/biz/ - Business & Finance

Looks like the central banks are ready to pump our bags again

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

bear market is over
crash is canceled
everything is priced in

There already a thread dummy

>>49858520
>>49858520
>>49858520

>>49861512
There’s going to be one more stratospheric run to 5k and then a huge ski slope to 1750. Decade to recover. Cap this.
If it runs. Gtfo and be patient. There’s no way all of this doesn’t return to the mean.

we reverse splittin

>>49861274
clean it up

>Futures still green.

>futes

By insisting he accept their stocks as real
By insisting he was never to his shares tied
By dictating exactly what he might feel
By permitting fear but never pride
They believed an ape could be brought to heel
That an ape could from his GME be pried
That the ape himself would learn to kneel
That an ape would not care even if his shares died
That the ape himself would accept such a "deal"

In the end it was only to themselves they had lied.

FUTURES

>stocks crashing
>crypto crashing
>precious metals doing nothing
>inflation destroying fiat
what the fuck does anyone do in this shit
i literally have like 350-400k in USD to do something with but what

>Futes

>>49861938
Cringe

I’m sick and tired of how racist and transphobic you guys are being. I’m cutting horrible people like you out of my life.

>>49862337
you should have never been here but is nice to see that you are going back from where you came from

Short Cloudflare

Kys mumus

>>49861990
literally shorting

>>49863823
that causes me huge tax implications and isn't worth it

>>49863845
Worrying about taxes is a noob trap

Who listened to me in friday morning premarket hours about buying rev? Get in asap, the short interest is absolutely fucked

Going to bed right now. 130am PST. I’ll be up at 6am PST for market open. Please post much White woman booba for me to wake up to anon. If you do I promise I’ll poomp the market

>>49861274
why the pump?
what's the positive news?
is this just a dead cat bounce or what

Does anyone know how to stop being addicted to Diablo 2?
I hadn't played since 2014, some anon a couple weeks back posted a screenshot from the game, and long story short I've been doing nothing but playing D2 for 10 hours a day ever since.

Pussy

>>49865353
Don't stop, but play 1.05.version to maximize bear market pain. Bonus points if you can to Duriel The Lord of Pain why market is crashing.

>Every major bank and shit predicting a high risk of recession next year
Doesn't that usually mean nothing serious is going to happen?

>mfw it's not even premarket hours
>up 6.4%
well at least the jewing is in my favor this time around.

>>49865661
BTC is up 20% from it's local low already. Not for any particular reason, just holiday weekend stuff.

>>49865685
el em ay oh

All the market needed was a good Juneteenth holiday to turn it's mood around

>>49864102
>buy my stock that has already done 300+% in 3 days

This is the top son.

can someone check does the fed keep buying?

>>49865636
>Doesn't that usually mean

>>49865799
I know every article I keep seeing is doom and gloom. Thinking about buying now but I just know we've never left a bear market without vix hitting 45

HAHAHA IM GONNA FREEZE TO DEATH

Give it to me straight
is NYC going to open up green? I wanted to buy something

>>49865823
How do you freeze to death? Just put on a sweater.

>>49865823
No, you're just gonna have to dress for the outdoors, indoors.
>>49865822
>>49865822
>Thinking about buying
Buying what?

>>49865823
just mine bitcoin as heating and flip the shitcoins to cover part of the electricity

>>49865823
its the degrowth the germans have always wanted
praise the greens and praise women

>>49865791
>14 billion

>>49865822
imagine not checking VXN in 2023-1
nobody cares about shit&piss VIX

Time to die, Bobo.

>>49865920
>Mortgage backed securities +20121

>>49865823
Germany is backto coal burning however it will solve nothing because they still wish to stop it by 2024 or whatever.

>>49865938
Wouldn’t MBS be the wrong asset if we are heading into a crisis? IIRC Michael Burry shorted them, no?

>>49865822
I'm not buying a VIX ETF unless the VIX is below 25, preferably closer to 20.

this feels like a rugpull in the making, I'm not comfortable going long till I see SPY hit 240

>>49865965
isnt spy at like 360?

