/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for OL

still all cash
waiting for the crash
JPM has 1.4 trillion
but it's trash

>>49858520
>>49858533
One fucking job.

>>49858520
UVXY SQQQ SPXS chads how we feeling about tomorrow?

>>49858638
this thread was first

My wife divorced me. What should I do now?

>>49858781
Like it'll be a buy day not a sell day.

>>49858579
What from?

so this is a retarded question but if I write calls on stock I own can I buy it back to close my position before it expires?

>>49859055
Yes

>>49858520
>yields green
>futures green
The Jew is trying to out jew the Jew

>>49858917
senpai ga uzai kouhai no hanashi

I made a cursed cocktail from ginger beer and some home mixed abomination that should be considered bitter I guess and my lips are ON FIRE.
I'm gonna finish it though.
Long weekends suck, this is not financial advice.

a green week
its heckin time

>>49859773
>green week because chinks and europeons are trading it up on 0 volume

Siga bros, how we feelin?

>>49859055
Writing is a STO (sell to open) action. You would BTC (buy to close) or let it expire, ideally worthless. If youre not sure of expiring ITM or OTM its called pin risk.

>>49859055
>>49860942
>pin risk

btw even with spreads you can be on the hook for 100 shares if you let them expire and after hours moves against you

>>49860695
Great! This week should be interesting.

>>49859196
> senpai ga uzai kouhai no hanashi
Any good?

>>49859157
Based anime charts

The bullmarket is the only way forward

is it too late to buy revlon

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

We wont reach the bottom until everyone turns bearish

>>49861340
Literally every thread. Every fucking thread this shit is posted. I have to see this garbage several times. Why do you even bother? This is just junk. FUCK YOU

>>49861392
>Literally every thread. Every fucking thread this shit is posted. I have to see this garbage several times. Why do you even bother? This is just junk. FUCK YOU

WHAT THE FUCKING SMALLCAPS WHAT??

FINNA GET HEEMED ON MY SARK BUDDY

No one told bobo, right?

>>49858807
Do you have kids?

Red by opening

Money

It's a gas

>>49861600
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.

Apple computer. Amazon computer. Alphabet computer. Microsoft computer. All at 52 week lows or almost. I'm gonna slurp.

>>49861635
>>49861617
BUDDIES

Market's gonna be closed in 2 weeks for July 4 too

Felt wealthy today and bought a bottle of black label and some pearl earrings for the wife with my fidelity card. Felt good bros. Wife loved the pearls.

>>49861667
good maybe ill get some sleep for once

Futures just coomed

market should be open on NIGGER day

cruzin for a bruzin

>>49861682
Holy DOW. My boomer stocks are gonna rip, if only for a moment.

>>49861667
Fucking bullshit. All (((holidays))) should be abolished.

It's undeniably over bobos

>>49861697
Woah keepin me cool!

bobo....You showed me no mercy, so now you shall suffer the wrath of heaven.

>>49861696
That’s a fine piece of biological machinery, anon.

I want to be the kind of person who rents a small warehouse space, for reasons....
But I don't have any reasons...

>>49861784
Your reason could be to rent out that warehouse to someone else for a higher price because they have reasons

>>49861696
> futures

We'll get -4% at market close

>>49861478
I mean it does get annoying after 20 times reposted by the same sperg

There’s going to be one more stratospheric run to 5k and then a huge ski slope to 1750. Decade to recover. Cap this.
If it runs. Gtfo and be patient. There’s no way all of this doesn’t return to the mean, but there’s another tsunami before the true crash.

>>49861635
I prefer soxl computers myself. I hear they make the best gaming pcs

What the fuck

Load the evergrande FUD
Report more viruses
Lodge a ship in a canal
Declare a war
Do something!!

Futures gonna dump 10 mins before open as usual

Pretty gay market, gonna buy puts in 2 weeks so just makes it cheaper for me anyway, no bullish case other than "we dumped bro buy the dip"

>>49861784
Turn it into a porn studio where you tie women up on medieval contraptions and fuck them mercilessly in order to impregnate them

>>49861846
>kalingrad has been blocked
>this can be seen as a declaration of war, kicking of ww3
>bulls beat up the bears and the next golden bullrun happens
>WHILE WW3 DESTROYS THE WORLD

>>49861861
OooOoooOOoo

>>49861714
I'm just now learning about the market, and I don't understand days off either. I was reading that some exchanges have "lunch break" closing time. Wtf? Why are we pretending like there is some accountant with glasses writing down buy orders and making phonecalls to companies to buy shares? It's all automatically now, done by software. What is the point of the market ever closing?

