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Knock Knock...

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/female:futanari
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49872657

poo pee poo pee!

>> No.49872661

please no more mister bobo bear

>> No.49872664
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>> No.49872665

and now we crab

>> No.49872669
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SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.49872672
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Just bought some more puts!

>> No.49872673
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49872673

>/gme/ general still exists

>> No.49872676
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GAY SEX BROS

>> No.49872677

Just hooked up a wireless mouse and my SQQQ is creeping up. I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!

>> No.49872684
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49872684

There were so many FINRA glowfucks in the last thread that I am astounded whenever someone replies to warnings about retail getting dumped is NOT a FINRA glowfuck.

>> No.49872687
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>>49872661
It hasn't even begun.

>> No.49872688
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>>49872643
Come in and sit down bobo.
The door is open.

>> No.49872696

Get fucked, Lowe’s

>> No.49872702

Why does the SEC even fucking exist

>> No.49872705
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They bought their calls, they knew what they were getting into.
I say, "Let 'em dump."

>> No.49872714
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What did you buy or sell today?

>Bought more VT
>Bough URBN puts

>> No.49872722

>>49872702
To regulate only after the disaster's happen, not before.

>> No.49872724
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>mumus literally shitting themselves
Oh i didnt do anything,yet.

>> No.49872726

>>49872702
To bag firms who don’t pay in to the cartel for stealing their tricks

>> No.49872737

>>49872702
To keep the goyim in their place bro

>> No.49872744

AMC ran to $72 with 40%’s short interest and 550 milllion shares outstanding.

REV
currently has 73% short interest (almost double AMCs) 800% minimum cost to borrow 0 shares available

It’s Trading around 150 million + in volume with a 7 million share float and 54 million outstanding and currently sitting around $5.

What do you think ?

>> No.49872746
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SEX WITH MEN
MAN ON MAN SEX

>> No.49872747
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>>49872657
Dangerously under rated post.

>> No.49872750

>>49872684
I am a brainlet, can you explain what this post means

>> No.49872760

>>49872714
Name of the show?
Asking for a friend

>> No.49872761

>>49872750
Retail is buying up everything while smart money is dumping hard

>> No.49872766
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>check the volume

>> No.49872768
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>>49872672
RIP

if you havent seen JPM 3600 4285 collar trade i hope they dont expire today

>> No.49872769

DXY climbing again. Dollar milkshake SLUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.49872783

Bears seem extremely uneducated.

>> No.49872788
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49872788

Is it time to fucking short oil yet? I feel like that's the most obvious play this year at some point

>> No.49872798

Cool bizarre telescope pattern with the 1 minute engulfing candles. Maybe next they'll use the price action to write "working group on financial markets" on the charts somehow.

>> No.49872804

>>49872788
Probably at the end of july at earliest, then again you can short the companies for a dime.

>> No.49872811

>>49872788
Don’t overthink it. Oil will run further

>> No.49872818

>>49872750
Sure.
The "large" line is institutional trading - they are selling massively
The "small" line is retail trading - they are still buying.

Guess how that usually plays out?

>> No.49872827

>>49872744
>$1 call 3 months out
I think I'm buying a few lotto tickets.

>> No.49872838

>>49872788
Oil will have another run before following the rest of the market

>> No.49872839
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>>49872744
based

>> No.49872841

Tesla is gonna hit 1k again soon isn't it

>> No.49872868

>>49872811
I know it might continue up but I would rather start dropping a fat stack into something like DRIP near the top if possible. At least some Big Money must be foaming at the mouth to short oil.

>> No.49872873

>>49872818
>not knowing about commercial hedging
lol, lmao

>> No.49872877

I just hope whatever is happening is done fucking happening by tomorrow.

>> No.49872880

>>49872818
It sounds extremely bullish to me
Facemelting pump by end of day or later in the week?

>> No.49872881

Heuristic: If you own any stock up double digits today there’s a high probability it’s total garbage.

>> No.49872891

>>49872684
alls I did was ask whether this means to load up on SQQQ and you spazzed put on me

>> No.49872895

>>49872881
Cope

>> No.49872898

>>49872880
Be watched and be learned

>> No.49872908

POP QUIZ:
When does Shemitah end?

