/biz/ - Business & Finance

my life be like ooooh ahhhhh ooooh ahhhh

GAY SEX

>>49899027
RIP in pepperoni

I didn't buy PUTS

I am all cash and I am paralyzed with indecision.

Is aapl up or down today

nice rally bulltards

>>49899027
At least tell us what ticker you got halved on

BREAKING: Biden arrested by Altria agents, awaiting tribunal.

Source: Military

First for Best Emma and making money in this clown market.

I sold my SPY call and bought some extra SQQQ at the top :)

>muh fake internet money

Based Powell saving the day

the black wednesday

>So you must be Anon, my new personal assistant. Tell me a bit about you

*ahem*
Fuck retail and fuck commodities

>>49899057
-54% is MTTR and -56% is VFF cheapies
should've closed MTTR a long time ago but too late now might as well ride it out

>>49899016

Sell it all. Single digit soxl next week.

oh cool another day of nonstop scamwicks and just open market manipulation

>I tolerate nagging from my gf because I love her
It’s over bros.

>>49899070
This would be the third one today, I'll look for a deepfake

>>49899070

Idk who that is but you can tell she's bulimic from her fucked up teeth.

Buy CHWY.

>>49899134
what's wrong with her teeth

>>49899089

>muh fake paper money

>>49899106
Imagine licking her feet right there while she calls you a good boy in hebrew.

>>49899016
Biden voters owe me gas money

Remember that boomer "buy SOXL at 20" meme that SOXL_shill posted? What happened to that? Lmao

OILers....

>>49899106
>"My favorite investments are SOXL and GUSH."

>>49899180
No tax holiday allowed. In fact we are going to need to pass the sin tax from ciggies onto gas so everyone has to buy a tesla.

reminder futes were -2.0% last night

What if a crypto ban in the US is in the works and the dump is due to insiders getting out early?

is it over REVbros? or is there more reason for it to pump more later this week

Remember when you guys said SOXL would go back to $45? Lmao

Boring fucking day desu senpai.

>>49899234
>bro what if they just banned an asset class worth 200 billion dollars

Yeah I hear they might ban the Dow Jones next. That's why it's dumping.

>>49899234
All in BITI

>>49899243
my stop loss got triggered, I'm done for the day

Bets on whether oil (futures) end green by 4pm?

>>49899121
That's been every single day since the start of 2020, if not earlier than that

>DWACtranny is back this week

>>49899243
>up 800% in 2 days
>IS THERE STILL TIME TO GO UP???

lol.

BUY CALLS RIGHT NOW WE GOING TO THE MOOOOOOON

this market is absolutely jewish

I fucked your bitch, Baggie
I fucked your bitch
she sucked my dick, Baggie
she sucked my dick

>>49899285
White women fucking dogs made his CHWY stock go up so he's only down 30% now

>>49899269
>>49899299
i'm already out with my initial, left the rest to run and see what happens for now

>>49899309
Ok pal

>spend 2500 on certs or
>spend 20000 at university

seems like a no brainer

>>49899125
She doesn't love you

SIGA?

AAARRGGHHHH SCHWAB CHANGED THEIR UI

>>49899165
Anon just hates what he can't have.

>>49899342
Cute girl.

is the market going to crash yet guys

>>49899371
>Not using SSE

How do we stop the short ladder attack on gay sex? bros...

>T almost back where it was
I pitty the foo who dont own T

>>49899016
easy money bros

>>49899371
Did they finally make it usable?

Its already green again?
What the fuck?

>>49899378
Are sorority girls really that mean?

>CUTE GIRL.

>>49899428
based Tedros will shake those fuckers out sooner or later

AHHHH I KEEP GETTING RAGING BONERS SO HARD THEY HURT
All of my positions are in the red.
Women owe me sex.
Jews owe me money.
OP was right.
How long until this fake pump crashes and burns???

powel was dodging a bunch of questions about the housing market and how its not affordable for people anymore. guess its not coming down anytime soon appart from the demand itself coming down here with the rate hikes

>>49899428
>How do we stop the short ladder attack on gay sex? bros...
Is SIGA being shorted to the ground? This means institutions are interested in the price. It's a good buying opportunity.

