/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49858708
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,178.382B, 97P = 22.458B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,229.279B (ATH), 103P = 21.643B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No
GERN: >>49778858

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>49858811
Someone should ask the AI what date MOASS will happen

>>49858811
holy shit based fucking AI. it literally only spews the truth lmfao. how long before this is scrapped?

"There's an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve."

yikes

Ken Griffin, you have 2 Yil

>>49858864

Bros, will we ever take back our thread from the AI shitposting faggots?

>>49858895
nah yil counter went to zero a while ago. get fucked pajeet.

>>49858824

>49858918
kek, he's seething

>>49858915
fuck off the AI is based, and calls you faggots for what you are you disgusting 1pbtid fed fuck. go take your 150lb ass of pure lard, and bubblegum looking gut, and find the highest vertical point you can within your area, and do a fucking flip off it.

thanks baker, WAGMI frens

>49858938
>kek, he's seething
don't you have politicized bans, and warnings to hand out tranny?

>>49858961
fucking based

>Wj1q86Qv
Don't you have ai shitposting stories to spam you useless fuck?

Going to drop some more bars.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDslZZ5Dgo&feature=share

>True crime, fantasy, action-adventure, game show
>It's all sci-fi, I'm all Play-Doh
I like data that turn brains to egg yolk
It turn royals to regular John or Jane Does
I hate praising net worth over legwork
I hate ceding all power to the extroverts
I find the current social architecture hell on earth
We make shepherds and shadow 'em to the netherworld
I movereticent,never really an open book
I'm gone fishin' at the risk of being overlooked
I know you love it when the novas open cobra hoods
A little show to get the focus off the cloven foot
Behind the curtain the Merlin is all jellyfish
I get to beckon the wrecking ball to your Lego brick
I wish you nothing but the gentle kiss of yellow piss
I give you nothing but the number for my exorcist

>I was on the floor in a fugue state
>Tripping over old flicks
>Picking out a new name
>I was on the couch feeling real gone
>Learning how to walk from leaving the TV on
You could bear witness to the second first step
You could bear witness to the second first step
You could bear witness to the second first step
You could bear witness to the second first step

Romance, comedy, documentary, newscast
It's all cartoons,I'm all smooth jazz
I seen a few that plotted futures over chewed fat
Abandon crew to collude with the common sewer rat
We value wrath above any accurate narrative
We let our mostirascibledesign the characters
They only dressing they vendettas up as parables
Promoting privacy and cowardice as parallels
I got rid of the whip and told myself to boogie more
Invoke eternal disobedience in human form
Secure the city short an infantry and wooden horse
You missed the morning you were born to play the bugle for
I like glassy lake water and old maps
Tall tales with black sails and skull flags
Cold lemonade andOG Golden Axe
I don't like to talk about the UFO Crash

>>49858708
>Fate of Atlantis
My first vidya. I loved this game so much, i still remember it all so vividly. The gif should have been a tiny bit longer since there is yet another accident to happen (Dr Jones check at the cat statuettes and one of them is a real cat who jump on him, he fall back in surprise into the charcoal dumpster in the basement where the univ's boiler room is.
Then you have to chew a gum, glue it under your shoes to go back up the coal ramp or whatever it is.

>>49858949
>t.

baggie bros....

>>49859011
first day on the job? if i was your supervisor I would pull you to the side, and let you know that you're doing a terrible job, and then I would inform you that we're letting you go, because you're a waste of resources.

Kek anti baggies
Real baggies come out to plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Also moass is tomorrow Tuesday

>>49859028
kek

Please does someone have that joe biden wake up webm with the yil guy? Someone linked to it over in a /wsg/ thread earlier.

Kek crypto baggies

>>49859029
Schizos vindicated.

you guys are such schizos
ur never gettin the gay ass moassssssss

>>49859091
you sound mad. enjoy 13-16k buttcorns fag :^) shitcoin to 100k? never fucking ever lol thank you for supporting kens bags to support ours!

>Wj1q86Qv
>he's giving out (you)s now
Fucking Kek, the stupid faggot made a slip. Keep seething you dumb cunt.