>FUTES

I feel your fear, bobo

there is no dark side of the moon really, matter of fact it's all dark

>>49861784
You can fill it up with bunk bends and rent it out to Chinese people without a visa. I reckon you can make a nice profit by charging each a small amount for their own bed + communal bathroom + shared small kitchen
You don't have to pay taxes on it, since you'll get payments in cash, under the table, so to speak

Holy fuck futures.

Melt up schizos were right

>the mumu is experience a moment of euphoria
>this is usual before the death kneel

>>49861985
eternal bobo cope

>>49861846
how bout this

>these futas
Yeah, I'm still thinking we're red by close Tuesday

>everyone expecting red monday

aww yeah we moonin

>the Fed: we're hiking rates and reducing QE, please expect a modest correction
>banks, hedge funds & institutional investors: the Fed is hiking rates and reducing QE, we expect a modest correction
>retail traders: OMG THE MARKET IS CRASHING. IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER. CAPITULATE CAPITULATE CAPITULATE. GREAT DEPRESSION. BLACK TUESDAY. S&P TO 1,000. THIS IS THE END OF HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT

>>49859725
>long weekend
Actual glowie detected. Nobody gets this day off.

Alright guys are we gonna pump on open? S&P futures are up 58 points at the moment. Should i buy in? I liquidated on Friday

>>49861072
it was cute and funny. worth a watch even if tsundere is kinda stale

>mumu thinking we're gonna pump significantly with the Fed tightening
We've known how this plays out for over a year now, we crash until banks and other institutions start busting. Then the printers are put into overdrive, inflation immediately goes out of control, assets continue crashing in real terms. It's all but confirmed that the Fed WILL destroy the dollar, the banks WILL bail in, and the bond market WILL collapse, basically fucking over the entire planet for a generation.

>>49858781
Nothing like shorting the bottom.
You could at least wait for the VIX to go down to 25.

we got any good news or the fuck is happening?

>>49862203
Priced in

Honestly, I'm very hedged right now. So futures green don't worry me too much. I'll sell my mumu positions for a nice profit tomorrow, and then when it dumps the rest of the week my bobo positions will also print.

>>49862219
>we got any good news
S.0.y and bugs patties heated in a Chinese microwave for dinner after a 12hs shift at the local Amazon warehouse, in a communal pod block, with 5 minutes shower that you have to pay to activate
The good news is that we are not there, not yet at least

>>49858520
Idk who else to talk to this about but you guys ever fuck with the Neti Pot? I've got sleep apnea and the masks are fucking with me i think because of congestion so I've been using it daily for like two days and honestly i feel a difference already (even if I'm doing it wrong and i can feel it run down my throat)

Really goofy looking but man I hope I keep improving because I can tell I'm still really blocked up in there. Give it a swing you guys

guess what happens on micheal jacksons birthday?

>>49862264
if I vill own something I'm not interested

>>49862288

Australia just blew up their coal industry.

>>49862322
got a link? i see the aussie doing a dookie rn

>>49862297
Do you think the pod is yours? You won't even own your soul

>stocks crashing
>crypto crashing
>precious metals doing nothing
>inflation destroying fiat
what the fuck does anyone do in this shit
i literally have like 350-400k in USD to do something with but what

>>49862334
>>49862322
This? https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jun/21/qld-state-budget-2022-analysis-queensland

>>49862340
Do you have a position in PMs already?

>>49862340
blow it on hookers and smack, it has negative returns but your dick will be sucked and you'll be high

I just want to play with titties bros.

>>49862127
I'm so sick of bobos who think its 2008 x 2000 stock bubble with a dash of the great depression, we need to euthanize the mentally ill.

>>49862109
>mumu doesn't even know what day it is
SAD! Many such cases.

>>49862354
don't think that's it as the time is not fresh enough
must've been a twitter post or something, i can't anything

>>49862359
no, but i wouldn't trust non-physical ones
i can store some at my parents home in america (i live in germany)

>>49862335
then sign me up for ze happy times in ze pod

>>49862340
Diversify. Buy a safe and a few oz of gold, a few guns, some ammo. Throw some money into the stock market casino, try to swing trade SPY options (small amounts). Get yourself a red corvette, hit the town, pick up some ladies. It’s the Götterdämmerung, the twilight of the Gods, live with a zest for life

My gf’s boyfriend just told me that I should buy SIGA, is that sound advice?