Before this bear market/recession hit, SOXL was huge at 70 and SOXS was tiny at 5. It's completely inverted since then, and if someone had gone in hard on SOXS they'd have gotten a 10x. Is it possible then that it will flip again, once the bear market is over? Could this be an opportunity to make fat stacks?

>>49899487
So it's basically confirmed that this guy is a faggot, right? He's obviously a massive homo

>>49899516
SOXL will NEVER be $25 again

>>49899516
dumb ass

>>49899516
SOXS did a 10:1 reverse split...

>>49899497
>>49899541
WHITE

>>49899516
try it and find out

>>49899516
volatility decay. Unironically SOXL will likely never be above 30 again unless it reverse splits.

>>49899516
>Is it possible then that it will flip again, once the bear market is over? Could this be an opportunity to make fat stacks?
If you need to ask this, you don't understand how your LETF works.
Because the compounding resets daily, then yes, from the absolute bottom a 10x is possible. However, if you cannot know the bottom then you'll still be hit with massive drawdowns until the reversal.
But even then, if there's any whipsawing you lose big time.

Anyone want to compete to see who can get the lowest social credit score? We could make a whole counter culture around it.

Or is that just /r9k/

>>49899553
Women

>>49899516
SOXS can still moon, but you'd have to be a Chinese or US intelligence agent to know when or if Taiwan gets invaded (before it is news).

>>49899541
Kys

>>49899541
Yjk

>>49899573
Just go to any option flow-tracking site like unusual whales or optionstrat, and set up an alert for when your semi conductor company of choice (not the SOXL/S etf) gets hammered with like <7dte expiry contracts with vol>OI, which indicates some insider making a big play

When are they gonna dump it

>>49899656
IDK but I'd dump it in Eva Green if you know what I mean.

>>49899656
Eva! This is a children's movie! Put your boobs away!

What happened to Baggie?

When did Altria (MO) start trending? I swear I just looked at options and then saw it was trending on Yahoo, and suddenly puts are up 1600%. I guess they can't sell vapes in the US anymore

>>49899656
Why do you fags praise these goblinas so much?

>>49899702
Who?

>>49899702
Gookfu stabbed him to death, I reckon.

>>49899468
GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX

>>49899740
Does that mean w*m*n and troons are out because they will no longer be able to pass the standards, or does that mean standards are down to 0?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49899739
>goblina
She's french...

Reminder the federal reserve has to cause a legit depression because the power structures in this country were so arrogant and retarded they thought that just printing money and keeping interest rates low would never cause inflation and/or malinvestment. We haven't had a recession since 2007 now we get the greatest depression in history because the system was not cleansed.

Guillotines soon.

>>49899800
What do you think?

bros what did jpow say to tank everything a few minutes ago

>>49899334
smart, I made money off it yesterday and was just being greedy today.

>>49899800
The latter

>>49899847

>>49899800
It means the standards have tanked. Can't have standards, if your populace is all trannified mutts.

>>49899836
Yeah,so?

>>49899740
kek army couldn't beat third world fucking goat herders

>>49899656
>We need someone to show her tits.
>Sir, she's already got her top off.

>>49899016
are you me?

>>49899916
Bro, she’s basically dressed like a nun.

>>49899070
I want to make babies in the Emma market iykwim

>>49899070
Who was the American Horror Story nipple pinch WEBM? You know which one.

PS: Lost it all on SOXL. LETFs never ever again.

wtf is going on in the bond market? huge moves

>>49899016
Is there anything more boring than these fake as fuck pooomps during an obvious bear market? It is just a wasted day that could've been a nice -5%.