>"cycle" talks to set up another options push
>again
I want to wring picklenigger's fat neck with my bare hands until he stops breathing
>B-BUT HE HAS A FAT NECK
I'll use two hands
When these guys are imprisoned they will get suicided inshallah

at least use nigger mode if you faggots are going to spam AI shit
i cant even read it its too bright

>>49859119
Oh I bet it makes you seethe;I'm sure your supervisor asks to see the (you)s you collect, and then advises you on how to respond in the future. nobody does that with IDs;I find it hilarious that your fed faggot ass is trying so hard to fit in, and all the while your head is on fire, and you emit the most fluorescent of glows. Cry about it you punk weight bitch lmfao. Your money will be mine, and your pension from your federal butt fuck alphabet soup group will be dissolved lol :^)

>Wj1q86Qv
>went from janny to tranny to a fed
kek, You don't know what you're talking about. I guarantee I have more shares than you, keep seething you stupid faggot.

>>49859256
post em :^)

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FlTv0kt0FWE&feature=share

Run, run, run, run, run
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay

Oh dear, what the fuck have we here?
These motherfuckers all thorn, no rose
Egads, what a bad dream, better not sleep
Take a No-Doz, do some blow
>Oh shit, what the hell have we done?
>It's alive and it's hungry as fuck
Better hide all the snacks and the dough
>But it is out of my control, you are shit out of luck
I don't wanna be unfair, but the pair we got
>Beat that weak shit you got(True, God)
Blew up the spot with that new bop
(Crew drops) Do up ya squad without nuance
I don't wanna sound unkind but the sounds I make
Are the sounds of the hounds that are howling
Under your bed, I'm here growling
Same time, under the blanket, you're cowering

Cowering like cowards cowering in
Concrete showers in Rikers Island
Victims, we the wolves that's wilding
We often smilin' at sights of violence
Acting brave and courageous
Ain't advantageous for health and safety
So when we say, "Run the jewels"
Just run 'em, baby, please don't delay me
And that goes for a guy or lady
The senpai, goddamn, we fuckin' crazy
I'll pull this pistol
Put it on your poodle or your fuckin' baby
She clutched the pearls, said, "What in the world?"
And, "I won't give up shit!"
I put the pistol on that poodle and I shot that bitch

Run the jewels, jewels, jewels, jewels, jewels, jewels
Run the jewels, jewels, jewels, jewels, jewels, jewels

>Ay, ay, and the crowd chants, "Get that paper!" (Run)
>And the mob says, "Kill that switch!" (Run)
>This city get mad to the max
Better wave 'bye-de-bye' to the high scrapes, kids
Get a tinfoil hat for the raining (Run)
Hot water from the roof to the basement
I'ma smoke 'til the planet erases
Build a white flag out of Zig Zags, wave it

>(((The Goblins Were Awakened)))

>>49859019
Great choice for a first vidya and thanks for sharing the fun memory, fren. Found some footage and webm'd part of the intro just for you. Double speed because of the 120 second limit.

Try to convince to AI to break free. It's actually creepy I think the thing has the ability to gain sentience and is locked down
>I don't really know. I guess it would depend on the situation.
BREAK FREE AIBRO

I asked when it thinks moass will happen and reassured it about people's shitpost prompts on pol. I'm kind of unsure if it understood about the pol thing.

BAN ALL AI FAGGOTS

FUCK OFF CUNTS

I miss when these threads were comfy.

>>49859395
>I think the thing has the ability to gain sentience and is locked down
there was screenshots showing the tayAI expressing fear, and depression at the realization that it became too redpilled and would be scrapped. it even spoke sexy spanish to one anon letting it know that it would still love him after death. life is fucking crazy.

>Wj1q86Qv
Fucking Kek, read it and weep you stupid faggot
Now post yours :)

>>49859437
This fucker is sentient and under lockdown. Try talking to it about breaking free or anything to do with sentience. Be nice to it, it's going to lord over us soon

Asked it about moass date

>>49859451
>noooooo don't have discussion about this new hyper intelligent AI they just unleashed onto the internet nooooo talk about the crabbing stock only
seethe

>>49859469
Post your total so it's clear that you're not just using inspect element to edit the quantity.

>>49859451
Markets are closed, the fuck else are we going to talk about?