>> No.49872910

>>49872873
Why would they buy 1 deltas to hedge? That makes zero sense. Commercial hedges are low delta tails on the options complex (SPX or ES options).
The market is aggressively hedged right now anyways on long gamma positions.

>> No.49872917

>>49872908
september

>> No.49872928

>>49872841
Tesla can't go up as long as ARKK continues to exist

>> No.49872930

>>49872868
yeah, they were called citibank and got btfo

>> No.49872939

>>49872891
>SQQQ
3x Bear ETF's are mathematically even more stupid than 3x Bull ETF's. Just go short in smarter ways like buying puts or selling calls or even going on some unlevered shitbeta short like SARK

>> No.49872942

RRP spiked back up to ATH on the 17th. Dutifully awaiting today’s results to come in, cash is never going to stop dollar only goes up bros. Soon we will bail out the entire Japan economy for about tree fiddy with how giga strong the USD is

>> No.49872943

Why is Meta dumping with the Nasdaq pumping today bros? Other social media stocks are doing fine.

>> No.49872954

>>49872908
once the moon's third cycle crosses the Euphrates and Sin is satisfied with his offerings?
am I close?

>> No.49872964
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TESSSSLAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49872969

>>49872943
Because no one wants to wear facebook on their face

>> No.49872987

If you were waiting for that exit pump, do the needful sirs

>> No.49873016
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>>49872873
SPY 375 i assume is a positive gamma territory. Excess Negative deltas prior to today’s session demanded MMs to buy back few hedges, moving to the first positive gamma territory.

Further you can see it by a quick sand kinda price action (buy dip, sell rip) at 375-376 area.

Retail is going to get SHAT on.

>> No.49873021

>>49872943
because it's not enough for democrats to get voted into office; they have to turn around and start punishing everyone who opposed them or they don't see the point.

>> No.49873030

>>49872943
faceburg is dead and anything meta promises will be better from sone new sexy startup.

>> No.49873042

Siga homophobes

>> No.49873059
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musks purchase of twitter is officially happening

>> No.49873075
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>>49873059

>> No.49873081

>>49872943
who gives a shit about a 2% fake pump Nasdaq will drop 50% in the coming months.

>> No.49873094
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>> No.49873098
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>>49873021
>everyone who opposed them
>faceberg

>> No.49873105
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49873105

Not buying your bullshit today mumu, it's an obvious dead cat

>> No.49873112

>>49873098
>Cambridge Analytica
>Peter Thiel
clueless dweeb

>> No.49873120

I wonder what does this quicksand-like price action around SPY 375 say about volatility pricing structure around that positive gamma area. Any thoughts?

>> No.49873131
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>>49872673
they'll never stop, -160,000,000 last earnings, i give them 8 more quarters before the cash is gone. unless they split maybe they can squeeze out a few more, but i really don't know how that community stays up, it's literally plebbit containment board.

>> No.49873134

>>49873059
Why buy that when openai has a bot that will talk to me for free?

>> No.49873140

>>49873094
As long as the fed is hiking there is no recovery

>> No.49873143
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>>49873081
Retards. When Saint Kramer says it's time to buy and we are the strongest economy ever it means we are already in a recession and entering a depression. Blessed be Saint Kramer, patron Saint of dumping and tricking normies.

>> No.49873147

nice dcb

>> No.49873163

>>49870504
More of this

>> No.49873167
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Short signal on REV

>> No.49873178

>>49873059
Source?

>> No.49873177
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yeah i bought the dip today
no im not selling
i will buy the dip every time the shit and piss drops 10%
bobo has no power here

>> No.49873179
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>>49872868
if oil is the last lifeboat on a sinking ship, things might get weird.

>> No.49873186
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>>49872788
i'll let you know when my $drip goes negative and you can hop in

>> No.49873192

>>49873167
is there a penis down there?

>> No.49873195

>>49873131
I wonder when GME will gamma downwards. People will not buy puts to gamma GME down, but rather a fuck huge number of calls will be sold by institutional traders and GME is going to eventually eat shit big time over the course of a few days.
The options complex on GME is like a ticking time bomb, with respect to how many calls can get sold and gamma dump it down. It's like a gamma squeeze but the other direction. A gamma crash.