>>49865994
Yes, I expect a minimum ~50% drawdown

finna be cappin bear pussy 2day fr familias

red open in a few hours, time to reap those gains from the long weekend, 'murrica is at the wheel again

What is this pattern called?

>>49866036
well inflation has gone up like 50% since spy was last at 240 so really not gonna happen

>>49865953

>>49865920
thanks.

>>49866067
What does that mean for us? Green numbers ?

My energy stocks are bussin in premarket

when does the dumping start again?

>>49866102
1030. Prepare your anus.

>>49866094
>sold puts on thursday
>slurped oil when it dumped
feels good

RIP AND TEAR BOBO GUTS

>>49866062
The butterfly

WHAT THE FUCK NATURAL GAS BROS
YOU TOLD ME TO BUY BOIL AT $88
YOU SAID IT WAS GOING BACK UP
WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME
WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO BUY NATURAL GAS ON THE RALLY
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME TO BUY THE DIP
YOU TOLD ME TO BUY THE TOP

Bull trap

>>49866162
almost

>SPY up 2%
>Market not open.
Fuck me man.

bitcoin is mooning hard, expect stocks to be green all day

>Now down 6% total.
Damnit. MO better moon.

>>49866276
fuck. i'm so tired of hearing about crypto, i was hoping it would go down to like 8k and then stay there for a few years so we didn't have to listen about it every fucking day

is it a retard move to debtmaxx to invest?
your replies may or may not materially affect my life, financially speaking

what causes bear market rallies

i hope oil cos get back their gains

>>49866276
Is it time to buy the dip?

>>49866267
Real hebrew hours

>>49862103
IS THIS REAL?

>>49866308
You have any experience?

>>49866332
I've never taken out a loan before if that's what you mean. I make $3600 a month and my expenses are under $800/mo

thinking of, say a $25000 personal loan to buy soxl... yeah

>>49866308
it is when the market is not good. in 2020 it would have been okay.

Maybe being in leveraged bear positions after a huge dump may not be the best idea haha

>>49866345
>if that's what you mean
No that's not what I mean, I mean do you "invest" now or what?
An experienced "investor" taking out a loan is very different from a FOMO move by a novice.

>>49866308
>loan rates go up and will go up higher
>is it retarded to take loans?
No bro you'll be alright.

>>49866310
Previously it was unfounded optimism, now it's gay bots.

>>49866404
nice time to sell shitty moves i guess

>>49865772
Screencap this

>>49866404
how do i know this poster isnt a bot

...yeah bros... just a short bear rally.. ha..ha...

>tfw slurped the oil bottom

>>49866448
the more drastic the pump the more obvious it is that it's a short-lived bear market rally
u gon git huked

>>49866482
Anon I am fully hoping for that. I am 50% in on SPXS now. And frankly I might even buy more.

>2 years of recession incoming
should i just sell now? is this priced in?

futes spooked me so i sold my leveraged bobo position

>futures neon green
>end of month rebalancing imminent
>75 bps rate hike next month already priced in
oh bobo. I have something for you bobo.

just woke up... ya ....futes....

Is it still going down?

>futas
Uh oh, stinky!

>>49866246
no one wants to buy farts lol you got bamboozled

>>49866310
there are a lot of causes, the causes interact with each other and create feedback loops where they reinforce one another
>1: short selling stock
when someone wants to short the market, they have to borrow the shares (money) from someone, sell them immediately on the open market, and at some point, they will need to buy to cover the shares they borrowed, and return them to the lender - at different stages / price targets, short sellers are willing to take profits on their short positions. When they buy the shares to cover their short, it rallies the stock / market
>2: long puts
arguably, it is this section that is the most important, the most influential in how markets move and create bear market rallies. Whenever someone buys a put, the market maker they bought the put from needs to short shares of stock proportional to the delta of the put they sold. When these puts close, the market maker(s) are able to buy back the shares they sold short = vanna/charm rally. the biggest dates for puts to expire are on the quarterly expirations, March, June, September, December, 3rd Friday of the month
(this last option expiration for example had the largest puts expiring since March 2020)
>3: Fundamentals changing
the market is hopeful, and always overreacts to the upside; if news breaks that is bullish, the market can stage a bear market rally, although the overall trend is greatly down. For example, if news were to come out that China is ending their lockdowns - the markets would rally (but this is not a big enough fundamental change to reverse from bear market to bull market, just a bear market rally catalyst)
>4: Prices get low enough to where it interests more buyers than sellers
if a stock is down 80% it becomes a lot more attractive for people to go long, than to go short
it reaches a point where people look at a low stock price and go "I'm not buying here.. but I'm not selling here either.." - when this scale tips to inaction, instead of more selling = rally

