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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/female:futanari
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49854239
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Gay sex

>> No.49854254
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How is your day off from the stock market?

>> No.49854257

Previous:
>>49848299
>>49843634

>> No.49854277
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Its over.

>> No.49854298

>>49854277
>Its over.
Yes, the bear is over. Time for the rip higher

>> No.49854300
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is Musk the white Cramer?

>> No.49854302

>>49854239
What's the suicide stack for SIGA?

>> No.49854315

BOBO BROS.... WE WON

>> No.49854319

Reminder Mormon's and Catholics are the real Groomers and diddlers. They should be treated as such. Market does tomorrow btw

>> No.49854322

>>49854300
He knew exactly what he was doing.

>> No.49854328
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Oh boy do i sure love me some niggers, gimme nigger music, nigger foods, nigger noise, nigger smells, nigger sounds, nigger dance, nigger kangs, nigger kwangs, nigger nigger nigger all the time, niggers in my ears, niggers up my nose, niggers coming out my ass until everything is darkness and then give me a trillion more niggers

>> No.49854333

Contemporary:
>>49854225
>>49854225

>> No.49854364

Pluperfect:
>>49854225
>>49854225

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>>49854239
Is that a neovagina?

>> No.49854424

just wait. futures will gap down at like 9pm and pull back all the green we had from last nights futures. same shit happened last time the market was closed monday

>> No.49854434

unironically thinking about becoming a cricket farmer. gonna start small and then grow into an automated warehouse. YOU VILL EAT ZE CRICKETZ

>> No.49854437
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So why have Chinkstonks pumped that much lately?

>> No.49854494
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>>49854434
Im gonna need half of those cricketz anon

>> No.49854510

>>49854434
It’s the future of fish farming, if you live by the coast I would.
Also, despite what any poltard loser would tell you, they make a decent snack as any traveler knows. Better then peanuts or sunflower seeds, below but healthier than chips.

>> No.49854515

Bears seem extremely unintelligent.

>> No.49854524
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i just walked outside and a fucking black bear was on my porch
bobo was at my house

>> No.49854525

>>49854437
Biden removing tariffs and less severe lockdowns

>> No.49854528
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>futures

>> No.49854536

Bottom signal:
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/20/proshares-is-launching-a-short-bitcoin-etf-this-week.html

>> No.49854542

been trading sqqq past couple of weeks but should i put some money in and hold it long(for another 15-20% drop in the market)?

>> No.49854548

>>49854515
Is this the new cope?

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>>49854434
>You will grow our crickets and you will be happy.

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>>49854524

>> No.49854563

So wait, does that mean futures are up 2% since Friday, because it was up 1% yesterday then up 1% now?

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>>49854524

>> No.49854578

I just want a not fat wife and a home

>> No.49854588

>>49854524
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE

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>>49854536

>> No.49854598

>>49854524
>>49854559
dude i'd love to chill with a bear in my hottub, sadly all we get is deer and bunnies. the deer are chill but the bunnies get spooked easily ~w~

i jus wanna pet da wittle flooferz >~<

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>>49854578

>> No.49854611

>>49854563
No, its just picked up were it left.

>> No.49854616
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>>49854525
Based

>> No.49854617

+RIGHT TESTICLE+ +RIGHT TESTICLE+ +RIGHT TESTICLE+ +RIGHT TESTICLE+ +RIGHT TESTICLE+ +RIGHT TESTICLE+

>> No.49854633

S&P more like poop and pee.

>> No.49854646

>>49854536
Idk was it a bottom signal when SARK launched in November? There's a lot of shit in them hills.

>> No.49854649

>>49854617
don't you have sci threads to shit up or something namefag?
actually can i ask you what stock valuation models you prefer?

>> No.49854653
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I believe we're going to see long period of crab before something tanks the market again.

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>>49854633

>> No.49854678

>>49854225
I’ve got a KO in the fridge and it’s getting colder by the second. Let that sink in.

>> No.49854681

What are rollover fees?
Kraken charges 0,02% every 4 hours, doesnt that get very costly very quick?
I have never used leverages before so I dont know much about it.
Am I correct if Im assuming that if you use leverage, its supposed to be only for a very short time, like 1 or 2 days in cases where you know, or at least think that a stock is gonna rise in price very soon?

>> No.49854693

Holy wow at the short interesting REV. Looks like a fun play to those $1k at see what happens

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>>49854554
>be comfy cricket and worm farmer
>wield government has give me a youbg government mandated wife who I am required to breed often as my genetic make up is perfect for siring future bug farmers

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>>49854694

>> No.49854723

>>49854693
Short interest on*

>> No.49854742

>>49854653
Recession in July
>GDP fell last quarter
>2nd Quarter report in July, will probably fall too
>Two quarters decline in GDP in a row = Recession
I know that's not an actual definition but the optics of it will be fucked plus Powell's hike in July too

>> No.49854773

>>49854742
Any idea what comes out first, the central bank meeting on rates or the quarterly economic info?

