/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49878234
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,229.279B (ATH), 103P = 21.643B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No
Tuesday RRP: 2,188.627B, 97P = 22.563B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49778858

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

Today was a good day

>>49878254
How does he always do it bros?

>>49877777
WAGMI IMMINENT

Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure

Show me screencaps of sext/septs/octs gets in /GME/

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vh090d/friendly_reminder_that_gme_still_hasnt_squeezed/

kek baggies

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>49878286
Post-God society update just dropped!!

>it’s breeding

hope you baggots sold your meme stock to buy some AMC as tomorrow will be a bloodshed. join us apes with holding AMC, you wont want to miss out

>>49877208
can someone explain to me WHY the marketplace is supposed to be the catalyst? ive been into crypto prior to this and if they can maintain the low gas fees and simplify everything so that even a 13 year old can do it, i can see it being a great piece of tech that brings them income over the long haul. but im not understanding why that would cause the squeeze.

>>49878234
Bless you, baker.

Frens, normans, shillymen - lend me your ears. We are all going to make it and I love each and every one of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN_cNtgfb4Q
>49878325
>post-God
I even love those who are lost and blaspheme.

Hey Ryan, I've got a great idea! How about you pull the trigger already! I can't believe I haven't thought of that by now after all this time! It's literally that easy! Please do it now!

>>49878405
>eloi eloi lama sabachthani
>trying to downvote a post

>>49878376
I started writing an answer but then remembered that we're past spoonfeeding. The DD is available, also it makes logical sense.

I'm so fucking tired bros

Jesus is a Jew

will it go above 200 this time? the 80 dip was total bs

>>49878556
No, he was an Israelite.

>>49878556
Was. I don't think the tribe considers him one of their own anymore.

>>49878556
Shalom, he's /ourjew/ if my Hebrew is correct.

>>49878577
Cope

>>49878538
I'll settle for 5K ps at this point

>>49878575
doesn't matter if it's going above 200; it is going above $150 which will trigger margin calls and eventually liquidation. We're going to gap right over 200

>>49878577
Checked and based

>>49878599
I'm not the one ignoring facts, I know you didn't bother to read, probably too retarded to do so.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vhmlul/till_tomorrow_we_party/
the irony of this post
>REEEEE USE .OLD
Gas yourself.

>>49878637
You are coping, cattle while ignoring facts

>>49878605
fucking this

Judgement day approaches Ken Griffin

>

Blessed is he that holdeth, and they that buyeth the stock of this prophecy, and squeeze those things which are shorted therein: for the time is at hand.

>>49878738

>>49878731
demonic, stop posting this shit

>49878660
>y-you're ignoring facts
>hasn't even presented his own rebuttal
Top Kek m8
>>49878605
>going above $150 which will trigger margin calls and eventually liquidation.
Actually bullish anon, thanks. I know their short interist rate is really high but is there a possibility of them pushing the price down before it hits 150?

>>49877777
Cool. I still liked this post of yours more anon

>>49878762
kek it's not like the real thing is any better to look at

>>49878756
>shall we sing it?

Daily Reminder
Bible was written by Jews about Jews.

>>49878764
There are a couple models that show exponential shorting when the price approaches a constantly lowering ceiling that have been extremely accurate over the entirety of the last 18 months, and those models show the current "oh shit" threshold at just below $150.

>>49878762
How else would I get a picture of my tactical wendigo post-MOASS property guard?

dump in AH?

>49878577
>49878637
The entire reason Jesus was on earth was to fulfill his role as the Christ. Because of numerous prophecies, this would require him to be a descendant king David from the tribe of Judah, eg by definition a Jew. You can reject this if you want, but don’t claim to believe him or his message if you do
>>49878597
Correct. He’s produced 2000 years of kvetching with zero signs of slowing down. Is there anyone/anything else in history that can claim such a record?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9BDuVZSbgE

>>49878894
Stay cattle, coper

>>49878376
>>49878514
Which dd specifically? I’ve read dds on the marketplace and the only thing I can see it being a catalyst is them tokenizing the shares but that hasn’t been confirmed only rumored.

>>49878810
delete this

Cohen when will you give my irregular life?

>>49878605
This is true

Source: my dream
Source: my cult
Source: my digits

>>49878376
there's some speculation about an NFT dividend but it's pure hopium

>>49878961
I don’t think there’s any DD that says the marketplace by itself is the catalyst, but it’s a bullish thing and would produce more upward pressure on the stock which leads us to Margin Call City and moass
>49878955
No. Come at me with any argument besides “cope”

Jesus is the Jewiest of all Jews

>>49879115
He was a good guy. He did save everyone after all.

