the futures. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Just buy a shitty EV that the electric grid can not possibly handle

>>49902081
>Gas prices slowly rising
>Russia war
>Gas prices spike
>West bans Russian oil
>Gas prices spike more
>Biden blames Oil companies
>Blames Trump
>Blames dependency on oil
>Blames Putin
Its Putins fault

>>49901825
M4 beneli
mossberg
ar 15

m1 garand if you're feeling stylish

>>49902136
Still better than me being financially boned

>nuclear mentioned

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO URANIUMCHADS

>>49902081
yes chud just look at the FACTS

>>49901566
yawn

>>49901825
300 blackout AR pistol then apply for a suppressor

>>49902143
Better than this retard burning it.
>however many billions to ukraine for no reason

>>49902106
>pumps 100% first

That's it?
What a fucking bullshit speech

>>49902147
>No, biden did everything in his power to curtail domestic production, thats the problem.

He's still doing it too

BIDEN SET MY DRILLERS FREE

IM SO CLOSE I CAN FEEL YOU BABY
TAKE IT ALL AWAY, IM SO INTO YOU LATELY

Just buy EV bro, it will solve everything. It's all for Ukraine!

SIGA CHADS WW@

Say it with me, the 3 P's
P1: Putin's price hike
P2: Pandemic supply chain issues
P3: Price gounging

>>49902075
honestly I can't even look at rev yesterday. app just crashed every time but everything else worked

>>49902198

Joe is a fucking senile old clown, what did you expect?

>>49902198
Everyone intelligent knows he's done for on oil. Theres nothing to be done in a rapid manner. A refinery would take years to spin out and oil companies are done with the shale boom.

>crude oil prices ticking up during Biden's gas prices speech

kek

I want off this ride.

Whisky 1-3
Vodka 4-6
Rum 7-9
Dubs: ??

I will not buy until P/E ratios hit 5
I will not buy until bankers start jumping from buildings
I will not buy until there are multiple circuit breaker days
I will not buy until gas hits $70 a barrel
I will not buy until the FED announces QE infinity
I will not buy until unemployment touches 10%

Simple as

>>49902198
BRANDON DOING (((EVERYTHING))) POSSIBLE TO BRING OIL PRICES DOWN

>>49902267
cider/seltzer

KIRK GANG RISE UP

>>49902246
>a fucking senile old clown
I know and somehow still made it to president
bravo,america

>>49902252
I remember his State of the Union when the Russian shit kicked off. It went up 7 dollars while he spoke. What a salesman

>>49902206
Ukraine will cease to exist in about 3 months, sad

>>49902263
Rare image lmao

sorry chuds, it's true

>>49902267
Tequila checkem

>>49902267
im thinkin either some scotch or adding some rum to my coffee

>>49902263
I TOLD EVERYBODY YOU COULDN'T STAY OVERSOLD, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERSOLD. WE TOLD EVERYONE, IN THE DOW WAS COMING, WE TOLD YOU THAT WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET-- HOOOOOKED, AND YOU MAY BE--- HOOOOOKED. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BEARS WHEN THEY GET THAT EXHUBERANT

At least Jimmy Carter owned up and blamed himself from time to time

I'm seeing an inverted volga curve on SPX options. Trapdoor Spiders. It's looking bad.

What in the fuck is happening right now?

>>49902333
CHECKED AND RSI PILLED

>>49902336
Those were different times before Amerika went full pozzed.

>>49902252
It's just closing the fat gap from this morning.

>>49902267

coffee 1-3
cider 4-7
water 8-0


oh and buy NFLX

>>49902267
you can't imagine how much I seethe as a 20 year old american

>>49902354
I'm not sure either

This shit looks like its going to dump

>>49902353
>Trapdoor Spiders
It's a pitcher plant forming, ya dummy.

>>49902333
AHHHHHHHHHHHH TRIPS CONFIRM
MY PUTS!!!

>>49902373
he cute

>>49902336
Biden does that too. He just doesnt realize hes talking about himself.

Bears seem almost proud of their low intelligence.

is everything going to dump tomorrow like the last time they had this q&a

>>49902354
BIDEN SAID BEARS ARE DARK BROWN AND BLACK, NIGGERS IN OTHER WORDS. SO BEARFAG SOLD FOR A LOSS AND BOUGHT CALLS TO NOT BE NIGGERS

>>49902353
Just wait until the Aquarium Octopi come out from hiding...

>>49902389
that's a woman

Did Bobo kill himself yet?