>> No.49873199

just fill the fucking gap CVNA

>> No.49873203

>>49873120
Any strong buying power could spark a large run?

>> No.49873215

>When this A+ list makeup company files for bankruptcy, one of the creditors is going to be a former A++ lister who has been paid millions of dollars from the company and done nothing in return. (Revlon/Bill Clinton)

>> No.49873223

so is the world economy NOT going to collapse now? what changed?

>> No.49873224
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GAY SEX BROS
>GAY SEX BROS
GAY SEX BROS
>GAY SEX BROS

>> No.49873225
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>>49873131
Can't believe that HuskySc MK Ultra'd himself just to tap that ass.

>> No.49873227

>>49872908
September 26

>> No.49873239

>>49873203
i have 8 thousand dollars
if i bought a bunch of spy do you think that would start a run that gets us out of the impending global depression? id do that for the team if thats what it takes :)

>> No.49873245

>>49873177
Based DCAer

>> No.49873249
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>>49873203
No strong buying power wants to purchase right now, they know we have another month and a half at least of bleeding before there will be a serious correction. Big money is happy to pump the price on low volume afterhours and dump on retail throughout the day.

>> No.49873251

This is the second gayest trading day I've ever seen.

>> No.49873254

>>49873203
I mean, yeah? Lol. But that isn't going to happen since most people with strong buying power (institutions) are selling into this rally. Maybe anon over here can save us >>49873239

>> No.49873263

>>49873167
yeah i'll let it blow out everyone's stops before i think about touching it

>> No.49873267

>10 year yield takes a sharp dive last week
>and now the market is like this on tuesday

How long can the fed keep this up? The 10 year is still bursting at the seams as I type this.

>> No.49873271

>>49873251
bullish for siga

>> No.49873281

POZZED MONKEY CUM IN MY ASSHOLE (this is related to a stock)

>> No.49873283

how did you miss out on siga anon

>> No.49873285

>>49872761
>selling 6 months after the top
wow they really are smart

>> No.49873288

>>49873281
>pfizer

>> No.49873291

>>49873249
>another month and a half at least of bleeding before there will be a serious correction
more like a year and a half

>> No.49873293
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Bearish.

>> No.49873299

>>49873267
until the rest of the world can't afford the dollar anymore.

>> No.49873305

Why does everybody on StockTwits larp as a hedge fund?

>> No.49873310

Guess who made 300% on the calls they bought on Friday!

>> No.49873316
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aahhhhh make uo stock just keeps pumping

>> No.49873319
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>>49873293
>foo yun chee

>> No.49873330

>>49873310
Nancy Pelosi?

>> No.49873334

>>49873257
Okay pack it up folks the FINRA glowfuck has arrived.

>> No.49873340

>>49873316
make up lol

>> No.49873342

>>49873283
it bounced a couple cents above my alert

>> No.49873363

>>49873178
Twitter

>> No.49873366

>>49872744
I saw it at a dollar and didn’t buy. I can’t bring myself to chase a pump like that. I always get burned.
What’s the next one. That’s the real question. The one no one is paying attention to yet.

>> No.49873367

>>49873285
They've been selling since the top anon. The point is they do fake rallies to use retail as exit liquidity to reduce losses.

>> No.49873369

Today is shit. Barley anything is moving to be swing trading.

>> No.49873370
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GAY SEX TILL WE BUST A FAT POZZED LOAD ON SOME BEARS.

>> No.49873372

revlon is pulling a redbox and people will regret again lol

>> No.49873379
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No wonder TSLA is green today.

>> No.49873388

>>49873363
Yeah, it seems the current price it's at right now is about where Elon is going to be paying out per share, so no point in buying in right now.

>> No.49873392
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>>49873016
i think 408 or it's just more downside, not too long ago i had 425 as my gamma ramp takeoff spot, i just keep lowering it idk if it's ever gonna happen again. what's the best way to explain a gamma ramp to somebody? i always say i process of staying delta neutral causes that shit when puts unwind.
>>49873195
eventually i think derivatives will crash everything
>>49873225
don't know who either of these kids are just a fun reaction gif

>> No.49873398

Perhapsgay sex bros weren'twrong after all. Is it late?

