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49870130 No.49870130 [Reply] [Original]

why does it seem like every shitcoin is trying to get a GME-like "short squeeze" going these days. is this the end game of crypto

>> No.49870959
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>>49870130
Because everyone wants to be like us since we're better than all of you. You guys can only aspire to get a sneeze (and you won't even get that), while GME hasn't even had a short squeeze yet (according to the SEC). If you don't buy GME, you hate your family and want to remain poor. This is financial advice and your last warning.

>> No.49871060

>>49870959
unfathomably based

>> No.49872012

>>49870130
FTX and Binance shorts have destroyed the market and now FTX is buying up competing platforms. The market is consolidating. The only thing we can do as investors is to buy blue chip cryptos like FTM and CNDL and hold on until the bull market returns, which I don't think will be long now.

>> No.49872073

It makes a simple narrative for dumbs dumbs

Price going up = "squeeze"
Price going down = "hedgie crimes"