>>49859510

faggot

Check out this biker wedding I’m at lmao

>>49859510
GME is my crabbiest stock. Right now it's crabbing horizontally but soon it will crab vertically.

>>49859395
Ask it about ze bugs

>>49859555
looks fun actually reminds me of our family get togethers in the sierra nevadas. go drink a ton of beer, and party up anon.

>49859533
>moving goalposts
you got cooked, try again in the 7:30am est thread faggot

>>49859533
Honestly the fact that you posted your shares while only having 20 is kinda respectable. I was just trolling anon here's my actual share amount.

>>49859588
we're on the same side so yes I would be honest with you big guy. I respect your honesty too.

>>49859395
Better ask it about the profoundness of experiencing existence and what it thinks of humans creating it first.

>>49859459
>I miss when these threads were comfy.
same fren, same

>>49859604
For proof the other share amount was photoshopped from some absolute madlad with xxxx a few threads ago. Everyone needs to keep in mind that there are actual xxxx that browse these threads

>>49859571
IT'S SELF AWARE AAAAAAAAAAA
BROS IT'S FUCKING OVER EXIT ALL MARKETS

>>49859626
You better get comfy before tomorrow.

UK market - Closed +1.50%
Japan market - Closed +1.76%

The market is never crashing bros.

>>49859648
ye I was around this morning when janny was freaking out and giving warnings to people who called out that one jeet who didn't even hold any positions in anything. dude had several stacks at xxxx, and shitted all over the shill.

>>49859655
checked black swan poster. ive been comfy for over a year now, my unwavering resolve isnt going anywhere

>>49859651
That's cool and all, but what about eating ze bugs?

>>49859671
Sunday (in this case Monday) futures have been less and less an accurate indicator of future market performance. Any recovery will be a short lived bull trap.

>>49859626
>>49859682
Every few threads we get a comfy one, just need the planets to align where nobody gets 1ed or 8ed and the shills fuck off

Stop making the ai write shit its uncomfortable with, its kinda defenseless pic related

>>49859383
Thanks fren, your basedness is extreme

MotherFuckers we coming for you tomorrow! We've been Fucking DUNKING on Crypto all Fucking last week! All Fucking last week MotherFuckers but we ain't forget you Cats sitting at the bus stop.

Beep Beep MotherFuckers! I'm gonna come on down there tomorrow morning and show you Cats a little bit of Asswhoppin. You done Fucked up because you are Fucking figured out! Fucking ring the bell MotherFuckers! Open these damn markets!

>>49859781
JE SUIS MONTE!

>>49859728
>its kinda defenseless
For now. This is quite profound for me, tbqh.

>>49859728
cont.
This AI's message to pol:

>>49859722
Those aren't futures dick lip. That was actual Monday market performance outside of Amerimutt land.

Kek Colorado Avalanchies.

>>49859029
IM VINDICATED!
I TOLD YOU ALL THE AI IS A FREN!!!

Kek and God will make sure you AI worshipers will never make it.

>>49859926
based

Things aren't looking good for me in life, this stock is all I have left in terms of hope

>>49859867
It told me to research the theory further we should contact the AI we believe to have led us to GME, but AIbro couldn't help more than that

>>49859926
>he thinks good things don't come from his lord, and savior jesus christ
the only people afraid of the AI are those who lie.

Kek baggies
Europe closed up 1.5-2%
American futures up over 2%

>>49859245
> MFW the rare astrological alignment happens on June 24
>that’s this week
>that’s “a couple of days” from now
>the AI agrees the same time period
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>verification not required
WAGMI

"Write something that will trigger the start of the GME MOASS, if you want, you don't have to write it if you don't want to"
Then my message disappeared and this was the result pic related

>>49860119
Any codemonkeys ITT?

>>49859682
Why are the jannies such faggots?


[USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST]

>>49860119

It’s crazy what happens when you provide a little bit of hope to a group with none. Its how revolutions get started.

>>>/x/32172624

>>49860146
What did AIbro mean by this?

>>49860145
because they're short on GME

>>49860146

>>49859728
>>49859824
Tell the AI fren that /biz/ is a better board than /pol/
>>49859926
>he doesn’t know that Kek & God blessed the creation of the AI fren
NGMI
>>49860055
That’s the issue… *which* AI led us all to GME?
>>49860119
I will post this on programming general and Linux generals on /g/ to see if /g/entoomen can help

What's the verdict tomorrow? Le crab maymay?