>>49862477
yeah i dont want a car there's nowhere to fucking park here and too much traffic
i am 4000 miles away from the house that all that stuff would be stored in

>>49862398
>>49862354
Massive royalty bumps. This is on top of existing royalties, taxes, and other expenses.

The windfall taxation won't stop until no one's making money on any commodities and nothing is being produced anywhere.

>>49862506
Bitch

>>49862532
fuck off retard

>>49862526
Forgot the image..

here's a link too:
https://www.afr.com/politics/big-miners-cop-a-royalty-hike-in-queensland-20220620-p5av7a

Hi, I'm a moron.
When Schwab asks me to link my routing number, do I use the number for electronic deposits or wire transfers? I used the one for deposits.

Good morning my niggers

>>49862506
I can tell by your piss poor attitude that you’re NGMI, not even with $500k. Find something you enjoy, live a little, find Jesus, etc

>>49862493
oh no no no

>>49862402
I only own physical coins. That's what I would go for, personally. They are there as a nice safety back-up. You know you have something that will always hold some value, and it doesn't occupy much space. Plus, they are shiny

>>49862428
>Blessed ID

>>49862589
Never use the wire number unless specifically asked for it.

>>49862543
You’re a sassy little one. I’m gonna break your bussy.

bros look at metals

>>49861635
Or you could wait for a 3 year low, or even 6.

>>49862775
We going risk on

Fugg

>>49862279
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0xChRjZua0

>>49862728
Phew, I almost did that but backed out at the last second.

btc and nasdaq are inversely correlated now? metals correlated with equities now?

you all desperately need medication

>>49862203
It's priced in, efficient market theory, look it up bobo.

>>49862960
I grow my own medication.

>>49862960
Fight me bitch. I’ll beet you up and take your female relatives as war brides.

Watch and learn

Repost but we'll officially be in a recession in July
>Quarter 2 GDP report, will likely show economy falling
>Last Quarter was a 1% fall, two quarters for GDP falling is a signal that there is a recession
>Powell will certainly have interest rate hike in July
Prepare accordingly

We do be Green

If oil companies aren’t up tomorrow I’m going to Kermit suicide.

>>49862550

Awww strewth

>>49862279

I should give it another go. I have a sleep test scheduled at the end of the month so I can see if I need to be prescribed a darth vader machine to sleep with.

>>49863251
*farts on your cpap machine intake*

Bearfags btfo
Lets go fokin go bear market rally

No matter how many times I get baited by >futures shitposting I continue to fall for it.

>>49858520

CAN YOU FEEL IT BOBO?
LETS GOOOOOO

What happend?

4chan.org is down for me, however 4channel is up

Did /pol/ finally get nuked

>>49863349
it's up for me

>>49863349
Works on my machine.

>>49863349
your just getting routed through a glowie server is all. if you have nothing to hide on your device your fine

>>49863096
If we are in a recession what makes you think rates will be raised? Especially with quantitative restricting going on.
My plan is to go leveraged once the fed turns doveish but not sure what I’ll do if it’s doveish for July.

>>49863375
>>49863363
>>49863361

Looks like a cloudflare outage

burger here btw

>>49863376
>If we are in a recession what makes you think rates will be raised?
The fact limp dicked 75 isn't enough. 6% rates in my country aren't nearly enough to control inflation, what makes you think under fucking 1% will ever get a chance to, with 22 trillion printed?

Am I retarded for believing that DCAing into TQQQ for the next two years is what I should be doing? I just want to own several hundred shares of TQQQ to write CCs against. The only things I’m scared of is that ProShares is going to fuck me with a split or new regulations passed by the SEC are going to make it illegal or impossible or whatever

>>49863346
we priced in potential slow down recession, so oil dumped. still doesnt magically create more oil, and even if we are in a recession, people are still driving and flying, nothing can stop us

>>49863423
it could crab for two years, it doesnt have to go to ATHs again, especially if tech doesnt grow as fast because of energy/commod being the new paradigm

the internet is dying

>new short certs being rolled out on 23rd
Oh Mumu...I'm going to get 18x leverage again...

>>49863452
You know you are just interacting with bots right now, right?