>>49866659
>>49866310
all of these things interact and feed off of each other - where because some fundamental news breaks, shorts decide to cover, which forces the puts to cover, which forces the MM to cover = bear market rally
this is not even factoring in the buy side, that people see the stock rising, see the market bottoming, and buy in / go long
this squeezes the shorts even more, forcing even more covering

Thinking of just going all in on DRV and sitting on it for a couple years. Thoughts? Could potentially go well into the triple digits.

>>49866550
imagine the butthurt when cpi print comes out below last month's, and when putin dies of poop cancer, and again when jim confirms that recessions aren't real

>>49866684
i think you should buy a pack of diapers

>>49866276
>implying bitcoin is a leading indicator for the stock market
oh summer child

>>49866684
inventory is so low it wont move like we think it will

>>49866697
What are they 40$ a package now?

>>49866482
>the more drastic the pump the more obvious it is that it's a drastic bear market rally u gon git huked

FTFU

futures will pump to over 4000 today. check em bobo turbofaggots

>>49866697
I'm more into thicc bimbo hucows thanks. Not bullish, although I can be, just a farmer.
>>49866731
We're seeing huge downward pressure with tap barely turned on. We have multiple more rate hikes planned for the year and then dumb boomers who need to downsize to retire. Throw in the fact that new constructions vary wildly by state and you'll have an exodus scenario based on location.

>zold my ICP at the bottom
>Zold my btc at 18k
>Zold all my stocks friday last week
im going in again

Welcome to blood tuesday

Circuit breakers will break today

Shorted stocks will moon like crazy

I am fired next week from my Citi job

>>49866802
Everything is dumping today, especially futures.

>>49866825
Good.

put to call ratio is 2.9 are we going to get a squeeze today

>>49866813
none of that is wrong but it has nothing to do with mortgage rates- its an inverse of RIETS (or w/e) so while yes, many are priced out- there is still players with money. That will keep the inventory low. It will go up, but outside of swing trading and maybe some risk mitigation it wont preform AS well as people hype it. -IMO

>>49866825
false you anime faggot you can't stop le bull

>>49865636
Banks are too big to fail anon.

>>49866818
>I am fired next week from my Citi job
screen capp this BS for some reason.

>>49866825
as it should be

Would you say we are at the end of this bear market from looking at this?

>>49866882
Situation in my office is worse than 2008, brace yourselves

>>49866863
where did you get that number from?

>>49865951
Burn the coal pay the toll Germany

>>49866908
we still have a 5-12% bull run left before the floor is removed

How do I cope with the fact I went all in on puts last Friday and am about to get fucked really hard at open

>>49866718
its the canary in the coal mine. If its going up, hopium is up.

>>49866916
what's your office? Genuinely asking

>>49866916
Are you willing to swear that on the internet oath of faggotry?

If you are lying, then you are forever branded as a homofaggot that loves dicks and wants them all over and inside him, anon. Are you saying the truth?
Once you become a homofaggot you cannot unbecome a homofaggot, choose wisely.

>>49866918

>>49866310
Short covering, long puts & fear of missing the bottom

>>49866926
This we are just tapping capitulation for the Covid Bubble. We haven't even started to see the REAL market crash. We still need to correct the pre Covid Bull Run.

>>49866943
"buy the dip" is literally 80% of their strategy.