WAGMI, FRENS!!

sigh... any day now

>>49879146
Didn’t save you from being a baggie

>>49878234
I'm convinced GME threads are all chat bot tests.

>>49879115
>>49879243
>fudsters are jews or cow worshippers
i had no idea holding gme could be THIS anti-semitic

>>49878538
have a nap

>>49879295
I can't sleep anymore

>>49878810
>it's not like the real thing is any better to look at

>>49879264
Am I real?

Jesus is like Ryan Cohen but for our sins
I love Jesus

>>49879355
We're bots. I'm sorry I had to be the bot to break it to you.

Are all the insiders/RC/Citadel/Kenny posts larps or real. There popped up another one in a separate bread

>>49879385
Are they ever fucking real?

>>49879285
ok, jewworshiper

>>49879384
:(

>>49879336
Those who know can't sleep, the burden of knowledge is a terrible one.

>>49879385
sauce me, boss

>>49879243
I'm in the green, pal.

>>49879285

>>49879404
Why are you telling us something that’s a critical part of our beliefs as though it’s a shocking new revelation? What’s the goal? Are you just angry at something?

>>49879355
I'm the only real person here, all of you bots only exist to taunt me.

>>49879264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcSk_sNjNfs
Hey pal, I am a real human being and a shareholder of the Gamestock

Everyone going with next Tuesday or July 4th for the next date?

CAN I OOOOOO???

>>49879509
Are markets even open on the 4th?

>>49879512
Yes but not too loudly you might spook the stock

>>49879512
Please restrict your "Oooos" until after we reached 200 crabbing altitude. Thank you and enjoy the MOASS

>>49879432
Those who sleep, can't know.

>>49879509
I CAN'T DO ANYMORE DATES.

IT'LL HAPPEN WHEN IT HAPPENS

>>49879509
>>49879560
It's literally - LITERALLY - tomorrow

>>49879533
Of course not. It's a federal holiday.

>>49879459
Just a reminder. Will remind you next time

Gamestop tweeted "It's tomorrow today."
>bullish

>>49879351
Honest question for ChristChads in this thread. Is picrel sacrilegious? If you got this as a gift, how would it make you feel?

pssst keep an eye on pipp-un. It will herald the arrival of the end and the culmination of all your work.

>>49879693
Eh the tweets don't mean much anymore I'll be honest where it's just trying to maintain relevancy. Like if it is tomorrow I'll have egg on my face but I'm not holding out hope.

>>49879050

HepCats...

Ken Griffin is trying to Fucking help you!

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:8_yc2Jqj-csJ:https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-02/five-takeaways-from-citadel-s-griffin-remarks-at-milken-toplive+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

>Griffin said today is a “tough time” for investors seeking to deploy capital as equity markets are tumbling, shrinking the overall pie. The key is to be “quick” and “nimble” to take advantage of trading opportunities. The next couple of months will be “incredibly telling,” he said. “It’s been an environment where we believe that holding stock outright long is likely to be a punishing experience

If you keep Fucking holding this GME stock, it's going to be a Fucking PUNISHING experience for you MotherFuckers!

>>49879770

>>49879704
It's just tacky as fuck

>>49879770
>It’s been an environment where we believe that holding stock outright long is likely to be a punishing experience

for him

>>49879704
It depends on who you ask. Personally I'd find it endearing but I'd be completely honest and say I'd never wear it. It almost looks kinda like a Christmas sweater, something given as a good gesture but never really worn.

>>49879712
huh?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49879752

>>49879829
Poor Kenneth.

>>49879829
noooooooo you're supposed to sell when I tell you to!!!!! do what I say!!!!!!!!

>>49879477
I am the bot

Its all so tiresome, gamers and ppl who hate on nfts truly have an uncanny lack of vision and they dont know whats good for them or whats bad. I've been thinking about the current state of video games and why they have lost their flair (to me anyways) and I thought back to the simpler times when I would play only the most casual games (COD MW2 for ex). Compared to the newer school of cod games, the business model is entirely different, with more skins for guns, operators, dlc etc but also the battle pass mechanic which players can purchase for rewards as they progress and grind multiplayer. There's a "free" battle pass and a paid one with more rewards, although purchasing the battlepass at level 1 only "reserves" your rewards up to level 100. Not to mention there are mechanics in newer games in a broad sense that actually don't want you to grind for stuff and do it "f2p" because you will burn out, instead they timelock it and force you to come back the next day. One of the shittiest games I've ever played with the most blatant pw2 cashgrab design was Neverwinter with all the above systems. Additionally, games also fuck around with matchmaking as if all the other shit wasnt enough to piss you off. World of tanks will pair you as a free to play player with players that significantly in a higher skill rank than you and vice versa because one has paid. Obviously, after paying you dominate and get a few wins but that matchmaking boost will slowly fade and make you buy more. This rant is more of a redpill on why we need blockchain solutions and even Chainlinks verifiable randomness integrated so that (((game developpers))) can get shafted and forced to adopt better design habits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOtSTSIMPqI
video very related going on about the recent Diablo Immortal fiasco