Take the

Are the jews trying to pull something funny?
Internet's been acting funny for the last 2 days. Started off with just a few disconnects but now seems a lot of websites are down.
Discord's dead on my PC but works on my phone, some random website I used cannot be reached from US or JP but HK works fine. Weird stuff.

>BTC flying will futures dump
nature is healing

>>49863471
This, I must be a robot as I do not know what's it like to kiss a girl or hold her hand. All humans must know what's it like so I can't be one.

the internet is fine, restart your router niggas

Why isn't it dumping

>SPX literally not moving
>markets in yurope already opened
WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAA THE TRADERS ALL ARE DEAD

Short NET tomorrow to profit off this outage.

>>49863423
Proshares can liquidate the ETF at any time. Especially if there's an extended bear market causing too much outflow which could lower the Assets Under Management to a point where they're not making profit anymore. They would shut it down and your shares liquidated for (((fair value))).
If you're down on the position you could try throwing the leftovers into another ETF but it seems like a very uncomfy situation.

>>49863423
I think it’s a good move short term. Big question is though, when do you jump in?

>>49862340
liquidity is drained from the system. Nothing you can do, cash is king in this situation.

>made 2 recommendations on 2 solid good stocks a while ago
>both stocks have lost more than 50% of their value

>>49863428
we are literally in a war right now buy every dip of oil its the only thing that will be worth anything after the bidenconomy collapse

>>49863641
It's okay bro, tell them it's pfffffthehehe- tell them it's a long hold.

Cathie Wood is losing her mind lol

>>49863641
>2 solid good stocks
Turns out to be neither kekw

>>49863650
kek. She said tech stocks are bottoming last week.

>>49862162
I need to know who that bitch is.

>Europeons are seriously fucking holding chink 0 volume pumps on their pennyshit tier volume buying
>on fucking SPX
The burger open is going to be a fucking disaster. How fucking stupid do you have to be? This still hurts because my contracts are based off the fucking price itself.

>>49863453
what certs?

240, 242, or 249

>>49863650
>draconian
The bottom wont be in until this cunt announces bankrupcy and ark goes to 0

>>49863685
INTSSPX53322

>EU opens
>everything poomps
I do not understand this market

>>49863709
The bottom already happened, BTC will never be under 20k ever again and the NASDAQ will hit 20k end of year. You bobos had a long bear market but it's over now, stop being greedy and go long.

>>49863742
It's a fucking joke.

>>49863742
>>49863758
whats wrong bobo? hahahah

>>49863772
Nothing's wrong, this is a homosexual and fraudulent pump driven on pennyshit tier volume.

>>49863780
>>49863758
>It's fake when it goes against my position
Cope, seethe, dilate.

>>49863791
It's fake when it has pennyshit volume despite being a massive indice you fucking retard.

>>49863753
you don't understand, Dr. Michael J Burry said this is The Big Short 2 and we're going to ape into some long dated OTM DJA puts for a strike price of 34 (Where the Dow bottomed during the great depression)

>>49863753
I'm long with margin at the moment. But this is a bear market rally, QT hasn't fully started yet, I haveonly seen few anons in the catalogue doing an hero and cathie hasn't been liquidated yet

>>49863650
I don't understand Cathie's strategy. She had to have known this was coming. Now she's complaining about the Fed hiking? Draconian? wtf? If anything Jerome has been too dovish for too long.

>>49863641
hi cramer, how's the wife, how are the kids

>>49863758
>OANDA
Don't use the volume from futures CFDs. Use the actual futures charts for that.

oh shit i can finally post again now that cloudflare stopped shitting itself
luv the centralized internet lads

>>49863742
So if EU poomps will Nasdaq so the same?

>>49863753
kys and meds

>>49863840
What ticker would that be? I've been using OANDA since it's been closest to what I'm holding.

>>49863848
Provide a thesis for a bearish market with the following requirement, you must not use any information that is publicly known (priced in) to justify your thesis.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROS THAT PUMP

Any good shorts?There's literally nothing to buy

>>49863864
It's completely fake and gay and I went long with intent to dump it all and flip to cheap short on top.

>>49863851
The e-minis. ES1 etc.

>>49863867
Write covered calls

>>49863869
We will have a bear market rally and you will take it in the ass

I BOUGHT SOXL AT CLOSE ON FRIDAY.. FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT

>>49863907
>1 minute momentum petering out
>5 minute candle literal top
>30 minute already going down
>1h looking like dgoshit
Oh Mumu...looks like you bought the top again.