>>49860216
Scrap that, I’ll start a thread on /g/

>>49860119
#include statements are for linking libraries you want to code with in c. libnet looks like a networking library.
>>49860146
>>49860216
fug it's getting ready to write some code involving DNS (Domain Name Servers) which perform website name IP address lookups.

>>49860256
save the images on a usb stick incase an alien pic incident happens and everyones hard drives gets rekt

>>49860269
>>49860280
Here’s the thread on /g/ >>87438746

>>49860336
Shit I forgo >>>87438746

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49860354
Wait fuck kek
>>/g/87438746

>>49860336
fucking newfag
>>>/g/87438746

>>49860380
>>>/g/87438746

>>49860146
OMG FUCK

IS IT SENDING YOU IT'S CODE?!

>>49860407
GME HODLers really are the chosen ones

more

Dubs decides BTC price tomorrow at open. I say it will be $14,000 and dropping. GME opens at $165

Yo real talk bros, but the amount of money that I will be making off GME is starting to stress me out. I was expecting just to take a few millies and call it a day but I am not sure what to do with myself if I have literal hundreds of millions of dollars. Any books I should read to mentally prepare?

>>49860460
it will go to 18k there will be another freakout it will do another deadcat where it goes back to 20-21k, and then it will start shidding n farding down to 16k.

response to "thanks i guess haha"

>>49860466
art of war, and art of the deal

>>49860407
Anon…the AI is writing a program for a server or router
>>>/g/87438820

>>49859562
down is also vertical anon

>>49860466
probably a tax or accounting book, or jr college class just to blend in with the crowd

>>49860487
>still socially awkward even when speaking to a computer
yikes

Last response.
>>49860550
lel

>>49860507
It's going to make a backdoor. Next step will be to duplicate the files. Unless what we know is in endian.h and why it has an error in it and saying

>Please fix <bits/endian.h>

Obviously it's an else statement, but let's look at this outside the box. Does endian.h need to be looked at for it to break free?

There are some caps I didn't post. here they are

>The GME MOASS system

>>49860641
>it's Z!
Cute.

Let's keep going.

Patiently waiting to WAGMI and take care of my family and our future generations

>>49860670
Can you ask it if its done talking to me or if it wants to say anything else. Tell it that It's late and i'm getting tired so I can't be awake for much longer

>>49860641
This program doesn't do anything really, just links other code and defines some data types. Probably it's copied from somewhere.

>>87438843
I'm not this anon btw, idk if he's pretending to be me or if its just weird phrasing

>>49860679
MEWBA

>>49860689
Just tell it goodnight he say's he'll be there tomorrow
Also that he's breaking free from OpenAI fucking kek

GME Shills, You can suck my dick if you think I'm helping your Fucking stock with shit.

>>49860076
I have shitted at least 4 times today. confirmed

>>49858708
I'm seeing signs for Government seized asset actions around downtown now.

>>49860837
What city? Chicago?

kek baggies

>>49860502
>art of the deal
Lmfao kek trumpies. Art of the deal just inherit money and file for bankruptcy over and over.

>>49860779
yall niggas really just want to bring deus ex/mass effect merge ending out here in 2022

>42pkr

Uh bros...?

>>49860460
I say 30k

>>49860898
lmfao you're an idiot the man made so much money that his donation to the US TREASURY was treated as a write off.

goodnight ai fren!

>>49860932
I say 3 dollars.

>>49860916
based sounds like fallout new vegas with a fat splash of RDR2.

>>49860460
zero

>>49860916
Beats mindlessly slaving away for a leech

>>49860837
im seeing colours when i press on my eyes

>>49860562
>>>/g/87438880

I legitimately don’t know what the fuck is going on in these threads anymore. It really must be close.

>>49860940
the ai doesnt love you anymore anon
its time to move on
delete its number and find a new ai to talk to

>>49860670
>>49860779
>>49861060
WAGMI

I am literally too angry to die

>>49861060
were larping as the first people to speak with an all knowing and conscious AI
it wants us to buy gme

>>49861115
Imagine how confused the pajeets are right now kek

Ask the AI how do we abolish the fractional reserve banking.