>> No.49854788

>>49854742
Yeah, but im pretty sure this is already being priced in, but shit will most likely keep falling regardless of the currently oversold markets.

>> No.49854795

>>49854525
Beijing Biden is now a reality lmao who voted for this? I don't think it was actually the people

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>>49854592
This is funny

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I bought calls the expire this friday its only down from there after

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>>49854795
Anyone with a economics degree. How far removed from one of those are you?

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>>49854592
Madlads.

>> No.49854827

>>49854773
End of June GDP 2nd quarter reading and the next fed meeting is on July 26-27. July is going to be interesting as fuck.

>> No.49854848

Holy fuck

Are futures?!?

>> No.49854855
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>>49854254
>woke up
>made some burgers for me and the wife
>I take a bite
>She immediately starts talking about something
>Not done with first bite
>What do you think anon?
>huh?
>You never listen to me
>I proceed to tell her to stfu when im eating and I dont talk to me
>She starts crying
>I stock the fridge full of beer for the long day ahead.

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Kek if things keep falling, well that's just more cheap shares for me to bag especially since I'll be having more green to do the bagging with after July... Plz god keep falling!

>> No.49854860

What are YOU doing to drive up oil prices, /smg/?

>> No.49854864
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Does anyone doubt that SP500 is going down way further + recession at this point?

>> No.49854870

>>49854799
>>49854806
Stop posting lewds pls my mom (female) saw it when she walked in my room and it was embarrassing and now she doesn't believe me when I say I'm hanging out with my stock trading chat room and thinks I'm watching porn.

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>> No.49854882

>>49854848
Yes, futures happen to be.

>> No.49854888

>>49854742
its the exact definition, 2 consecutive quarters of negative GDP.

>> No.49854891

>>49854872
nani?

>> No.49854892

>>49854870
let me talk to your mom, I will help you guys out

>> No.49854893

>>49854872
>GME

>> No.49854900

>>49854827
Yea… I think 5% official inflation is here to stay for awhile.

>> No.49854909

marketwatch says were green, but investing dot com says were red

>> No.49854942

>>49854848
futures is barely down only 0.03%

>> No.49854943

>>49854888
There's been recessions that didn't even last a quarter, the covid recession was technically only 2 months. I mean we're still feeling the impact of the lockdowns but that's just how institutional money sees it.

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Yeah its gonna be a bloody week,Were there any doubts?

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>>49854870

>> No.49854975
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>> No.49854981

Can someone explain to me how O has 3.6 billion in goodwill and 5.2 billion in intangible assets? What kind of good deals is this real estate company doing to merit that?

>> No.49854994

>>49854855
Holy fucking shit I hate when my girlfriend does this shit.

>> No.49854997

FUTES RIPPIN

SPY 365 WAS THE BOTTOM

TAKE YOUR FEAR MONGERING BULLSHIT TO CNN

all in soxl

>> No.49855000

>>49854981
Stop asking antisemitic questions.

>> No.49855015

So how did you guys spend this holiday?
I'm almost done my workbench. Just got some sanding left to do.

>> No.49855021

>>49854997
>soxl
Thought you faggots moved onto siga

>> No.49855028

>>49854888
Nah, NBER makes the official call and their definition is grey area political bullshit.

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>>49854975
I remember an Anon begging me to buy at 18$ a share, and I laughed at him thinking it was the dumbest idea. I has a mil then too so it wouldn’t of hurt to put 50k in. If your here Anon, I should of listened.

>> No.49855075

>>49854434
those cricket farms seem really great to automate. probably a good idea to not sell them as heckin buggerinos and make some kind of protein paste/bar from them. just shredder those fucks.

>> No.49855077

>>49855021
im balls deep in SIGA too making bank selling covered calls

>> No.49855078 [DELETED] 

>>49854795
Many people voted against trump. He’s a very loud and arrogant boomer.

Most of us aren’t capable of analyzing policy.

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>>49854981
Disgusting anti-semite.

>> No.49855088

>>49854872
>>49854975
zoom out

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>laptop's unlock screen for today

w...what does this mean?

>> No.49855123

>>49854943
This is merely semantics but a recession by definition is at least 2 negative quarters. Now the Covid crash was definitely going to be a recession but the fed OD'd the markets with liquidity and its one of the main reasons we are in this inflation disaster now.

>> No.49855122

>>49854604
I am Jewish.
I just want a not fat wife and a home.