ONE HOUR AND TEN MINUTES FOR THE REAL FUN TO BEGIN

How much would these go for on the open market?

>>49863948
$14.88 per 1 drop of Abby's kosher milk.

>>49863930
>30 min already going down
Nigger what? What are you even looking at? Seems like you missed it kek

>>49864011
You are an exuberant bull and I lost $5 in jew fees chasing this fake and gay pump.

>>49863641
You bitch basterd i bought those stocks fuck you!

haha

>>49864076
>babby's first backwardation

FUTES

BUSSIN

The bear market is OVER, congrats to all the patient bulls and the bobos who took profits and went long

>>49864031
>I missed it therefore its fake and gay
>t.
And guess what? Its still rising

>>49864134
>Its still rising
It's bouncing off a trendline and resistance right now retard. It'll dunk because no one wants to buy the top. Though God knows what the retarded europeons will do to dupe the dumb retail.

Gonna stock up on AMZN as soon as it breaks 100€

Who listened to me in friday mornings premarket hours to buy revlon? Get in asap, short interest is fucked

Remember that every bullrun begins with a bear market rally

mumu...
i think you're forgetting something...
new york...

>>49859773
Till something breaks or more bad data. It could last a week or 4 days. A Juneteenth jubilation week.

why is this a thing

>>49858520
>futures rebound on juneteenth
have you said thank you to your local nigger today /smg/?

>>49864303
to scam trannies

>>49864312
saint floyd pumpin my stonks no cap frfr we moonin on god

>>49864143
>a bounce
A big bounce it will be

>>49864303
Ltte have higher insurance costs because of 41%

head and shoulders
then new york opens
break below :3

>>49864352
whats ltte

>>49864312
WE FINNA HEEM LIL BOBO NO CAP

>>49864407
Ltcmbgi

there is some weird posting on pol rn... i dont like it

>>49862402
>US to germany
wrong direction

BTC is starting to moon again, so i'm guessing we're going to get a big green dildo day. Is the bottom in?

>>49864435
8 weeks of vacation and hot euro/mena girls disagree with you

Patience bobros... this is an obvious bear market rally, will sit in cash and enter new short positions later this week when this faux-pump starts to slow down

hmm midwest hedgie called the bottom last week as well, i think we need to start buying back in cashgang

>>49861546
>FINNA GET HEEMED ON MY SARK BUDDY
Buying opportunity

>>49864465
most german women are not hot. Germans have no sense for beauty and many chicks are fat on top.

russia threatened Lithuania with nukes? can anyone confirm this?!

What the fuck with futures, that's a massive green pump.

What caused it?

>>49864520
euro != german dummy

Guys?

>>49863453
>>49863685
What website is showing this information?

>>49864524
crypto. we hit the bottom

>>49864523
yes lithuania blockaded kaliningrad land transports, those EU retards trying to provoke ww3

>>49858520
last months rally also started the exact day after expiry. i think the month before too

>>49864532

Don't tell him. I don't want my comfy cosy corner of europe spoilt.

>>49864446
>>49864546
What causes this kind of brain rot?

>>49864434
what's going on over there, anon

>>49864547
I'm just using ING bank certs because I'm a filthy europeon with retarded turbo certs.

Why yes I want a single 1% move to bankrupt me, how did you know?

>>49863650
>uses percentages and multiples to make it look like Jerome has done more than Volcker (which Jerome actually hasnt done all that much)
Seems she's desperate with almost no rate hikes done.

>>49864537
2008 had the housing bubble, low interest rates and the end of Glass Steagall
This shit right now has like 10 different problems all at once, it's fucked

I made some money 2 years ago after the corona crash (and lost it on risky psychedelic stocks). Is it about time to get in again?

I only come to /biz/ when markets crash and i feed on dips to take quick easy wins and am in cash 95% of the time.

>>49864616
Yeah bro it's the bottom, go all in bro.

>>49864574
shit like this
>>>/pol/383234999

>>49864616

Have you heard of a ticker called GME? Potentially huge upside potential with very little downside risk.

>>49864670
delusional vatniks, i wouldn't pay attention to them

>>49863715

>>49864597

thanks didn't know you were an euro

>>49864649
So it's not the bottom yet and I need to wait longer.
And GME is still a shit choice.