If you think we are done dumping, I have bad news for you

>>49866818
>>49866916
what's your low-end price targets for the major indicies?

>>49866942
kek. Cramer was urging caution and you listened?

>>49866946
It's Mom's basement

>>49866948
thanks

>>49866994
The way that guy talked the last 2 weeks he ruined a lot of peoples savings.

Excellent news everybody, I just walked down Wall Street to enjoy the morning and passed by several stock market traders. They were all grinning, some even skipping down the street, one of them even high-fived me spontaneously! It looks like they all agree that the danger of a recession has faded and everyone is optimistic about the future of stocks again. Just letting you guys know so you don't get caught shorting while we recover.

>SPX breaking through bottom trendline it held for over 3 hours
Uh oh, stinky! Poo!

>>49865353
Download cheats. I forget how I used to cheat but after you play with cheats enough the game will cease to be interesting.

>>49866718
retard detected
pic related

>>49866916
>implying anyone in this god forsaken site was old enough to be employed in 2008
Fake and trans

>>49865353

Ask Jesus Christ into your heart- resist the Devil and he will flee.

>>49866992
Who knows how long it can go. Absolute lowest will certainly be lower than the 2020 dip.

>>49865636
It's not the worst take...

See: >>49866926

>>49867073
well if you're for real, then being cast out by the devil ain't a bad thing

>>49866062
m or some kind of harmonic pattern

So what's the consensus stock bros? What is happening today?

I just want to make money off of SPXS then buy into SPY more MO and SCHP.
Is that yoo much to ask? Why are you pumping? It actually doesn't make sense why people are buying in right now. I have no doubt they are just losing money for the next year.

TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY FOUR HOURS FROM NOW
I'M GONNA BE LIQUIDATED

>>49867180

CRAB! time to swing trade before the 5-10% bull run then the drop.

>>49867180
Who gives a fuck about consensus? Let Mumus be as delusional as they like.
I told them the pump is fake and gay, I lost some money on it because I tried to ride it up and it ended up even faker and gayer than I expected.

>>49867180
Immediate pump and dump at open then proceeding with our regularly scheduled -4% dump every day for the rest of the year.

The bottom is in.

>>49867180
>futures bleeding out
>board spammed with "BUY THE DIP WE'RE OFFICIALLY AT THE BOTTOM!!!!" threads
>opening after a long weekend with shit economic data

>>49867180
Amerisharts wake up and dump the market 1 hour after opening

OH SHIT BOBROS IT'S HAPPENING

>>49867218

Bullish on BBQ

Source:
>A dream I had.

The economy and the stock market are different things

>>49867180
consensus? on a permabull board? wrong place to ask for an unbiased and intelligent opinion

>>49867247
We need a decoupling of the stock market from the economy honestly so we never have to worry about it going down ever again.

>>49867239

>>49867257
lmao did you even read the replies or are you just only looking at the ones that you cherry picked

The stock market and the economy are the same thing

>>49867180

consensus? on a permabear board? wrong place to ask for an unbiased and intelligent opinion

>>49867282
>Shad

>>49866948
why is PCC so high but PCCE so low? those puts aren't being bought on equity, right?

>Rising risks of a formal recession in the U.S. economy also leave the S&P 500 vulnerable to more downside, even after a more than 22% slide so far for the year-to-date. The S&P 500's bear market slides since World War II have averaged 29.6% with an average duration of 11.4 months, according to data from LPL Financial's Ryan Detrick. However, when bear markets coincide with recessions, the S&P 500 tends to fall 34.8% on average at its bear market trough and last nearly 15 months.
We aren't even close to a bottom

>>49867180
lots of peed and some pooped pants

>>49867271

>>49866818
Please be real

>>49867338

For anyone that wants to bet with the big boyz

>>49867338
>>49867353
I love these posters

>>49867341
>Kellogs 3 way split into different companies
Told you all to buy food.

>>49867341
>strategists only want one thing and it's disgusting

ITS CRASHING

>>49867383
Wamy!