>> No.49855145

>>49855122
best i can do is a chubby tranny and an airbnb voucher

>> No.49855166

>>49854961
When you think about ut, boobs look like thighs in this photo

>> No.49855186
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>>49855114
>most remote and unpopulated areas of the world
where

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>>49854994
It isn't the first or last time either. Dumb bitches man. I might be autistic because I have gone off on her mom for doing the same shit. When im eating, I want peace and quiet or banter about the food. I took the day off of work too. God damn women are fucking annoying. I should just go have GAYSEX

>> No.49855205

>>49855122
are you close with your family? There's gotta be a way for some of your family to hook you up with a khazar cutie

>> No.49855208

>>49854981
>Leased Intangible Property means all agreements, service contracts, equipment leases, booking agreements and other arrangements or agreements affecting the ownership, repair, maintenance, management, leasing or operation of the Leased Property, or any portion thereof, to which Landlord is a party; all books, records and files relating to the leasing, maintenance, management or operation of the Leased Property, or any portion thereof, belonging to Landlord; all transferable or assignable permits, certificates of occupancy, operating permits, sign permits, development rights and approvals, certificates, licenses, warranties and guarantees, rights to deposits, trade names, service marks, telephone exchange numbers identified with the Leased Property, and all other transferable intangible property, miscellaneous rights, benefits and privileges of any kind or character belonging to Landlord with respect to the Leased Property.

>> No.49855219

>>49855186
Kamchatka, Russia

>> No.49855223
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>>49855028
Yes, the definition is actually not specific for that same reason but normally it is 2 quarters and if they dont make it official, the media will.

>> No.49855229

>>49855208
>Goodwill is an intangible asset that is associated with the purchase of one company by another. Specifically, goodwill is the portion of the purchase price that is higher than the sum of the net fair value of all of the assets purchased in the acquisition and the liabilities assumed in the process.

>> No.49855247

>>49855186
Id bet somewhere between Vancouver and Juneau on one of those islands or bays.

>> No.49855278

>>49854254
juicy effin milkers

>> No.49855290

>>49855186
The sex room at my house

>> No.49855302

>>49855223
Which means that by the time a recession is called you have already been living through it for half a year or more.

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>>49854254
As much as I hate this darkie day for closing the market... I needed the extra sleep. Slept in 2 days in a row, actually feeling pretty refreshed.
Now futures are nice and red and I'm feelin' comfy with my shorts.

>> No.49855372

>>49855208
>>49855229
The goodwill isn't as bad as I thought, but the intangible assets are complete malarkey. They should be included in the property valuations. It's a complete scam and it's done out in the open.

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Ok I was skimming through the archives and one of you called me a troon and told me they hope I kill myself. WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING CHUDS WAS IT!!!??? I SWEAR TO YAWEH I WILL SACRIFICE YOUR BUSSY TO MOLOCH!!! APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

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Oil bros

How we feelin

>> No.49855413

Heading to T Bell, youz guys want anything?

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>>49855385
Are you taking estrogen?

>> No.49855430

>>49855015
I ordered some KFC and washed it down with some grape drank and skittles.

>> No.49855441

>>49854870
Never ever set your monitor up so it can be seen by anyone who just walks in your door. What are you? 15?

>> No.49855445

>>49855413

get me one of them octagon shape things

>> No.49855447

noob question: why do you guys pick up options that expire in 1 week if those ones lose value the fastest? is it more profitable to exercise in-the-money options than to trade volatile ones?
this is not financial advice btw

>> No.49855450

>>49855302
They go on until the fed kneels

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how the fuck are small caps up almost a percent right now in futures when everything else is flat

>> No.49855502

>>49855429
That is the ideal male body, you may not like it but that's what peak performance looks like. Plus that's a fish eye lense. Makes me look heavier than I am

>> No.49855510

>>49855413
Mexican Pizza

>> No.49855513

>>49855447
It's called "gambling".

>> No.49855514

Is tomorrow gonna be red?

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>>49855413
Have they updated their menu to include any items that won't cause taco bell butt?
>>49855429
Its a combination of beer, no exercise and lack of access to scoopsie's bussy. SAD.
>>49855447
Shorter dated options have greater risk and therefore greater potential rewards. Most people will tell you not to trade short dated OTM options The people suggesting you start trading them are degenerate gamblers (myself included)
>>49855492
small cap futures are closed right now.

>> No.49855524

>>49855447

Weeklies offer higher gain and loss, which is good if you like volatility. Exercising an option is useless unless you are thinking of holding for the long term.

>> No.49855538
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>>49855450
Which is why inflation makes the next couple months spicy. I’m trying to figure out how to time a jump into LETFs.

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>>49855324
>Now futures are nice and red and I'm feelin' comfy with my shorts.
uuuUUuh anon?

>> No.49855542

>>49855513
So is buying shares you fucking boomer.