>>49902398
Well dont speak it into existence anon

>>49901690
Good bait, this is for (you)

>>49902422
w-what the fuq

Well apparently somebody rich thought precisely 2:17pm EST was the top, because they just shat out approx 700,000 shares of QQQ and 500,000 shares of SPY

>soxl and oil baggies still in the red
>tqqq green

>>49902398
yes

>>49902383
Please shut the fuck up and stop joking around with your stupid spinoffs on actual Options Desk Lexicon. I work at a Prop Firm.
The Trapdoor Spiders are going to make it seem like a gamma ramp is happening, but there's not vanna slingshot to take it up that ramp? How so?

It's because of the inverted volga curve. On SPX.

if inflation gets really bad and the government can't borrow money because rates are too high will they cut off my neet bux?

>>49902481
hopefully they just start executing worthless neets desu

>>49902460
I hate you faggots so much its unreal, you are detracting from the Esoteric Elephants. When the volga crosses the zomma threshold its when all hell will break loose.
A real stampede.

>>49902481
how are you getting neetbux still?

>>49902398
second round tomorrow

>>49902481
>government can't borrow money
you know the fed can just print it i.e. do what they do during covid, right?

>TLT
Is this bitch finally going to start going up

>>49902293
its really trumps fault
really makes you think that they blame it on rusia monke instead

>>49902460
Shut up idiot

>>49902481
Anon, your neetbux are mou shindeiru

>>49902504
He probably has anxiety, depression, and long COVID.

>>49902518
Who is that im gonna COOOOM. I love slutty muslimas

>>49902481
They will just print more money

>>49902481
I hate neo/biz/

>>49902481
why the fuck are you even here if you're a damn NEET

>>49902481
>inflation gets really bad and the government can't borrow money because rates are too high will they cut off my neet bux?
Nah federal debt doesn't work like that. The debt obligation are per year so it's manageable. You will be fine neet.

post your face when GME was the right play all along

>>49902481
if inflation gets really bad inflation cuts your neetbux

What's going through his mind right now?

>>49902503
You are a FINRA glowfuck trying to distract from reality.

>>49902579
A bullet?

>>49902566

>>49902579

>>49902579
>200k subscribers
>using a $10 camera

>biden wants congress to remove the gas tax for 3 months
>gas tax is 18 cents a gallon
>price of gas rose almost 50 cents a gallon over the past month
wow it's fucking nothing

>>49902604
>>49902625
>>49902635
im finna play a game today

>>49902579
>took 40% "haircut" after -10% down week
>all in commodities
what do you think, anon?

>>49902660
He just needs to regroup bro, all great traders and investors have to regroup at certain points

>>49902660
how did he fuck his shit up so hard? concentrated in commodities?

oilchuds this is your last chance to get out while crude is still above 100

90s sedans are just cooler looking than transmobiles

>>49902676
There's a ton of stocks down 70% plus from their highs to be fair

If mannarino doesn't have at least 6 figures of realized profit I dont know what to say honestly. Someone being in this game as long as he is has to have at least that much right?

>>49902676
Commodities are the perfect trap right now.
Everything is fucked. It's been getting more fucked. All indications are that it'll be even more fucked next year.

There's only one problem... the system literally can't afford to get more fucked at this point. It's falling apart. When it falls apart, everyone knows commodities are the first to fall.

So they dump.

>>49902699
oilchuds are going to get way too cocky and never sell, then they'll experience babby's first oil price shock. their saving grace could be a strong hurricane season but they should get out before
>>49902754
True

>>49902740

Average retail investor has made like 2% per year since the peak of the dotcom bubble.

>>49902724
Look how masculine the Sacco S Class looks inside and out compared to the new one, which has more curves than a pussy.

>>49902676

He probably did what most people do: Lose some money, panic sell, enter a new position trying to make it back, then repeat until he's lost 50%+

>>49902754
that is the goal of the rate hikes. Stop demand. assets are just collateral damage.

>>49902754
yeah, this desu

Commodities have topped because we are mega fucked

>>49902579
are commodities getting heemed too? I remember him saying last week that he went all in commodities

>>49902647
Thats the point. No solution.

>>49902764
>oil price
Where's the supply going to come from suddenly?

>>49902826
It's gonna be oil in barrels.

I have 10k left from 60k. I turned 5k into the 10k thanks to REV. What should I do next? My original 60k was from a 5k investment playing options last year.

>>49902795
That's a good lesson. You don't have to trade every day, or even most days. The play was sell in may, go away after all.

>>49902856
Heh.

awful lot of fake smugness and oil fud today. show us your oil shorts, they better amount to more than a mcdonalds salary

>>49902136
that is such a cute crab

>>49902859
what happened to the other $50k?

>>49902859
what in the absolute fuck is going on in this pic?

