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Three questions:
When did you lose your virginity and how?
What are you doing for living?
What will be the price of bitcoin in 5 years?
Me:
12 with my only female friend who was two years older.
Had a government job for few years, now i'm self-employed
300k

>> No.49893738

>>49893713
> 17 yo highschool gf
> Data Engineer
> Don't know, Don't care

>> No.49893740

>three questions
>ask 4 questions
you only had one fucking job anon

>> No.49893749

>>49893713
My gf lets me call her mommy and she calls me good by while I suckle on her big booba as long as I want everyday

>> No.49893766
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49893766

>>49893713
those are four questions, not answering.

>> No.49893778

khv at 24
trade shitcoins
330-450K

>> No.49893825

>27yo Virgin
>Security Guard
>0

>> No.49893851
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49893851

>>49893713
OK I never had sex or have touched or a girl in my entire life I admit it you can now make fun of me if you want.

>> No.49893865

>>49893851
Virgin detected

>> No.49893870

>>49893713
>20 to a 9/10 BPD divorcee on the rebound
>freelance copywriter
>0

>> No.49893905
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49893905

>18 to a girl I was super into when I was 14. She became a slut between those years.
>paralegal
>300k

>> No.49893915
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49893915

>>49893713
>19 with first gf
>US Military
>95K

>> No.49893926

>>49893713
>stilla virgin
>unemployed
>no idea

>> No.49893944

>>49893713
>age 18, drunken one night stand with a girl from high school
>software engineer
>about $100k (and about to break down lower)

>> No.49893958

retards posting in datamining thread.


gtfo

>> No.49894045

>>49893713
>24, to a prostitute in Hong Kong
>Still travelling, living off crypto gains
>$250k

>> No.49894047

>>49893713
22yo with a first year salut of my school
Character animation
138k

>> No.49894068

>>49893713
>age 14 with gf on an atv in the garage
>government software analyst
>permanently below 10k

>> No.49894071

>>49894047
1st year slut

>> No.49894138

>>49893713
>15 to your mom
>shitting on datamining threads
>1 btc = 1 btc

>> No.49894182

>>49893713
>When did you lose your virginity and how?
Almost 27 and I'm still a virgin
>What are you doing for living?
NEET
>What will be the price of bitcoin in 5 years?
idk 10k-ish maybe?

>> No.49894230

18, coworker
Trucker
0. Made illegal for some bs reason like muh climate change so that they can establish their own digital currency that they control.

>> No.49894290

13 to a girl who lived 2 houses down.
own a consulting firm
150k

>> No.49894361

>>49893713
>When did you lose your virginity and how?
17, my girlfriend of a few months.
>What are you doing for living?
software developer
>What will be the price of bitcoin in 5 years?
over 100k or zero.

>> No.49894373

23 years old handholdless virgin
Chef at Wendy's

>> No.49894435

>>49893713
When did you lose your virginity and how?
Never
What are you doing for living?
Online poker
What will be the price of bitcoin in 5 years?
37k

>> No.49894444

>>49893713
I will always be a virgin (28 yo)
Code monkey
It will oscillate between 20k and 50k for the forseeable future, so in 5 years it will probably still be around that range. It will eventually go up and reach new ATHs, but only because things usually go up on a long enough time scale. BTC, and most non-degenerate gambling crypto, will barely yield better returns than stocks from here on out.

>> No.49894456

>>49893713
>lost it at 21 in a hotel, had a threesome with two college girls, i lucked out
>now work in an aviation field, pays decent
>over 200k, unless they go through with a dystopian reset

the fuck you do to make 300k self employed

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>>49893713
>When did you lose your virginity and how?
A year ago at 26, friend set me up with her twin sister. Most bpd psycho imaginable. Should've stayed an incel.
>What are you doing for living?
Currently unemployed
>What will be the price of bitcoin in 5 years?
Fuck if I know

>> No.49894551

So you either lose your virginity as a 14 year old to your high school sweetheart or become a 30 year old virgin huh.
Guess ill just get the rope

>> No.49894571

>>49894047
They do character animation in Romania?

>> No.49894579

>>49893713
I'm 31 and the closest contact with females were some coworkers that hugged me goodbye when I was fired for refusing the vaxx

>> No.49894590

>>49894551
I don't think you NEED to lose your v-card before to 20, but you at least need to have some female friends who sometimes hug you. Or yes, you gonna hate women for the rest of your life and you are fucked.

>> No.49894608

>>49894590
>Or yes, you gonna hate women for the rest of your life and you are fucked.
Lol you 4channers are already a bunch of self-hating women.

>> No.49894629

I don't want to have sex

>> No.49894683

>>49893713
>never and I don't intend to either
>wagecucking and investing all my poverty gains
>$50k, which will also be close to the peak of the cycle

>> No.49894708

>>49893713
how can be someone so average looking be also so attractive

>> No.49894713

When did you lose your virginity and how?
College I was 18 and don't remember much because I was wasted
What are you doing for living?
complaint investigator for a medical device manufactureer
What will be the price of bitcoin in 5 years
100K or 0

>> No.49894736

>>49893905
do paralegals make that much?

>> No.49894760

>>49893915
Greetings fellow officer. What branch?

>> No.49894847
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49894847

>>49894760
Air Force, my man.

>> No.49894854

>>49893713
>18th bday to gf
>actuary
>either 0 or 500k

>> No.49894882

>>49893713
Nice datamine, glownigger

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49894910

>>49893713

>Still virgin

>Factory Labor

>$18,864.39⅜

>> No.49894948
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49894948

>>49893958

>datamining

>leaves IP Address to be stalked by jannies...

>> No.49895279

>>49893740
....what are you talking about?
>>49893713
I want to tongue Kirsten Dunst's anus and drink her pee. Followed by engaging in a passionate saliva kiss filled missionary sex that results in her getting pregnant.

>> No.49895323

15 to 19 year old roastie who thought I was 17.
Data analysis for the state.
20k, bsv will be 250k

>> No.49895326

>>49894736
No.

He probably meant to type $30k.

>> No.49895337

>>49893851
Don't worry bro, never had sex with a girl either. It's all good. Working on myself to get a career kicked off.

>> No.49895349

>>49895279
When did you realize you are illiterate and how is 2 questions

>> No.49895351

>>49895326
>
Oh wait.

The question was about BTC price. We didn't read the OP. Kek.

>> No.49895353

>>49893713
>implying I ever did

>> No.49895406

>>49893713
29, got married
I teach
Probably 100k

>> No.49895409 [DELETED] 

19
fucked a married woman 9 years older than me
Living off crypto gains
New ATH of ~$200k

>> No.49895451

>>49894736
Nah they make like 60k

>> No.49895554

>>49893713
House nanny enticed me.

>> No.49895623

>>49893713
16
Statutory raped on college visit
IT
Too volatile to reasonably guess, but I'll crapshoot and say $250K if Powell gets dovish on rates again.

>> No.49895715

>>49893713
21 with an escort
neet
60k (after a 120k peak)

>> No.49895801

>>49893738
You sick fuck, she was 17

>> No.49895821

>>49893851
Warm salty milk coins

>> No.49895824

>>49893713
>at 5 when my mother sold me out to a local rabbi
>pastor in my town's preaching that LGBT people are divibe
>$0 since only chuds buy into cryptoscam

>> No.49896075

28 I'm going to be a wizard
neet
50k

>> No.49896198

>>49893713
>When did you lose your virginity and how?
>What are you doing for living?
>What will be the price of bitcoin in 5 years?


Never
Nothing - but former data analyst
$5000

>> No.49896246

>>49895801
I was 17 smugtard