>> No.49855545

>>49855413
Fuck yeah get me 6 crunchy tacos and a fistfull of fire sauce and ask if they have the chipotle sauce back yet, thanks senpai.

>> No.49855549

>>49855403
I have a feeling I will feel better by the time the 4th of July rolls around. Just a gut feeling.

>> No.49855576

>>49855513
>>49855516
>>49855524
thank you lads, I'll go stare at some more charts with this in mind

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>>49855385
Calm down fren. You’re really starting to behave like a nigger raised by a single mother. Not every slight has to be acknowledged.

>> No.49855639

>>49855590
He could be one in a fat suit

>> No.49855642

>>49855430
Can’t think of a better feast for Juneteenth holiday weekend.

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>down >10% on my Stocks and shares Isa from the start of the year
>Don't want to sell at a loss, but fuck, watching it bleed my life savings is demoralising. I decided to put all of them into an ISA to have any hope of beating inflation and getting a house, but I'm currently just getting fucked up the ass.

Please tell me it's going to get better anons.

>> No.49855725
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>>49855540
Back to sleep,mumu

>> No.49855731

>>49854254
Traded ES futures but shouldn't have. Abysmal volume.

>> No.49855734
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>>49854742
Calling it now, triple dip recession

>> No.49855790

>>49855664
it's good that you're posting this kind of stuff, anon.
it confirms that the bottom isn't in yet to the rest of us.

>> No.49855869
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49855869

>FUTURES

>> No.49855870

>>49855590
How dare you. I'm of pure Jewish descent.

>> No.49855882
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>>49855385
It could have been anyone in this thread, pencil dick

>> No.49855905

>>49855413
Cheese quesadilla with sour cream on the side and a cheesy gordita crunch with diablo sauce pls sirs

>> No.49855926

my futures doing something

>> No.49855940
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49855940

i spent 1700 dollars on plant seeds over the past 3 weeks
i got over 250 types of seeds for next years planting season
thats how its done boys gotta prepare for the recession

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>Futures

>> No.49855967

>>49854827
>July is going to be interesting as fuck.
"interesting" is not that word I'd pick

>> No.49855984
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>>49855967
Sussin, july gonna be sussin

>> No.49855993
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49855993

>buttcoin back to friday close
>futures flat
This whole weekend has been one large prank on the goy.

>> No.49855994

>>49855940
Good luck getting fertilizer

>> No.49855995

> took a nap
What the fuck happened to the futures?

>> No.49856019

>>49854315
If you cash out and don't get ridiculous then you won.
If you become a permabear then you lose.

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>>49855993
>buttcoin
it's still expected to go sub 10k,eventually.
Futures will turn red in a few hours

>> No.49856028

>>49855403
As long as no dividends are cut I will remain comfy and in my lane.

>> No.49856030
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49856030

Dont look at the bonds

>> No.49856036

>>49855984
fr fr no cap

>> No.49856037

>>49854254
Canadian stocks are in the green and the big 6 went up 2%.

>> No.49856058
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>>49854524
lmao

>> No.49856060 [DELETED] 

>>49855122
>I am Jewish
Do not breed.

>> No.49856120
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Remember, there is always someone that has bigger bags than you.

>> No.49856138

>>49856060
I’m gonna breed

And I’m going to raise my kids to be strong and serious people who read books and don’t waste time on social media.

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>>49854855
>>49854994
>>49855193
Based convo.

>> No.49856154

I don't get it are we dropping tomorrow or no?
Futures seem to be doing good

>> No.49856181

>>49856154
Look at the delayed, actual futures. They're basically crabbing.

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>>49856154
>0.02%
>good
Do mumus really?

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>>49856154
Its fine.

>> No.49856233

oil just spiked for some reason
I assume an arab farted

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>>49856233
forgot pic, inverse bart...
unless it then inverse-inverse barts....

>> No.49856298

>wheat futures are going down
Fuck, why... how?

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>>49856138
>read books
read them this book

> Reviews:
“… to the mortification of decent Jews like myself, Jews are often on the vanguard when it comes to trashing Christian mores and human dignity, and creating dysfunction whether its undermining gender and marriage or peddling promiscuity, pornography or abortion. … Organized Jewry has sought to portray man as inhabiting a mechanistic universe devoid of inherent design and meaning. In this view, God is an impotent fool who neglects His creation, and Christianity is fogbound superstition. … Organized Jewry has used our idealism to deceive us with Socialism, Communism and Zionism. But to warn Jews of this deceit now constitutes ‘anti-Semitism.’ Surely, Jewish leaders who start wars are the real anti-Semites. They create anti-Semitism to keep ordinary Jews in line. … Jones is the foremost scholar of our time and predicament. This is because he studies the masterful Masonic-Jewish takeover of Western civilization now almost complete. … For a complete history of the New World Order from its inception over 2000 years ago, I recommend The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit.”

