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You will drink the bug lite

>>49856008
fuck you OP for making me go to that website now I'm creeped the fuck out

>>49856008
Hotlix

>>49856008
what an unsettling website

https://www.thailandunique.com/

>>49857422
>Europe and North America confirmed for superior lands
kek

>>49857422
> Most parts of Sudamerica
> Most parts
here is like a 3% at most and is only a type of ant with a big butt.

>>49857205
Why are scorpions or spiders more palatable in my mind? Is it because they look less like something that lives in dung?

>>49857205
>2030
>doesn't eat ze bugs

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but I can't survive on just bugs

Und? Was life a contest about who lives ze longest?

>but they're disgusting!

Zey're not, unless you're young and can't enjoy ze complex flavors

>cryptocurrency will free us from slavery, I don't need to eat the bu-

*smart contract liquidates your wallet* eat zem and return to your pod immediately, fucking peat-gavel

>>49857422
>>49857460
>OH NO LE BUGS BAD BEVAUSE UHHHH IT JUST IS OK?!?!?

>>49856008

Eat ze bug OP.

You will own nothing and be happy.

>>49857795
Of course its no problem. Here's your dinner bro.

>>49857422
That's a load of lies. Eating bugs is definitely not something "more than 80% of the world's nations eat on a regular basis."

>>49856008
Reminder to travel to Switzerland to punch Klaus Schwab in the face.

>>49857928
Fucking cunt

>>49857422
all western countries are anglo saxon? lmao?

>>49857891
>>49857205
>>49856008
Call me a globohomo faggot but id eat these buggies if they were ground up for protein powder.

>>49857967
You do that while I eat a steak.

>>49857205
ngl eating a scorpion is pretty cool

Bugs??? EWWWW!!
*eats lobster*

>thailand
>eat nothing but bugs
>tons of weird people
>ladyboys
Don't eat bugs.

>>49857205
Those water scorpions are actually called toebiters and are scary as fuck. Pretty cool too. They're the ultimate bug. They walk, swim, and fly. Pretty sure they eat fish and small rodents too. These fuckers will get in your pool if you live in Florida. A true creature right out of hell. I'd never eat one though. Doesn't even register in my mind as food.

Huge potential to make maymays

>>49858045
Why not both? Better than impossible "steaks"

>>49858235
You can have my bugs.

>>49858178
Long into the future one may consider scorpion a delicacy only the rich can afford as a source of protein

>>49857422
I'm convinced Satan created non-whites. Who else would eat fucking bugs when there is plenty of normal healthy food to consume?

>>49858503
The info's nonsense, most cultures have a strong history of eating meat/fish.

>>49857205
I just ordered this exact pack. If this thread is still around in 2 weeks, I'll make a post about my experience.

>>49858822
You're going to eat them straight or prepare them somehow?

>>49858928
Nope. They're pre-salted. I might try dipping them in something. Ordered myself some chocolate covered scorpions as well.

>>49856008
Chainlink

>>49858374
Deboonked, shellfish goes bad extremely quickly, of course nobody wanted to eat rotting lobster. Once refrigeration was invented people realized it tasted great.

>>49857205
Niggas can’t even spell trail correctly

>>49858151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGTIs9fvkUA

>>49856008
>>49857205
I'd eat a scorpion, but not worms, crickets and shit like that. Not sure why this makes sense to me but it does

>>49857422
>>49857920
this lol
bugs are not a common dish anywhere except for super tribal communities where there are few easy protein options or in times of abject poverty like Pol Pot's Cambodia or Mao's China

I'm Vietnamese and I laugh when westoids talk about how the "whole world" eats bugs like normal.
its very uncommon, though maybe not as reviled as in Europe.

>>49860581
Same

>>49857422
The most off-putting shit is the lies and half truths sprinkled throughout this. Anyone who is lying to you is also probably trying to manipulate or brainwash you. No, I will not eat the bugs.

>>49857422
I'm English, laugh every time anglo-saxon is shoe-horned into something like a derogatory

thanks for sharing the site you've actually pushed me to finally bite the bullet... I mean bite the bug. I'm gonna order a whole bunch

you must be wef shills, niggers

>>49856008
yum

Perhaps a /biz/nessman could set up an indoor artisanal bug farm to make some $$$

>>49856008
I invest in dogs, is it still valid?