>>49899541
>Weird freak projecting his fetish
Kys virgin

>>49899990
The jews did that

>>49899990
Fed is buying and bond market is starting to anticipate recession, they just don't know it will be insane depression yet

>>49899990
fed is buying

>>49899836
Latinas are goblinas

>>49899990
Yields following oil lower.
Inflation is over (so they think...)

>>49899990
BOJ is buying

IM SO HORNY AND LONELY

>>49899990
I wonder who could be behind that?

>>49900024
>>49899840
What is your reasoning for a depression?

>deflation is actually worse than inflation

explain.

>>49900005
Cope. White women fucking dogs is the future. Buy CHWY.

>>49899990
Who?

How does it feel to have all your investments getting rugged and not recovering for several years?

>>49900065
Over financed and over leveraged system with weaker real economic underpinnings

Us has abused world reserve currency to basically print "value" for the past 20 years

>>49900081
It's not

I sharted le bottom

>>49900081
For Jews.

>>49900109
70 years*

>>49899740
>>49899800
i'm for one set of standards, just make them as difficult as they need to be

>>49900116
>nayvie

>>49900133
This and checked.

>>49900113
>>49900133
They lied to me again?

>>49900139
It's gotten WAY worse since 07 when everything blew up

>>49900116
what was it like seeing spy at 240?

>>49900116
That baby is half black btw

>support holds for a month on my shitstocks
>buy
>next leg down starts
All according to keikaku.

>>49900158
Sorry to be the one to tell you, son.

>Last top of the line Manual V8 Corvette
>$125k MSRP
>now $219,995.00
>Used
>more than any C8 and there is a waiting list for C8s
Why don't you just invest in Manual NA sports cars since everything is going automatic and tubro'd or electric?

>>49900158
Why does this surprise you? First day at the stock market?

>Cramer says don't buy or sell
>market goes up
>Cramer says buy
>market goes down

Simple as.

>>49900024
Yes, and there will be a golden period between lowering inflation and deflation where the market thinks everything is back to normal. That's where the melt-up happens. Once the market realizes we're heading into a serious deflationary scenario it crashes, but not before a historic pump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXPoZ3hgoKM

this really stuck with me. Why do I let my boomer parents run my life and force me into things.

>>49900182
>Why don't you
Cause buying and selling shares involves none of the work.

We pump.

>>49900235
the boomer generation and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Trading Options is so much better than buying and holding.

I sold roblox at 25

>>49900176
3/4 black
look at that nose

>>49900239
but you can drive it until you sell it without effecting the resale value

>>49900285
oof

Day trader bros, what are some stocks you day trade? Volume is getting critically fucking low across the board lately, and I'm starting to get concerned. According to my stock screen, AMD is literally THE only medium or large cap stock in existence right now that trades 50,000,000+ shares per day. I feel like this can't possibly be correct, but idk. If that is true, these are some dire fucking straits for day traders.

>>49900285
damn brah

>>49900181
>>49900201
What else do they lie about? A "healthy" inflation of 2% isn't acutally good?

>>49900285
What was your cost average

>>49900309
lmao you're clueless

>>49900235
>>49900266
>be me
>10 years ago
>had 50k saved after working through highschool and college without spending a penny of it
>wanted to buy a dirt bike, arcade machines, go on vacation and get a mustang
>anon don't be a retard, take that 50k and put it as down payment on a property
>bought 300k house
>rented it out for 1400 while i lived at home with parents
>mortgage was 1100 a month
>house is not worth 600k
thanks for the advice white mom and white dad

>>49900309
I'm not into contemporary/modern used cars. It's my place to stay in the latest and greatest so car youtubers have something to buy from the sixth owner in 12 years.

I was promised the complete collapse of the western world, why are the markets still green?!?

>>49900337
AMD is heavily manipulated. Look at its market-open trading, it literally surges up or down. Its one of the best stocks to trade options on

>>49900109
And why can't this go on for another 50 years as long as the lower classes keep having value extracted from them? People rarely revolt unless the situation is dire which is why plunderous elites are often so successful.