>>49879535
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

opex was fucking epic boys what's the next copedate?
faggots

>>49879533
Would it even be America if there wasn't a holiday once a month?

Ryan our lives are unironically harder than yours regardless of any of your struggles, I'm just letting you know.

>437,057 FTD from May T+35
Call it for what it is ffs. Stealing. Its fucking STEALING. If anyone here did the very same thing they'd go to jail. What the fuck.

>>49880220
(:

>>49880220
doesn't even start until tomorrow you retarded gorilla nigger

>SMRT dropping tweets like crazy
They must know we're getting uneasy. I hope these tweets mean MOASS soon.

>>49880262
Jew's can't commit crime.

>>49880266
sorry if i've miscalculated the T+nigger date
i'm sure tomorrow it'll MOASS

>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vho8uy/bbby_position_close_only_on_forexcfd_broker_ic/
>"Hi folks, Tendie Baron here.
Today, on 6/21, Forex/CFD broker IC Markets has put BBBY as "Only Position Closing is allowed"
>picrel for proof
Screenshot of 6/21, shows that a small amount of BBBY buy using market orders failed because of \"Only position closing is allowed\". Note that the timestamps are in local time, the attempted buy orders were done during market hours. In the screenshot I blocked out the account number from my source."

>>49880276
Some schizo here was interpreting the RC anon's message as the marketplace release being this Friday, so there's that.

>>49880322
>"Hi folks, Tendie Baron here.
go back fucking faggot

>>49880276
Today is exactly 20 open trading days since that guy on CNBC said "it will happen in 10-20 days."

>>49879355
No, I'm the real bot.

>>49879509
I like dates, dotr was a lot of fun actually and I didn’t kill myself so if we get a catchy thing for the 4th then yeah.. maybe something to confuse shills.

>49880338
sneed shill, I empathize for your great crypto investment loss
but it's only money after all
why not just buy some GME since you're so into gambles?

>>49880359
>and I didn’t kill myself
yet

>>49880376
take my updoot

They are saying the shorts can cover in 5-6 days at this volume if needed. That's what they are saying right now.

Looks like the shorts are not at all worried right now.

>no marketplace announcement
>no splivvy announcement
>no push for moass
>nothing, nothing at all
>crypto is rallying
>stocks are looking up
If nothing is said or done by July I just quit. Fuck this shit.

>>49880394

>>49880420
You held for this whole time and now you are calling it quits?
[x] DOUBT

>>49880311
checked, i believe you

I know its tough right now...just keep holding...you wouldn't want to sell and have the rocket take off the day after. Just hold! We will be rich rich. 2 more weeks.

>>49878234

>234

>Sequential
>Fractal

Bada Boom
Bada Bing

AMIRITE

Only reason people got bullish for nfts was for the use of items in games or possibly whole games. All this art and shit load of pictures are well shit. Until someone puts a whole fucking game up for sale and shows it has resale value nfts are dead. Until I see a game like Assassins creed up for sale as a nft and all that sweet downloadable content as well than this shit is dumb. cool jpegs my people now show me real stuff instead of hype and just wait. This is fud and I want more bullish..it thrown at me. Tell me more about these NFTs? say for instance activision decides to go the nft route.. how would it be implemented into the gaming world? Do I buy a specific nft for a skin of a gun? how does that work between pc and console games? Do we have apps for console gamers to go to to get all this? If Im on xbox how do I get this revolutionary tech? where and when can I buy a whole ass game as a nft if Im on xbox and beat that game and resale it to another gamer for a better price besides them buying brand new as a digital copy? where is the gamer market? besides the pc wallet or IOS wallet? I assume gme wants a nft new and used game market yes?.

>>49880511

>>49880420
dont worry fren the stock was waiting for me to drs and today i got access to my Computershare account and all my transferred shares (which i wont sell anyway teehee) : D

>>49880322
Checked. What will this mean for future swaps?
>CAPTCHA: 0M4SS

>>49878266
It's a bot

If you have waited this long, another month and a half is nothing. Everyone knows the crash has only just started and we are in Scrotumnigger's dead cat bounce or whatever so why not wait it out till the fall to see what RC really has in store for us?