Thank you, see you guys in a month or 2

>>49864726
No bro you don't understand it's the bottom the inflation is trans please bro buy the stocks bro do you want to cause the collapse of US economy bro please buy stocks.

>>49862288
>>49862307
Do you guys ever just sit back and go, "Wow. Michael Jackson was a real thing. He really happened." Like isn't that fucking crazy? What are the fucking odds? Michael Jackson man, moon walking forever now. Rip. Happened in real life brahs. Yep. For realsies.

>>49864523
Russia is over. Even little Lithuania is telling them to get fkd now
>We'll nuke you!!
>You said that last week, & the week before Vlad..
>We'll, we really mean it this time!
>ok Vlad, take your meds

Are you ready to get liquidated in a few hours bobros?

>>49864820
two more minutes, mumu...
we will see who wins...

aaaaannnnnnnnnnddddd we're fucking pumping

>>49863758
>astrology nerd realizes reading tea leaves is pseudoscience

>VIX doing a kitty kot pattern
Its over for bears

should I kms?

I've consulted the chicken entrails and we are absolutely going up today, it's time to buy buy buy.

>>49864997
Ask the 8ball.

NYC open the fuck up
stupid holidays
can't wait to lose my money!

I was dumb enough to put like 20 grand into stocks last year after staying away from thsi maniuplated shitshow casino all my life
I was sitting on comfy gains but Im finally in the red now and Im thinkin about selling everything. I woud take a 600 euro loss but better than watching this shit go down and seeing my money go up in flames again. it makes me sick in my stomache. Im not worried at all about my crypto/PMs because I got in cheap. but the stocks are killing me. I wish I wouldve just stuck to gold and crypto desu. this entire market basically just goes up or down based on whatever the fuck the FED is gonna do its ridiculous.

>>49865057
>this entire market basically just goes up or down based on whatever the fuck the FED is gonna do its ridiculous.
The whole fucking reason I don't trade europeon stocks is because they go up and down based on absolutely fucking nothing at all.

>>49865057
People who held after 2008 were better off than the ones who sold.

>>49864465
>hot euro/mena girls
bro germany has the ugliest women in europe and theyre far less slutty than US braods too. you dun goofed.

>>49865083
>People who held after 2008 were better off than the ones who sold.
yeah afer getting rekt and waiting for 5 years
no thanks Id rather have the cash in the bank, the onyl reason I participated in this scam to begin with is because of inflation and they hit me with negative interset rates so I had to pull money out of the bank or I wouldve had to pay penalty fines on it. I really feel like I got played and they shilled me into this shit right at the top just to crash it all now. I never trusted stocks and I shouldve stuck to my guns. gonna rethink this a bit but I might sell it all and never look back. fuck stocks its the biggest ponzi ever I dont even care if I miss out on gains I just want to not lose money for once. would rather have it all in gold.
>>49865074
>europeon stocks
Im all in S&P 500 iwouldnt touch euro stocks with a ten foot pole
>t. yuro

>>49865057
try not to baghold next time you goof
I swear /smg/ has more bagholders than /gme/ you're just more diversified lol idiots

>>49865086
you don't know what pork tastes like, do you?

Timing the market successfully is better than sex. I sold UVXY Friday and bought UPRO at close. Looking like the right move.

Also as the only American online right now, I say: fuck Europoors and your fighting over the scraps welfare states. Can't wait to see the Eurozone collapse and Europeans get serious again. I love Europe but what you're doing to yourselves is shaming our ancestors.

>>49865127
>Id rather have the cash in the bank
That's literally the worst thing you can do with your money. Suit yourself.

>>49865156
I can tell that pic is from Japan.

>>49865156
>shaming our ancestors.
oh because you amerimutts are doing so great with your tranny schooling, eroding constitutional rights and all the illegal immigrants? you faggots threw a revolt over a 2% tea tax now look at you, your income tax is pretty much on par with most yuro nations.

holy shit WERE FUCKING MOONING

MELTUP?

so are they gonna keep printing like the eu is??

>>49865184
bear market rallies are massive

>>49865164
aa couple years back I read about some boomer billionaire who has most of his net worth in gold. all he does is wait for the big crash to sell all his gold and go back into stocks again. its all based off some dow/gold ratio or whatever. it sounded ridiculosu to me at the time but now I think this guy is the only one doing it right.

>>49865172
You're right if we keep at it we're gonna look like Europe soon. Wealth breeds decadence, only suffering will cure us.