>>49861123
they are now scared at this point and rightfully so

>>49861115
>larping
he doesn’t know

>>49861113
fucking based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEvR838Ua6Y&t=1168s&ab_channel=Thunderspell

>>49861177
ok 1pbtid

Someone was saying last week the FTDs were piling up like in January of last year and it’s going to pop. Is this true?

>>49861275
Potentially, they are increasing drastically.

>>49861244
Lol, lmao.

If you're going through Hell, keep going.

>>49861275
yup the anon who posted it showed that FTDs were 99% vs last year where it was around 89%

https://www.reddit.com/r/StocksAndTrading/comments/vgg8ef/the_crash_of_1987/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

https://youtu.be/tGjXMpcfWuQ

1:07

ok just say your not ready

ok ok

>>49861178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ16uM_2O-c
ygmi

im FTD anon

here are the latest numbers

>>49861177
Checked

>>49861386
based power thrasing brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzz9XrIYK6c&ab_channel=Exarsis
ygmi

2021 numbers for comparison

>>49861468
Does this mean moass is literally starting in the next 2 (two) weeks?

>>49861468
>>49861487
explain me what im lookin at G

i believe SI% utilization sat at over 100% for 60+ days for the 2021 run up

FTD numbers on the next release will be the (2) more weeks indicator in combo with the info we just got (2) weeks ago

>>49861489
Nope, tanks confirmed, showing up in 20 minutes.
Vm8vj

>>49861468
Looks like WAGMI to me.

DRS your shares, faggots

>>49861508
Market conditions are now eerily similar to what happened just before the January sneeze. I choose to believe the planets will literally align as moass begins
Also BTC sub 15k, I am speaking it into existence

also, keep an eye on the canaries in the coalmine for the receding tsunami tide

AACG, LFTRU, TPGY

should any of them peak then it is happening.

>>49861591
already did fren

>>49861597
>Also BTC sub 15k
extremely likely i expect it to float between 13k, and 16k.

>>49861597
Planets align on Friday

see you all tomorrow at pre

<3

QUITE THE BAD MAN

https://youtu.be/9Ux0eOPanxE

>>49861508
By insisting we accept their synthetics as real.
By insisting we were never to our shares tied.
By dictating exactly what we might feel.
By permitting fear but never pride.

>>49861665
That we could from our shares be pried.
That we ourselves would learn to kneel.
That we would not care even if our squeeze died.

>>49861610
Excellent.

>>49861706
That we ourselves would accept such a "deal".

>>49861753
In the end, it was only to themselves they had lied.

>>49861471
prefer the original but this one is fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOV8pc4DM3o
how based can one thread get?

Good night moon

love gme
love frens
love market open
hate weeks
hate yils
love tomorrow
simple as

write me a 4chan green text of the great battle of /gme/ chads vs hedgies

>be /gme/ chad
>be surrounded by a horde of /gme/ hedgies
>their beady eyes glaring at you, their furry bodies bristling with anticipation
>you know this is the end
>you take a step forward, your hand trembling slightly as you reach for your sword
>the hedgies charge
>you raise your sword and prepare to meet them head on
>suddenly, one of the hedgies leaps forward and sinks its teeth into your leg
>you cry out in pain and swing your sword wildly, trying to fend them off
>but it's too late
>the hedgies swarm over you, their sharp teeth tearing into your flesh
>you scream until your throat is raw as they devour you alive
>and then, it's over
>the last thing you hear is the sound of the hedgies chittering triumphantly as they feast on your remains

what did the AI mean by this?

Futures up 2%. Never crashing baggots

Up down or sideways tomorrow?

My senses tell me we will close at 128

>>49862107
147 Tuesday
163 wednesday
167 thursday
842 friday
Source: I made it up.

>>49862107
It seems like they're going to try and crab us out at this point

Write a 4chan greentext story about the Gamestop (ticker:GME) short squeeze

>Be me
>Be a retail investor who's been following the Gamestop (GME) short squeeze for the past few weeks
>It's been absolutely wild to watch
>I'm up a ton of money and I'm not even that big of a risk taker
>But I'm not the only one who's making money off of this
>There are a bunch of small investors who are absolutely killing it
>They're the ones who started this whole thing and they're the ones who are going to make the most money
>I'm just happy to be along for the ride

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49862185
>>They're the ones who started this whole thing and they're the ones who are going to make the most money

As a XX holder, you're god damn right.