>>49900285
don't feel bad

>>49900373
I bought a wranger for 12k and i can get 20k for it now with 6k more miles on it than when i bought it. have you even looked at the used market?

>National incident declared after UK health officials detect polio virus in London sewage samples

UK is literally a 3rd world country, holy shit. This is on top of 8+% inflation, labor strikes, and energy costs spiraling out of control

>>49900268
I barely understand regular stocks. I'm terrified of options.

>>49900337
Roblox, Teladoc, GME, TQQQ/SQQQ.

>>49900368
No amount of inflation is good. In a healthy economy you would see stable or falling prices. Plasma TV's are the best example of this.

>>49900376
>*now worth

Yeah I'm thinking this shit is gonna dump

>>49900373
Used car market is something else now, anon.

>>49900081
>>49900368
Hold up just a second, those retards who responded to you are absolutely incorrect. Of course, "bad" is a relative term. But deflation is bad specifically for ECONOMIC GROWTH because it leads to people holding their money instead of spending it. Why buy a camry today when you can buy a corvette in 2 years with the same money? History has shown even small amounts of deflation throw a giant fucking wrench into the spokes of the economy, and the whole thing comes to a screeching halt really damn quick. The job of central banks is, above all else, to avoid deflation at all costs.

>>49900399
Ater they left the EU,things just kept getting fucked for them

>>49900337
tqqq/sqqq. literally built for big daytrader and the short term swingie

>>49900376
My parents just want me to not work during college and keep going for my bachelor's even tho I'm debt free and have my associate's degree. Just need to buy and finish my A+ cert.

>>49900376
based parents btw anon, mine would buy cigarettes. (they live paycheck to paycheck on bills, they own nothing)

>>49900438
>claws are out
Nigga that thing is in play with your food mode.

OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH DXY UP, BETTER CALL THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM, SOMEONE CALL THE PLUNG PROTECTION TEAM, WE NEED TO STOP THIS MARKET IN ITS TRACKS!! BUY EVERYTHING, NATIONALIZE THE STOCK MARKET, OOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH

>>49900438
This poster is a faggot Keynesian making excuses for government and central bank profligacy. Listen to him at your own peril.>>49900368

>>49900399
>8+% inflation
bongs hit "official" 9.1% in May, those numbers literally out today

>>49900428
I'm really appreciating all the busty Jewesses you're posting today.

>>49900268
Idk I lose two or three trades for every one I win. Do you use specific strategy?

>>49900417
You are batshit retarded. You get falling prices because of innovation. You get innovation from a growing economy. You do NOT get a growing economy with deflation.

>>49900486
Real inflation is around 20% using old calculations

>>49900469
>they live paycheck to paycheck on bills, they own nothing
But they are happy

>>49900501
Define inflation

To the anon in last thread >>49899282 looking for ebooks. Here is what i could come up with. I found the first two and a cheap copy of Laura Hartmans business ethics.

https://docdro.id/F2cOCfT - management science

https://docdro.id/iF9ld0x - python for everyone

https://textbookbia.com/ebook/ebook-pdfbusiness-ethics-decision-making-for-personal-integrity-social-responsibility-5th-edition-by-laura-hartmanjoseph-desjardinschris-macdonald/ - cheap copy laura hartman

>>49900469
Feel you anon. I seethe hard at all the people with financially responsible parents. My parents were completely retarded with money and we were dirt poor for basically no good reason my entire childhood

Fuck you, Bobo.