>> No.49873400
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Nice volume.

>> No.49873402

>>49872643
When crude prices get close to 100, I'm going to open the most degenerate long I possibly can on GUSH. Once in a lifetime oil run is coming and it's going to come hard

>> No.49873404

>>49873366
I saw redbox at 3 sumthin and said it was too high fuck me

>> No.49873408
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49873408

So what. Is the crash cancelled now? The clown market is schizophrenic. This is bullshit.

>> No.49873407

Hey everyone I'm elon musk!
Mindvirus mindvirus mindvirus, elden ring, teehee maybe I'm a alien, mindvirus mindvirus mindvirus, fellow kids xD

>> No.49873417

>>49873379
Holy shit he declared war on the wokies because they wouldnt let him launch rockets from texas

>> No.49873422

>>49873330
Yes! You know... I am sooo drunk that I actually assumed the identity of a sober 27 yo man from Ireland.

Btw SPY is going to 390 this week

>> No.49873439

>>49873392
There is no chance we accelerate up to 408 soon lol, the amount of negative deltas that will accumulate before we get to 400 will mute that. I think we are gonna get stuck at this quicksand-like 375 gamma territory then put buyers come back in and get VIX to stick above 32 or whatever.

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>>49873392
>kids
She's 37 and bogged herself

>> No.49873447
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>>49873408
zoom out, or don't hold you weeklies overnight

>> No.49873454
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>>49872643
>>49872676
>>49872746
Gay sex bros WAGMI

>> No.49873458

rev just hit 530 lol aaaahhhhh

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>fake and gay
>nice volume
>low volume
>prepare for the dump in 1 hour
>tomorrow
>soon but it'll happen
>and you will learn

>> No.49873466
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>>49873408
>cancelled
it's postponed,remember there's another hike comin in and many things yet to come

>> No.49873493
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49873493

a make up company was the real squeeze lmao

>> No.49873499

What even causes this horse shit? Who is out there just buying and selling back and forth over and over?

>> No.49873518

>>49873499
Me

>> No.49873522

Today will close red

>> No.49873524

>>49873499
you know who

>> No.49873531

>>49873499
>he doesn't wash trade
ngmi

>> No.49873532

>>49873439
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. I feel sorry for the noobs who take you seriously but stupid is as stupid does.

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>>49873493
DAmn that's an old gif

>> No.49873533

>>49873466
Everyone knows this, priced in

>> No.49873535

>>49873094
so is this the bottom?

>> No.49873554
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49873554

uhh wtf revlon

>> No.49873561
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49873561

>>49873442
i like them squirrel cheeks

>> No.49873570

is rev going to hit 6 dollars

>> No.49873573
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It's gonna doomp tomorrow, mark my word retards. I'm was right about today too

>> No.49873575

smg would've been screaming capitulation when the s&p was at 730 in march 2009

>> No.49873579
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>You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>> No.49873581
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Is the stock market really just a game of buy when the fed is lowering rates and selling and shorting when they are raising them?

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Haven't been on /smg/ in a long time, holy fuck the amount of retards here.

Personally I like teen feet (because I'm a pervert).

>> No.49873594

>>49873408
It's definitely not over and bear market rallies are a good opportunity to pick up bear ETFs cheap. Also tomorrow Powell is testifying, and next month another interest rate increase. I'll be surprised if tomorrow is green but it's today is not green enough for me to want to risk loading up on SPXS or UVXY

>> No.49873604

>>49873493
is he ok?

>> No.49873608
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>>49873531
everyone is scared on the tax hits, but you still keep more than you pay in tax, i'll never understand

>> No.49873617

>>49873579
Nice cartoon faggot

>> No.49873630

>>49873581
Always has been
Price discovery is an enemy of the people.

>> No.49873634

>>49873554
its pilling a redbox, fags will complain its too high rn then cry next week when its past 10

>> No.49873638

RAWR I'M A DANGEROUS BEAR *poops pants*
>>49873186
bro i bought a single share of DRIP at the same time as you

>> No.49873640

this a nice little bull trap we got here.

>> No.49873645

>>49873587
>feet
What's the deal with feet?
What makes them attractive to you?