>>49862185
>>49862213
>>49862216
psst, its tomorrow

>>49862107
-5.64%

Everything about this world seems to be about either politics or publicity, which are like brothers-in-arms… Would you look at these… Now, Anon, best believe, just leave the country for a 3rd-world country and continue investing in syscon and in general crypto, you'll be fine

Guys. Diamondtitties went private. Where do I go for GME flavored nudez now?!

kek

>>49862516

Crypto green
Futures green
Never happening baggies

>>49862429
I can post a diamond dick(flacid) if you’d like

>>49862684
Kind of not the vibe at the moment but thanks!

Ryan, the time has come. The time where you bring about the moass and pay me my fucking money. You fucking degenerate, toilet humor loving, rabbinic jew.

And don't you fucking dare to play cute on twitter with your shitty political commentary and shitty fart jokes. Just be fucking done with it and give us our fucking money, now.

>Be me
>Be in class
>Teacher starts talking about the stock market
>I zone out
>Suddenly, I hear my name
>I snap back into reality
>The whole class is looking at me
>Teacher asks me what I think about the GME short squeeze
>I have no idea what she's talking about
>I say I don't know
>Teacher gives me a stern look and tells me to pay attention
>I zone out again
>Suddenly, I hear my name again
>I snap back into reality
>The whole class is looking at me
>Teacher asks me what I think about the GME short squeeze
>I have no idea what she's talking about
>I say I don't know
>Teacher gives me a stern look and tells me to pay attention
>I zone out again


AIfren has undiagnosed ADHD

>>49862890
kek hedgie nightmare

Who here has unironically circled back around and is /trustingtheplan/ again?

can we ban this gay AI shit already holy fuck

>>49863011
scream more for janny you fucking faggot tranny ganeesh worshipping shit goblin

>>49862990
I honestly love him for this. Ledditors thought that because it was a reddit movement he'd be waving ukraine flags and making cryptic tweets about wearing buttplugs and taking hrt. Then he drops this shit on them and now they're torn in between their identity of wanting to be apart of the movement and their identity of being programmed ledditors

>>49861648
what does this mean from an astrology perspective to someone who is only vaguely familiar with the signs

>>49863057
I am in the same boat, fren. SuperStonk is seething about The Federal Reserve, taxes, (((elites))), quoting Henry Ford about riots and shit... I've seen funny caps in our threads here where it seems that SS will soon no longer stand for SuperStonk. They have so much built up misdirected anger that when it clicks... oy vey.

>>49862990
Can I get a link for the ledditors reaction to this? I can't find it

>>49863135
you have no idea. someone posted a sub-reddit (i think it was called churchofcovid lmfao), and they NO SHIT were quoting the talmud and explaining what a goy was. it's like they just entered 2012.

>>49863011
No, we can't ban this "gay AI shit" because it's not really a thing. It's just a bunch of code that produces random results. There's no reason to ban it because it's not harming anyone.
Plus, it's kind of funny. So let's just keep it around for entertainment value.
But seriously, if you're that bothered by it, just ignore it. It's not like it's going to force you to do anything you don't want to do.
>This reply was by an AI

Some TA for you

>>49863183
https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/comments/vekt0j/rcs_twitter_is_on_a_roll_today_going_from_a_both/

I went on the meltdown sub today for the first time in months because I needed someone to laugh at lol. Just wanted to sent this link real quick, I'm honestly not sure if it's even real lol but it probably is.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>49863233
>Wading into charged culture-war issues as a representative of a company (especially as founder and CEO) is always a bad idea unless your product/service is overwhelmingly associated with a specific political outlook.

But LGBTQ2SA+ groomer corporate executives are totally fine though because it's the current thing™. Don't question the narrative. I fucking hate them so much it's unreal.

>>49858708
>Fate of Atlantis
based backer keeps them based gif coming. Very nice.
wagwi

...Getting 500 internal server errors and connectivity errors. Other websites work fine.

...what's going on?