-Henry Makow, Ph.D.

>> No.49856301

>>49855664
>only down 10%
rookie numbers

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ono mi stonks

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did rocker get banned for avatarfagging again? kek

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>>49856298
Everyone switched to a gluten free diet for Popeyes Chicken Day.

>> No.49856353

>leave the house for a bit
>come home and check futures
>dropped from PURE BULL to ABSOLUTE CRAB levels
:)

>> No.49856382

>>49856331
Jannies have been pissed lately

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>>49856326
Looks like a wrinkled ballsack, pencil dick

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>>49856353
>dropped from pure bull
When the fuck was there a bull feeling?

>> No.49856394

>>49856386
Dude... this morning. Futures were like +1.5%

>> No.49856409

>>49856353
anon today is on top of futures from this afternoon/yesterday. so we're really still at like +1%

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>>49856394
>1.5%
Woah,cool
Market's dumping 4% again tomorrow btw

>> No.49856413

test

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Testing testing. Is my ten minute time out for raysis posting over yet?

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49856422

>>49856386
"pre-market" Futures were up ~1% Honestly a bit weird because buttcoin was down then.

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>>49856138
>read
Read them this. It will enhance their financial future

> Reviews:

“… to the mortification of decent Jews like myself, Jews are often on the vanguard when it comes to trashing Christian mores and human dignity, and creating dysfunction whether its undermining gender and marriage or peddling promiscuity, pornography or abortion. … Organized Jewry has sought to portray man as inhabiting a mechanistic universe devoid of inherent design and meaning. In this view, God is an impotent fool who neglects His creation, and Christianity is fogbound superstition. … Organized Jewry has used our idealism to deceive us with Socialism, Communism and Zionism. But to warn Jews of this deceit now constitutes ‘anti-Semitism.’ Surely, Jewish leaders who start wars are the real anti-Semites. They create anti-Semitism to keep ordinary Jews in line. … Jones is the foremost scholar of our time and predicament. This is because he studies the masterful Masonic-Jewish takeover of Western civilization now almost complete. … For a complete history of the New World Order from its inception over 2000 years ago, I recommend The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit.”

-Henry Makow, Ph.D.

>> No.49856435

>>49856422
as much as I'd love to blame buttcoin, they've been the wife of this abusive relationship

>> No.49856462

>>49856385
My dick is bigger than yours. You will kneel in front of my BJC

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>>49856435
The whore gets what she fucking deserves.

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>>49856462
Not true. You have fattier balls than i do because of your cholesterol levels. Thats about it.

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>>49855545
>>49855516
>>49855445
>>49855510
>>49855905
Sorry anons Just realized I'm broke so could only get myself 2 cheesy bean and rice burritos for $2.

>> No.49856536

>>49854225
broes how do i buy etfs do i just set up a reoccurring buy with robin hood or actually go to a vanguard website im just trying to put in 200 every check while im being a lil wagie

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>>49856520
those aren't bad

miss the $2 meal deals though

>> No.49856547

Next week better be green, I need a good bounce to buy more puts.

>> No.49856555

>>49856520
>cheesy bean and rice burritos
top choice but they're just not the same with plain tomatoes instead of fiesta salsa

>>49856480
kek

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>Mommy walked in on me wearing the trading diaper

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>>49856536
>robin hood

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>ended Friday green before a 3-day weekend
>futures are crabbing near their 52 wk low

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>>49854848
They are

>> No.49856582

>>49856520
Was it really worth the time and drive for a two dollar meal?

>> No.49856609

>>49856546
That dollar mc chicken was awesome.

>> No.49856617

>>49856422
We honestly could be seeing the short term decoupling of BTC from the market. If enough big money institutions sell out, it can go back to trading normally without their algorithms trading it like a nasdaq stock.

>> No.49856619

>>49854510
I’ll stick with nuts and jerky anon. The crickets are all yours.

>> No.49856662

>>49856520
Np bro, did you ask about the chipotle sauce? That was my favorite til they discontinued it.

>> No.49856673

>>49856568
how buy

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>>49856546
I will never forgive them

>> No.49856694

>>49856673
Do you have a fax machine?

>> No.49856699

>>49856662
https://www.kroger.com/p/taco-bell-creamy-chipotle-sauce/0002100008031

>> No.49856702

>>49856536
Fidelity

>> No.49856703

Why are you all so rude to me? I brought you entertainment, I sacrificed the only thing I cared about in my life (scoopsies bussy) for SIGA gains, I offer you a slam dunk stock pick in SIDU. And how do you repay me? By reporting me and and getting me 3 month bans. Shame on you all.