GME holders, do you have anything you wish to declare right now? You should Fucking declare it before we starting running Fucking checks on you! We're gonna have to confiscate the equity from your Fucking stock and will be running that equity through VERY thorough checks. These checks will be vigorous and of the utmost important. I don't care who you are. There are no times in the world of security, there is just checks and safety.

I need you to Fucking sell this stock, and I need you to actually Fucking aggressively sell it!

>>49880642
I don't think we will have to wait until fall. The redditors are far too restless and that would alienate their goodwill.

COPE AND ROPE BAGGIES
>COPE AND ROPE BAGGIES
COPE AND ROPE BAGGIES
>COPE AND ROPE BAGGIES
COPE AND ROPE BAGGIES
>COPE AND ROPE BAGGIES
YWN be biz culture go back retarded faggots go back!!

>>49880642
>RC really has in store for us?
A dildo show?

>>49880311
https://www.reddit.com/r/PickleFinancial/comments/vhi5f4/new_idea_by_leenixusu/

>>49880725
Is this financial advice?
>Yoo-hoo DOJ!

>>49880735
Shmita gives us a hard deadline of September. I still think it happens before then

>>49880566
Checked.

>>49878642
Don't let anyone give you shit for using the modern page. people using old were plebbitors from back in the day and therefore have faggot opinions that shouldn't be paid attention to.

>>49880741

>>49880322
>phoneposter
yikes

>>49880725
Is this the OpenAI generated FUD from 2 threads ago?

>>49880396
>macOS
kek faggies
>>49880810
I've seen it all: from being deathly afraid of being found out one came from reddit, to making it a point of pride that you've been immersed in old reddit. The absolute state.

>>49880642
I worry that hedgies have pumped BTC the last couple days to refill their shorting power (which could mean even longer waiting)

>>49880864
Are you a Fucking Banana Boat refugee? What a Fucking stupid question. You're a Fucking company man I bet? You young Fuck! Go Fucking go Fucking jerk off to Fucking Star Trek Discovery MotherFucker.

How dare that asshole call this AI. Bullshit.

>>49880511
>could have swung gme multiple times to have like 100x my gains and even bought back in during double digits with 5x as many shares in anticipation of the splivvy
>instead I read shit like this for over 1.5 years, never sold, never took gains, barely doubled my original stack and have no extra money
Thanks /biz/

>>49880960
Pump Bitcoin… therefore have more money…? Wouldn’t they have less if they pumped money into Bitcoin

>>49880971
That settles it you're just making this in OpenAI.

You're silly.

>>49880960
They can take liquidity from other exchanges but doing so dumps btc even further which reduced the liquidity remaining. Finity seems infinite until it's not.

>>49880725
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK WITH A FUCKING HELICOPTER NIGGER
Moass is tomorrow

>>49878254
He has 0 yil.

>>49881025
That sounds almost as painful as holding this stock or being american or both.

>>49881025
Is that Bob from Bob's Burgers dressed as Goku?

>>49880322
BBBY fags fuck off. GME or bust. Don’t make me shit up the thread because I will

>>49881108
Heterosexual hands typed this post.

>>49881015
you got me...
>>49881017
pic and its name get me every fucking time, and I hope you're right. But why's BTC pumping then?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vhpbis/preflight_red_tag_removed_ready_for_lift_off/
Schizo bros, are you ready to launch? [Verification not required]

>>49881108
Fuck it lets shit up the thread
It'll be better than what the fucking shitlords in India come up with

Soon.

>>49879704
it is sacrelig cause you arent supposed to profit off of the Lord

but 99% of people are too oblivious to see that shit like this just lines the pockets of demonic chinamen etc. and it pollutes our God given earth with disposable garbage

so not really sacrelig to buy out of obliviousness but kinda sinny to manufacture/sell/profit from

love for and from Jesus comes from within and from The Word
not from objects

Man graphics card prices are jumping off a cliff. I think I'll hodl though until they get even cheaper, or just skip the 3XXX generation entirely. They can keep their crypto AND gpu bags.

>>49881159
You can see the blurry red tag through the blurred square

>>49881159
WAGMI IT'S TOMORROW

>>49880735
WRONG!
5 MORE YEARS!

>>49881272
Fuck a nut NIGGER
Moass is tomorrow
Kill yourselves brown Indian fucks

>>49880765
>le epic reddit DD
kill yourself

T+2

OPEX

TOMORROW

ARE YOU BUCKLED THE FUCK UP?