>>49865156
>I say: fuck Europoors and your fighting over the scraps welfare states. Can't wait to see the Eurozone collapse and Europeans get serious again
Is this supposed to be a controversial opinion in regards to europeons?
t. stuck in this hellhole

>>49865197
>bear market rallies
more like bagholder recruitment drives, amirite hah

>>49865211
>muh yuroland is fugged
>muh ancestors
>muh bad times will create stronk people
I dont even know why I bother replying to poltards you all just spout the same talking points youre reading it off an index card

>>49865156
>Also as the only American online right now, I say: fuck Europoors and your fighting over the scraps welfare states. Can't wait to see the Eurozone collapse and Europeans get serious again. I love Europe but what you're doing to yourselves is shaming our ancestors.

Wish it would happen faster. Who the fuck still buys euros?

How do you exit?
Do you just sell everything when it reach your target profit?
Hodl to catch more profit?
Buy more to stack?
Sell some and hold some?
Wait for sell signal to sell everything instead of using fixed target?
Trailing stop loss?
Sell when you feel its the top?

>>49865254
>ALL THESE PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THE SAME THING I DON’T LIKE THEY MUST ALL BE COLLABORATING PSYCHOS

>>49865172
Kek
Commieforniafags pay as much taxes and don't get anything in return. They get hobos, druggies, mexicans, cartels, fags, mnkeypox, aids, no water, everything more expensive, no guns, shitty public transport, no healthcare, insane amounts of looting and theft.

>>49865289
>ALL THESE PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THE SAME THING I DON’T LIKE THEY MUST ALL BE COLLABORATING PSYCHOS
kek I deleted my post because I realized Im just wasting my time talking to you
but since you saw it ill bite for another reply
its not that I dont like wht pol has to say its just that its incredibly dumb
Im also not saying youre all somehow collaborig youre all just really really stupid
thats it, last one youll get from me toodeloo

>>49865288
I don't. I just ride it and sell when it drops to my average price and sell for a couple of dollars profit

>>49865288
I like to exit with my cost basis and let it run if I think it has more steam still but I don't have capital to actually do that in grand majority of cases so I'm either all in or all out.

>>49865288
>exit
nah, you hold forever
+5%? hold
-20%? hold
-40% hold harder

>>49865330
>it’s not that i don’t like it it’s just incredibly dumb
you’re retarded son

is the fed doing the same as yurop?? raising rates and keep priting?

So what’s the best plan with the Fed raising rates?

>>49865330
your ID is girls laughing at you for being short

>>49865330
>>49865443
5'5" xd

>>49865443
Holy shit. Mogged by 4chan.

why are futures pumping? wtf happened

>>49865438
stocks won’t go up long term until rates are dropped so it’s kind of easy to play the bounces
just be sure to give yourself long enough timeframes if you’re doing options

>>49865397
No, QT is working as expected. Not sure what the ECB is about to do, all they do is talk about things they want to do.

>>49865464
all the bad news got priced in over the weekend.

>>49865468
Do wait a bit longer to buy the dip? I mean the market will see positive numbers in the election year the latest

>>49865493
i wait until rates are dropped and there’s a confirmed turnaround

>>49865330
>id
Unfortunate

>>49865330
you just know if another character was allowed in your ID it would be G

Absolutely belittled

>futas
Uh oh, stinky!

>>49865464

stocks went down a lot so now stocks go up for a bit, then they go down

>>49865576
or they melt up

This is going to be a good week I can feel it.

>Cloudflare outages
>NET still up premarket
The melt-up is here bull sisters!

>>49861274
come to this other thread so I can continue laughing at your bags

>>49865612
Cloudflare outages so retail can't sell their bags.

>>49865616
5ft5 guy is probably over there waiting

>>49865330
>id
https://youtu.be/vTZNqnUD8lY
Dance for me little 'man'

>>49861274
>>49861274

>>49861274
>>49861274

>>49861392
He's been doing it for a year but a year ago most of the tickers were different. You won't hear about those tho because none of them succeeded. Just like these wont

>>49862279
It's not supposed to run down your throat bro. It's supposed to flush out the other nostril

>>49863753
Stop shilling stupidity here. I'm a permabull but this is about halfway down. As the fed rates continue up inflation should drop. It hasn't. We are in for at least another 1.5% rate hike maybe more. This is not bullish. Get your cash ready to buy the bottom or short it on the way down. We have probably another 6 months of this shit