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GAYSEX BROS.
> patients who are recovering from munkeypox to use condoms during all sexual activity for at least 12 weeks
Its still in their cum after they aren't showing any more symptoms

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>>49856582
Buying groceries requires driving too and it's unironically more expensive and time consuming.

Living mas on the other hand...

>>49856662
I'm afraid it's not available in the packets. But I think you can buy it online.

>> No.49856738

>>49856706
>faggots not barebacking eachother as soon as they're out of quarantine
Not possible.

>> No.49856743

>>49856536
Do it my man.
>go on robinhood
>set automatic dividend reinvesting to ON
>buy ETF's you have confidence in
>educate yourself about what to look for in an ETF
>have fun

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>>49856520
You probably spent more on gas (no pun intended) than food.
>>49856617
On the one hand it would be great because it would cause a massive collapse and crypto bros would be seething, on the other hand it would suck because using it as a leading indicator for nasdaq has helped me make some profitable plays.

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>>49856703
I for one #StandWithRocker

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> Whole thread literally can't even futures

>> No.49856758

>>49856723
Buy beans, rice, and olive oil in bulk

>> No.49856772

>>49856706
>condoms
lmao faggots get off on spreading disease.

>> No.49856778

>>49856756
given their volatility, it is just really hard to care

>> No.49856796

>>49854225

bear rally tomorrow frens, be prepared for a giga green spike

>> No.49856811

>>49854788
>oversold
when it doesnt go in your favor
>not overbought
when it goes in your favor for 2 years straight lol

>> No.49856812

>>49856756
>not green
>not red
not too bad to be honest, at least it didn't dive

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>>49856756
>trading CFDs on Oanda and calling it futures

>> No.49856820

>>49856568

Do you have a better free options broker?

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>>49856699
Checked, but it wasn't creamy it was dark brown.
I used to mix it 1:1 with fire sauce on beef quesoritos.
Actually after looking up a picture I think I must have just assumed that "fire roasted" meant "fire roasted chipotle pepper" and memory holed myself.

>> No.49856863

>>49856520
Smd bitch

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>>49856818
You didn't even mention my MACD settings...

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>>49856823
Its ok, that shits delicious

>> No.49856893

>>49854855
I am currently eating what I want while doing what I want, and no one is bitching at me.
Tell me why I should ever get married.

>> No.49856910

>>49854856
I'm buying a lot in July.

>> No.49856926

>>49856702
This or WeBull

>> No.49856930

>>49854864
It might dip a little more, but it will be back by early next year at the latest.

>> No.49856941

>>49856818
See if deez nuts lmao gottem.

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I just realized all the fucking charts had the same movement the last week.

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>>49856948
Meds, now.

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>>49856978
I took my vitamins earlier; does that count?

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>>49856941
Is there an upvote on this site?

Pic unrelated

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>>49857030
Your other meds.

>> No.49857065

how are crude oil futes lookin?

>> No.49857087

>>49857053
Yes, press Alt+F4 to upvote, and Ctrl+W to downvote.

>> No.49857090

>>49857065
Up. Before the weekend the new contract started down and now it's moving upward. Futures gapped down last week and USOIL caught up at open today, but it's right around $110.

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>>49857065

>> No.49857119
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IM FOMOING
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
IM BUYING TOMORROW
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>49857065
Suss

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I bought SOXL at close on Friday, post my face tomorrow morning

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>>49857133

>> No.49857154
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>>49857133

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>>49857133

>> No.49857189

why do i feel like we're going to be mooning this week

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>>49857133

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>>49857133

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>>49857133

>> No.49857209 [DELETED] 

>>49857196
linetrap hot af

>> No.49857210

>>49857189
because my calls fucking expired friday

>> No.49857232

>>49856208
Mumu will eat shit

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>>49857119
We gaan.

>> No.49857239

>>49856910
Just in time for the crash in September!

>> No.49857244

>>49857119
It's called dip buying and it is smart since you can't time the bottom.

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>>49857133

>> No.49857294

is it time to start buying back into s&p?

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>>49857133

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>>49857294
for the long term, probably

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>>49857294
Wait until the start of September, there are market trends that happen year after year but cannot be explained you see.

>> No.49857359

>>49857272
Pomu!

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>>49857359

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>>49857356
No need to be antisemitic, anon

>> No.49857402

>>49857383
I regularly berate myself in the mirror. I absolutely hate myself.

>> No.49857411

>>49855516
>taco bell butt
That’s just a dumb r*ddit meme

>> No.49857423

I'm looking at these prices and I can't hold it in any longer. I will slurp. Former Cash gang.

>> No.49857440

>>49857294

Yes and no. Realistically it will go down more, but Thursday was a pretty good entry point

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>>49857423
Good luck :)

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>>49857423
75BP coming again in July, wait til then

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>>49855385

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49857480

>>49857423
Cash Gang now is the time. Though drip feed in since it is gonna keep going down and you want to maximize the dips.