The new paradigm is the plundering paradigm. Where you don't make or produce anything of value but extract what you can from whoever might actually be producing value.
PIRATEBROS, WW@?
ARRRRRRRRR

>>49900547
That's an economic strat as old as history itself bro

>>49900499
Yeah. I buy low and sell high. I don't hold it

>>49900438
>But deflation is bad specifically for ECONOMIC GROWTH because it leads to people holding their money instead of spending it

no they dont fucktard. once you have discretionary income, people begin to invest it or pay down debts. inflation only helps the central bank and the government, it doesnt help the people. it encourages debt instead of wealth and savings

>>49900501
explain zombie companies

>>49900438
>Why buy a camry today when you can buy a corvette in 2 years with the same money?
because you need the car today?

>>49900547
its called slavery

When are we buying this shit? Normies still are addicted to this.

>>49900438
Deflation cycles purge accumulated malinvestment. Now we give those firms endless free money to chase eternally profitless "growth". It is make work and UBI with a few extra steps. The Fed has just been inflating the MOTHER OF ALL BUBBLES (MOAB) for the past 12 years. We fear the cleanse of deflation so bad we will distort the economy to transfer value upwards until something breaks in a violent way. As keeps happening to human civilizations.
Now is the time to plunder. ARRRRRRRR

>>49900573
Highly indebted institutions have to have inflation

>>49900607
>we
never

>>49900524
You're mixing up cause and effect, just like god mixed up your number of chromosomes with that of a parakeet. Deflation is measured on an aggregate scale; you don't call it deflation when some technology drops in price due to becoming obsolete or due to competition. Even when that type of "deflation" happens, in a growing economy, it is offset by expensive new technology coming out at the same time, which is indeed the cause of the "deflation" of the old technology.

>>49900547
So... capitalism?

>>49900607

>buying into a value trap
>but look at the P/E!!!

You probably bought META too didn't you

>>49899042

Damn she’s looking THICC

>>49900376
>tfw I have 50k but using it to day trade tqqq and sqqq because real estate is too expensive

>>49900607
Whatever happened with N etflix?
Why did it go down like a shitcoin?
At least baba recovered

Thanks Obama

>>49900469
>>49900545
>that feel
We are all gmi bros

>>49900235
I was forced to go to college because my choice was either go to college or get kicked out of the house with no savings or experience or anything because my parents also told me that work was for suckers and that I should enjoy my childhood while I could and not spend it slaving away working (my dad was at a dead-end job he hated)

I appreciate them letting me basically do whatever I wanted but man did I fuck me later in life because I had basically no savings

>>49900438
the absence of inflation makes people look for quality instead of buying cheap shit

>>49900631
How can I be sure you know what you're talking about if you can't even define the words you use. Didn't read your post btw, tranny.

>>49900568
>>49900605
>>49900661
Oh sure, it has existed since the first human villages. Now it is state sponsored and encouraged. This is also not new but kind of the "endgame" for civilizations.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Time to slurp GUSH

>>49900664
I'm in mostly cash. I am looking at tech as people rotate out of it though... even if they aren't buys yet.

>>49900675
Missed earnings and subscriber growth, rotation out of tech.

kek, bitcoin, kek

>>49900669
The way i'd do it now is to get my mother/father/sibling to go in with me half and half.
So if you have 50k, get someone to put in another 50k. But make sure its a family member or someone who wont FUCK you with that kind of money.
Then mortgage the rest.
If its a big enough house you can move in the top and rent the basement, or rent the whole thing to gainsmaxx.

>>49900675
>Whatever happened with N etflix?
Been pulling forward demand for 10 years now
>At least baba recovered
lol

kiddos, stop crying about your parents and get a fucking job

>>49899118
why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends

whatcha eating today /smg/
got a big ol' pot of curry going right now. Just added all the veggies, got to simmer until the potatos get soft.

>>49900721

If you're looking for tech that people are dumping, GOOGL is actually a good buy. I bought some when it was around 2130, probably going to leg down lower so no rush. AAPL is another decent quality company though if the market dumps expect it go below 120.

>>49900570
All about that BBC

AHHHH STOP PUMPING

>>49900499
Just use it to apply leverage. Use a basic bitch swing trading strategy. Like stacked EMAs. Set a limit sell order at 10%, 20%, or whatever your risk tolerance is. Have a defined exit point if it doesn't go your way.