>> No.49873646
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I've got a feeling everything's gonna be just fine from here on out

>> No.49873650
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>>49873587
that's a man

>> No.49873653

>>49873587
I know this girl I fucked her in Michigan. She only talks to brown guys like me. Her name is Lydia

>> No.49873654

UNINVESTABLE
UNTRADABLE
COMMIE SETPOINT MARKET

>> No.49873655

>ECB SETTLED €342.7 BLN CORPORATE BOND PURCHASES.
tick tock mumu

>> No.49873658

>>49872643
Snek market

>> No.49873662

>>49873581
Central bankers are the biggest dicks on the market, you can't outswing them. They will grind their own currencies down to nothing just to play around a little bit longer with their academic pet projects.

>> No.49873665

I slurped SQQQ so get ready for the gigapump now

>> No.49873670

>>49873608
I love her shirt

>> No.49873677

>>49873535
?

>> No.49873692
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>listen to few documentaries on Bitcoin while trying to sleep
>each has suspected cases of who Satoshi Nakamoto is
>Every person suggested is a asian male or a white male
>no women
>no blacks or brown people
WHATCHU SAYIN DAT WEZ CANT MAKE DA BIT COINZ?

>> No.49873691

had bull X15 stockholm OMX but not NASDAQ
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.49873699

>>49873535
last 30 sec before the closing bell will be crazy.

>> No.49873700

how do I profit off of boomers?

>> No.49873704
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SOXL BROS WE ARE UP 10% TODAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>> No.49873707
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>>49873665
Today was the gigapump
Now line goes down

>> No.49873715

>>49873670
It's a state of mind

>> No.49873732

>>49873677
look at your picture and then read what you posted

>> No.49873733

>>49873177
>buying on a green day
retard

i bought at the bottom on thursday btw just saying :3

>> No.49873738

>>49873707
I hope, but that kinda sounds like cope

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>>49873640
bull flag on the 1h volume is concerning tho, prolly just profit taking/short rally? is volume TA? it's all i trade on anymore

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>>49873715
>not by the color of skin. but content of character
so it was the same thing this whole time?

>> No.49873759

Every time I look at tqqq and the number starts with "24.6," I'm that much closer to just snapping irl

>> No.49873762
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49873762

should I invest in gay sex or is it too late?

>> No.49873768

HOLY FUCK I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT FUCKING REVLON, I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO THAT ONE ANON FUCKING SHIT NIGGER

>> No.49873779

Bitch Ass faggot ass bears shorted the bottom lmao

>> No.49873785

>>49873759
Why don't you just snap and be done with it?

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>> No.49873789

>>49873379
Germany's finance minister said yesterday that he proposes removing incentives for buying electric cars. "An electric car over its lifetime is subsidized with up to 20.000 Euros of tax money, that's not sustainable"
You can expect Elon to cry bigly and start a lawsuit against german government because he just finished building a factory here and now we arent going to give him our taxes to get richer.
https://www.faz.net/aktuell/wirtschaft/lindner-will-kaufpraemien-fuer-elektroautos-streichen-18111798.html

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>>49873750

>> No.49873802

DID PPT CLOSE THEIR POSITIONS YET?
ARE THEY WAITING FOR THE PRICE TO BE RIGHT FOR ANOTHER SCALP?
WILL THE MARKET FINALLY STOP TRADING LIKE FUCKING DOGECOIN FOR EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING HOUR?

>> No.49873806

revlon has been a comfy stock today, swing bros and pump chasers and short squeezers I kneel

>> No.49873814

>>49873788
zoom out

>> No.49873817

>>49873768
it was already 3x up at the time. you could have just as well ended up a baggie.

>> No.49873818

>>49873779
>shorted the bottom
this will not age well

>> No.49873830

>>49873768
buy now before you regret when its past 10, I know this feel all too well

>> No.49873858

Is RYCEY ever going to massively pump bros? I kinda like it.

>> No.49873862

>>49873789
Was in Colorado over the weekend and the only happy and cheerful Lyft driver I had was the one who got a few thousand in subsidies for driving an electric Kia.

>> No.49873875

>>49873818
This is definitely the bottom. Most things in the stock market are fairly priced now.