>>49867381

USAC calls still on sale
the ramp starts this week

My turn.

>>49867371
Are these all getting squeezed today?

>Labor market ‘worse than the 1970s’ as strikes hit UK, Nobel Prize-winning economist says


Kinda funny to watch the UK literally implode due to the Russia sanctions pushing them off the proverbial cliff

>>49867282
imagine all the cabbage those ladies eat

>>49866818
what's your plan after being a citifag?

>we're in a descending triangle now
Oh no no no Mumubros...

reclaim 3785 and it's a straight shot back to 4100 or the February lows.

IT'S TIME SMG

SHOW ME YOUR AAAA FACE

>>49867467
we're blowing right past 3600 whether you like it or not.

>>49867474

>>49867477
kek. Stanley himself already covered his shorts. Do with this info what you will.

GODDAMMIT NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49867474

MOMMYYYYY

IT WAS SUPPOZED TO BE OUR TURN

>>49867414
Not if the crashing futes are any indication
They'll squeeze Friday tho

I feel like this, chanting "dump, dump, dump" at the market

At least wait until the stock market opens before overreacting.

It's always the same story: big investors manipulate the stock market with a pump and dump.

Don't fall for their tricks.

Pick something solid and stick with it for 5 years.

How can I recover from weeks of losses? I will be down to my final 5k by open. Should I just sit on that little bit of cash for a while? I make plenty of money but I don't want to put anymore into my trading account.

What should I do?

>>49867426
you have an interesting mind... tell me what stock will make us rich.

>>49867570
>At least wait until the stock market opens before overreacting
Are you lost? People with critical thinking skills are on /pol/

>>49867594
You get what you deserve

Emmmmmm mumu sisters?
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/futures-cryptos-surge-dip-buying-turns-nasty-squeeze

>>49864717
They're trying to say investors were reacting emotionally and we aren't in a recession.

SOXL IS HEALING MY BASTARDS

THE VILLAGE IS SAVED SIRS

Kissing someone on the lips breaks Twitch's TOS, but whoring yourself half-naked in a pool is okay.
Really makes one ponder.

>>49866062
Take your meds

>>49867594
Why not short or do short ETF?
If things go down work with it. There are other stocks that aren't effected as strongly like mining ones. Go GOLD for little divies.
I don't understand people that want to buy and hold but need short term wins.

>>49867683
from the thumbnail I thought this was the loading screen for face classic.

I want to play instagib ctf bros.

>>49867594
>more /smg/ bagholding
lol wtf is it with this general lol I swear hah

>>49866062
The widow maker.

>>49867708
don't swear
i've got bunnies in the next room

>>49866659
thanks for the good explanation. so this friday we might see more of this rally? also whats the difference between a short and a put? i know both are bets on the stock going down but i don't get the difference

Kellogg sisters........

We won.

How dollar-cost averaging works.

Assume a tranny investor, Brenda, wants to invest $100 a month from her pay. As shown in the table below:

• The price of one mutual fund share is $10 in April, $15 in May and $13 in June

• Brenda purchases $100 worth of shares each month, at the price-per-share noted above

• By using dollar-cost averaging, Brenda ends up with 24.4 shares at an average cost of $12.32

• This makes her "average cost per share" 35 cents lower than the "average price per share" because Brenda's fixed monthly investment buys more shares when prices are lower.

>>49867737
You just had to believe.

what is this pattern called?

What is wrong with this economy?

>>49867748
>her

>>49867761
>>49867762
kek

What's this pattern called?

>>49867761
Decoupling from international banks

>didn't look at futures 1 time during the 3 day weekend
>spy +1.50%

>>49867748
>her

>>49867761
The Volatile Windmill.

>>49867762
It's centrally planned

>>49867762
Not sure.

>>49867762
we shut down over a flu, and tried to disguise the consequences

>>49867594
buy puts or do poor man's puts and buy shit like UVXY/SQQQ

>>49867731
A short is selling stock you don't own. Think of it like owning negative shares of a stock.
A put is a contract giving you the right to sell 100 shares of a stock at a particular price on or before a specific date.