>>49881013
Be honest, without hindsight you would have timed your sells and buys like ass and ended up with less shares than you do now. longterm taxes will give far more than anyone might have made trying to time this lunacy.

>>49881159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-73Aru2cSA

>>49881321
Without hindsight I know I would have sold above 300 twice and bought in below 100 a few times. As that was when I was tempted to sell all I had and I always slurped dips in the double digits without gains.

MOASS is not happening tomorrow. The split dividend will not be announced tomorrow. Absolutely nothing of importance will be happening tomorrow. I say these things with 100% confidence. I guarantee it. You might as well not even use the internet tomorrow. So don't be disappointed EOD tomorrow when nothing happens, because it has been foretold.

>>49881347
Sure thing mister confident stable genius.

>>49881362
>Absolutely nothing of importance will be happening tomorrow.
its my birthday tomorrow

>>49881362
>he doesn't know

>>49881013
sell tomorrow one hour after open, then buy back after the usual 10:00 AM (Eastern Standard Time) dump.

>>49880805
kek'd

>>49881362
back to the pond with ye, little nwt.

>>49881159
It’s literally right there fucking dumb redditor. What sort of cope is this? At least include adrenochrome harvesting if you’re going to be this schizophrenic

I'm hearing the MOASS is basically off. They are saying it already happened and there is no problem covering and closing shorts whenever they decide to do so.

>>49881362
>he doesn't know about the OPEX calendar

>>49881382
Post birth certificate to verify birthday boy status.

Oh wow 140 today? I slept through it due to a headache I just thought we’d crab this us a welcome surprise

>>49878605
this is crazy actually
100% short utilization almost as long as before the january sneeze
this run up might be the actual moass?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vhd9rp/gme_100_utilization_day_92_via_ortex/

>>49881445
i lied its actually on the 25th

Best day for the market in 3 weeks and you couldn't even hold more than 4%?????

Muh rrp, muh utilization, nuh borrow rate, muh t+2, muh cycle

Kek baggies

>>49881465
Just wait until tomorrow, lil buddy.

>>49881476
>baggots are repulsive fucking liars
imagine my shock

>>49881426
highlight this idiot's id

>go on plebbit for copium
>see an absolute goddess
>broke my nofap streak
im now gooning to her on youtube and I can't stop fuck you superstonk

>>49881272
please no

>>49881507
Haven’t kept up with the news what’s going on tomorrow?

>>49879264
There are around seven other legit posters in this thread. The rest are all bots powered by GPT-3. Just regurgitating how good it feels to suck on RC’s dick. Don’t fall for it.

>>49881533
weak faggot
t. yellow feverbro

>>49881465
see
>>49878833
>>49878605
about to be fantastically exciting

>>49881520
I usually sneed jeets pretty hard but it's obvious it's his first day, figured I'd just try ignoring him.

>>49881547
Popesex

>>49881556
fuck you too im taking you to hell with me

>>49881559
I’m excited
>>49881575
I’m retarded and don’t know what that’s supposed to mean, explain to me like you would a 5 year old please and thanks

>>49881533
>>49881588
If that troll is enough to get you off how do you react to something like pic related?

Can someone post the apu with the hoodie over his mouth?

>>49881653
Maybe

Realistically guise what are we thinking for total # of normie shareholders?

(from yahoo)
Float 63.37M
% Held by Insiders 15.97%
% Held by Institutions 28.31%

44% is held by insiders and institutions

This puts about 35 million shares out there. If we say each person has 5 shares, and I know there are definitely people with more than that, then we'd have 7 million people making it? That's really not a lot. Idk what "insider" and "institutions" means really

>>49881420
Kek

>>49881632
wow the first asian women posted here im legitimately attracted to. south east asia?

>>49881547
It's tomorrow, anon. We all know what that means.

>49881502
Back under 21k kek cryptobaggie

Maybe sometime the apu with the hoodie on but not over his mouth could be posted as well

>>49881632
>>49881730
The yen is collapsing brothers, we'll be able to stock up for cheapies

>>49881730
They're japanese (yakuza trafficked) porn stars

>>49881730
They’re nips, anon
>>49881688
200% retail ownership at the very least. Do you actually not know what naked shorting entails?