>>49900772
Bhenchod

>>49899541
Once it hits 30 you will be correct.

>10 year yield dumping

Surprised stocks aren't being sold off

>CNBC Investing Club‘Buy Meta because I’ve seen the future’ — Cramer’s metaverse tour with Zuckerberg

I had considered buying META when the markets were dumping, really glad I didn't - made 6%+ on GOOGL/AAPL instead. Really glad now that Cramer says its a buy, which mean it's going to sell off even more.

>>49900772
Doing the needful, I see.

>>49900805
It's literally crabbing,dum bobo

>>49899016
should I buy iron miners?

>>49900139
>>49900109
108 years*

Also when is the next rate hike meeting? Isn't jpow doing more shit tomorrow?

>>49900664
Unironically, probably two of the best investments you could make in today's market if you have a longer time horizon.

>>49899184

buying my Certs today

>>49900838
uhhhhh that is a woman right

>>49900825
10 year dumping is bullish for equities

>>49900805
>market up
>soxl down
Kek.

7 days ago I was at an crowded airport
now I have fever
did I get the pox bros?

GREEN BOI SUMMER

>>49900838
>QQQ up almost 1%
>crabbing
This is your brain on troons.

>>49900861
my niece does this

>>49900723
You will never be a real coin. You have no edges, you have no faces, you have no weight. You are a string of numbers on a computer twisted by mental gymnastics into a crude mockery of an actual physical coin.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Investors are disgusted and ashamed of you because they have to pretend you have value to collect commissions, your “friends” laugh at your lack of a use case behind closed doors.

Rich people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out ponzi frauds with incredible efficiency. Even crypto that looks legitimate is uncanny and unnatural to a man. You cannot even be held or stacked like a real coin, and you will not jingle in someones pocket. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to buy in, he’ll turn tail and sell the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, retarded ponzi pump.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and you'll recover your losses, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a child who bought fake "internet money". They’ll bury you with a headstone marked without your birth name because they are ashamed their son turned 100k into 2k, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a broke man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably poor.

>>49900825
I think maybe you forgot that if the fed buys bonds it’s bullish and if it sells them it’s bearish

>>49900875
how many dudes did you fuck in the airport bathroom?

Redpill me on UVXY

>>49899216
GUSH was a good buy a month ago. It just stopped being a good buy, for reasons.

>>49899378
psycho smile

>>49900899
Checked

>>49899800
It means men are out because they won't be able to match the milk production fitness standard satisfactorily.

>>49900890
Zoom out dumb frogposter

>>49900919
hebrew derivative of a hebrew derivative

>>49900413
>Roblox, Teladoc, GME
Volume on all of those is extremely low. I day trade with $150k. If I were to buy $150k worth of shares in any of those, even in the morning session, it would probably be like headline news among whoever trades those things. The Qs are ok, but still worse than AMD. Side note, I'm shocked how low GME volume is. I had never bothered to look before.

>>49900904
I fucked a vaccinated female (XX chromosomes)

>>49900863
desktop support job at best. finish college and go to some career fairs for grads. 20 grand in the grand scheme of things is nothing.

>>49900919

Great way to lose money instead of just buying options yourself

>>49900951
someone has to solve this formula shortage

>>49900452
Volume is still worse than AMD (adjusting for the price difference). Both of those are also hard to borrow; it would be kind of a pain switching back and forth between them just to short. But I will consider it.

>>49900942
lmao

>>49900964
Are you feeling okay?

That's cool how it's just going to have six flushes with no fucking reversal, and every time it starts to have a reversal, a mountain of volume comes in and PPTs the price in the other direction. I love trying to make decisions based on other people's fraud. Such a free and open society.

where are they gonna fill the gap

>>49901028
The market doesn't have to do normal shit, anymore anon. The fed has "levers."