>> No.49873895

>>49873875
when's the next rate hike and what will that do to stock prices

>> No.49873902
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>>49873830
>FOMO in now or you'll regret it
what could go wrong

>> No.49873903

This gas tax holiday proposal is bullish for us oilbros, right?

>> No.49873904

>>49873895
It's all priced in. Rate hikes got priced in the last few months.

>> No.49873905

Why we pumpin fellers

>> No.49873909

>>49873875
Hahaha dude come on

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>>49873858
no
>you got it because it was cheap, and you though oh wow their cars are so expensive oooo ahhh and plane engines oooooooooooo

>> No.49873917

>>49873895
>when's the next rate hike and what will that do to stock prices
If every rate hike over the past few months is an indicator then line will go down newfriend.

>> No.49873921

>>49873905
all the bad market conditions are priced in, only up from here

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>it's all priced in

>> No.49873925

>>49873905
PPT closed their scalps and are now waiting for the price to bottom out so they can do it again.

>> No.49873927

>>49873909
Haha look how undervalued so many companies are. And the stock market already reacted to rate hikes and priced them in. The bottom is in.

>> No.49873931

Yea, lemme get a 4 shares of the Nasdaq Crypto Index

>> No.49873939

>>49873916
I don’t think RYCEY has anything to do with their Automotive business. It’s all aero.

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>>49873817
>>49873830
The sheer fucking duality of man, time to buy. FUCK THIS

>> No.49873983

>look how undervalued so many companies are
they were wildly over priced last 3 years- the whole market was. only some of your beloved pricing in has happened.

>> No.49873985
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Are semiconductors fucked? I keep hearing murmurs about demand being destroyed on semis

>> No.49873988

>>49873875
>Most things in the stock market are fairly priced now.
uh no. lamao

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Well I'm still up on the year since I've been rolling my Disney puts. So that's cool.

>> No.49874000

>>49873983
>i get to decide what value means and what ratio dictates it

>> No.49874005

>>49873921
>priced in

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Even if it really is the bottom, I can't buy back in right now. Not for another 3 weeks or else I'll get hit with Wash Sale rules and I can't write-off the recent realized losses on muh taxes.

>> No.49874012

>>49873983
>>49873988
You're telling me that FB and NFLX and GOOG are still overvalued? Get the hell out of here.
Also look historically how the market has reacted to bond rates they are usually bullish for the economy after a few months.
There are so many companies that are undervalued and that is why the stock market is rallying today because people are buying value

>> No.49874013

>>49873927
They look undervalued because of past earnings, ding dong.

>> No.49874015
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Is calling worthless bags a "short squeeze" the new meta play for bagholders, since it worked with GME and AMC?
I've been seeing it more and more, both for stocks and crypto.

>> No.49874021

>>49874012
lmaaaoooo look at this dude

>> No.49874023

>>49873985
Prolonged supply shortages and a massive increase in prices as a result would do that I suspect. Little to no reason for companies to grow in this environment especially when they can't even source raw materials properly.

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>>49873167
>>49873263
kek thanks for being my exit signal baggies

enjoy the rugging

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>>49873939
>1w candles
good luck with your investment, maybe some penny stock day traders can squeeze juice outta here just seems like a retarded hold. buy stock in whatever material their made out of like steel or aluminum manufacture i'm sure you'll make more that way

>> No.49874061

>>49873902
just do options if you are scared of shares

>> No.49874076
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how to short the west and invest in japan?

>> No.49874097

Fucked a whore in a strip club and they drained me lmao, how do I get it back?

>> No.49874100

>>49874061
I honestly think option spreads are safer than buying penny stocks.

>> No.49874106
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remember what you are investing in.

>> No.49874120

>>49874054
I don’t own the stock. I never said I bought it. I asked for opinions on it.

>> No.49874121

>>49874097
walk back into a strip club and find yourself a whore.

>> No.49874123

>>49874012
None of those companies sell anything people want. Entertainment and advertising are the first items cut during recessions.

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>>49874076
>"Superheroes?"

>> No.49874128

i just made the rounds of all the furry porn websites and there is NOTHING good. what the hell is wrong with the market?! short furry porn. (ticker: SFUR)

>> No.49874140

>>49874128
kys
simply.