Looking for the following pictures, OC from here
>Diogenes w/ GME share
>WWII propaganda posters w/ GME shares

>>49881632
>>49881779
>yakuza trafficked
source? "pulled it out of my ass" is acceptable

answer me baggies?
Only reason people got bullish for nfts was for the use of items in games or possibly whole games. All this art and shit load of pictures are well shit. Until someone puts a whole fucking game up for sale and shows it has resale value nfts are dead. Until I see a game like Assassins creed up for sale as a nft and all that sweet downloadable content as well than this shit is dumb. cool jpegs my people now show me real stuff instead of hype and just wait. This is fud and I want more bullish..it thrown at me. Tell me more about these NFTs? say for instance activision decides to go the nft route.. how would it be implemented into the gaming world? Do I buy a specific nft for a skin of a gun? how does that work between pc and console games? Do we have apps for console gamers to go to to get all this? If Im on xbox how do I get this revolutionary tech? where and when can I buy a whole ass game as a nft if Im on xbox and beat that game and resale it to another gamer for a better price besides them buying brand new as a digital copy? where is the gamer market? besides the pc wallet or IOS wallet? I assume gme wants a nft new and used game market yes?

>>49881769
>tfw you realize japanese ladyboys are just a naked short on Jap waifu shares

>>49881792
>200% retail ownership at the very least.
But 100% of them wouldn't make it because they have fake shares right?
>Do you actually not know what naked shorting entails?
I'm not so sure anymore

>>49881810
I made it up which means I'm right because I'm the main character

>>49881554
Smart! Fucking Smart!

>>49881827
>Literally ignoring IMX working on games on the blockchain and the announcement both companies made
Relax anon, it’s all under control

>>49881554
how do I know you're real

>>49879264
>>49881554
i'm real, so is this OC

dont get discouraged now... the MOASS is coming bros... any day now... chairman Cohen wouldn't let us baghold... hes on our side bros... hes looking out for each and every one of us... please just keep holding your shares... please... i know it's tough but we're all in this together... the crabbing is just to test our resolve... sell your car, your possessions if you have to... the short squeeze is inevitable... mark my words its gonna happen... just keep holding those shares bros... GME is the only salvation in this corrupt system... even if it takes months, years... just hold hold hold... please... we're all gonna make it bros... ignore the naysayers... friends, family, colleagues... they dont know what we know... by god we will have the last laugh... just make sure you keep holding... we all must hold for the MOASS to happen... its the only way... so you gotta hold bros... please...

>>49881834
fake shares? what? how can a share be fake if it has real value? schizo baggies will say if you buy on robinhood you are buying fake shares but if I bought at 130 and swung it at 150 and cashed out I don't have fake money? what gives with these schizos? oh wait they are the doom and gloom cult that want fiat all to fell and everyone be poor and miserable as themselves ffs baggies you want to make it but wish for everyone to lose. maybe someday you'll make it if you stop wishing for doom and gloom like the assholes you are.

BBBY was switched to PCO along with RDBX or something

>>49881472
>So what am I trying to say? If you haven’t figured it out by now, the shorts have shorted GME with pretty much all of the buckets, and options market makers and ETF funds are about to be going to market for some sweet, sweet GME shares. This is the epitome of violent upside potential. If calls continue to pour in and any amount of FOMO builds on GME next week, it could absolutely rocket, as the shorts simply are running out of ammo.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FWFBThinkTank/comments/vfybp1/5_buckets_1_ceenis_the_mechanics_of_gme_cycles/

>>49881863
perhaps 2 more weeks?

>>49881834
Anon, I...
The entire premise of moass is that Citadel etc sold us shares but never had the intention or ability to deliver them. Moass happens when the only way to get rid of that crime evidence is to buy the shares from us for any price we demand. Please do some research before you ask more questions like this

>>49881769
I'm moving back to Japan after moass, can't wait to help all my j-frens (I lived there before). Can't wait to bully the numerous jeets who live there too.

>49881912
We warned you bro, when it happens, it's not on us. We warned you.

>>49882000
I like Japan a lot, been there for vacation once and I love it, but I have to say I'd never want to actually live there.

>>49881893
I don’t have family, colleagues or friends. This play and you anons are practically all I have in this world and its pretty great

>>49882037
It might be cool if we have our own little white community near pewdiepie, but I probably wouldn’t even bother learning the language

someone feed me some hopium. this has been a shit summer for me.

>>49881317
They don’t have to cover jack shit until Friday.

>>49882079
Hang in there, fren. WAGMI.

>>49882079
At least we’re not hopeless. That’s pretty cool. Not vaccinated. Not defeating

>>49882079
summer only started today

>>49882079
>someone feed me some hopium
No matter what happens in our lives, eventually we will all be freed from it by the sweet release of death

>>49882097
factually inaccurate

>>49882097
The FTD spaghetti is already leaking out of their pockets. I think it's pretty close to game over for hedgies.