Short: https://optionstrat.com/build/short-stock/SPY/x-100
Put: https://optionstrat.com/build/long-put/SPY/220720P366

>>49867731
>this friday we might see more of this rally?
no one knows
but there is some potential legs behind this rally, potential for light short squeezing, based upon option expiration and shorting activity
spotgamma put out a good video covering it today
https://youtu.be/wdvqQL_Of4s
1:38 onward particularly interesting
>whats the difference between a short and a put?
a short is stock, a put is options
short = you borrow shares from someone else, sell them immediately on the open market, if the price of the shares goes down you buy the shares back for less than you sold them for, return them back to the lender (plus interest for the loan)
so for example you short 100 shares of SPY at $370, the price falls to $360, you make $10 x 100 profit
put = you buy a contract from someone else (who is willing to sell the contract to you for premium - think of it like buying an insurance contract, but for stock) where they will buy 100 shares from you at a designated 'strike' price - for example, you buy a put for SPY for this friday for $360 - if the price of SPY were to fall to $350, you would be able to buy 100 shares for $350 on the open market, and then sell them to the person who sold you the put contract for $360 each ($10 x 100 shares profit, minus the premium you paid for the put contract)

>>49867748
Now add in the fact Benda's positions pay out a dividend. This adds more shares at no cost for Brenda. Down tye line after DCAing into these positions enough Brenda may find xhe no longer needs to buy in as the position is paying for itself every quarter. Xhey may decide to look into other positions perhaps with risk or leverage or continue adding momentum to this proverbial snow ball.

>>49867815
What's a poor man's put?

>>49867762
Keynsianism

>>49867861
it's literally the second half of what he said
you buy leveraged inverse ETFs

>>49867882
How does that function as a poor man's put? The profit curve looks different

>INTC and MO going up.
Maybe it's not so bad.

Where do we see Wheat prices going?
I've only heard of things getting worse supply side so I don't understand why the price is going down.
Anyone have any ideas?

>>49867926
If incel is going up you just fucking know the day's going to be blood red.

I need 1 good reason why Futures are up.Jerome Powell is speaking this Wednesday. Are we going to WITNESS the market low Today/Tomorrow?

>>49867922
degens gotta degen

>>49867922
you make money if shit goes down

>FXI
we are so fucking wagmi holy shit

>>49867922
it's just a gamble that line go down

Are americans stupid enough to get bull traped today?

>became a SOXL tranny last week
>it's actually pomping

>>49867944
Sad! INTC has a good future.
Buy well cheap. Get divies and future growth easy money.

kek I got a warning for posting a celsius bagholder salt screencap thread that got to bump limit. somebody in the cleanup staff must be really mad or something

>>49867594
>final 5k. th...those aren't realized losses right? you did hold your shares right?

>>49867840
got it. i've been wondering about this because i've been trading short etfs like sqqq and been making some decent money(for now, i probably am just getting lucky) and wondered about doing puts/shorts vs what i've been doing

When do I long BABA?

Whenever I have a bad day at the stock market, I like to look and laugh at the suckers who invested in Cathie Wood.

>>49867982
why do they have a good future?

>>49867997
>selling while you're 60% down
kek

>>49868003
Making own chips. Already has good hold on market.

Buying CALLS last Friday before close and selling them at Open was the trade.

sold my bobo pos in the london sexchange cos the futes were 2much

>>49867993
Never.
That stock is shit.

>>49867997
>public.com
>it's not public
>requires phone number
I WANTED A LAUGH TOO

>>49867986
if you're gonna start messing with puts avoid weeklies and avoid otm contracts to start, also be willing to take a 30% loss bc the alternative is usually bagholding to 0

>>49868016
Yea it's better to sell when you're 99% down.

>>49868021
they only have market share to lose then. Value trap until they can prove they can create more value than mass produced low end chips.

>>49867997
>ETF
>on growth stocks
>selling for a 60% short term loss
they clearly just gambled for big returns in the bull run and bought the top

>>49868043
This.
And consider the the money to be lost the moment you buy the put/call. Or else emotions will get in the way.