>>49902764

Oil is one of the first things to sell off in a recession, so if there's fears of one, it will bring the price down in the short term

>>49902859
TSLA puts if it breaks 700, 710 if you wanna play risky

When you don't know what to do, comb your hair and clean your shoes

>>49902889
jokes on you my XLE calls are in the shitter and i'm fudding oil regardless

>>49902911
nah, i think i'll fire up some ER instead

>>49902897
Murder suicide party

>>49902597
I wish, that sounds comfy right now I get paid the same as a janny to be retarded ($0) How do I score this FINRA job?
Do my posts need to meet a certain level of engagement? Do I get denied if I have a history of getting timed out or banned for being racist?
>>49902859
Short ABNB for the coming real estate collapse? go all in on gaysex? Short coinbase because crypto is fucked?

>>49902911
I shave my head and keep my hiking boots dirty.

Now that Biden admin is out of pumps for the day is it going to collapse?

>>49902818
The irony is that commodities producers probably ARE undervalued if you can wait 2-3 years because these constraints aren't going away, but there's still no point in buying as someone who actively watches the markets because you can just wait until we have that inevitable black Monday moment where everything across the board is suddenly priced 30% lower as panic sets in and all liquidity disappears.
Might as well wait until we've hit rock bottom, easing has started, and we're coming out the other side of a crisis. The economy will still be shit for years, but stocks might finally catch a break.

>>49902967
always was

>>49902754
Actually sweatie it will go back to ATH in a few weeks just like it did after the May rate hike.

Market tops out on DXY bottoming, then decides it’s going up. Fucking hate it

just bought MO. eat my ass brandon

>>49902985
Based ethical invester

>>49902985
Enjoy your gulag trip anon for defying Br*ndun

>>49902937
Damn, wish my bans were like that. But no, I get 3 month bans and rangebans

>>49902967
Probably not til next week, gotta fool the sheep.

>>49902985
bad move

>>49902967
cheaper to pump after the collapse. wait till midterms.

Bulls and bears, can we come together as frens for a moment and just agree this market fucking sucks?

>>49903034
The only thing that will save this market is dubs czech em

>became profitable this year
>down -60% per tech "Crash"
>seems to not have much debt
>PE ratio is like 250x (not 25x, but 250x... :/ )
when will Spotify be a buy?

>>49903023
explain how in 5 words or less, keeping in mind your explanation must gel with an arbitrary set of parameters that I will not reveal to you, or else I will discard

I’m NOT going to post until someone bakes

>>49903003
That was from over the weekend when the janny was losing her (male) shit and deleted half the thread. I don't think mods actually banned most of the posters we just got timeouts. I think my only actual ban beyond a warning was for saying the gamer word in a UONE post

>>49903071
talk to me about spotify

>>49903034
I love it, if it goes down I can have more shares if it goes up I get richer, what's not to like?

>>49902900
You’re aware there’s a war going on right now, aren’t you? Even without the war, demand destruction isn’t happening as soon as we officially enter a recession

>>49903071
i'll bake next

>>49903055
When they start adding the entire 1970s-1990s City Pop catalogue.

>>49903034
>pepe_retarded_with_cat.jpg

bump incoming

>>49903034
It definitely sucks. You can't even be a full bull or bear becasue it flutters around so much. Too bad I'm pretty sure it will last a year or more from here. I'll just stack cash and dca in and keep my head down.

if you know what i'm in, your daily better look like this

>>49903067
Indices gonna dump now imo.

is it gonna dump or wut

>>49903102
Congrats anon, you beat daily inflation by .0001%

>>49903093
Seems like literally everyone uses it, right? Like there is the negro one, Tidal, and that's peanuts...

Jannies seething over this image. SIGA CHADS WGMI

>>49903050
stop trying to force johnny dubs it has never gotten dubs

fuck jannies

Thanks for the pump y'all

>>49903139
>>49903139
>>49903139
Fresh

>>49903083

>>49903093
FUCK JAPAN AND THE JAPANESE MUSIC INDUSTRY FOR PURGING THE BRILLIANT SHITTY POP STREAM OFF OF YOUTUBE

>>49901690

>>49902040
Sold have my Rev today. Free carrying the rest ;)

Who knows what tomorrow will bring :)

>>49903072
>>49903003
I get banned all the time. I just post it and reset cache and ip then jannies leave me alone as they know they hold no power.

>>49903055
Why the fuck would you pay for music streaming?

>>49903481
I can't figure out how to put ad blocker on my phone for my YouTube playlists.

>>49903134
Maybe fellow anons are reporting you.

>>49903481
I'm on the best private trackers and still pay for spotify. it's just easier and the playlists are nice.

>>49903567
Install Brave.

>>49903705
>Fortes fortuna iuvat
But of course.

>>49903793
>Fortes fortuna iuvat
what

Why is VIX so fucking low are we really going to rally until the next fed meeting again