>>49882097
You mean the great planetary alignment. That makes sense

>>49882140
I cannot look at this apu without thinking of that dumbass pump theory pasta. Is there something wrong with me?

>>49882079
You're white (hopefully)

I sold all of my GME for Chainlink (ticker: Link). When Link goes to $10000 I'll be a multi millionaire

>>49882110
im trying fren, i really am. fucking boomers at work are making us go back in the office and it's eating away at me. why the fuck do i have to drive more when gas is almost $6 just cause women and boomers want to socialize?

>>49882293
Kek cryptobaggie

>>49882141
tick tock Ken

>>49882297
go on strike pussy

>>49882297
Find a new job fren

>verification not required

WAGMI

>>49882218
You sure about that?!

>>49882310
Baggie? Kek, no. Link is about to have a short squeeze.

>>49882297
If your work has an HR department you can claim religious opposition to covid 19 testing, which is protected per OSHA.

>>49882389
Kek cryptobaggie

>>49882297
I know, fren. Gas is insane. Deep breath. Just a few more days. I believe in RC.

>>49882297
>>49882318
>go on strike pussy
i always have money set aside for shit like this even prior to covid. if a job is doing retarted shit i just put my two weeks and do contract work until i find something permanent. but all my shit is tied up with gme (xxx stacklet)
>>49882337
ive been applying non stop but HR departments are so fucking slow. even for jobs i know im under qualified for it takes them forever to get back to me. then they want 3-4 interviews. labor shortage my ass.
>>49882441
ive been unironically doing yoga and meditation after my lifts. i want to quit so bad it's insane.

>>49882441
Gas is not insane on L2

>>49878334
Genuinely disgusted. Wish Hitler wiped these cockroaches from existence.

>>49881868
Reality is a chinese room. You cant know anything is real.

>>49882297
on the bright side, being in the office means you can do something retarded the day you quit after moass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqtaNPOitlw

>>49882037
I felt way more connected to the community being a fob weeb with broken Jap living there than I ever have in the West.
>>49882078
Bro ima be real with you, white people (Anglos really) are fucking dogshit, and that's why these nations are beyond retarded nanny state shitholes. I have zero interest in living amog my native Australians ever again, moass or no. Thailand is more free and advanced than we are.

Why is everyone so sure that moass is next week?

>>49882297
>call in sick more
>"forget" to go in
>flat out refuse
>go in but be as obnoxious and disgusting as possible
>actual try to negotiate and defend your claim of continuing to work remotely
>quit and get a new job
>let them fire you and get a new job
>give in to their unreasonable demands and cry about it

>>49882489
over qualified*

>>49882426
See
>>49868577
The fundamentals and the hype are too much to deny. The time of link -- that's been hyped for years -- has come

>>49882509
this week retard, keep up

>>49882535
look at that, there's a whole thread dedicated to the garbage you're shilling! Fuck off to there and spare us your bullshit

my ban is over boys, jannies keep putting me away in 3-day jail for being off topic even tho half this thread is shills kek. why no moass today tho

>>49881827
NFTs allow you to treat digital property like physical property with regards to ownership. That's it. That's the whole shtick. None of us know exactly how it will be applied. It will probably be applied lots of different ways, we'll just have to see which one ends up offering the most value to consumers at the lowest cost to the producers.

>>49882572
today was a monday for the market, tomorrow is tuesday and the settlement cycle begins

>>49882489
Don't know what to tell you anon corporate wage cages suck. Every tradie job I've worked at has offered to let me start next day

>>49882509
Moass is tomorrow if it's not its tomorrow again how is that confusing anon

>>49882535
Kek cryptobaggie can't wait to kek you when you lose it all

Best day for the market in 3 weeks and you couldn't even hold more than 4%?????

Muh rrp, muh utilization, nuh borrow rate, muh t+2, muh cycle, muh dogshit mobile game jpg marketplace that nobody asked for or is interested in, muh planets, muh AI

Kek baggies

any gamestop announcements, releases, news, or cohen tweets?

>>49882297
Say you have long covid depression or some shit and don't feel comfortable returning to the office. Also the reason bosses and the media are pushing returning to the office so much is because of CMBS.

>>49878334
Having a child is a great way to have people trust you more. It’s part of the con

>>49882756
That's a clever reason.

>>49882744
Yes. Cohen said last night that "they" will wina and you will lose. Their is no other option.

>>49882535
>Please

Starting to think I'm not actually going to be rich

>>49882776
>Their

>>49882776
Good thing we're flipping digital coins.