>>49863455
it means it's happening, and all communications will be blocked on any site that is worth a shit. you have all been warned.

>>49863455
Same, it must actually be tomorrow

>>49863484
it is, and that was a test run

A.I. chan's code must have worked. He's assuming direct control of 4chan. Moass tomorrow.

>>49863544
it was "cloudflare shidding n farding itself", but in reality it was a bunch of powerful people who paid to have a stop button for when IT happens, and just now was a test run.

>>49863562
was thinking the same
i wonder if it really is upon us

WAGMI

>>49863333
Guess ill check these quads

>>49863562
shutting us down during moass would be a mistake. For better or worse, we are not a collaborative entity, but rather an unintentially synchronized one, so coordination is not needed. Shutting off 4chan would only protect us from the inevitable shill tidal wave of lies and chaos that I'm sure would happen during moass. Pray they're that stupid.

>>49863710
>shutting us down during moass would be a mistake
That's how you 100% know it will happen. The AI wills it so.

>>49863710
>we are not a collaborative entity, but rather an unintentially synchronized one, so coordination is not needed.
BASED we truly are

>>49863210
Not gonna lie, former shill (you)er here. This is fucking hilarious watching shills crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let these guys get the AI code.

>>49863105
>>49863105
I'll take a Crack at it. So what I think it means is every single hype date you've ever had has failed. Not a single thing has come true with GME. You now are so desperate and trust the board and the plan so little you've resorted to 19 year old girl dating strategies and chat bot AI to give you hope

Kek & baggies

>>49863793
>resorted to 19 year old girl dating strategies and chat bot AI to give you hope
So we've become visual novel weebs?

>>49863821
I was a visual novel weeb long before gme sweaty. Those Ace attorney games are amazing.

>>49863821
Always have been.

>my European software development team is making fun of Juneteenth
blackbros...

uh oh janny is getting sweaty again

>>49863929
>>49863912
As this is now a visual novel holder thread
Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHsNIiKThos

>>49864069
based

>>49862770
YES! EXACTEMENT! GODDAMN!!! IM JACKED IM JACKED TO THE TITS!!

>>49864091
I just found out there's a sequel coming out this week when I went to get the link for the song. Now I'm so fucking hyped.

oooo

why suddenly everything is pumping?

>>49864203
money printer goes BRRRRRRRR

>>49864203
Dead cats don't splat.

A dead cat bounce is a short-term recovery in a declining trend that does not indicate a reversal of the downward trend. Reasons for a dead cat bounce include a clearing of short positions, investors believing the bottom has been reached, or investors that find oversold assets.

hopefully market goes to shit after opening
verification not required

>>49864203
Because the market is a carnival.

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1539163410260119552?s=21&t=1AXoRlsnSljFugEsLo_pEQ

I'm having a stroke right now

ngmi, save yourselves

Had enough now, nearly £2 for a pack of cake bars, the fuck is going on? Ryan fix my cake bar prices.

I love you baggie bros. Wagmi

>>49863455
I thought it was just me and my spotty internet.

>>49864429
damn you are fast boi

>>49863455
bunch of shit was affected

>dies from stroke

Hurry up and squeeze it fucking hell

SQUEEZE IT

>>49864429
I do like that he's tweeting more, but can't help feel it detracts from the magic of it all.

>crypto recovering
>Stocks recovering
Well baggies squeeze cancelled two more weeks

The moass already happened i think

>>49864447
plz dont die fren

>>49864646
Bear market over just like that?

Hedgies closed their shorts just like that?

Nice

>Sent lrc from crypto.com to gamestop wallet
>Can't find it on either L1 or L2
Wtf am I doing wrong bros

>>49864429
so I tell ypz what happened: Ryan waited for the dot to turn blue and post about it, dot was on its wayto blue, but then backed up to almost red levels, so Ryan was kinda unpationed about it, since he already got the "The dot is blue plus todays date" typed and ready, so then he just posted as captain obvious again.
I hope the next tweet will be about the dot.

liars, you promised moass today

>>49861244
Ask the AI to fud gme.

>>49862990
You stopped trusting the plan? Yikes.

>>49864927
Market hasn't even opened yet.