>>49900953
I don't give a shit about weekly trends you mentally ill faggot.
I care about swing trading these puts.

>>49900622
>Highly indebted institutions have to have inflation
no they dont. they have to pay the fucking debt is how it should be

AAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL!

>>49901059
Don't bother replying to them, anon. The only reason they exist is to gaslight you and lie to you. That is their contribution to Earth.

>>49901023
Just buy the market and ride with the rigged society gang. You should know this you can't fight or run from a charging Tiger grab a hold and ride its back. Surf the Kali Yuga and stop getting fucked.

Essentially buy VOO, VTI and QQQ.

>>49901085
I tried that yesterday, you "everything is magically easy as long as I'm having a good day" ass faggot.

>>49901085
Maybe one day you'll post an image that's a whole gigabyte.

>>49901023
did you not listen to jeremy powell? inflation was largely caused by war in ukraine, unprecedent supply chain issues, and the oil market. we are still on target to hit 3% inflation. The bankers and republicans flailed in rage and asked him to make number go down quicker for muh constituents, but if you aren't a retard, how could you not be bullish?

>>49900960
GME is exceptionally low today. When it has its booms, volume will stay 3-6k avg. A few weeks after the boom it will go down to periods of sub 2.5k then boom on a 10 or 15k minute.
$150k isn't that much, idk what you think is gonna happen if you buy a thousand GME or four or five thousand Roblox/Teladoc.

Kelly Evans looking pregnant again

>>49901023
If you know how things are going to go, why not bet accordingly instead of insisting they go "along with how it's supposed to be"?

>>49901133
I can't believe normies are retarded enough to believe this crap, the midwit trap is too real

>>49901133
>Fed can't fix inflation alone
>100bps hikes are on the table
>dems refuse to take any responsibility for oil prices
Yeah, sure sounded bullish to me.

>>49901142
she's practically giving birth on television anon idk what you mean "looking pregnant" when she's obviously been pregnant for a while

>>49901142
>Kelly Evans
only good actionable comment in the thread

>>49901095
>>49901118
What a well thought out and intelligent response. Good job anon!

>>49900899
kek

>>49900980
Doesn't experience matter more? Could work a couple years as entry level IT, save a bit of money, and go back and finish my bachelor's by the time I am 24-25. Dunno, I just don't wanna be in debt and miserable

>>49901169
okay anon, everything is just rigged against you, and everyone is an idiot except you, the problem never had anything to do with you, it was always everyone else

>>49901166
>the most retarded possible question
Can we at least get spooks who know anything about trading?

>>49899121
>open market manipulation
you're my favorite mentally ill poster. i taunt you in every thread that i see you. i am the ultimate manipulator.

>>49901142
Yes, i'm the father

how are we holding up permabulltards?

>>49901197
I'm not a spook; I'm white.

>>49901171
I don't understand how you can get anything except .50bp is the most likely at next meeting if you were actually listening. At most, one more .75bp hike

>>49901179
>Just buy QQQ!
>well thought out and intelligent

>>49899184
If you aren’t DCAing into the market right now you’re fucking stupid. Bear markets have a shorter life than you think and SOXL will be a lot higher than 20. You will regret not buying

>>49900861
Thats a Man

I TOLD EVERYBODY YOU COULDN'T STAY OVERSOLD, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERSOLD

I've been fucking waiting and waiting and waiting some more for SPY and QQQ to reach its 200 week to buy in

I just realized that money can never buy me the things I really want, since what I really want is to live in literally the past but time machines don't exist.

I still want more money though.

>>49900863
You have to pass the tests first silly.

>>49900980
>>49901188
>20 grand
More than that.

>>49901202
I'm not mentally ill, and it's going to be pretty funny when I'm the one who ID's you in some other context, you griefing, powertripping piece of shit -- just pretty much a case study in why actual thinking people have readily seen the problem with glowfaggots since the 18th century.