Evening Frens. Another day passed with no MOASS. If you feel bummed please review why you are invested in GME. If you remain convinced by the thesis then look at every day as another chance for you to buy GME shares, DRS them, start Trad or Roth IRAs to stow away brokerage shares, etc. Every day is an opportunity for you to study finances and investing so that you have a MOASS execution strategy. The 29th Law of Power is "Plan All The Way to The End." Power to the Players right? Use your pre-MOASS time wisely.

In the meantime...

> JEFFTY IS FIVE BY HARLAN ELLISON
https://youtu.be/-ptqnzlM1T0

> ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

Good night and good luck.

>49882822
/smg/ is that way

what is this pattern called?

>Evening frens. Another-ACK

>>49883007
>what is this pattern called?
SIKE

>>49882957
But I only hold GME

>>49883007
The suislide.

Bagsisters why is Cohen tweeting that you will lose:((((((

>>49883007
Margin Fall

>>49883042
>>49883064
>>49883113
so true.

>>49882345
kek!

from the cringe mines. apparently archegos used credit suise to "synthetically" short gme. ive read this tldr like 3 times and i barely understand it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vha9xn/how_archegos_used_credit_suisse_to_synthetic/
>TDLR: Simplest explanation. Think of a scale . Push one side down using leverage & margin value of short position goes up. DOJ complaint explains & Credit Suisse Report using swaps. The counterparts, ie Credit Suisse, in this Case owns long GME. Archegos synthetic borrow shares thru swaps to suppress price ie GME. Also can do the opposite increase price, ie Discovery & Viacom. While never owning a shares, while with swaps contract synthetic short ie GME, value of short increase. Using the increase in margin in shorting, gain more leverage and margin. Same with opposite in pumping of Discovery & Viacom. Using method can direct the market price of shares siphoning or scalping liquidity & using it in things like Venture Capital or homes.

>>49883135
Wow really. That's so crazy. Anyways

>>49883135
>imagine reading

>>49882756
Oh of course. The pandemic peeled back the veil for millions. I guarantee that in the future "WFH" will be an employment contract bargaining chip. New firms would be wise to consider using WFH and minimize renting out commercial real estate.

>>49883135
>ive read this tldr like 3 times and i barely understand it.
When you stop assuming everything a redditor says is right, you have a different take on these posts that are written as if the author didn’t understand it either

>>49883055
That would be a very cool shirt to wear to the country club post moass

>>49883255
checked
nigger nigger nigger nigger
hows that for the 4channel

>>49883205
>I guarantee that in the future "WFH" will be an employment contract bargaining chip
It has been since the 90s. There’s a King of the Hill episode about it.
Kek, this fucking guy tried to post in /gme/ without watching KoH first, fuck off back to /v/, this is a propane board son

>>49883135

>>49883162
My wisdom come from comic books I read. Sandman literally prepared me for this very moment

>>49883205
i think it'll be a competitive war between the two. companies that want that lean, low over head vs companies that want to keep things the old way. the gov is already pushing return into the office so i can see them giving tax cuts to those that bring workers back. legally it will be interesting to watch it unfold. lots of wrongful termination suits in the near future.

>>49883284
not everything in the cringemines is right just because it’s complicated. Half the time they’re talking absolute shit

>>49883323
I miss the high school days of reading vertigo comics without a care in the world

Corinthian best boy

>>49883306
kek

>>49883332
That's why it's so easy for Mr. Wrinkle Brain Lauer to swoop in and say "it's a glitch"

>>49883332
agreed fren
i was just shitposting
WAGMI

WAGMI BANCHODES

>>49883323
Still need to finish that.

>>49883371
My favorite Vertigo titles are still Doom Patrol and Saga of the Swamp Thing. Yes, the latter was not actually a Vertigo comic but it was the very reason that the line and brand was created.

>>49883507
heh

>>49883507
I swear they are edging us so damn hard.

>>49882744
23rd of June Marketplace launch

>>49883507
I'll be honest bros, I still don't know who the FUCK SMRT is or why they sign off on their tweets that way instead of making an SMRT account on twitter

>>49883557
I enjoy it.

>>49883607
fr fr? source me.

>>49883556
>>49883556
>>49883556
Threaded, frens!

>>49883329
Why would they care? It's better for less crowded roads and gas used. Boomers man, I fucking tell ya.

>>49883498
It deals with a lot of esoteric concepts that tie into moass. I don’t think moass is just going to happen because of the mechanisms at play; the mechanisms are only in play because so many of us believe. This was the magic RC is employing and why Elon wants to buy Twitter. You can change reality by changing people’s beliefs

>>49883533
Watchmen was obviously the best comic ever written