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>maxes out credit card for a $5000 outdoor setting (plus tip)
>zestimate (+0.4%)

>> No.49895284

why are they like this?
>tfw you know women who live the zestimate meme

>> No.49895588

>>49895209
based zestimate Stacy. she lives in a million dollar home with zestimate Chad. the outdoor setting added $40,000(+0.4%) to the zestimate. housies win again

>> No.49895619

>>49895588
wait bad math. 1.5 million dollar home added 0.4% and a $6,000 increase to the zestimate teehee. i read that as 4% my apologies

>> No.49895676

>>49895588
>they live in a 10 million dollar home
ywn own a 10 million dollar home you faggot retard. 5 more Mexicans will sneak into your rentals and shit up your place, splitting the rent between 7 in your 3 bedroom cuckshed. You will consider this a win.

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>>49895209
0.4% of $500,000 is $20,000

>> No.49895722

>>49895588
>>49895709
Amerimutt moment

>> No.49895756

MUH ZESTIMISTMEIMTSEIOSEIAUTHEIUHTUISE HAUEHFUESHgireuhi8hv83h984w3t4
NIGGER

>> No.49895765

Same energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BGSPPPWN4o

>> No.49895927

>>49895709
can’t stop laughing at this

>> No.49895975
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>>49895709
>American’tcounts

>> No.49896057

>>49895209
Its just that easy. Dont get mad at her for winning.

>> No.49896086

Also have any of you fags made zestimate stacy porn yet or are you still seething with no return on investment?

>> No.49896276
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>>49895709
Absolutely based

>> No.49896311
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>>49895209
>be me
>marry dream girl
>buy her house
>have three kids
>she's a good mom and stay at home wife
>she's frugal so we are able to save and invest
>she's keeps it tight and has sex with me frequently
Feels good man

>> No.49896439

my gf's house doesn't have a zestimate (or the equivalent on any other realtor sites).
why is this?

>> No.49896747

>>49896311
and then you woke up

>> No.49896797

>>49896439
maybe her house is actually a van?

>> No.49896823

>>49896311
What metaverse game?

>> No.49896874

>>49896311
you wish incel

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49896897

>>49895209
>Zestimate
Time to up those HELOC!

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>>49896311
I dusted off this ancient meme just for you

>> No.49896989

>>49896311
How can it be tight if she gave birth 3 times

>> No.49897063

>>49896989
Kegels

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>>49896747
>>49896823
>>49896874
>>49896974

>> No.49897326

>>49895209
At least you get to ravage her later

>> No.49897353

>>49896897
Is that baby formula? Straight up zogslop can't believe people use that shit no wonder why we have so many retarded mutts.

>> No.49897782

>49888752
Literally same fucking faggot iphone spammer, anyone who posts iphone pictures automatically assume it's this motherfucker, mods do your fucking job.