>>49867997
>buy a position focused on innovative tech becoming profitable in very long term
>sell at a loss due to current fud

kek

>>49862337
It's sad you didn't get more (You)s.

>>49868054
Cute!

This stupid nigger thought. GET FUCKED RETARDED BOBO

>there are actual delusional bulls who think they "bought the dip"
>this will go on for the next 2 years while we slowly creep down to sub 300 SPY

>>49868116

it's time lads

>>49868129
AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FEELING FEAR UNCERTAINTY AND DOUBT ABOUT MY PURCHASE SHOULD I PANICSELL???????????????

>>49868125
you're going to jinx us, friend
don't tempt fate
long day ahead of us

>>49868136
To dump some more.

Getting a couple pink wojaks ready. Prepare your anus's lads, thi is going to be a rough one.

>>49868129
It's pretty funny, but I expect a minor rally from now until midway through next week.

after 3 long days, the opening bell is finally warming up!

this is the bottom

I'M READY

We've still got more 75 bps rape hikes to go.
Inflation will not slow down.
Energy will not become cheaper.
Layoffs are just starting.
The housing collapse is just beginning.

>euphoric bulls
Use today's bear market rally to deleverage and hedge.

>>49868178
>Girlfriend.................................Dawta

When does the stock market open. I want to come back and laugh at bears

>>49868209
Mumus are about to be heemed for their exuberance earlier today.

>>49868178
BUDDY COO DEH APPLE COMPUTER

>>49868238
>When does the stock market open

>>49868244
finna heem ur phat a$$ b0b0 b1tch no cap

>>49868260
I don't invest in actually stokes. I invest in shit posting. I like the bulls so I therefore laugh at the bear

>>49868238
you don't deserve to know that answer you dumb mumu

>>49868238
30mins

>>49868238
in about tree fiddy

>economy tanks even harder
>all the hobos and lowlifes have to get jobs
>unemployment drops to 2%
>employers become gods once again
>shit wagie jobs go back to minimum wage
>companies of course do not reduce prices despite the far lesser operating costs
>stocks boom
>laws are written to ensure wages are never drastically raised again, also mandatory employment laws so that employers can keep up a healthy supply of workers to be discarded when they are too drained of life
we're about to reach the golden bull run lads

layoffs are unironically starting to happen

>>49868238
It's closed today for Nigger day.,,..,,.....

everything is green bros WAGMI

>>49868325
heh, boobs

WHOSE READY TO LOSE SOME MORE MONEY
WOOO WEEEE

henlo and good luck bizbros
can you see my image
i think i got image banned on pol
also my puts r fuck

SPXS
SDOW
SOXS

Load up this week during the bull trap.

Good morning gentlemen. I have switched from moo moo to bobo. I am now a bear market chad after years of being a cucked moo moo shit head. Cheers!

>>49868311
>Go back to minimum wage
We both know they will hire some illegal spics so they can go lower than that.

>>49861358
Get the fuck out of here with your pump & dump bullshit
>1 post
Okay, nevermind then. Faggot.

If you think I’m gonna post good shit in a SMG with 300+ replies you’re WRONG

>>49868364
i can't tell if this is ironic or not

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>>49867285
oy vey

>>49868325
that was yesterday. It's open today.

>>49868397
What time

>>49868364
>The Department of Homoland Security logo on the bottom right

>>49868311
Read
>>49868318
Fortunate 500 companies have already started mass layoffs in anticipation of a recession.

>>49868399
18 minutes

>>49868364
Why was SOXS worth 30k?

>>49868410
Eastern or gmt?

>>49868223
Very based and redpilled.

>>49868399
Bell rings in 17 min

Why so many peiooe concerned about the bell? Isn't everyone assuming it's going down? Bobos told us yesterday and over the weekend that it's over. Why would they lie? Are they misinformed? Are they wrong?

>>49868438
It is over. SPY will bottom at 350 before it goes back up again. This is literally a soft landing.

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