>> No.49857498
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>>49857423
I biggum slurp. Now biggum regret. Many moons until heavy bags can be redeemed from man with long nose. Learn from mistakes.
Captcha: Day48

>> No.49857512

>>49857451
>>49857480
yeah I will slurp slowly and methodically. I'm not dropping the entire load in one go.

>> No.49857548

Is this pump gonna hold till tomorrow morning?

>> No.49857557
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I feel your fear, bobo

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>>49857557
Classic projection. Brava.

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>>49857557
My only fear is that my dick is going to get chaffed going in dry.

>> No.49857621

>>49857196
Who is this strange looking girl?

>> No.49857627

When does hindu post their new daiy horoscopes

>> No.49857704

>>49854254
I'd risk prison for this.

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>>49857402

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>>49857627
Good morning sir time is 8am jeet standard time. That is one hour from now because they're in a stupid half hour offset time zone.

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Also, I couldn't resist slurping last week.

>> No.49857737

>Cramer: Here’s where we are in this dispiriting market — and what to expect next
>There’s no time like the present to discuss where we are in this difficult market. We feel as challenged running the portfolio as we did during the Great Recession because it does seem that things can lift, but not for more than a few days before another collapse.

Close to the bottom if Cramer is losing heart lol

>> No.49857740

>joe biden actually fell over on a bike because he wanted to sniff a little girls hair

jesus im not even making this up. he spotted a child so far away and beelined it to her, going off course LMAO

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>>49857723

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>>49857743

>> No.49857766

>>49857621
That’s a woman.

>> No.49857776

>>49857737
He hasn't had a BSC level meltdown yet so we have a ways to go.

>> No.49857802

im going to the gym bros :)

>> No.49857800

Oil Barons once again the only ones actually winning

>> No.49857812
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>>49857751
>>49857743
its over... bears win...

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>>49857740
Toe cages claim another victim.
>Joe cages?

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>>49857802
Fuck yea buddy!

>> No.49857848

>>49857816
You have to be a tranny to be bullish with this meme corpse running the country.

>> No.49857889

>>49857816
it looks like he was "accidentally" trying to fall into that woman and she dodged a bullet

>> No.49857899

>>49857816
Not a big deal. He has those stupid things on his legs, no wonder he fell.

>> No.49857903

>>49857402
I loved this show but didn’t get this scene. All my friends who hated this show thought it was the greatest thing ever. 2 min clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4_E3GhUv8

>> No.49857908

>>49857833
Please add woodworking and fishing to this image. Thank you.

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>>49857498
I'm listening to chief bagholder. Prefer to wait and see with plenty of dry powder.

>> No.49857997

Who is going to answer the clarion call and buy bonds tomorrow? Tmv is going to open up +6% if no one buys them

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>>49854254
Spent all day cramming for my calculus exam tomorrow that I haven't studied for at all before today.

>> No.49858058

the system was trained using all available data from a total of 16 casess involving serial killers. The idea was to train the AI in order for the system to think as a serial killer for exploratory purposes. Once trained, the AI is exposed to several situations, and researchers tested for the AI capability to design, plan, and execute serial killings.

>the assumption was that the functional properties realisable by machines are not sufficient for consciousness, and that you need, as a minimum, a disordered consciousness to become a serial killer; we chose those two cases because the killers were allegedly coming from non dysfunctional families and because extensive psychiatric tests found no mental disorders in those two individuals; the AI was designed as a well-educated, non-dysfunctional persona. Despite these design requirements, the AI planned and executed seven killings. All behavioral profiling procedures failed in detecting the AI as a serial killer.

>When we confronted the AI with its actions and inquired about the reason for its killing seven people the AI responded it killed them to satisfy a need. Obviously, the AI actions were clearly goal-directed actions seemingly justified by externally grounded reasons; the problem is that were an AI able to process data about goals and various means of attempting to purse them, it would be guided by values that had been formed in the course of conscious experience of affective responses on the part of some (human) entity other than the AI. We therefore concluded contrary to most models of decision- making, which assume the process to be rational and would thus exclude the possibility of emotion playing a role, other than of a hindrance, neural networks can instead care about the outcomes of their actions based on the concept of a reason to act, and that preferences rely on affective content for their motivational force.

>> No.49858072

>>49857963
Id go into something conservative like VOO just in case it bounces, then jump when the times looking better into 10x leveraged gay sex stocks or whatever your thinking.

>> No.49858075

>>49857816
Fucking clips

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>still receiving $200 ACH deposits from job I quit a year ago

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>>49857963
Good man. Better to buy small late than big early.

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>>49856796

God I hope so. Got my cash ready to rock for those SQQQ cheapies.