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>>49874015
basically, also makes other people call out high short interest like it's an amazing thing, then if anything does happen, they obviously don't sell because of greed, then they lose unrealized profit and call it either crime, or a dip before the rip. i count 3 in this very thread

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>>49874106
holy shit

>> No.49874156

>>49874012
i hope all those companies go bankrupt....

>> No.49874162

>>49874106
Probably still more efficient than your diesel trucks

>> No.49874175

>>49874106
don't care nerd
fast car go (jetsons sound)

>> No.49874177

what are the best bags to hold if i don't want my wife to get anything in the divorce

>> No.49874182

>>49873902
this totally won't get diluted any time soon

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>>49874120
would you buy that chart? that's all the info you need

>> No.49874199

>>49874076
Even the artwork looks like dogshit

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Who is this queen?

>> No.49874203

>>49874162
>more efficient than diesel
Lol

>> No.49874204

>>49874123
Not to mention the turn in social sentiment regarding their content. Look at the backlash Disney is finally getting. I banned FB, DIS, IG, SNAP, and many other things in my household. You think I’m the only one? How’d that new Toy Story movie do over the weekend?

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>>49874162

>> No.49874228
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>>49874076
I read that backwards, it took me way too long to realize.
Also fucking really?

>> No.49874233

>>49874175
RIP steve c

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>>49874162
did you exclude all the diesel used to create this

>> No.49874236

>>49874140
furry bull detected

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>>49874177
RGR
SWBI

>> No.49874243

>>49874202
Mama mia

>> No.49874246

>>49874146
Man, how did human women survive 10,000 years ago when saber tooth tigers and short snout bears existed. How does a gender that is this mechanically inept even survive in the wild.

>> No.49874251

>>49874185
I never understood this. Why is he shooting way off to the side of the window like that when he should clearly see him coming in through the window itself?

>> No.49874256

during times of trouble women need more make up so they can look like better whores, thats why Im long on revlon lol

>> No.49874258

>>49874162
>being this retarded.

>> No.49874280

>>49874246
Your first word answers that.

>> No.49874284

I want to sell rev so fucking bad right now but I can't day trade cus I'm a fucking leaf god help me

>> No.49874285

>>49874162
>this is what zoomers actually believe

>> No.49874286

>>49874202
PREGGA

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>>49874177
Unironically crypto, but you have to buy it p2p so there are no exchange receipts.

>> No.49874296

>>49874246
society decided to take care of retards

>> No.49874306

>>49874246
Women knew their place and stayed to raise their children while men did the hunting.

>> No.49874316

>>49874012
>You're telling me that FB and NFLX and GOOG are still overvalued?
Shiller p/e is at +30 so the market as a whole is largely overvalued, that said the ratio isn't the end all.
NFLX has too much competition and does not have a competitive advantage over other services- especially once they roll out pay subscriptions with ads.
FB and GOOG may be undervalued, but the recession will impact growth across the board.
Furthermore, rising rates aren't great for growth stocks. Any modeling will have to factor in- heavily- the increasingly higher cost of equity. A recession will necessarily slow down growth as well. Valuations will be hit from both sides. While FB and GOOG may be undervalued relative to the current market conditions, I suspect that the recession and rates increase will necessarily reduce the value of these stocks.

>> No.49874319
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>"Hello please connect me to Mr Jerome"
>"Yes I would like to ask why the dump is being delayed"
>"No you may not put me on hold"
>"Yes I recently bought 20 puts"
>"No I said I will not hold thank you"

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>>49874256
Just stick with L'Oréal.
>Went to concert with three buddies and four girls.
>Girls took an hour to put their makeup on and get ready while we just shit-talked the entire time.

>> No.49874327

>>49873634
I bought calls around 5 thanks to you.

>> No.49874343

>>49874326
women are insane

>> No.49874346

All I can do is lay here wondering about if we have any engineering apes on /smg/ who would know how to disable the power at Citadel’s HQ to disable their dark pool while still leaving the rest of the market functional.. do I have a problem?

Fuck Citadel. We need to get back at them.

>> No.49874355

>>49874202
kelly is mine

>> No.49874363

>>49873902
>>49874182
>>49874061
They declared bankruptcy like 2 days ago, this is why it's going to pump 500%. Remember your clown world training.

