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Get out now my dad works for jp Morgan and crypto is about to fall under 10k. You have 3 hours, take this seriously faggots AAVE is about to go insolvent and my dad is going to get laid off.

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49899365

i solded all its over

>> No.49899390

>>49899034
Just sold. Hope you’re not trolling anon. Just cost me thousands in gas fees

>> No.49899419

>>49899034
I have nothing left to sell. Should I buy more and immediately sell it before the price goes too low?

>> No.49899483

>>49899034
Just sold my $500 in ETH, cost me about $1.6M in gas fees

>> No.49899502

>>49899034
holy based......... i sold

>> No.49899507

>>49899034
Just sold my family. Hope you're right anon

>> No.49899517

>>49899034
>AAVE is about to go insolvent
Sounds legit, just solded

>> No.49899535

>>49899034
I SOLDED ALL HOPE YOUR NOT LIAR

>> No.49899545

>>49899034
why would JPM have such high exposure to AAVE?
nice larp

>> No.49899575

>>49899034
Are there any free crypto faucets that don't have min withdrawal

>> No.49899592

>>49899034
>WTF JAMIE DIMON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.49899625

>>49899034
My dad is the CEO of Bitcoin he knows the price in advance and it's gonna go up.

>> No.49899678

>>49899419
do it now anon, buy and automatically sell, we gotta play safe, next level measures

>> No.49899695

>>49899034
I actually have a bad feeling that this is true.

>> No.49899717

>>49899545
African American Vernacular English is the language of an increasing percentage of their new hires in last few years. A decision that may cost them billions.

>> No.49899748

>>49899717
Fuck. SELL SELL SELL!

>> No.49899790

>>49899717
time for you to go back to /pol

>> No.49899856

>>49899717
Top Kek

>> No.49902223

1 hour...

>> No.49902297

>>49899034
>about to fall under 10k.
Oh fuck yeah, time to get into crypto.

>> No.49902436

>source: bro, trust me

>> No.49902467

>>49899034
Omg. Ops dad just flew over my house.

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>>49899717
top kek

>> No.49904105

So you're telling me to short ? ok

>> No.49904163

>>49899034
I bought 200 btc just so I could sell it directly, thanks bro!

>> No.49904447

>>49899034
I work at Merill and just got a raise today lol. JP Morgan is for cucks.

>> No.49905670

>>49899034
Got the memo late, just buyed BTC, ETH and topped up my AVAX, MATIC and ORE bags. Sorry about your father's wage cage maybe next time.

>> No.49905710

>>49899034
> crypto is about to fall under 10k. Y

plz pretty plz, I want ro slurp badly

>> No.49905780

>>49899034
KYS FUCKING FAGOT

>> No.49905799

>>49899034
put me in the screencap. jpm-anon could be on to something here.

>> No.49905815

>>49899034
The whole crypto?
The entire thing?

>> No.49905863

>>49904447
Stop being an unfortunate asshole just because you are fortunate kek.

>> No.49905868

My dad just sent me a text, he’s at work right now at Nintendo. Got a memo saying OP is a non-sauce linking faggot.

>> No.49905871

>>49899034
my dad works for nintendo

>> No.49905887

>>49899034
my dad works for Raytheon you getting BTFO

>> No.49905905

>>49899483
Lol.

>> No.49906212

>>49899034
My Dad has a chainsaw

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>>49905815
Only BTC and ETH with the crazy gas fees. I am definitely keeping my Aave bag, utilities will survive they always do hence Link, Ore,Grt and Bat are staying.

>> No.49906408

>>49899034
>dad is going to get laid
happy for you.

>> No.49906467

>>49899034
OMG (oh my god)! I just sold all of my assets!

>> No.49906542

>>49906212
Is he wearing somebody else's face?

>> No.49906707

>>49899034
I dont give a fuck about you or you dumbass dad. Look at how polygon is building and growing. If you think its over youre delusional.

>> No.49906930

>>49899034
My dad works at Goldman Sachs and we've both been buying 1 bitcoin every day for the past year.

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>>49899790
Seethe more, nigger

>> No.49907178

>>49906707
Matic got some green candles today, is that sign? I also have ORE on the polygon network lets see how that goes too.

>> No.49907194

>>49899034

> 1 post by this ID

>> No.49907206

>>49899365
you're still gonna get wet, bro. do you have a raincoat?

>> No.49907213

>>49899034
Hey, my dad works at S&P 500 and he just told me they are about to rise by 1000%. I recommend buying in right now bros!

>> No.49907344

>>49907194
His dad just got laid

>> No.49907758

>>49906930
Curry seeth nigger, go kys

>>49906229
Why are lots of people gravitating towards LINK and BAT plus ORE's community is growing, am I missing something?

>> No.49907997

>>49899034
who the fuck believes these fake ass threads anyway?

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>>49899419
Same here annon. I just got most of the alts which have now turned to shits staked alongside RFOX for passive income. Selling now will be a dumb move IMO.

>> No.49908200

>>49907997
90% of threads on /biz/ are fake so whats your point?

>> No.49908446

>>49899419
>I have nothing left to sell. Should I buy more and immediately sell it before the price goes too low?
The rule says buy low sell high or are you a retard? Just hodl and buy more when the market goes lower because it will. I am also waiting for a lower dip, I got buy orders set for Eth, BNB, Matic, Uni and ORE tho the lowcaps seems cheap already but they might go lower.

>> No.49910498

>>49899034
I'm not selling. I'm buying.

>> No.49910587

>>49899625
My dad works at Nintendo

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>>49899034
my dad works at nintendo and he told me to buy ____. you do you.

>> No.49911220

>>49910661
>>49910587
I'm working on Mario. Go buy some