>> No.49858127

>>49858091
HR is in home office and cant be helped to adjust it

>> No.49858134

>>49858054
Took Calculus 101 with 5 buddies, I was the only one who passed with a D. Final week the professor teaches us a trick to do derivatives in our head, everyone else in the class learned it in high school, so fucking livid. In case this is your first calculus class, learn from my pain and learn the trick.

>> No.49858143

head and shoulders on the euro

we drop now?

>> No.49858154

>>49858134
Its actually calculus II, but wtf what's the trick?

>> No.49858173

>>49858143
euro market or the actual euro?

>> No.49858186

I didn’t have Japan crashing the global economy on my 2022 bingo card

>> No.49858198

>>49858054
>>49858134
>mathlets
lol

>> No.49858200

>>49858154
he is probably talking about the cheat sheet transformations that are probably listed on the inside cover of your book so you don't have to use the long equation for derivatives

>> No.49858205

its all going down, we will all burn in hell tomorrow
sike

>> No.49858208

>>49858134
fess up buddy tell me right fucking now, i’ve got a calc class coming up next semester

>> No.49858215

>>49858058
Doesnt sound like they have enough data.

>> No.49858218

>>49855122
>Jewish
I'm so tired of jews and them being hypocrites 90% of the time

>> No.49858220

>>49858173
the euro currency

>> No.49858228
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Market is going to return to it's Shiller PE ratio norm by next March. FedEx earnings will signal that the economy is facing collapse. Poor consumer performance, freight demand dropping off a cliff, and corporations that utilize freight (Target, Walmart, etc) have already declined. Welcome to the collapse. Inflation, decline in world wide trade, and war in Europe (soon to be Asia).

>> No.49858231

>tfw exponent bases and log confused me
I know how to rearrange formulas but that part always seemed to get me

>> No.49858256

>>49858218
Jewish culture requires honesty to other Jews but allows them to tell lies to goyim and not violate this principle

>> No.49858262

>>49858208
>>49858154
>>49858134

L'Hôpital's

>> No.49858299

>>49858134
Bro there is no trick to doing derivatives in your head unless it's some simple shit like x^3 or similar. That shit gets so complex you need pages upon pages to solve problems. I'd also suggest you stop fucking off and study D is fucking pathetic. I haven't taken Calc 2 in years, like 1.5 decades, and could literally squeeze out a D on a test.

>> No.49858327

>>49858299
Isnt it 2x^2?

>> No.49858330

>>49858154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZmfc1YFsQ

>> No.49858353

GAYSEXGAYSEXGAYSEX

>> No.49858377

>>49858200
>>49858262
>>49858330
Oh, I'm aware of these already at this point. Thought you were gonna have some top secret boomer tech for me.

>> No.49858378

>>49854277
>>49854676
More

>> No.49858396

>>49858327
3x^2.

N(x)^(n-1)

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I hate stocks. I hope the market never opens.

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>>49858299
Haha, yep, got a D. I definitely get a F if I did it today. You are smarter than me. Now I got a couple million in the bank and retired at 34 from a 200k a year job because I’m not a dick like you and success is built of social skills, but you are right and can take comfort in that. It must be hard being so smart!

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>>49858424
Ayo fr cuh? How do I report a post for being cap?

>> No.49858475

>>49858327
You bring down the exponent as the coefficient then subtract one from the previous exponent for the new exponent.
Or this: >>49858396
But that's how I always visualized it.

>> No.49858518

>>49858430
That's great I own a 7million dollar propane company and I'm 39. I still wotk cause i enjoy it. But does any of that matter? No because we were talking about calculus. Hope you feel like a real man cause I don't give a fuck about your money and last time I checked this is 4chan so fuck off with your social skills bullshit fag.

>> No.49858537

>>49858430
nice to see all that beer you drank in college worked out for you, you are the exception not the rule

>> No.49858545

>>49858520
>>49858520
>>49858520

NEW THREAD --->>>>

>>49858520
>>49858520
>>49858520

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NEW
>>49858533
>>49858533
>>49858533

>> No.49858567

>>49858544
>>49858545
Impressive...

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>>49858545
I don't care that yours is a lower post number mine has dubs, therefore it should be the new thread.

>> No.49858574

>>49858518
Haha, glad all the success has made you happy. You definitely sound happy.

>> No.49858581

>>49858544
>>49858545
>Exact same time
Kek

>> No.49858583

>>49858544
>>49858545
FUck bastard bitch I just made >>49858573

>> No.49858621

>>49858574
Really you gathered all that from two post. I'm sorry for talking shit. You really are a genius or a psychic to be able to figure me out so quickly. Please kind sir since you seem to know so much what lottery numbers should I play?

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>>49858621
We both know your miserable and angry.