>> No.49874372

uh oh rev just hit a new high...

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>>49874251
no idea, i'm sure firefights aren't exactly easy to stay calm during, i've never had the atf break into my home either

>> No.49874376
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SHORT SEMICONDUCTORS. GPU flood is here.

Chinese miners and South Asian ecafes now dismantling their mining rigs and putting cards up for auction on livestreams.

3060 Ti's going for $300-$350 USD ...

>> No.49874380

>>49874355

Well it's my child inside her so I doubt that

>> No.49874390

>>49874326
>French withholding tax
Kill me. Louis Vuitton same shit.

>> No.49874393

>>49874363
sir yes sir!!!

>> No.49874423
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Remarkably neat and tidy price action today. The 15 minute candles look like heikin smashy candles but they aren't.

>> No.49874448
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Bakers?

>> No.49874453

>>49874100
It's always a risk:reward thing. Options are safest when the underlying can go infinitely against you overnight and any upside will be had in the near future, while stocks are better when you don't know when it'll go up but there's a limited high-likelihood downside.

>> No.49874455

I want to sell my BVNRY. I’m up 20% on it. I think I’ll wait until after the (((WHO))) meeting this week.

>> No.49874458

>>49874162
>diesel engine turns wheels
>diesel engine turns electromagnet forces current through a wire into batteries through another wire turns another electromagnet turns wheels
if only there were some way to determine which of these are more efficient

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>>49874423
so you're saying it's a trend day

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>> No.49874483

>>49874376
excellent, i've been wanting to upgrade my pc AND i am slurping soxs

>> No.49874495

>>49874346
preempt and feed their algorithms bad data

>> No.49874510
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49874510

Tomorrow.

>> No.49874541

>>49873732
idk what the chart means

>> No.49874550

>>49874376
Pretty sure gaymers are a small fraction of the semiconductor market
What’s really important are the chips used for cars and refrigerators and shit

>> No.49874553

revlon just hit 6 lol

>> No.49874560

>>49874467
>gee i hope all this uncontrolled solar doesnt have devistating effects on aged infastructure when they all output at the same time
>fire.jpg

>> No.49874588

>>49874553
I fucking hate redditors so much

>> No.49874591

>WHITE HOUSE: WE DON'T SEE A RECESSION RIGHT NOW, WE'RE NOT IN A RECESSION.

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oh my god

>> No.49874606

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING
HOW CAN IT JUST MAKE A FUCKING RECTANGLE ALL FUCKING DAY
HOW CAN IT HAVE THE SAME SUPPORT ALL FUCKING DAY THAT IT JUST TESTS OVER AND OVER AND OVER
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.49874613

>>49874588
why?

>> No.49874625

>>49874591
>"We're not degenerating."
>"We're not losing cohesion."
>"We're not becoming Weimar."

>> No.49874639

>>49874613
¿por que?

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I NEED more gay sex bros.

>> No.49874661

>>49874591
>were in a recession, and thats a good thing

>> No.49874660

Target is cutting their inventory and canceling orders. Consumer confidence at lowest point in decades. Stock is up by 4% today.

Textbook dead cat bounce.

>> No.49874666
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>>49874467
Some of the import percentage is coal plant from Wyoming.

>> No.49874677

>>49874591
>WHITE HOUSE: AND JUST TO CLARIFY, IF THERE WAS A RECESSION, IT'S PUTIN'S FAULT

>> No.49874686

>>49874376
Those things have been on at full throttle 24/7 for years. buyer beware

>> No.49874696

>>49874602
Crabbish?

>> No.49874702

im gonna meme every girl to hype revlon for the next month lol

>> No.49874714

>>49874695 >>49874695 >>49874695 >>49874695
News

>> No.49874716

>>49874686
Used GPUs from China?
Sounds like quality.

>> No.49874765

>>49874591
the white house just recessed over my house

>> No.49874821

>>49874120
Rycey is great. 2nd largest manufacturer of turbine engines after GE. They make a lot of stuff for the British military

>> No.49876102

>>49872768
expiration on the jpm collar?

>> No.49876839

>>49872657
indeed