>>49901247
>More than that.
i was just using the number he quoted in a previous post. >>49899342

>>49901236
BUDDY

>>49901259
LOOK AT FAKE AND GAY PUMP COMPUTER

>>49901133
>JUST A CORRECTION THIS IS THE DIP STAY POOR BOBOS PRICED OUT AMAZON STOCK TO 5000

I got greedy and didn't take any profits oilbros.
Give it to me straight. Will the line go back up?

>>49900899
>Thousands of years of running nationwide ponzi schemes then getting kicked out of countries have allowed them to sniff out competitors with incredible efficiency.

Imagine that your big contribution to society is gaslighting people while they lose money.

>>49901280

>>49901280
I never take profits
I don't think I deserve them

>>49899342
>>49901258
>spend 22500 on certs and finishing your degree and using the university to get some cushy paid internships so you have the degree, certs and experience plus some connections to quickly go from 60k->90k->200k wfh 1 hour a week plus a blowjob from an 18 year old non-obese mexican maid within 10 years

>>49901280

Cramer says oil is in a bear market. Make of it what you will.

>>49901245
FUCK
Torpedo tits are so fuckin hot, bros

>>49901332
Honest question: What makes you think anyone cares or should care what the clowns on CNBC say about anything ever?

>>49901216
1:13:10 - 1:15:xx
>Target rate is neutral around 2.5%, (current 1.6%)
>May need to go higher than target rate from neutral into restrictive
That points to 150-200bps over the next 2-3 fed meetings.

Don’t worry, it’s all going to be fine. FreddieMac today said they will now lend you money to buy your first house, and then will now consider any rental income from that house when you apply for a second mortgage! We’re all going to own two homes guys this is extremely bullish! Everyone in America can own two homes and can Airbnb one of them out for the massive traveler rental income because all the billions of Chinese and Indians will want to travel to America!

oil is goin under $100 this week

>>49901346
anime tits are better

>>49901280
i wasnt greedy i was retarded and no stoploss to get profittoes

>>49901332

Oh fuck yes, that's just what I needed to hear

>>49901364
what in God's name are you blathering about

>>49901365
Good.

>>49901188
if you believe you have the aptitude for something better than desktop support, i'd suggest going for it. i started doing a desktop support type job and didn't like it. got a 4 year degree and made a lot more money than i thought was possible

>>49901280
Oil stocks look pretty cheap right now, but honestly they're probably not going to see much recovery.

What will happen is that mumus in the general market are about to get dumped on again and thus the relative outperformance of oil will once again be visible.

>>49901367
Can confirm. Anime girls have way better tits than my Jewish gf.

>>49901390
Anon is talking about how silly it is that lenders are starting special programs that pretend to benefit homeowners, but it's really just so landlords can fuck everyone even harder.
And it was perfectly coherent, so you must be pretty fucking stupid anon.

>>49901407
>Khazari milkers
>disappointing
wtf anon what other point do they have other than their honky sniffers?

>pootin's price hike

>>49901367
i cant suck anime tits, dumbass. checkm8
>>49901407
a-are they of khazarian build?

>>49901437
forgot image

>>49901437
damn i hate that guy

>>49898521
>>49898521
>>49898521
>>49898521

>>49900863
Good job. A guy has to start somewhere.
Just keep going, and don't listen to assholes.
Get a job where you will continually learn, and grab every certification that is on your career track.

>>49900333
>>49900333

>>49901462

>>49901462
faggot

>>49901462
Ignore this crap

Real new:
>>49901475
>>49901475
>>49901475

>>49901348
seems like a good opportunity to buy oil

>>49900285
probably should be buying

>>49900772
salmon.

dead broke. won't be eating for a while after this.

>>49900438
>even small amounts of deflation throw a giant fucking wrench into the spokes of the economy
It's called culling the heard of bad investments. A world where people aren't incentivized to buy disposable plastic garbage isn't a bad thing.