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>>49886730
kek. simp.
You can still beat her tho. beating women is based

>>49886730
that's why

>>49886730
to get citizenship in a first world country or marry into royalty. if not that u fucked up

>>49886730
No idea how glad I am to have been warned about marriage thanks to 4chan

Because you love your wife.

>>49886730
to have white babies and make the jews seethe

>>49886730
In some states you have 30 days to literally and legally say “oops what was I thinking” hindsight being 20/20

Ronnie James Dio "Don't dream of women,
Cause they'll oonly bring you doooowwwwnnnnn"

The zeitgeist is turning though. Niggers must be activating hatred brainwaves in the focus groups, cause they're being phased out of the simulation screens.

>>49886730
Someone must have tricked you. Get bamboozled faggot lol.

whats it like having sex?
ive only had sex once am i am 27

Is it because she didn't put salt in your eggs?

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>>49886730
>HONEY I'M BORED OF OUR RELATIONSHIP THIS HOUSE IS NOW MINE YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO PACK A SUITCASE AND LEAVE. THE ZESTIMATE™ IS MINE DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH IT

In my quite honest opinion, the only reason to get married is to have a family (ie kids). If you don't plan on having at least 2-3 kids I would never consider it. With 1-2 kids maybe adoption or surrogacy would work, but fuck me being around other people is exhausting.

>>49886869
then you'd know. What the fuck

>>49886848
>all those daughters

Probably insecurity and fear of being alone

>>49886750
Kek

>>49886730
Nothing like refreshing /biz/ when you're horny and want to complain about not being able to troll tinder for teenage pussy because you're married, then you see a thread like this on the 'log

I feel you brother

>>49886730
you got tricked anon - it's understandable
it's an easy scam to fall for, similar to college
let your pain be a lesson to others, that's the best you can ask for

>>49886869
Satchels of dirt my dude

>>49887092
your doing it wrong
before you get divorced you should quit work entirely and claim mental illness or other butthurt that you can't work anymore

stretch the marriage out for as long as possible appease her let her bang tyrone whatever, let her go get a job so she can find tyrones

if you manage to get her to have an income for a 6 months while you have zero income then SHE will owe YOU alimony

this is happening more and more in courts

tdlr;
>DON'T GET MARRIED UNLESS SHE HAS INCOME
>STOP WORKING THE MOMENT YOU GET MARRIED AND MAKE HER WORK AS LONG AS POSSIBLE
>???
>PROFIT

>be sperm donor and manage to spread your seed without commitment and are praised for it
>still get married and have my own kids

I should have cashed out when I was ahead. Why did i did this to myself bros

I could have been fucking my way through SEA all the while knowing I've spawned 20+ children who I owe no commitment to.

Instead I willingly swallowed an anchor.

>>49887248
it's especially lulzy if you marry an onlyfans girl and then make her pay you 50% in alimony afterward because her income was 500000% what yours was

guys heres a crazy idea, get married to a girl who loves you and you love back! no, love isnt fake, its not just chemicals in the brain. stop being jaded faggots

>>49887327
I did that, and married a high paid woman who is incredibly sweet, funny, and attractive to me.

I still fantasize about brutally fucking literally every woman I walk by on the street though.

>>49886730
You wanted a family.

I love my wife but never listen when she talks. Is there a Pepe for this feel?

>>49887362
I pride myself on being able to get to the point.

My wife will waffle on for 10 minutes about pointless background to get to what she originally wanted to tell me

This is how I feel on the inside

>>49887437
Kek. I guess this isn't unique though, I just don't listen when women talk. It's always infinite words to say nothing.

>>49886730
>why the fuck did i get married bros
You didn't listen to the old blokes did you Anon. You scoffed when they said "Don't fuckin do it Anon."
"Mine'll be different" you told yourself. Didn't you Anon

>>49886848
Yes anon. More goy cattle will make them seethe. Retard

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>>49887453
I just half listen while browsing my phone and if I catch something that sounds interesting I ask her to repeat that last part

I guess I’m a bit of a passive aggressive bitch because when I can tell a story is only in its first act 1 minute in I just pull out my phone and browse 4chan

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>>49886730
because you were afraid of not getting married

how do i find a girl thats a virgin to marry? im not paying full price for something thats used

>>49886848
20 people there and this lazy bitch of a Mom is cooking dinner for 5

>>49887478
kek found the seething jew

>>49886869
I had sex with two people, I suck so much at sex that I still ask what sex feels like

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If you find a catholic woman who follows all catholic ethics including those on sex and marriage, who is a virgin, then you stand a good chance. If your goal is to grow together in virtue, to grow a good family, and to honour God in all you do, then life will be great. If she has any of the marks of the following then be careful: a college degree, met when she was older than 20 unless she has remained chaste, harbours even ONE liberal idea, displays non submissive behaviour. If she checks most boxes, then the one unchecked can be trained out of her.

>>49887575
Move to Asia.

>>49887641
im not going out with someone whos not white either tho

>>49887636
>implying
All “Catholic” girls are either secret sluts who let themselves get rammed in the ass because “it doesn’t count” or they’re bitchy shrews who will make you die 20 years earlier than you should have. Also mass replying faggot

>>49887521
I do the same. Half ass ask a question based on the last few sentences I heard

>>49886869
Pretty good it can be a drag with inexperienced women

>>49886730
it’sspooky that i just fought with my wife and this is the first thread I see

on a sidenote: does anyone elses wife get turned on when you look at other women?

>>49887752
find a tradcath retard

>>49886730
oops sweaty should've stayed celibate, stinkyfag

>>49886792
Based, the jew fears the unchromed Kiwi user.

>>49886730
Because youre a stupid nigga

>>49886730
14 words brother

>>49886730
after i married my wife I owned her $1M house her parents bought her a year prior. then her parents gave me a 600k "loan" to buy properties to rent out. have a few apartments now and making more than enough in passive income that I don't need to get a job. they invite us to vacations a few times a year that they fully pay for and soon we will go on free trip around europe.

they can't speak english (they're from china) so I never have to deal with them directly nor do they expect me to follow every stupid gay tradition since i'm not chinese. moral of the story is if you aren't going to also benefit from marriage then don't do it. love is great but it will not make your marriage succeed.

>>49888359
i broke up with this farm girl i was dating for awhile bc she wasnt a virgin but she was about to inherit 2500 acres of her grandparents farmland. did i fuck up? do farmers make a lot of money

>>49888413
You can probably make more money if you arent a worhtless retarded nigger

If you cant and youre actually dumb then you would have been fucked either way