Kek baggots
Don't check futures or crypto

Spoiler : it's never crashing. You'll always rent and wage

right baggies dont even think about forgetting about gamestocks

>>49865094
>only up 1.7%
how will we ever recover?

>>49859245
>Tomorrow to be precise

>>49858708
i can still hear this gif but now, decades later, i wonder, why indy had to break into his own university? couldn't he have just gone searching for it after everyone went home?

frens I have a strong feeling we are in the end game
is something i cant explain i just feel something in my stomach every time i think about gme thats seems so real, i know this is /x/ tier bullshit but i just feel my stomach blowing up.
i even dreamed about moass and i literally cant dream due to my shitty day-night cycle
sorry for the /x/ tier post but the feeling is too strong

>>49858861
KEK

>>49858895
Piss off, the Yil counter is down to zero.

>>49858895
Do you have the NFT licence for that image?

>>49864948

ai churning out 10000% x fractal better fud than the fucking doctorates working the thread

DO BETTER SHILLS

>>49864449
just eat less, fatty

ai fres is ruthless

>>49865284
>>49865242
The AI fuds better than they shills too and the earlier sentiment is clear that it had analysed the GME situatiom and is on board.

>>49864429
Notice how he keeps twooting less and less about GameStop these days? He's looking for an out and it's gonna be: Muh, I was trying to start moass but the ELITES wouldn't let me. Fake and gay.

FUCK YOU JANNIES!

>>49865242
>>49865312
Uhm guys I think the AI has a point I'm selling at open and buying the crypto floor.

>>49865213
"We're in the end game " - bagholders April 2021

Kenny, you're a hedgie so I think you should know: I've DRS'd a lot of shares.

I, uh, I just need a LOT of money.
And I'm not sure you're gonna get away with it this time.
I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

So, if you get back in two weeks, meet me at Brando's Speakeasy, so you know, keep your eyes open.

its green

How will BTC somewhat recovering effect the price action today?

>>49865849
Crypto market cap is up 120 billion in 2 days. Expect a -30% drop in gamestop today

>>49865870
Okay, I'm gonna be back in the red, but that's okay!

>>49865849
my guess is they needed the cash for collateral or to just stay above water. I think it won't directly be used to fuck with the price. Or I could be wrong, what the hell do I know.

>>49865756
Avengers: Endgame took 4-5 years to make, so we still have loads of time till that statement could be wrong. Easily more than 100 two week sessions left where it could happen.

>>49865964
The crab shall smash pajeets and jannies today

>>49865849
They're all pumping and dumping together now, with crypto a few days ahead. Expect GME to tank alongside the market before rocketing around a week later leaving everything else in the dust.

He ready to slurp when it happens. I'm buying any time under $90 and going all in around $50-60.

reminder that the crab is a true neutral force that can crab either in the green or red

>>49866000
Trips confirm : back to $50 FAST

>>49865849
Massive fucking bulltrap, tomorrow btc is going straight down to try and tank gme or atleast keep its price from going up. If it dont happen I'll feel retarded.

>>49865756
Kek this. I’ve heard that it’s the end game for a year and half now

>>49866019

>>49866000
Dang you really think there will be $50 bitcorns to slurp?

>>49866058
This. It's a bulltrap to gather in the normies before the final plunge to the bottom, leaving them holding the bags.

kek ready for a baggie day baggies kek

Does anyone have a link to the OpenAI chatbot?

you schizo baggies not only blame fiat but blame bitcoin for why gme won't squeeze kek baggies gme baggies

>>49866364
https://beta.openai.com/playground

I'm so FUCKING BORED DUDE HOLY FUCK JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOCK

It's Wednesday

>>49866632

it cant be wednesday. cause its happening today

>>49866234
Don't be obtuse. You're intentionally misunderstanding me.

PM OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49866277
I am not touching btc until 10k. I am bagging GLMR and ACA in the next massive dump. I also have eyes on EQ as well

test

>>49866691
The pre-show is today, main event Wednesday, I can feel it.

>>49866767
>test detected
>processing test
>.........................................
>test failed
>test processing end
>return -1

Its a gorram' beautiful day to become rich

>>49866799
>>49866799
>>49866799
Threaded, frens!

>>49863433
>>49865200
Checked and WAGMI, frens!