/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49888752
>tiffany stained glass windows in sunroom
I hate women so much.

>>49888752
>spilled venti iced caramel triple shot of vanilla with onions milk on the carpet
>”whoops gotta replace the carpet, let’s get hardwood floors babe”
>$-17,000 bank account
>Zestimate +2466 (8.3%)

>>49888752
>sink installed in the bedroom
what the fuck

>>49888752
If so, my dick better be in her mouth soon as I come home from work and dinner on the table.

>>49888811
>he doesnt know that women need a sink installed in their make up desks
Anon do you even know about the makeup desk?

>>49888808
>$-17,000 bank account
>Zestimate +2466 (8.3%)
explain the logic behind this investment

>>49888811
>he doesn’t know
Kek

>>49888841
>>49888857
IT WILL MOLD

>>49888866
>he still doesn’t know why women like sinks in the bedroom
Kek
KEK

>>49888901
I just got it.

>>49888901
To wash semen out of their vaginja?

>>49888901
Can you please explain

>Salt the garden.
>Crack the foundation.
>Cause a rat infestation in the basement while down there to setup the meth lab.
>turn every neighbor into a crackhead with said meth.

Your turn, bitch.

>>49888777
motherfucking checked, greetings from kazakhstan

>>49888851
>Logic
>women

kek

>>49888910
>>49888919
>>49888936
What do women do with sinks?

>>49889070
I've never been around a woman using a sink, just tell me faggot

>>49888811
Yes, in my wet bar. Possibly my wife has one too somewhere, I don’t know.

>>49888777

>>49888888

>>49888841
>Anon do you even know about the makeup desk?
-{sigh}
-"DEAN MAN! Will you turn pro evo down?! I won't be able to hear the girls call before we head out to the Sambas & Tails!"
-{dean rolls eyes to stevie and pablo while reluctantly grabbing the remote to tap down on the new soundbar setup}
-"I'll only be a couple of minutes!"

>>49889122
They like to get fucked on them. And then they use it to wash afterwards

>>49888936
3 million dollar apartment btw

>>49889513
My trad wife whom'st doesn't exist isn't allowed to wear makeup.
If she wants rosy cheeks she better blush.

>>49890249
what's this? what goes here?

>>49890327
Plumbing

>>49890249
giga cringe and borderline unusable
even hotels are better than this

>>49890366
checked, are you serious or being sarcastic? why would plumbing be on the ceiling?

why can't mass shooters go after people like this?

>>49890327
Pornomag stash

>>49890389
look out the window of the picture
that's a multi story building
the upstairs toilet is probably right there lol

>>49890249
Let me guess, the kitchen is right behind the camera

OMG LOOK AT THAT COFFEE TABLE
IT HAS A YING YANG DESIGN OOOOOOOOO

>>49890456
but it's an apartment, all those are just other apartments not yours

>>49889513
Does this make them think they’re movie stars or something?

>>49888851
SocEng to get a compromised appraiser in the house

>>49888752
A women would never get rid of her ensuite.

>>49888752
I call that getting tricked by a business.

Salt lamp instead of essential oil diffuser
>NGMI

>>49890249
What the fuck is this

>>49888752
OP if this is really a problem you have with your wife then talk to her about it. If she doesn't listen to your problems she's a shit wife I have never heard of anyone who wants a sink in their bedroom sounds like a total goldigger not a tradwife.

>>49888866
digits itt

>>49893553
The other day ago I watched escape to the country and if I remember right, one of the bedrooms literally had a small room in the master bedroom with only a sink. The couple did not like it.

>>49888777
My fellow Kazakh, I have witnessed you

>>49890249
I'd gladly pay $4million to live in such luxury

>>49890327
It's where the put the air unit access panel

>>49890249
Imagine all the sex that goes on there.

>>49895165
i feel like if i ever had that kind of money to spend i'd never stop worrying about losing it

>>49888811
A wet bar you poorfag.

>>49888752
>zestimate up 1.5% since she made Brad remodel the downstairs bathroom
>another work from home day answering a few emails and watching Love Island the rest of the day
>10 amazon packages arriving on the daily
yep, looks like its gonna be another great day for zestimate Stacy.

>>49888851
hardwood floors are based

>>49888811
>888811
Checked and incel-pilled

>Iphone
>Nonstop off topic spam
>Has currently 19 threads active on /biz/
Wow mods you've have 24 months to clear this board of this god damn spammer and yet you let him still dominate this entire fucking board because you lazy faggots refuse to do your job.

>>49888752
What’s with biz and being seething no homers?

>>49890515
>He thinks furniture is going to raise his zestimate
anon...

>>49896295
Fucking hell, this describes my female friend that bought in 2020 exactly.

You should add something about dogs and Doordash next time.

>>49888752
koi ponds are based, but should be kept in the backyard
>tfw feeding your boys pelleds

>>49897907
It wont raise a zestimate, but nice furniture will raise offer prices. There's a reason homebuilders furnish the model homes instead of letting people tour barebones units with white walls. When people can more easily picture themselves living in a space with nice furniture they'll open their wallets and are more likely to compete against the other prospective buyers for the rights to live in that space, even if the space doesn't come with the furniture.